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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)22:43 UTC+1 No.473462 Report

Hold on, let me gear up....okay NOW I'm ready to fight with my nifty torso padding!
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)22:50 UTC+1 No.473466 Report

Where is your head gear
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Pomf-chama 07/30/14(Wed)00:45 UTC+1 No.473514 Report

Ninja turtle thread?
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)00:47 UTC+1 No.473518 Report

>>473466
he has nothing worth protecting inside his cranium
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)00:51 UTC+1 No.473520 Report

>>473462

If weapons are involved in the martial art, then armoring is pretty okay. Let's see you getting hit by a bamboo stick with 120 kph and no armor.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)01:02 UTC+1 No.473525 Report

>>473520
Does a shinai count?
Kendo is for masochists.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)01:08 UTC+1 No.473532 Report

>>473525

Yeah, that's what I am talking about. Spot on.
Get hit with that shit. My first time I got #rekt even with full bogu.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)01:09 UTC+1 No.473533 Report

>>473532
Only visited a group once.
Took two weeks for those bruises to heal.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)01:13 UTC+1 No.473537 Report

>>473533

kek, It's like this in every martial art I guess. Maybe a bit harder in Kendo because of the sticks but well. It's quite a nice thing I think.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)01:20 UTC+1 No.473540 Report

>>473537
Nah, I'd rather do blocking drills for 30min than getting my arms whipped for 1h. You'd think they'd make the sleeves longer.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)01:52 UTC+1 No.473584 Report

>>473462
>tfw I've TKO'd and left dudes with foot prints through the hogu
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)02:39 UTC+1 No.473648 Report

>>473584
In what sport do you need those things?
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)02:44 UTC+1 No.473656 Report

>>473648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXY_BG3Pvz0

Don't worry I've since moved on to kickboxing and judo
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TKDelicious 07/30/14(Wed)02:45 UTC+1 No.473657 Report

>>473584
>Kicking someone in the chest, you think "finally, a solid point"
>refs sleeping
>kid is busy throwing up from the blow
>no point
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)02:46 UTC+1 No.473660 Report

>>473657
You're needed ITT >>471648

tl;dr kid talking up his "real TKD" but has never heard of chung do kwan.
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TKDelicious 07/30/14(Wed)02:46 UTC+1 No.473661 Report

>>473462
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXY_BG3Pvz0

Hey

if he's a white belt how come he has the black neck dobok?
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)03:10 UTC+1 No.473704 Report

>>473656
Theres already a thread discussing how retarded our rules are in the ITF and how we need major reform.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)03:14 UTC+1 No.473716 Report

>>473704
I don't see how that has any relevance to my post or the other anon's question.

Particularly since the video shows WTF rules.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)03:14 UTC+1 No.473717 Report

>>473660
Oh its you, im very sorry that I didnt give you and ching do kwan any attention, also you are the one that brought all that "real tae kwon do" shit into the threadso lets not be putting words in peoples mouths.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)03:16 UTC+1 No.473721 Report

>>473717
Actually I'm the 4th dan that said TKD hands are shit and has since moved on to far more practical styles.

TKD a shit. I can tell you from experience you'll be much happier once you accept this.
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TKDelicious 07/30/14(Wed)03:22 UTC+1 No.473742 Report

>>473721
>>473717

hello >17, >21 is called Mixie, the TKD oreo
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)03:25 UTC+1 No.473748 Report

>>473742
I still don't get the oreo thing
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TKDelicious 07/30/14(Wed)03:26 UTC+1 No.473753 Report

>>473748
oreo is a term who uncle toms mixie
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)03:27 UTC+1 No.473757 Report

>>473721
So what style have you taken up instead? Not being an asshole just want to know how its different,
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Muh hamstring 07/30/14(Wed)03:27 UTC+1 No.473759 Report

>>473757
>inb4 krav magra
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)03:33 UTC+1 No.473769 Report

>>473757
Kickboxing and judo (we also cross train with bjj guys once a week). I looked for a MT place but they're stupid expensive here which is weird because there's a decent sized thai population.
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TKDelicious 07/30/14(Wed)03:41 UTC+1 No.473790 Report

>>473769
It's ok

I started MT and all i've done is the same boxing i did in MMA

also, i'm just saying it's kind of obvious when fighters become teachers and not be trained to be teachers
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)03:43 UTC+1 No.473792 Report

>>473790
MT is better than TKD.

Just saying.
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TKDelicious 07/30/14(Wed)03:44 UTC+1 No.473796 Report

>>473792
trolling is a art

just saying
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)03:45 UTC+1 No.473799 Report

>>473796
>implying I'm trolling

TKD isn't complete shit like CMA (aside from Sanda) but Muay Thai is much better and more well-rounded.
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TKDelicious 07/30/14(Wed)03:47 UTC+1 No.473802 Report

>>473799
If you took TKD kicks and used them in MT, you'd get a knockout because they drop their hands for RH

If you used MT kicks in TKD you'd get knocked the fuck out because that's like using karate punches in boxing

hell, MT is more "well rounded" then boxing too, but who won that little fight?
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Kyoko-chan 07/30/14(Wed)03:48 UTC+1 No.473803 Report

>>473799
I don't necessarily disagree with you, but I can wreck shit with Baek, but I'm not very good at Bruce.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)03:48 UTC+1 No.473804 Report

>>473799
I cant talk about MT, but TKD is pretty good once you dont go to a shitty school.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)03:49 UTC+1 No.473805 Report

>>473802
I don't think there are any kicks in TKD that are not also in MT that have the power to knock someone out.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)03:51 UTC+1 No.473811 Report

>>473803
Tosh, what is your honest opinion on TKD?
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Kyoko-chan 07/30/14(Wed)03:53 UTC+1 No.473817 Report

>>473811
I don't like it.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)03:54 UTC+1 No.473822 Report

>>473805
Can somebody give me a list of MT and TKD kicks that overlap? Dont really know much(anything) about MT.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)03:55 UTC+1 No.473824 Report

>>473817
It's not as effective as other striking arts in your opinion?
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TKDelicious 07/30/14(Wed)03:55 UTC+1 No.473825 Report

>>473805
And yet MT has a culture reguarding those "other kicks" like TKD has a culture reguarding punching and throws

Both have them, but both neglect to practice them for "practicality" reasons

Hell, i'm doing MT and so far it's standard mma stand up/10

The footwork is rediculously simplistic compared to tkd, and i've not even seen that much clinching yet
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Kyoko-chan 07/30/14(Wed)03:58 UTC+1 No.473829 Report

>>473824
Don't need kicks at all. When I come at you, I come "straight wit da hands,"

All I need. All I'll ever need.
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Muh hamstring 07/30/14(Wed)04:00 UTC+1 No.473833 Report

>>473829
enjoy your leg kicks
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)04:06 UTC+1 No.473844 Report

>>473829
>All I need. All I'll ever need.
until you get taken down and choked the fuck out. learn2grapple
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PuroHook 07/30/14(Wed)04:07 UTC+1 No.473845 Report

>>473829
Me too. I wish I could be a high kick slinging badass like my pro wrestling heroes but boxing seems so much more practical and comes so much more naturally to me.

Plus there's something awesome about the feeling of slipping the straight right through someone's guard like a laserbeam.
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TKDelicious 07/30/14(Wed)04:09 UTC+1 No.473847 Report

>>473844
>>473829
Yes

Yes

Listen you mother fucking "kyoko", you need to respect the hue hueitsu

you need to learn how to fucking grapple. you don't know a heel hook from a hook kick
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Muh hamstring 07/30/14(Wed)04:11 UTC+1 No.473849 Report

>>473847
>hue hueitsu
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)04:17 UTC+1 No.473858 Report

>>473844
Tosh is a black belt in BJJ. He just nuthugs boxing so much because of his strange obsession with african-american culture.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)04:25 UTC+1 No.473863 Report

>>473829
Punches are more practical.

And boxers move like motherfuckers.

Shit nigga hold still I wanna kick you.

Why you weaving and slipping nigga?

Fuck man you broke my face. Sheeeeeit.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)04:31 UTC+1 No.473866 Report

>>473858
boxing has nothing to do with african-american culture
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)04:36 UTC+1 No.473875 Report

>>473866
Quite the contract. Most of the best boxers in history were/are black. And when niggers fight on the streets, they mostly try to box.

If you're a nigger, your default fighting style is boxing.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)04:37 UTC+1 No.473877 Report

>>473875
>contrary
Sorry. On a tablet.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)04:42 UTC+1 No.473883 Report

>>473875
I am a nigger. I can confirm this. White boys can wrestle. We can box.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)04:51 UTC+1 No.473887 Report

>>473875
>>473883
So if I'm picking a race in my martial arts MMO, I basically want to choose white or black due to their superior base stats?
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)05:01 UTC+1 No.473895 Report

>>473887
Japanese and Brazilians have good submission stats. White boys and Russians have high wrestling stats. Blacks and Mexicans have strong punching power.

Chinese don't have shit. Don't choose them.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)05:02 UTC+1 No.473897 Report

>>473895
What about Pacific Islanders? Is there a difference between native Africans and American blacks?
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)05:03 UTC+1 No.473898 Report

>>473895
Chinese have magic, dude.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)05:04 UTC+1 No.473899 Report

>>473897
Native Africans generally have better weapon stats, but less power. Sometimes more speed.

And it depends on what kind of Pacific Islander.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)05:08 UTC+1 No.473901 Report

>>473899
Thais have high attack and defense, but they're weak against wrestling and submission attacks.

Filipinos have moderate punching power and high weapon stats, but below-average defense.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)05:23 UTC+1 No.473918 Report

>>473901
What about Dutch?
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)05:24 UTC+1 No.473921 Report

Ethiopians have OP as fuck stamina
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)05:26 UTC+1 No.473924 Report

>>473918
Clogs and delicious food
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)05:28 UTC+1 No.473926 Report

>>473918
Dutch are similar to Thais, but have stronger attack and higher defense, but they lack the "clinch" ability that Thais have (they can learn it though).

The clinch ability prevents your opponent from attacking you, but you can deliver strong attacks to them. The higher level your Thai is, the longer they'll be able to hold opponents in the clinch.

Brazilians have a similar ability called "guard" in which your opponent cannot attack you, but you can attack them. If your opponent has higher submission stats though, they can "pass guard,"
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)05:29 UTC+1 No.473928 Report

>>473918
Basically thai with +reach +boxing -clinch -knee
2x weakness to weed.
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)08:12 UTC+1 No.474039 Report

>>473829
Why aren't you learning 52 blocks?

Best black people martial art.
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Dr. Goblin 07/30/14(Wed)11:19 UTC+1 No.474089 Report

>>473803
Tosh, I stopped playing Tekken with Tekken 5. Tekken wasn't good since Tekken 3.

Have they stopped being retarded yey?
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Anonymous 07/30/14(Wed)18:50 UTC+1 No.474260 Report

>>474039
52 blocks is bullshit that doesn't even truly exist.
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angoleiro go 07/30/14(Wed)19:35 UTC+1 No.474290 Report

>>474260
sure it does
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Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)02:36 UTC+1 No.474642 Report

>>473895
>white boys
>wrestling

Depends on which which one you're playing. Russians and Americans get a big fat bonus to their wrestling right off the bat. Euros are no better than anyone else at it, but they get awesome striking stats
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Anonymous 08/03/14(Sun)23:29 UTC+1 No.478090 Report

>>473656
This is humongously fucking irrelevant.
Don't get me wrong, TKD self defense is shit tier but that video is unrelated. It's the Olympic regulated sport version of TKD that has basically nothing to do with actual fighting. Why do people not realize the difference?
>TLDR: doesnt work irl; sport is cool
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Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)01:33 UTC+1 No.478192 Report

>>473926
>>473928
>>473921
>>473901
> that and people shitting about how CMA is LARP

Wow. I'm from /tg/ and ended up on the wrong board/thread, but... I feel at home here.
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Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)01:41 UTC+1 No.478200 Report

>>478090
>anon asks what sport wears a hogu
>another anon links sport wearing a hogu
>WOW THAT'S FUCKING IRRELEVANT
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