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I've gotten myself into a... 26 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
I've gotten myself into a huge mess. I'm staying overseas at my aunties house with my cousins. He smokes weed and a few days ago he told me he lost his green grinder. I decided to go and stay over at my grandparents for a while so I tidied up the room before I left. I came across the grinder while cleaning up, I opened it tempted, but I didn't smoke. I put it back. I went to a party with some friends and in the morning I got a message from him asking if I had found the green grinder. I said no. Now I got this huge message calling me an immature fucker and that he thinks I did and left evidence of it. I think he thinks I smoked it. He's super mad. How do I dig myself out of this hole? Is there any way I can convince him he's made a mistake?

Can someone explain my foreskin?

Can someone explain my... 9 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
So I was washing my dick today, when it did something very unexpected. My foreskin went right down to the bottom of the head. I'm not circumcised, but it looked very close to that. It's embarrassing that I don't know this, but is that normal? The area was red and sensitive to the touch. Is this the position my foreskin is supposed to be in when I get hard? If so, how do I jerk off when I can't touch it?
>work with really hot girl... 9 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
>work with really hot girl for a few years, never spoke much >coworkers going out, I declined to go BC that's not my thing >girl asks why I'm not going, says she will convince me >flirty exchange leads to me giving her my number >she texts me later to meet up with her and a few people at a bar >go and she is looking really good >she dances all over me It was pretty intense and sexually driven. I'm married, so I decided to leave before anything happened. Text her after to explain it. She asks to hang out again. I say it seems risky and I don't trust my willpower. How to handle Monday at work? Do I tell my wife? Never cheated before, but the fact I was so close has me questioning things.
Simple problem over... 4 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
Simple problem over here. Can't tell if I should post this in /adv/ or /g/. My report button appears to be missing. Anyone else have the same problem? How would I restore it? I've tried disabling adblock, using a vanilla browser, etc, but it just doesn't wanna come back.
So a kid loaned my girlfriend... 14 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
So a kid loaned my girlfriend his laptop and then stopped talking to her. She tried to give it back and he refused and now he's getting mad and wants it back and is threatening to 'come up here with his mom if e doesn't have it back by Monday'. So what do? Isn't it legally my girlfriends since it was given to her and has been in her possession for 30+ days? Or should I give the 15 year old kid his shit back but wipe it and put windows 95 on it?
Hey /adv/,High School senior... 12 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
Hey /adv/, High School senior here. Just barely got my ticket to senior prom, however I am going stag this year because >tfw no gf. Like a good chunk of 4chan users I'm a semi-socially awkward white guy. I've never been particularly good at any kind of party dancing, though I can waltz, swing, and do a simple tango. My question is, what can I do to be less awkward at this particular prom? I think there are a few other people going stag, but I don't want to be limited to hanging with just them. I have a couple of friends who are going as well but most of them have dates. I guess I'm looking for some general advice so I don't look like a complete fool.

Fucking a married woman.

Fucking a married woman. 26 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
should I? she's going through a divorce. sends me this text today. I have always wanted to fuck her. I know she wants to feel wanted and beautiful. Should I go fuck her? Married but going through a divorce
Parents will arrive in a few... 19 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
Parents will arrive in a few hours, drunk how do I lock room's door?
>Get up, go to work>Get... 5 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
>Get up, go to work >Get home exhausted, spend the 5 or so hours I have to myself cleaning/cooking dinner/resting >Sleep >Get up, go to work Screw this, I'm fucking bored of this shit, and it's getting me increasingly frustrated. I'm usually a pretty calm guy, but I feel so stressed that I almost snapped at my boss yesterday. I can feel myself getting to that point where something is going to push me over the edge and I'm going to explode, and I don't want that. How do people deal with doing this for their entire lives? How do I numb myself to it?
So I have been hanging out... 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
So I have been hanging out with this new group recently and just today some of them came over and we watched a few movies. All but one of the group had to leave because they had to be somewhere. The one that was left I have a huge crush on but didn't know what to say or do. So we were alone in the living room watching American Pie 2 and we both just sat there with the occasional bit of small conversation. We exchanged numbers and have been texting a bit since she left and i don't know what to do. I am meeting up with the group again on monday.

How do I get /adv/audience participation?

How do I get /adv/audience... 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
I made a doubles thread last week, and hardly anyone joined it. How do I make better doubles threads for our board?
>Decided to go to a good... 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
>Decided to go to a good friend's place after work, hey, she might get happy, we haven't seen each other in a good while! >Bought some food, it'd be rude to get there with empty hands >Got to her place >Bitch didn't even let me in >find out she deleted me from facebook ...Fuck

Explain That To Me

Explain That To Me 12 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
>2011. >Be 18 years old, got a summer job. >In with one 19 y/o chinese girl kinda fat but has a shitload of potential if she lost some weight, one 20 y/o girl who looks like pic related, except narrower face, less as and boobs, green droopy eyes, perfectly thin nose, 5'4, and much, much whiter, She looked less good than pic related, but still. And finally, 20 y/o black dude who is no taller than 5'6, kinda handsome face (looks like wrestler Ellis Coleman, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl1Qhhuh52M less muscular, thinner nose, lips and smaller eyes, had prognathism) >Fast forward two weeks >Be friends with chinese girl >She asks white girl who she prefers, between me and the black dude, ithout telling her I asked >White girl says she prefers black dude Well fuck this shit. I have thinner traits than said black man, while having a dark complexion too (I'm black and white). >Differences between me and black dude I have thin traits. 5'11, skinny as shit (110lbs), black dude was muscular, looked badboyish, brute, despite being smaller (~5'6-5'7). Also, I was wearing shit clothes, non-fitting pants and T-shirt, while he was wearing good shit. So what the shit happened? Afterwards, the girl didn't pursue with that guy because he was weird as shit, but still, why did she pick him over me? She just told the chinese girl I was 'cute', while the black dude was 'handsome'. She then proceeded to friendzone me fucking hard. How? Can someone explain me what the fuck went wrong? >TL;DR Meet girl. Doen't like me, prefers a badboy black dude. Proceeds to friendzone the fuck out of me. Turns out I got a better looking gf now, but thinking back about it, I still wonder why she rejected me. Any idea?
If you could change one thing... 77 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
If you could change one thing about yourself at the present, what would it be?
Most of life I`ve been the... 5 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
Most of life I`ve been the led. I had the best friend, who was the alpha of the group. I mean, he was good-looking, sharp, always has something to say, a lot of stories to tell, had a lot of life experience. I have known him since kindergarden, we used to play legos at my place, go finishing, we got high for the first time together, got drunk for the first time together. So when we were alone, the interaction between us was very equal, apart from the fact that he was more talkative and i was the one listening and laughing. Naturally he was the one with lots of friends, We hung out together, but of course, he was teh center of attention, I often felt inferior because I wasn`t aid attention to, and it made me feel uncomfortable knowing that I am not really interesting enough. So i hung around him? and his friends, which didn`t like me. I was sort of an addition to him wihc had to be tolerated. Over the years, we saw each other rarely, since he began to realize i was sort of a bore. I didn`t insist, since i knew that going out with him meant being a ballast, a lot of standing in silence while others talked. Then he moved, and this is where the problem begins. He was my best friend, and allthough he may have patronized me did try to make me more sociable, The problem is, when he did, i was very embarrased by it. Like being patronized was fine by me by admitting that he is teh leader and letting me help me was beyond my dignity. Now I had tried to make friends, but I was right, i am quite boring. I am a little slow too. So I didn`t actually make real friends, just random hangouts. Obviously no gf, but it`s an issue on it`s own. Lately I`ve began hangin out with one guy, a very socible fella, does standup, knows a shit tonn of people, dosen`t have problem getting alone with everybody. The problem is, once again i am in the same situation. I am friends witha guy, whom I envy a little bit, who os muh more funnier and socially experinced than me, and ...
I have FASD. My mother drank... 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
I have FASD. My mother drank in the early stages of her pregnancy, as well as did cocaine and heroine throughout. As a result, I have high functioning Aspergers. I'm emotionally stagnant and limited in development, I'm literally missing some parts of my brain that allows me to feel certain emotions. I've had girlfriends and friends. But there's always a missing link, I could never connect with them on an intimate level. I feel isolated, basically. I don't know how to figure out how to start acting "normal." I've always been the loner, the outcast, in every situation. It's just a part of me, but I want more. To no surprise, I have severe anxiety and depression. I have anxiety attacks every so often. I'm on medication, I've seen counselors, but they never seemed to help me. I don't know what to do /adv/. I'm at the cusp of it all, if I don't make an effort now, then I'm afraid nothing will change in my life. >18 >university, already 3rd year >single >little to no talk with family >living alone >feel obligated to talk to friends but dont want to hang out with them >havent made any new friends this year I really dont know how to solve this.

Girlfriend dumped me but still talks to me

Girlfriend dumped me but still... 19 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
I'm the same OP from this thread >>14269772 So she dumped me because she said "i abandoned her yesteday" (only because i got frustrated that she wasn't telling me what she had and i left, only to come back five minutes later, and because she claims i "yelled at her" (only because i told her "grow up!!") and the one that got her angry the most: because i told her "Aghh i'm going to kill myself because of you seriously" She dumped me saying: "i hate you and i don't want to see you anymore" Today i tried to talk her to see how she was, talked and she said the same "i hate you i don't want to be with you anymore" but then she came back just a few mins ago, with a panic attack, scared as fuck asking for my help. What does THAT MEANS? I really want to be with her and help her with her mental diseases but only as a boyfriend but i don't want to leave her alone either, she got no friends, her family doesn't care about her, i was the only one she trusted and the one she thought that protected her, but now if she doesn't want anything with me.. she hates me, why she's still asking for my help? i really don't want to leave her alone but is it worth keep talking to her and caring for her, but seeing how she forgets about me, how she falls in love with others... Am i a good guy or a total idiot?
I have a plane ticket to the... 4 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
I have a plane ticket to the UK that I bought online. The flight's schedule got changed 6 hours in one direction, and now I'm no longer interested in going. I don't have their travel insurance thing (required British citizenship), so is there a way I could try to get a refund in the ticket?
In the math classes at my... 3 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
In the math classes at my college you're supposed to get 3 tests and a final. Half-way through the semester my professor fell behind and we had had only 1 exam, the last day to drop was the same day as the second exam. I did shit on both of them and couldn't drop. Now I just took a third exam and I'm not sure if I did well, and I have the final on Monday. If I fail I have to retake it and the new grade replaces the F, if I get a D I have to retake it and the new grade averages in with the old one. Should I just fail?
I am a kissless virgin, 20... 8 posts and 0 image replies omitted. Click to view.
I am a kissless virgin, 20 years old. I met a girl who I like and she obviously likes me quite a bit. We went a date last night and hung out for several hours afterwards as well. I didn't make a move because I'm not experienced and didn't know what to do, but she invited me to come over tonight. How do I act
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