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Anonymous 10/30/14(Thu)06:03 UTC+1 No.745840 Report

>Hey anon I'm too drunk to drive maybe you should just give me a ride back to your place.
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Anonymous 11/15/14(Sat)07:54 UTC+1 No.752336 Report

cycling deaths for males are on the rise and that's because of cycling under the influence.

I don't drink enough at a time to get drunk, but I wouldn't cycle while drunk anyway especially in this city with so many damn hit and runs too.
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Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)08:45 UTC+1 No.750453 Report

>going to a party
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Anonymous 11/15/14(Sat)07:18 UTC+1 No.752326 Report

>>745840
Should have road your bmx bike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQBbHzypBro&feature=share
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Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)08:27 UTC+1 No.750450 Report

>>750278
I once had a cop direct me into the testing lane but they were just fucking with me and waved me past after I veered in.

I would have gone through with it because idgaf and hadn't been drinking anyway. But yeah, been waved past heaps of them.

It's not technically illegal to be drunk on a bike here, though it would be the same as a standard public drunkenness, if you're creating a problem then you can be done. If you're keeping it together and riding safely then you're fine.
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Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)00:37 UTC+1 No.750278 Report

>>749965
>ride to party
>drink as much as you want
>free easy transport home
>leave when you want
>police wave you through any alcohol checkpoints

Riding home lit is glorious feeling.
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Anonymous 11/09/14(Sun)13:51 UTC+1 No.749983 Report

>>749957
>non-riders from other countries
They do in aus

>>749960
>Non-riders from other countries don't know how far 6 miles is
pic related
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Anonymous 11/09/14(Sun)13:48 UTC+1 No.749978 Report

>>749965
Why would you wear weird cycling clothes and a helmet if you were going to a party?
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Anonymous 11/09/14(Sun)13:21 UTC+1 No.749965 Report

>riding your bike to a party
That's weird man, you will be all sweaty and flustered, probably in a weird cycle jacket + helmet, if it rains you're gonna look stupid, you can't give anyone a lift home or go home with anyone and you will look like a poorfag. I love cycling but I never ever do it for commuting reasons, it's just not practical.
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Anonymous 11/09/14(Sun)13:18 UTC+1 No.749961 Report

>>745846

holy fuck this
You ride 10 miles to someone's house and everybody thinks you're some sort of sadomasochistic wacko. God help you if you tell them about your weekend 50 mile bike ride, you would probably sperg out and kill them all after having to endure endless taunts of "omg are you serious? That's crazy! Why didn't you just drive??" Once I was on a bike ride 8 fucking miles across town when I stopped these policemen asking for directions (pre sat-nav days) and after finding out where I was traveling from they loudly exclaimed that I should be in the olympics.
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Anonymous 11/09/14(Sun)13:00 UTC+1 No.749960 Report

>>749957
Non-riders from other countries don't know how far 6 miles is.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)18:22 UTC+1 No.749573 Report

>>749416
>keeping track of grammatical errors per month on fucking 4chan
hahahaha what the fuck is wrong with you.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)18:59 UTC+1 No.749595 Report

>>749573
autismo
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Anonymous 11/09/14(Sun)12:46 UTC+1 No.749957 Report

>>749572
you missed the point pal
non-riders from other countries don't consider 6 miles to be a great distance to ride a bike
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)18:19 UTC+1 No.749572 Report

>>749533
Oh hey anon! Looks like you're having trouble understanding the joke... You must be new here! Welcome to /n/!
The anon that made the post you're replying to posted a picture of several party-goers looking at the viewer with what we call "green text." Green text is often times used to simulate the voice of the person/people in the picture. In this case, the party-goers are surprised that you were able to ride your bike 6 miles to the party. 6 miles isn't far at all to the average cyclist, but it seems like a ways to ride to someone with little cycling experience. These people are called 'cagers' or 'plebs.' Both of those have their own meaning, but we won't get into that right now.
If you need help with anything, or need someone to explain a joke to you again don't hesitate to ask! And again, welcome to /n/!
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:25 UTC+1 No.749545 Report

>>749416
maybe hang out irl with smart, beautiful people like yourself instead of us internet tardos
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)07:17 UTC+1 No.749416 Report

>>747936
You're the second retard I've seen this month use 'defiantly' in place of 'definitely'.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:19 UTC+1 No.749533 Report

>>745846
>But that's like 6 miles anon!
thats considered far in usica?
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Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)03:49 UTC+1 No.748151 Report

>>748023
i didn't ask for this feel ;_;
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Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)05:02 UTC+1 No.748180 Report

>>748108
>>748048
For KOMs, obviously.

>>748108
>take a vacation in san fran
>rent a tandem with GF
>fuck the golden gate, I'm going to the academy of science
>oh look here, we'll follow the beach to the presidio, then go through there to the park
>mfw going up
>mfw thinking about having to go back the same way
>mfw shitty heavy tandem with non-athletic gf

Funny enough, the way back was much, much easier. Painless, in fact. And then I had pupusas at Los Panchos.

>tfw peeling sunburnt skin off in as big a patch as you can manage
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Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)03:15 UTC+1 No.748139 Report

>>745840
>oh god is that a fucking mongoose in the garage?

top kek
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Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)03:05 UTC+1 No.748138 Report

>>748108
I bet you get so much puss.
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Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)01:42 UTC+1 No.748109 Report

>>748108
Sounds fun as shit. You should take me on date sometime. (23M)
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Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)01:40 UTC+1 No.748108 Report

>>748048
No, why would I do that?

Generally I take them through Golden Gate Park to the beach, or cruise the Mission/Haight for good bars/restaurants.
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Anonymous 11/04/14(Tue)22:39 UTC+1 No.748048 Report

>>748047
Do you ever go on Lombard street?
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Anonymous 11/04/14(Tue)22:38 UTC+1 No.748047 Report

>>748039
It's super easy - I use the tandem every time I go on a date. It's basically like riding a normal bike + 30 pounds.

It's more difficult to ride with another person, because the pedals are connected, and generally they won't be a cyclist. However, there haven't been any issues yet.

One girl asked me how many vaginas I've had on the back seat. That was awkward.

Most women like the novelty of it, I live in San Francisco though, so YMMV especially if you live in suburbia.
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Anonymous 11/04/14(Tue)22:21 UTC+1 No.748041 Report

>>748039
You're supposed to be the stoker anon.
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Anonymous 11/04/14(Tue)22:09 UTC+1 No.748039 Report

>>747986
How easy it is to ride a tandem alone to the location? Seems similar to driving a limo, might need lots of practice?
theres a community shop which rents these things out but never had a girl interested to stare at my ass and smell my sweat
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Anonymous 11/04/14(Tue)21:19 UTC+1 No.748023 Report

>>748003
>not being a homosexual girl taking other girls for moustache rides

why even live?
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Anonymous 11/04/14(Tue)19:46 UTC+1 No.747986 Report

>not owning a tandem specifically for picking up girls
>not having mustache bars on it so you can make stupid jokes about giving them a mustache ride

Are you guys even trying?
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Anonymous 11/04/14(Tue)20:54 UTC+1 No.748003 Report

>>747986
>girls
Tandem bikes are beloved by two groups, straight couples who've been married for 30 years and homosexuals.
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Anonymous 11/04/14(Tue)19:03 UTC+1 No.747976 Report

>>745872
>>746678
haha I'm surprised someone saved that

I made it for a 'hookup' thread where I was talking to a local single track dude about looking up Halifax area 'trails' and ended up on a sloshy gravel area with my road bike
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Anonymous 11/04/14(Tue)15:11 UTC+1 No.747936 Report

>>747933
Yeah I had it all worked out properly. Something defiantly fucked up and it was probably my fault but I did the whole install process properly
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Anonymous 11/04/14(Tue)09:22 UTC+1 No.747903 Report

>>747438
>bikes laying down on the cassette

2/10 shit bike party
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Anonymous 11/04/14(Tue)15:03 UTC+1 No.747933 Report

>>747888
did you put the right designated pedal into the right designated crank arm? and the left designated pedal into the left designated crank arm?
they're right/left specific and you ruin your crankset if you don't do it correctly. also hand tighten them first. don't use a tool to attach them, only use a tool to tighten them. grease the threads on the pedals before you install too.
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Anonymous 11/04/14(Tue)08:09 UTC+1 No.747891 Report

>>747438
looks like the biggest bunch of autists ever congregated in a single place
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Anonymous 11/04/14(Tue)08:01 UTC+1 No.747888 Report

>install new pedals
>im probably an idiot so something fucked up and after riding for a few hours the right pedal starts getting lose and fucked up the treading inside the crank arm
>Father in laws Tool and Die shop isn't able to rethread it
>Have to buy new crankset
>no money for food
>part doesn't come in till tomorrow

all I want to do is go fast and destroy my body to make me forget about the trainwreck that is my life but the world doesn't even give me that.
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Anonymous 11/03/14(Mon)11:44 UTC+1 No.747534 Report

>>746506

Standing... on the rack?
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Anonymous 11/04/14(Tue)06:15 UTC+1 No.747869 Report

>>745847
Could be worse. Could have been a snorc uck into the party.
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Everymans 11/03/14(Mon)05:01 UTC+1 No.747438 Report

>>746678
lots of drugs, alcohol, music, glowsticks and fun times..
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Anonymous 11/02/14(Sun)14:18 UTC+1 No.746974 Report

>>746678
>>what happens at a bike party?
...stays at the bike party.
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Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)21:10 UTC+1 No.746678 Report

>>745872
what happens at a bike party?
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Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)20:45 UTC+1 No.746674 Report

>>746541
My roommates and I have done this many times while wasted, just stand on the chainstays and hold onto their shoulders. Passenger arse on the seat with the pedaller standing works really well, but yes, penetration is unavoidable
>>746505
In Holland everyone sits on the rack, you just splay your legs out or sit side-saddle, it's actually more comfy than you would expect
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Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)18:30 UTC+1 No.746642 Report

>>746541
>We don't talk much any more.
Tried the same thing - same outcome. He was a qt too :3
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Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)09:26 UTC+1 No.746541 Report

I tried doing it like this with a friend (both guys). We don't talk much any more.
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Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)06:05 UTC+1 No.746506 Report

>>746505
>being incapable of standing
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Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)05:40 UTC+1 No.746496 Report

>>746493
Use bolt on wheels, not QR ones.
Passenger would work better on a heavy duty rack though.
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Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)06:03 UTC+1 No.746505 Report

>>746496

I was thinking both, actually. Sitting on the rack would be really awkward with nowhere to rest your feet. Holding your legs up to keep your feet off the ground and away from the wheel would be SO tiring.
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Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)05:27 UTC+1 No.746493 Report

>>746288

Is it possible to fit a modern road bike with pegs? What would you need to do it? I've actually wondered about doing this for real so I could have a passenger...
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Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)21:56 UTC+1 No.746398 Report

>>745840
>>745843
>>745846
>>745848
>>745872
>>745879
>>746209
>>746232
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Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)14:38 UTC+1 No.746297 Report

>>746289
link to her nudes, now!
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Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)14:38 UTC+1 No.746296 Report

>>745879
>i hope someone didnt make fun of my bike in the pybt
lel
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Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)13:15 UTC+1 No.746289 Report

>>745843
its a little crazy how much that looks like my girlfriend but with red hair
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Wiley 10/31/14(Fri)13:03 UTC+1 No.746288 Report

>>746209
"/n/, what pegs should I get for my CAAD 10?"
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Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)06:52 UTC+1 No.746209 Report

>>745840

>Sure, just hop on my pegs babe
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Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)08:11 UTC+1 No.746232 Report

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Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)05:04 UTC+1 No.746183 Report

>>745894
>front handle bars

well why didn't you just let her ride stoker instead you moron
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Everymans 10/31/14(Fri)06:13 UTC+1 No.746206 Report

>>746170
Because I wrote this story before going to my dentist.
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Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)04:47 UTC+1 No.746172 Report

>>745846
I lol'd, so fucking true.
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Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)05:00 UTC+1 No.746182 Report

>>746170
>why does everybody in this story have super delicate teeth?
fetishes
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Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)04:09 UTC+1 No.746152 Report

>>745843
>meatball practice
what is?
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Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)04:43 UTC+1 No.746170 Report

>>745894
why does everybody in this story have super delicate teeth?
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Anonymous 10/30/14(Thu)07:43 UTC+1 No.745895 Report

>>745882
you're as pedantic as the SI units fag
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Everymans 10/30/14(Thu)07:42 UTC+1 No.745894 Report

>Try and double her home. She sits on the front handle bars.
>I'm way too fuckin drunk for this. End up hitting a curb. She falls face first onto the sidewalk
>I drunkenly try and help her. End up stepping on one of her broken teeth and crush it.
>she's bawling her eyes out. I try and cuddle her on the sidewalk to calm down. She cries even harder and elbows me in the teeth, knocking the front two out.
>She calls the ambulance. I struggle to find my teeth
fuck.. let's just walk.
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Anonymous 10/30/14(Thu)07:31 UTC+1 No.745888 Report

>>745843
>meatball practice
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Anonymous 10/30/14(Thu)07:09 UTC+1 No.745882 Report

>>745879
>2013
>ages ago
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Anonymous 10/30/14(Thu)06:07 UTC+1 No.745841 Report

Is this oc? Lols were had anyways
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Anonymous 10/30/14(Thu)06:08 UTC+1 No.745843 Report

>Hey anon can you pick me up from meatball practice?
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Anonymous 10/30/14(Thu)06:09 UTC+1 No.745844 Report

>>745840

>One sec, cutie. I'll call us a cab.
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Anonymous 10/30/14(Thu)06:16 UTC+1 No.745846 Report

>You rode your bike here? But that's like 6 miles anon!
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Anonymous 10/30/14(Thu)06:17 UTC+1 No.745847 Report

>>745846
holy shit u know an orc snuck into your party
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Anonymous 10/30/14(Thu)06:18 UTC+1 No.745848 Report

>>745840
>Sorry I can't, I have to hurry home and shitpost on /n/.
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S 10/30/14(Thu)06:44 UTC+1 No.745872 Report

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Anonymous 10/30/14(Thu)07:05 UTC+1 No.745879 Report

>>745840
This got made in some thread ages ago
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