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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)05:43 UTC+1 No.332068 Report

Wow, long time lurker first time poster here. I can't believe I finally built up the courage to post on your board. I hope you guys like my thread.

The question that brought me here is this: What do you like to do outside?
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)05:49 UTC+1 No.332070 Report

>>332068
First off I have to say, what an excellent first post! Great use of grammar and a super epic OP picture! What a great thread starter!

To answer your question, I like to dress up as a goat and mingle in herds of wild mountain goats. Its a peaceful way to spend an afternoon, you get free milk, and its a great way to stay in shape! pic related
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)05:52 UTC+1 No.332071 Report

>>332070

Thank you.

Where do you find your goat costumes?
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)05:55 UTC+1 No.332072 Report

>>332071
I make them myself normally because the costumes you find at halloween stores won't convince a real goat. I carve the mask out of foam and it has a moving jaw that i control with my chin
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)07:38 UTC+1 No.332105 Report

Well, since this is a stupid question thread....

Is it generally legal to walk off trail at state parks? I never see anything posted forbidding it, but could see where it might cause issue.
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)07:42 UTC+1 No.332106 Report

>>332105
Generally yes...there are some regions which require "permits" which is bullshit, and some regions that are completely inaccessible due to endangered wildlife/maiting/hatching etc.
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)11:15 UTC+1 No.332150 Report

>>332068
I generally try to stay inside as much as possible because many bad things can happen to you outside. I will list some off the top of my head:
>you could get lost
>you could get a sunburn
>you could get bit by mosquitoes
>you could get rained on (wet clothes are no fun)
>you could get bit by a dog
>you could get frostbite
>you could get lose your hat
etc
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)13:11 UTC+1 No.332194 Report

>>332068
>What do you like to do outside?
Masturbate. Onto wildlife.
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)15:01 UTC+1 No.332227 Report

>>332194
This, I also sometimes hide in a tree over a game trail and time it out so I can piss and or shit onto the passing population

If you mark it you own it, ive got dozens of animals running around the woods with my name on them
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)15:42 UTC+1 No.332236 Report

>>332068
>long time lurker
>What do you like to do outside?

I don't believe you.
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)16:56 UTC+1 No.332275 Report

I like to rape sentient slices of pizza.
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)17:07 UTC+1 No.332278 Report

>>332068
>What do you like to do outside?
I enjoy my autism
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)17:10 UTC+1 No.332279 Report

>>332068
Anything as long as I have my GRANSFORS BRUKS DOUBLE BIT FELLING AXE
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)21:53 UTC+1 No.332397 Report

>>332068
Masturbate

snort jizz

Dance hard to techno.
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)23:40 UTC+1 No.332437 Report

>>332105
>legal to walk off trail
In my AO we have to be aware of "crypto-biotic soils".

One step can crush them like I'm crushing your head right now.

Weird, right?
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)23:57 UTC+1 No.332446 Report

>>332150
why the fuck are you here?
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Anonymous 06/13/14(Fri)23:59 UTC+1 No.332448 Report

>>332437
I have a palm-sized chunk of fossilizing crypto biotic soil. It's a really interesting piece. I should get around to finally building that display case so I can get it out of storage
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)02:19 UTC+1 No.332502 Report

>>332448
> get around to
> display

On an img bd building a fucking case is your priority?

>2013 + 1.5 not renting a basement with windows sills
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)02:45 UTC+1 No.332519 Report

>>332446
why are you martin scorsese
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)02:51 UTC+1 No.332522 Report

>>332519
http://breakingbad.wikia.com/wiki/Marius_Stan
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)03:40 UTC+1 No.332550 Report

>>332446
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)03:44 UTC+1 No.332559 Report

>>332446
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)12:45 UTC+1 No.332725 Report

>>332105
>Is it generally legal to walk off trail at state parks?
Most of the time, yes. If there's a potential for it to cause a problem, don't. Don't shortcut switchbacks on a trail up an incline, for instance.
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oyster 06/14/14(Sat)20:36 UTC+1 No.332896 Report

>>332070
I used do this exact thing except with turkeys but I stopped after one tried to mate with me
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