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Anonymous 07/26/14(Sat)18:04 UTC+1 No.5192894 Report

So, I just got done reading [pic related] (or, I got done reading it halfway because it was a piece of shit). Now, here's my buff...like...WHAT THE FUCK?!

I spent two-and-a-half straight hours reading through this shit when I could have been doing something else. Two hours of my life gone! Two hours that I'll never get back. HOW IS IT THAT WOMEN LOVE THIS PIECE OF SHIT SO FUCKING MUCH?!? It's basically a 'narrative' which concerns some bitch who enjoys being treated like shit by some wealthy, smug asshole. The characters are one-dimensional as fuck, and it basically felt like I was reading PORN! Now, despite all of this, this piece of garbage is being adapted into a flick, like, WHAT?!

Yeah, I'm fucking pissed that I spent two hours on this garbage that I'll never get back. Yeah, I'm fucking pissed that if I ever tie some chick up and shove things up her ass, I'm the bad guy? Hah, okay.
Anonymous 07/26/14(Sat)18:08 UTC+1 No.5192914 Report

And now you spent even more time creating a thread on an imageboard. It's crazy, isn't it?
Anonymous 07/26/14(Sat)18:09 UTC+1 No.5192921 Report

Jesus Christ. I minus well go blow my brains out right now. My jimmies have, in fact, been rustled too much by this piece of shit 'book'.
Anonymous 07/26/14(Sat)18:10 UTC+1 No.5192925 Report

>It's basically a 'narrative' which concerns some bitch who enjoys being treated like shit by some wealthy, smug asshole.
I read half of it and dropped it because it sucked really bad too.

But I still think you haven't read it, if that's what you think it's about.
Anonymous 07/26/14(Sat)18:11 UTC+1 No.5192929 Report

What's the "plot"?
Is it just five hundred pages of yuppie abuse?
Anonymous 07/26/14(Sat)18:13 UTC+1 No.5192934 Report

It's pretty much glorifying being a cum dumpster secretary.

Women who generally work in offices that are too unattractive to be the cum dumpsters and who have more attractive co-workers are, find escape and fantasy fulfillment in this book.

The target audience of this book is definitely female office workers.
Anonymous 07/26/14(Sat)18:13 UTC+1 No.5192935 Report

Bro, you're basically telling me to go back to that piece of shit and waste even more hours of my life. I read it to begin with because I wanted to know what all the fuss is about. If I'm going to hate something, I at least wanna know why.

>Is it just five hundred pages of yuppie abuse?

Pretty much.
Anonymous 07/26/14(Sat)18:15 UTC+1 No.5192944 Report

Ok, but how at any point is Christ "Benis" Grey abusive towards Ana (in the beginning)?

He even "rescues" her from a guy who was getting grabby when she was drunk (so fucking lame I can't believe I'm talking about this fucken shitty book).
Anonymous 07/26/14(Sat)18:15 UTC+1 No.5192946 Report

You sound like someone who craves attention for not enjoying a popular book.

If you really were enraged about having the read it you would have just put it away and be done with it. But you created a thread on /lit/ to gain circlejerkatory affirmation from your 'bros'.
Anonymous 07/27/14(Sun)00:20 UTC+1 No.5194612 Report

Typical guy who can't understand feminine intellectûe is enraged he can't comprehend a deep philosophical tractate.
Anonymous 07/27/14(Sun)03:59 UTC+1 No.5195381 Report

Is it true that the male character is like a demigod?. Rich, intelligent, known in various languages and instruments...

I mean, how can you go through with such a character?.

I don't want to lose my time reading that. Already feel guilty w 4chan and tranny porn.
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