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Anyone have any advice on moving money / items from one person to another with no trace?


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Has a female ever farted on... 8 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
Has a female ever farted on you during sex? if so, what did you do? I'm asking because mine did
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So I'm in a relationship, and everything's going pretty well, with the exception of one pet peeve I have. She calls me about twice a week, which is cool. She says she'll call me almost every night. I'd rather just have her say "sorry tonight's not a good night" so I could make other plans. Instead, she insists she'll call at a certain time and then usually doesn't. Most of the time it's because she fell asleep, but there's no "hey I'm tired, tonight's not a good night". I end up waiting around until after she said she'd call and by that time the whole night's shot. Does it sound clingy or unmanly in some way to address this? I just want to say "look I love it when you call me, but if you don't actually intend to, don't say you're going to because I could be out with friends". It's not a relationship ending problem but it drives me nuts. How should I address it?
/adv/, I need help trying to... 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
/adv/, I need help trying to find out my genetic origin. There effective methods which I can use that will help me figure out such. I don't want to spend money on Ancestry.com. Preferably, can I use something to find out without it costing me a dime?
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>go to party >see blonde girl that u guys said that like me >nod nervously >go up to her and hug her >asian girl sits down next to me tells me im hot and my voice is sexy >she does this infront of the blonde >notice the blonde started talking to her friend in order to pretend she doesnt care >asian girl is getting heavier and heavier with the flirting >she mentions how her asian girlfriends are too lame and too shy to be around the party >she tells me about her travels, her life >notice I just keep saying "okay" "yup" >and she's forced to keep improvising >notice the look on her face is awkwardness >because I'm making her feel like i dont care >decide to compliment her >eventually she tells me she has a curfew >I aassume this was a subtle way of telling me I have a time limit to fuck her or something >I told her if it was strict and she said it wasnt that strict if it didnt have to be >anyway she asked me to follow her outside of the party >and all her asian girlfriends are telling this one that they're gonna wait for her outside while she does her thing >but instead of kissing her or asking her to fuck or anything >I instead asked her to go back into the party with me and she did >the problem was her curfew was almost up it was midnight >so I asked for her number and she gave it to me >she was sitting outside with her friends after that >I took a piss in an alley and I never approached her when I did that but she saw me >she never went back into the party and left with her friends >now the blonde girl is back >she's sitting down on a chair >I look at her and she started dancing as some kind of nervous twitch from me looking at her to pretend she was not nervous
hey /adv/. Finishing up my... 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
hey /adv/. Finishing up my compSci degree in a few weeks, need to find a job. Really want to go to Japan though. I know language on a conversational level, plus been involved in various general cultural activities. Oh, i do gamedev in my spare time so I have somewhat of a portfolio for that. The question is, (how to, should I) get a job in Japan? general situational advice is also very much appreciated.

sometimes depressed, sometimes alright

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it's weird. ever since I joined the army, it's gone from bad to worse. I used to be a lot happier, bored, but happier. Now a lot closer to being sad all the time. Obviously it's because of my time in the army, I'm not like that when I'm home. In fact I dread the time I have to go back and that sets in some sadness back. How do I deal with all the stress there better? I can't just quit, I won't.
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I am an advanced drinker, have higher than average tolerance frequently black out/pass out always drink until I pass out, never get hangovers, wake up in the "morning" (afternoon/evening) wondering how I got home, I feel ill and get abdminal pains and migraines if I have to go a day without drinking. Also take benzos (Flubromazepam) before going out and getting pissed up, so I already feel drunk before I even walk into the pub. The problem is because I am so pissed up all the time people take advantage of me. For example went to the pub with this girl met some mates, lost count of how many pints of this 7% cider I was drinking, I always use credit card because am too lazy to get cash and it is just more convenient and she must have seen me enter my PIN at the bar, so the rest of the night is a blur, I black out she walks me part of the way home and I lean against a wall for a few minutes (hours?) until I can walk without falling over. She stole my credit card withdrew £80 at one ATM, then tried to withdraw £200 at another (denied), she tried to make dozens of purchases online (all denied) I am getting my £80 back when I call the fraud hotline so I lost nothing. She conviently "found" my credit card when I was in the back of her sister's car the next day when we went out to buy some coke (I hadn't checked my wallet so I thought it was still there and it had "fallen out" of my wallet Should I just carry cash and pay cash from my wallet and hide all my cards in a sock like the one pictured? Get an wallet alarm card? Pay by wireless so no one can see the PIN, have never paid by wireless, should I ask about it because I have the wireless symbol on the card? Not sure if any other countries apart from UK use chip and PIN payment method but you have to be hyper-vigilant about hiding the PIN.
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>21 years old >Virgin, currently with my first gf, we've been dating for over a month now >Doesn't know I'm a virgin, in fact, when we talked about it I lied to her and said I had sex with two girls in my life because I didn't want to seem weird. >Tonight we're going to go to a small get together >After that I plan on taking her back to my place, hopefully we'll be a little tipsy and I'll have sex with her. Okay, please help me guys and girls - how do I go about doing this? First off, how do I initiate sex? Secondly, how do I do it so I seem like I know what i'm doing? Anything I should do to prepare?
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In a predicament. I had plans to go out to a festival with my drinking buddy/wingman to approach some girls and have some fun, but I don't really want to now. Some of my old friends from high school are in town and I'd rather see them because I almost never get the chance to. I go out with my wingman 3+ nights a week we've serious about this shit, but at the same time we kinda planned this out. Last night I kinda ditched him early to bring a girl home and it seems a bit dickish to flake on him tonight but I really don't want to go, I'm exhausted and want to take it easy. Thoughts on this? No idea what the fuck i'm gonna do.
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Things have been rough lately, I've been trying to deal with a really bad breakup with my GF of 2 years and a couple months but it's been hard, most of the time I just don't know what to do or how to move on and to be honest, I don't think I've felt this bad. What should I do? Right now, any advice is welcome.

how to be less sad

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I seem to be sadder a lot of the time when I'm in the army. how could I improve my mood, even though things are tough?
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How does /adv/ feel about dating strippers? >19 >Community college fag, until I can transfer to a uni >A lot of the girls here at this college are strippers >This 21 year old chick I met wants to date me, but she is a stripper I've never even been to a strip club before. She is an easy 8/10. But I don't know what to expect at all from a relationship with a stripper, horrible idea or no? My buddy says to go for it, and its fine as long as I'm the only one "getting up in those guts". I'm not sure though. Thoughts?

Clean Blade

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So i Just got this Flicky and i need a way to clean the blade from the rust any suggestions? with household items
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>get waken up by stomping at 2 PM >hear the girl neighbours upstairs talking about me >they keep saying "heeee's so cute" but they also bring up the fact that they think I'm "weird" >and they were also discussing the fact that they thought I was maybe retarded or something >they mention how the sound insulation isnt good and one of them says "he can hear us laugh" >she recalls one time when they were laughing while I was laughing at some comedy I was watching >on that day when they heard me laugh they said "I can hear him laughing" and then she said "that means he can hear me laugh" and they were laughing about this >They also mentioned how I'm "really intimidated" by them >They noted my interactions with them and they also talked about how I don't go outside much >I feel like they were talking loud on purpose because they wanted me to overhear this >But I'm not too sure >I was too hungover to remember most of the convo but at the end one of them said >"Let's laugh in there, he'll come" I'm not sure of what their exact opinion of me is. But I always try to be quiet and courteous. I'm not sure if they kept saying I was "cuteeeee" and "so cuteeeeeee" out of pity or if they meant I was attractive Can you guys make sense of this?
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Anonymous 08/02/14(Sat)23:25:40 No.14573898 I have a lady friend that requires some aid and she doesn't even realize it... She's stuck in a limbo with her abusive bf, they have broken up prolly a hundred times only for her to crawl back and round and round and round it go's... "It will be diffrent this time, he promised me and he was very apologetic" said prolly a hundred times together with " this is his last chance" They actually broke up once again 3 days ago only to get back together earlier today (unusually fast)... Once again she said "this is his last shot" This is my best friend, It hurts to see her so confused, this time I tried applying some pressure: Me-"just don't get fooled by him again... Also a lesson: You need to learn how to live your life without him! How much shit you guys been through? How many chanses has he recieved? You still end up with in the same situation every time! Maybe it's time you start thinking about why? She: "I know :/ I'm weak, it's hard when you hate someone so much yet love them with all your heart" My patience is long gone for this fucker, I'm done supporting her in this decision... I've tried being polite and "inception" her into getting it: she isn't... Any tips?

Best Condom

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What's your go-to condom? The best, most comfortable, hassle-free condom you've found? There's so many, it's hard to figure out what to fucking get.
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How am I supposed to respond to being called cute? Girls call me cute all the fucking time. >2 Weeks ago >Interested in girl from one of my classes, going to ask on date soon >"Oh anon you're so cute" she said on the way out of class >Instantly crushes all hope As a dude is being called cute really a compliment? I feel like its not. Like they are saying "yeah you're nice, but no I wouldn't date you".
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Sorry this is a stupid question but im trying not to be freak out clingy anymore. Am i? I don't think he's into me, am i right? He looked happy to see me last week and I texted him yesterday: > me: hey are you coming to my party > him: nawp. I'm in sd > me: darn. Are you going to chris' party next week? > him: probs. Depends on things and stuff I don't think I sound desperate but do I?
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