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Pro Wrasslin' General [Young Miz Makes My Dick Tingle edition]] Anonymous 08/27/14(Wed)07:52 UTC+1 No.505921 Report

Who is/was the hottest young twink in wrasslin guys?
The Miz wasn't wrestling at the time so he doesn't count
Anonymous 08/27/14(Wed)08:12 UTC+1 No.505932 Report

Somehow he is a ginger without being actually ginger.

It's fucking weird man.
Anonymous 08/27/14(Wed)08:34 UTC+1 No.505945 Report


Did you say ginger?
Anonymous 08/27/14(Wed)08:40 UTC+1 No.505947 Report

holy fuck that's trippy
Anonymous 08/27/14(Wed)09:02 UTC+1 No.505954 Report

So Cenawinslol 100% guaranteed?
Anonymous 08/27/14(Wed)09:03 UTC+1 No.505955 Report

I hate /sp/ but I like you guys
Anonymous 08/27/14(Wed)09:15 UTC+1 No.505960 Report

Anonymous 08/27/14(Wed)09:41 UTC+1 No.505964 Report

Miz has always been ugly as fuck. Can someone please make a new general?
Anonymous 08/27/14(Wed)09:48 UTC+1 No.505965 Report

>he doesn't appreciate the moneymaker
Anonymous 08/27/14(Wed)09:51 UTC+1 No.505967 Report

better General

Anonymous 08/27/14(Wed)15:03 UTC+1 No.506054 Report


holy shit, shaemus with an eric rowan beard would be amazing. they shud get together and start heel highlanders 2.0

Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)22:15 UTC+1 No.507423 Report

Back to this thread because fuck the idiot who made the other one.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)22:15 UTC+1 No.507424 Report

>>507419 (You/Cross-thread)
>>507419 (You/Cross-thread)
>>507419 (You/Cross-thread)
>>507419 (You/Cross-thread)
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)22:25 UTC+1 No.507443 Report

So why did this thread get skipped again? Because some random anon didn't like it?
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)22:28 UTC+1 No.507446 Report


Sort of like what happened last time

the choices were

>Let's go to the thread SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED so I can tell you how much Steve and Carter are faggots and this is my super secret club


>Wanna talk about belt designs guys?

You can see which one people went to.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)22:31 UTC+1 No.507448 Report

Yeah but Miz is actually wrestling related, that time made sense, this is just someone getting picky.

So Jake the Snake... let's hope he's okay.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)22:33 UTC+1 No.507449 Report


Miz does not deserve a whole general to himself. So expect us to talk about other wrestling topics unrelated to Johnny Cage Moneymaker.

and yes. Pray Jake is OK
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)22:38 UTC+1 No.507451 Report

>Miz does not deserve a whole general to himself
Confirmed that the next 5 generals should be about Miz and his shit eating grin.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)22:41 UTC+1 No.507453 Report


Dammit no there is only so much we can talk about his "wrestling talent" and "acting talent"
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)22:59 UTC+1 No.507458 Report


Who wants to see Umaga's greatest match of all time?

Fucking 5 star
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:14 UTC+1 No.507466 Report

Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:17 UTC+1 No.507470 Report

a better General

Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:18 UTC+1 No.507471 Report


If /asp/ existed in 2010 and if I were to tell you all Season 1 NXT star Skip Sheffield would be the most over heel midcarder on the roster you'd all say

"Please. Wade Barrett is indestructible. This guy wont last a month."
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:19 UTC+1 No.507472 Report

Fuck off.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:20 UTC+1 No.507473 Report

Miz is shit and shouldn't have his own thread. YOU fuck off, bitch nigga.
2Chill - SteveO 08/28/14(Thu)23:20 UTC+1 No.507474 Report

Whoa, when did he have spikes?
2Chill - SteveO 08/28/14(Thu)23:22 UTC+1 No.507477 Report

Also, would you believe Husky Harris would get a match with John Cena at WrestleMania?
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:23 UTC+1 No.507478 Report

>Steve the almighty trip doesn't know when Ryback had spikes
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:24 UTC+1 No.507482 Report

Fuck off Carter
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:27 UTC+1 No.507487 Report

>someone doesn't agree with my opinions
>call them Carter
2Chill - SteveO 08/28/14(Thu)23:27 UTC+1 No.507488 Report

I've been missing out...
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:28 UTC+1 No.507491 Report

No, acting like a faggot makes you Carter.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:29 UTC+1 No.507492 Report


<-- Yeah this guy just SCREAMS leader of a psychotic redneck cult
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:29 UTC+1 No.507493 Report

>someone doesn't agree with my opinions
>they must obviously be acting like a faggot then
>call them Carter
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:30 UTC+1 No.507494 Report

Carter Stfu. You're such a fucking faggot
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:32 UTC+1 No.507495 Report

>Not even 40 post yet
>Already a Carter discussion
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:33 UTC+1 No.507496 Report

You're throwing a tamtrum and making 3 different generals, fuck off and stay here. No one cares that you don't like the Miz.
2Chill - SteveO 08/28/14(Thu)23:34 UTC+1 No.507497 Report

There was that really long period when he was injured, yet still builting his character which I thought was smart.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:34 UTC+1 No.507498 Report

he's probably laughing his ass off at this stupid shit
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:35 UTC+1 No.507499 Report

What? How in hell did you even begin to think I'm OP? That's some delusional shit right there.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:36 UTC+1 No.507502 Report

I'm sure you're the OP of at least one of them. If so, delete it. This general was here first, it's the general.
Carter, The Internet 08/28/14(Thu)23:38 UTC+1 No.507504 Report

No. It's sad actually.
2Chill - SteveO 08/28/14(Thu)23:40 UTC+1 No.507510 Report

So apparently Jake is fading in and out of it, I'm not sure if that's a good sign.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:41 UTC+1 No.507511 Report


There was a use for all of Season 1's stars

Barrett is one of the two biggest midcard heels the other being Ryback

DBry is the most over face main event champion

David Otunga works as a lawyer for the WWE

Millgillicutty was a paul heyman guy once

So was Sheffield

Tarver can go fuck himself

Gabriel would stay with NXT the longest and Slater...well his push is now dead as well as Bo's.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:42 UTC+1 No.507513 Report


Years of substance abuse doesn't go away thanks to Yoga it just slows it down
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:42 UTC+1 No.507514 Report

2Chill - SteveO 08/28/14(Thu)23:43 UTC+1 No.507516 Report

I was super happy when Barrett won, the Nexus debut kicked ass too.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:43 UTC+1 No.507517 Report

Wrestlemania 35
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:45 UTC+1 No.507519 Report


The dude is getting a US Championship match and that is it

you fucking marks believing Heyman gives two shits about any superstar who didn't defeat John Cena clean and the undertaker's undefeated streak

Even when they booked Heyman with Big Show...twice...nobody gave a shit because Bork was so over Big Show could go fuck himself
2Chill - SteveO 08/28/14(Thu)23:46 UTC+1 No.507522 Report

When he gets repacked as Cesaro the singing cowboy.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:46 UTC+1 No.507523 Report


I love how WWE fired Daniel Bryan one week after the Nexus was made and the reason why he scared all the little jimmies when he was trying to choke Cole out with his tie

then come Summerslam Vince realized he made a terrible mistake and told Khali to go fuck himself, ran over to ROH, threw DBry in a sack, drove all the way back and threw his ass in the ring with a brand new contract
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:47 UTC+1 No.507527 Report

I stopped reading after "marks". That word is getting really fucking annoying.
2Chill - SteveO 08/28/14(Thu)23:49 UTC+1 No.507528 Report

I love to imagine Bryan is making his way to the ring in ROH as Vince comes from behind, hits him around the head with a lead pipe, throws him over his shoulders and GTFOs out of there.

Especially when people use it as a generic insult not knowing it's real definition, like buried.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:52 UTC+1 No.507532 Report


My fucking sides

you wanna know what happened within that period of time?

Heyman obviously wasn't around in 2010 he was just freelancing and actually got to meet Dbry. He told Dbry he was talking to Dixie Carter about being the new COO of TNA since due to the budget being disgustingly over utilized but Dixie told him no

The plan was Heyman would be Dbry advocate and he would wrestle Kurt Angle for the TNA Championship. this obviously never happened
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:53 UTC+1 No.507533 Report

Bryan is definitely the most over guy in the past 10 years. He deserved all the Austin-esque pops he got. Such a true underdog story.
2Chill - SteveO 08/28/14(Thu)23:54 UTC+1 No.507534 Report

I don't know about that, but I know Based Patterson had a hand in bringing back Bryan.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:54 UTC+1 No.507535 Report


The dude is like Chris Benoit but less dangerous.

He gets all the pop and he has a fucking slogan so simplistic but it's so addicted to say. In fact he has 2 slogans

"YES" or "NO"

besides...no fucking way "Tap or Snap" was gonna catch on.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:56 UTC+1 No.507538 Report


Other failed ideas were when Dixie actually went backstage at an ROH event and introduced herself to Tyler Black whom we know as Seth Rollins

She tried to offer Black a contract with TNA and Evan Bourne...through sheer conveyance walked by that backstage deal and told Dixie to go fuck herself and pleaded Black not to do this.
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)23:59 UTC+1 No.507541 Report

The catchphrase helped him, but wasn't the reason why he got so popular. Fans weren't disappointed at the Royal Rumble because they couldn't go "YES", it was the fact they wanted Daniel Bryan.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:02 UTC+1 No.507545 Report


There were so many dumb moments that happened that night

>Bray Wyatt beating DBry...clean
>Old Ass Outlaws beating Dust bros for the championships...ON THE PRESHOW
>10 minutes of Bork intensifying over Big Show before the bell even rang
>20...fucking...minutes...of just Orton vs Cena and thank Jesus Luke and Eric came out to make this match less boring.
>Michael Cole costing JBL his spot in the Battle Royale
>Everyone believing Rusev would be over at all
>Kane costing Punk his final 4 spot in the match
>Rey Rey being #30
>Reigns being the #2
>Batista winning the match
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:03 UTC+1 No.507547 Report

Sure it has nothing to do with him being a hard working every man who is a genuinely nice, charismatic guy who people want to see suceed.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:03 UTC+1 No.507548 Report

Bray Wyatt beating DBry...clean
It was a pretty good match, actually.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:06 UTC+1 No.507550 Report

Okay, most of the PPV I can agree with, but the Wyatt / Bryan match was based. Also, someone was definitely pulling a rib on poor Rey sending him out there to confirm Bryan not being in the Rumble.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:07 UTC+1 No.507552 Report

If there's anyone I'd like to see get pusehd the most it'd Cesaro. Maybe the Sheamus thing will do something for him.

Also, someone wanna fill me in on what happened to Zack Ryder?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:09 UTC+1 No.507554 Report


I think what was the salt on the open wound was come the following Raw Triple H said in a little whiny voice

>Did someone not get what they wanted?

what was worse was Batista was supposed to be Face but no fucker for 1000 miles gave two shits about this and told Batista to go fuck himself

Then look what happens...an absolute shit feud with Alberto Del Rio later, losing Wrestlemania, and losing twice to the shield all to build up Rollins turning heel

then Batista being balls deep in Marvel money now we actually want him back.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:10 UTC+1 No.507556 Report

Bray beating him clean was retarded. Look where is now

>Loses to cena at WM
>beats cena in the stupidest way possible uncleanly at ER
>literally gets buried by cena at Payback
>gets boring chants during one his great promos
>loses to jericho at whatever ppv it was
>FINALLY gains back credibility by beating jericho clean at SS
>cena beats the shit out of him on a raw

Fuck you john cena. shit like that pisses me off so much. How the fuck does that help the young talent?

>b-but cena elevated bray
No you fucking retards. He BURIED him.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:11 UTC+1 No.507557 Report


It feels like so long ago that Creative wanted DBry to be part of the Wyatt Family

that lasted 1 WEEK! Nobody gave TWO...FLYING...FUCKS about what Creative was doing.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:13 UTC+1 No.507559 Report

Having a match against Cena is a career killing thing, well...only if you lose.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:13 UTC+1 No.507560 Report


Bray is just being thrown in shit. Remember all the hilarious speculation was made months back

That fucking horrid Inferno match which ended in Luke and Eric using fire resistant blankets and extinguishers making the match seem so painfully disgusting. We all assumed Kane would join the Wyatt Family...no...he joins the Authority instead

DBry fucking slamming kane through a barely lit flaming table was more interesting that that
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:14 UTC+1 No.507561 Report

Funny joke
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:14 UTC+1 No.507563 Report


It's like you cant put Cena in the midcard because it kills the midcard

and you cant put him in the main event because the outcome becomes predictable

so..we should make him a GM and or commentator
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:15 UTC+1 No.507566 Report

That was fucking so stupid. I think it's supposed to show how angry and ready Cena is for Lesnar which in itself is retarded, but than Wyatt so pathetically jobs to Cena, when Bray is awesome and should really start getting pushed as a great new heel...or a face really, the crowd loves him. He gets g-suplexed by Cena, seriously what does that prove, at all?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:16 UTC+1 No.507567 Report

>Cena as GM
I don't see a huge problem with that
Carter, The Internet 08/29/14(Fri)00:18 UTC+1 No.507571 Report

Wow. Such a loss

RIP Jake The Snake Roberts
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:18 UTC+1 No.507572 Report

That's fine with me. I don't mind Cena on those terms. I don't like him as a wrestler very much, and his shtick has been so prolonged and repetitive that he's like the Simpsons after season 16. People just want it to end.

And Cena is real good on the mic, obviously charismatic, and if you've seen any WWE docs he's always great, knowledgable and well spoken in them. He knows his shit. Would be a great GM or commentator.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:19 UTC+1 No.507573 Report


I mentioned this in the Raw thread. Shoot wise what does Bray have against Cena...is he just bitter from being locked in a box

>God I fucking hate Lesnar. He took my belts away
>What the FUCK do you want Bray
>Heard you were moving on boy...I will never not get over you. I'm gonna fucking stick my foot in your ass boy
>I'm gonna lick your troll face tears tonight Bray

Makes no sense. Bray going back after Cena after everything that happened
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:20 UTC+1 No.507576 Report


Get fucking Lawler off commentary he clearly hates his job considering Ross was the only man to keep him sharp.

that or Johnathan Couchman. He fucking hated commentating with Styles and Styles hated being parroted on his mic by Vince
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:21 UTC+1 No.507577 Report

Please, everyone that loses to Cena benefits
>Sandow is now on every Raw
>Cesaro is probably at the pinnacle of his career on the main roster
>Wyatt family gets to job to Cena in the main event
>Alex Riley is now an announcer for NXT
>Ryback is now with the most charismatic guy on the roster for a monster tag team
the list goes on
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:21 UTC+1 No.507578 Report

>And Cena is real good on the mic
Stopped reading. Same generic fucking promos over and over. If YOU think he's good on the mic, ok, but dont speak for all of us.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:22 UTC+1 No.507579 Report

That's a pretty piss poor joke even for you
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:22 UTC+1 No.507580 Report

Awful b8 out of 10
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:23 UTC+1 No.507581 Report

could be that after the jericho feud and saw how easily bork beat cena he thought he could beat cena now.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:23 UTC+1 No.507582 Report


I wanna fucking read that original script. It is fucking lock somewhere in creative's vault.

The one where Sandow said "Cena you best watch your back. You cost me my WWE Championship so now for every waking moment you're alive I will hound you."

this was changed to Bray Wyatt! Damien was supposed to be Cena's opponent at Mania!
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:23 UTC+1 No.507583 Report

You're a retard. Stop posting.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:23 UTC+1 No.507584 Report

At least the real Carter was somewhat funny to laugh at, you're just sad
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:23 UTC+1 No.507585 Report

Let me rephrase, he's well-spoken on the mic and intelligent with lots of passion. I don't really like anything he usually has to say though. But that's why he'd be a good commentator rather than a real character.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:24 UTC+1 No.507586 Report


That is fucking hilarious

>Come on boys he's soft now. I am gonna show him the world truly is in my hands
>Gets sat on by Big Show

Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:25 UTC+1 No.507587 Report

Why the fuck does the WWE torture us with not giving us JR? For fuck's sake he's the best.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:25 UTC+1 No.507589 Report

He probably sees Cena as a false prophet (shit spelling).
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:26 UTC+1 No.507590 Report

Vince dislikes him
2Chill - SteveO 08/29/14(Fri)00:27 UTC+1 No.507591 Report

In all fairness, I think JR stopped because of health reasons. But still there's no reason to force feed us Cole and not give JR his own talk show on the Network.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:27 UTC+1 No.507592 Report


I heard somewhere that Cena botched EVERY! SINGLE! SUPLEX!

because of this officials actually had to take Bray to the back and examine his neck

Cena fucking TWEAKED it
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:28 UTC+1 No.507593 Report

JR can't keep up anymore and he stumbles over himself
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:28 UTC+1 No.507594 Report


JBL proved back in 2006 the dude is hilarious on commentary but Vince is dead fucking set on shilling this damn network
2Chill - SteveO 08/29/14(Fri)00:28 UTC+1 No.507595 Report

Is this on Raw, because I haven't seen it yet, if so I'll definitely look out for that.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:29 UTC+1 No.507596 Report

I don't know if you heard JR on his last WWE (and NXT) run but he fucking sucked. Sounded like he couldn't have given any less of a shit.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:30 UTC+1 No.507597 Report


That...horrific main event where Henry and Show came to help Cena. I thought The Usos were supposed to be Cena's associates since they're the closest thing to modern day cryme tyme.

Cena showed off a bunch of terrible suplexes solely to get cheap heat for Lesnar

boos...boo's and silence
2Chill - SteveO 08/29/14(Fri)00:31 UTC+1 No.507599 Report

Just be happy poor Jimmy and Jey are no longer associated with Cena.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:33 UTC+1 No.507600 Report

Does anyone know if Cole's leaving in the next few years? They moved Tom Phillips up to Smackdown lead announcer kind of out of nowhere which makes me think he's being groomed for Cole's spot. Considering how fast he's moved from backstage interviewer on NXT to Smackdown lead (~2 years I think) it's obvious WWE's really high on him which is fine, I don't mind Phillips.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:34 UTC+1 No.507601 Report


Dude is old too for commentary and nothing since Attitude and Ruthless Aggression has kept him awake.

My favorite pop moment from Ross was when the ME was for the World Heavyweight Championship between Maven and Triple H

Triple H was throwing Maven around like a rag doll until Jericho hit Triple H with the code breaker and then Benoit hit him with the diving head butt.

Barely standing Maven goes for a fucking roll-up and at 2 and 3/4 JR sounded like he was gonna have a fucking stroke.

Match was fucking hilarious. Maven was gonna go for the DDT, Edge spears Triple H by accident because he was aiming for Maven and missed. Snitsky comes from out of nowhere and fucking power bombs Maven and then plops Triple H on top of him.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:35 UTC+1 No.507602 Report


Doesn't explain the sudden heel turn for Dust Bros.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:36 UTC+1 No.507604 Report


someone move that faggot shill Cole to Main Event and have Smackdown be JBL and Phillips

that way JBL can have a sensible and sober conversation with Phillips while phillips calls the matcg
2Chill - SteveO 08/29/14(Fri)00:36 UTC+1 No.507605 Report

Well considering they also added Cole to Main Event I'm guessing not so much.

Did they turn on Monday? Well I guess they felt one of the teams had to be heel, I would've been happy with a standard face/face feud.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:36 UTC+1 No.507606 Report

The cosmic key corrupted their minds.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:39 UTC+1 No.507608 Report


It was a weird transition. Jey and Jimmy counted themselves out. Goldust gets pissed and Stardust and Goldust beat the shit out of both of them

I hope Dust Bros get those belts back.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:39 UTC+1 No.507609 Report

JBL is fucking annoying as shit on the commentary.


T-The swagger v rusev match is bullshit and happened 3 matches ago...

Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:40 UTC+1 No.507611 Report

Jake's actually in ICU right now in a coma. Dude's apparently had pneumonia and collapsed on flight today. On one hand it'd really fucking suck if he went.

On the other, though, at least he'd go out after cleaning his life up and having one last moment where he was able to see just how appreciated he truly was despite all the shitty things in his life.

That segment was apparently written by Vince who did it because otherwise Cena's fans would lose faith in him.

I feel like it's too late at this point. I'm way higher on the Usos than most people and think they've been among the best babyfaces in the WWE this year (and really in a long time, period). But Cena just kills the heat of everyone who associates with him whether it's as an opponent or an ally and even the general audience (who's way more behind the Usos than the internet) seems to not care anymore. Of course the Dust Brothers are just fodder until the Ascension get called up and take the belts.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:42 UTC+1 No.507612 Report

Shut up maggle
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:44 UTC+1 No.507613 Report

They didn't count themselves out that was the entire story and why it was being treated as a heel turn. Jey tweaks his knee on a dive, isn't able to make the 10 count, Goldust and Stardust are pissed and then attack them thinking they've been screwed and the Usos got themselves counted out. That wasn't the case, that's why they're heels.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:44 UTC+1 No.507614 Report


You do realize JBL never comes to work Sober anymore right? Because of the goddamn network shilling he's forced to do he cant speak what he really thinks. That ain't mountain dew he's drinking

I haven't heard JBL be funny since 2006
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:45 UTC+1 No.507615 Report


Vince took the request of the one angry Cena mark at SS and gave him his wish for Cena to kill the Wyatt Family
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:46 UTC+1 No.507616 Report


Goldust was legit pissed. and Jimmy and Jey laughed at them.

fuck the usos.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:48 UTC+1 No.507617 Report

Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)00:50 UTC+1 No.507618 Report


Besides who isn't sick of the Usos at this point they've beaten everyone that is not on NXT

I haven't the Usos do something interesting since Zayn and The Usos fought (I miss him) Corey Graves and The Ascension
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)01:13 UTC+1 No.507629 Report


I'm certainly sick of the Usos. One of the fascination of tag-team matches is that you can get more wrestlers in the same match, and see how different wrestlers work as teams. With the Usos, you've just got two clones. It's a gimmick, yeah, but it also detracts from the overall idea.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)01:18 UTC+1 No.507632 Report


It feels like all the tag team exist solely on NXT
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)01:50 UTC+1 No.507642 Report

Watching E3 of Monday Night Wars, is Bryan Pillman's "wife" in the home invasion angle that pornstar Kaitlyn Ashley?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)01:56 UTC+1 No.507645 Report

Any news on Tamina Snuka? I really dig it that grill
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)01:57 UTC+1 No.507646 Report

Recovering from knee surgery still
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)02:05 UTC+1 No.507651 Report

gotta love The Ascension
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)02:08 UTC+1 No.507653 Report


Yep...still squashing.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)02:10 UTC+1 No.507656 Report

lel Neville is a fucking manlet
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)02:15 UTC+1 No.507658 Report

Nikki Bella has the most depressing twitter account I have ever seen. It's just pictures of her doing her make-up

come on Nikki if you want me to keep liking your new "corporate" persona you need to do some updates just so people hate your acting just a little less

or would that be distasteful? I'm pretty sure the Bella Twins parents are like "...Jesus fuck."
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)02:21 UTC+1 No.507660 Report

what happen to ted dibiase?!?!
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)02:21 UTC+1 No.507661 Report

>or would that be distasteful?
After "I wish you'd died in the womb" I'm not sure that matters
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)02:23 UTC+1 No.507662 Report

he owns a college textbook company and still does tailgates.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)02:25 UTC+1 No.507663 Report

He quit and is working on his dad's documentary
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)02:25 UTC+1 No.507664 Report


Please try and refrain from laughing

Tommy Dreamer went up to him and said "I need some talent for house of hardcore want to join?"

Dreamer could have said this to anyone but he says it to Ted Debiase's son.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)02:27 UTC+1 No.507666 Report


in that case the least she can do is update it in a way where it makes sense for this "plot"

when does Ryback never not update his twitter? He is never getting higher on the card and that doesn't stop him from tweeting about everything that is happening right now.

Nikki come on say something funny make your sister cry some more
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)02:28 UTC+1 No.507667 Report

So how many episodes is MNW?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)03:08 UTC+1 No.507702 Report

Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)03:15 UTC+1 No.507709 Report

According to DDP's twitter Jake regained conciousness 4 hours ago but is fading in and out
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)03:17 UTC+1 No.507712 Report


Jake hasn't been on the drugs in awhile

They must have shot his out out with so much morphine it put him in shock
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)03:23 UTC+1 No.507716 Report

He would have lived longer if he just kept drinking
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)03:23 UTC+1 No.507717 Report

Would've had morphine recently when he had his knee-cancer operated on
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)03:25 UTC+1 No.507719 Report

any recommended wrestling ppv's from the past or present I should watch?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)03:35 UTC+1 No.507724 Report


Starrcade (1999)- Chris Benoit vs Jeff Jarrett and Goldberg vs Bret Hart


Summerslam 2005- Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio (Ladder Match) and Hulk Hogan vs Shawn Michaels (Retirement match)

WM24- the entire thing. The only shit match on that card is Triple H vs John Cena vs Randy Orton in a Triple Threat for the WWE Championship

WM23- Just the Money in the Bank Ladder Match because it's hilarious

Hardcore Heaven 1996- Rob Van Dam vs Sabu (Face vs Face)

ECW The Doctor Is In- Four-way elimination match for the ECW World Tag Team Championship and a Stretcher Match between RVD and Sabu in the main event (Face vs Face)
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)03:45 UTC+1 No.507728 Report

What's your absolute favourite wrestling theme?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)03:49 UTC+1 No.507731 Report

Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)03:50 UTC+1 No.507732 Report

I miss the days when the Shield guys had good music
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)03:52 UTC+1 No.507735 Report


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ7CvHBIevs <-- Maven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0PxoilxzM <-- "The Chosen One" Drew McIntyre
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)03:59 UTC+1 No.507740 Report

Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)04:07 UTC+1 No.507742 Report


I'm waiting for the day some fucker at the sound board gets sick of his job and the last thing he does before he gets fired it play this song during Triple H's "it's what's best for business speeches"

The reaction would be either sheer silence and confusion or if we're in a smarky city like Chicago possibly loud cheers

>Punk never got that match with Benoit
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)04:35 UTC+1 No.507759 Report

best theme of all time coming through
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)04:52 UTC+1 No.507778 Report

I did DDP yoga for 3 weeks and I got pneumonia... You don't think the master of the self high five is sabotaging our bodies, do you?
Carter, The Internet 08/29/14(Fri)04:52 UTC+1 No.507779 Report

Corey Graves is shit. There is not a single thing special about him and he looks like a faggot.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)04:54 UTC+1 No.507781 Report


Thanks for that biased opinion

I like him because he is essentially what WWE would use as CM Punk now that Punk is gone
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)04:59 UTC+1 No.507784 Report

WWE needs to make a show like House of Legends, but it stars Terry Funk, Sid Vicious, New Jack, Perry Saturn, Raven, Joel Gertner, Danny Doring and Sunny.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)05:10 UTC+1 No.507799 Report

I did DDP Yoga and my skin turned Paige white and I can't talk correctly anymore. Please help
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)05:24 UTC+1 No.507810 Report

>Joel Gertner
>Terry Funk
I respect Terry too much to see him in that shit
>New Jack
wouldn't last 2 episodes
You're a fucking genius again
Oh god yes. I wanna see her chubby ass get naked.
>Danny Doring
Why? Roadkill was more relevant than he was.
>Perry Saturn
Underrated worker. I hear mixed things about his "personality"
>Sid Vicious
He seems really chill irl

Get rid of New Jack and based Terry. Add Scott Steiner and Scott Hall and it will be a 10/10 show.

Joel Gertner is the funniest man in Wrestling history.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)05:26 UTC+1 No.507811 Report

Sorry m8....but you will probably die.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)05:26 UTC+1 No.507812 Report


No way in hell Steiner would give up his current gig just to be on a reality TV show

TNA pays Steiner to shitpost on twitter all day
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)06:19 UTC+1 No.507834 Report

I can't think of a theme anywhere near as badass as this.

Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)06:25 UTC+1 No.507838 Report


They were like Evolution before Evolution was a concept
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)06:27 UTC+1 No.507840 Report

Yep. I'd argue that almost every stable in American professional wrestling that has come after the Horsemen has been influenced by them.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)06:38 UTC+1 No.507844 Report


There hasn't been a modern day job squad

and the Sheild is the closest thing we had to a Big Boss man esque Stable

The Wyatts could be part of the Ministry or The Brood
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)07:07 UTC+1 No.507856 Report

>There hasn't been a modern day job squad
What the fuck did you think 3MB were?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)07:13 UTC+1 No.507857 Report


Bruh they're gone doesn't count
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)07:18 UTC+1 No.507859 Report

Neither does your pitiful existence fuckface but you don't see me complaining
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)07:19 UTC+1 No.507860 Report

>3MB gone

You know, this could explain why Wyatts are jobbing to everyone now
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)07:29 UTC+1 No.507862 Report

Anyone got that link to the Total Extreme Wrestling 2014 Roster download?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)07:42 UTC+1 No.507864 Report


Hey I am mad as fuck Drew was reduced to a comedy wrestler

dont take your fucking autism out on me
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)07:43 UTC+1 No.507865 Report


Good jesus they'll turn Bray and company into the new Jesse and Festus
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:48 UTC+1 No.507877 Report

RIP jake roberts
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:50 UTC+1 No.507880 Report

And we don't even have CM Punk to "save them" this time.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:54 UTC+1 No.507883 Report

RIP Paige
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:56 UTC+1 No.507887 Report

CM Punk is shit. the best part about their "cult" was Tittes McGee
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:11 UTC+1 No.507897 Report


Can we just address all the shit Doc Gallows has went thru?

He was Festus. A braindead redneck who hated the sound of loud noise. He would eventually become a delivery boy

Then he was Luke Gallows. Literally accomplished nothing with this gimmick outside of keeping Punk is a mix between upper micard and lower midcard (winning the world championship from Undertaker then jobbing to Rey Mysterio and Big Show)

Then he became just Doc from Aces and 8's what was considered to be at the time one of the worst stables of the year

Now he is 1/2 of the IWGP World Tag Team Champions and one of the most over american midcarders in Japan right now.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:19 UTC+1 No.507901 Report

Cesaro is fucking phenomenal in the ring but that fucking entrance theme is dragging him down.
Makes him look like a fucking jobber. For someone who doesn't talk much, entrance themes are a priority.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:30 UTC+1 No.507904 Report

Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:30 UTC+1 No.507905 Report

He doesn't even have entrances most of the time now.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:47 UTC+1 No.507912 Report

with that shitty theme, good.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:08 UTC+1 No.508033 Report

Tonight on Smackdown
>Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt
>Seth Rollins vs. Rob Van Dam
>Paige vs. Emma
>Rusev vs. Jack Swagger
>Jey Uso vs. Stardust
>Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow
>Roman Reigns, Big Show and Mark Henry vs. The Wyatt Family
Surprisingly it seems like a good card.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:09 UTC+1 No.508034 Report


>Roman Reigns, Big Show and Mark Henry vs. The Wyatt Family


The Wyatt Family ends up jobbing again.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:12 UTC+1 No.508035 Report

Wait. Reigns is on the card twice?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:13 UTC+1 No.508036 Report


Because the first match is gonna end in the same way as it did with Cena on Raw, via DQ.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:14 UTC+1 No.508037 Report

Oh right. Well that sucks.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:16 UTC+1 No.508038 Report

>haven't watched wrasslin for a long time
>decide to watch the upcoming ppv (which was summerslam at the time)
>last big thing I remember is CM punk cashing in on jeff hardy and causing such a butthurt it could be felt miles away
>cena-lesnar match
>cena gets destroyed
>that fucking de ja vu feeling of some sort
>those same butthurt fans especially that one kid chanting let's go cena x2000 the whole match
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:17 UTC+1 No.508039 Report


Guess who's getting pinned/submissioned again in the 6 man tag match.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:27 UTC+1 No.508041 Report

>Reigns is on the card twice?

So is Bray Wyatt. And >>508036 is thereby pretty much confirmed.

And to elaborate, Roman vs. Bray will end with interference by Harper and Rowan, therefore authority will reassign the match to a six-man tag team match.

And, as stated in aprevious thread already, Rowan is going to slam Big Show, and after that it's going to be just Supermen with Spears everywhere.

In other words:
Come on creative, you're not even trying anymore.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)18:28 UTC+1 No.508058 Report


Brock Lesnar does THE BEST PROMOS ever! Seriously this guy is top 10 favorite wrestlers of all-time by this point. Don't give a shit if he's a part-timer.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)18:33 UTC+1 No.508059 Report


Top card guys shouldn't be appearing weekly anyway.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:03 UTC+1 No.508069 Report

I wanna give Triple H a little friendly advice tip.

Instead of making these 2 squash over and over again in an endless predictable cycle

why not bring the few tag teams you have over on the main roster to fight them. That...absolute shit tag team of Sheamus and Rob Van Dam bring them over.

I'd watch that
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:04 UTC+1 No.508070 Report


Dammit forgot to post the image.

I'm just sick of seeing Viktor and Konnor not do things.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:12 UTC+1 No.508075 Report


i love the ascension, but i think they are going to drop the belts at takeover. it's time, the tournament means it is likely otherwise it would be pointless. but yeah the squash matches are getting dull. i love watching them destroy people but every single week?


Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:16 UTC+1 No.508076 Report


>He wants a ladies man gimmick

Ryback becoming Val Venis when?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:21 UTC+1 No.508080 Report

The world heavyweight champion should only appear one in a while. So when they do lose people actually care about the title. I'm tired of well he will just get back the title in 4 weeks. This would also bring up the IC and US title. Which is shit after the introduction of money in the bank.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:22 UTC+1 No.508081 Report


Have to say, that was a pretty good promo. Though when it's a pre-recorded promo, it doesn't really say much about acting skill since they can do a dozen takes and cut it wherever they please. I'd love to see the blooper reel of that one.

>I'm just sick of seeing Viktor and Konnor not do things.

Same here. Tha Ascension has become a model example of bad squash matches. They just walk in the ring, do their entrance thingie, couple of tags, Fall of Man, game over. For two or three matches, it's a statement. Now it's just a waste of talent, especially since they're not shown that often because of the NXT's slower pace.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:22 UTC+1 No.508083 Report

There have been a grand total of 4 NXT GM's in the company's history

First was Matt Striker who was GM from Season 1 to Season 5 of NXT.

Then it was Dusty Rhodes...I think he might have been too old to do anything

Then JBL...which makes no sense because you'd think he be out making hilarious matches but no...all he did was fire Bo Dallas

Now it's William Regal and Creative is missing a big opportunity with this. Regal has been the GM of Raw twice in his lifetime. if Regal doesn't fucking come out on his throne carrying his scepter and acting like the king of NXT I will be upset

If Regal is GM let him feed is Ego
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:24 UTC+1 No.508085 Report


Fuck bring Los Matadores over from Raw and have them fight. That match is bound to last 8 minutes compared to the minute and 20 seconds they normally deal with
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:28 UTC+1 No.508088 Report

Cheap Pop has been pulled, it's a shame; I liked it
LaserrrrrrTrombone 08/29/14(Fri)19:32 UTC+1 No.508089 Report

Please let this be true
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:34 UTC+1 No.508093 Report

How high is the probability Zayn pulling off what Daniel Bryan did?

Being so monstrously over that no how hard Triple H screams, cries, and throws an tantrum with "but muh cena...but muh orton...h-he's just a manlet."

Will he get the World title push he deserves
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:35 UTC+1 No.508094 Report

u srys? Damn shit I think it was pretty cool.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:37 UTC+1 No.508096 Report

Yeah it's been taken down
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:41 UTC+1 No.508098 Report

New The JBL (not Cole) Show.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:43 UTC+1 No.508101 Report

Sasha Banks is never coming to the main roster. All I ever see her do is lose and when she wins usually Charlotte helps her get the victory

wanna know who is going to the main roster? Charlotte and Bayley
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:53 UTC+1 No.508104 Report

Sami is not that short, he's 6 ft 1 (like Cena). I mean, he's not a giant, but he's not a manlet either.
And about the World title push, it depends if he gets really over or not.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:57 UTC+1 No.508105 Report


manlet in the sense he isn't a pavement ape like most of the roster vince expects them to be.

And i'm hoping to jesus he gets so over he pulls a daniel bryan and has his fans fucking jump the ring and tell the authority to fuck off

I know those people were plants but I miss that episode of Raw. 2 hours in and it was the most interesting thing that happened
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:05 UTC+1 No.508108 Report

Why are there so many bad comedy wrestlers on NXT?

>Bull Dempsey
>Angelo Dawkins
>Enzo Amore

Yes Bull is a comedy wrestler because he has fucking Rhyno's bulk but they'll book him the same way they did Brodus

I just cannot fathom how fast they found a replacement for Brodus after like being released 2 weeks before Bull's Debut.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:09 UTC+1 No.508111 Report

>he has fucking Rhyno's bulk
Rhyno was in way better shape than Bull
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:15 UTC+1 No.508116 Report

None, He already is Triple H's golden boy he speaks Arabic and is an extremely talented wrestler he will have a world title reign.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:17 UTC+1 No.508118 Report

From what I can tell and from what Cesaro told guys in interviews, Zayn is pretty much the next golden boy. Heyman came storming to the two after their match and basically kneeled before them. He's not the next Daniel Bryan, he's the next Randy Orton.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:19 UTC+1 No.508121 Report

He's a B+ player midget that will be a midcard yodeler with Cesaro
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:21 UTC+1 No.508123 Report

>yfw Zayn get's the John Cena treatment to his moveset and becomes super Zayn for the next decade, overcoming the odds and delivering the same promo every feud
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:23 UTC+1 No.508129 Report

Cesaro push when.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:28 UTC+1 No.508135 Report

Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:31 UTC+1 No.508138 Report

Alright serious question /asp/ almost everyone hates cena, but why do people/anons like ignore his good matches and everything good hes done. Also why do people blame him for his storylines when it's creatives fault everytime.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:31 UTC+1 No.508139 Report


>Kneeling before Cesaro

we all know how well that turn out
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:33 UTC+1 No.508142 Report

Hey, Heyman even admitted that he shouldn't have been paired with Cesaro immediately after Lesnar beat the UT. Or the idea that you can force people on Heyman, call them Heyman guys, and expect gold out of it
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:35 UTC+1 No.508143 Report

>Cesaro will still never be the A-Lister he should be
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:35 UTC+1 No.508144 Report

>creatives fault everytime
>implying the absolute burial of Nexus wasn't Cena's call despite Edge/Jericho's protest
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:37 UTC+1 No.508145 Report

Rosa Mendes tits are amazing.

If I get banned for this then oh well, since it's was taken directly off tv
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:44 UTC+1 No.508150 Report


Isn't RVD leaving after Smackdown?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:45 UTC+1 No.508151 Report

They're awful, she looks like a tranny
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:48 UTC+1 No.508154 Report

No nipples? wut
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:49 UTC+1 No.508156 Report


Did his contract get used up again

oh god as if the main roster needed to be any smaller
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:49 UTC+1 No.508157 Report

Censor. It's a clip from Total Divas
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:50 UTC+1 No.508160 Report

Do you know how RVD's contract work? He only works a specific amount of months and takes a couple months off again. He'll be back later this year but you really can't expect any longterm storyline/feud or title run with RVD
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:51 UTC+1 No.508163 Report

But creative booked for him to win anyways.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:59 UTC+1 No.508170 Report


How about just ditch him. All this fucker does is get high, job, win a midcard match once in a awhile and get high again

Have we learned nothing from when we made him WWE Champion once
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:59 UTC+1 No.508171 Report

>main roster
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:05 UTC+1 No.508174 Report


Do me a favor and look at the NXT roster

OK? Then look at the main roster...you see the difference yet?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:11 UTC+1 No.508176 Report

>tfw Fandango is destined to be on the chopping block considering how bottom of the card he is right now
>once this happens Breeze will be on the main roster

Breeze is so generic it hurts. It's like bits and pieces of previous wrestlers molded into...this

John Morrison's waredrobe
Fandango's swagger
Miz's ego
Heel Ziggler and Heel Rhodes charisma
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:21 UTC+1 No.508178 Report

So, how long do you think before Rollins becomes Ziggler 2.0, and starts mid-carding for life?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:31 UTC+1 No.508182 Report


You realize a mid card guy who can job while still staying over with the fans is super valuable, right?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:33 UTC+1 No.508183 Report


That is until his back gives in.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:34 UTC+1 No.508184 Report


Currently at his stage he is reaching young "legend killer" recognition

I think Rollins can pull off the crash test dummy the same way Ziggles and Jannety can
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:38 UTC+1 No.508187 Report


It's a shame that we know where this is all going in the end though.

Both Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose are going to be mid-carders while Roman Reigns will be the guy that's on top.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:39 UTC+1 No.508188 Report


Maybe Cena as well, but probably will be less protected.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:40 UTC+1 No.508189 Report


And Reigns cant do a decent match to save his life

only time I ever wanna see Reigns in a main event match is watching Bork intensify over him
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:42 UTC+1 No.508195 Report


He's a bit more athletic than Cena, and doesn't have troubles selling. The REAL deal killer for Reigns however, is that he can't talk to save his life. Even Lesner outclasses him mic-wise.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:53 UTC+1 No.508203 Report


Reigns has obvious stage fright. However nothing will ever top Orton going to Sheamus and saying "what's my line."

Triple H should have fired him for that. 10 years doing this shit and he forgets the damn script.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:53 UTC+1 No.508205 Report

They're saggy as fuck.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:59 UTC+1 No.508207 Report


There are Diva's and Knockouts with better tits than Rosa
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:00 UTC+1 No.508209 Report

JR is pretty much retired from commentating and just wants to enjoy retirement, he does that podcast too.
Regal would be a great addition to the RAW commentry
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:01 UTC+1 No.508210 Report


>stage fright

This is no longer an excuse, he's been wrestling for like at least 2 years for the WWE, and longer on NXT. He just is that charismatically bad.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:02 UTC+1 No.508212 Report


The dude is GM of NXT now and so help me god I want Regal to go full command with his new job position

think of it

"I am lord Regal and you're my peasants. Peasants all of you!"
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:03 UTC+1 No.508213 Report


Vince only likes him because he thinks he can mend a new rock from him
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:06 UTC+1 No.508215 Report

The chosen one is canned and Khali still has a job

f u Vince
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:11 UTC+1 No.508217 Report


Drew had the honor of taking on Undertaker

granted it was a squash and he should have won considering how fucking massive

Drew could have been so over but nope...they him a fucking comedy gimmick.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:11 UTC+1 No.508218 Report

this. i like this post
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:11 UTC+1 No.508219 Report

It never was an excuse, it's an explanation
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:14 UTC+1 No.508223 Report


>Renee Young where is my tea you wench!
>c-coming mr Regal
>She serves Regal in a skimpy maid like outfit
>Regal takes a sip and spits it out
>You call this pisswater tea? Get back to the catering department and do it again or so help me i'll fire you...
>y-yes Mr regal

Authority Regal best Regal.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:15 UTC+1 No.508224 Report

bring back the Regal Regime
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:16 UTC+1 No.508225 Report


>stage fright
>his fucking entrance has him going through the crowd
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:16 UTC+1 No.508226 Report

>Regal makes everyone else dress like this on NXT
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:18 UTC+1 No.508227 Report


Essentially I want Regal to be the Triple H of NXT.

>treats Neville with the utmost respect because he is a proper european gentleman
>treats Zayn the same way triple H treats Bryan like absolute shit and calls him a bloody little toerag
>Pushes his limits and laughs at his tears when he loses

I miss this regal so much
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:19 UTC+1 No.508229 Report


>Now I am in charge you all will finally know how to behave like proper english gentleman. I am in control now. I am your king and you're all made to be ruled over me!
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:20 UTC+1 No.508230 Report

same. I'm happy though that he has a good position in the company. You wont find many who know the business as well as him
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:21 UTC+1 No.508231 Report


Regal truly is an everyman

Wrestler, Manager, General Manger, Commentator

Vince you piece of shit if you dont put Regal in the HOF next to Edge I will be very upset. Regal shows time and time again how loyal he i to his job
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:24 UTC+1 No.508233 Report

I hope Ambrose's movie does well enough that he can get into minor action star status.

Then at least he'll get pushed once in a while. Sleepy Hollywood gimmick and all.

"So Bailey, you wanna be in a movie, huh?"
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:25 UTC+1 No.508235 Report

Sleepy=Sleezy. Fuck you auto correct.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:26 UTC+1 No.508236 Report


>He says this staring at her titties
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:26 UTC+1 No.508237 Report

i have no doubt he will be a future hall of famer.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:29 UTC+1 No.508239 Report


I will gladly watch that HOF speech.

>It truly was an honor being apart of this company I'll miss the days Vince was too lazy to rule the company so he left me in charge...all the absolute power in my finger tips
>he stares at his hands
>...it was intoxicating
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:35 UTC+1 No.508242 Report

I suppose staged performances are considered sports.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:37 UTC+1 No.508243 Report

I never knew Rob Thomas had a six pack
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:37 UTC+1 No.508244 Report


Oh look the assmad MMA fag is back

please tell us our "sport" belongs on /tv/ or /sp/ 2 boards that hate us to death

and allow me to retort back that MMA belongs on /sp/
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:39 UTC+1 No.508248 Report

I don't watch MMA you troglodyte. I don't watch any sports. I saw this thread on the front page, bye.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:40 UTC+1 No.508249 Report

>comes to /asp/
>doesn't watch sports
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:41 UTC+1 No.508250 Report


>He comes to an anonymous image board to shit post an opinion he knows nothing about
>leaves the second he says it

Master ruseman
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:02 UTC+1 No.508256 Report

>John Cena - WWE Universe vanquished The Wyatt Family with three Attitude Adjustments on Raw, but it was hardly the first time the Cenation leader has used his signature move to slay monsters.

>Relive John Cena's best Attitude Adjustments

Are they taking the piss?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:44 UTC+1 No.508264 Report

>Are they taking the piss?
>taking the piss
What the fuck?
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:50 UTC+1 No.508265 Report

Have you seriously never heard that phrase? Taking the piss.
Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:58 UTC+1 No.508266 Report

Just make him Vega.

Or go full blown Slaanesh worshiper.
2Chill - SteveO 08/30/14(Sat)00:00 UTC+1 No.508268 Report

Smackdown thread is a-go-go!
LaserrrrrrTrombone 08/30/14(Sat)00:54 UTC+1 No.508288 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:46 UTC+1 No.508370 Report

I will cry man tears if he doesn't make it through the weekend. I got too much crap going on to deal with a childhood favorite passing too.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:17 UTC+1 No.508517 Report

This stupid WWE card game is fun just to see the tag teams.

Seth Rollins & Ryback tag champions when?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:18 UTC+1 No.508519 Report

I'd root for it

Speaking of Ryback, I hope he gets better soon ;_;
Poor big guy
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:31 UTC+1 No.508583 Report


If I can pick one thing I hate about current NXT is the theme song. it sounds HORRIBLE

Look I know Vince is a filthy jew and hates paying royalties to other bands to constantly use their songs but what was wrong with "welcome home" by Coheed and Cambria.

It was the best theme NXT ever had ever
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:28 UTC+1 No.508597 Report


How on earth did they make a whole feud out of this?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)09:59 UTC+1 No.508635 Report

>ambrose filming a movie
>rollins has nobody cool to fued/team with
>cesaro might as well go back to nxt
>wyatts are jobber tier now
>rvd is old
>kofi is doing dark matches or jobbing to bo

What's to look forward to?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)10:01 UTC+1 No.508636 Report

Did the ice bucket challenge kill Jake the Snake?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)10:04 UTC+1 No.508637 Report

SuperCena delivering another stunning AA to the monster Brock Lesnar
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)10:07 UTC+1 No.508638 Report


I doubt it considering short exposure to cold is actually good for you
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)10:13 UTC+1 No.508642 Report

Not if you are ectothermic...like a snake
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)10:14 UTC+1 No.508643 Report

Cena getting murdered again, probably with some more offence this time.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)10:23 UTC+1 No.508644 Report


I don't even hate Cena so I can't really find the same enjoyment as most people get.

The only reason I dislike Cena is because he steals heat from guys who need it like the Wyatts. Though that's more Creative's fault than his.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)10:33 UTC+1 No.508646 Report

Fuck you're just the funniest cunt around, aren't you?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:37 UTC+1 No.508715 Report

It may have aggravated the pneumonia but it couldn't have caused it
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:55 UTC+1 No.508748 Report

Does anyone have a picture of Rusev holding his customized title as seen in >>506339
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:07 UTC+1 No.508751 Report

There is one somewhere but I don't have it
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:15 UTC+1 No.508755 Report


>highlighting a live burial
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:54 UTC+1 No.508837 Report

I was the Anon who made the custom title, I'll repost it as soon as I get back to my PC.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:04 UTC+1 No.508843 Report

Bischoff looks like a former member of the SS
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:11 UTC+1 No.508844 Report


His most notable feature is a leather jacket. It'd be like if Hogan shaved his stach
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:22 UTC+1 No.508862 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:36 UTC+1 No.508875 Report

Korea better not fuck us on this!
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:36 UTC+1 No.508876 Report

>Roman Reigns being in charge of settling his feud with Randy Orton at the cost of burying Bray Wyatt further into the ground

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:44 UTC+1 No.508883 Report

>Nov. 7th Raw is going to Northern Ireland
>It is barely entering September

What was the point of advertising this two months early

what do they expect Sheamus being doing come 2 months?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:46 UTC+1 No.508885 Report

Live events always get advertised early, not just in wrestling either
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:51 UTC+1 No.508888 Report


Apparently Dean Ambrose will be coming to this event

which makes Rollins Eulogy absolutely pointless
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:53 UTC+1 No.508890 Report


How much longer is RVD's contract before he has to get it renewed again?

Can't he just take some time off?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:58 UTC+1 No.508891 Report

So, the movie that Dean Ambrose will be in actually sounds pretty cool, I dunno how well he can act, I remember him overselling that superplex onto the chairs in his match vs Cesaro a few months ago though.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:01 UTC+1 No.508892 Report


He'll be in the Northern Ireland tour. I love how that commercial gave out the main event

>John Cena vs Kane
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:04 UTC+1 No.508894 Report

/asp/ collectively masturbated 3 times in a row over a period of 10 minutes

>once to Emma's tears after Paige beat her in less than a minute
>Once to AJ demanding Paige put this chocolate lewdly in her mouth
>And Paige spitting it in AJ's face

AJ still hasn't quite reached Mickie James level. She'll reach that point when she starts going through Paige's dresser drawer, stuffing Paige's panties in her tight vagina, and rubbing it against her flaps while screaming "I LOVE YOU PAIGE!"
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:06 UTC+1 No.508895 Report

Sheamus is from the other Ireland, they should have one of those segments where security needs to break things up, as an excuse to put Finlay on screen
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:06 UTC+1 No.508896 Report

Haha oh wow
Fuck off back to wherever you came from
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:11 UTC+1 No.508898 Report


That is always nice

literally the biggest pop any superstar is getting right now is from Jamie Noble
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:12 UTC+1 No.508899 Report

>all my friends seem to think Paige is the sexiest thing since sex
>only person who appreciates the thickness of Nattie
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:12 UTC+1 No.508900 Report


Hello friend.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:13 UTC+1 No.508901 Report


/asp/ likes Paige because she is so damn pale that if you cum on her it fucking merges with her skin

I just wanna rubs jars of mayo all over her and lick it off her
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:14 UTC+1 No.508902 Report

I don't get much sun, but holy shit Paige makes me look like Kofi Kingston
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:22 UTC+1 No.508905 Report


That's why I would beat my meat faster if she tried harder to get so white Sheamus himself has to wear sunglasses around her
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:47 UTC+1 No.508923 Report

Why does it feel like they dont really want a Bo x Swagger feud

more so a continuation of the Swagger x Rusev feud with Bo awkwardly being apart of it

So is Bo next in line for an /asp/ championship match considering Swagger has had like...5 so far
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:59 UTC+1 No.508925 Report

Wait a second...for 3 consecutive Smackdown's Kane has been making Miz's life a living hell

i-is this supposed to be a feud? if it is who wants to watch this

Miz is growing slowly up the popular midcard heel considering how

>Barrett is injured
>Bray is buried to the center of the earth's core
>Ryback is injured
>Damien is having tea with Bray while being trapped within the earth's core
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:05 UTC+1 No.508927 Report

Miz is and always has been annoying.
Kane is an easily annoyed person.
It's not a feud, it's just that Miz is annoying.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:09 UTC+1 No.508930 Report


With Pete Rose not around Kane had to find an alternative.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:12 UTC+1 No.508934 Report


So what feuds are we all looking forward to come NoC

Usos vs The Cosmic Keys

Swagger vs Bo
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:19 UTC+1 No.508939 Report

How much money shoot wise does Miz pay Sandow as his Stunt Double
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:39 UTC+1 No.508948 Report

The only way The Wyatt Family are getting any sanction is if they swear themselves to the Authority

also where is everyone? New general?
DammitCole 08/31/14(Sun)00:03 UTC+1 No.508958 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:03 UTC+1 No.508959 Report

Shoot wise Miz doesn't pay Sandow anything, shoot means reality, kayfabe means things in the wrestling canon
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:04 UTC+1 No.508961 Report

the derp is strong in this one
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:05 UTC+1 No.508962 Report


We need to make a new general

That William Regal General is still there
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:05 UTC+1 No.508963 Report

New general? I feel like we should just make a fresh one rather than bringing up the other ones that were just to spite this one.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:06 UTC+1 No.508964 Report


Wade Barrett has gone into surgery at least 3 times.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:07 UTC+1 No.508965 Report


As if we needed to find more reasons to piss the Janitors off
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:07 UTC+1 No.508966 Report

Whatever wrestler this next post is talking about is the edition of the next general.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:09 UTC+1 No.508968 Report



MAVEN THO! Best Hardcore Champion ever

Beat The Undertaker at the Royal Rumble
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:13 UTC+1 No.508977 Report

New general.
Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)09:52 UTC+1 No.510111 Report

Anyone remember the rvd clip where Micheal Cole the entire time is just going "he's so cool and laid back"? I loved it.
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