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Hey /adv/ I've been...
Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)10:06 UTC+1 No.14066449 Report

Hey /adv/ I've been thinking of killing myself
What's the best way to kill yourself and make it look like an accident?
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)10:08 UTC+1 No.14066453 Report

Research ways people have accidentally killed themselves.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)10:08 UTC+1 No.14066454 Report

eh I even know a method thats so good it'll even fool insurance companies

what country are you in?
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)10:08 UTC+1 No.14066458 Report

>>14066454
New Zealand
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)10:16 UTC+1 No.14066489 Report

>>14066458
well I've been repeatedly asked over the years to stop telling people, so instead now I'm supposed to always say

Life isn't worth starting but it is worth finishing.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)10:20 UTC+1 No.14066503 Report

>>14066458
me too, I'm from quake city where you at bro

Also you could try drug overdose (make it look accidental), 'pretend' to slip off a cliff, hang yourself but wear ladies underwear and put a dildo in your ass and jack off so it looks like an autoerotic asphyxiation death

in all seriousness you have a life threatening mental illness and need help. The kiwi mental health system is top fucking notch btw I've got a fair amount of experience with it (hospital stays, medication, mental health act, respite care)) so if there's anything you want to know just ask.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)10:42 UTC+1 No.14066559 Report

>>14066503
Hamilton
I know, I've tried it all. I'm actually just tired of living. I can't be bothered. I try so hard for nothing in return. So I want to kill myself in an accidental manner
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)10:45 UTC+1 No.14066567 Report

I would actually like some advice on 'accidental' suicide
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)11:00 UTC+1 No.14066605 Report

>>14066449
Don't do it OP
look if you want to hang out, I'll be there. Hamilton central library
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)11:02 UTC+1 No.14066610 Report

>>14066605
No thank you... I'd prefer to remain anonymous
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)11:03 UTC+1 No.14066612 Report

>>14066559
>I try so hard for nothing in return
What does this even mean?
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)11:04 UTC+1 No.14066614 Report

>>14066612
I try hard for a lot of people I know and I just get sneered at and used
I mean I know I'm opening myself up to that kind of treatment... but still...
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)11:10 UTC+1 No.14066627 Report

>>14066614
Then dump those people and go through an condescending, ivory-tower loner phase. It might not be a healthy thing, but it's nice for a while and it sure beats being dead.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)11:13 UTC+1 No.14066632 Report

risk vs reward concludes you shouldnt kill yourself
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)11:29 UTC+1 No.14066681 Report

>>14066559
>Hamilton
There's your problem.. fucking leave
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