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>"For sale: baby...
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:05 UTC+1 No.4981038 Report

>"For sale: baby shoes, never worn"

Who can write the best six-word story?
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:06 UTC+1 No.4981040 Report

The bullies cried at her funeral.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:07 UTC+1 No.4981043 Report

We've had this thread once a week for years, fuck off im tired of it
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:08 UTC+1 No.4981044 Report

Grocery list, bucket list, reading list.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:09 UTC+1 No.4981048 Report

His arm turned into a cock
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:10 UTC+1 No.4981053 Report

For sale, crash helmet, used once.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:11 UTC+1 No.4981056 Report

>>4981043
>he was tired of the threads.

There, 6 words
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:12 UTC+1 No.4981062 Report

They woke me up late, again.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:13 UTC+1 No.4981069 Report

>>4981038
Everyone died and silence reigned forever.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:23 UTC+1 No.4981096 Report

While entombed, he wept for forgiveness.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:28 UTC+1 No.4981114 Report

For sale: Condom, used inside OP.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:30 UTC+1 No.4981123 Report

>>4981038
I fucked OP's mom, swagger oldschool
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:36 UTC+1 No.4981140 Report

I sacrificed myself, she still died
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:38 UTC+1 No.4981146 Report

>>4981140
Look on the bright side; you died thinking she would live. Plus, you two will be united in whatever afterlife awaits.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:51 UTC+1 No.4981181 Report

that feel when no girl friend
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:52 UTC+1 No.4981187 Report

It ended with a 7-sided cube.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:53 UTC+1 No.4981196 Report

Is this really living? Just maybe.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:53 UTC+1 No.4981197 Report

I like a pizza.

fuck you. didnt even -knead- all six.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:54 UTC+1 No.4981206 Report

Come and get it, wretched bitch!
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:56 UTC+1 No.4981212 Report

>>4981140
how are you telling this to us
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:56 UTC+1 No.4981213 Report

His hand slipped, it was gone.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:57 UTC+1 No.4981214 Report

A thought was lost from him.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:58 UTC+1 No.4981218 Report

Bunch of niggers, he loved them.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)02:59 UTC+1 No.4981221 Report

>>4981212
4chan is purgatory. He's dead and so are all of us.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:00 UTC+1 No.4981223 Report

>>4981221
>4chan is purgatory.
Whew, at least it's not hell.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:02 UTC+1 No.4981233 Report

Bought shoes today, owner seemed sad.
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Evola « ???????? » Kid: The Usurper 06/07/14(Sat)03:06 UTC+1 No.4981246 Report

>>4981038
The leftist dribble was expelled from /lit/
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:09 UTC+1 No.4981259 Report

Unwet regal sword adorns the grave.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:10 UTC+1 No.4981261 Report

If only I had voted UKIP
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:11 UTC+1 No.4981266 Report

>>4981187
That's horseshit. The point of a 6 worded story is to convey as much as you can with as few words. This literally conveys nothing.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:12 UTC+1 No.4981267 Report

Gas the kikes, race war now
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:12 UTC+1 No.4981268 Report

>>4981246
And all the tripfags returned home.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:12 UTC+1 No.4981269 Report

>>4981040
Frankly, this is the best one here.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:15 UTC+1 No.4981282 Report

>>4981266
Except is he talking math, or Rubic's
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:18 UTC+1 No.4981290 Report

>>4981266

how many sides does a cube have anon?
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:19 UTC+1 No.4981295 Report

Nobody knew, nobody cared, everyone paid.
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Scar the Lion 06/07/14(Sat)03:20 UTC+1 No.4981297 Report

For sales: baby shoes, out grown
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:21 UTC+1 No.4981299 Report

>>4981295
Cliche.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:21 UTC+1 No.4981300 Report

She loved him for his suicide
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:22 UTC+1 No.4981303 Report

>>4981299
Out grown baby shoes, for free
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:26 UTC+1 No.4981313 Report

It needn't have ended like this
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:28 UTC+1 No.4981318 Report

Killed everyone but me, world peace.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:28 UTC+1 No.4981320 Report

Tears, smile, knife, blood, romance, death,
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:29 UTC+1 No.4981322 Report

The wind caused a pleasant sensation.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:32 UTC+1 No.4981330 Report

Everyone is stupid, everyone but me.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:35 UTC+1 No.4981343 Report

you're a big guy, for you
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:37 UTC+1 No.4981349 Report

I never learned to count
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:41 UTC+1 No.4981366 Report

>>4981330
10/10
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:41 UTC+1 No.4981367 Report

>>4981038

This is the best story made.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:42 UTC+1 No.4981369 Report

I have six words for you, six equals nine.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:42 UTC+1 No.4981370 Report

>>4981040
Goddamn. Grand prize (and I haven't even read the others yet).
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:43 UTC+1 No.4981373 Report

>>4981369
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:43 UTC+1 No.4981376 Report

Writing is pretty hard, fuck this
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:43 UTC+1 No.4981378 Report

This is not really a story.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:45 UTC+1 No.4981382 Report

I guess hamsters really are flammable
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:46 UTC+1 No.4981384 Report

She's the prettiest girl I've buried.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:47 UTC+1 No.4981385 Report

He rode on, his armor behind.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:47 UTC+1 No.4981387 Report

>>4981223
I'm disappointed
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:48 UTC+1 No.4981389 Report

>>4981384

contractions is cheating
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:48 UTC+1 No.4981390 Report

Gasp! Breath's too heavy to hold.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:49 UTC+1 No.4981392 Report

>>4981389
Fuck.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:50 UTC+1 No.4981393 Report

The man wasted his entire life.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:50 UTC+1 No.4981394 Report

>>4981370
>>4981269
bullied people detected
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:50 UTC+1 No.4981395 Report

No one was there. Someone knocked.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:55 UTC+1 No.4981406 Report

It is Hemingway or the highway.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:58 UTC+1 No.4981417 Report

Her body's flames were truly beautiful.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:58 UTC+1 No.4981418 Report

>>4981389
Is using a hyphen cheating?
ie; twenty-seven?
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)03:59 UTC+1 No.4981421 Report

Whatever, brushing your teeth sucks anyway.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:01 UTC+1 No.4981434 Report

He's died; there's nothing.

It's too spooky for you.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:01 UTC+1 No.4981440 Report

>>4981418

not sure, depends on the words i guess.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:01 UTC+1 No.4981441 Report

why is kstew so cute, bros?
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:05 UTC+1 No.4981458 Report

No success nor failure, just life.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:08 UTC+1 No.4981468 Report

"What a great rapist," she came.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:11 UTC+1 No.4981479 Report

Happy wife of an unsaved husband
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:11 UTC+1 No.4981481 Report

>six-word story due tomorrow
>still browsing /lit/
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:12 UTC+1 No.4981483 Report

>>4981349
This is pretty good
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:14 UTC+1 No.4981486 Report

"Lysol wipes never clean enough prints"
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:14 UTC+1 No.4981487 Report

>>4981481

Then just steal this one, pal.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:15 UTC+1 No.4981492 Report

One day I will be author
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:16 UTC+1 No.4981497 Report

I'm leaving you for my reflection
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:18 UTC+1 No.4981503 Report

His benis was just to short
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:19 UTC+1 No.4981508 Report

>>4981503
>too
girlfix
btw im a gurl
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:19 UTC+1 No.4981513 Report

my captcha: whylye daniel - funny ness.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:20 UTC+1 No.4981514 Report

You'll never really understand your life.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:21 UTC+1 No.4981519 Report

jesus came... and peed on his grave
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:50 UTC+1 No.4981627 Report

OP is a gigantic fucking faggot.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)04:54 UTC+1 No.4981653 Report

My parents are very anti- natalist
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)08:32 UTC+1 No.4982267 Report

Sometimes, you just gotta shoot yourself.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)08:34 UTC+1 No.4982272 Report

>>4981343
10/10
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)08:40 UTC+1 No.4982281 Report

My cats nose is so moist.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)08:41 UTC+1 No.4982284 Report

There and back again, we traveled.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)08:50 UTC+1 No.4982297 Report

Can´t write with just six words, fuck.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)08:57 UTC+1 No.4982310 Report

"bitch, I'm paid"
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)09:00 UTC+1 No.4982313 Report

I came back home. He didn't.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)10:30 UTC+1 No.4982465 Report

"Drop," staged out the hoaryk-not.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)10:35 UTC+1 No.4982475 Report

Slash! He fell on the ground.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)10:38 UTC+1 No.4982479 Report

"Words words words-" around
Shakespeare frowned.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)10:39 UTC+1 No.4982482 Report

For sale: short story, never published.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)10:52 UTC+1 No.4982508 Report

>>4981038
For sale: baby, shoes (never worn)
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)10:54 UTC+1 No.4982513 Report

Will buy: baby shoes, never worn.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)10:55 UTC+1 No.4982517 Report

This sentence is six words long; oh shit why did I put that there? Oh- uh fuck... oh.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)10:56 UTC+1 No.4982520 Report

>>4982513

That's actually a way more interesting story.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:04 UTC+1 No.4982530 Report

>>4982520
Not really, it's just someone looking for cheap baby shoes.

>Will buy: baby shoes, worn
on the other hand might conjure up the image of a baby shoe fetishist.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:08 UTC+1 No.4982541 Report

>>4982530
Or that someone's just to poor to buy brand-new baby shoes.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:26 UTC+1 No.4982588 Report

ITT: /lit/ restores faith in /lit/
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:28 UTC+1 No.4982598 Report

>>4981044
>plebs

I like it in any case
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:32 UTC+1 No.4982609 Report

>>4982598
I don't get this comic.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:33 UTC+1 No.4982612 Report

>>4981038
To love was to lie. Twice.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:34 UTC+1 No.4982614 Report

They told her Auschwitz was safe.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:40 UTC+1 No.4982626 Report

He spent years aimlessly browsing 4chan.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:41 UTC+1 No.4982630 Report

>>4982609
Its by joan cornella, a surrealist illustrator. The man gives money to a homeless man only to run him over (in order to pay for running him over)

Heres another one
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:48 UTC+1 No.4982644 Report

>Bring back 80's speed metal
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:57 UTC+1 No.4982666 Report

She turned eighteen. They finally divorced.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:58 UTC+1 No.4982672 Report

For sale: baby socks, never worn.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:58 UTC+1 No.4982674 Report

6,000,000 jews later, still not contented.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:59 UTC+1 No.4982675 Report

>>4981468
lol
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)12:02 UTC+1 No.4982682 Report

>>4981468
damn, that was good
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)13:11 UTC+1 No.4982886 Report

>>4981406
underrated post
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)13:13 UTC+1 No.4982893 Report

>>4981468
now that is something
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)13:15 UTC+1 No.4982905 Report

You are slowly becoming better dust.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:06 UTC+1 No.4983035 Report

>>4982905
All we are is dust in
the wind <= neglect this part
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:08 UTC+1 No.4983044 Report

Bitches ain't shit but hoes, tricks
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:11 UTC+1 No.4983052 Report

>>4983044
It goes:

"bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks, so lick my nuts and suck tha dick"
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:16 UTC+1 No.4983061 Report

>>4981038
Defiance killed the man. Never meant.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:17 UTC+1 No.4983063 Report

>>4981040
>>4981269
>>4981370
samefag

0/10 post too
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:23 UTC+1 No.4983085 Report

Losers write to ease imaginary hardship.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:29 UTC+1 No.4983104 Report

>"And so, less was no more."
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:36 UTC+1 No.4983118 Report

>>4983104
>>4983061
Too vague.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:39 UTC+1 No.4983122 Report

>>4983063
Nope. I can post a screenshot and embarrass you if you'd like?
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:40 UTC+1 No.4983126 Report

>>4983122
>embarrass you
Lol, we got yourselves a tough guy
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:42 UTC+1 No.4983133 Report

"Forked path; a story goes untold."
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:44 UTC+1 No.4983138 Report

Twenty to life. Them or me.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:48 UTC+1 No.4983148 Report

Drunk Hannah: puns, and builds community.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_oK5Zo9-So
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:48 UTC+1 No.4983149 Report

Abandoned and cold; he sought redemption.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:51 UTC+1 No.4983155 Report

>>4981040
Really nice.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:56 UTC+1 No.4983162 Report

>"For sale: anime fleshlight, used ferociously"
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)14:58 UTC+1 No.4983166 Report

He bought the world for free
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)15:02 UTC+1 No.4983180 Report

>>4981390
nobody replied, but this is a 7-8 out of ten
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)15:15 UTC+1 No.4983210 Report

I am part of the darkness.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)15:19 UTC+1 No.4983221 Report

Oh shit I'm sorry
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)15:53 UTC+1 No.4983322 Report

Your cooperation is appreciated, Mr. Poole.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:04 UTC+1 No.4983347 Report

A bunch of interesting stuff happened.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:08 UTC+1 No.4983356 Report

For sale; car, airbag needs replacement.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:09 UTC+1 No.4983357 Report

>>4981040
only real one
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:09 UTC+1 No.4983358 Report

Humanity yearns to be in space.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:11 UTC+1 No.4983364 Report

>>4983356
For sale, family van, airbag missing.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:11 UTC+1 No.4983365 Report

The writer didn`t have any words.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:13 UTC+1 No.4983379 Report

BANG! Suddenly, tachyon blasts consumed us.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:19 UTC+1 No.4983407 Report

There will never be another her.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:24 UTC+1 No.4983429 Report

>>4981038
Seriously, I hate six words stories.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:26 UTC+1 No.4983436 Report

>>4981246
Evola died and everyone smiled.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:30 UTC+1 No.4983447 Report

>>4983436
Six words. Let me correct that for you.

Evola died horribly and everyone smiled.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:32 UTC+1 No.4983454 Report

Faggots did not molest my ice cream!
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:35 UTC+1 No.4983460 Report

"whisper something soft and sweet"
"Fudge"
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:39 UTC+1 No.4983476 Report

For sale: black dildo, used frequently
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:41 UTC+1 No.4983479 Report

>>4981038
Foar sail; you're m0m, oozed relentlessly
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)16:43 UTC+1 No.4983482 Report

My sister can't be this cute
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)17:31 UTC+1 No.4983606 Report

my balls itch, said Hector smugly
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)17:33 UTC+1 No.4983609 Report

And then he replied; "Be Light!"
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)17:36 UTC+1 No.4983620 Report

"Keys?"
"Here."
"Fifty?"
"No."
"Daaaad..."
"...Fine."
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)17:48 UTC+1 No.4983647 Report

In twenty years, literature will look like 4chan.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)17:49 UTC+1 No.4983653 Report

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)17:50 UTC+1 No.4983655 Report

>>4983647
There won't be any such thing. 4chan just showed us the future ahead of time. Be grateful you ingrate.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)17:52 UTC+1 No.4983660 Report

>>4983647
that's 8 words
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)17:57 UTC+1 No.4983669 Report

devoid of talent, they posted here
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)18:10 UTC+1 No.4983705 Report

>>4983620
This is good.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)18:21 UTC+1 No.4983742 Report

>>4981038

Groundhog day. Groundhog day. Groundhog day.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)18:22 UTC+1 No.4983744 Report

>>4981038
Can someone explain how this is deep or anything? I don't understand it.

Thanks.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)18:26 UTC+1 No.4983759 Report

>>4983744
miscarriage or stillbirth
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)18:26 UTC+1 No.4983762 Report

>>4983759
Woah
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)18:30 UTC+1 No.4983775 Report

>>4981038
Baby shoes for sale, wrong color :3
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Calcium 06/07/14(Sat)18:33 UTC+1 No.4983787 Report

>>4981038
Eight Jews, four planes, two towers.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)18:34 UTC+1 No.4983792 Report

And then a skeleton popped out
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)18:43 UTC+1 No.4983832 Report

comatose ward rules;
no jacking off
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)18:59 UTC+1 No.4983893 Report

If this kills me then let
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:00 UTC+1 No.4983900 Report

>>4983893
Ahahahaha!

Oh, my God.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:08 UTC+1 No.4983940 Report

Shoe polish on toast for breakfast.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:09 UTC+1 No.4983948 Report

The girl will never love me.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:10 UTC+1 No.4983956 Report

Simpliciter, no, actually, erstwhile deployed.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:10 UTC+1 No.4983960 Report

>>4983948
waaa waaa my oneitis is killing me

Isn't it about time we did away with the ridiculous plotline that is some sad loser pining over a specific girl who doesn't even want him?
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:11 UTC+1 No.4983964 Report

But I do not blame them.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:11 UTC+1 No.4983966 Report

Socrates: "What'd you say I drank?"
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:12 UTC+1 No.4983969 Report

>>4983960
>waaa waaa my oneitis is killing me
One too many words.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:12 UTC+1 No.4983970 Report

>>4983960
Love is pathetic! PATHETIC!
Regards,
tumblr
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:13 UTC+1 No.4983977 Report

Kill yourself, please, you stupid fuck.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:17 UTC+1 No.4983992 Report

>>4981508
He was saying that the benis was on its way to shorten.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:20 UTC+1 No.4984017 Report

>>4983966
haha plato's 'milk'
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:23 UTC+1 No.4984038 Report

>>4984017
And then he died... ;_;
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:23 UTC+1 No.4984040 Report

>>4981343
underrated post
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:45 UTC+1 No.4984150 Report

Again: your papers, please, Mr. I-Don't-Have-To-Show-You-My-Papers-You-Pathetic-Fool-Don't-You-Know-Who-I-Am.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:48 UTC+1 No.4984160 Report

>>4983322
>not pooleberg
>not poolestein
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:54 UTC+1 No.4984184 Report

So who killed the pregnant nun?
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:00 UTC+1 No.4984202 Report

>>4981343
Why is "you're" counted as one word? It's "you are" but just shorter right? Isn't that cheating?
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:05 UTC+1 No.4984228 Report

>>4981038
>I was expelled from my father's wedding.

7 words nah
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:11 UTC+1 No.4984252 Report

>>4984228
>I was ejected from Father's wedding

Editors: not wholly worthless after all.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:13 UTC+1 No.4984260 Report

It was him who did it, of course
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:14 UTC+1 No.4984263 Report

>>4983620
Don't get it.

Cleaning up after they left. Solace.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:16 UTC+1 No.4984272 Report

>>4981038
And I screamed when he laughed
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:17 UTC+1 No.4984277 Report

>>4981246

it's drivel you fucking troglodyte
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:17 UTC+1 No.4984282 Report

>>4984202
>Why is "you're" counted as one word?
Contractions are considered one word.

>>4984260
Ha, for two reasons.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:19 UTC+1 No.4984292 Report

>>4984282
Okay, didn't know. Thank you.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:22 UTC+1 No.4984303 Report

He promised he could still drive.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:22 UTC+1 No.4984306 Report

>>4983447
filller: literally the only thing adverbs are good for
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:24 UTC+1 No.4984308 Report

Drizzy Drake bought the Raptors nigga
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:26 UTC+1 No.4984327 Report

>>4981246
fuck off evola kid, you fucktwiddle
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:27 UTC+1 No.4984332 Report

*kiss*
*bite*
*scream*
*chew*
*faint*
*swallow*
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:28 UTC+1 No.4984337 Report

Haikus complicate
misdirected instructions:
Servicemen disgraced.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:29 UTC+1 No.4984340 Report

>>4981343
gut mann
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:33 UTC+1 No.4984357 Report

Annulment, execution, childbirth, annulment, execution, widowed.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:34 UTC+1 No.4984363 Report

>>4984337
bonus
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:36 UTC+1 No.4984370 Report

One piece of meat; two potatoes.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:37 UTC+1 No.4984377 Report

Better out than in i always
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:47 UTC+1 No.4984425 Report

Here, son, take my parachute.
*jumps*
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)20:51 UTC+1 No.4984444 Report

Wanted: person to attend today's funeral.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)21:22 UTC+1 No.4984516 Report

>>4984444
Not bad.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)21:23 UTC+1 No.4984521 Report

>>4984444
>"aaaaah look at all the lonely people"
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)21:27 UTC+1 No.4984534 Report

>>4984444
very nice
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)21:36 UTC+1 No.4984567 Report

Sunset found her squatting in the grass
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)21:40 UTC+1 No.4984582 Report

>>4983744
>>4983759
>>4983762

Or adoption
or they just killed the baby
or the baby was born without feet
or they were too large
or they didn't fit right
or the parents decided they didn't want those shoes anymore
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)21:43 UTC+1 No.4984587 Report

>>4981038
god damn my bladder does hurt
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)21:57 UTC+1 No.4984613 Report

For free: baby shoes, never bought
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:27 UTC+1 No.4984678 Report

The ground came through the window.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:29 UTC+1 No.4984679 Report

damn my nigga, bitches my nigga
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:31 UTC+1 No.4984682 Report

I finally gave into the crickets.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:34 UTC+1 No.4984694 Report

The whore laughed at its smallness.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:34 UTC+1 No.4984696 Report

>>4981468

fucking brilliant. write a novel son.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:35 UTC+1 No.4984701 Report

>>4981406

good enough to comment that its good but not that great
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:37 UTC+1 No.4984706 Report

But instead, he posted on 4chan.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:37 UTC+1 No.4984707 Report

>>4984444

also good
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:38 UTC+1 No.4984711 Report

You'll make a beautiful corpse, Officer.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:39 UTC+1 No.4984712 Report

>>4984706

nice.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:40 UTC+1 No.4984714 Report

>>4981038

Irony: A cock to big to fuck.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:41 UTC+1 No.4984716 Report

"Here's $100, sorry for the blood."
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:44 UTC+1 No.4984723 Report

>>4984714

too*
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:46 UTC+1 No.4984729 Report

>>4984716
Here's onehundreddollars, sorry for the blood
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:47 UTC+1 No.4984730 Report

I lived, i died, the end.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:48 UTC+1 No.4984733 Report

>>4984716
Damn, I like that one.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:50 UTC+1 No.4984739 Report

Don't blame me. I just watched.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:50 UTC+1 No.4984744 Report

Jesus wept, his dad watched silently
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:51 UTC+1 No.4984745 Report

>>4984739
Don't blame me. I just came.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:52 UTC+1 No.4984749 Report

>>4984744
>le religion
*tips fedora*
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:54 UTC+1 No.4984760 Report

>>4984745
sir you have improved my effort beyond measure
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)22:59 UTC+1 No.4984767 Report

>>4981038
Big black buddy brought back bodies.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:13 UTC+1 No.4984799 Report

"Need a hand?" Amputee offers prosthesis
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:14 UTC+1 No.4984802 Report

Kafka said I could be happy.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:15 UTC+1 No.4984804 Report

T'was the morning my grandmother exploded.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:15 UTC+1 No.4984806 Report

He knocked.
"You there?"
"No."
...
"Okay."
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:17 UTC+1 No.4984809 Report

>>4981038
Navy SEALs didn't quite work out
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:18 UTC+1 No.4984812 Report

average is 4? this is unsettling
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:24 UTC+1 No.4984822 Report

"I want to fuck you, grandma".
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:25 UTC+1 No.4984825 Report

>>4984804

Go home Iain, you're dead ;_;
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:35 UTC+1 No.4984870 Report

>>4981038

Bored before immortality, now she continued.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:37 UTC+1 No.4984875 Report

>>4984729
;)
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:41 UTC+1 No.4984893 Report

So apparently grins aren't necessarily friendly.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:42 UTC+1 No.4984897 Report

>>4981369
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:43 UTC+1 No.4984899 Report

the original was "classified: baby goods. for sale, baby shoes, never worn."
thats 9 words with that in mind

long, lonesome road leading nowhere, better start walking faster
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:48 UTC+1 No.4984914 Report

"Hallelujah", the priest ejaculated his sins.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:51 UTC+1 No.4984921 Report

>>4984749
Stop using memes you don't understand.

Six words
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:51 UTC+1 No.4984922 Report

>>4981038
the war dog didnt last long
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:51 UTC+1 No.4984923 Report

>>4984337
winner
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:54 UTC+1 No.4984932 Report

>>4984799
kek

>my cat ate the extra oatmeal
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:55 UTC+1 No.4984936 Report

He sobs, the door closed forever.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:56 UTC+1 No.4984939 Report

>>4981053

Made me chuckle.
>>
Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)23:58 UTC+1 No.4984945 Report

>>4981038
To do list: Change doorknob condom.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)00:05 UTC+1 No.4984966 Report

"Your cat now soup", said Korean.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)00:10 UTC+1 No.4984988 Report

No art school equals dead jews.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)00:12 UTC+1 No.4984994 Report

religion is the cancer killing humanity
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)00:16 UTC+1 No.4985005 Report

The Rapture happened but none noticed.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)00:18 UTC+1 No.4985011 Report

>>4985005
killing myself for the perfect honeymoon
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)00:20 UTC+1 No.4985017 Report

jesus will not you touch me?
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)00:24 UTC+1 No.4985028 Report

>>4983138
7/10
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)00:25 UTC+1 No.4985034 Report

>>4984994

The hand pulls, a fedora tips.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)00:28 UTC+1 No.4985043 Report

I'm locked in a room with a Welshman. I am a sheep.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)00:30 UTC+1 No.4985044 Report

Life is shit then you die
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)00:32 UTC+1 No.4985048 Report

Philosophy major explains his writing process
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)00:33 UTC+1 No.4985051 Report

He forgot to delete his history.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)00:35 UTC+1 No.4985055 Report

>>4985005
10/10
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:23 UTC+1 No.4985329 Report

>>4985051
gold
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:30 UTC+1 No.4985353 Report

>>4981038

I tried, I succeeded, now you.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:31 UTC+1 No.4985360 Report

>>4985051
garbage
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:33 UTC+1 No.4985368 Report

>>4985353
>I succeeded

Let us not talk falsely, now.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:33 UTC+1 No.4985369 Report

>>4985360

spray painted in the praise of others. Which makes it more valauble than your garbage.

Funny right?
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:34 UTC+1 No.4985372 Report

>>4985368

Success, like men, is a process.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:43 UTC+1 No.4985404 Report

>>4982588
I struggle to find one interesting post in this thread.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:45 UTC+1 No.4985413 Report

fuck yer ma kill yer da
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:46 UTC+1 No.4985415 Report

>>4983429
This is genius.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:47 UTC+1 No.4985422 Report

>>4985415
I disagree.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:47 UTC+1 No.4985424 Report

>>4985051
golden garbage
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:48 UTC+1 No.4985427 Report

"Dad, mom is kill"

Silence.

"No."
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:48 UTC+1 No.4985428 Report

its a precious thing we lost
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:49 UTC+1 No.4985430 Report

>>4981038
a bootiful ring was insyd teh poptart
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:49 UTC+1 No.4985432 Report

What did she order? Fish fillet.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:50 UTC+1 No.4985436 Report

>>4981343
Was getting caught part of your plan?
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:51 UTC+1 No.4985438 Report

>>4981038
The retard was reading the sentence
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:53 UTC+1 No.4985445 Report

>>4985415
It's not even grammatical.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:55 UTC+1 No.4985453 Report

>>4981038
Chocolate, looks delicious, was dog shit.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:55 UTC+1 No.4985454 Report

The basement window read: "??I?O? ??A?"
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:56 UTC+1 No.4985456 Report

>>4985445
Your face is not even grammatical.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:56 UTC+1 No.4985457 Report

>>4985453
this one may have six words, but it doesn't have trips.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:57 UTC+1 No.4985461 Report

I clicked, I fapped, I regretted
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:58 UTC+1 No.4985467 Report

open arms, its not too late
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)02:59 UTC+1 No.4985469 Report

>>4985454

Clever.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)03:05 UTC+1 No.4985488 Report

The sky was still deep sepia.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)03:06 UTC+1 No.4985494 Report

>>4981468
>not ejactulated

Could have been better.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)03:09 UTC+1 No.4985510 Report

>>4981038
The unforgotten memory pushed a tear
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)03:12 UTC+1 No.4985516 Report

Please, give me a minute to
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)03:17 UTC+1 No.4985542 Report

>>4981038
"I'll be there", she promised me...
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)03:35 UTC+1 No.4985612 Report

Indignantly, he cried; father wouldn't listen.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)03:41 UTC+1 No.4985638 Report

>>4981038
Not for sale: baby shoes, worn.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)04:14 UTC+1 No.4985767 Report

>>4981038
family matters, but twas too late
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)07:06 UTC+1 No.4986274 Report

Are your friends really your friends?
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)08:19 UTC+1 No.4986482 Report

>>4986274
fuck off
gimme the dietys mask
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)09:54 UTC+1 No.4986677 Report

>>4985454
Nice one, but where does one place a basement window? Isn't the basement underground?
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)09:58 UTC+1 No.4986686 Report

>>4986677
not necessarily all the way.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)10:01 UTC+1 No.4986692 Report

>>4986686
ooooooow
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)11:38 UTC+1 No.4986884 Report

>>4981038
"Sadly, I won't be there tomorrow."
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)12:55 UTC+1 No.4987048 Report

Blood soaked hands; my child, gone.
>>
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)13:48 UTC+1 No.4987136 Report

to bury, my brother, outside town
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