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Hey /g/,I'm going to be...
Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)18:28 UTC+1 No.7641083 Report

Hey /g/,

I'm going to be crossplaying for my first time, and I am wearing clothing that are kind of... skinhuggy.

I was just wondering what are the choices I have for hiding my raging faggot boner if I happen to get one. I will probably use a purse but what if people want to take a picture of me?

I'll be going as zone-tan.

>in b4 you're so ugly no one will want to take a picture, dw
Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)18:29 UTC+1 No.7641085 Report

I mean /cgl/

Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)18:34 UTC+1 No.7641107 Report

Learn to tuck your junk.
Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)19:15 UTC+1 No.7641189 Report

Tuck and wear a dancer jock strap. It'll be uncomfortable, but it won't be visible.
Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)19:21 UTC+1 No.7641202 Report

i just googled it. You think briefs would be better? jockstraps look kind of embarassing and uncomfortable ><
Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)20:07 UTC+1 No.7641277 Report

Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)20:15 UTC+1 No.7641304 Report

Whats more embarrassing, something that will be under your clothes and unseen by everybody, or being known as Boner Zone-tan?

Also I think last anon meant a dance belt. Its a type of briefs made of a thick compressing material (almost like ladies shapewear). It will smooth out your junk and firm up your butt and all that good stuff, and isn't super uncomfortable or anything because they're meant to be worn during extended movement like ballet and whatnot. A lot of guys who do zentai suits actually wear em for the same reason as ballet dancers, to keep from having a big ol moose knuckle in their spandex.
Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)20:49 UTC+1 No.7641401 Report

Is there anywhere to buy dance belts locally? I don't think shipping would make it in time. Anywhere like target or any chain stores?
Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)20:52 UTC+1 No.7641415 Report


Dance supply store. POSSIBLY sports supply store? Not target.
Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)20:54 UTC+1 No.7641423 Report

Alright, I'll try them out. Thanks.
Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)22:40 UTC+1 No.7641667 Report


I've seen horrifying photos of me in my Sailor Moon cosplay where I was obvious to the fact that my skirt was riding up and my balls were essentially showing, so other than tucking as well as humanly possible try to be aware of your junk and what's going on with it.

Obviously Zone-tan isn't in a dress, but same concept. Pull down your top, ope to god your tucked, pose with hands or a purse or some shit even though that can look REALLY awkward at times. Good luck!
Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)22:56 UTC+1 No.7641688 Report

I pass when crossplaying and I make it a point to make sure I don't hide my bulge

Sometimes I'll tape admiral akbar face to my panties under my skirt
Soto 06/28/14(Sat)01:46 UTC+1 No.7641968 Report

Add me on steam fgt
pastelbutt 06/28/14(Sat)02:06 UTC+1 No.7642002 Report

Hehe OP I think I saw you on cgl a few weeks ago asking what search terms to use for zone-tan's sweater!
Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:57 UTC+1 No.7642177 Report


You're better off learning how to control your boner, my good man.

When you feel the urge, pinch the fuck out of your hand. Make it really hurt, and the pain will distract you away from arousal. The more you do it over time, the more effective it is. Focus on the horrible pain. If you feel you're right on the line between popping a mad crossdresser boner or not, really hurt yourself. Superficial damage though. No need to injure yourself. Just whatever hurts a fuck ton without leaving any evidence behind. If you're slightly cringing, trembling, and have your eyes closed shut from the blinding pain, you ain't popping no boner.

I hope you got an awesome wig.
Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:59 UTC+1 No.7642183 Report

what if you're a masochist and get turned on from the pain
Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)04:06 UTC+1 No.7642195 Report

whats your steam
Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)04:07 UTC+1 No.7642198 Report

I used "purple over the shoulder sweater"

I ended up finding something on amazon.
Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)04:10 UTC+1 No.7642200 Report

I'm actually a bit of a masochist, actually.
Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)04:27 UTC+1 No.7642218 Report

email me: anonsthrowaway@gmail.com
Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)09:44 UTC+1 No.7642616 Report

stick a tampon up your ass and wrap the string around your penis
Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)09:46 UTC+1 No.7642619 Report

>boner zone tan

I approve of this
Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)09:54 UTC+1 No.7642627 Report

If you pop a boner jack off and try again.
Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)11:03 UTC+1 No.7642710 Report

Tucking will stop everything.
Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)11:08 UTC+1 No.7642716 Report

I recommend you masturbate at least 5 times before going to the con

your dick will be too limp to ever pop another boner for the rest of the day
Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)03:12 UTC+1 No.7643730 Report

Can you pass?
Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)03:20 UTC+1 No.7643742 Report

I find it so hilarious that you are so worried about being seen as a pervert for dressing as a girl when that's not even the issue, its not any girl, its the tentacle porn mascot.
you a pervert allright
Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)06:09 UTC+1 No.7643927 Report

>that chin
No way he can.
Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)22:35 UTC+1 No.7644878 Report

>Make it really hurt, and the pain will distract you away from arousal.
No, you don't understand, I masturbate using sand paper.

OP, can you please post more pics of cosplay?
Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)22:41 UTC+1 No.7644888 Report


Ah, damn it. Well, I'm out of ideas then.

Show us more pictures.
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