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Wooden coffin huruhuru 07/21/14(Mon)18:53 UTC+1 No.670958 Report

Made some. Aren't they awesome?
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Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)19:16 UTC+1 No.670965 Report

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Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)20:21 UTC+1 No.670998 Report

>>670958
Yes they are. Now you just need to acquire some bodies to put inside. Human bodies are expensive so you are best off going DIY for this. The average cemetery won't work as a source because most use concrete vaults, which would prevent you from sneaking off with a fresh body or two after dark, that and most will be gross old people. You're viable options are the homeless and the mobile homeless known as hobos. Hobos are best because they drift in and out of towns and will not be missed. Homeless have a range and though most people won't care or miss them, a few likely will, especially if they have a daily routine such as yelling at a specific park bench daily. Freight yards will be your place to begin hobo tracking, follow them from a distance to locate where the congregate when they're not riding the rails. Look around you, they will often leave symbol markings designating places to frequent and places to avoid. And at this point I wonder how many of you kept reading to see if this was serious.
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Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)21:09 UTC+1 No.671016 Report

>>670958
Pretty good. Any tips for someone making similar boxes with similar angles and only using glue and tons of clamps and rubber bands to hold it together until dried?
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Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)15:33 UTC+1 No.671430 Report

>>670958
>>670958
they look small
is that a piece of paper behind?

>you could make a funeral reception for your sister's dolls
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Anonymous 07/23/14(Wed)08:29 UTC+1 No.671922 Report

>>670998
Continue sir...
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Anonymous 07/23/14(Wed)17:58 UTC+1 No.672076 Report

>>670998
>find an attractive hobo, >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastination
>free realdoll
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Anonymous 07/23/14(Wed)18:25 UTC+1 No.672081 Report

>>670998
>And at this point I wonder how many of you kept reading to see if this was serious.

I kept reading to be entertained. Which I was. Please continue, I'll be lurking. I want to hear your tales of hobo hunting prowess.
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