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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:42 UTC+1 No.22152003 Report

So I have an $80 amazon gift card. What /k/ related things could I buy?
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:43 UTC+1 No.22152015 Report

>>22152003
dragon dildos.
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TooOldToBeHere 07/28/14(Mon)22:44 UTC+1 No.22152020 Report

>>22152003
http://www.amazon.com/German-Bundeswehr-Flecktarn-Parka-70-74/dp/B00LUVS00U/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1406583838&sr=8-6&keywords=german+flecktarn
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:45 UTC+1 No.22152036 Report

$80 worth of slim jims
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:46 UTC+1 No.22152060 Report

>>22152036
That sadly is not that many. ~150
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:48 UTC+1 No.22152087 Report

Sawyer water filters
UV-5R so you can into comms
Magpul stuff
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:49 UTC+1 No.22152094 Report

>>22152003

Get some Sugar Free Haribo Gummi Bears in the 5lb Bag. You'll be glad you did.
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Bears-Sugar-Free/dp/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/184-7609098-3204658

Make sure you check out the comments,
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Bears-Sugar-Free/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:49 UTC+1 No.22152098 Report

>>22152003
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=mora
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:50 UTC+1 No.22152117 Report

What do you need?

A good knife is always handy, maybe a stone to maintain the ones you have already
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:52 UTC+1 No.22152146 Report

>>22152060
actually it's about 450 if you buy in volume
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:52 UTC+1 No.22152148 Report

>>22152087
Oh and Moras.
Great little knives for semi-disposable purposes.
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:52 UTC+1 No.22152150 Report

>>22152117
thats the thing, I dont really need anything, I mostly just want to see what the coolest thing or things i could buy is.
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:53 UTC+1 No.22152159 Report

>>22152003

pressure cooker and fireworks but you didn't hear that from me
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:54 UTC+1 No.22152176 Report

>>22152159
Nice try FBI
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TooOldToBeHere 07/28/14(Mon)22:54 UTC+1 No.22152181 Report

>>22152150
http://www.amazon.com/German-Steel-Helmet--Stahlhelm-M1935/dp/B0036HJGMW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406584451&sr=8-1&keywords=german+helmet
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:55 UTC+1 No.22152186 Report

>>22152003
Got a car?
Get a ResQMe tool, they're about $10 when on sale and pretty good in case of emergency. Seatbelt ripper, glass breaker, and fits on a keychain making it a good little thing in case of emergencies.
Maybe not the most /k/ thing in the world, but hey, not being dead in a car because you couldn't escape and burned or drowned would suck.
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:55 UTC+1 No.22152196 Report

>>22152003
Get a fucking Benchmade Griptian.
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:55 UTC+1 No.22152198 Report

>>22152003

You're a growing faggot like the rest of us.

Be a man and buy some meat.

http://www.amazon.com/CMMG-Tactical-Cooked-Bacon-9-Ounce/dp/B003RC5FQ2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406584474&sr=8-1&keywords=Tactical+bacon
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:55 UTC+1 No.22152199 Report

>>22152015
In all seriousness though get like a multitool or something.
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:56 UTC+1 No.22152206 Report

>>22152094
Wash?
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:56 UTC+1 No.22152211 Report

>>22152198

this
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:58 UTC+1 No.22152229 Report

>>22152196

+1
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)22:59 UTC+1 No.22152248 Report

>>22152206

Yes, usually every day, with soap and everything, but that isn't important right now.
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)23:01 UTC+1 No.22152272 Report

If you're a tall guy that has a nugget, get a buttpad thing for it, it makes the length of pull nicer. It's ugly, but makes shooting a nugget much nicer and easier cause you get a better sight picture.
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)23:01 UTC+1 No.22152277 Report

>>22152198
In what sense is this bacon tactical?
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)23:02 UTC+1 No.22152294 Report

>>22152277

The can is black and it has a lid thing that goes up.
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)23:03 UTC+1 No.22152302 Report

>>22152277
well its black, and it says its tactical. so i think that's settled.
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)23:06 UTC+1 No.22152333 Report

You can buy small amounts of uranium on amazon.

> be me walking home
> basketball american appears
> gimme muthafucking money outcha fuckin pocket
> reach in my back pocket
> pull out tin of uranium with a radioactive symbol
> THIS IS RADIOACTIVE URANIUM. DROP THE GUN OR WE ALL DIE
> collect hipoint with 1 snapcap
> basketball american tells his posse about his encounter with a mad scientist
> crime stops
> media figures out it was blacks all along
> hughes ammendment repealed
> suppressors/sbr allowed sans stamp
> constitutional carry everywhere
> liberal tears form a new ocean between us and california, and they drift away into the pacific.
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)23:06 UTC+1 No.22152339 Report

>>22152294
They should put rails on the can.
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)23:08 UTC+1 No.22152365 Report

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00LH4VIUO/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1406585253&sr=8-1


Build a fort with them.
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)23:09 UTC+1 No.22152377 Report

>>22152333

I'd buy that man a beer.
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)23:09 UTC+1 No.22152378 Report

>>22152333
how much do you think i could buy before I'm visited by some suits?
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)23:10 UTC+1 No.22152398 Report

>>22152378
>how much do you think i could buy before I'm visited by some suits?

here you go
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)23:11 UTC+1 No.22152409 Report

>>22152339

A rail for a tactical handle. The can, once empty, can then be used as a mug.

But wait there's more! Change out the handle for a vertical fore-grip and it becomes a makeshift mallet!
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Anonymous 07/28/14(Mon)23:12 UTC+1 No.22152429 Report

>>22152378
For $80...

2 cans
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)00:53 UTC+1 No.22153939 Report

>>22152333
Someone cap, pls.
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)00:55 UTC+1 No.22153968 Report

>>22152429
>uranium ore
>U-238
They should make up their minds.
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)01:04 UTC+1 No.22154105 Report

>>22152003

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B003Y5C132/ref=sr_1_6_olp?ie=UTF8&qid=1406592152&sr=8-6&keywords=ammo+cans&condition=used

and

http://www.amazon.com/Dry-Packs-Indicating-Aluminum-Dehumidifying-Canister/dp/B0025OO8DO/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406592195&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=rechargable+dessicant
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)01:04 UTC+1 No.22154111 Report

Multitool, reQue-me, gear to carry ammo and shit, medical supplies such as TQ's, Israeli bandages, etc.
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)01:07 UTC+1 No.22154145 Report

http://www.amazon.com/UTG-Low-Profile-Dragon-Clamp-Barrel/dp/B001BR6LWC

You could buy a 25$ clamp on bipod.
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)01:09 UTC+1 No.22154171 Report

>>22153939
here you go
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)01:09 UTC+1 No.22154177 Report

>>22152365
Beat me to it. They are pretty much the more /k/ thing you can get off amazon.
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)01:20 UTC+1 No.22154322 Report

>>22152277
novelty
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)02:36 UTC+1 No.22155565 Report

>>22152198
I was gifted this once. That can holds an incredible amount of bacon. I believe warp technology is involved.
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)02:40 UTC+1 No.22155628 Report

Burlap bags. Fill them with sand. Fulfill childhood dream of a real bed fort.
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)02:46 UTC+1 No.22155709 Report

Night sights for a carry pistol.
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)02:50 UTC+1 No.22155771 Report

>>22152003
food dehydrator
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SadMotherfucker 07/29/14(Tue)02:59 UTC+1 No.22155916 Report

>>22152003

http://www.amazon.com/National-Rifle-Association-Infringed-T-Shirt/dp/B00JJ3BZL2/

http://www.amazon.com/LifeStraw-LSPHF017-Personal-Water-Filter/dp/B006QF3TW4/

http://www.amazon.com/Chainmate-CM-24SSP-24-Inch-Survival-Pocket/dp/B0026OOS60/

http://www.amazon.com/SE-FS374-Magnesium-Fire-Starter/dp/B0010O748Q/

get a bunch of stuff
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pathsofglory 07/29/14(Tue)03:42 UTC+1 No.22156682 Report

>>22152003

this is a pretty good deal

http://www.amazon.com/Streamlight-PolyTac-Flashlight-Magpul-Light/dp/B00HRD8UN2/ref=sr_1_33?ie=UTF8&qid=1406438181&sr=8-33&keywords=streamlight+polytac+led
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)06:22 UTC+1 No.22159233 Report

>>22154145
>clamp to barrel
go back to /asp/, airsoft fag.
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Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)06:30 UTC+1 No.22159344 Report

>>22152003
http://www.amazon.com/AMERICAN-BOMBSHELL-MAN-WAR-METAL/dp/B00LJSRJ7O/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1406611756&sr=8-14&keywords=dildo+gun
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