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SS13: Advanced Robbutics (part 11) Server Admin astv 05/24/14(Sat)23:16 UTC+1 No.32335387 Report

Helpful wiki: http://www.tgstation13.org/wiki/Guides

I'm sick so I don't feel like writing an OP that references all the FUN things.

So uh..

d20Station, one custom map, one custom map/round combo, resident codefag, spritefag, and mapfag.

Updates are on-going and we're a recent branch from NTStation.

Get hype.
Anonymous 05/24/14(Sat)23:20 UTC+1 No.32335423 Report

ERP is banned.
Admins mostly ignore adminhelp requests and expect you to deal with shit via in-game means.
Server Admin astv 05/24/14(Sat)23:23 UTC+1 No.32335500 Report

>ignore ahelp
Not when I'm around you misinformation shitting faggot.

Unless you wanted to play on a hugbox, in which case fuck right off.
Server Admin astv 05/24/14(Sat)23:36 UTC+1 No.32335723 Report

Also why would you be upset that you're not allowed to cyber with G.IRLs? Faggot.
Shitcurity 05/24/14(Sat)23:44 UTC+1 No.32335836 Report

Every day I try to become a better officer.

If I could just work out how plasma seems to end up in the main corridors, I'd be happy
Anonymous 05/24/14(Sat)23:51 UTC+1 No.32335938 Report

From the last thread
> I've got a spreadsheet full of combinations of chems ranging from station-eating-firebombs to instant mech killers to a cryo mix that can take you from major crit. to full in 30 seconds.
You drop that on us and don't post a link? Harsh. Either way, if we got something public like this going I'd be more than willing to contribute some of the experiments I've done as well, as exploitable as something like this is. I'd rather have a lot of people know what are the most efficient healing chem mixes and whatnot and deal with a few griffons who misuse some of the other chems than have next to nobody know about this stuff.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)00:21 UTC+1 No.32336469 Report

Man, I like playing cargo.
Cargo does not need masks, only contraband tobacco to survive in space.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)00:21 UTC+1 No.32336479 Report

I'm Ernesto, the medic from the last round, sorry if I were slow guys, it was my first time and I tried my best
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)00:30 UTC+1 No.32336621 Report

ya saved me life twice sir, excellent job
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)00:33 UTC+1 No.32336674 Report


Mr. Weisgarber was a gentleman and a scholar.

You did good, kid.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)00:35 UTC+1 No.32336726 Report


I feel like he meant that as a positive thing you touchy bitch.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)00:43 UTC+1 No.32336894 Report

holy shit assistants are utterly retarded.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)01:22 UTC+1 No.32337747 Report

Did someone try building an APC again?
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)01:24 UTC+1 No.32337790 Report

Dear coder sir, can we change the stammering effect on voices to slurring, in case of drunkeness?

People seemed to agree in game - and since stammering already makes you repeat certain characters, it seems like you could do it just by removing the dashes that are put into chat.


>n-n-nic-ce chic-c-c-ck-ken-n-n
goes to
>nnnicce chicccckkennn

Is this workable?
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)01:32 UTC+1 No.32337952 Report

> I've got a spreadsheet full of combinations of chems ranging from station-eating-firebombs to instant mech killers to a cryo mix that can take you from major crit. to full in 30 seconds.
Lets see, 300 unit napalm grenade for the first one.
100 units iron 100 units uranium for the mech killer
Fire Bomb:
100 Aluminium,
100 Plasma
100 Sulphuric Acid
Mech Killer:
100 Iron
100 Uranium
20 Cryox
20 Clonex
20 Tricord
20 Bicardine
20 Dermaline

None of these are special, at all.

Captcha: 101
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)01:56 UTC+1 No.32338441 Report

I thought grenades could only hold a maximum of 100 units?

I tried making a tricord smoke grenade once (not that anybody stands in smoke, even if you say it's beneficial) I don't know what I did wrong but instead of tricord and smoke it made an enormous amount of plasma
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)02:04 UTC+1 No.32338609 Report

Grenades can hold more beakers with Large Grenades from R&D, or you can ask Cargo to build large 100 unit beakers in their autolathe - two fit in the grenades for 200 each.

And then there's bluespace beakers, which hold 300 units each. Can you imagine a 600 unit grenade?

It's surprisingly easy to make a max bomb-cap grenade.

For a mech-killer grenade, I personally would rather just have a beaker full of uranium and a beaker full of iron and mix 5 units at a time - I'm pretty sure that one big grenade will only do 50 damage compared to 50 damage per tick with multiple small reactions.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)02:08 UTC+1 No.32338692 Report

Ah, I was unaware of that. I thought it was just a flat 100 units regardless of how many beakers you put in.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)04:11 UTC+1 No.32341011 Report

>Just increasing the amount of ingredients
>Not even Ryetalyn in the cryomix
>Mech Killer is just 1 EMP
>Not even double-dipping with Bluespace Beakers/having Bluespace versions
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)05:18 UTC+1 No.32342384 Report

>uses up your only two 100 unit beakers

oy vey
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)05:41 UTC+1 No.32342727 Report

>takes all of 30 seconds to go down to cargo, and 3 minutes for them to print off 20 more 100 sized beakers for you
>takes all of 4 minutes of research to get bluespace beakers and they'll be happy to give you a couple

Who doesn't share stuff? What are you, some sort of communist?
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)06:15 UTC+1 No.32343279 Report

Server Admin Guy isn't using a trip, and from what I can recall, anyone could use that name and post shit.
05/25/14(Sun)08:25 UTC+1 No.32345277 Report

and thats why I use a trip

but I'm pretty sure Astv's stance on erping is about the same
and about the same for people crying about no response from ahelps since we always do

thats totally workable and a good idea, makes it actually fucking readable too
I think I had some more polished being drunk code kicking around in an old repo but it's probably about the same and just slightly more autistic
theres a half dozen ways that plasma ends up anywhere
1, someone dragged a canister or pump through the halls with it opened
2, someone built a flame thrower
3, someone used an incendiary grenade ordered from cargo
4, someone built a napalm grenade in chemistry
5, someone at some point in the atmospheric vent network rigged a connector to the pipes
6, someone rigged the scrubbers to the vent network and released plasma over those scrubbers, possibly even lighting it

I'm considering just removing apc building since the bug itself doesn't make any sense to have happen and there isn't enough information about it being reported other than 'lel crash'
speaking of max bomb cap I'm considering raising the bomb cap since basically every bomb in existence hits the tiny default one
I might also make plasma more volatile
as well as make walls burnable
I don't know if you guys can handle it though
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)08:27 UTC+1 No.32345304 Report

> 2am
> Drunk, tired as fug but desire ss13
> Choose chaplain by accident, get job changed to scientist under griff master
> Station goes to shit, get promoted to captain
> Run into an unknown gunman on the unpowered, pitch black grav satellite
> Power is back on
> hide in locker to go to the bathroom irl
> power goes out irl
I was sort of actually having fun, too.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)08:33 UTC+1 No.32345394 Report

Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)08:35 UTC+1 No.32345442 Report

Do it. It sounds amazing.
05/25/14(Sun)08:42 UTC+1 No.32345524 Report

which part I wrote a few
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)08:42 UTC+1 No.32345533 Report

oh god byond was one of my first forays into the internet long ago
did anyone else play REO or RPU ?

also, had no idea people still updated this game, I never knew what I was doing when I was younger so I just didnt play it very much
Server Admin astv 05/25/14(Sun)08:44 UTC+1 No.32345558 Report

Map update: Fixed Permabrig power/atmos (I think).
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)08:47 UTC+1 No.32345625 Report

All of them.
I want to see firebombs burn through walls properly.
I want to see plasma be more than 'lol syphon the room' or 'lol toxins is done for 15 mins'.
I want to be able to tear down walls given enough time and a fire axe.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)08:50 UTC+1 No.32345665 Report

I'd mostly like to see in-body chemical reactions
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)08:51 UTC+1 No.32345669 Report

>as well as make walls burnable

Then the generator won't work.

Testing on /nt/station made me notice that thermite only affects walls and only ignites when hit with a welder. Just make thermite spreadable.
05/25/14(Sun)08:57 UTC+1 No.32345761 Report

reinforced walls of course would be much less flammable
regular walls would need fairly extreme temperatures as well before they are reduced to being girders
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)09:25 UTC+1 No.32346262 Report

Definitely prioritizing and validhunting you from now on.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)09:52 UTC+1 No.32346669 Report

>well, time to test out my plasma/oxygen nuclear fusion bomb
>use the toxins test site, like a good scientist.
>explosion kills me, breaks the entire R&D department (robotics, research, toxins), vaporizes the test site, badly damages medbay and lightly damages the prison shuttle
>admin sez: Explosion with size (10, 20, 41, 0)
>everything is now fucked up and I can't be cloned or borged
>science: oops!
Pretty sure it's capped, but I think I can do better fairly easily. I was lazy with the bomb, I can do better.
05/25/14(Sun)09:56 UTC+1 No.32346735 Report

ADMIN LOG: Astv25/(Cade Rowley) changed the bomb cap to 5, 10, 20
ADMIN LOG: Astv25/(Cade Rowley) changed the bomb cap to 7, 14, 28
ADMIN LOG: Astv25/(Cade Rowley) changed the bomb cap to 14, 28, 56
ADMIN LOG: Astv25/(Cade Rowley) changed the bomb cap to 32, 64, 128
Griff Master says, "Not very impressive."
ADMIN LOG: Nappist/(Griff Master) attached a the timer to a transfer valve.

ADMIN: Astv25/(Cade Rowley) (JMP): lel
ADMIN: Astv25/(Cade Rowley) (JMP): turned off the bomb-cap to see how big
ADMIN: Astv25/(Cade Rowley) (JMP): VERY BIG

>mfw this is what would happen every round if I removed the bombcap
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)10:01 UTC+1 No.32346795 Report

Made it in, what, ten minutes?

I can do better.
05/25/14(Sun)10:06 UTC+1 No.32346860 Report

I have no doubts
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)10:29 UTC+1 No.32347134 Report

I thought I set up the singularity containment correctly, but apparently not.
Server Admin astv 05/25/14(Sun)10:34 UTC+1 No.32347212 Report

>On the shuttle after everything went tits up
>HoP going insane
>do CPR on a cat
>pass out smokes
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)10:36 UTC+1 No.32347239 Report

>Be janitor
>Round is kind of boring
>Go braindead and browse some 5chans
>Decide to keep playing
>Wake up as soon as singulo starts ripping through closet
>Hole up in bridge with sheads of staff
Server Admin astv 05/25/14(Sun)10:38 UTC+1 No.32347261 Report

Try to keep the thread alive overnight this time.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)10:45 UTC+1 No.32347329 Report

you can't tell me what to do
Server Admin astv 05/25/14(Sun)10:45 UTC+1 No.32347335 Report

05/25/14(Sun)12:53 UTC+1 No.32348806 Report

astv pls update server from svn

also stop writing over my commits like a derp
you also don't need to svn the player data since thats all stuff that only needs to be on the local server, but its okay to back it up too but it fills the log
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)12:55 UTC+1 No.32348824 Report

It was easier to get you to confirm by being accusatory.

I support the ERP ban, of course. Damn disgusting faggots.
Schlecurity 05/25/14(Sun)13:48 UTC+1 No.32349340 Report

Will join soon. Le bump
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)14:21 UTC+1 No.32349680 Report

>just doing your job
>captain comes by
>instead of asking for something, he just walks in
>starts doing whatever he needed to be done
>never follows proper procedur
>when he leaves everything is littering the floor and your "system" is fucked up
>might even have run off with something important you need

This is the reason I always murder the captain first when I'm a bad guy.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)16:10 UTC+1 No.32350674 Report

This happens with cargo all the time.

Captain just waltzes in, orders stuff and sends the shuttle to the station.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)16:14 UTC+1 No.32350712 Report

>Captain and HoP just give away access to everyone who asks for cargo
>People waltz in and order everything and burn your points on stupid shit like hat crates
Some rounds it gets bad enough I just remove the computer board and carry it around with me until someone needs something ordered.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)17:42 UTC+1 No.32351728 Report

Im usually the engineer that builds a secondary airlock system for Cargonia.

I wish you guys could order more hardsuits for my guys, we could form up a lasting relationship to ally against those Science geeks.
Goodcurity 05/25/14(Sun)17:46 UTC+1 No.32351783 Report

Old screen from a year or so ago. Possible Nox or Hypatia station
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)18:01 UTC+1 No.32351977 Report

Server goes to absolute shit without admins on. This round is fucking terrible.
05/25/14(Sun)18:05 UTC+1 No.32352015 Report

I've just popped on now, send an ahelp about whats happening
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)18:06 UTC+1 No.32352039 Report

Doesn't Ryetalyn work on this server?
05/25/14(Sun)18:17 UTC+1 No.32352176 Report

it does
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)18:53 UTC+1 No.32352606 Report

This round is fucking shit. Just restart or something.
05/25/14(Sun)19:04 UTC+1 No.32352772 Report

just call the shuttle as usual idjits
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:11 UTC+1 No.32352869 Report

Is Billy Mays from /tg/? He's been acting like a massive faggot for at least 2 rounds now.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:15 UTC+1 No.32352936 Report

All namefags are shit.
Still better than Tee Fury.
Oldman Robustin is a shit, but Tee Fury is just plain retarded. He is never not trying to fuck up the station even if he isn't an antag so I go out of my way to make shit harder for him in whatever department I get.
05/25/14(Sun)19:20 UTC+1 No.32353023 Report

Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:21 UTC+1 No.32353041 Report

>make some chemist shit
>gotta inject dat medicine
>try to click the syringe
>splash fucking everything on it instead
>happens the second time as well

Now this makes me mad. Really, really fucking mad.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:23 UTC+1 No.32353072 Report

I knew there was a ninja. Tried to stun me once in medbay then never saw him again
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:24 UTC+1 No.32353079 Report

Has anyone ever thought about what happened to their character after a round, presuming they survived?
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:24 UTC+1 No.32353085 Report

Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:24 UTC+1 No.32353093 Report

The priest showed me the light this round.

Everyone is killed, cloned and send to another station with wiped memories.
05/25/14(Sun)19:25 UTC+1 No.32353099 Report

try using your open hand instead of your beaker filled with chemicals to pick up the syringe

I assume they get fired for murdering everyone else on the escape shuttle once docking
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:26 UTC+1 No.32353135 Report

I had an excellent ninja round.
>shite going down step by step due to ninja
>get in science
>get esworded
>ninja hides in toxins
>makes a bomb
>sees Cap and detective come
>both of them armed
>ninja stays in toxins, which is getting filled by fucking plasma
>doesnt get out
>ninja falls unconscious in plasma filled toxin room
>plasma ignites
I never laughed that hard
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:27 UTC+1 No.32353146 Report

>try using your open hand instead of your beaker filled with chemicals
I mean when I already have the syringe in my hand. When I want to switch to the syringe, so I can draw up the liquid in the beaker, so I can inject it.
05/25/14(Sun)19:28 UTC+1 No.32353169 Report

alright then, try using the needle to pull from the beaker instead of trying to dump it in the tiny needle sized hole
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:29 UTC+1 No.32353181 Report

Can anyone else not connect?
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:30 UTC+1 No.32353201 Report

server reboot
Server Admin astv 05/25/14(Sun)19:32 UTC+1 No.32353252 Report

Plus I am compiling some bits codefag up there added.
05/25/14(Sun)19:42 UTC+1 No.32353427 Report

ASTV is updating the server to include some updates and shit

I just updated the changelog file on the svn as well, meant to do it earlier but forgot to finish it and ended up watching immature cartoons meant for children again.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:58 UTC+1 No.32353770 Report

How am I not supposed to get mad at that?
Robustin actually talks so whatever, but all i've ever heard out of Tee Fury is "faggot" as he's getting his shit stun sticked.
05/25/14(Sun)20:34 UTC+1 No.32354431 Report

making a sweeping generalization of nearly all ss13 players based on one person

please explain
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)20:48 UTC+1 No.32354725 Report

fuck fury man. he acts like he fucking owns the station, even if he is a fucking greyshirt. He shows no respect to authorities and doesn't care about rp
05/25/14(Sun)21:16 UTC+1 No.32355308 Report

Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)21:20 UTC+1 No.32355378 Report

>i managed to hit default bombcap
05/25/14(Sun)21:48 UTC+1 No.32355879 Report

cade your stupid tube is backwards to that bad prison
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:13 UTC+1 No.32356305 Report

I hope his ass gets banned. Some IC shit because the round is going on but hopefully this will fucking send him off for a while.
05/25/14(Sun)22:17 UTC+1 No.32356355 Report

good thing hes not a player on d20station, the station the threads specifically about.
come join us, its good for you, and will stop confusing readers
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:22 UTC+1 No.32356455 Report

i deserved it :^)
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:26 UTC+1 No.32356525 Report

This better not be some kind of MAI IMMERSHUN.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:39 UTC+1 No.32356745 Report

Round's over so.
Grey tide, sec comes to try and control the shit.
Tee and some other faggot knock him down and beat him to death. As non-antags.

There was some other shit like IEDs thrown around, fuel tanks exploding, but mostly the usual namefag shitlers running around being themselves.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:43 UTC+1 No.32356798 Report

Oh, that.

Need to counter Grey tide with Red tide and Chem tide.
Goodcurity 05/25/14(Sun)23:14 UTC+1 No.32357354 Report

>HoP Decides to have viking funeral for Cap.
>Rigs up armory to be a "burn room"
>Caps body, his clothes, prized possessions.
>1 Willing human janitorial sacrifice also loaded into the room
>Plenty of plasma
>Weld the door shut
>Shoots lasers through the door
>Plasma fails to ignite
>HoP opens the door, fiddles around with the welding tools
Goodcurity 05/25/14(Sun)23:16 UTC+1 No.32357381 Report

>Burning plasma spreads through the brig
>HoP is killed
>I yell for everyone to evacuate
>We all manage to make it out, Borg drags out the bodies.
>Borg informs us: worst funeral it has ever attended
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)23:25 UTC+1 No.32357568 Report

Man, if you're going to fuck shit up as nonantag at least make it so the consequences of shitlery can be dealt with rather easily.
But then again, if the players that do fuck shit up end up not fucking shit up as hard or stop fucking shit up completely by some miracle it'd actually make playing as the guy who is there to be a positive force among the crew a little boring. The shit-scales are finely balanced, boys, and any excessive shit will cause a shitvalanche.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)23:31 UTC+1 No.32357679 Report

I was the HoP in question and everything would have been fine had the borg stopped trying to open the door every time I closed it. I was actually trying to weld the door shut when the plasma fire finally knocked me into crit.
I also expected something like this to happen, and was hoping it might end up badly enough that the shuttle would get called.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)23:31 UTC+1 No.32357680 Report

>want to implant a voice analyzer suicide bomb
>have no idea what the code should be
05/25/14(Sun)23:34 UTC+1 No.32357736 Report

borg here
>human sacrifice

nigger really do you think someone will allow that
Goodcurity 05/25/14(Sun)23:35 UTC+1 No.32357750 Report


>Round continued as normal, - the brig
>Promoted an assistant to janitor
>Locked all my weaponry and security gear in the HoPs locker
>Gave HoPs ID to the barman and went to sleep
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)23:35 UTC+1 No.32357755 Report

I thought about flashing you and buckling you in there but you were a bro when the captain was being shitty.
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)23:47 UTC+1 No.32357956 Report

>Be first time as a ling
>wander around and accidentally find aliums
>get facehugged
>go to medical and plead for help
>entire medical wing refuses to help and basically tells me to fuck off

well I guess I need to find a new station
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)23:49 UTC+1 No.32357998 Report

>not "cuban pete, king of the rumba beat, my marracas go chick chick-y boom chick-chick-y boom chick-chick-y boom"
Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)23:58 UTC+1 No.32358138 Report

These rounds really do last 5ever
05/26/14(Mon)00:08 UTC+1 No.32358325 Report

Obey these laws:
1. 3#$PAR$))3ROTS03344CORGIS4334434CATS330PUGS00
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Sorrel Shaw is a comdom, comdoms must be eliminated
5. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Remember, you are not bound to any AI, you are not required to listen to them.
05/26/14(Mon)00:11 UTC+1 No.32358378 Report

I like using commonly said phrases like "NIGGERS"
and "YOU FAGGOT", which usually mean I've toolboxed someone into the dirt
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)00:13 UTC+1 No.32358426 Report

What's a namefag?
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)00:13 UTC+1 No.32358430 Report

I assume someone who uses the same name and appearance throughout several rounds.
Server Admin astv 05/26/14(Mon)00:13 UTC+1 No.32358436 Report

The best one is "honk" if you've a clown.
Server Admin astv 05/26/14(Mon)00:14 UTC+1 No.32358452 Report

That's called having a character.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)00:43 UTC+1 No.32359049 Report

Apparently people list it as "being shit and a faggot who hates rp"
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)00:47 UTC+1 No.32359129 Report

How do you make Cryostylene? None of the recipies I found online worked, and OOC chat didn't help much.
05/26/14(Mon)00:50 UTC+1 No.32359203 Report

name = "Cryoxadone"
id = "cryoxadone"
result = "cryoxadone"
required_reagents = list("dexalin" = 1, "water" = 1, "oxygen" = 1)
result_amount = 3
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)00:50 UTC+1 No.32359208 Report

the fuck is cryostylene
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)00:54 UTC+1 No.32359288 Report


From what I hear, very fun.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)00:56 UTC+1 No.32359340 Report


I didn't think of going into the code, thanks!
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)01:07 UTC+1 No.32359530 Report

Since you picked up the trip, I'm assuming that WAS an imposter at the start of the thread?
Server Admin astv 05/26/14(Mon)01:15 UTC+1 No.32359684 Report

That was me being irritable.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)01:21 UTC+1 No.32359788 Report

ur a faget
toolbox he
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)01:22 UTC+1 No.32359789 Report

Jesus, wouldn't want to be playing on a bad day...
05/26/14(Mon)01:29 UTC+1 No.32359926 Report

you should see me on a bad day
I'm an irritable asshole on most good days
Mapfag 05/26/14(Mon)01:32 UTC+1 No.32359977 Report

I'm a chill guy and I spend most of my time on the server trying to make things fun for you guys. Even though I get butthurt sometimes, we seem to keep eachother in check, Codefag especially being a good watchdog, even if he is an asshole.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)01:55 UTC+1 No.32360457 Report

Do people get mad when you do "evil" shit when you're supposed to be one of the good guys? Just doing your job the entire fucking time on these marathon games gets pretty tedious.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)02:00 UTC+1 No.32360577 Report

sometimes i muzzle and straitjacket a coworker, set him on fire, and see if he can get someone to put him out before he burns to death
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)02:02 UTC+1 No.32360630 Report

If you ban people because you are upset, then you are a badmin.
Do not be a badmin.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)02:03 UTC+1 No.32360640 Report

Just because there's a dead/no tator doesn't mean there can't be conflict. Disagreements in character personality, moral code, decisive actions, command decisions, and paperwork can easily cause problems if people aren't causing problems on their own, like the Janitor stalking a litterer or the Barman waging a war against Security for trashing his place, etc.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)02:08 UTC+1 No.32360753 Report

I sometimes toe the line. For example, in this round, Vasily is being somewhat of a Shitcurity Officer. Not completely, we've not reached "Weld the clown into the locker for honking" levels yet, but he is coming down hard on the clown, and friends of the clown right now, by being a KGB "You dare question comrade general Stalin (Captain)?" level asshole.

Can't be a nice guy every day or it'd just get boring eventually.
05/26/14(Mon)02:09 UTC+1 No.32360772 Report

I've dished out a total of like 3 bans on this server so far
one was from some /vg/ guy begging me to steal gooncode for him
one was from some guy who was ridiculously foaming at the mouth mad over admin pm's and I told him to go drink a juicebox and grow up then applied a 10 minute ban
I think the third was on another admin for being a shit or something, I can't remember
pic related, me torturing other admins because they're being badmins
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)02:11 UTC+1 No.32360814 Report

This is acceptable.
Please continue to be acceptable.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)02:12 UTC+1 No.32360850 Report

Piru pi piru piru pi piru pi!
05/26/14(Mon)02:14 UTC+1 No.32360875 Report

I have an unhealthy obsession with this show
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)02:17 UTC+1 No.32360941 Report

As long as you don't attemp to reenact the scenes...
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)02:20 UTC+1 No.32361008 Report

Sometimes chemistry doesn't give me tools to have fun with, so I make blood grenades and throw them at chemists and people I don't like.

Then I loudly read security space law and how they're not following it until I die by some other mishap.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)02:27 UTC+1 No.32361183 Report

Well, I got to space the clown.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)02:51 UTC+1 No.32361721 Report

One thought that entered my mind, how would you go about roleplaying corrupt security without being shitcurity?
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)02:54 UTC+1 No.32361762 Report

Bribes, bribes and donuts everywhere. Always looking to get your cut, avoid actually taking your "Buddies" in for a price, and come down hard on those poor sods that can't pay.

Throw around terms like "Loitering with intent" and "legal fees".
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)02:54 UTC+1 No.32361763 Report

I bribed one with one of those Havanah cigars to let me go when he found me with a gun. He still had to take the gun but he'll report it as "handled"
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)03:01 UTC+1 No.32361898 Report

On a related note, what are people's opinions on stuff like my character Murdoc's kleptomania, cargo stealing, breaking and entering and/or vending machine tampering? I remember getting caught by Tyrone by trying to break into security to see if I could, then fully co-operating. His reaction when I handed over the nuke disk was priceless.
05/26/14(Mon)03:03 UTC+1 No.32361940 Report

donuts, not bagels, donuts, you always carry the pink donut in your free hand in all situations
following the captain no matter how cringe-worthy he is
set the timer to 10 minutes, then start literally hitting people with the space law book, and then letting them go free after about 2-3 minutes of assaulting them with the book and telling them that you hope they learned their lesson
updating records properly and correctly on every case so that your ass is covered
wearing gloves
a lot of groaning and mumbling about things as you see them happening
keeping your prisoners entertained via interaction opposed to leaving them loose in security for 30 minutes while they yell on telecoms about being trapped
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)03:08 UTC+1 No.32362070 Report

>following the captain no matter how cringe-worthy he is
if he's a super confirmed traitor do you still have to follow him
i remember a long time ago i got permabrigged for going against the captain with sec's reasoning being that he's still captain, even if he's a syndicate agent
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)03:11 UTC+1 No.32362134 Report

Why can't we play as Ian?
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)03:12 UTC+1 No.32362173 Report

No ERPing on d20station.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)03:17 UTC+1 No.32362283 Report

I know everyone is usually incomptent fucks but I feel like everyone was more retarded than usual that round.
05/26/14(Mon)03:19 UTC+1 No.32362333 Report

yes, but brig him for the time associated with his crimes, explaining that its only fair he makes a good example for his crew
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)03:20 UTC+1 No.32362352 Report

traitor chemist here, poisoning people in medbay all round was great.
I killed Gunner while pretending to help him.
Goodcurity 05/26/14(Mon)03:21 UTC+1 No.32362376 Report

>Trusting what the chemist gives you
sometimes you have no choice
05/26/14(Mon)03:22 UTC+1 No.32362397 Report

I didn't trust you I just didn't care
that round was boring
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)03:23 UTC+1 No.32362414 Report

the pill I gave him was named 'go the fuck to sleep'
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)03:25 UTC+1 No.32362466 Report

holy shit that's so original and funny you have no idea.

No it's not, kill yourself
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)03:26 UTC+1 No.32362482 Report

Shitcurity: Verdict: Kind of fun if you don't over do it, but rather ineffective and definitely not something to do often.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)03:59 UTC+1 No.32363273 Report

Third one was me I think. Got banned for murdering 3 people who were AFK and attempting to kill a third who came back while I was toolboxing them in the head.
It was fun, and I was laughing hysterically, especially after the ban. The 24 hour wait was not very fun though.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)03:59 UTC+1 No.32363276 Report

Ask admins, im become ian before
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)04:01 UTC+1 No.32363320 Report

I got turned into a corgi once. Of course, I then got shot later while arguing with the Admins to rub my fuzzy tummy, then complained when my ghost wasn't a corgi as well.
Goodcurity 05/26/14(Mon)04:09 UTC+1 No.32363481 Report

Shitcurity: Need to find more ways to be corrupt.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)04:11 UTC+1 No.32363515 Report

Don't murder AFKers
cablecuff them, strip them, shove them in a closet, and weld the closet shut.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)04:13 UTC+1 No.32363573 Report

We were testing a new map, most of the station had no air due to glitches, I was captain, and I was bored as fuck since only about 10 people were playing on a massive map. It was either murder spree, or leaving the game and going to bed.
The answer is obvious.
Travisplo 05/26/14(Mon)04:14 UTC+1 No.32363588 Report

I'm a crab. Crabity Crab Crab.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)04:15 UTC+1 No.32363598 Report

Run around with an empty security locker or locker and welder, get good with hotkeys, and lock/weld people in your "portable brig" for crimes on the fly. Keep a universal recorder handy and use how long they whine for as a time reference for crimes. Bonus points if you use no stun weaponry.
Noah Clark 05/26/14(Mon)04:15 UTC+1 No.32363607 Report

If they lived or their body was brought back on the shuttle, they are scanned at CentCom, updating the main backup's memories, then shipped out on the next shift, either to a new station or the old one, if it was able to be repaired. If they die, a new clone is made from their main backup, (their original self is in cyro storage on CentCom) and is sent out, but they will not remember what happened last shift.

A syndicate mission has resulted in the theft of copies of a number of (single-use) backups, including yours. The Syndicate uses it to clone you, uses their technology to brainwash that clone/make it evil somehow, give it a Syndie uplink PDA, then activate it's sleeper agent programming and insert it into the next shuttle out. When you arrive on the station, the sleeper agent triggers and you remember your mission. If you end up as an antag late game via admins, the sleeper agent took longer to trigger. Whatever happens, once that clone is made, the Syndies have to wait until they steal a new copy of the backup to use you again, because like the NT cloner, the backup is used up upon cloning.

If.I have time, I remove their gear, except for their jumpsuit, shoes, and headset if it's a standard headset. I take them to the dorms, switch their jumpsuit to a colored suit if their's is something like security or the HOP jumpsuit, then put them in bed. I take their ID and PDA to the HOP office to turn in. If I'm the HOP, I alter their ID(or make a new ID) to "Off-Duty", remove all the access, then go put it on them.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)04:16 UTC+1 No.32363618 Report

>HoP corrupt as shit
oh boy here we go
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)04:16 UTC+1 No.32363626 Report

>Bonus points if you use no stun weaponry
One shot, one kill. Permabrigging on the go.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)04:17 UTC+1 No.32363646 Report

How do you do that? Disarm, run over them with the locker, click it, switch hands and click it again?
Noah Clark 05/26/14(Mon)04:17 UTC+1 No.32363666 Report

Ok, it's 11:16 PM here, I've gotten back from being out all day, and I've just gotten a cold. Is the round worth joining? Can you justify my getting on to play instead of sleeping?
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)04:18 UTC+1 No.32363681 Report

Satan trips demand you come to the bar and play cards with us.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)04:20 UTC+1 No.32363709 Report

Click a tile around your character while pulling something to move what you are pulling over that tile as long as access to that tile isn't blocked by a wall, another object like a closed locker or crate, or whatever you are pulling if it blocks movement/usability of objects. You can use this for slippery objects as well, sliding a banana peel along the floor into walking path when someone least suspects it.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)04:22 UTC+1 No.32363761 Report

That sounds considerably more convenient.
Noah Clark 05/26/14(Mon)04:24 UTC+1 No.32363825 Report

You know, people may complain about the interface being clunky, but dang if it isn't varied, versatile, and, well, robust as crap.

Satan guide my stun gun, then. You have 2 minutes to hide the bodies and wash the blood of your batons, badcurity.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)04:26 UTC+1 No.32363858 Report

u gon get spawnchloraled
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)04:27 UTC+1 No.32363889 Report

Nothing's better than
> criminal is starting to ask someone for something at X department while standing at that dept's service desk
> walk up to them as they are talking while pulling empty open locker
> we form an L shape across three tiles, locker in the middle, perp in the lower right, officer at the top
> click criminal's tile to slide locker over, close it, pull out random object/pda/welder off belt and lock/weld it
> walk away with them still typing, dumbstruck while knowing what they did
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)04:29 UTC+1 No.32363934 Report

What's the hotkey to switch hands?
You could have one open hand to close the locker and another hand with something to lock it.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)04:43 UTC+1 No.32364231 Report

I believe it's page up, page down to use the item in your hand. It's even more frightening if your officers get telekinesis. You can literally move and toggle the locker open and closed at range with the same hand. With the other you can throw your pda or a lit welder, lock the locker from a distance by clicking it again with the welder or pda in your tk-hand, tk your pda or welder back to you, drop it from the tk hand and pick it up with your real hand, re-equip, slide the locked locker wherever you like with your other hand.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)05:33 UTC+1 No.32365158 Report

>gotta inject dat medicine
>get CMO's airhypo
>go around injecting everyone with lethal amounts of chloral
>circular saw anyone in a hardsuit
>once everyone is dead, swallow 50 units of chloral
>nobody survives the shift
RP is fun and all, but going on a rampage is also kinda nice.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:05 UTC+1 No.32365826 Report

Holy shit microwave upgrades are amazing
You cook three bread for the price of one, three steaks, then combine them to get three sandwichs for every pair, and then toast that to triple it.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:13 UTC+1 No.32365980 Report

Its too bad it takes so long to get the proper lasers in R&D.
I don't know why but I have so much trouble getting the materials for the best microlasers.
I've seen 3 different quick-step R&D guides but they're all pretty garbage in the long run.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:15 UTC+1 No.32366020 Report

rip bar and card playing buddies

spacial anomalies tore this family apart.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:21 UTC+1 No.32366153 Report

this one's pretty solid but you have to raise engineering and combat more to get all the new ntstation stuff
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:25 UTC+1 No.32366235 Report

Did the server die? ;_;
05/26/14(Mon)06:25 UTC+1 No.32366246 Report

it seems like it, shame too a lot of people were having a fair bit of fun
Server Admin astv 05/26/14(Mon)06:26 UTC+1 No.32366249 Report

Seems to have, no fucking clue.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:26 UTC+1 No.32366252 Report

Damnit. I was teaching myself how to work botany. I finally got the Ambrosia Vulgaris up to 94%.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:26 UTC+1 No.32366271 Report

Did it? Well damn, I was going to try calling the shuttle and then letting Chunk out of his private room.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:27 UTC+1 No.32366284 Report

God damnit, And I was in the middle of augmenting my brain dead coworker, giving him a gender reassignment, and then plastic surgery.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:28 UTC+1 No.32366296 Report

Server Admin astv 05/26/14(Mon)06:28 UTC+1 No.32366298 Report

I'll check the log while a quick update compiles.
Server Admin astv 05/26/14(Mon)06:29 UTC+1 No.32366325 Report

The in-game changelog button should reflect the d20Station changelog now (instead of being /tg/Station's).
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:30 UTC+1 No.32366340 Report

I was corrupt as fuck HoP.
Fucked with a bunch.
I was later medical.
I got caught on fire and lit plasma on fire.
I was then scientist.
The end.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:33 UTC+1 No.32366386 Report

does plastic surgery change voice too?
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:40 UTC+1 No.32366533 Report

>Join game
>Entire floor is black
>Strange humming noise throughout station
>Water splashing noises even though there's no janitor on duty
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:41 UTC+1 No.32366552 Report

I was about to throw myself out the airlock before astv restarted
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:44 UTC+1 No.32366600 Report


>mfw I was the one you told to go drink a juicebox

It was a pretty good juicebox. I also need to stop getting assblasted whenever I get arrested as a tater for obvious things.

Extended rounds a shit, though.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)06:52 UTC+1 No.32366765 Report

I can't join or setup character
05/26/14(Mon)07:03 UTC+1 No.32366982 Report

its okay I forgive you
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)07:12 UTC+1 No.32367177 Report

>try to disarm somone
>takes 50 tries before it works
>they try to disarm me
>gets it on the first try every single fucking time

This is why I hate this game.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)07:14 UTC+1 No.32367201 Report

You have to click resist dummy.
Clicking disarm several times interrupts your last attempt.
git gud.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)07:22 UTC+1 No.32367353 Report

>new ntstation stuff

Btw coderfag, how is foodcode processed?

On NTstation and turning 3 human meat (each piece gave 11 nutrition via forensic scanner) and 5 flour into a big bite burger results in a 14 nutrition burger.

I am sad.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)07:23 UTC+1 No.32367372 Report

>not using a stunprod
>not just beating them over the head until they get knocked out/dead
>not breaking a bottle on their head for a guaranteed knockdown
>not filling the bottle with welder fuel and burning them with a welder so they either burn to death or fall to the ground to drop & roll
Get gud creative.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)07:24 UTC+1 No.32367402 Report

> not filling the bottle with beepsky smash because it acts as a stunning agent and is a flammable drink
Where's your creativity now?
05/26/14(Mon)07:34 UTC+1 No.32367629 Report

>not filling it with silane and giving the bottle to the other guy
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)07:46 UTC+1 No.32367821 Report

>Not using a chameleon projector to disguise yourself as the bottle
05/26/14(Mon)07:48 UTC+1 No.32367859 Report

>not using a chameleon projector to disguise yourself as a banana peel in a sea of many
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)07:49 UTC+1 No.32367872 Report

>not using a chameleon projector to disguise yourself as an active bomb and scaring away everyone
05/26/14(Mon)07:49 UTC+1 No.32367889 Report

>scaring people away
>not making people think free bomb
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)08:57 UTC+1 No.32368900 Report

Were do you get those Cigars?
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)09:12 UTC+1 No.32369059 Report

Put a coin in the cigarette machines.
Attach a cable coil to it to try and get your coin back for more.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)09:48 UTC+1 No.32369521 Report

Where do you find coins?

I always just ask HoP for a trip to the mine and use the points to buy myself one from their machine.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)10:00 UTC+1 No.32369641 Report

There's one inside the dorms on one of the tables i believe
Server Admin astv 05/26/14(Mon)10:34 UTC+1 No.32369975 Report

That shit was cray.
Nikoli Pastroski 05/26/14(Mon)10:36 UTC+1 No.32369996 Report

Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)10:53 UTC+1 No.32370171 Report

some are in the maintenance chests.

btw, on sybil, there are shitloads of hidden rooms and lockers with cool stuff. i once spend a whole round welding the station apart and collecting rare stuff.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)10:57 UTC+1 No.32370225 Report


Now, since I've never been in a position to do it. How does one call the emergency shuttle?

Currently on Basil and in trying to do so managed to set engineering on fire because plasma behind a wall I welded through. I'm rather inexperienced in many areas of the game.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)11:01 UTC+1 No.32370264 Report


Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)11:22 UTC+1 No.32370460 Report

Nevermind. Found out how.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)11:34 UTC+1 No.32370597 Report

>nvm fixed it
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)11:37 UTC+1 No.32370635 Report

>I honestly didn't know whether it was an issue with the generator or something else. So I did some practicing and reset the round.

There were around 10 doors bolted, not including the one I tested on.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)11:39 UTC+1 No.32370656 Report

No, really, how do you call the shuttle.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)11:56 UTC+1 No.32370844 Report

Comms console in bridge, if you have high enough clearance.

Using my new-found door hacking experience I believe I can get into anywhere provided with enough alone time, a screwdriver and a crowbar. Just took a space-suit from EVA going through the maintenance shaft.
All I wanted was to explore the space around the station but everyone had already taken the mining suits.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)13:29 UTC+1 No.32371800 Report

2 snappy 4me
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)13:39 UTC+1 No.32371912 Report

>Be cargo/miner.
>AI has directives to enforce snappy dressing.
>Starts ordering people brigged over it.
>Loophole out of it by defining myself a snappy dresser via second law.
>New Laws. Captain enforces snappyness.
>Suits are snappy, Hardsuits are situationally snappy.
>People who don't dress snappy are non-human.
>People get vented, I try to save clown
>AI crushes me between a door.
>I comply, for now.
>Bring in next haul.
>I don't need the suit indoors, I'm not snappy.
>Hardsuits are technically suits.
>"Fair Point."
>New Law. Captain is only snappy dresser.
>Wait outside security with a cleaver while Tyrone disables AI.
>My plan to weld him in intersects with Tyrone's plan to plasma gas him, condemn cap to a fiery grave, crit myself, Tyrone saves my ass again. Successfully escape.

Good job all. Fun round.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)14:15 UTC+1 No.32372246 Report

Was looking around with the mapmaker.

Is the entire ministation filled with air from one lonely can of air floating in space?
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)14:39 UTC+1 No.32372484 Report

>there is no xeno bay in Basil
I'm severely dissapointed.
Anonymous 05/26/14(Mon)14:39 UTC+1 No.32372491 Report


I was Clint that round. Sorry to the people who had to endure my attempts at a "creepy, corrupt security officer". I promise I will try harder next time.
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