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At the gym I go to, there is a...
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:21 UTC+1 No.10495335 Report

At the gym I go to, there is a guy with a vette that parks in the back like pic related, taking two spots. It annoys me everytime I see it parked like that. What are some ways someone could fuck with him
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:22 UTC+1 No.10495338 Report

Don't be a child.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:23 UTC+1 No.10495345 Report

Put him in one of these and lol when you loose the key.
ThatfaginthepurpleM3 06/16/14(Mon)19:24 UTC+1 No.10495348 Report


If you have enough space, park on his driver's side

This is assuming of course that this is actually a busy parking lot and him taking two spots actually matters.

Don't forget to take a picture of his license in case you come out to a keyed car
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:25 UTC+1 No.10495353 Report

use washable spray paint and mark his car right in the middle where the parking line is.

damaging the car in any real way means that you're as much or more of a faggot than he is
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:25 UTC+1 No.10495355 Report

>parks in the back like pic related, taking two spots
Why does it matter if he's parked in the back? It's not like he's taking up two prime spots.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:26 UTC+1 No.10495357 Report

But how are you gonna progress to bigger anal plugs if you lose the key?
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:26 UTC+1 No.10495359 Report

Anyone like the subaru next to it more?
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:26 UTC+1 No.10495361 Report

>damaging the car in any real way means that you're as much or more of a faggot than he is

Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:27 UTC+1 No.10495363 Report

Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:28 UTC+1 No.10495373 Report

do something like this
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:34 UTC+1 No.10495396 Report

Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:34 UTC+1 No.10495398 Report

Britfag Americano 06/16/14(Mon)19:36 UTC+1 No.10495404 Report

is the lot full, and he's taking spaces that are needed?
if no, then leave him the fuck alone.

door dings suck. they suck more on a car you really care about. if there are plenty of spaces then why the fuck do you even care, you autistic fuck
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:37 UTC+1 No.10495410 Report

muh autism
Some Asshole with a Train Horn 06/16/14(Mon)19:37 UTC+1 No.10495412 Report

It's only really a big deal if he's parking close or there is a shortage of parking in the lot. If it's towards the back and there are plenty of free spaces, zero fucks given.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:37 UTC+1 No.10495413 Report

Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:41 UTC+1 No.10495431 Report

>implying i have ever even been on leddit
>implying i didnt just google search asshole parking
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:41 UTC+1 No.10495434 Report

>have old car that you want to preserve as well as possible
>park normally anywhere, people carelessly open their doors into your car
>park across multiple spots in the back of the lot, risk people messing with your car on purpose
What else am I supposed to do, you fucking shitheads?
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:42 UTC+1 No.10495443 Report


Park away from the pack.

10 extra seconds of walking isn't going to kill you, shit head.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:45 UTC+1 No.10495450 Report

>in the back of the lot
>in the back of the lot
>in the back of the lot
Reading comprehension, where is yours?
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:46 UTC+1 No.10495451 Report

Park far away ,but in your lane. You take up two spots you send the message that you're too good for just one spot.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:46 UTC+1 No.10495452 Report

Park in the back in a single spot.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:47 UTC+1 No.10495457 Report

Just use a single spot. No one is going to actually try to park next to you in the back unless you're a Subaru. Him parking like that suggests that it is indeed a busy parking lot but he doesn't want anyone next to him.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:47 UTC+1 No.10495460 Report


>away from the pack
>away from the pack
>away from the pack

in the back of the lot != away from the pack

Shit head.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:48 UTC+1 No.10495464 Report

Set him on fire
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:05 UTC+1 No.10495516 Report

Fucking truth!

When ever I park my STI toward the back of a huge mostly empty parking lot, 1/2 the there is a BRZ or WRX next to me when I return.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:05 UTC+1 No.10495517 Report

>no one can park worth shit, always park on end caps to avoid being hit or doored
>6 story parking garage, can park on floors 2-4
>3 and up are usually empty because summer session
>go up to 4 because maximum avoidance
>go to an area where there are no cars
>some old man in a caddy comes up and parks next to me.
>50+ open spots on all sides of us
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:07 UTC+1 No.10495527 Report

Scratch awl.

Lean in to it to get all the way down to the metal.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:10 UTC+1 No.10495534 Report

>>park normally anywhere, people carelessly open their doors into your car

I know one person that this has ever happened to.

Where do you people live that this is a regular occurrence?
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:20 UTC+1 No.10495574 Report

>college parking
>get there at 7:30 and lot is half empty, still like 400 spaces
>always park at the end of the aisle next to a small curb to avoid people
>some asian guy in a corolla parks right next to me
>hundreds of empty spaces, but he decided to park right next to me
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:27 UTC+1 No.10495602 Report

What? This happens so frequently that its the reason for these huge fugly strips on the side of cars.

Sorry for such large file size.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:38 UTC+1 No.10495661 Report

1994 Geo Metro 1987 Toyota MR2 AW11 06/16/14(Mon)20:41 UTC+1 No.10495682 Report

I personally park in front of security cameras every chance I get. even if it means another 2 minutes of finding a spot

no way am I letting some shithead get away with scratching my car. that fuckers going to jail for hit and run.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:54 UTC+1 No.10495720 Report

>non-C7 corvette

top cake
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)21:19 UTC+1 No.10495833 Report

Captain kek
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)21:27 UTC+1 No.10495874 Report

if the parking lot is full and hes taking up two spaces, shit on his windshield.
If the parking lot is never full and hes in the back taking up two spaces and you are worried about it, kill yourself.
Guywithasti 06/16/14(Mon)21:28 UTC+1 No.10495887 Report

It wS beautiful and loud at lemans this year. I had an all night concert from it
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)21:32 UTC+1 No.10495898 Report

follow him into the changing/locker room and rape him
after you get done tell him his dad was better

it'll totally fuck with him
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)21:37 UTC+1 No.10495916 Report

>that car worth the effort

At Work 06/16/14(Mon)21:38 UTC+1 No.10495919 Report


People are asshole. Someone threw their door into my car so hard that they creased the fucking rear fender. In the 3 years I had it, it got dinged at least 4 times and I always try to park away from people.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)21:44 UTC+1 No.10495960 Report

>about 10 empty spaces
>park in the middle all the time
>one day brand new bro truck right beside shit box ram
>so close to me on his passenger side i can't actually enter drivers side door
>park one spot over next time
>same story the next day
>rinse and repeat
>same thing happens
>3rd time is the charm
>leave a note
>"you've parked to close 3 times in 3 days. I don't know if I've upset you, but I know I care less for this piece of shit miled out truck than you do about daddies powerstroke."
>next day someone cut my one of my sandbags open and wrote fag on my hood with sand
>never see powerstroke near my truck again though

Sometimes you gotta take a loss with a win.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)21:49 UTC+1 No.10495992 Report


He was just laying down some big truck dominance on your small truck. Embrace it. Seriously though why is it that bro trucks seem to have the biggest douches for drivers?
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)21:51 UTC+1 No.10496000 Report

When I say middle I should clarify that I mean in a single space in the middle of the 10 spaces. Leaving lots of parking on each side of me.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)21:55 UTC+1 No.10496018 Report

I don't know, but my college had a lot of them. It was a hilarious display of car culture daily. Some funny stories about people working on vehicles if anyone's interested.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)21:59 UTC+1 No.10496042 Report

It's a good tactic.
Parking up that high means he avoids most of the "traffic" but if he parks in an empty slot and comes out to a damaged car. who the fuck is it?
If he parks next to you and his car is damaged he knows exactly who to blame.

I do the same thing to a the Argentinian car washers that work at my supermarket.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:01 UTC+1 No.10496052 Report

>ops a jealous faggot
>corvette owner is a car enthusiast who doesn't want his clean sports car to be damaged

i hope he sees you fucking with it and kicks your teeth in
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:02 UTC+1 No.10496059 Report

>having a nice car is a reason to be a faggot.

get a gopro, nigger.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:16 UTC+1 No.10496139 Report

> Bought a 04 chrysler crossfire, not even expensive I'm just anal about it
> One week after buying I have 2 new door dents

I think assholes just open their door extra hard on purpose to nice cars. I now take a single spot in the back with the other cars people actually care about.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:19 UTC+1 No.10496162 Report

Park ridiculously close to his driver's side door. If he fucks up your car because of it, firebomb his shit.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:19 UTC+1 No.10496164 Report

>nice cars
Is this what crossfire owners actually believe?

It's actually not bad looking, but it is a total womans car so people probably think you wont care.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:24 UTC+1 No.10496200 Report

>It's actually not bad looking
U wot. It's one of the ugliest fucking cars out there, next to the PT cruiser and Aztec.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:25 UTC+1 No.10496205 Report

quote >>10496164
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:27 UTC+1 No.10496224 Report

Yeah well that's like, your opinion man.

I was actually planning on getting a newer mustang but got a price I couldn't turn down on the xfire. I personally like the looks anyways.

Also we all know women can't drive 6 speeds.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:30 UTC+1 No.10496240 Report

What generation mustang? If you chose the crossfire over a 2010+ mustang, you fucked up.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:32 UTC+1 No.10496256 Report

admittedly not its best angle. but i wouldn't describe it as bad.

It's just a hair dressers car.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:34 UTC+1 No.10496261 Report

not that guy, but if he parks away from the only other person on that entire floor, how would his car get damaged to begin with?
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:34 UTC+1 No.10496264 Report

Get a can of removable spraypaint and spray where the line would be
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:37 UTC+1 No.10496279 Report

people hooning. people with said same idea, damaging it then fucking off.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:37 UTC+1 No.10496282 Report

At which angle does it not look like ass? Except maybe straight facing the front.

It is the perfect hairdresser's car though.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:39 UTC+1 No.10496291 Report

but that could happen even if he parks next to the other guy, and then he would be falsely accusing that guy
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:40 UTC+1 No.10496296 Report

It looks alright there. it literally only the flat bit of the back that looks wank. any view without that in is alright.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:40 UTC+1 No.10496299 Report

>cars on either side of him
too close to park next to him, but when there is no cars park right up by his driver side.

or just throw a ninja rock through the windshield.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:41 UTC+1 No.10496303 Report

Well most people would use their power of common sense to see what side the damage was on.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:42 UTC+1 No.10496311 Report

>empty parking lot
>thinks its anything to take up 2 spots
>thinks a corvette owner is autistic enough to keep a fucking gopro mounted on his dash and running 24/7

also a gopro would be a theft target, assclown
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:45 UTC+1 No.10496329 Report

1, you don't know it's empty.
2, you don't know its going to remain empty
3, wanting to protect your shit via a camera is less autistic than purposefully taking up two spots
4, put the gopro next to the rear view mirror, nobody even notices
5, get a bulldog alarm to A)Protect your cam, B)protect your precious car you're so worried about.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:50 UTC+1 No.10496350 Report

oh christ

>go to class
>row of empty spots
>park right in the middle of 7-10 open spots
camaro pulls in right the fuck next to me
>door flies open into mine
>girl in passenger seat
"oh my godddddddd your door is soooo heavyyyy"

doesnt look like much but it took the clear coat off and left behind some purpleish paint

I should take a pic of where my mom left a nice dent throwing my door open into a fire hydrant
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:56 UTC+1 No.10496398 Report

Leave a note of some kind. Fucking sombody's car up is no bueno, and wont solve the problem.

If the person is older, and you are young, taking the chance to call them disrespectful of the others who use the lot always stabs just the right place.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)23:05 UTC+1 No.10496439 Report

An 05/06.

Only ones I could find in my price range were v6 autos and fuck that. They do look better in person when you have a downward viewpoint
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)23:11 UTC+1 No.10496491 Report

>ever a full lot, ever

even the most crowded times at the gym there's always going to be spots left
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)23:18 UTC+1 No.10496527 Report

i'm interested
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)23:18 UTC+1 No.10496528 Report

Now you're just being pedantic.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)23:18 UTC+1 No.10496535 Report

Get over it, at least he's going all the way to the back. It's not that big of a deal unless you can't find a parking spot. He probably works there, judging by the car next to him, also in the back, since employees are generally required to park in the back. I think it's alright to take up parking spaces like that if you're in the back away from others.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)23:55 UTC+1 No.10496724 Report

I have lots, but I'll try to green text some. Just about off work.
>guy has 2007 Chevy Silverado
>Lincoln emblems on it
>fake carbon fiber hood that's just plastic
>no tailgate (what the fuck can't put anything in box)
>it won't start one day
>guy can't figure it out
>offer a hand
>terminals were disconnected and the guy spent an hour and a half looking at his engine with a blank stare while I was doing some maintenance on my truck
>turns out someone pryed open the plastic hood and took them off
>fake carbon fiber, not even once.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)00:09 UTC+1 No.10496796 Report

>go park at end of parking lot
>only one there
>come back
>6 cars around/near my car

Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)00:16 UTC+1 No.10496830 Report

>Have old car you want to preserve
quit being a compensating faggot and buy a shitbox.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)00:17 UTC+1 No.10496835 Report


Don't be a beta and resolve it like an adult.

>hey man, nice ride! I understand you don't want to ding your car, maybe I could park next to you on your passenger side like that you're sure I don't hit you?
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)01:15 UTC+1 No.10497181 Report

Choosing a Crossfire over any (except second gen) Mustang is a mistake.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)01:31 UTC+1 No.10497286 Report

>be in shitty college town full of painful ignorance and meth
>go to restaurant, parking lot is 75% full, will be 100% within 30 minutes
>drive my old shitty accord through lot, heading toward the back of the lot
>see motherfucking S600 in the back with its passenger side to the grass
>dat V12, dem tarbos
>park next to it, give very wide berth to my passenger's side in order to leave as much room for the S-class while still being within my lines
>today, I have protected nice things
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)01:40 UTC+1 No.10497338 Report

I do this in my rapemobile/suburban, since it's what I drive if I'm likely to be in a crowded lot.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)01:42 UTC+1 No.10497349 Report

>mfw I drive a beat up 97 toyota camry DD
>mfw I purposely park close to nice cars
>mfw I have "accidentally" doored a few C6's, 370z's, S2000's, new mustang 5.0's

Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)01:42 UTC+1 No.10497354 Report

>>ever a full lot, ever

You've clearly never been to Clarksville Athletic Club.

There have been a few days where I've just had to go home because there isn't even any space in the grass.
heartbreaker 06/17/14(Tue)01:43 UTC+1 No.10497363 Report

>nice cars
>C6's, 370z's, S2000's, new mustang 5.0's
Which is it? At least get your made up story straight before posting
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)01:45 UTC+1 No.10497379 Report

Squeeze your car in as absolutely close as you can to his driver's side as you can without touching, it's not illegal, and he'll be either stuck until you get back, or look like a total idiot trying to get in through the passenger's seat
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)01:47 UTC+1 No.10497388 Report


I live in the hood, those are nice cars to me. But I would door something nicer given the chance.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)01:49 UTC+1 No.10497397 Report


>heartbreaker still a faggot

At least you're consistent.
Britfag Americano 06/17/14(Tue)02:07 UTC+1 No.10497552 Report

neighbour has one in black.

it's ok looking, but not my thing.
Britfag Americano 06/17/14(Tue)02:09 UTC+1 No.10497564 Report

you are a good person.
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