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Does Ultimate Surrender count...
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)03:35 UTC+1 No.406359 Report

Does Ultimate Surrender count as /asp/?
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)03:51 UTC+1 No.406368 Report

why not
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)03:52 UTC+1 No.406369 Report

most of them are female athletes who couldn't go pro and became porn stars anyways
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)04:08 UTC+1 No.406383 Report

I like when the girls have big boos, as Claire Dames and Sara Jay. Tomboys are boring.
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)04:14 UTC+1 No.406386 Report
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>that one girl who barely...
>that one girl who barely even puts up a fight
>she's giggling and shit during
>winner treats her like shit because muh serious competition
It's a good feeling
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)04:19 UTC+1 No.406390 Report

It doesn't just count, it's pretty much the definition of /asp/.
We're essentially ESPN 8, the Ocho:
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)04:19 UTC+1 No.406391 Report

Would be better with men, because penises
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)04:20 UTC+1 No.406395 Report

>watching her get fingered to orgasm on the mat because she cant defend herself.
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)04:21 UTC+1 No.406396 Report

>doesn't like girls who look like guys
>with manly arms, back and shoulders
>with very flat chest
>soft, muscular legs
>oiled up
>perhaps a penis
What are you gay or something?
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)04:23 UTC+1 No.406397 Report

>Wrestling is fake
>Porn is fake
>Therefore wrestling porn must be real
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)04:24 UTC+1 No.406399 Report

its not fake pro wrestling, its actual wrestling
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)04:25 UTC+1 No.406401 Report

Of course! Don't you know how math works?
Two negatives cancel each other.
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)04:31 UTC+1 No.406405 Report
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I was down with most of this...
I was down with most of this stuff until they introduced the crowd. It's sort of a boner kill to have 60+ people yelling at the match while fapping.
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)04:35 UTC+1 No.406406 Report

Not for certain people.
I used to be pretty voyeuristic in my teens and I loved the idea of man-handling another person in front of a crowd.
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)04:49 UTC+1 No.406411 Report

it would be weird being in the crowd. wanting to just fap, but you cant while all the other people there are with erections also just wanting to fap
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)04:52 UTC+1 No.406414 Report
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>mfw Isis Love vs Dragon...
>mfw Isis Love vs Dragon Lily
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)05:12 UTC+1 No.406420 Report

Seriously, who the fuck goes to these things and treats it like a regular sporting event?
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)05:19 UTC+1 No.406426 Report

Just like NFL in that sense.
Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)05:26 UTC+1 No.406432 Report
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Anonymous 05/13/14(Tue)02:06 UTC+1 No.407200 Report

Other porn stars/porn athletes(?)
Production crew
People who go to porn conventions
Anonymous 05/13/14(Tue)20:17 UTC+1 No.408108 Report

>tfw you skip through most of the actual fighting to get to the humiliation part
Anonymous 05/13/14(Tue)20:51 UTC+1 No.408124 Report


>tfw you skip through most of the humiliation part to get to the actual fighting
>"no way I would surrender to that miserable leg lock"
Anonymous 05/13/14(Tue)21:19 UTC+1 No.408136 Report

I have no idea what that means, but it made me laugh.
Anonymous 05/13/14(Tue)21:29 UTC+1 No.408142 Report

Yep. More than once skip a porno in favor of watching a fight. Even with gay fight/pornos... skip'd straight to fights and que up an actual fight to watch instead.
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