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what happens when /k/...
Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)14:31 UTC+1 No.277859 Report

what happens when /k/ happens?
/k/ goes snowmobiling
http://youtu.be/ImgFG0kMQ88
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)14:36 UTC+1 No.277860 Report

>/k/ DOES THIS XDXD

fuck you, fuck off

the man defending himself and his son from death and you have to make it a political matter

get fucked.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)14:57 UTC+1 No.277862 Report

>>277860
how did i make this a political issue?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)15:02 UTC+1 No.277863 Report
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>>277859>mfw...
>>277859

>mfw americans clap while getting attacked by a moose

Seriously tho, he acted like an asshole who lost control of his emotions when he dashed without making sure it was dead on the spot.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)15:05 UTC+1 No.277865 Report

>>277860

Wow you /k/ocksuckers really have a short fuse!
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)15:52 UTC+1 No.277879 Report

The guy in OP's video had 350 degrees of direction he could have went to avoid the moose. Instead, he tries to have a pissing match with a half-ton beast WITH his son behind him.

Looks to me like he wanted a reason to shoot the fucker. I have nothing against firearms use but this fellow doesn't seem responsible enough to own his tool.

The guy was asking for what he got, it's a shame the moose didn't falcon kick him in his heart. Oh well, good thing he had the ole' great equalizer to come and save him from his stupid decision.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)16:03 UTC+1 No.277883 Report

>>277859

what do you want to achive with this post ? i think this was a unnessary stupid post/trolling. Why are you trying to provoke the /k/ folks here ? because there is only going to be a a "your idea of the world is stuip and mine is the best" shit fest. cerntainly no real disscussion if you start your post like this.


To make this op post a bit less retarded and also out related:

>i think its clear that the people in the vid behaved ideotic on just so many levels

> how would you as sc/out/ handle the situation?


for myself i think there was plenty of oportunities to avoid the mose left and right. Also just waiting a few minutes would have most likely been just as good.

i would have backed up after the first stop in the video. tell my son whats going on, then take a route around.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)16:05 UTC+1 No.277884 Report

>>277862
i already did it in greentext, fuck off

>>277865
fuck off hippy

>>277879
confirmed for never been on a snow mobile, he couldnt have done shit other than defend his life and his sons life, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)16:06 UTC+1 No.277885 Report

Him driving off after made this situation 10x worse. If he had to shot it he should have at least used the meat, instead of leaving it for animal food, or a hazard on the trails.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)16:07 UTC+1 No.277886 Report

>>277879
Where was the guy supposed to go? He was locked into that trail. No way to even turn around.
There is also surveillance footage of that moose stealing skittles from earlier that day.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)16:37 UTC+1 No.277902 Report

>>277859
Grade A faggot right there.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)16:47 UTC+1 No.277907 Report

>>277884
>kid
>>277886
The guy was a quarter mile away from the moose. He could have done everything else on the fucking list besides drive closer towards it you retarded faggot.

Great idea, let's charge an already timid animal and make strange, loud noises at it! It's only five times my size and known to charge at dumbshits. What that guy did is a last resort, like you would do to a grizzly on your tail.

The dumb motherfucker escaladed the situation by his own will. If you can't see that, you're blindly supporting some hotheads crass, misguided action. He put himself and his son in danger rather than trying to diffuse the situation by moving away. You aren't glued to the fucking machine.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)16:53 UTC+1 No.277909 Report

>>277884
>>277860

/k/ manlet neverwas, wannabe, and hasn'tbeen detected

dont you have an inferiority complex to fulfill somewhere faglord
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)16:59 UTC+1 No.277914 Report

>>277907
How can you take the moose's side over your own kind?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:03 UTC+1 No.277915 Report

>>277914
>short dicked faggot who carries an automatic pistol while riding a $15,000 noisemaker and is terrified of wildlife

Not my kind
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:06 UTC+1 No.277918 Report

>>277914
Because humans have this incredible ability to think rationally, and some of us can even do it when we're under stress load such as during fight or flight.

I can put myself in his shoes because I've been in life or death situations where applying that incredible gift we have, logic, will get you out of harms way.

You should not rely on a firearm to resolve the problems you reap. If you correctly respond to the situation you are put into, you won't need to draw your tool. However, humans make mistakes, and this guy is a clear example of that. He did everything against rulebook of human instinct and survival and put himself into a spot where he needed to draw and fire. Then, he drives off in a fit of flight response.

Now with everything I just said, apply the fact that he had his son with him. Doubly as dumb. He had plenty of time to react and decide while the moose was a quarter of a mile down the trail.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:11 UTC+1 No.277922 Report

maybe if the fag walked outdoors instead of blasting through it on a snowmobile he wouldnt have heart disease

pathetic manlet spends his whole life being a useless out of shape sack of meat and then tries to cop it off as a selling point as to why he needed to blast the moose

sounds like most /k/ommandos though
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:11 UTC+1 No.277923 Report

>>277907
>The guy was a quarter mile away from the moose

it was a lot closer than that, kid

>>277909
/an/ hippie faggot, dick head and asshole detected

dont you have an inferiority complex to fulfill somewhere kid?

>>277915
at least you can admit you arent human, kid

>>277918
>moose attacks him
>IT WAS HIS FAULT

take your pseudo intellectual bullshit with you when you fuck off kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:13 UTC+1 No.277925 Report

>>277923

>go up to a nigger
>start yelling and clapping at him puffing your chest out
>HURR WY DID HE UTTACK ME

Instigation was the cause of the attack faglord. Stick your mosin up your ass and pull the trigger, kid.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:14 UTC+1 No.277926 Report

>>277918
But back a quarter mile away he had no idea the moose was such an asshole. Most animals would have run away when he was saying "whoa yip wip booip hut hoot hip hip".
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:20 UTC+1 No.277932 Report

>>277925
niggers are not moose, dumb fuck. what would you do if you saw that moose that close, just sit there and wait for it to charge? you are delusional, kid, and just demonstrated you have not been around wild animals that could kill you, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:22 UTC+1 No.277934 Report

>>277863

>he dashed without making sure it was dead on the spot.

This.

Fucker should have at least shot it in the head, I felt sorry for the moose. Not for the death but the way it died - slowly.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:24 UTC+1 No.277935 Report

Everyone wants to argue politics but what about that crazy stopping power?
Taking down a moose with a pistol in three seconds?
I have never had any large animal go down that fast with my trusty old 300 savage.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:29 UTC+1 No.277942 Report

>>277932
>what would you do if you saw that moose that close
I've seen many moose that close and closer. Minded my own business and guess how many times I got charged?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:43 UTC+1 No.277945 Report

>>277942
Yes but you were probably not on snomachine
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:46 UTC+1 No.277947 Report

I would have either went around or backed up and waited for it to move- the dude could have avoided that if he didn't keep pushing forward. I can't hate him for that.

I can hate him for not finishing the job though. That's just wrong.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:49 UTC+1 No.277948 Report

>>277942
your full of shit, kid

>>277947
the moose was dead, if you look closely he obviously hit it in the vitals, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:55 UTC+1 No.277952 Report

This guy is an idiot, you do not ever fuck with a moose. Just turn around and wait for it to move it. Its worth being cold or being late getting home.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:58 UTC+1 No.277953 Report

>>277948
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)17:58 UTC+1 No.277954 Report

This is why I don't like people carrying guns around when they're not hunting. They get brave and stupid. He would have never moved within 50 yards of that thing if he didn't have a gun.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:01 UTC+1 No.277956 Report

>>277953
posting a self portrait, kid?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:03 UTC+1 No.277958 Report

>>277926

All moose are assholes. You don't live in moose country without hearing some stories or seeing them do asshole things yourself. They are very dumb and aggressive, by far the most dangerous animal in North America.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:10 UTC+1 No.277959 Report

>See a moose who's displaying none of its usual flight response to loud snowmobile noises
>Don't stop and wait a at least a few minutes while enjoying the unusual encounter
>Press on because fuck you nature - I'm a manly man on a snowmobile with a gun and ain't no animal gunna stop me from getting back to burger king
>Wonder why said moose kicked him

He put himself in a situation where he had no choice but to shoot the animal because he's an amateur city boy who handled it like another traffic jam. And the way he rushed out of there, leaving it dying on the track displays his contempt for the beast.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:10 UTC+1 No.277960 Report
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>the site seeing experience...
>the site seeing experience goes bad when the moose, not wanting to be on camera, decides to charge
>this is one angry animal attack
>DURRR DURRR sitting on a sled and making noise appearing like a threat
>playing all this 50 years old elderly man with a heart condition so brave

I mean, at least if he went back and finished it off. Rather than leaving it full of bebes to suffer and die.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:12 UTC+1 No.277961 Report

>>277926
Experienced outdoorsmen know that you don't try to play chicked with a moose.
But it was an honest mistake, we all do them. Let's just take a lesson from this and not try to outmuscle the next moose we meet.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:13 UTC+1 No.277962 Report

I'm all for protecting yourself from an animal, but couldn't he just go the other way?
Looks to me that he didn't choose the lesser evil but the convenient evil, fucking burgers.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:15 UTC+1 No.277965 Report

>>277884
>he couldnt have done shit
Except turn left down that other trail @ 4 seconds... He provoked that fucker to do what it did.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:17 UTC+1 No.277969 Report

>>277965
prove it.

you cant because you were not there, kid

stop talking shit already
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:23 UTC+1 No.277973 Report

>>277962
>guy is literally charged by a wild animal 3 times his size
>oh burgers why don't you just run from it
What's it like living on a continent where you wiped out all your megafauna 500 years ago?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:24 UTC+1 No.277975 Report

>>277969

Just watch the video. He put himself on the same path as a moose, stopped, barked like an idiot, and then moved even closer to the moose. He could have turned off at any point.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:24 UTC+1 No.277976 Report

>>277969
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:25 UTC+1 No.277977 Report
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>>277859can't...
>>277859
can't believe how impatient that guy was, what a dumbass
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:30 UTC+1 No.277978 Report
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>>277977Is that an OC...
>>277977

Is that an OC edit?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:31 UTC+1 No.277979 Report

>>277978
i do what i can :3
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:34 UTC+1 No.277981 Report

>>277969
I've been within 20 feet of moose before, the only thing I shot it with was a camera. Because I was calm, and quite. No a belligerent loud faggot like this father. Who the fuck gets the bright idea to charge moose? Yes, he charged at that fucker first.

Pic related, I took it.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:35 UTC+1 No.277983 Report

>>277973
>moose don't exist in yurop
but that's wrong you fucking dipshit
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:41 UTC+1 No.277987 Report

>>277973
>implying
He was yelling at the fucker from like 100 metres away.
I live next to huge fucking boar nests yet I never think twice about a detour when I see those fuckers crossing my path.
Even if I had a firearm I'd rather get off my high horse.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:43 UTC+1 No.277989 Report

>>277983
The zoo and Siberia do not count
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:44 UTC+1 No.277990 Report

>>277987
Are you a texan?
If you are not shooting every wild pig you see, you are an a hole
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:46 UTC+1 No.277991 Report

bb treyvon
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:48 UTC+1 No.277992 Report

>mfw this was on /k/ the other day and everyone there was calling the guy a douche as well then pops up on /out/ after with everyone saying "That's whurt /k/ wurd der!! Hurr! Snurr murbur!"


Kill yourselves. All of you. /k/omandos and /out/doorsmen.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:49 UTC+1 No.277993 Report

>>277990
>Are you a texan?
Nah, yuropoor here.

I'd be charged for poaching before the pig would hit the ground.
I'm considering some vigilante crossbow pork crusade, though. Recently those fuckers roam near the city and during the last 12 months at least shredded 3 dogs to pieces.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:49 UTC+1 No.277995 Report

>>277975
>>277976
do you kids know where that trail leads? no you dont, stop being armchair snow mobile experts talking shit, kids
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:50 UTC+1 No.277996 Report

>>277981
every moose is the same, is it? fucking retarded kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:51 UTC+1 No.277998 Report

>>277995
I pity the animal that crosses the path of an angry american.
Taking away his convenience is like taking away his freedom.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:53 UTC+1 No.277999 Report

>>277993

Do it for your canine brethren Anon. You're the hero we need.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:53 UTC+1 No.278000 Report

>>277995
Ya . That's the trail with the angry elk on it.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:54 UTC+1 No.278001 Report

>>277995
calm down cityboi
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:54 UTC+1 No.278002 Report

>>277998

>It's probably a lot worse
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:54 UTC+1 No.278003 Report

>>277998
i pity retards who let their emotions over an animal that wanted to kill a man and his son rule their judgement. fucking illogical hippie mindset is dangerous, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:55 UTC+1 No.278005 Report

>>278000
>>278001
confirmed for kids, called you out and all you can do is bullshit like little faggot children you are
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:59 UTC+1 No.278006 Report

>>278005
c i t y b o i
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:59 UTC+1 No.278007 Report

>>278005

I'm not involved in all this but I think you need to get up and go for a walk to calm down.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)18:59 UTC+1 No.278008 Report

>>278006
yea, you are, kid.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:00 UTC+1 No.278009 Report

>>278006

Also if this has become the new /out/ insult or whatever can we please pick something else that sounds less /fa/?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:00 UTC+1 No.278010 Report

>>278007
i think you need to fuck off, kid. why dont you leave, if you cant handle the truth, kid?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:01 UTC+1 No.278011 Report

>>278009
what do you expect from a bunch of hippie faggots?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:03 UTC+1 No.278012 Report

>>278011
>Write properly, behave politely, encourage a respectful community
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:04 UTC+1 No.278013 Report

>>278012
what do you expect from a bunch of cityboiz?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:06 UTC+1 No.278014 Report

>>278012
take your own advice, kid

>>278013
you asking yourself that question, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:10 UTC+1 No.278016 Report

>rodneyking.jpg
Can't we all just get along?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:11 UTC+1 No.278017 Report

>>278014
>>278013
Thread is getting cerebral.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:14 UTC+1 No.278018 Report

>>278016
>>278017
Alright, alright.

I guess that wasn't very mature of me. I apologize for calling you out on the fact that you're a cityboi.

polite sage
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:16 UTC+1 No.278019 Report

>>278018
>I apologize for calling you out on the fact that you're a cityboi.
I really don't think you did, but OK
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:17 UTC+1 No.278020 Report

>>278019
the kid still thinks hes on /b/ or /v/, just look at how pathetic he is
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:17 UTC+1 No.278021 Report

>>278016
Drown yourself. He did.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:19 UTC+1 No.278022 Report

olorado Parks & Wildlife said anyone that chases wildlife on a snowmobile will be fined.
"If you encounter a wild animal while snowmobiling, stop immediately, keep your distance and let the animals move away on their own," officials said. "If it's a moose you see on the trail, remember that they do not fear humans and cannot be forced to move along. Wait for it to wander off or seek an alternate route."
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:19 UTC+1 No.278023 Report

>>277995
No, weren't there. But the guy should have to know. I think there are no minefields in Murrica so you can take the trail, drive for 15min and TAKE OUT A FUCKING MAP. Who the FUCK goes /out/ without a MAP that isn't familiar? Oh yeah, that fag from the movie.

The moose didn't go crazy, the Moose went moose. Next time a bear shows up the guy will probably do the same routine. Go yelling to the bear.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:21 UTC+1 No.278024 Report

>>278023
so now your creating hypotheticals in your head as an excuse to spew bullshit

fuck off kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:25 UTC+1 No.278025 Report

>>278024
See
>>278022
It is unlawful to try to move a moose off the trail with your snowmobile.

What the fuck do you have to say about that smartass?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:25 UTC+1 No.278027 Report

>>278019
Oh yeah, I was talking to the guy calling everyone kid. Sorry for the confusion.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:26 UTC+1 No.278029 Report

>>278024
>fuck off kid
You seem to be mad, sir. Explain why the guy couldn't have taken the turn to left.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:27 UTC+1 No.278030 Report

>>278025
he didnt try and move a moose anywhere, the moose came towards him

jesus christ now you have to make shit up? fucking pathetic, kid

>>278029
project more, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:28 UTC+1 No.278031 Report

>>278027
>I was talking to the guy calling everyone kid
You shouldn't. He's a retard who craves attention.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:32 UTC+1 No.278036 Report

>>278031
project more, kid

the second you tell people not to talk to the person who called you out is the second you demonstrate just how pathetic you are, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:35 UTC+1 No.278041 Report

>>278030
>>278030
You dumb fucked he was advancing on the moose. Fucking illegal and stupid.
Now you know you have lost the argument and are just trolling.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:37 UTC+1 No.278043 Report

>>278003
Look, you idiot.
I don't mind him killing the animal in self defense, but it could have been avoided if he wasn't a fucking burger about and took a detour.
I don't go setting anthills ablaze because they obstruct where I want to go with my bike.
also
>muh children
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:37 UTC+1 No.278044 Report

>>278041
I was trolling from the beginning, kid. God your fucking stupid, kid.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:39 UTC+1 No.278045 Report

>>278043
Hippies like you would let ants attack and kill your child, kid.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:39 UTC+1 No.278046 Report

>>278044
>I was only pretending to be retarded
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:41 UTC+1 No.278048 Report

>>278041
no, he wasnt, kid.

>Now you know you have lost the argument and are just trolling.

so you admit your trolling? good, now fuck off kid

>>278043
i dont care what you think, you already demonstrated to be an illogical hippie, kid

>>278044
not me

>>278046
you are retarded if you cant tell posting styles apart, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:41 UTC+1 No.278049 Report

>>278022
LEL ARE YOU SOME SORT OF HIPPIE HURR DURR WAIT FOR IT TO MOVE ALONG?
NOT IN MY USA
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:42 UTC+1 No.278050 Report

>>278048
>kid
You have some daddy issues or something? I'd rather be an illogical hippie than a retard.
Your kind must be the one that starts school shoot-outs.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:43 UTC+1 No.278052 Report

>>278046
That phrase was invented and made popular by aspies who do not understand subtle forms of humor.
Pretending to be an idiot is a very old and clever form of humor. Especially when actual idiots fall for it.
Which I just did
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:44 UTC+1 No.278053 Report

>>278050
only kids get upset when called a kid, kid

>>278052
no kid, your just fucking retarded, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:44 UTC+1 No.278054 Report

>>278050
>daddy issues

project more, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:45 UTC+1 No.278055 Report

>>278048
>illogical
Yes, mow down every animal that stands on the path of your joyride
>but muh children
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:45 UTC+1 No.278057 Report

>>278053
I'm not gay, but sometimes when I eat a banana or a whole cucumber I pretend I'm a girl and make love to it with my mouth, kid.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:46 UTC+1 No.278058 Report

>>278048
>>278048
>>278048
The instant you see a moose ahead on the trail you are mandated by law to stop.
If you don't stop, you are advancing.
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)19:46 UTC+1 No.278059 Report

>>278030

>given a reasonable request
>random comment about projecting
>calls the person a kid

inb4 I am called "kid".
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:46 UTC+1 No.278060 Report

>>278054
>>278053
Okay, you win this one. I'm /out/
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:47 UTC+1 No.278063 Report

>>278053
>your
Gee, nice grammar, pops.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:48 UTC+1 No.278064 Report

>>278058
There is zero gray area here. This man was breaking the before he even drew his gun.
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)19:49 UTC+1 No.278065 Report

"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
- René Descartes
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:49 UTC+1 No.278066 Report

>>278054
not me, kid

>>278055
the animal litterally attacked him

if you want to die, dont project your bullshit onto others kid

>>278058
he did stop dumb fuck, holy shit did you even watch the video, kid?

>>278059
fuck off, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:50 UTC+1 No.278067 Report

>>278065
Dezkartz said that?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:51 UTC+1 No.278068 Report

>>278066
>advance towards a fucking hostile animal
>IT LITTERALLY ATTACKED ME
I wish my torrent was downloading faster, your trolling isn't even entertaining me anymore.
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)19:52 UTC+1 No.278069 Report

>>278066

Thank you for confirming that.

In reference to >>278065 are you pretending to be an idiot or did you arrive expecting good company?

>inb4 I am called "kid" a second time.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:52 UTC+1 No.278070 Report

>>278067
He was a philosopher, kid.

>>278063
Fuck you, kid.

>>278064
Defending your life from a savage predator is against the law, kid?

>>278065
He was a fucking hippy, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:52 UTC+1 No.278071 Report

>>278068
fuck off kid, you didnt even watch the video, kid

>>278069
filtered, dont have time for attention whore faggots like yourself, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:53 UTC+1 No.278072 Report

>>278069
Your the one who's an idiot, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:53 UTC+1 No.278073 Report

>>278070
they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just kissing my ass now kid

thanks for doing my job for me though, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:53 UTC+1 No.278074 Report

Why do you all keep responding to the kid+hippy troll thread after thread? You're feeding him completely out of control
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)19:54 UTC+1 No.278075 Report

>>278071

>inb4 I am called kid for yet another time simply for having the audacity to reply
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:54 UTC+1 No.278076 Report

>>278074
Your the one who's feeding the trolls, kid

>>278073
not me
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:54 UTC+1 No.278077 Report

>>278074
>troll

just goes to show how fucking retarded you are, kid

i dare you to tell me what troll means in this context without googling it kid

calling it now, you cant and wont
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)19:55 UTC+1 No.278078 Report

>>278074

In the fond hopes that we will feed him until he bursts.

>probably going to get called kid in response to this post as well
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:55 UTC+1 No.278079 Report

>>278075
Nice reply, kid. Running out of things to say now that you're losing the argument, kid?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:56 UTC+1 No.278080 Report

>>278076
your right, im not you. you cant even imitate me properly, kid

thanks for doing my job for me though, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:57 UTC+1 No.278081 Report

>>278078
>until he bursts
Bring it on, kid. I'll call anybody a kid anytime, anywhere, kid.
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)19:57 UTC+1 No.278082 Report

>>278079

>thinks i was part of the argument to begin with
>thinks i'm not just responding to watch you get bored
>now that i've said that you're going to just be stubborn and keep posting
>reverse psychology
>which way do you turn now, huh?

>inb4 "kid".
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:59 UTC+1 No.278083 Report

everyone realises that was the right way to deal with the moose (up to the shooting) yah? You make yourself big, you don't look scared, you act aggressive, you are the boss of that fucker and if it knows it then no one gets hurt. That's how you deal with big aggressive beasts.

I'd surely have avoided actually shooting the thing for longer though. One warning shot was all it got, that's not enough IMHO. But then a man and his kid, in the middle of fucking nowhere, in minus whatever temps, maybe they just didn't fancy risking a freezing death that day, who knows.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)19:59 UTC+1 No.278084 Report

>>278080
lame, kid

you cant even imitate me properly, kid

thanks for doing my job for me though, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:00 UTC+1 No.278088 Report

>>278082
they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just kissing my ass now kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:00 UTC+1 No.278089 Report

>>278083
>I'd surely have avoided actually shooting the thing for longer though

So what, wait until it attacks you and your kid and kills you, kid?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:01 UTC+1 No.278090 Report

>>278084
Imitating people only works on name/tripfags, just so you know...
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:01 UTC+1 No.278091 Report

>>278088
Thanks for doing my job for me, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:03 UTC+1 No.278093 Report

I don't know if this thread should be nuked from orbit or kept alive to contain the trolls.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:03 UTC+1 No.278094 Report

>>278091
they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just kissing my ass now kid
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)20:04 UTC+1 No.278095 Report

>>278088

>im just putting your stupidity into green text form
>im probably not even using greentext how /b/ might deem "properly"
>thinks that this is imitation
>can't google the definition of imitation
>thinks this is ass kissing

>kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:06 UTC+1 No.278096 Report

>>278089
Not sure if trolling or what...

But assuming not, I'd have given it a moment longer... Ideally. From sitting here at my computer. Not actually there. You get my point. Plus I work with cows, so I'm kinda used to that situation.

Make no mistake though, if I felt like it was a real threat I'd have fucked it up real good, just like that dude did.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:06 UTC+1 No.278097 Report

>>278095
Thanks for doing my job for me, kid

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, kid
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)20:06 UTC+1 No.278098 Report

>>278096

>inb4 this guy gets called "kid" again
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:06 UTC+1 No.278099 Report

>>278096
>comparing cows with territorial wild moose

fucking retarded, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:07 UTC+1 No.278101 Report

>>278096
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, kid.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:08 UTC+1 No.278102 Report

>>278098
Fuck, beat me to it, kid
>>278101
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)20:09 UTC+1 No.278103 Report

>>278097

>thinks he's funny
>the only one laughing
>the only thing actually worth considering a joke is how this guy spends his spare time
>worthless piece of shit, even on 4chan
>will reply to this with the word "kid" to "make a point"
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:11 UTC+1 No.278104 Report

>>278103
Keep trying to debate me, kid.
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)20:12 UTC+1 No.278105 Report

>>278104

>debate
>doesn't realise that this is just my way of getting you to fuck off
>almost guaranteed you'll stick around for quite a while now just to 'prove me wrong' and 'make a point'
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:12 UTC+1 No.278106 Report

>>278105
Nothing to say, kid? Guess you proved my point, kid.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:13 UTC+1 No.278107 Report

>>278083
Actually, with moose the most common advice is to calmly back away. Don't provoke it by trying to appear stronger.
Just leave it be, and don't move towards it. Make sure it has somewhere to retreat, and some times it will hesitate to do anything if you move out into deeper snow. Most moose attacks are "bluff attacks" In the video, you see the moose do a bluff attack. The guy should have taken that sign and backed away.
If it does attack you though, try to run and maybe get behind something. Also, most moose won't charge you very far.
This is general tips I've seen and heard from most people who deal with moose regularly. No one reccommends that "make yourself big and show who's boss", even though that might work if you meet a somewhat insecure moose, some of them will attack if provoked, and that's what you're doing by getting in their face.
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)20:14 UTC+1 No.278108 Report

>>278106

>thinks i didn't say anything
>how does one go about being deaf to text?
>thinks he has/had a point
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:26 UTC+1 No.278116 Report

>>277907
lets just get stuck on the side of a trail and have to pick up and drag our sleds, turn them around, and hope were safe. we totally have enough time to do this dad!
there was a person behind him
snowmachine didnt have reverse
he couldve maybe climbed a tree or ran on foot, maybe
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:28 UTC+1 No.278119 Report

This thread went full retard fast.
Someone should give /an/ a crack at this.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:28 UTC+1 No.278121 Report

>>278107
you need to be physically taller than the moose or appear taller, many native tribes had decorative tools to hold in the air just for this purpose
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)20:30 UTC+1 No.278123 Report

>>278119

At least the person posting 'kid' over and over again has gone.

>inb4 I get a reply containing the word "kid" in response to this post
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:33 UTC+1 No.278126 Report

>>278123
I think he is heading to /an/ right now.
Someone should warn them.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:33 UTC+1 No.278127 Report

>>278123
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that took a lot of work.
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)20:38 UTC+1 No.278131 Report
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>>278126I did everything...
>>278126

I did everything in my power.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:38 UTC+1 No.278132 Report

>>278123
i havnt left, kid

>>278127
i just let you dumb fucks spew your bullshit, kid

you done, kid?
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)20:40 UTC+1 No.278135 Report

>>278132

Aww, baby fell asleep.

>we all knew he'd be back
>we all knew he'd call me kid
>we all know he'll do it again
>only he knows exactly how pathetic his life is
>only he actually cares
>only he is going to care when he goes to sleep tonight with a cold sinking pit in his stomach as he recalls how he spends his time in his pathetic excuse for a life
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)20:42 UTC+1 No.278136 Report

>>278135

Before I forget...
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:45 UTC+1 No.278140 Report

>>278132
Not me, kid.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:46 UTC+1 No.278141 Report

>>278135
>only he is going to care when he goes to sleep tonight with a cold sinking pit in his stomach as he recalls how he spends his time in his pathetic excuse for a life
Not doing so bad yourself, kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:47 UTC+1 No.278142 Report

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT, KID
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:50 UTC+1 No.278143 Report

>>278135
filtered, kid

>>278142
>babbys first kid thread

get a load of this newfag kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:55 UTC+1 No.278146 Report

>>278143
This is my first kid thread as well.
Kinda sucks actually.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:57 UTC+1 No.278149 Report

Shut up, kiddos
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:57 UTC+1 No.278150 Report

>>277995
Away from the obstruction on the trail. It's fucking rocket surgery faggot.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)20:59 UTC+1 No.278151 Report

Thank god no one is home over at the /an/ homestead.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)21:00 UTC+1 No.278152 Report

>>277996
Most will leave you alone if they don't see you as a threat. This fag in the video made himself a threat by being a loud ass hole and charging the moose.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)21:02 UTC+1 No.278153 Report

>>277996

I don't think he's a retard. You are.

He's saying that you should stay calm around animals, not try to charge them - a fact which proven by every damn animal expert there is.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)21:02 UTC+1 No.278154 Report

>>278151
Kid kid, or "/k/id kid" is most likely unaware of other boards besides /b/ and /k/ and just recently learned about /out/ as a fun trolling ground.
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Necromancer 02/27/14(Thu)21:08 UTC+1 No.278158 Report

>>278146

They're never good.

>>278143

Finally tired of me? You're the reason /out/ needs an actual fucking moderator, you worthless piece of shit.

>>278141

Nah, I take care of my grandmother who has COPD whilst working around university which is a 2 hours commute each way. Nice try, though.

>i actually have a reason to keep breathing

>kid
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)21:11 UTC+1 No.278161 Report

>>278154

A thread similar to this was on /k/ and the general consensus was the same as itt
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)21:11 UTC+1 No.278162 Report

gosh you guise i hope we get a janitor or two soon ':|
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)21:11 UTC+1 No.278164 Report

I'm not going to take a stance on this whole discussion.

But I am going to mention that my grandfather used to poach moose with a snowmobile and a 9x19 Luger with a homemade suppressor. The animals move slow in the deep snow and all he did was pretty much drive-bys. Though usually the animal dropped from the first few shots.
Not that I approve of this, but you have no idea how badass he looked like to a 5-year-old me. He got his gun permits and hunting license revoked after he got caught hunting moose with a LMG he had brought back from the war.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)21:13 UTC+1 No.278165 Report

>>278161
>general consensus was the same
What was that? Everyone but one faggot agreed the snowmobiler was an incompetent fucktard?
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)21:15 UTC+1 No.278167 Report

>>278165
Pretty much. It's still active.
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Anonymous 02/27/14(Thu)21:24 UTC+1 No.278172 Report

>>277859
>just left it there
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