[ 3 / a / adv / an / asp / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / g / gd / int / jp / k / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / o / out / p / po / sci / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wsg / x]


<< back to board
[Delete this thread]

File: 8fa21e12-0f8e-4cfb-834f-95282124e.jpg-(404 KB, 1024x768)
IT'S THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, WHAT SEDAN/COUPE ARE YOU DRIVING? Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:53 UTC+1 No.10495476 Report

Pic related.

I will die in style
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:58 UTC+1 No.10495496 Report

Can... I just keep the car I already have?
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:59 UTC+1 No.10495498 Report

if it is a sedan/coupe then sure
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:15 UTC+1 No.10495554 Report

In the Apocalypse I'll steal all the cars I want moneys no issue when the owners a zombie your just doing him and the car a favor but... that being said I would pick a Mitsubishi FTO gp awd
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:17 UTC+1 No.10495558 Report

'68 Dodge Dart.

I will fuck up every zombie on the road.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:17 UTC+1 No.10495559 Report

>turdgen with only carb'd 305 as best available engine
>not glorious GTA with 350 TPI
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:17 UTC+1 No.10495562 Report

Dodge Charger Defiance

Yes. I don't really care for Dodge besides the Challenger, but I'd go with that one just for looks.

If we're talking reliability I'd probably go with a European VW Passat with the 1.9 TDI. Reliable, cheap and rather easy to fix.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:23 UTC+1 No.10495584 Report


A dirt bike. I can carry my supplies in a pack, and if I find one with a good muffler, or install one if I can find one, because something big and flashy in an apocalypse is fucking retarded. Anyways, what's the point of this thread? Nothing exciting will ever happen. Give up.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:24 UTC+1 No.10495589 Report


A dirtbike is not a coupe or sedan.
Steering_couplers 06/16/14(Mon)20:26 UTC+1 No.10495601 Report

>they don't live on a self sufficient compound
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:29 UTC+1 No.10495617 Report

good luck getting away from zombies in that slow shitbox
ImpalaBro 06/16/14(Mon)20:33 UTC+1 No.10495628 Report

Unless the zombie apocalypse blows over quickly, whatever car or bike you have is not going to last long. Gas goes bad after a few months, so unless you're brewing your own ethanol at that point then you're up shit creek without a paddle.

Diesels, on the other hand, may be more viable, but considering most diesel vehicles in the US are giant fuel guzzlers, they'll be of fairly limited practicality.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:33 UTC+1 No.10495630 Report

M3 Bradley - room for 6 people in the cargo bay, + 25mm turret cannon & 7mm machine gun
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:34 UTC+1 No.10495639 Report

fuck yeah.
Steering_couplers 06/16/14(Mon)20:36 UTC+1 No.10495651 Report

>runs out of fuel in a day
>takes months of scavenging to run it for an hour

Good idea. I guess it would be okay for temporary shelter.
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)23:54 UTC+1 No.10496721 Report


Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)23:58 UTC+1 No.10496741 Report

Tesla Model S.

While the rest of the world is going Mad MAx for remaining gasoline/diesel. I'll be using a car I can charge from my home solar array.

It is also very quiet and less likely to attract attention.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)00:00 UTC+1 No.10496748 Report


Because you have a home solar array.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)03:16 UTC+1 No.10498089 Report

Holy fucking shit the circlejerk over this car never ceases to amaze me. This is supposed to be a thread about post-apocalyptic desert cruisers/utility vehicles for traveling and foraging and you pick a car that can go 300 miles before having to stop for 10 hours (assuming a standard 110v outlet) just because it's electric and trendy


My submission: 4th gen camaro ss

Ugly as all fuck, but LS1 gets almost 30mpg highway, power to go places fast and outrun enemies, enough ground clearance to be reasonable in flat terrain, old enough that i can fix any problems with it myself but new enough so that it's decently reliable and has enough on the road to scavenge parts from if need be.

I'm assuming this is an apocalypse that kills enough people that most of my time is spent highway driving, going town to town scavenging supplies
ImpalaBro 06/17/14(Tue)03:44 UTC+1 No.10498334 Report


It may have to stop for 10 hours, but he does have a half decent idea in that he'll have a car when the gas goes bad.

Good fucking luck to him getting replacement parts for a Tesla, though. One thing breaks and he's done for.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)03:48 UTC+1 No.10498362 Report

If an el-camino counts as a car not a truck, then an el camino.

Otherwise probably something that is insanely common, good on gas, and easy to fix like a civic or cobalt.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)04:37 UTC+1 No.10498710 Report

The obvious choice is a 300SD with a greasecar setup. Fuel will be extremely hard to find and as a result diesel greasecar conversions are the most practical choice.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)05:52 UTC+1 No.10499259 Report

300D is more practical

Love the 116 but too many features/points of failure
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)06:02 UTC+1 No.10499308 Report

It's more practical. Enjoy abandoning it or taking a long ass detour after seeing a hopeless dead traffic jam or physical roadblock like fallen objects on the road.
Firechicken 06/17/14(Tue)06:05 UTC+1 No.10499332 Report

>Driving a car
>Not driving a lifted 4x4 truck / SUV
Do you even apocalypse?

Although I guess this technically is a coupe and fits OP's criteria.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)06:05 UTC+1 No.10499333 Report

>electric motor
>ever failing
He can see if he can find a spare battery or two and get nearly a decade each. As long as he doesn't go off road, it should be fine.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)06:06 UTC+1 No.10499343 Report

A catfish isn't any more practical.
Ricers Gonna 06/17/14(Tue)06:08 UTC+1 No.10499355 Report

Riding shotgun in the official zombie vehicle
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)06:10 UTC+1 No.10499373 Report


Fuck yea beaners and zombies it's all the same all you need is a bullet to tha brain heehaaah
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)06:11 UTC+1 No.10499384 Report

i'll see you all in HELL!
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)06:21 UTC+1 No.10499444 Report

unimog converted to run on burning firewood, i shall live in the woods
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)06:26 UTC+1 No.10499477 Report

Like living in an apocalyptic world won't fuck up your car with whatever road hazards and rogues trying to shoot you up. Ok.
ImpalaBro 06/17/14(Tue)06:29 UTC+1 No.10499496 Report


Computers fail.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)06:36 UTC+1 No.10499533 Report

Unless you have an acre worth of panels you won't be charging your car in a hurry.

>tesla battery
>lasting a decade

Not going to happen.
7mgeFag 06/17/14(Tue)06:40 UTC+1 No.10499555 Report

Probably an old carbureted Chevy C1500 with a manual and a 350 or the diesel. I'd probably toss a small dirt bike or mountain bike in the back, along with as much food, drank, and fuel as I could carry
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)06:50 UTC+1 No.10499598 Report

>Driving a car

Unless its powered by a meager amount of corn fuel or by a battery charged by small wind turbines, you might as well say goodbye to any motorized vehicles.

My advice would be to get some horses and use your car as a carriage. That'll at least last a while, before you have to build a carriage out of wood or scavenged material.
7mgeFag 06/17/14(Tue)06:53 UTC+1 No.10499612 Report

Horses require feed, tack, and medicine. A mountain bike can do almost everything a horse can, it won't fucking die on you or spook out and toss you. Plus horse riding takes a lot of practice to master
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)06:54 UTC+1 No.10499617 Report

diesel swapped CVPI with a monstrous bull bar on the front.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)06:57 UTC+1 No.10499629 Report

Mountain bikes would be good if you didn't need to carry food, water supplies, shit to barter with, and all the other things you would need to survive with, especially if you were in a small group (let's face it, if an apocalypse happens, you aren't going to do things by yourself. You'll only be more exposed and you'll lose your mind faster).

Unless of course, you can use a few people on Mountain Bikes to haul a Pickup Truck loaded with supplies in it.
7mgeFag 06/17/14(Tue)07:07 UTC+1 No.10499665 Report

You don't need a mountain of gear for when you're on the move. A backpack and two medium sized duffels crossed over your shoulders would be more than enough, and that's perfectly easy to hike or pedal with. Figure a group of 3-5 with this setup, a rifle for a few of the good shooters, a shotgun, and a sidearm/melee for each, and you'd be set

If you had that much necessary gear that you needed a truck to carry it all, you'd be better off establishing a base and growing your own crops
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)07:08 UTC+1 No.10499671 Report

I can't have a truck?

um... can it be a small truck?
ImpalaBro 06/17/14(Tue)07:30 UTC+1 No.10499796 Report


A truck, if you want to get technical, is a coupe utility. Thus, a coupe.
SomeAngryPolak 06/17/14(Tue)08:57 UTC+1 No.10500158 Report

fucking casuals
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:46 UTC+1 No.10500372 Report

Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:48 UTC+1 No.10500381 Report

I got sick treads
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:58 UTC+1 No.10500423 Report

and an infinite supply of chains and tire tubes

enjoys dying because >lol no gas

its like you never lurked one of those apocalyptic threads on /b/, fucking basic knowledge
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)11:41 UTC+1 No.10500739 Report

I'm driving my dick up your moms cunt.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)11:43 UTC+1 No.10500745 Report

W-Well that doesn't recycle dinosaurs, so ha. Take that /n/.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)11:50 UTC+1 No.10500756 Report

Thats not the point nerd
Remember, its the zombie apocalypse

People who are involved in making gas, delivering gas, selling gas are zombies, where are you going to get gas for a car?

>stored gas hurr

Stored gas gets olds and will fuck up your fuel system, who is going to fix your fuel system? Where ate you going to find spares? Are you going to lose your time finding a fuel pump instead of going to the poles where zombirs cant survive?

You gonna get fucked up by a nigger zombie anon

They are brain eating zombies
they dont fuck around
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)11:59 UTC+1 No.10500770 Report

Who wants a car for this situation? I'm Going for the Great Australian Postie Bike

>90+ MPG
> Spare parts can be found in any Post Office in the country
> Offroad potential, as seen by it being the primary bike for Australian farmers

Admittedly, It has a max speed of 80km/h, but It's the Apocalipse, I doubt the roads are up to much faster, plus you only need to outrun zombies, and if they can run at 80Km/h, then it probably wouldn't make a difference what car you drive.
DatLancerGuy 06/17/14(Tue)12:07 UTC+1 No.10500779 Report

>no gas
I have lurked those threads.

The gas already delivered to the gas stations will be there. You can drive around anywhere and take gas from any station.

Or fill it up in cans.

>will fuck up your fuel system

So the gas will be stored long enough for it to fuck up my fuel system? And in the meantime driving a bike will be more efficient?
>dangerous to be on when there are fucking zombies all around
>needs tools to propperly fix and maintain

You can carry around most of your tools in the trunk of your car, and have room for supplies.

God, it's like we're having amateur hour here
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)12:08 UTC+1 No.10500782 Report

people are retarded if you think gas does bad
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)12:11 UTC+1 No.10500788 Report

Fuck off idiot
Something that I can run on wood. Fuck your forests... Ok I'll replant some trees
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)12:23 UTC+1 No.10500799 Report

Are you faggots serious?
I dont even know where to start

You are an absolute retard if you dont know gas goes bad overtime, this is a fact, google it cunt

Second, you need 1/50 of all the tools you need to fix a bike compared to the amount of tools you need yo fix a car

Ehat are you going to do when you need to change your clutch, or an axle/driveshaft?

You ate going to go to a garage and fix it?

There are zombies in a garage, there are people in a garage, they both are going to eat you

You wont be able to drive in the city with a car, its a zombie apocalypse tje streets are full of traffic jams because people tried to escape

Its not tiring, its just like walking, and you are going to have to walk once you run out of gas, and no you cannot go to a pump, someone already took the gas, its a zombie apocalypse, you think someone is going to leavea gallon just for you?
come on nigga

You are going to run out of gas, and when you do you are going to try to escape by foot, but zombies will catch you, they run faster, and they dont get tired

Ridimg a bike while escaping from zombies is a shitload more effective than running because you ran out of gas

You can always haul a small trailer, like one of those trolliers or whatever they are called in english where babies sit and put all your stuff there

Lets not forget bikes dont make sound, when zombies hear the engine they will go towards the sound source

Its fucking stupid to think a gas powered machine will be useful when shit hits the fan
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)12:27 UTC+1 No.10500807 Report

I will stay right on top my wood burning vehicle's maintenance thank you.
A bicycle, srsly? Might as well crawl up into a foetal position and cry the zombies away
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)12:27 UTC+1 No.10500808 Report

use a diesel truck with two long range tanks and a few jerry cans in the back to gtfo of dodge
writing off cars straight away is fucking stupid. more stupid then trying to rely on them for more than a week or so
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)12:28 UTC+1 No.10500811 Report

CT 110 master race
DatLancerGuy 06/17/14(Tue)12:29 UTC+1 No.10500816 Report

>zombie apocalypse
>enough people to finish gas
then it isn't really an apocalypse.

And even if the gas DOES go bad, this doesn't happen in at least 4 months. Bear in mind the gas stored in gas tanks will take longer to go bad.

had my car for 15 years, only changed clutch. The odds of having to change a major component in an apocalypse is extremely low.

Even if, I can pick up another car.

>haul a small trailer
Nigger look me in the fucking eye and tell me you can outrun a sprinting zombie while biking with a trailer after two weeks of everyday biking.

Fuck you if you think you won't tear a muscle in the first month.

An what then? will you be able to run? no.

For fuck's sake just go back to /n/
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)12:43 UTC+1 No.10500841 Report

>think i post on /n/

Dam nigger, you are more retarded than i tought

You will run out of gas this is a fact and after yo will be fucked

Meanwhile i will be in alaska where zombies cant stand the living condition

You can easily outrun someone on a bike, bike is no that exhausting and you wont fuck up a muscle, stop bein a fucking lardass

I fucking do 2 hours of bmx a day, its not tiring, only if you are a fucking latdass

Besides you wobt be sprinting, you just need to keep a regular pace

You will break an axle or sone suspension component, its the apocalypse, you will need to go off road

You are not the only one who is still alive

There wont be no electricity, no gas

This is not hurr durr /n/ vs /o/ faggotry its the zombie apocalypse, a bike is the best transportation choice, litrally your only argument against it is >im a fatass who cant even haul a small troller while riding a bike

Enjoy being zombie and other survivalists food faggot
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)12:47 UTC+1 No.10500846 Report

What the fuck

Zombies wont even hear you, they wont know you are biking down a road

Its much better than " oops outta gas and surrounded by zombies!
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)12:49 UTC+1 No.10500848 Report

good luck trying to cover 300 miles on a fucking bicycle

best choice is a motorcycle. fuel efficient as fuck, fast, easily to maneuver.
DatLancerGuy 06/17/14(Tue)12:51 UTC+1 No.10500854 Report

>you will need to go offraod
>can go offroad in a bike with a trailer
>2hours a day
>anywhere near biking all day while towing a trailer
>can easily outrun a sprinting person after biking all day and towing a trailer.uphill.

>it is not tiring
maybe if you had a real bike

>won't fuck up a muscle
This is how I know you are stupid.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)12:54 UTC+1 No.10500862 Report

A motorcycle is also a better choice than a car, but again you will run out of fuel

And now you are in the middle off butfucking nowhere in the middle of the midwest or who knows where in russia with a bike with no fuel
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)13:01 UTC+1 No.10500870 Report

>mountain bike
>somehow not being able to go off road

Dam nigger, this is fucking retarded

Like premium quality stupidity

You dont need to sprint all day long, if you live on an average sized city, in no more than an hour you are happily and calmly riding on the highway at a slow pace

You wont hurt a muscle from cycling down a highway, there are people who have cicled the whole american continent, from north to south

Unless you are a fucking 50 year old fatso

>real bike

Lel try harder, my bmx, mountain bike and my normal bike are together more expensive that your piece of shit lancer

You started it faggot, just for the record
DatLancerGuy 06/17/14(Tue)13:07 UTC+1 No.10500878 Report

>has 3 bikes
>claims he doesn't browse /n/
I have a mountain bike. Do not even try to convince me you can go offroad easily with a mountain bike without having to get off at some places and walk.

And don't even think about riding it dowhill with a trailer behind you.

And even if you don't sprint all day long.
Say you are going at a slow pace.
Then a herd of zombies appear ahead.
You do a uturn and try to outrun them
At this point you have been on your bicycle everyday for 3 weeks.
Your ass is sore and developing a rash.
Your back is nearly broken.
Your legs are burning.
And now you have to bike uphill while towing a 20kg trailer.

If you really think you will be faster than a sprinting person, you are just beyond saving.

I like how you ignored most of points and just cherrypicked.

3/10 for making me reply to you so many times
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)13:14 UTC+1 No.10500888 Report

Fuck cars, I'm stealing a boat out of the harbor and driving it to one of the closer islands offshore.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)13:19 UTC+1 No.10500893 Report

I guess you browse >>>/lgbt/ because you are a faggot then?

/n/is full of fixie faggots who think is a good idea to ride on the streets like if they were a car

Ehy would a heard of zombies appear oit of nowhere? The only place full off zombies are cities, you dont want to be in the city, no matter what your method of transportation is

Once you leave the city you have to stop worryibg about zombies and worry about making it to the poles, where zombies cant survive

You wont get to the poles with one tank of gas, all tje gas in the highway gas stations is gone, you want gas? Well enter a city full of zombies for your gallon of gas that will be used in leaving such city

You actually think sprinting for 3 weeks carrying 20ks of food wont tire you of what?

Again google about people cycling across america, like north to south and trll me they were almost dead

Bikes have transmissions nerd, that means you can cycle slowly while still mocing relatively fasr

Adress all the points i ignore so i can prove them wrong
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)13:20 UTC+1 No.10500897 Report

>All those typos
Lel i need to go to sleep
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)13:24 UTC+1 No.10500903 Report

>not strapping a 10l jerry can to the bike

dude... and bring a hose so you can siphon shit
you arent getting anywhere on a fucking bicycle

the amount of ground you can cover in a car/bike in a single tank of gas is more than youll be able to do in a bike in several days. plain and simple.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)13:25 UTC+1 No.10500906 Report

able to do on a bicycle

i need to go to bed
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)13:28 UTC+1 No.10500914 Report

You are still going to run out of gas
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)13:34 UTC+1 No.10500929 Report

and by the time you cant get anymore (assuming it all goes off after a few months) you're already where you need to be
and yorue going to run out of stamina on a bike, break a chain, get flat tires etc.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)13:47 UTC+1 No.10500958 Report

>riding a bicycle during the zombie apocalypse

So you want to not make it pass a week.

Me personally I would just get in the nearest car and go straight to the docks and take someones boat with a shitload of food and water. I will survive longer then any of you
pic is what I would bring
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)13:50 UTC+1 No.10500968 Report

>not having a years supply of rice, red beans, beef jerky and honey in the basement
>bugging out instead of bugging in
Yeah right, a real zombie apocalypse is totally like in the movies, and you'll always magically find fuel for your car, and other people won't try to murder you for your posessions.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)13:51 UTC+1 No.10500969 Report

maybe motorbike is indeed a better idea

consider the opportunity of just nuking the zombies and the fact that civilization could be normal again

but if such thing is not 100% sure to happen

i rather have a slow but reliable transport
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)13:52 UTC+1 No.10500976 Report

>live in rural australia

yeah i think i'd be fine as long as cattle and sheep dont go zombie
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)13:58 UTC+1 No.10500996 Report

Eight year warranty, so they have faith. There isn't many first gen Priuses with battery issues either.
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)14:02 UTC+1 No.10501013 Report

someone post the video of the guy who has had this tesla in the shop for 6 months straight out of 8 months of ownership
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)14:22 UTC+1 No.10501074 Report

Fight your own battles, will you? And what does one video prove? An exception?
Type R 06/17/14(Tue)14:26 UTC+1 No.10501080 Report

>add solar panels to the roof for charging
>rifle rack
>go anywhere so long as it's sufficiently charged

Fuck you Land Rover for not producing this
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)14:35 UTC+1 No.10501111 Report


>Gas goes bad

Wait, what?
Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)14:40 UTC+1 No.10501124 Report

until you cut them down
Type R 06/17/14(Tue)14:41 UTC+1 No.10501130 Report

Yes it does
All the content on this website comes from 4chan.org. All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster. 4chanArchive is not affiliated with 4chan.