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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)17:45 UTC+1 No.5496185 Report

I live in the Detroit Metro area and there are a lot of Brits who work for the auto industry in my area. The other day I was in a restaurant eating breakfast and a table full of Brits were getting their food and one Brit says, "There is so much food here mates, that it's going to take me a fork-knife to eat it all."

So my question is: What's a fork-knife? Is that what Brits call sporks?
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)17:47 UTC+1 No.5496191 Report

They meant fortnight. It's 2 weeks.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)17:54 UTC+1 No.5496205 Report


Do you not say fortnight in the U.S?
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)17:55 UTC+1 No.5496208 Report


just get out now
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)17:56 UTC+1 No.5496209 Report

I only know about it because I read the word in a book once. Confused the hell out of me. But no in America we just say 2 weeks.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)17:57 UTC+1 No.5496211 Report

Correct, we do not use the term fortnight in the US.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)17:58 UTC+1 No.5496212 Report

>newfags as far as the eye can see
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)18:01 UTC+1 No.5496217 Report

it's summer
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)18:03 UTC+1 No.5496221 Report

He didn't say fork-knife. What he probably said was "Pfferk-Nieg." This is a reasonably priced flatware made in Sweden that is popular in England because it can handle the caustic washing powders used in British dishwashers.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)18:14 UTC+1 No.5496239 Report

only valid reply in this thread
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)18:18 UTC+1 No.5496246 Report

oh look, is this thread again.... open, do you just samefag copy and paste the entire thread? I've seen this exact thread with these exact responses 3 times now... ffs
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)18:22 UTC+1 No.5496254 Report

In Liverpool we just call them "Pfferkies" or "naggies".
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)18:28 UTC+1 No.5496272 Report

no they seem a bit different
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)18:30 UTC+1 No.5496282 Report

eternal summer


"In Usenet slang, Eternal September (or the September that never ended) began in September 1993, the month that Internet service provider America Online ..."
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)18:53 UTC+1 No.5496342 Report

yes. that must be the explanation behind all of the shit posts on 4chan. mystery solved
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)18:58 UTC+1 No.5496356 Report

I think he meant to say "seumaar." This is a Swedish word meaning "poster takes hisself way too serious." The literal translation is "one who has his head up his own butt."
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)18:58 UTC+1 No.5496357 Report

The shitposting always goes down the night before kiddos first school day of the year. Always.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:01 UTC+1 No.5496365 Report

Sogwich guy found a new schtick. Remember when he would reconstruct one huge thread over and over again several times a month?
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:21 UTC+1 No.5496403 Report

you are correct
Brits call sporks fork-knifes.
and they call chips crisps.
And they call crisps fork-knives, too.
It's Dundee rhyming slang.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:21 UTC+1 No.5496404 Report

lol yup
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:24 UTC+1 No.5496407 Report

I thought the whole "hurrr summer" thing was just bullshit, but as I frequented /ck/ for some time I did notice the shitpost frequency increases during the holiday breaks and summer.

I know summer is soon upon us when the harbingers appear: daffodils, hyacinths, tulips, and summerfags.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:28 UTC+1 No.5496413 Report

butthurt old fag detected
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:53 UTC+1 No.5496474 Report

>I live in the Detroit Metro area

A moment of silence for OP, please, /ck/
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:05 UTC+1 No.5496498 Report


OP here
I am fucking loving this!

inb4: You probably don't own a proper set of knives.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:11 UTC+1 No.5496514 Report

You probably don't own anything, you're from Detroit.

Even the cellphone you stole to make this thread will be gone in the morning, spirited away to pay for crack.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:15 UTC+1 No.5496527 Report


you like one of those joke telling guys!

let me try: Did your parents have any children that lived?

keep it up
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:18 UTC+1 No.5496540 Report

Yes, that's the spirit, keep smiling.

It's only Detroit. You're bound to escape one day.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:22 UTC+1 No.5496553 Report

don't you have some shitty waiter job to go to?
who needs college right?
Now get me a clean fork
chop chop
so I can eat this well done steak slathered in ketchup
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:31 UTC+1 No.5496568 Report


Yes! Roleplay being at the top of the heap! Reach for the stars, you misbegotten bastard!
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:34 UTC+1 No.5496577 Report

somebody's mad
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:47 UTC+1 No.5496625 Report

what's a fork-knife?
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:49 UTC+1 No.5496632 Report

Nice try, OP.
Everyone knows forks and knives are banned in britbongistan. Too sharp and scary looking.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:15 UTC+1 No.5496699 Report

> Bullshit

Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:20 UTC+1 No.5496710 Report

In Amercia we say two weeks for fortnight,
we say asphalt for Tarmac.
We have carry out not take away.
They're bloody fries not chips,
It's chips not crisps.
I'll do that thing right away not straight away.
I'm hanging up the phone not ringing off.
It's her cute butt not her cute bum.
You get some nookie not some crumpet.
And last it's a vagina not a quim,
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:22 UTC+1 No.5496717 Report

Elevator, not lift
Truck, not lorry
dumpster, not skip
...and we don't put extra "u"s in "color" or extra i's in aluminum.

Not banned, just restricted.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:27 UTC+1 No.5496723 Report


>ringing off

the fuck
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:47 UTC+1 No.5496761 Report

ever used an old phone? when you slam it, it makes a ring noise
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:50 UTC+1 No.5496769 Report

Condolences for having to work for brits.
Remind them of Gallipoli and they'll shut up fast.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:54 UTC+1 No.5496779 Report

Who slams their own phones down? They're not made for that, you know. And I always thought brits were a polite, friendly and effeminate people.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:56 UTC+1 No.5496783 Report

In the USA we call that a "fucking cunt."
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:57 UTC+1 No.5496787 Report

Detroit... Condolences.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)22:00 UTC+1 No.5496798 Report

Crack heads and meth heads.
They know that the obama government will replace their own destruction at no cost to themselves.

Kind of like morons after a basketball game, win or lose they'll burn the city that their in.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)22:17 UTC+1 No.5496868 Report

>carry out
the fuck are you from? it's take out, faggot.

most people who are not idiots still know what it means, though. it seems useful, but anyone who tries to use it and isn't a Brit is automatically a pretentious try-hard.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)22:21 UTC+1 No.5496884 Report

it does sound quite rude.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)22:22 UTC+1 No.5496890 Report

>but anyone who tries to use it and isn't a Brit is automatically a pretentious try-hard.

>judging someone's entire character by one word

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