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08/10/14(Sun)20:15 UTC+1 No.10861760 Report

>middle of da night
>dat crave
>slide out of bed without disturbing muh bitch
>go downstairs
>find biggest bowl I can find
>rummage through pantry
>find delicious box of goodness
>fill bowl to brim
>mild erection starting
>go in fridge
>half whole milk gallon of milk
>fuck yea
>top bowl up
>grab biggest spoon in drawer
>march upstairs staring at delicious treat that awaits
>lay in bed watching animooz
>take bite
>hmm, thats weird
>take another bite
>milk is sour
>wasted half box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
>nearly vomit
>curse my existence
>pour it down garbage disposal with the rest of the milk
>have to make four turkey cheddar (extra sharp ofc) sandwiches instead

Life just sucks sometimes, you know?

>get in car
>transmission is now a single speed
>begin looking for T-56/T-6060/V160 bellhousing adapters immediately.
Oil King 08/10/14(Sun)20:19 UTC+1 No.10861785 Report

ImpalaBro 08/10/14(Sun)20:21 UTC+1 No.10861802 Report

>get project car running
>air up tires
>pull out of shop
>idle it up a tad
>move shifter from neutral to drive
>the faintest of shakes can be felt if you pay close attention

>the car does not move

>go through 2, L, R

>try not to cry
>cry a lot
Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)20:23 UTC+1 No.10861810 Report

>transmission is now a single speed
Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)20:43 UTC+1 No.10861944 Report

Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)20:49 UTC+1 No.10861978 Report

who the fuck are you and why are you posting?
08/10/14(Sun)20:57 UTC+1 No.10862009 Report

I'm pretty much the smartest and most educated and most important person you'll ever meet.

Also good looking and I smell good.
Posted from my iPad Air using Tapatalk.
Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)21:06 UTC+1 No.10862067 Report

Holy shit nigga paying attention to your milk ain't hard. Sniff test man. I learned it in college and have not stopped since.

>open jug
>waft open jug under nose
>take a second and think "does that smell like fucking shit"
>smells like fresh milk? cool.
>pour in bowl

Takes like 3 seconds tops.
vtak yo 08/10/14(Sun)21:07 UTC+1 No.10862081 Report

>ipad air

this is bait
SuperWhiteII 08/11/14(Mon)03:53 UTC+1 No.10864680 Report

Just a tripfag who doesn't know how to stop shitposting.
Anonymous 08/11/14(Mon)03:55 UTC+1 No.10864689 Report


Anonymous 08/11/14(Mon)03:55 UTC+1 No.10864692 Report

>project car
>go through 2, L, R
>project car
>automatic project car

you should cry, for owning a piece of shit
ImpalaBro 08/11/14(Mon)03:59 UTC+1 No.10864711 Report
File: FD_.jpg-(125x93)
>>10864692It's a...

It's a 1955 Oldsmobile. I don't think they offered a manual anymore by that point, and even then it would be a 3 on the tree.
weenies 08/11/14(Mon)04:01 UTC+1 No.10864724 Report

>I'm pretty much the smartest and most educated and most important person you'll ever meet.

frosty pls go
FZ675R 08/11/14(Mon)04:01 UTC+1 No.10864727 Report

>using tripcode on an anonymous board then calling others bloggers
FZ675R 08/11/14(Mon)04:03 UTC+1 No.10864740 Report

nice 57 chevy man
ImpalaBro 08/11/14(Mon)04:05 UTC+1 No.10864755 Report


The '57 Chevy didn't have 324 cubic inches of Rocket power under the hood.
Anonymous 08/11/14(Mon)04:06 UTC+1 No.10864758 Report


Anonymous 08/11/14(Mon)04:11 UTC+1 No.10864778 Report

You stupid fucking shitposting nigger, everyone here is sick of your faggot ass. It would be one thing if you actually had any knowledge, but you just shitpost and say retarded things about stuff you have no fucking clue about. Do you even have a car or a bike?
Anonymous 08/11/14(Mon)04:16 UTC+1 No.10864804 Report

Shit, I guess I can let it slide this time.
Anonymous 08/11/14(Mon)04:20 UTC+1 No.10864821 Report

another cancerous n/o/rmalfag thread
Anonymous 08/11/14(Mon)04:27 UTC+1 No.10864850 Report


>he's a normalfag because he eats cereal
Anonymous 08/11/14(Mon)05:07 UTC+1 No.10865080 Report

>slide out of bed without disturbing muh bitch

Anonymous 08/11/14(Mon)05:11 UTC+1 No.10865106 Report


Oh, missed that. The cereal was the focus of the story here.
Anonymous 08/11/14(Mon)05:29 UTC+1 No.10865187 Report

Today I went downstairs to get something to eat while mom was cleaning her room. On the way back I nearly fell down and then I suddenly remembered that awesome scene from the rebuild movies when Mari turns off the limiter on her eva and fights the angel (epic)
I got really excited, shouted nothing ventured nothing gained like Mari in the movie and started climbing the stairs on all fours shouting ZA BEASTO. I get to the top and my mom is just standing there looking down at me like I'm some sort of bug and then she tells me to "grow the fuck up" I tried to get away but then she started harassing me asking me when I'm going back to college, hows the job hunt going, etc.

that was the first time I ever heard my mom cuss.
Anonymous 08/11/14(Mon)08:09 UTC+1 No.10865900 Report


jesus christ
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