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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)12:54 UTC+1 No.332726 Report

>That feel when stuck in Florida

Every day I pray for death, but death never comes.
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)13:06 UTC+1 No.332728 Report

See you on the other side.
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)15:03 UTC+1 No.332749 Report

Go kill an alligator.
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)15:05 UTC+1 No.332750 Report

>>332728
>Potassium cyanide
>completely painless

u wot m8

symptoms of cyanide poisoning include lightheadedness, giddiness, rapid breathing, nausea, vomiting (emesis), feeling of neck constriction and suffocation, confusion, restlessness, and anxiety. Accumulation of fluid in the lungs (pulmonary edema) may complicate severe intoxications. Rapid breathing is soon followed by respiratory depression/respiratory arrest (cessation of breathing). Severe cyanide poisonings progress to stupor, coma, muscle spasms (in which head, neck, and spine are arched backwards), convulsions (seizures), fixed and dilated pupils, and death.

Source: http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/ershdb/EmergencyResponseCard_29750037.html
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)15:07 UTC+1 No.332751 Report

>>332750
>.gov
Yeah, keep believing what the big man and the jews tell you.
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)15:19 UTC+1 No.332753 Report

>>332726

Many yuropoors save up for years to be able to spend just 2 weeks in Florida, m8. How bad could it possibly be?
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)15:20 UTC+1 No.332754 Report

>>332751
> nit knowing this happened to every child in the Branch-Davidian compound
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)15:33 UTC+1 No.332757 Report

>>332753
>Too hot to enjoy the outdoors
>Even during the short time when its not too hot or too cold out there's nothing to do

Unless you're a tourist who has no access to a beach where they live.

I seriously do not understand why people vacation here?
Disney world? Just go to Disney Land.
Beach? There's better ones elsewhere.
Hiking? Its too hot to be enjoyable outside of like 2 months of the year and there's nothing to see anyway.
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4RAppalachia 06/14/14(Sat)15:49 UTC+1 No.332762 Report

The real question is: why did we settle Florida?
It probably would have been nicer or at least more interesting without people.
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)17:10 UTC+1 No.332789 Report

>>332757
Just go to Disneyland
Disney Land 300 Acres

>Disney World 40~ Sq MILES.
>Universal Studios/Islands Of Adventure
>Seaworld
>Busch Gardens
>All next to door
Are you retarded?

Beaches aren't that great because of a hurricane about 20 years ago they used to be great. But fuck, better than a West coast beach where red tides and sea lions shit up the freezing cold water.

South Beach Clubbing is GOAT Clubbing and I fucking HATE party/club shit
Fishing is Great
Kayaking/Canoing is Amazing
Everglades has Miles and Miles of canoe/camping trails
Ocala National Forest Primitive Camping
Camping on the Beach on the west coast
Hog/Deer/Duck Hunting
No Fucking Snow and 50 Layers of down clothing to carry around
Also is the Gunshine state

Man if you don't go outside in FL you're just doing it wrong.
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)17:12 UTC+1 No.332790 Report

>>332726
>tfw ive lived in florida my entire life
it gets hot as fuck during the day, i do most of my gardening work or exercise during the early morning or evening
once it gets around 10 am its too hot to do much of anything
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)17:14 UTC+1 No.332794 Report

>>332726
even though it gets real hot here florida still is a nice place to live, you get used to the heat after a while
the bugs like mosquitos are horrible though watch for them
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Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)14:42 UTC+1 No.333229 Report

>>332789
>Go outside
ITS FUCKING 90 DEGREES OUT THERE!
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4RAppalachia 06/15/14(Sun)15:37 UTC+1 No.333254 Report

>>333229
>90°
Kek, it reaches 100 occasionally in New Mexico right now
But the humidity levels near you must be murder
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Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)16:20 UTC+1 No.333264 Report

When I lived in Florida I didn't like it at all, but fuck, I didn't let that stop me. Just resign yourself, "I'm going to be hot and sweaty as fuck all day today, and that's okay." Drink a shitload of water, eat something salty, and get on getting on. There are plenty of state parks, wildlife management areas, and national forests to go dick around in.
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Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)16:22 UTC+1 No.333267 Report

>>332726
could be worse, you could be stuck in Houston.
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Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)16:27 UTC+1 No.333270 Report

>Its too hot to be enjoyable outside of like 2 months of the year and there's nothing to see anyway.

Dude, you have access to the greatest selection of reptiles & amphibians in this country. Great place for birds. Great for fishing. Great for canoeing. Manatees. Beaches.

What the fuck do you even do outdoors if you can't enjoy any of that, or the countless other things?

I live like 2000 miles away in delaware. Our summers are 90-105 degrees with full humidity, but we don't have half of the cool shit Florida has. Want to eat fresh fish here? Enjoy your advised 8oz serving size per year due to polution. Want to hike? Enjoy your 2 mile walk. Canoe; enjoy a 5 mile stream. Beach? Enjoy the brown water.

You're ungreatful.
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Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)16:28 UTC+1 No.333271 Report

>>333270

what corner of hell do you live in
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Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)16:28 UTC+1 No.333273 Report

>tfw Chicago

Where the fuck am I supposed to get /out/ around here?
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Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)16:29 UTC+1 No.333274 Report

>>333271

Whoops, my bust, missed the delaware part. MY deepest sympathies.
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Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)16:49 UTC+1 No.333278 Report

>>333270
>delaware
I thought new england had beautiful countrysides?
also
>tfw stuck in missouri
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Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)20:23 UTC+1 No.333371 Report

>>333278
Delaware isn't in New England you quarter wit.

lrn2midatlantic
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Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)22:05 UTC+1 No.333399 Report

>>333229
Man if you live here you get used to it

I work as an electrician, and regularly climb into attics more that 150 F for 2 or 3 hours at a time.

I can't handle anything colder than 55 F
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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)01:15 UTC+1 No.333480 Report

>>332789
Disneyland is in California you fucktard.
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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)01:38 UTC+1 No.333487 Report

>>332757
Not to mention the fact that it rains every fucking day and it's too damn humid after to even go out.
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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)01:48 UTC+1 No.333492 Report

Quit bitching you fuck. There's plenty of great things about Florida.
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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)03:33 UTC+1 No.333552 Report

>>333480
that's the point.

Disney World>Disney Land
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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)16:01 UTC+1 No.333785 Report

You know maybe I like mountians, or fuck I'd settle for a nice hill at this point!
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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)17:34 UTC+1 No.333808 Report

>>332726
Where in FL are you OP?
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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:44 UTC+1 No.333863 Report

>>332726
>go to Miami
>Find bad neighborhood (not hard)
>be white
>walk about for half an hour in cowboy hat
>you will be killed.

Now quit your bitchin'
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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:04 UTC+1 No.333879 Report

>>332726
no real trees. would make me insane.
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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:05 UTC+1 No.333881 Report

>>333863
dude are you retarded?

Miami isn't Chicago
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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:10 UTC+1 No.333883 Report

>>333863
>cowboy hat
why would you wear this. Iam not a nightclub stripper.
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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)20:59 UTC+1 No.333902 Report

>>333881
Someone's never been to south florida.
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Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)04:28 UTC+1 No.334059 Report

>>333863
every true mexican wears cowboy hats ya dingus
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Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)16:07 UTC+1 No.334238 Report

I'm from VA but lived in the shittiest area in FL (Kissimmee) and still enjoyed it. Hell, I think the summers in VA are way worse than FL.

There's always something to do down there but the no hills or mountains part def sucked if you're into certain outdoor sports.

I've always said you either have to have a lot of money or have no money and not give a fuck to enjoy Florida.
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Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)17:23 UTC+1 No.334278 Report

>>333278
New England is NY State and north friend.

>>333270
I'm sorry dude. Philly here. The Delaware Valley isn't exactly an /out/ friendly place. But Delaware especially sucks, it has the worst of cities and rural. At least in Philly I have the advantages of a city and the fairmount park system is pretty sweet
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Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)19:36 UTC+1 No.334349 Report

>>332789
THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, FUCKING THIS

Yea Florida is hot, get the fuck over it, you pussy. I've been living here my whole life and if you have too, you'd be able to handle it. It's fucking humid, this is true. Drink water. There's also a lot of mosquitoes, but just wear deet.

>Fishing is phenomenal
>Such a diverse range of beaches (it is a peninsula after all.
>Springs Galore
>Rivers Galore
>SOOO Many kayak trails. http://www.floridapaddlingtrails.com/showpage.asp?page=paddlingtrails
>beach camping
>great hunting: bird hunting, deer hunting, hog hunting
>never too cold to play sports
>diverse range of wildlife
>so many goddamn amusement parks
>water parks
>always great for swimming
>always cool to go get out on a boat.
>plenty of forests
>state parks out the asshole (151 to be exact)

some buddies and I are hiking out in the Ocala National Forest soonish for a couple of days for some primitive camping


only thing we lack is snow and mountains. YEa Florida isn't the best place ever, but it's damn sure better than a lot. The summer does get hot and rainy, but I got nothing to complain about.
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Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)22:49 UTC+1 No.334503 Report

>>332726
I would like to have my florida taken out OP.
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Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)23:19 UTC+1 No.334520 Report

>tfw when stuck in Norway
Good thing I'm going to the US for a year.
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Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)23:37 UTC+1 No.334530 Report

>>334520
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)02:09 UTC+1 No.334638 Report

>>333902
I LIVE in South Florida
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)04:44 UTC+1 No.334741 Report

>>332753
We'll I would imagine dealing with tourists year round would suck. Actually I know it does, fuck Niagara Falls
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)09:26 UTC+1 No.334817 Report

>>334349
>florida is hot
you have a fucked up version of what hot is. have you never been out of the US
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)15:52 UTC+1 No.334924 Report

>>332726
I feel ya OP, I live in North Florida and it can get humid as fuck. I still go /out/ though. The Ochlocknee reserve is really close by so theres alot of river fishing and shaded hiking trails.
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:17 UTC+1 No.335023 Report

>>334349
ma nigga.

If anything is true about Florida, it's that people love to bitch about living here. No mountains sucks but just get a load of all this fucking biodiversity. Just do research on state parks and preserves and it'll be years before you run out of fun new /out/ shit to do.
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:40 UTC+1 No.335039 Report

>>335023
That's amazing and I want to see it, right now.
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:51 UTC+1 No.335050 Report

>>335039
You and me both, it's been forever since I've been out there.
>tfw a friend went swimming with them and got to hug one
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)20:35 UTC+1 No.335076 Report

>>332726
this

Louisiana Bro here. Spent two years in Colorado before coming back to LA. Life is suffering
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)21:54 UTC+1 No.335101 Report

>>335076
If you haven't found outdoor beauty in LA you're either walking, or not trying very hard. As long as you've got a car, you're within a few hours of some serious beauty. What is it you're interested in seeing that isn't specifically, exactly this >>335023? Because otherwise, we've got it in California.
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)23:49 UTC+1 No.335150 Report

Florida bros:

I'm looking to make a move down there. Is it possible to get property backing up to the Everglades for a decent price? That's my dream.

But in the meantime, besides the glades - where's a good place to live down there with close access to as much wildlife & fishing as possible?

What's the area surrounding Lake Okeechobee like?

What's the northwest portion like, east of Pensacola?

I'll be renting a place for a while while looking for land to buy: what area should I rent in?
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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)00:02 UTC+1 No.335160 Report

>>334817
Florida is hot. Maybe not as hot as Ethiopia, but summers often go into the 100s. There are a lot of places in the world hotter, and this isn't a pissing competition, you fucking asshole.

>>335023
I feel you man, I live in spring and river country. It's nice to go into a spring int he middle of summer or float down the river, or do some diving
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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)03:14 UTC+1 No.335235 Report

>>335150
Enjoy losing your land to rising ocean levels

Don't be retarded, and avoid Florida.
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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)06:14 UTC+1 No.335332 Report

>>335101
LA also stands for Louisiana you retarded Commiefornian
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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)07:26 UTC+1 No.335370 Report

Just go to the Keys/Everglades/every reef that hasn't been destroyed yet mate they're proper cool places methinks.
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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)15:31 UTC+1 No.335487 Report

>>335150
>What's the northwest portion like, east of Pensacola?

I grew up in that area, near Destin. It's a really touristy area along the gulf with suburbs around the bays. A few miles north of those is all forest.

There's huge chunks of land (thousands of acres) owned by the various military bases. The largest is part of Eglin AFB and much of it is accessible provided you have a range pass. They use it for testing and training and you can find lots of old military junk lying around. I've seen parts of old planes, dummy bombs, and once found a phosphorous flare connected to a trip wire.

There's great fresh/saltwater fishing (floundering was my favorite), hunting (especially small game), and lot's of places for 4 wheeling. The beaches are white the water is emerald green (it's called the emerald coast).
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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)15:55 UTC+1 No.335498 Report

>>335150
i live 50 miles east of pensacola, its nice and rural and some places are like living in a rainforest
be aware it is hot and humid as shit most of the time though
northwest florida is nice though, theres actually pretty nice autumns/winters here
florida also has a ton of wildlife and wild edible plants if you enjoy foraging
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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)15:57 UTC+1 No.335501 Report

>>335150
oh also theres tons of lakes and what not east of pensacola, florida has over 30000 lakes so
i have probably 5-6 lakes within a 1 mile walking distance of my house
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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)16:04 UTC+1 No.335506 Report

>>335150
just be aware that if you move here you better have an air conditioner or a good fan, it gets hot and humid as shit here in the summer especially after a rainstorm
unless you enjoy getting swamp ass all day then by all means dont get an a/c
it gets so hot here during the summer i can really only do gardening during the early morning or evenings
its good outside during the day though as long as you dont do intense work, the day time is more for relaxing
theres a lot of shade here though some areas are quite forested, makes for a nice day of fishing in the shade
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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)23:39 UTC+1 No.335655 Report

>tfw live in south florida suburbs
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Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)06:07 UTC+1 No.335833 Report

>>334278
New England is CT, NH, VT, RI, MA, and ME. NY isn't part of it.
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