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sup /out/newfag here and in...
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)08:35 UTC+1 No.274535 Report

sup /out/
newfag here and in pretty sure Burning Man goes here. Anyone of the 4chan go to any Burns? What were the necessary items and hot commodities? Since it's a gifting environment, what did you gift for what? I'm assuming a solar shower is up there on the list.
The, I'm trying to make it to my first burn!
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)08:37 UTC+1 No.274536 Report

Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)08:38 UTC+1 No.274538 Report

went last year brought some canopeners. those things are like gold
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)08:38 UTC+1 No.274539 Report

Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)08:39 UTC+1 No.274540 Report

See, a can opener is something I wouldn't have thought of. Makes me think perhaps the same for a wine bottle opener.
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)08:41 UTC+1 No.274541 Report

Let's be real, what about good old' Jimmy Hats? Drugs+Music+Frivolousness=Sex but doesn't always have to equal unprotected sex.
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)08:48 UTC+1 No.274542 Report

Menstrual blood tea. Vintage posters about smashing the patriarchy. Sterilization kits to sterilize the evil oppressors. JusticeFoTrayvon t-shirts. Soviety milsurp. Organically harvested semen samples from Ghana. Swedish flags. Earlobe expanders.
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)08:57 UTC+1 No.274545 Report

op should probably bring some marijuanas, huh?
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)09:17 UTC+1 No.274554 Report

Post weed. What are you, 14? OP needs to bring some crack cocaine.
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)13:36 UTC+1 No.274574 Report


Burning man is a degenerate congregation of deadbeats, hippies and Tumblrfags.

You have better things to do than pollute the desert with the other hypocritical and indulgent leftards.
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)13:44 UTC+1 No.274576 Report



Burning man does not belong on this board, it has nothing to do with being outside, it is just a hedonistic ego-fest for douchebags.
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)16:20 UTC+1 No.274637 Report

>nigger drug
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)16:47 UTC+1 No.274651 Report

You sound upset.

I mean, if you're tenting it in the dessert. I imagine that's considered outdoors.

And gathering outdoors and discussing proper equipment is more /out/ than jerking off over unnecessary packs and kniuvves right?
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)20:00 UTC+1 No.274715 Report

Why go to burning man when you can recreate the experience at home ?

Part 1/3

> Stack all your fans in one corner of the living room. Put on your most fabulous outfit. Turn the fans on full blast. Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in front of them.
> Buy a new set of expensive camping gear. Break it.
> Only use the toilet in a house that is at least 3 blocks away. Drain all the water from the toilet. Only flush it every 3 days. Hide all the toilet paper.
> Set your house thermostat so it’s 50 degrees for the first hour of sleep and 100 degrees the rest of the night.
> Before eating any food, drop it in a sandbox and lick a battery.
> Mail $200 to the Reno casino of your choice.
> Make a list of all the things you’ll do different next year. Never look at it.
> Search alleys until you find a couch so unbelievably tacky and nasty filthy that a state college frat house wouldn’t want it. Take a nap on the couch and sleep like you are king of the world.
> Shop at Wal-mart, Cost-Co, and Home Depot until your car is completely packed with stuff. Tell everyone that you’re going to a “Leave-No-Trace” event. Empty your car into a dumpster.
> Spend thousands of dollars and several months of your life building a deeply personal artwork. Hide it in a funhouse on the edge of the city. Hire people to come by and alternate saying “I love it” and “this sucks balls”. Blow it up.
> Cut, burn, electrocute, bruise, and sunburn various parts of your body. Forget how you did it. Don’t go to a doctor.
> Walk around your neighborhood and knock on doors until someone offers you cocktails and dinner.
> ”Downsize” last year’s camp by adding two geodesic domes, a new sound system, art car, and 20 newbies.
> Lean back in a chair until that point where you’re just about to fall over, but you catch yourself at the last moment. Hold that position for 9 hours.
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)20:01 UTC+1 No.274716 Report

Part 2/3

> Don’t sleep for 5 days. Take a wide variety of hallucinogenic/emotion altering drugs. Pick a fight with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
> Set up a DJ system downwind of a three alarm fire. Play a short loop of drum’n'bass until the embers are cold.
> Have a 3 a.m. soul baring conversation with a drag nun in platforms, a crocodile and Bugs Bunny. Be unable to tell if you’re hallucinating. Lust after Bugs Bunny.
> Spend a whole year rummaging through thrift stores for the perfect, most outrageous costume. Forget to pack it.
> Read “Dhalgren” by Samuel R. Delany. Read “The City Not Long After” by Pat Murphy. Cut off the bindings, throw all the pages up in the air, and shuffle them back together. Reread “The City After Dhalgren” by Samuel Murphy. Burn it. Read the ashes.
> Listen to music you hate for 168 hours straight, or until you think you are going to scream. Scream. Realize you’ll love the music for the rest of your life.
> Pay an escort of your affectional preference subset to not bathe for five days, cover themselves in glitter, dust, and sunscreen, wear a skanky neon wig, dance close to naked, then say they have a lover back home at the end of the night.
> Spend 5 months planning a “theme camp” like it’s the invasion of Normandy. Spend Monday-Wednesday building the camp. Spend Thurs-Sunday nowhere near camp because you’re sick of it or can’t find it.
> Bust your ass for a “community.” See all the attention get focused on the drama queen crybaby.
> Get so drunk you can’t recognize your own house. Walk slowly around the block for 5 hours.
>Tell your boss you aren’t coming to work this week but he should “gift” you a paycheck anyway. When he refuses accuse him of not loving the “community”.
> Ask your most annoying neighbor to interrupt your fun several times a day with third hand gossip about every horrible thing that’s happened in the last 24 hours. Have them wear khaki.
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)20:03 UTC+1 No.274718 Report

Part 3/3

> Tear down your house. Put it in a truck. Drive 10 hours in any direction. Put the house back together. Invite everyone you meet to come over and party. When they leave, follow them back to their homes, drink all their booze, and break things. get mad at them when they get mad at you.
> Go to a museum. Find one of Salvador Dali’s more disturbing, but beautiful paintings. Climb inside it.
> make the worst local company sell you a 650$ 7 day ticket to enjoy freedom and celebrate a moneyless society
> Plan a full set of clothes for every day. leave them in the bag, fill the bag with sand.
> Hire a hobo to scream at you that whatever food you eat is murder and you should share it
> mix sunscreen, sand, salt and glitter in equal parts. cover your entire body with it
> gether souvenirs and art work you like. leave them at the place you got them
> create a tumblr blog about how to stop corporate greed, post from you iphone twice, then never again.
> get a expensive leather covered book to write a diary of your experiences write 7 sentences throw away all your pens, lose the book
> become best friend with a stranger exchange addresses never ever contact them again
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)20:09 UTC+1 No.274720 Report

>>nigger drug
enjoy your whitie heroin.
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)20:26 UTC+1 No.274729 Report

Fuck burning man. It is nothing but a liberal circle jerk for rich hipsters, deep "artists" and drug addicts.
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)20:49 UTC+1 No.274735 Report

I heard you can only sell ice and coffee

Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)20:49 UTC+1 No.274736 Report

Nicely done!!!
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)20:59 UTC+1 No.274738 Report

your tears are delicious
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)21:00 UTC+1 No.274739 Report

Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)21:11 UTC+1 No.274742 Report

Burning man doesn't really belong on /out/
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)21:37 UTC+1 No.274746 Report

>look mom I hate hippies and said those postmodernists aren't actually smart, am I cool yet?
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)22:16 UTC+1 No.274758 Report

> doesn't belong

Clearly, because Burning Man is held indoors.
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)22:17 UTC+1 No.274759 Report


Was all these supposed to be mocking and derision?

Because it sounds kinda fun.
Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)22:30 UTC+1 No.274766 Report

Anonymous 02/22/14(Sat)22:43 UTC+1 No.274773 Report

This is great. Smash the CISiarchy, mon.
Anonymous 02/23/14(Sun)02:56 UTC+1 No.274886 Report

Instead of quoting him I'll quote you guys
That is some of the better copy pasta I've read in my life.
Anonymous 02/23/14(Sun)05:27 UTC+1 No.274972 Report

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