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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:29 UTC+1 No.5496416 Report

>preparing some vegetables to throw in with my shitty instant ramen noodles
>parents have company
>they start talking in the kitchen
>right in font of the stove and cupboard where the pans are kept
>stare at my finished cutting board waiting for them to leave
>5 minutes past and im still staring at my knife and they havent moved
>run upstairs and post this

I just left the vegetables sitting there.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:30 UTC+1 No.5496417 Report

why cant you just cook with them in there?
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:32 UTC+1 No.5496423 Report

I don't why this funny but it is.

OP will be in the news soon for killing parents.
"They wouldn't let me make my ramen,"
Smith the CIA Agent 06/06/14(Fri)19:35 UTC+1 No.5496430 Report

Jesus F. Christ, learn to say "Excuse me" and have them move.

I don't even get why you have to cook instant ramen when you have so much spaghetti flowing out of your pockets.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:35 UTC+1 No.5496431 Report

so slenderman told me to kill them
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:44 UTC+1 No.5496455 Report

Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:50 UTC+1 No.5496469 Report


They were discussing a recently deceased person and I didnt want to interrupt.

I felt bad all the while i was making loud sizzling noises
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)19:57 UTC+1 No.5496482 Report

>I felt bad all the while i was making loud sizzling noises

you were chopping vegetables?!?!?!?!?!??!

Parents are as good as dead.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:01 UTC+1 No.5496487 Report

Why don't you eat with everyone else?
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:13 UTC+1 No.5496521 Report


Because I wouldnt have anything to say
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:19 UTC+1 No.5496543 Report

yep it's going to happen
probably will kill the family's pets first
then Mommy then Daddy
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:20 UTC+1 No.5496549 Report

Couldn't you cook the vegetables in the hot water?
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:25 UTC+1 No.5496556 Report

To your own family and their friends? Levels of autism that have never before been reached.
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:26 UTC+1 No.5496559 Report


I wouldn't ever want to kill anyone unless the person in question was in a position to kill others.


i just fry the mushrooms and precooked meat in butter and then add to the noodles when theyre halfway done, the onion is added at the end

its not a meal or recipe or anything i was just too lazy to cook something and its all I had
Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)20:44 UTC+1 No.5496615 Report

Sick burn
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)05:00 UTC+1 No.5497972 Report

>living with parents.

maybe that's the bigger problem
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)05:04 UTC+1 No.5498000 Report

>Chopped vegetables
>Loud sizzling noises

Bro I think you're doing something wrong.
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)05:08 UTC+1 No.5498014 Report

Fetal position, cover you ears, scream and kick your legs. Works every time.
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)05:45 UTC+1 No.5498169 Report

Use your words you passive aggressive herb.

You make me sick.
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