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Warty's intervention
Warty's intervention Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:08 UTC+1 No.634463 Report

Meet warty. He's an annoying fuck... A few of our friends decide to put together an intervention to demonstrate that he's an annoying dick and that we need him gone.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:12 UTC+1 No.634465 Report

>>634463
blah blah blah... banana skin, duct tape, reapplying crazy glue, etc...

Honestly, i have tried them all, and the easiest, surefire way is to blister it off. Got some spare cash and a bit of a pussy? Get one of the kits(~$15?) that use CO2. Cheap, and wanna do it without buying any BS? Sterilize the area with alcohol, and heat up a a piece of clean metal thats about the diameter of the mole, and use that to burn yourself.

Of, try one of the earlier mentioned home remedies that take 2+ weeks, and make you look like a fool with a banana peel wrapped around your finger.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:13 UTC+1 No.634466 Report

Warty is a big guy.

As you can see here... That is why I invited iodine, alcohol, knife, cigarette lighter, paper towel, and dissection scissors.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:15 UTC+1 No.634468 Report

knife got angry at warty and decided to stab or slice him off... I don't remember which.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:16 UTC+1 No.634471 Report

Warty started to cry like a pansy.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:18 UTC+1 No.634472 Report

knife felt proud for making warty cry though.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:19 UTC+1 No.634475 Report

Warty just kept on crying
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:21 UTC+1 No.634476 Report

So I gave him a tissue to wipe them tears away
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:23 UTC+1 No.634477 Report

Warty still kept on crying until scissor said something sweet to him....
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:25 UTC+1 No.634479 Report

Then scissor proceeded to lop off half of warty in one snip
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:26 UTC+1 No.634480 Report

here the three are hanging out and being friends. Note that warty is still a pansy.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:28 UTC+1 No.634482 Report

knife felt dirty for some reason and decided to shower.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:30 UTC+1 No.634483 Report

After the shower... knife wanted to give warty a hug.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:33 UTC+1 No.634484 Report

Iodine decided to shower warty with love.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:37 UTC+1 No.634488 Report

I don't remember when steak knife came in but he was welcome too.

but check it out! Blood and iodine canoodling.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:41 UTC+1 No.634491 Report

Then scissor started to smile because everyone is getting along....


And that is pretty much it for my DIY visual art of removing a wart with colourful commentary. I didn't take pictures of bandaging up or how it looked after I was finished.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:44 UTC+1 No.634493 Report

>>634483
yeah, its just gonna grow back. Warts are viral, that grow many layers deep. You pretty much need to destroy a few layers of skin, practically to the nerve, to kill a wart. Thats why the proper way involves suffocating the area, or blistering... because mechanically removing all the 'infected'(i know, not the right term since its viral) area would leave a big crater, and would be to big a shock for your body to repair properly.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:46 UTC+1 No.634495 Report

>>634493
op here

Yup, this is the fourth time i have done this.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:49 UTC+1 No.634496 Report

>>634493
Big shock? I kept cutting off a wart I had when I was younger and never grew back after the third try.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)13:18 UTC+1 No.634674 Report

OH WOW, SO I SHOULD JUST SLICE MY FINGERS UP INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE STORE AND GETTING WART REMOVER, WHICH DOESNT INVOLVE CUTTING UP LIKE AN EMO BITCH. YOU CAN FREEZE THEM OFF WITH PRODUCTS OVER THE COUNTER.

jesus fuck people why do you let trolls fucking troll you like this.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)15:48 UTC+1 No.634736 Report

>>634495
>Yup, this is the fourth time i have done this.

So not only are you dumb, you've been dumb 4 times and keep being dumb, to the point that you're now proud enough of your dumb to shitpost about it?
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)16:59 UTC+1 No.634758 Report

>>634496
Same here.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)17:04 UTC+1 No.634759 Report

>>634496
>>634758
Yeah, i guess if you localize enough trauma to the area, your body's immune system will kick into hyperdrive and flush the area with white blood cells which may eventually kill off the virus... But why do that and spend weeks/months in discomfort(plus scarring, and other infection) when dealing with it properly will only give minor discomfort?
I'm not saying go out and spend $20 on a wart kit, or go to a clinic that charges you $150 for an off-the-street visit... Do this shit at home if you want, just do it properly... Blister it with extreme heat or extreme cold.
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)17:29 UTC+1 No.634769 Report

OP, dont let the detractors get to you. dont let them call you emo or whatever. cutting off warts is fun.

keep at it and update us!
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Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)18:22 UTC+1 No.634784 Report

>>634493
>>634496
I kept cutting a wart off when I was younger and it kept getting bigger. I think I was just breaking skin around it and allowing the virus to spread.

On the other hand, I have a memory of a wart on my hand which I bit off and spit out a car window and it never came back.
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Anonymous 05/07/14(Wed)06:40 UTC+1 No.635075 Report

>>634736
Sounds like someone is on their period... those tampons must making you extra grumpy.

I have done it properly before and it grew back. I don't know where you get your shit info, but even removing it properly still can grow back.

I made a choice to cut it off because I don't find it discomforting nor do I mind scaring. I have done it before with no ill effects and I am not a pussy to cut myself for the sake of removing something damaging.

Infection? I never had a infection from stitching myself or from other wounds that I have suffered while growing up because I properly know how to prevent that.

I am trained anatomy assistant and a former mortician. I know my way around flesh and stitching. I am familiar with medical procedures on removing growths and how to sterilise equipment.

You just have a stick up your arse and you just felt like talking down to someone on the internet. My advice is to shut the fuck up, sit down, and enjoy the visuals. Or else I will ram that stick harder and deeper into you to make you shut up.

>>634759
^that goes the same to you. Unless you are the same fucktard.

Also, the immune system does not destroy the virus. In order to fully remove the wart you either have to remove the infected flesh or exhaust the infected cells by repeatedly removing the infected cells.
>>634769
Update: It has healed and It is growing back. After removing the wart I called the doctor's office to make an appointment. My appointment is in two weeks. The reason for the removal to provide myself some relief from having the thing on my finger until it gets properly dealt with. I had this wart frozen off a month ago but it grew back. I just kept on cutting it off each time it grew back to provide myself relief.
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Anonymous 05/07/14(Wed)07:10 UTC+1 No.635089 Report

I had a wart on the palm of my right hand for a long ass time (probably from too much fapping). The fucker kept coming back bigger after I cut it off multiple times. I was aware of the slow, painless remedies, but the palm of my hand wasn't a place where I could have a piece of garlic or duct tape stuck to all day. So, I killed it with fire. After a shower I cut away as much skin as possible to try and expose the root, and I burnt the shit out of the root with a soldering iron until it smelled like a dirty oven.

Fucking cunt never came back. That was 4 years ago. My friend had the exact same problem, and I told him about the soldering iron. His hasn't come back either.
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Anonymous 05/07/14(Wed)08:48 UTC+1 No.635110 Report

>>634493
Are plantars warts different then this?

I had one on the bottom of my foot that I tried all the remedies to get rid of short of freezing it off. I stepped on something on accident and it bled like a motherfucker but healed up and was gone after 2-3 days.
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Anonymous 05/07/14(Wed)09:24 UTC+1 No.635119 Report

Freezing or burning doesnt always work. I would recommend acid. I think 30% salicylic is typically recommended.

The thing about acid is you can just keep using it till the wart is gone.
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Anonymous 05/07/14(Wed)11:15 UTC+1 No.635142 Report

I once was loading suitcases into my can while suffering from a wart. It got snagged on the handle, and ripped right out. Root to stem, I yucked, threw it on the ground. Not had one since, must have been... I guess 20 years now.
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Anonymous 05/07/14(Wed)12:01 UTC+1 No.635150 Report

I got rid of a wart recently.

I poured myself a hot coffee, then I held my wart against the mug until I couldn't feel the heat anymore. Because I burnt the shit out of my hand, not because the coffee cooled down.

It's gone now. The coffee was average.
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Anonymous 05/07/14(Wed)12:18 UTC+1 No.635155 Report

>>635075
>I have done it properly before and it grew back

So you didn't do it properly then.

>I don't find it discomforting nor do I mind scaring. I have done it before with no ill effects and I am not a pussy
>I am trained anatomy assistant and a former mortician.
>My advice is to shut the fuck up, sit down, and enjoy the visuals. Or else I will ram that stick harder and deeper into you to make you shut up.

Yeah but did you a graduate top of your class in the Navy Seals, been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and have over 300 confirmed kills?
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Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)03:43 UTC+1 No.635533 Report

>>635150
did you drink the coffee afterwards?

>>635155
Properly means done by a doctor, you colourful faggot.

No, but my brother did and he has 359 confirmed kills. He's the best imaginary brother ever!

>>635110
Plantar warts are not different. They are better removed by surgical means. There is this special scoop like instrument used for removal of plantar warts. They pierce the side of the wart and just like a melon baller. Scoop the sucker out.
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Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)04:42 UTC+1 No.635555 Report

>>635533
I always got plantar warts on my fingers, just little fuckers. The doc would use liquid nitrogen to freeze em, but it would never get them all the way out, so I'd go home and gouge them out with a knife, and the combo of the nitrogen and knifey would work.
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Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)05:04 UTC+1 No.635568 Report

I remember a post of a guy who did it successfully by cutting most of it out then burning out the "root" with a soldering iron. The root appeared to be an actual solid thing that kind of chunked out when it was cooked
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Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)06:11 UTC+1 No.635602 Report

>>635075
>I have done it properly before and it grew back
must not have been properly then.
>I made a choice to cut it off because I don't find it discomforting nor do I mind scaring. I have done it before with no ill effects and I am not a pussy to cut myself for the sake of removing something damaging.
hardcore, man.
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Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)08:46 UTC+1 No.635666 Report

>>635555
Quads will do the trick.
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Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)11:23 UTC+1 No.635700 Report

>>635533
Yes, I drank it. It was not great coffee.
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Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)12:41 UTC+1 No.635724 Report

Easy way that worked for me was to soak it in water to soften it up then cut the soft tissue off. Got a soldering iron and used it to burn/cauterize what was left. Was completely gone about a week later.
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Anonymous 05/09/14(Fri)00:49 UTC+1 No.635935 Report

Ive had a wart on my right index for about 3 years. i tried to freeze with store bought crap and melt it with acids. Always came back. So then I heard about apple cider vinegar. Its suppose to take weeks. Fuck that so I sliced it off witha knife and then applied the vinegar to the wound with a cotton ball soaked in the stuff and bandaged it up for a few days. After a while I opened it up and just torn out the rest of it. small hole in my finger. healed up nice.its been over 6 months and no more wart
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Anonymous 05/09/14(Fri)04:12 UTC+1 No.635989 Report

dont forget to pick out the little black "seeds" that are in the bottom. a combo of soaking the cut off wart in hot water, alcohol, or witch hazel plus an exacto knife will do the trick.

man, i love picking out that black shit. its even better than finding a good black head and dealing with that fucker.
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Anonymous 05/09/14(Fri)05:40 UTC+1 No.636008 Report

I had a series of warts between a few of my toes for many years. I went through basic military training and they all disappeared.
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Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)05:15 UTC+1 No.637155 Report

>>635075
3edgy5me

Just because someone think's your wrong doesnt mean you have to be total asshole about it.
>im better and smarter than you so shit the fuck up

>pms

fag
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Anonymous 05/12/14(Mon)10:17 UTC+1 No.637225 Report

>>635555
liquid nitrogen works fairly well. Done several procedures in the clinic and can attest the results are good. Cutting, not so good.
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