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Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)16:01 UTC+1 No.436730 Report

Who would win in a trash talking competition between Muhammad Ali and Chael Sonnen?
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Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)16:31 UTC+1 No.436741 Report

People still quote Ali's lines four decades after he first spoke them. What does that tell you. He was a poet and a master ruseman, but more than that he backed up all his shit talk in the ring.

I would challenge you to find the average person off the street that even knows who Chael Sonnen is.
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Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)17:00 UTC+1 No.436755 Report

>>436730
Ali was the more charismatic and almost a poet, though a stupid blunt headed racist.

Sonnen got just got the Portal to trashworld to import te trashiest random trash in our dimension.

>hurrdurr portuguese s not that hard to learn
> i know the interpreter is lying, Silva actually says he hates you all and Amurrica,
> im a hardworking american boy
> roids roids roids
> still lose against silva who had broken rib
God i hate that faggot
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Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)17:52 UTC+1 No.436770 Report

Sonnen, because Ali can barely talk.
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?????? ????? 06/21/14(Sat)19:42 UTC+1 No.436799 Report

Ali was a mad trashtalker, but he got made famous because he could back everything up by being the GOAT boxer.

Sonnen is funnier, though. He's not just instigative; he's witty and consistent in his trash talking, and elevated the medium to almost a performance art. He doesn't conform to "I will punch you until I win" levels of trashtalking; he bends logic to the point of the exasperatingly bizarre, and that makes him God in the eyes of the world's trashtalkers.

I'd put my money on Sonnen.
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Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)20:36 UTC+1 No.436840 Report

>>436799
>He doesn't conform to "I will punch you until I win" levels of trashtalking; he bends logic to the point of the exasperatingly bizarre, and that makes him God in the eyes of the world's trashtalkers.

This. That's the beauty of Sonnen trash talking. He takes so far and it gets so bizarre it's amazing.
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Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)22:47 UTC+1 No.436918 Report

>>436799
>he could back everything up by being the GOAT boxer.

Or all the boxers he fought were just shitty
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Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)23:03 UTC+1 No.436931 Report

>>436730
Anyone with half a brain cell knows Sonnen is a fake, he just caters to the wwe crowd. Constantly making excuses for shit isn't shit talking.
Ali was the real deal. Tyson could talk mad shit too.
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Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)23:17 UTC+1 No.436936 Report

Insults aside, Chael is a good fighter, Ali is an AMAZING fighter, this much we know from the get go, no mystery in which of them was better.

The question was asked is "Who'd win in a trash-talking competition" and personally, I believe Sonnen would.

This isn't about who'd back it up.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)07:26 UTC+1 No.437155 Report

Tyson would have to be my favourite trash talker.

"I'm gonna rip your heart out and eat it, i'm gonna eat your children"
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)07:28 UTC+1 No.437156 Report

>>437155
>I'm going to fuck you til you love me, faggot
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)07:30 UTC+1 No.437157 Report

>>437155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIDjMCxNHSg
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)07:45 UTC+1 No.437160 Report

>>437156
>i want to kick your children in the testicles and stomp their throats, just so you could feel the pain i felt
>can i get laid? i lost most of my money, can i at least get a blowjob?
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)02:52 UTC+1 No.440525 Report

Ali WIN.
Sonnen is little bitch.
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