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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)15:37 UTC+1 No.5529617 Report

If it absolutely came down to survival, would you eat a dog?

>you do not know this dog
>he is not your best friend
>he did not do anything for you
>just an innocent dog

>How would you cook the meat?
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)15:38 UTC+1 No.5529620 Report

I wouldn't eat a pug.

Disgusting creatures
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)15:38 UTC+1 No.5529621 Report

I'd eat my own dogs if I had to.
I'd braise them or smoke em.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)15:40 UTC+1 No.5529622 Report

How would you kill em?
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)15:41 UTC+1 No.5529624 Report

.22 behind ear. Dead right there.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)15:48 UTC+1 No.5529630 Report

I would eat dog if I was just hungry. My dad ate dog in Korea once. He said it tasted like rabbit.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)15:51 UTC+1 No.5529632 Report

>would you eat a dog?
I would eat dog even if it weren't a matter of survival. I'd just like to try it. I understand how some people have a prejudice against meat from specific animals because they feel a particular bond with them, like dogs, cats, horses, rabbits, dolphins, whales or camels. I don't have any such prejudices.

How would I cook it? I'd probably look at how it cooked in places where it's traditionally eaten, and cook it that way.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)16:02 UTC+1 No.5529646 Report

You have to face the facts. The Theory of Evolution ultimately means that ALL life on this planet is related. Yes, you are related to Hitler. What it also means is that every bite of every meal you have ever eaten was a bite of a relative. Plants and vegetables included. So, now you know what hypocrites vegetarians are.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)16:05 UTC+1 No.5529650 Report

what vegetarians reason for not eating meat is "were like siblings its not right"?
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)16:10 UTC+1 No.5529656 Report

I'd eat a baby if my life depended on it
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)16:10 UTC+1 No.5529657 Report

Absolutely. I don't even like dogs. Don't dislike them, but feel nothing toward them. Same as any other critter.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)16:12 UTC+1 No.5529659 Report


Stop talking. Forever. You're why it's impossible to drag people away from creationism. You're not fucking "related" unless you also think the stars your atoms came from are your long dead ancestors.

How about eating is the act of taking something alive and shoving it down your gullet to sustain your own life? Much simpler and less fucking retarded.

Answer for OP is fried, because what isn't good battered and deep-fried? Then soup for the bones. Nothing goes to waste.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)16:13 UTC+1 No.5529662 Report

They usually spout the excuse that they do not want to eat anything that has a face. As if that is not a lame excuse.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)16:32 UTC+1 No.5529689 Report

I'd like to think my two dogs wouldn't eat me to survive but I'm not 100% confident.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)16:34 UTC+1 No.5529693 Report

calm down bb smoke a bit and have some sagan
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)16:48 UTC+1 No.5529706 Report

If it came down to absolute survival, any sane person would eat that dog. The dog is going to take/scare any other food you'd otherwise be able to find or possibly, eventually make a meal out of you; depending on the breed.

In the scenario presented, cooking would most likely be done over an open flame.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)16:51 UTC+1 No.5529709 Report

>If it absolutely came down to survival, would you eat a dog?

Of course. I'd be willing to try dog even if it wasn't a survival situation, just as long as it wasn't anyone's pet.

>>how cook
Well, admittedly I have no idea how to cook dog, but I would assume like any other mammal, different cuts have different properties with respect to tenderness and fat content. In a survival situation I probably wouldn't have the luxury of doing anything fancy, so probably something that has a long cooking time to ensure safety--like a stew--deally with some strong seasonings since predatory animals generally don't taste very good.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)17:00 UTC+1 No.5529725 Report

I think i would rather eat grains, fruits and roots, than having to kill a dog abd doing all the dismember business and all that feeling would make me puke all my collected roots and fruits and everything would be even worse
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)17:19 UTC+1 No.5529745 Report

Dogs were bred to be walking meals and warm sleeping companions for stone age hunters.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)17:22 UTC+1 No.5529750 Report

I'd eat it after it died of starvation.

Before that point, if I was really that hard-up and my situation so hopeless, the joy its company brings when I'm literally dying myself too means more than filling my stomach.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)17:24 UTC+1 No.5529754 Report


Many cats and dogs would eat their owner if they were dead. A dog wouldn't kill its owner if it was starving though.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)17:29 UTC+1 No.5529764 Report


Dogs are wired to think of (accepted) owners as pack members.

Probably would scavenge your carcass after your death when it was on the verge of death itself though.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)19:23 UTC+1 No.5530107 Report

Yes. No need of survival condition, I'd eat human if I could, just by curiosity.

Not everybody is sane, I know people who would rather die.
Let me greentext something I heard in a bar after talking bestiality with a chick (no wonders why I'm single with these flirting methods.)
>I love animals.
>I'm a veterinary because I love animals.
>Yesterday I had to put down an entire litter of puppies.
>They were so cute
>Their eyes were asking me why? "Why are you killing me?"
>My life sucks hard.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)19:26 UTC+1 No.5530117 Report


>I understand how some people have a prejudice against meat from specific animals because they feel a particular bond with them,

Yeah, like humans. "Hurr durr, it's immoral to kill and eat other people." Fucking vegan faggots. If humans weren't meant to be eaten, why are they made of meat?
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)19:30 UTC+1 No.5530127 Report

I'm with you on this one. I wouldn't eat whales though, too few specimens left.
I'd eat free range human meat, but only if it followed a rigid healthy diet. With all that junk food we eat most humans would taste like shit.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)19:33 UTC+1 No.5530136 Report

Because humans are above animals.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)19:33 UTC+1 No.5530137 Report

If it was dying of starvation it would eat you
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)19:34 UTC+1 No.5530138 Report

A lot of times dogs aren't even on e verge of death before they start eating their owner.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)19:34 UTC+1 No.5530142 Report


Some humans are above other humans
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)19:49 UTC+1 No.5530173 Report

Some animals are above some humans.
I'd eat human stuffed dog
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)20:23 UTC+1 No.5530268 Report

I would eat a dog, even if I wasn't dying. But only if I knew for sure that none of my friends and family would find out. Like, if I went to China and found a (clean) restaurant that served dog, I would order a dog dish on purpose just to taste it because I've never had it.

So, of course it goes without saying that in a survival situation I would absolutely eat a dog. I would kill it in the quickest way possible with the tools I have at hand to ensure the least amount of suffering. As far as how I'd cook it, that would once again be influenced by what I have on hand--in a perfect world I'd braise it because that is a God-tier cooking method but since this is a survival situation I'm guessing I don't have chicken stock or wine, nor any vegetables like carrots and onions, nor my braising pot nor an actual oven.

If I have nothing at all, then I would kill it with a rock, then use a sharp rock to cut through the skin then peel the skin off with my bare hands, and pull the guts out with my hand. Then I'd build a fire and just heat it over an open flame.

If I have a pot and some clean water available to me, maybe I'd boil it instead.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)20:26 UTC+1 No.5530272 Report

If it absolutely came down to survival, I'd eat just about anything.
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)20:28 UTC+1 No.5530278 Report

>and pull the guts out with my hand
>not using your dick
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)20:28 UTC+1 No.5530280 Report

You said the dog is innocent, so it's not feral or planning on attacking me, right? I'd befriend it and use it to hunt. Dog would be gamey anyway, and there wouldn't be a ton of meat, why kill it for one meal when I can use it to hunt ducks, rabbits, squirrels etc and eat many meals?
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)20:34 UTC+1 No.5530289 Report


holy shit dwight schrute everyone
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)21:36 UTC+1 No.5530423 Report


Who said there was anything else around for you to hunt?
Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)22:26 UTC+1 No.5530525 Report

Yeah I'd like to try properly prepared dog just out of curiosity. I can't imagine a starving dog OP's situation tasting any good.

But yeah, I'd do it if it meant my own survival. I don't care how hardcore vegan or PETA you think yourself to be, in a life or death situation, your instincts kick in. That is just reality.
Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)10:05 UTC+1 No.5532237 Report

Why is this limited to "survival"? Dogs are tasty.

Obligatory but too limited:
Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)10:07 UTC+1 No.5532241 Report

How much peanut butter is involved?
Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)10:23 UTC+1 No.5532268 Report

I would probably eat a dog. However, your average pet dog is likely not a that great source of food, seeing how much breeding had to be done to get a bunch of "edible" meat out of, say cows or pigs.

Then again, I would also eat human meat.
Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)19:15 UTC+1 No.5532967 Report

Does anyone else think it's weird that some people just want to eat every type of living thing they can get their mitts on just to try it? Like fuck, there is so much else in life to do or eat that doesn't require killing someone/thing, if you really need that much variety in your life.

As for OP, no I would not eat the dog. One, if I was starving then eating meat would probably just fuck up my stomach (see: Concentration camp survivors). Two, if the dog way the *only* thing to eat, like ever, they it would sustain me for how much longer? A week? Then I die a week later and the dog died for nothing. I'd rather keep it for companionship and then the dog can scavenge my body or whatever after I die.
Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)19:31 UTC+1 No.5533010 Report

I wouldn't mind killing and eating a chihuahua.
I think I'd actually enjoy it.

I'd probably just choke it to death then roast it whole.
Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)19:34 UTC+1 No.5533012 Report

>there is so much else in life to do or eat that doesn't require killing someone/thing
True, but death is particularly tasty.
Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)19:51 UTC+1 No.5533041 Report

It probably has something to do with eating being one of the basic biological activities for any heterotroph, and thus encoded to be both a pleasurable and wide-ranging endeavor. And on the point of food you'd eat being "wasted" due to your eventual death, why not just cease eating right now? You don't entertain delusions of immortality do you?
Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)20:37 UTC+1 No.5533160 Report

I don't know, I probably would if the only alternative was starving to death. I'd feel horrible about it, dogs are the best.
Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)20:41 UTC+1 No.5533167 Report



Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)20:42 UTC+1 No.5533168 Report

but pugs where bread TO be eaten.
Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)20:46 UTC+1 No.5533180 Report

>>you're not related
listed dumbfuck thats the actual science., the reason you cant drag people away from creationism is beacause humans want to be special and creationism gives them that special purpose. throw in a heaping helping of investment in one particular idea that people dont want to abandon and you get religion and pretty much every other world view you could get invested in.

you dont know anything about evolution, nor apperantly human psychology.
Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)09:37 UTC+1 No.5534830 Report

>roast it whole
Onna stick. Everything tastes better when it's onna stick.
Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)09:49 UTC+1 No.5534838 Report

This. I want to try it just to see what it's like. Same reason I'd eat any unfamiliar kind of food. What's so fucking special about dog that it's somehow untouchable? Do you have religious reasons like the Hindus and cows? No? You're just a fucking pussy who thinks some animals are "THHHOOOO ADOOOWABWWWWLE" and untouchable because, well, vague and irrational feelings. Great.
Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)09:57 UTC+1 No.5534841 Report

>I would like to try it just because I can
There is a reason most people prefer other animals (cattle, chicken, piggly wigglys) over some animals like dog, horse, cat. Eating a dog or some other domesticated animal doesn't make you a special snowflake or make you more interesting.
Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)10:09 UTC+1 No.5534850 Report

I wouldn't be able to kill it.

If someone killed it and cut out meat chunks, then yes.
Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)10:15 UTC+1 No.5534854 Report

>If it absolutely came down to survival, would you eat
Didn't read the rest. Answer is yes.
Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)10:21 UTC+1 No.5534858 Report

>You're just a fucking pussy who thinks some animals are "THHHOOOO ADOOOWABWWWWLE"

Once you say things like this, some people will realize you're some kind of angsty faggot and might not want to talk to you. I could just say


and try to make it seem like your viewpoint is wrong, but I understand that doing so makes me a cunt. You didn't.
Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)10:23 UTC+1 No.5534861 Report

Yes. I'd eat a person too as a last resort.
Anonymous 06/21/14(Sat)10:30 UTC+1 No.5534871 Report

I'm in China right now and I plan on tryig out dog. I've heard that they think it's bad for your qi during the summer though so it might not be as easy to find. I'm here for a year, so I'm sure I'll be able to have plenty over the winter.
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