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Demon Daze 06/06/14(Fri)19:49 UTC+1 No.5496466 Report

daym right bitches, Guy Fiery Flavortown Roasts Keurig™ cartridges.

I just saw his face in the fucking flyer and it made my day.

The only thing that belongs on the shelves.
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:51 UTC+1 No.5496472 Report

That kiddy diddler looking douche has a lot of balls wearing a chef's coat.
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:53 UTC+1 No.5496473 Report

Someone has to go buy these and find out how bad they are.
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:58 UTC+1 No.5496485 Report

>>5496473
you already know theyre shitty since its a keurig cartridge
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:16 UTC+1 No.5496533 Report

>>5496472
That's not a chef's coat. That's a faggot christopher street condom that heads him on to flavortown.
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:41 UTC+1 No.5496603 Report

>>5496466
His facial hair triggers my autism
Like it's a goatee but it's also a fu-manchu thing dyed a different color.
What possess a man to such a thing?
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:42 UTC+1 No.5496610 Report

>>5496603
Look at the expression on his face and ask your question again.
>>5496485
you take that back
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:42 UTC+1 No.5496612 Report

>>5496603
if anyone here has read Niven it kind of reminds me of a Wunderlander beard
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:48 UTC+1 No.5496627 Report

Wow where can I get this?? There's a keurig at work and I would love to take all of my coworkers to flavor town
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ETHANOL 06/06/14(Fri)21:02 UTC+1 No.5496674 Report

>Flavortown Roasts

Fucking hell, I'm not even suprised anymore but mother fucking hell. Anyone notice on all his products the picture of his ugly mug is always way bigger than the picture of the actual food?

>>5496627
lol. I'm getting this as a shitty birthday gift for a friend, we've got a tradition of buying each other intentionally awful presents.
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Demon Daze 06/06/14(Fri)21:06 UTC+1 No.5496680 Report

Guy Fiery: more real than Alton Brown.

Fuck Alton Brown, Guy Fiery is our new Obama.
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:09 UTC+1 No.5496684 Report

Is this coffee? I thought it would be instant soup stock or au jus.
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:09 UTC+1 No.5496685 Report

I'd gladly do my best to out-douche him if I was going to make a fraction of what he does.

>>5496674

going to do this too, I do the same thing with one of my friends
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ETHANOL 06/06/14(Fri)21:17 UTC+1 No.5496704 Report

>>5496684
>instant soup

Please let them make Guy Fieri brand Flavortown instant ramen.
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:22 UTC+1 No.5496718 Report

>>5496704
>>5496684
they are coffee cups
there are special machines needed to use it
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:29 UTC+1 No.5496725 Report

>>5496718
That's fucking stupid, then. Flavortown Roasts sounds more like some sandwich and soup shop, not coffee.
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:44 UTC+1 No.5497092 Report

Obligatory.
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:50 UTC+1 No.5497112 Report

I like how the patch on his arm has been shooped on so as to appear perfectly rightside up.
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:53 UTC+1 No.5497119 Report

Guy Fieri's Flavortown Roasts Are Everything That's Wrong With America

http://huffpost.com/us/entry/4702712

Really an awful, nearly content-free article (typical HuffPo) but I love the headline.
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:57 UTC+1 No.5497123 Report

>Guy Fieri is an even worse Hulk Hogan
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:57 UTC+1 No.5497124 Report

"Really good coffee’s always been super important to me. It’s gotta be the real deal with big bold flavors,” said Fieri in a prepared statement. “Over the past year, I’ve been working with an awesome team of coffee nuts to create a killer line that’s ready to rock! My fans are going to dig the huge taste, big aroma and funky flavors in my brand new collection.”

Guy Fieri’s Flavortown Roasts is available in eight different flavors. Those flavors are:

>Bananas Foster: Sweet banana, caramelized sugar and cinnamon flavors — brings me back to my days as a flambé captain!
>Caramel Apple Bread Pudding: All the flavor from my righteous Caramel Apple Bread Pudding stuffed into your mug.
>Chocolate Mint: The rich and creamy taste of chocolate and cool, fresh mint is perfect any time of year.
>Guy’s American Diner Blend: One thing you know about a diner is that they've got a great cup o' joe...so here you go!
>Hazelnut Cinnamon Roll: Toasted hazelnut and big cinnamon flavors make this brew dessert in a mug.
>Hot Fudge Brownie: My chocolate on chocolate Hot Fudge Brownie coffee comes to you straight from Flavortown!
>Redwood Roast: Big, bold and strong like the mighty redwoods, this French roast will get your enginestarted.
>Unleaded Decaf: Full of rich medium roast flavor, just packin' a little less horsepower.
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:58 UTC+1 No.5497131 Report

>>5497124
Should I go out and buy a sampler pack and try them all for /ck/?
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:59 UTC+1 No.5497133 Report

>>5497131
>directly putting money into the pocket of Guy Fieri
I'll kill you
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:02 UTC+1 No.5497141 Report

>>5497124
some of these sound decent but since theyre keurig they'll be shit regardless
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:03 UTC+1 No.5497146 Report

>>5497133
I hate him so much, but I want to do it so I can say they're awful.
>>5497141
u wot m8
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:04 UTC+1 No.5497147 Report

>box has 12 K-cups
>K-cups usually come in boxes of 18

Blow me, Guy Fairy.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:05 UTC+1 No.5497149 Report

>>5497147
>not Gay Fairy
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:06 UTC+1 No.5497151 Report

>>5497149

I was just making fun of how he fakes the spelling and pronunciation of his last name when it's actually plain old Ferry.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:42 UTC+1 No.5497226 Report

>>5496680
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:43 UTC+1 No.5497228 Report

>>5497151
He's been also pronouncing his fake name differently. When he first came out it was "fee airy" now it's "fee eddy". Make up your mind on how to say it.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:43 UTC+1 No.5497229 Report

>>5497124
>Caramel Apple Bread Pudding: All the flavor from my righteous Caramel Apple Bread Pudding stuffed into your mug.
T.t..thanks Guy
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)06:22 UTC+1 No.5498286 Report

>>5497229
You can stuff it in your mug, Guy!
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Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)01:57 UTC+1 No.5500327 Report

I just came in to say that is BY FAR the most homosex chef white/jacket i've ever seen.
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Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)03:11 UTC+1 No.5500528 Report

>>5497124
no.... what the fuck... working with coffee nuts to make really good coffee that doesn't taste like coffee? Why the fuck would you drink this shit
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Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)08:38 UTC+1 No.5501387 Report

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>>5500528

Look at all these faggots shitposting in a Guy thread? Really faggots? Guy is the best chef out there by far. You fucks may think I'm trolling, but I would give my life to Guy, I would take a bullet for Guy, he's the fucking mayor of Flavortown. You neckbeards wish you had the swag and genius of Guy.
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