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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)05:50 UTC+1 No.21918164 Report

Let's get a crazy soccer mom thread going.

I banana see your best stories.
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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)05:57 UTC+1 No.21918236 Report

Coming up: 99% lies.
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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)06:02 UTC+1 No.21918303 Report

>>21918236
DONT CARE
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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)06:07 UTC+1 No.21918361 Report
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>be kid>play inna side...
>be kid
>play inna side yard with little bro
>we are dressed in camo and totin' toy firearms
>trying to emulate the old TV show "Tour of Duty"
> we lay under trees and hide behind bushes and pretend to ambush vehicles and pedestrians as the go by the apartment
>wear headbands because John J. RAMBO
>we destroy every enemy vehicle in our AO for about 30min
> soccer mom comes waddling down the sidewalk on her way to cuntville
>we set up ambush when we see our primary target approching
>lay in wait
>soccer mom is suddenly startled by a plastic grenade landing at her feet
>ambusgh ensues
>I fired about 19 rounds from my toy 1903A3 Springfield, working the bolt
>bro fires 6000000 rounds from his toy sks
>cease fire
>soccer mum asks my bro if he "wants to go to jail"
>bro reloads and empties his endless 600000 magazine again
>do you want to go to jail little boy?
>bro responds "I'm the predator and you're the prey"
>sides malfunctioned, sending soccermum into cunt mode
mfw my bro is a huge no-gunz lib faggot
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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)06:08 UTC+1 No.21918378 Report

>about a year ago, I was out in public CCing
>I must have imprinted when this suburbanite woman came up to me
>She was angry as fuck and started yelling at me
>said I missed our son scoring a goal at his soccer game
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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)06:10 UTC+1 No.21918385 Report

>>21918361
>"I'm the predator and you're the prey"
I approve.
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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)06:10 UTC+1 No.21918387 Report

See gun
Freak out call cops
I have a kill license
Cop comes
Arrest crazy soccer mom
Me and cop are bros
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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)07:15 UTC+1 No.21919028 Report
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>be me>conceal...
>be me
>conceal carry
>nobody sees
>nobody knows
>nobody cares

life is hard.
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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)07:19 UTC+1 No.21919053 Report
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>>21918361
>>21918361
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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)07:26 UTC+1 No.21919108 Report

>>21918164
Gun related, person didn't report it due to guns but happened recently
> Living innasuburbia
> Using welder in garage to reweld a pair of SG43 receivers with door open for ventilation
> Taking a smoke break
> Cop car pulls up on street
> Cop gets out asks "we had a complaint about some suspicious behavior"
> Inquire
> Cop: "someone reported bright lights and odd smoke coming from your garage. they told the dispatcher it might be a drug lab"
> mention I was welding
> Cop and I laugh about the fact a welder would be the last thing you'd want around a meth lab
> I know all my neighbors, except one family that moved from california recently
> that night, put a note in their mailbox that said "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS" in newspaper cutout

Still don't know them, no one on in the neighborhood does. I guess people in California never actually talk to their neighbors or if they have a problem only deal with them via passive aggressive means.
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