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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:05 UTC+1 No.5545042 Report

ITT: Depressing food.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:08 UTC+1 No.5545048 Report

I think you pretty much nailed it, son.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:09 UTC+1 No.5545049 Report

>>5545042
Pussy.

Hungry men happily eat this sort of thing.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:10 UTC+1 No.5545051 Report

What's that turd in the top middle compartment
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:11 UTC+1 No.5545053 Report

inb4 Weber Cooks
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:14 UTC+1 No.5545059 Report

>>5545049
But they're really crying on the inside.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:15 UTC+1 No.5545062 Report

I always kinda liked the mashed potatoes in these things. I'm fucked up, I know.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:16 UTC+1 No.5545063 Report

>>5545042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S27MtkSZHdM
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:16 UTC+1 No.5545064 Report

>>5545051
Supposed to be a chocolate brownie.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:18 UTC+1 No.5545070 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:20 UTC+1 No.5545073 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:22 UTC+1 No.5545078 Report

>>5545064
I.. I don't want to cook in this world anymore.
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G8rH8r 06/25/14(Wed)04:26 UTC+1 No.5545086 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:27 UTC+1 No.5545087 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:28 UTC+1 No.5545088 Report

>>5545078
>I don't want to eat in this world anymore.
FTFY
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:28 UTC+1 No.5545089 Report

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAZXvSMj_BU&feature=youtu.be&t=26s
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:31 UTC+1 No.5545095 Report

>>5545042
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMCPvBOzg8w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKIQbjVzf8c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO3kI-9Bp08
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:34 UTC+1 No.5545099 Report

>>5545095
At least use the funny one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1kkkE5DY4
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:41 UTC+1 No.5545114 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:43 UTC+1 No.5545118 Report

>>5545086

amen. with the dozen other competent sub places i don't know how they stay in business
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:43 UTC+1 No.5545120 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:50 UTC+1 No.5545140 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:53 UTC+1 No.5545151 Report

>>5545140
Do you think it's chew that the Mongols used to put meat under their saddle to tenderise it?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:54 UTC+1 No.5545154 Report

>>5545151
It's chew.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:56 UTC+1 No.5545159 Report

>>5545140
Every day I'm glad I'm not a russian soldier

that shit is basically meat slime
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:03 UTC+1 No.5545175 Report

>>5545099
that was the saddest fucking shit. why
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:11 UTC+1 No.5545195 Report

>>5545140
For some reason I enjoy the thought of the Mongol soldier taking his dinner ration out of his pack after a 40 mile hike and seeing most of it has turned to dust.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:14 UTC+1 No.5545204 Report

>>5545053
>Weber Cooks

For your enjoyment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hF41qPkJxs
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:19 UTC+1 No.5545213 Report

There is only one depressing image in this group.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:21 UTC+1 No.5545224 Report

>>5545213
damn, right smack in the middle

though some of those look like 1st class meals
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:24 UTC+1 No.5545238 Report

>>5545213
>a bowl of soup on an airplane
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:31 UTC+1 No.5545257 Report

>>5545140

Glad I am CF, I guess US Ration doesn't seem like its worse than prison food.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:32 UTC+1 No.5545267 Report

>>5545213
Can confirm, Lufthansa has good meals, also I flew wop air once, that was pretty good as well.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:37 UTC+1 No.5545288 Report

>>5545224
$7 will buy you a decent fruit and cheese platter on Alaska Air.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:41 UTC+1 No.5545301 Report

>>5545288
I don't get why American Carriers fuck up so much yet Alaska Airlines does it right most of the time I've flown them. Just imitate them!
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:56 UTC+1 No.5545358 Report

>>5545070
thats fucking adorable
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:01 UTC+1 No.5545381 Report

>>5545301
Alaska Airlines is my favorite airline. Holy shit, they are so god tier.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:04 UTC+1 No.5545387 Report

>>5545063
THIS HAS TO BE A COMEDY SHOW...if it's not I will find this man and give him a hug...and some cooking lessons
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:10 UTC+1 No.5545403 Report

>>5545063
>>5545387
I checked out his channel on YouTube. This is my new favorite thing
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:10 UTC+1 No.5545405 Report

>>5545387
>I will find this man and give him a hug
No you won't:

http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/UT707960/Steven-Eugene-Reed.html
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:11 UTC+1 No.5545410 Report

>>5545175
And remember: The secret ingredient is despair.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:31 UTC+1 No.5545479 Report

>>5545405
I'm confused this isn't Henry Phillips...
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:33 UTC+1 No.5545480 Report

>>5545479
Whoops. Figured you were referencing the Weber clips.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:40 UTC+1 No.5545634 Report

Is that Prison Food or High School food?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:50 UTC+1 No.5545652 Report

>>5545063
:(
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:55 UTC+1 No.5545663 Report

>>5545213
This is not accurate from my experiences.
United actually serves full meals, not just what appears to be a poor kid's sack lunch. I was given the option of a pork cutlet or a veggie burger, both served with side salad and juice or tea/coffee. Also Chinese airlines served what was essentially ramen, it looked like what is listed as Korean air. It was still in the plastic microwavable bowl. The Korean airline I was on served rice, marinated vegetables and what I believe was bulgogi. Also the Japanese meal appears to be from a hotel, not an airline.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:58 UTC+1 No.5545671 Report

>>5545405
Maybe he's so sad because he was raped in prison.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:59 UTC+1 No.5545673 Report

>>5545095
>>5545099
>>5545175
>>5545410
>>5545053
>>5545204
http://www.bustedoffenders.com/utah/ogden/sex-offenders/steven-eugene-reed/5887
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:59 UTC+1 No.5545674 Report

>>5545042
Is that soy protein and instant potatoes with gmo corn?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:06 UTC+1 No.5545692 Report

>>5545673
We get it, he finger banged some kid. Still kind of feel bad for him, he looks so pitiful.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:06 UTC+1 No.5545694 Report

>>5545257
Most US ration is actually pretty good. Chili mac, man. That's what's good. Although the vegetarian omelette is the most disgusting food I have ever eaten.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:08 UTC+1 No.5545698 Report

>>5545288
Oh my fucking God.
BRB getting plane tickets with Alaska Air.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:58 UTC+1 No.5545790 Report

>>5545042
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:01 UTC+1 No.5545799 Report

>>5545288
>>5545301
>>5545381
>>5545698
Protip: If you want food like this, just ask for the vegetarian option on the flight. even if you don't necessarily like veg food, it's pretty much guaranteed to be much fresher, tastier, and generally better to eat on a plane than the steamblast trays of "chickenorpasta" that they serve on most international flights
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tornadoOFsoulsOFblack 06/25/14(Wed)09:03 UTC+1 No.5545801 Report

>every meal ive had since i lost the girl of my dreams
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:06 UTC+1 No.5545808 Report

>>5545801
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:07 UTC+1 No.5545811 Report

>>5545694
everyone and their mom loves MRE chili mac.
Until the next mornings shit.

>>5545257
dont let the bland appearance fool you. the US has some of the most "high tech" food available. Its artificially fortified beyond belief. Seriously, we compared the nutritional values of our meals to the Brits, Canadians, and Germans and ours were through the roof.
Other people might have updated though, this was about 8 years ago, and I know for a fact that the US updates and improves its MREs yearly and I would assume other first world nations do the same.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:08 UTC+1 No.5545815 Report

>>5545801
been there, done that. stop cooking what you made for her. i stopped eating breakfast and drinking coffee entirely because of her
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:09 UTC+1 No.5545818 Report

>>5545801
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:15 UTC+1 No.5545832 Report

>>5545801
I know it sucks, I've been there, but toughen the fuck up. Don't let some bitch control how you feel. There is no "dream girl". There are only girls you dream about, so start dreaming about another one.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:15 UTC+1 No.5545833 Report

>>5545257
>>5545694
>>5545799

Should I dump the 13 MRE stories I have?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:17 UTC+1 No.5545835 Report

>>5545833
damn, i was just bragging about the superiority of US MREs over British, Canadian, and German rations. Perhaps there is a reason we weren't shown French rations during the comparison i saw....
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:19 UTC+1 No.5545839 Report

>>5545835
At least it isn't China.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:22 UTC+1 No.5545845 Report

>>5545832
>>5545818
>>5545815
the many faces of /ck/
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:23 UTC+1 No.5545850 Report

>>5545833
Yes please
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:23 UTC+1 No.5545852 Report

>>5545850
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:24 UTC+1 No.5545855 Report

>>5545852
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:25 UTC+1 No.5545856 Report

>>5545833

>Halal
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:26 UTC+1 No.5545860 Report

>>5545845
....two of those were me.

I called him a faggot, but then thought better of it because ive been there too, and its unfair for me to call him a faggot when I was in the exact same spot a few years back. I didn't whine about it online, but I did facebook stalk her for a while, constantly trying to find pictures where she looked unhappy. As if seeing her unhappy would make me feel better about being dumped.
Pathetic, I know. Thankfully I got over it and now I have slightly better luck with females.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:27 UTC+1 No.5545864 Report

>>5545839
those look like Datrex boat rations.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:27 UTC+1 No.5545865 Report

>>5545855
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:28 UTC+1 No.5545869 Report

>>5545865

>>5545864
Well, it wouldn't be unlike China to make their own version of it and give it to their soldiers to eat.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:29 UTC+1 No.5545871 Report

>>5545095
>>5545099
Why did he even do these??
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:29 UTC+1 No.5545872 Report

>>5545869
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:30 UTC+1 No.5545875 Report

>>5545872
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:31 UTC+1 No.5545877 Report

>>5545099
Why does he microwave everything for so fucking long? This has to be a comedy show.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:31 UTC+1 No.5545879 Report

>>5545875
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:32 UTC+1 No.5545880 Report

>>5545879
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:34 UTC+1 No.5545886 Report

>>5545852
LOL

>>5545855
LEL
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:35 UTC+1 No.5545887 Report

>>5545880
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:37 UTC+1 No.5545890 Report

>>5545887
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:38 UTC+1 No.5545893 Report

>>5545890
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:38 UTC+1 No.5545894 Report

>>5545288
You mean you have to buy food on the plane??
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:38 UTC+1 No.5545896 Report

>>5545887
holy shit this one got me

just like nighttime on /k/
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:39 UTC+1 No.5545897 Report

>>5545893
One day, I will buy a 4chan pass because the text I enter for captchas keeps disappearing as I type them.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:39 UTC+1 No.5545898 Report

>>5545671
what goes around comes around
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:40 UTC+1 No.5545900 Report

>>5545897
Long dump over. Enjoy the smell.

>>5545896
Well, I got most of these from /k/.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:46 UTC+1 No.5545915 Report

>>5545900
Good evening /k/omrade.
Praise JMB!
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:49 UTC+1 No.5545923 Report

>>5545915
I'm actually a fa/tg/uy, but I browse /k/ too.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:54 UTC+1 No.5545933 Report

>>5545923
Well then praise the Emperor.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:55 UTC+1 No.5545937 Report

>>5545933
To keep it /ck/ related, what do you think corpsestarch rations are like? What sorts of foods besides corpsestarch rations do they eat?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:00 UTC+1 No.5545942 Report

>>5545937
I think your image is probably about as close as I can imagine. Datrex isn't all that nutritious though, its just calories. Maybe something like Nutraloaf.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutraloaf
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:04 UTC+1 No.5545947 Report

>>5545942
Sounds like something the guard would get.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:10 UTC+1 No.5545959 Report

>>5545947
For some reason I always imagined that everything the Guard eats comes in cans. Presumably various mystery meats from "friendly" planets.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:13 UTC+1 No.5545967 Report

>>5545959
Well, one thing that is known is that the guard get wine or their wine equivalent.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:27 UTC+1 No.5545995 Report

>>5545967
Now thats interesting, I wasn't aware of that. Do they say anything about it, or just mention it in passing? Is it odd that I'm wondering about the vintage consumed by fictional soldiers?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:29 UTC+1 No.5545999 Report

>>5545995
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:38 UTC+1 No.5546011 Report

>>5545856
did yu read? half the ration don't have pork so they can be labelled "halal".
Better have muslim working in the army than rotting in the streets. also you probably have kosher stuff too.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:42 UTC+1 No.5546017 Report

>>5546011
>better to not have muslims
Religion of peace, my ass.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:43 UTC+1 No.5546019 Report

>>5545999
Sounds like a grain based brandy, very odd.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:46 UTC+1 No.5546020 Report

>>5546019
Well, it is the grimdarkness of the far future, they do things differently.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:52 UTC+1 No.5546026 Report

I have a hungryman every saturday before I get plastered. Last couple weeks I've had the newish spicey shicken. Decent amount of chicken, typical dinner potatoes and vegatble though, apple dessert was ok. Really like this one now.

Otherwise I usually get the boneless chicken. There's also the backyard BBQ I really like. but they don't seem to always have that one

is OP Salisbury steak? I recently had to have a marie calander one. And it was.. typical. Haven't found a dinner salisbury steak that has actually tasted different yet, and most taste just like the more expensive dinner entrees. I'll give that one a whirl next week I guess.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:55 UTC+1 No.5546029 Report

>>5546020
I'm hoping its like whiskey.
I also really wish it were real so I can try some.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)11:23 UTC+1 No.5546065 Report

>>5546017
if i really wanted to get banned i could quote a shitton of koran verses that ensure that they are not a religion of peace

>I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them QURAN 8:12

but i digress. depressing food is anything you dont prepare yourself that isnt decent fastfood/takeaway
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)11:24 UTC+1 No.5546067 Report

>>5545042
topkek
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)11:27 UTC+1 No.5546072 Report

>>5546065
I don't like Islam, probably as much as you don't, but you can pull out shit from the Christian Bible declaring shit like that too.

Let's just talk about depressing food.

Like this sad fuck.
>>5546026
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)11:34 UTC+1 No.5546086 Report

>>5546072
not as consistently as you can from the koran.
there are literally no christian greek scriptures that implore violence or condone pedophilia.
even the jewish testament doesnt hold a flame to the koran.
>implying i identify as christian

>pic is some sad food
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)11:35 UTC+1 No.5546088 Report

>>5546086
4chins didnt load the pic
>its a waffletaco
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)11:37 UTC+1 No.5546091 Report

>>5546088
That's haraam, anon
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)11:38 UTC+1 No.5546092 Report

>>5546091
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)19:15 UTC+1 No.5547054 Report

>>5545140
Ive actually eaten the second one in that picture. Its not bad and comes with canned bbg chicken for a sandwhich and a Payday bar as well as applesauce and Tea.Iver heard Japan and France have the best MRE's though.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)19:40 UTC+1 No.5547104 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)19:42 UTC+1 No.5547108 Report

toaster burgers
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)19:47 UTC+1 No.5547114 Report

>>5547104
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)20:09 UTC+1 No.5547169 Report

>>5547108
Wouldn't that ruin your toaster? Unless the burgers were extremely dry.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)20:37 UTC+1 No.5547234 Report

>>5545095
>uh....just pour the rice into.... the thing
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)20:40 UTC+1 No.5547241 Report

I knew a guy who apparently ate ketchup packets one day because of how poor he was.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)20:50 UTC+1 No.5547267 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)20:51 UTC+1 No.5547270 Report

>>5547267
>Look how diverse our army is! We're not racist or sexist as you can tell by this diverse image !
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)21:23 UTC+1 No.5547346 Report

>>5545073
I do this witch pieces of french bread wal mart loaves a lot.

Makes a good lunch.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)21:25 UTC+1 No.5547350 Report

>>5545213
What's in Iran's picture?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)21:59 UTC+1 No.5547452 Report

>>5547270
I dunno, the black soldier doesn't look pleased with his meal
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)22:01 UTC+1 No.5547458 Report

>>5545062
naw dude. I know that feel.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)22:14 UTC+1 No.5547520 Report

What exactly is it about MRE's that apparently fucks so hard with people's digestion/colon?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)22:18 UTC+1 No.5547541 Report

>>5547520

Nothing more than any other food. It's the usual thing--people eat a new food they're not used to and sometimes have indigestion as a result of it.

I worked with some research projects on MREs when I was in Uni. What's funny is that of the soldiers I met with, half swore up and down that "they put laxatives in those things to stop you from being constipated in the field", while another equally large group claimed the opposite, that they were deliberately designed to "stop you up" so you didn't shit yourself in the field. Neither is true. They're just food, and not very good food at that.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)22:33 UTC+1 No.5547605 Report

>>5545070
It looks exactly like cat vomit.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)22:36 UTC+1 No.5547620 Report

>>5545087
Not gonna lie, the right one looks better to me.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)22:38 UTC+1 No.5547623 Report

>>5545114
these smothered in butter, hnng
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)23:04 UTC+1 No.5547704 Report

>>5547520
They're designed to be very nutrient dense and are filled with salt to preserve them longer. Without proper (over)hydration, then you mitigate the shitlog symptom.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)05:19 UTC+1 No.5549106 Report

>>5545042
>All around me are familiar faces...
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)05:27 UTC+1 No.5549149 Report

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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)05:31 UTC+1 No.5549176 Report

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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)06:10 UTC+1 No.5549376 Report

Hospital food, no exceptions.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)06:22 UTC+1 No.5549416 Report

>>5549376
>be 11
>in hospital for arteriovenous malformation
>hospital food is fucking awful
>parents bring McDonald's
McMorphine and Dolan's was a great combination. I felt like David Hasselhoff trying to eat a chicken select.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)06:28 UTC+1 No.5549446 Report

>>5545213
United's looks like a fucking MRE. I know Alaska does good snacks and meals, as does Delta, regionally, but does anyone here know how ANA's food is between the west coast and Tokyo?
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)06:30 UTC+1 No.5549456 Report

>>5545839
I think I washed my hands with one of those at the Marriott I stayed at the other day.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)06:55 UTC+1 No.5549531 Report

>>5549176
Using this for YouLaughYouLose from now on
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)07:25 UTC+1 No.5549626 Report

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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)07:27 UTC+1 No.5549637 Report

>>5547541
I guess the gift of relative youth makes me unaware that that is a usual event. I never shit weird unless I'm sick.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)07:27 UTC+1 No.5549642 Report

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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)07:54 UTC+1 No.5549705 Report

>>5549642
holy shit
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)07:55 UTC+1 No.5549709 Report

>>5549626
>implying faggots and mushy peas are depressing

10/10 would devour
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)07:58 UTC+1 No.5549712 Report

>>5549626
is dat sum pork faggots?
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)08:29 UTC+1 No.5549789 Report

>>5545213
Korean air had REAL utensils in economy class!!!!!
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)08:50 UTC+1 No.5549829 Report

>>5549789
Honestly Korean Air is probably the best airline in Asia. Singapore Air might give them a run for their money though.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)09:17 UTC+1 No.5549883 Report

>>5547267

Depressing my arse, new one's got fucking Oreos in it

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ThN76UBoY

>While ago, ration pack thread on /k/
>Ton of /k/ommandos praising how good the Irish pack looked
>Nearly all shitting on the Brit pack
>mfw Irish army uses the UK pack
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)09:31 UTC+1 No.5549923 Report

>>5549883
that's because they're all part irish, as well as cherokee
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)09:32 UTC+1 No.5549927 Report

>>5546017
>>5546065
Why the fuck would you want someone in the US military to follow a religion of peace?
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)09:34 UTC+1 No.5549928 Report

>>5549923
Only on the east coast, where all the Irish immigrants ended up. People claim cherokee simply because of the tax benefits.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)09:35 UTC+1 No.5549930 Report

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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)09:36 UTC+1 No.5549933 Report

>>5549923
better than brits going on and on about what region of england their from, and then reciting their lineage and favorite football teams.
and fuck you fairy bread is awesome
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)09:37 UTC+1 No.5549935 Report

>>5549927

Maybe he's had dealings with the us military
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)09:38 UTC+1 No.5549937 Report

>>5549933

Let's not do this again
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)09:40 UTC+1 No.5549940 Report

>>5549937
Then you brits need to stop starting shit with everyone you meet.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)09:43 UTC+1 No.5549944 Report

>>5549940

Its too early dude. Go to /k/, they love to be trolled whatever time it is
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)09:45 UTC+1 No.5549947 Report

>>5549944
>brits act like assholes
>someone responds
>clearly the responder's fault
ya real classy ya cunt
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)09:46 UTC+1 No.5549950 Report

Why are English people such dicks?
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)09:57 UTC+1 No.5549967 Report

>>5549950
that canadian needs to come back and spread the love some more.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)10:02 UTC+1 No.5549975 Report

>>5549950
I think its just one emotionally fragile young man who has his ego and self-worth tied up in his image of his nation.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)11:08 UTC+1 No.5550059 Report

>>5545042
>i actually dont mind meatloaf as long as there is enough gravy and ketchup

most depressing food: fruitcake

why do they still exist!?
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)11:10 UTC+1 No.5550068 Report

>>5550059
Dude what....
I love fruitcake.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)11:17 UTC+1 No.5550080 Report

>>5545070
Britbong here, what actually is meatloaf? It's constantly mentioned in American media like you guys have it every week but it just looks like baked mince and gelatin.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)11:19 UTC+1 No.5550082 Report

>>5550080
>google
Jesus man stop acting like an americunt.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)11:20 UTC+1 No.5550084 Report

>>5550080
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meatloaf
> Meatloaf is a traditional German and Belgian dish

As a kind hearted American I wiki'd it for you.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)11:23 UTC+1 No.5550090 Report

>>5550080
Think giant meatball. With usually some sort of tomato based sauce thinly added to the top.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)12:11 UTC+1 No.5550198 Report

>>5545213
Virgin Airlines food
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)12:38 UTC+1 No.5550247 Report

>>5549642

I used to eat those as a kid. Absolutely disgusting, but I was/am poor and, well... ;-;
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:24 UTC+1 No.5551028 Report

>>5550080
Ground beef (I think you cal it mince), couple eggs, breadcrumbs, spices, maybe onion and peppers diced up, in a loaf pan or molded by hand into shape in a pyrex and baked. When it's nearly done you glaze the top over with a thin layer of ketchup and throw it back in the oven to finish.

Don't need to just use beef either, beef and pork mix is great, some people like a beef/pork/veal mix, I like a lamb and pork mix with a curryketchup glaze, or diced sauteed onions and mushrooms cooled and mixed with beef, with gravy.
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)21:56 UTC+1 No.5551710 Report

>>5546020
all of these lovely shit stories reminded me of a personal story, although not MRE related.

>be this winter, i have the stomach flu, towards the end
>my stomach was just a liquishit factory for about a week straight.
>shat my pants at home once, never trust a fart when you have the flu
>getting better, have more control over bowels, decide i can go out
>go to walmart with madre and sister
>all of a sudden the feeling that a shit of a thouasand liquishits is coming
>waddle across a fucking supercenter to the bathroom
>get there all stalls are disgusting, final one is cleanish with urine all obver the seat
>no time to wipe off
>hover over seat and the dam breaks and shoots all over the toilet, the seat, the floor and the handle to flush
>the fucking mess
>the fucking stench
>stand in hover position for 10-15 minutes just spraying shit all over the place.
>wipe up, cant flush because handle is shitty
>leave and find a manager
>tell him their bathrooms are disgusting and someone shit all over the place, might wanna clean it up
>two minutes later hear over intercom for two, not one but two janitors to the bathroom
>go back to family, lulz are had and we leave
>no ragrets
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)23:52 UTC+1 No.5552007 Report

>>5549176
300 degrees is enough for oven .
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Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)00:07 UTC+1 No.5552032 Report

>>5545120

that looks like something i'd really enjoy while drunk.
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Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)01:59 UTC+1 No.5552265 Report

>>5545140
>MREs

would rather eat pig slop
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Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)02:03 UTC+1 No.5552272 Report

>>5552265
Have you ever eaten them? Some are pretty good.
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Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)02:15 UTC+1 No.5552302 Report

>>5545140
Look up UGR-B rations. Absolutely horrible. And it's what I have to eat right now. May an hero...

Info on em starts on p.40
http://nsrdec.natick.army.mil/media/print/OP_Rations.pdf
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theantidavis 06/27/14(Fri)02:16 UTC+1 No.5552304 Report

>>5549642
That same brand has lasagna with chicken tikka in it. You think I'm shitting you
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Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)02:26 UTC+1 No.5552336 Report

>>5545663

> The Japanese meal appears to be from a hotel, not an airline

The napkin has JAL printed on it.
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Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)02:29 UTC+1 No.5552349 Report

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBDz4WjK1KA
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Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)03:30 UTC+1 No.5552567 Report

>>5545140
>chinese ration is catfood
10/10 china
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Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)04:32 UTC+1 No.5552773 Report

OH GOD OH GOD

someone PLEEASE post the "Thanksgiving Dinner for 1" dinner assortment from some random chain supermarket
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Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)05:30 UTC+1 No.5552919 Report

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Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)05:31 UTC+1 No.5552921 Report

>>5552919
>Barfy
>Argentinan beef
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Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)05:31 UTC+1 No.5552923 Report

Did one of you go make this thread on /int/ too?
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Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)05:55 UTC+1 No.5552984 Report

>>5545140

>canada
>kit kat chunky

>wipes patriotic tear
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)01:58 UTC+1 No.5554991 Report

>>5545959
If I opened a can and saw that, I would be so traumatized I'd probably never be able to open a can ever again.

Fucking CRIPES.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)02:03 UTC+1 No.5555002 Report

>>5547267
>adventure sports

Eating mre's is apparently considered a sport.
From what I've been reading in this thread it should be considered an EXTREME sport.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)02:08 UTC+1 No.5555013 Report

Most institutional foods are depressing. The food can taste great but just loses it's magic when harvested from a 4" hotel with a 5 oz scoop.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)02:18 UTC+1 No.5555034 Report

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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:09 UTC+1 No.5555116 Report

>>5549933
At least man up and make pop rocks fairy bread.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:14 UTC+1 No.5555127 Report

>>5555002
A friend game a a thin box, with a foil pack in it, labelled "tuna noodle" from an old MRE.
It's been sitting on my desk for months, while I wonder what to do with it.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:21 UTC+1 No.5555144 Report

>>5545063
What the hell
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:23 UTC+1 No.5555149 Report

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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:24 UTC+1 No.5555152 Report

>>5555149
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:25 UTC+1 No.5555156 Report

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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:25 UTC+1 No.5555158 Report

>Salmon
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:28 UTC+1 No.5555163 Report

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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:31 UTC+1 No.5555169 Report

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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:40 UTC+1 No.5555184 Report

Nobody's posted the ck classic? For shame.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:42 UTC+1 No.5555189 Report

>>5555184
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:43 UTC+1 No.5555193 Report

>>5555189
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)03:46 UTC+1 No.5555200 Report

>>5555189
>>5555193
would eat/10
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)04:08 UTC+1 No.5555270 Report

>>5550080
It is mentioned in media all the time, isn't it. Weird since I've never had it and I don't think I know anyone else who eats it regularly either.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)04:40 UTC+1 No.5555340 Report

>>5555149
>>5555152
Always wanted to try one...
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)04:45 UTC+1 No.5555354 Report

>>5545799
confirmed

Plus, always a good idea to eat light while traveling. Too much fat and complex carbs makes for a shitty flight
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)05:02 UTC+1 No.5555387 Report

>>5549149

RIP in piece ;_;7
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)05:59 UTC+1 No.5555537 Report

>>5555169
What the hell? Fully cooked too. So, re heating it to eat would probably over cook it then
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)06:02 UTC+1 No.5555540 Report

>>5549930
That's just a way of getting rid of corn dogs not perfect enough for normal human consumption.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)06:02 UTC+1 No.5555544 Report

>>5555537
duck in a can from pied de cochon looks pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcwegqzsXoM
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)06:02 UTC+1 No.5555545 Report

I want my get
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)06:03 UTC+1 No.5555548 Report

>>5555555
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)06:04 UTC+1 No.5555549 Report

Maybe this counts.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)06:05 UTC+1 No.5555561 Report

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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)06:07 UTC+1 No.5555575 Report

>>5545120
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)06:28 UTC+1 No.5555628 Report

>>5555561
>Chicago style pizza
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)06:29 UTC+1 No.5555632 Report

what about soylent?
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)06:30 UTC+1 No.5555635 Report

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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)07:46 UTC+1 No.5555808 Report

>>5545042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgG_b9L7dwo
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)07:47 UTC+1 No.5555815 Report

>>5545070

looks like more loaf than meat
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)07:47 UTC+1 No.5555818 Report

>>5555635
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)07:51 UTC+1 No.5555825 Report

>>5545140

the chinese aren't even pretending. just fuck you, we own you, we're only feeding you so you have the strength to kill something.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)08:01 UTC+1 No.5555858 Report

>>5545855
>I move in to do BDA

lost my shit
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)18:46 UTC+1 No.5556765 Report

>>5552304
Saw that the other day

what were they smoking
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)18:55 UTC+1 No.5556787 Report

>>5545865
>I had won the war but it had cost me dearly
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)18:59 UTC+1 No.5556802 Report

>>5555635
the depressing part is that you probably thought you were being witty by putting a hotdog on cerial and then taking a pic of it.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)19:00 UTC+1 No.5556806 Report

>>5545042
>mfw this was my childhood dinner on a good night
Fuck you anon
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)19:05 UTC+1 No.5556820 Report

>>5550080
>>5555270
it was popular in the US in the 70s, possibly started when there was a craze for german foods... since it IS german after all... not so popular anymore, though I make it from time to time. it's essentially eggs, meat, and stale bread with spices and stuff of course. I'm not sure why it's a symbol of american food outside of america still. Also, don't you britfags have like ten different dishes that are pretty much the same thing?
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)19:13 UTC+1 No.5556838 Report

>>5556806
is this supposed to imply that your family was poor as a kid or something? because it doesn't, those things have always been more expensive than just making a meal yourself.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)19:14 UTC+1 No.5556841 Report

>>5556838
You're being 'that guy', faggot
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)19:21 UTC+1 No.5556850 Report

>>5556841
no, if I was "that guy" I would make assumptions about it being cooked in a microwave and tell him he had shit parents for not cooking meals in ovens.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)19:28 UTC+1 No.5556864 Report

>>5556838
Yes because a lot of kids know how to cook a proper dinner with neglectful parents either working two jobs or getting lost in addiction.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)19:44 UTC+1 No.5556893 Report

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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)19:45 UTC+1 No.5556897 Report

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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)19:46 UTC+1 No.5556900 Report

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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)19:47 UTC+1 No.5556902 Report

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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)19:57 UTC+1 No.5556917 Report

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWDfa90DT3U
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)19:59 UTC+1 No.5556922 Report

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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)20:08 UTC+1 No.5556945 Report

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)20:19 UTC+1 No.5556963 Report

>>5545042
Those brownies were elder god tier though
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)20:23 UTC+1 No.5556974 Report

>>5556963
I have ate a couple of these myself and I have to say you are correct, the brownies are unbelievably delicious. I don't normally eat TV dinners but every now and again I'll try something different.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)20:24 UTC+1 No.5556976 Report

>>5555184
>>5555189

How is that depressing? I quite often eat fishfinger sandwiches, just that I put them in the oven, use mayo and good cheese.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)20:24 UTC+1 No.5556977 Report

>>5549642

These are so fucking bad. The bread is as hard as fucking titanium so eating them takes so much effort.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)20:47 UTC+1 No.5557039 Report

>>5545049
I thought this post was suggesting pussy as a depressing food for a moment.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)21:14 UTC+1 No.5557115 Report

>>5545042
I used to go to a small ass private school
k-12 with a student body of 30 students at its height(basically 2-3 students per grade level)
Needles to say, we had to bring our own lunches.
They had an old lady heat up your food in the microwave before lunch
My mom would get me hungry man dinners that I would eat for lunch every fucking day for school.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)21:18 UTC+1 No.5557124 Report

>those weird american multislot things like >>5556900
Always make me think of a dog bowl. Why don't you use a plate?
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)21:20 UTC+1 No.5557129 Report

>>5556917
Wowie Kazowie.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)21:40 UTC+1 No.5557168 Report

>>5547169
Probably the driest, most depressing and completely flavorless piece of meat you'll ever have.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)21:46 UTC+1 No.5557173 Report

>>5546065
Koran was made during times of peace and times of war.
During times of war there were verses in which was instructed how to deal with the enemy. Were not in war now, are we? Inb4terrorists, those are fucking assholes trying to get politics and killing people, excusing it with religion.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)21:50 UTC+1 No.5557179 Report

>>5557173
that sounds like taqiyya to me Mohammad
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)21:57 UTC+1 No.5557189 Report

>>5549626
> tudalen wag yw bywyd
> ychwanegwch y lliw yng Nghongwyllychangchiwchllygyd

wtf country is that from and whats up with their fucked up moon language
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)22:00 UTC+1 No.5557195 Report

>>5545099
The music makes this less depressing imo, becuase it fills in the silences.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)23:18 UTC+1 No.5557395 Report

>>5557189
I believe that's Welsh.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)23:26 UTC+1 No.5557432 Report

>>5546088
This is what a waffle taco actually looks like. Enjoy
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)23:35 UTC+1 No.5557459 Report

>>5557432
I'd eat it.
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Anonymous 06/28/14(Sat)23:55 UTC+1 No.5557512 Report

>>5557459
I did eat it. This one too
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)00:03 UTC+1 No.5557540 Report

>>5550059
Man, fruit cake got a bad wrap from commeians or something.

It's a cake CHOCK full of candied fruits, spices, nuts, and brandy.

It's great
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)00:04 UTC+1 No.5557542 Report

>>5557432
you need a better taco bell.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)00:04 UTC+1 No.5557545 Report

>>5557395

Are you sure it's Welsh? Only one out of every 7 letters is a "y."
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)00:07 UTC+1 No.5557557 Report

>>5557432
>>5557512
>>5557542

How much do these cost? I'd eat it for around a buck, nothing around 3 though.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)00:23 UTC+1 No.5557605 Report

>>5556917
I don't think I can thank you enough. I watched this years ago and forgot about it. I literally almost shit myself.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)00:38 UTC+1 No.5557647 Report

>>5555808
This shit is amazing. The final cook off episode was the funniest thing I've seen in forever.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)00:59 UTC+1 No.5557712 Report

>>5545063
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S27MtkSZHdM [Embed]

Bless you for sharing this channel with the world anon
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)01:00 UTC+1 No.5557716 Report

>>5545864
>>5545839
that's like the food they gave to the slaves in Rome
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)01:06 UTC+1 No.5557728 Report

>>5555169

I'd advise not watching this if you have a weak stomach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)01:08 UTC+1 No.5557732 Report

>>5557124
Its jail food, smarter to give them those instead of real plates. Works for every kind of menu they have, no need for different plates/bows just slop it all up onto the tray. Also more efficient for cleaning
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)01:23 UTC+1 No.5557763 Report

>>5557728

How can anybody get so fucking fat? He's out of breath from eating. Oh Jesus Christ
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)02:08 UTC+1 No.5557845 Report

>>5557763
he's out of breath from breathing.
the act of breathing itself exerts him greatly making his breathing labored
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)02:11 UTC+1 No.5557848 Report

>>5557728
How can people let themselves get to this point (i.e.: obese and greasy)? Holy fuck.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)02:38 UTC+1 No.5557918 Report

>>5557545

child of Welshfags here, it is Welsh.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)02:40 UTC+1 No.5557923 Report

>>5557728
I couldn't care less that he's obese and eating shit food, but the dirty dishes in the sink piss me the fuck off
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)02:44 UTC+1 No.5557934 Report

>>5557728
That must be salty as fuck. How else could it be preserved.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)03:19 UTC+1 No.5557995 Report

>"Depressing" food

Meanwhile in Africa...
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)03:21 UTC+1 No.5558004 Report

>>5545839
Soylent?
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)03:35 UTC+1 No.5558028 Report

>>5549376
Actually, in Wichita , Our hospitals have a room service style meal system. You can order whatever from 6 AM to 8 PM if it's within your parameters.
For instance I'm HeartSmart and Sodium Restricted. But they do have some good stuff.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)03:36 UTC+1 No.5558029 Report

>>5545663
>shhhhh
>you're getting in the way of his America-bashing
>it is what sustains him
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)03:39 UTC+1 No.5558038 Report

>>5557995
If people cared, there would be no 'meanwhile in africa'
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)03:49 UTC+1 No.5558061 Report

>>5549376
Depends. I don't know if pic related is "depressing" if it is to you, you are a baller.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)03:52 UTC+1 No.5558065 Report

>>5558038

If Africans stopped shitting out kids into poor conditions there would be no "meanwhile in africa"
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)03:52 UTC+1 No.5558070 Report

>>5555193
I have done this. It tastes like any shops fish sandwiches.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)03:55 UTC+1 No.5558076 Report

>>5545213
British airways look decent. I was expecting better from air france and jal.
>a cold cut sandwich and m&ms on united airlines a american airline
I laughed.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)04:21 UTC+1 No.5558116 Report

>>5547620
Me too, honestly. If a greasy, cheesy sandwich isn't deflated and smushed up, it isn't greasy or cheesy enough
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)04:23 UTC+1 No.5558121 Report

>>5549149
should have labled pic shoeleather.jpg
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)04:28 UTC+1 No.5558134 Report

>>5557728
>that looks nasty as fuck
better order 4 of them
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)04:41 UTC+1 No.5558168 Report

>>5545865
>started yelling at my mom

literally laughed cause I do the same shit when something I do wrong doesn't work right
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)05:08 UTC+1 No.5558229 Report

>>5545089
Sandra Lee is such a fucking hack. She had to be screwing a producer to get this show, I swear.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)06:23 UTC+1 No.5558354 Report

>>5555825
YOU EAT CATFOOD NOW. THEN YOU KILL
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)08:39 UTC+1 No.5558580 Report

>>5558065
If they had things like proper sexual education and contraceptives, this wouldn't be an issue
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)09:34 UTC+1 No.5558661 Report

>>5549883
>his accent is the same as Simon from Misfits
>even sounds like him
shlicks furiously
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)14:34 UTC+1 No.5558978 Report

>>5545063
fake and very gay.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)15:52 UTC+1 No.5559058 Report

>>5557728
>>5557728
>>5557728
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)16:12 UTC+1 No.5559100 Report

>>5555189
>>5555193
>>5556976
>mfw people here look down the the chip butty and then eat shit like this
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)16:14 UTC+1 No.5559107 Report

>>5559100
>some sort of proteins and veg
>chipp butty is better

pick one and only one bongallah
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)16:23 UTC+1 No.5559122 Report

>>5559100
>mfw people here look down the the chip butty and then eat shit like this

But I like chip butties a lot. Same with crisp butties. Going to England was a true culinary eye-opener
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)16:30 UTC+1 No.5559135 Report

>>5559122
Have you tried the British national dish? The toast sandwich.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)16:32 UTC+1 No.5559138 Report

>>5559135
>The toast sandwich.
I imagined this and lol'd.

...then I just Googled it to see if there would be a funny pic and it turns out this is actually a thing. wow.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)16:36 UTC+1 No.5559149 Report

>>5558580
>>5558065
Dude didnt you learn anything?
They have high amounts of kids coz they need people to tend whatever farmland theyre given. They dont have jobs so they make their own.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)16:41 UTC+1 No.5559158 Report

>>5556917
Wonderful
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)16:53 UTC+1 No.5559184 Report

All of those hilarious MRE shit stories reminds me of the funniest, most awful yet satisfying shit I've ever taken
>be around 10
>family has Christmas on the yacht
>twas the night before Christmas and all through the yacht
>not a creature was stirring, and my bowels could not
>massive fucking cramps because I used to hold my poops in for a few days because it felt good in a weird way
>middle of the night
>IT IS TIME
>sit on toilet that has an opening like 3 inches in diameter, no way this is going to flush when it comes out
>sit for a solid hour before being able to push
>burst into treats, yelling but trying to stifle my blood-curdling screams so I don't wake the parents and scare Santa away
>grunting, pushing, sweating
>shit as wide as my calf muscle slowly starts prairie dogging
>HEAVE
>with the strength of will of a woman in labor who doesn't get pain relievers I squeeze my hardest to eject this soulless lump from my colon
>sounds like someone dropping a cantaloupe into a toilet bowl from a height of 4 feet
>sit on the toilet for another half hour, crying because I felt so much better and was so relieved before I wipe
>it's a ghost no-wipe
>go back to bed, laying on my side because I feel like I was assraped with a baseball bat
>wake up, receive Nintendo GameCube
>tell parents of ungodly Lovecraftian void in the toilet
>it's too big to flush so my dad has to use a bagel knife to cut it up into pieces to make it go down the tiny yacht toilet
>dad throws the knife overboard
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)17:07 UTC+1 No.5559230 Report

>>5559184
>dad has to use a bagel knife to cut it up
what the fuck
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)17:16 UTC+1 No.5559257 Report

>>5559184

a knife

just for bagels
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SENIOR BORRACHO 06/29/14(Sun)17:24 UTC+1 No.5559287 Report

>>5559184
oh god
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)17:29 UTC+1 No.5559300 Report

>>5559184
>it's too big to flush so my dad has to use a bagel knife to cut it up into pieces to make it go down the tiny yacht toilet
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)17:36 UTC+1 No.5559314 Report

>>5559230
>>5559300
in my defense it was one of those boat toilets that had an inner cover that opened and closed every time you flush and when i tried it was like a defective hungry hippo scraping past it each time
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)17:38 UTC+1 No.5559319 Report

>>5559314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5qMbk5mL24
>cmon plob
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)17:56 UTC+1 No.5559357 Report

>>5545140

>PLA rations
>looks like a less-appetizing version of bargain-bin cat food

>Taiwanese rations
>suspicious canned goods

>Japanese rations
>canned rice

who knew rice came in a can
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)17:57 UTC+1 No.5559360 Report

>>5555825

>THIS MEAL FEED PLATOON NOT FOR YOU TO EAT ALONE GREEDY PIG
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)18:03 UTC+1 No.5559368 Report

>>5545213

>huge bowl of soup
>on a plane

Koreans live on the edge, holy shit
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)18:04 UTC+1 No.5559372 Report

>>5545288

>Olive oil & Crack
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)18:07 UTC+1 No.5559379 Report

>>5545833

>halal beef lasagne

lel france confirmed as muslim slave state
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)18:47 UTC+1 No.5559458 Report

>>5545856
Halal means the meat was religiously and humanely butchered.

Sauce: Live near a Halal butchery.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)19:36 UTC+1 No.5559570 Report

>>5547452

>this feed is propa mint innit m8's?
>this isn't chicken and rice blud
>shut the fuck up Jamal
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)19:37 UTC+1 No.5559575 Report

>>5550059

fuck off cunt fruitcake is delicious
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)19:40 UTC+1 No.5559582 Report

>>5550059

>hasn't enjoyed a bit of nice warm fruitcake with custard or brandy cream on a cold night
>doesn't find fruitcake in general delicious
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)19:49 UTC+1 No.5559604 Report

>>5555152

looks basically exactly how I expected it to look
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)19:52 UTC+1 No.5559611 Report

>>5559184
>>dad throws the knife overboard

I fucking lost it there, that image of an irate father hurling a shitty bread knife into the ocean, 11/10
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frumpadario 06/29/14(Sun)20:09 UTC+1 No.5559651 Report

>>5555825
it looks like the slop they eat in the matrix movie
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)20:46 UTC+1 No.5559735 Report

>>5557173
You.
Yes, you!
You can come and marry my sister.
Or if you have a sister older than 18, then let's do a double date.
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)00:23 UTC+1 No.5560352 Report

>>5545224
>>5545663
>>5549446
>>5558076
While I'm not directly involved with United, my mother has worked for Continental (now defunct, as it was absorbed by United in recent years) since before I was born.

That photo they show for United is incorrect. It simply does not exist anymore - and I fucking hate United for it.

Basically on flights ~2-3 long scheduled sometime around lunch or dinner, they'd go through the cabin and give these things out. Really wasn't meant to be anything more than a snack. Usually just a choice between a turkey or tuna sandwich on a little roll, some sort of chocolate, and usually some crackers (this is apart from the salted nuts, which were then replaced by mini-pretzels because muh profits, that are served earlier in the flight).

Fuck it, they were always great. I don't need to eat a fucking three course meal on a plane. Most of the time I'm either trying to sleep or trying to read. That sandwich was the perfect snack for a domestic flight (international flights for Continental used to have full meals even in coach).

If you talk to anyone who worked for Continental and now works for United - they will have a litany of complaints regarding United's shittiness. They're an awful company.

United did away with _any_ free in-flight food shortly after the merger. In first/business you still get free liquor and a full meal (usually pretty good, too), and in coach you still get free sodas (the cups are smaller and it's now rare to have them leave you with the entire can). However, if you want any food at all in coach, you have to purchase shitty pre-packaged 'snacks' that, if I recall, usually float around $8 or so (I've got a copy of Hemispheres somewhere, I'll try to find and give more detail).

No peanuts, no pretzels, nothing.

I've flown on KLM once and they did give out beer and wine in coach without charge. Air France had a great meal in coach when we flew from Paris to Mexico City. They were generally just better.
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)00:39 UTC+1 No.5560385 Report

>>5560352
>mfw I will never see the safety video with all the off-duty pilots and stewardesses that's introduced by Gordon Bethune again

Let me make it clear that I am not a United apologist - they are worse in pretty much every single way compared to Continental.

However, to make my point, that photo is not reasonable, as those other airlines are able to spend more on food and other small conveniences (remember getting pillows and blankets on every-fucking-flight?) because they're less expansive and more focused than United - or any other major American airline for that matter.

Are you going to tell me Air Jamaica or Iran Air has anywhere near the same number of flights - both international and domestic -that United alone has? United is a company and has to make a profit (or at least in the case of airlines, go bankrupt slower than the competition).

They're incomparable.

United has a fleet still several hundred larger than that of British Airways and Lufthansa combined.

Also, it's a thinly veiled and poorly conducted jab at America (hurrr durrr look how much better all these irrelevant countries' airline food is than stupid ol' 'murrica).

pic related is part one of the menu from the Hemispheres magazine.
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)00:40 UTC+1 No.5560390 Report

>>5560385
Ooops, forgot I did a mfw at the beginning.

here's the first page.
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)00:46 UTC+1 No.5560409 Report

>>5560390
Page 2.

It's from April 2011, but there aren't any changes that I'm aware of.

Usually on flights 2.5 hours and less, it's limited to individual snacks and the snack boxes. I've only ever had the cheeseburger once when flying from Chicago back home to Houston.

I had been stuck at the airport all day flying standby, and finally got on the last flight that left at like 11PM, and I'd been there since 9AM. At once, but with having to constantly change gates to try other flights I didn't have time to eat, and most everything in O'Hare is closed by 8PM.

Was pretty meh. And it's just a straight cheeseburger, nothing else with it, for $7.95.
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)00:50 UTC+1 No.5560424 Report

>>5545087
mine never look this bad
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)00:52 UTC+1 No.5560431 Report

>>5545042
Am I the only person who finds these quaint and enjoyable in their own right?

I also enjoy MRE's and prison-tier prepackaged foods for the same reason.

They're like bento for poor people and criminals.

Now if only they could package pic related I'd be all set.
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)01:01 UTC+1 No.5560455 Report

>>5545140
Delicious Chinese mus.

Where can I purchase some?
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)01:10 UTC+1 No.5560484 Report

>>5560431
>They're like bento for poor people and criminals.
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)02:08 UTC+1 No.5560639 Report

>>5559458
>bleeding to death while conscious
>humane
fuck off Mohammed
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)02:30 UTC+1 No.5560679 Report

>>5549626

That looks breddy gud, actually.
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)03:01 UTC+1 No.5560769 Report

>>5545042
I'd eat that shit in like 3 minutes.

>I give 0 fucks
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)03:27 UTC+1 No.5560869 Report

>>5557115
fucking awesome
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