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Fired from The Embassy Anonymous 11/18/14(Tue)03:35 UTC+1 No.450953 Report

The Embassy does VFX for films like Enders Game and such. I used to work for them.

>inb4 "TIMESTAMPS FAGET!!11!"

>be me
>working for The Embassy
>Jew boss who takes money from our pay checks to buy 3ds Max and Maya plugins that we don't even use
>I decide I need to pad up my paycheck
>get an email one day
>guy has a wedgie fetish and wants me to create cgi photorealistic animation of Lizzie McGuire getting wedgied and pantsed and such
>"Lizzie McGuire as in the girl from the old Disney Channel show?"
>"Yes"
>mfw
> alright.
>dust out Zbrush, renderman, max, Maya, and our in house tissue and compositing systems
>model girl from show
>create textures for panties
>create setting and render it in Renderman
It looked pretty real. The Embassy specializes in photorealism.
>email it to the guy
>says he had the greatest fap of his life
>sends me $180 through PayPal
>ohyeah.3ds
>Jew boss doesn't suspect a thing. Thinks I'm creating stuff for movies and commercials cause my render times are through the roof.
And this is where it went downhill...
>college intern whos an autistic blender user
>he thinks blender is better at sculpting than Zbrush (kek)
>one day he walks in on me creating a scene where the girl from the disney show is dangling from a ceiling fan by her panties (by the neckbeards request)
>unleashes full autism and runs to Jew boss
>Jew boss storms in
>says this is a blatant and inappropriate use of our software. Threatens to press charges against me for cp
>mfw my textures are so real, he thinks I'm viewing legit cp
>Topkek
>get fired leave
>still make cgi fetish videos for neckbeard tho
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Anonymous 11/18/14(Tue)05:43 UTC+1 No.450984 Report

>>450953
If he earns enough to be paying a CG artist hundreds of dollars for original porn, then he is no neckbeard sir, just a rich pervert.
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Anonymous 11/18/14(Tue)05:21 UTC+1 No.450980 Report

Man this Op.

>Racist
>Liar
>Shit poster
>Into CP
>Obsessive about his software
>Actually fantasizing about studio job, and being fired from this for making CP.

This guy is probably the biggest weirdo on the board.
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Anonymous 11/18/14(Tue)04:59 UTC+1 No.450977 Report

Post some renders mate
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Anonymous 11/18/14(Tue)04:50 UTC+1 No.450973 Report

>>450969
Some mythomaniacs will tell you the most elaborate and bizzare fucking storries. Op is even mild in compare to the worst I've encountered.
I once had one tell me this incredibly weird story of how he saved 40 norweigian girls on a jetski from active volcano or some shit.
Then it ran out of fuel so he had to swim like 50 miles with several girl on his back. When he reached the shore after this heroic effort
the locals came roaring in speed boats and stormed the beach and had themselves a 'machete war' where they decapitad eachothers limbs.

I sat there listening to him and my face was like whenAswedishGuyGoesToThailand.jpg
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Anonymous 11/18/14(Tue)04:42 UTC+1 No.450972 Report

Where everyone else sees tragedy I see an opportunity. If this is not bullshit, keep working on those pervy things anon, you'll get millionare once Oculus + Tenga/Fleshlight is a reality.
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Anonymous 11/18/14(Tue)04:31 UTC+1 No.450969 Report

You worked at a legit company and on the side made underage cg porn for your boss based off of a disney girl. A photo real cg model for $180. He then fires you from the legit company for making cg child porn, ruining your name in the industry and chances of getting hired elsewhere. Now you continue to make cg child porn for him.

Yet somehow you can still insult everyone else around you for what happened. Someone went full retard. Hint: it's you.
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Anonymous 11/18/14(Tue)04:11 UTC+1 No.450961 Report

>>450959
As if it really happened.

>photorealistic CGI for pervert on the net for $180.
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Anonymous 11/18/14(Tue)04:05 UTC+1 No.450959 Report

>>450953
POST THE LIZZY MODEL FAGET!!11!"
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