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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)06:26 UTC+1 No.640709 Report

Would you ride with her?
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)06:45 UTC+1 No.640717 Report

no

bikes belong on the road
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flatbar 03/24/14(Mon)07:01 UTC+1 No.640729 Report

>>640709
Define "ride".
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)07:13 UTC+1 No.640735 Report

why would you do that
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)07:29 UTC+1 No.640747 Report

>>640709
>Would you ride with her?
That is not a tandem.
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)07:33 UTC+1 No.640754 Report

I try not to ride on muddy trails
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)07:40 UTC+1 No.640756 Report

>>640754

Why not? Becuase you ride a Krampus with no tire clearence?
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)07:42 UTC+1 No.640757 Report

>>640729
pedaling a bicycle on the same route, at the same time, in the same direction. Occasionally speaking to one another in a friendly and familiar manner.
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)07:44 UTC+1 No.640759 Report

>>640735

She is trying to show off for the boys she is riding with obviously. Look at her

>school girl skirt
>low cut shirt with cleavage hanging out
>Jew fro
>Jew nose

She's got to do something to impress the boys cuz looks alone obviously aren't cutting it.
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)07:56 UTC+1 No.640761 Report

>>640709
I always route my reservoir tube over my shoulder. Are they supposed to go under your arm like in OP pic related? I wouldn't drink from her water bottles until we were able to clean them off.
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)07:59 UTC+1 No.640762 Report

It looks like she's riding a singlespeed but her thighs say otherwise.
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)08:00 UTC+1 No.640764 Report

>>640756
No, because the trail gets damaged.

stop surly shitposting.
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)08:02 UTC+1 No.640766 Report

>>640761

Two water bottles and a camelback. Is she even trying?
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)09:04 UTC+1 No.640783 Report

>>640762
The thighs don't lie.
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)09:20 UTC+1 No.640795 Report

>>640709

I would suck her nose whilst fucking that mud hole.
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)09:25 UTC+1 No.640797 Report

>>640709

What's up with the nipple on her shoulder?
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Anonymous 03/24/14(Mon)11:40 UTC+1 No.640851 Report

>her
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)08:53 UTC+1 No.641361 Report

I expected nothing less from /n/. I love you guys.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)08:56 UTC+1 No.641367 Report

>>640709
>surly
absolutelydisgusting.jpg
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flatbar 03/25/14(Tue)09:57 UTC+1 No.641405 Report

>>640757
>Occasionally speaking to one another in a friendly and familiar manner
Oh god how horrifying.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)13:52 UTC+1 No.641458 Report

>>640797
Alchemic symbol for Sol/Gold
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)16:05 UTC+1 No.641509 Report

>>641458
>That hair
>That nose
>Alchemical symbol for gold
>Gold

The nose knows!
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)17:00 UTC+1 No.641519 Report

>>640709
maybe, but i would definitely ride with pic related.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)17:07 UTC+1 No.641520 Report

>>641519
>Welcome to /n/ The Bailey Jay imageboard
I'm ok with this.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)17:38 UTC+1 No.641533 Report

Remember when he was called linetrap?
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)18:14 UTC+1 No.641539 Report

>>640709
Kinda unrelated (lel, off-topic in THIS thread), but what's the proper way to clean a bicycle after that?
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)18:16 UTC+1 No.641540 Report

>>641539
Garden Hose. Just don't aim it directly at any bearings.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)19:38 UTC+1 No.641571 Report

>>640709
>rigid steel frame 26er (singlespeed?)

Yes. I would ride with her since she seems like a levelheaded person.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)19:44 UTC+1 No.641574 Report

>>641571

I believe its a 29er.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)19:45 UTC+1 No.641575 Report

>>641574
I agree with the other anon, they look too small to be 29"
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)19:48 UTC+1 No.641576 Report

>>641575
They are pretty obviously Blunt SL28 650b rims.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)19:52 UTC+1 No.641579 Report

>>641540
Where are there bearings and what do I do if I don't have a garden hose?
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)19:56 UTC+1 No.641583 Report

>>641575

What bike does surly make that is a green mtb with 26" wheels? The troll is the only 'normal' 26" mtb they make isn't it? The others are fat bikes? Sorry for my ignorance, I'm not a Surly experct.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)19:57 UTC+1 No.641584 Report

>>641579
>Where are there bearings
Center of your wheels, center of your crankset, the point where your fork and frame are connected.

>what do I do if I don't have a garden hose?
Buy one. Alternatively, use a bucket of water and a rag.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)19:57 UTC+1 No.641585 Report

>>641579
Either take it into the shower and bring a bottle of simple green, or just spray some simple green at it outside and take a really wet rag to it.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)20:00 UTC+1 No.641586 Report

>>641579

There are bearings in the seat post so make sure to keep water out of that, otherwise spray away.

If you don't have a hose maybe you have a swimming pool or even a lake you can soak it in? Just make sure to keep the aforementioned seatpost bearings out of the water.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)20:11 UTC+1 No.641591 Report

>>641586
>bearings in the seat post
Wait wat? Really? I always thought it was just a tube with the end split open and squished together by the seat post clamp. Why would there be a bearing in there when there are no moving parts?
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)20:34 UTC+1 No.641608 Report

>>640709
>her
Take a closer look.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)20:37 UTC+1 No.641609 Report

>>641608

>tits
>not a her

really doubt it's a trap.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)20:40 UTC+1 No.641611 Report

>>641609
men have tits now.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)20:46 UTC+1 No.641616 Report

>>641611
>>>/fit/25765903
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)21:10 UTC+1 No.641625 Report

>>640709
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)21:17 UTC+1 No.641628 Report

>>640709

Yeah, I'd ride her.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)21:44 UTC+1 No.641640 Report

>>641616

WTF? Is that post even written in English? I have no idea what any of that means.
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)22:07 UTC+1 No.641662 Report

>>641640
My girlfriend scratched my nipple hard, and >I've already been paranoid about male breast tissue growth. I am 22 years old and weigh 157 lbs without the use of anabolic steroids. Just stopped using over the counter herbal testosterone enhancers.
ftfy
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)23:53 UTC+1 No.641703 Report

>>641616
Oh god, It's been long since I looked at /fit/.

>no homo
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Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)23:55 UTC+1 No.641704 Report

>>641662
>herbal testosterone enhancers
>horny goat weed
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Anonymous 03/26/14(Wed)05:50 UTC+1 No.641811 Report

>>641591
The seatpost is bearing most if your weight.
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Anonymous 03/26/14(Wed)11:09 UTC+1 No.641886 Report

>>641811
Badum*Tsh
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Anonymous 03/27/14(Thu)01:49 UTC+1 No.642220 Report

>>641591
>Not having moving parts in your seatpost
lol plebeian
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Anonymous 03/27/14(Thu)01:57 UTC+1 No.642225 Report

>>642220
>Hmm, which part of the bike haven't we made expensive, heavy and servicable only by a bike shop yet? Ooh I know...
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Anonymous 03/30/14(Sun)03:55 UTC+1 No.643686 Report

>>642225
>Poor
>Weight-weenie
>Retard
Now that's what I call plebeian
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Anonymous 03/31/14(Mon)20:47 UTC+1 No.644384 Report

>getting stuck in a tiny puddle like that
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)00:21 UTC+1 No.644967 Report

>>641509

>The nose knows

How dare you pick on an innocent Jew.
It's another shoah!
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)05:14 UTC+1 No.645095 Report

>>640759

>seeing though the bullshit
my nigger
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)05:31 UTC+1 No.645103 Report

>>640759
>>645095
you niggas forgot about

>acting stupidlu and OOOPSY getting stuck and needing help from her malefriends
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)05:33 UTC+1 No.645106 Report

>>641533
shit niga dats old
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)05:40 UTC+1 No.645112 Report

>>645103
>acting stupidlu and OOOPSY getting stuck and needing help from her malefriends
>oh boy your arms are so strong
>you're my hero, you helped out this damsel in distress
>I better get out of these wet clothes
>shimmies her skirt down and yanks her tanktop over her head
>oooh, I've got mud in my eye
>reaches out blindly and grabs hold of a penis
>gangbang/bukkake ensues

Good call brah, what a slut.
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)05:42 UTC+1 No.645113 Report

>>645112
now you're stretching it too far
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)05:49 UTC+1 No.645115 Report

>>645113

nah.

porn mimicks real life and that kind of shit happens all the time in porn.
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)05:55 UTC+1 No.645117 Report

>>645115
yeah man
just yesterday I ordered a pizza and a hot delivery girl forgot the credit card machine so I paid her with the D.
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)05:55 UTC+1 No.645118 Report

god I fucking hate bikers
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)12:46 UTC+1 No.645203 Report

>>645118
Say that to my face fucker.
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)12:50 UTC+1 No.645204 Report

>>645203
It's as if you could see their tiny dicks through their clothing.
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)13:05 UTC+1 No.645207 Report

>>645112
The crowd I hung with in my 20s, it was kind of like that sometimes.
Seriously, someone would put portishead on the stereo, another person would come back with a cup of icecubes and then it was "can someone get up and close the doors?"
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)13:46 UTC+1 No.645217 Report

>>645207
uwotm8?
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)13:51 UTC+1 No.645220 Report

>>645207
this dude was part of thesexclub.net
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)15:46 UTC+1 No.645257 Report

>>645217
>>645220


It was SoCal in the 60's man. The days before we had to worry about stuff like AIDS, everybody was about peace and free love. We were going to change the world man. If we dug some girls and they dug us we'd ball. There was no shame in it. We were sharing free love and changing the world man. God I miss the 60's.
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Awesome Funposter 04/02/14(Wed)15:48 UTC+1 No.645258 Report

>>645257
Are you an old man, or were you just very promiscuous when you were a toddler?
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)16:02 UTC+1 No.645264 Report

>>645257
how old are you?
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)16:16 UTC+1 No.645271 Report

>>645264

62, but I would kick your ass in a bike race son.
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)16:30 UTC+1 No.645278 Report

>>645271
and how the fuck did you end up in this filthy website?
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)16:37 UTC+1 No.645282 Report

>>645278

cheese pizza.
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)16:38 UTC+1 No.645283 Report

>>645271

>62
>born in 1952
>in his 20's in the 60's

I smell bullshit. You wouldn't have been 20 until 1972 (or 1971 depending on the exact birth date).
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)16:39 UTC+1 No.645284 Report

>>645282
confirmed for bullshit
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)16:52 UTC+1 No.645291 Report

>>645283

I never said I was in my 20's in the 60's. I was 17 in 1969. Old enough to participate in the happenings of the time. The movement of the 60's didn' t just end when the calendar rolled over to 1970. Gosh, you kids these days.
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Awesome Funposter 04/02/14(Wed)16:56 UTC+1 No.645297 Report

>>645291
That would be the 70's.
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)17:03 UTC+1 No.645303 Report

>>645291
>I never said I was in my 20's in the 60's

Let's review, shall we?

>>645207
>The crowd I hung with in my 20s
>>645257
>It was SoCal in the 60's man
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)17:09 UTC+1 No.645307 Report

>>645303
60's, 70's, who cares? To be honest, I don't remember most of it.
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)17:11 UTC+1 No.645310 Report

>>645307
post your rugged ball sack or you're lying
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)17:13 UTC+1 No.645311 Report

>>645307

Hard to remember things you weren't alive for.
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)17:33 UTC+1 No.645318 Report

>>645257
>>645271
GW pls
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)17:40 UTC+1 No.645320 Report

>>645303

Well son, when you get to be my age the mind starts to get a little fuzzy. Recollections of my late teens and early 20's (late 60's and early 70's) start to meld together after awhile. It really isn't important exactly how old I was or exactly when it was as it doesn't really matter to the essence of the story.

When you get to be my age and are telling a story to some youngsters I'm sure you'll have a hard time remembering if that happened to you in 2011 or 2014 and frankly it probably won't matter to you too much.

Now this old guys going to go on a bike ride and enjoy this nice spring weather.
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)17:44 UTC+1 No.645321 Report

>>645320

You write like a 19 year old trying to sound 60.
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Anonymous 04/02/14(Wed)17:46 UTC+1 No.645324 Report

Sorry my grandpa found my laptop again. Going to put a kid password for internet access so he can't post on my websites and look at porn

lol sorry guys
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Anonymous 04/03/14(Thu)00:40 UTC+1 No.645544 Report

>>645283
>>645303
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF-GvT8Clnk

I was having orgies with my friends to the sound of Portishead in my 20s but that was the 90s.

I hate to break it to you but there is more than one anon on this board who isn't you.
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Anonymous 04/03/14(Thu)01:48 UTC+1 No.645579 Report

>>645544

>I hate to break it to you but there is more than one anon on this board who isn't you.

BULLSHIT
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Awesome Funposter 04/03/14(Thu)02:05 UTC+1 No.645595 Report

>>645579
I ghost post as anon so I can pretend anon hates me because I'm a tripfag and I get into arguments with myself.
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Anonymous 04/03/14(Thu)02:48 UTC+1 No.645631 Report

>>645579
Yeah. There's you, me, the anon that likes trains, and Baconrider, which may not be a person, but more of a thing or a spiritual movement.
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The/n/king 04/03/14(Thu)02:51 UTC+1 No.645633 Report

>>645631
I look forward to meeting you all.
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Alcoholic Shitposter 04/03/14(Thu)05:33 UTC+1 No.645733 Report

>>645595
You don't really do that, do you?
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Anonymous 04/03/14(Thu)22:13 UTC+1 No.646013 Report

My guess is that our SoCal friend is named Bob Magee.
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Anonymous 04/03/14(Thu)22:28 UTC+1 No.646024 Report

>>646013

Why you say that?

Who are you? NSA, CIA, FBI?????
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