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Anonymous 05/13/14(Tue)23:23 UTC+1 No.14259827 Report

>seeing girl
>pretty much exclusive but nothing defined
>have sex with ex because she gets me off the best
>she's been with 10 other guys in the 3 months that we've been broken up, so since she's a slut I don't know if she has gotten any stds or what. Now I'm paranoid, and don't want to have sex with this girl I'm seeing again until I know I'm clean. What steps can I take to avoid sex and not seem suspicious? Also, how long should I wait to get tested to be most accurate?
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Anonymous 05/13/14(Tue)23:29 UTC+1 No.14259843 Report

Tell her you started exercising and developed rug burn on your penis from your underwear rubbing against it.
Tell her you want to abstain from ejaculation because you're going to try to donate sperm to get money for a cancer charity.

>or tell her the truth

>next time condoms
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Anonymous 05/14/14(Wed)01:08 UTC+1 No.14260204 Report

>>14259843
>>or tell her the truth
eh
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Anonymous 05/14/14(Wed)01:21 UTC+1 No.14260239 Report

If you didn't define it, it's cool. Just tell her the truth. If you think she'll be upset, you cheated, and you should deal with the consequences. And also, your dick should fall off for cheating with a slut.
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