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Suddenly, you find yourself...
Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:20 UTC+1 No.32942823 Report

Suddenly, you find yourself kidnapped and imprisoned somewhere in an island. There you learn you were chosen to take part in gladiatorial game against others in your situation, and all of you have been experimented upon and turned into hybrids that while still human have traits of an animal. The winner will not only earn his freedom, but also win wealth beyond their dreams.

However, the animals were selected at random, so your mutation may be very powerful or completely helpless, and you will have to fight against the person who was mutated before previous post to yours.

http://www.randomlists.com/random-animals

What was your mutation, /tg/?

Our current game is based on this.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:21 UTC+1 No.32942856 Report

>>32942823

>What was your mutation, /tg/?

well fuck. I have the power of weird smelling odor
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:23 UTC+1 No.32942873 Report

>>32942856
>mfw I am a hedgehog

Rodent battle!
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:23 UTC+1 No.32942874 Report

>ocelot
Do I get a revolver?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:24 UTC+1 No.32942895 Report

>Hyena
Yah, I'm good.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:24 UTC+1 No.32942899 Report

>>32942874

winner so far?

>kitten

...yeah, winner so far
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:25 UTC+1 No.32942922 Report

>>32942895

Ocelot beats hyena
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:25 UTC+1 No.32942923 Report

I got Bison.
>Ripped
>Such horns
>Indian magic
10/10
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:25 UTC+1 No.32942935 Report

>>32942874
>zebu
well at least i've got strength and stamina on my side
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:25 UTC+1 No.32942936 Report

>>32942899
>ewe
I guess I can roll around and then shock my opponent with static electricity. I suppose there are worse superpowers.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:26 UTC+1 No.32942945 Report

BISON
FUCK YEAH
LESDOIT
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:26 UTC+1 No.32942947 Report

>>32942895
Are you male or female?

This determines whether you're good or not.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:26 UTC+1 No.32942951 Report

>>32942873

are porcupines even rodents?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:27 UTC+1 No.32942963 Report

>>32942823
>Buffalo
Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:27 UTC+1 No.32942970 Report

>>32942936

>ewe

You also got a sex change, anon. Remember

Don't let them cum inside
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:27 UTC+1 No.32942972 Report

>>32942945
AH FUCK WRONG PICTURE
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:28 UTC+1 No.32942977 Report

>>32942951
I thought they were lagomorphs.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:28 UTC+1 No.32942990 Report

>>32942923
>>32942945

Bison bros

>>32942935

Too bad you are tame as fuck

>>32942963

Ugly and shitty horns

as for me

>cony

wtf is a cony?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:29 UTC+1 No.32942994 Report

>>32942823
Motherfucking Bear here. Claws, fangs, and an xboxhuge muscle mass.
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lolwut 06/22/14(Sun)22:30 UTC+1 No.32943021 Report

>>32942990
>wtf is a cony?
You're a rabbit.
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Shas'o R'myr 06/22/14(Sun)22:30 UTC+1 No.32943027 Report

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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:30 UTC+1 No.32943032 Report

BUT KITTEN ISN'T AN ANIMAL!
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:30 UTC+1 No.32943037 Report

>>32942823
>Bat
I am the night!
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:33 UTC+1 No.32943088 Report

>>32942823
>Musk Ox
Apparently I have the powers of a smaller, worse-smelling bison.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:33 UTC+1 No.32943093 Report

>>32943037
Motherfucking weasel son, What you got.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:35 UTC+1 No.32943119 Report

Elephant master race crush tiny skulls.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:36 UTC+1 No.32943147 Report

>>32942970

so you are this now?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:37 UTC+1 No.32943164 Report

>>32943093
Well, good hearing and echolocation, for one.
Flight, for another.
That's really kind of it.

Most of these animals are kind of shit.

Still, I fancy my chances against Kittenman and the Human Ox.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:37 UTC+1 No.32943167 Report

>>32942874
No but you get to be a slightly large slightly aggresive housecat
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:39 UTC+1 No.32943207 Report

>>32943167
Then I will let the enemy rub my belly, lull them into a false sense of security, and then rabbit-kick their wrist until I hit an artery.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:39 UTC+1 No.32943222 Report

>mare

B-but I am a guy...
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:40 UTC+1 No.32943239 Report

>>32943222
I have some news for you.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:41 UTC+1 No.32943254 Report

>Wildcat
I have the power of every generic grade school sports team! I have the power of thousands of ten year olds!

That, or decent agility, reflexes, senses, and balance.. also claws, so hey.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:41 UTC+1 No.32943258 Report

>Finch
Uh so I can eat seeds, sing and maybe fly?

My singing ability better be some mind control level shit.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:42 UTC+1 No.32943263 Report

>skunk
So nothing changes, basically.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:43 UTC+1 No.32943277 Report

>>32943254

Could you beat her >>32943222?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:43 UTC+1 No.32943284 Report

>>32942823
Traits of a deer.
At least I can impale people with my rack.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:44 UTC+1 No.32943311 Report

>>32943222

Now you know what your power is.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:44 UTC+1 No.32943318 Report

>>32943277
Stealth approach from the trees. Wait for "her" to go for water or food in one of the bushes then leap down. And then.. Well.. I do what has to be done. We bang.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:44 UTC+1 No.32943320 Report

>>32943258
Finches are dicks.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:45 UTC+1 No.32943339 Report

>>32942823
>hippopotamus
Now i get to be really fat and do shit all every day...
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:45 UTC+1 No.32943346 Report

>>32943284
Go full Irish Elk, son
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:45 UTC+1 No.32943348 Report

>/pol/ar bear
I WILL WIN THIS GAME...

WITH MY BEAR HANDS!
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:46 UTC+1 No.32943364 Report

>>32943320
Well with this new information I guess my plan of attack is to move from high place to high place heckling >>32943254 and generally being loud around him. Let the mocking commence.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:46 UTC+1 No.32943367 Report

>>32943348
You missed a perfect /pol/ joke about the right to bear arms.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:46 UTC+1 No.32943368 Report

>>32943284
> hedgehog
This is going to go remarkably well for you, Anon.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:46 UTC+1 No.32943373 Report

>>32943239

>>32943311
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:47 UTC+1 No.32943383 Report

>>32943346
Those look like you could fly with them.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:47 UTC+1 No.32943384 Report

>>32943367
I was leaving it open for you
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:47 UTC+1 No.32943391 Report

>>32943364
Curse you Finch guy!
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:52 UTC+1 No.32943459 Report

>alpca

err idk, but apparently some people don't find me very sexy. at the least i'm fluffier then i usually am, people love to touch my frohawk/mohawk thing already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcKRco2Zu0Y
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:54 UTC+1 No.32943502 Report

So far

>Bears, bisons and elephant murder all the small critters
>bat and finch fly away
>Mare gets fucked
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:55 UTC+1 No.32943520 Report

>Camel

...So I just became some sort of fuzzy hunchback. Welp.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:57 UTC+1 No.32943563 Report

>>32942823
Thread Over
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:58 UTC+1 No.32943578 Report

>>32943563
enjoy your tiny dick
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)22:59 UTC+1 No.32943599 Report

A boar.

...I'm okay with this.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:02 UTC+1 No.32943644 Report

>basilisk
I will pretend it's the mythical creature and not a tiny lizard.

SO FUCK YOU ALL, COME AT ME
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:02 UTC+1 No.32943645 Report

>Mustang
Why is the first thing I think about is having a huge dick...what have you guys done to me?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:03 UTC+1 No.32943665 Report

>>32942823
A mole......
We Bakuryu now.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:04 UTC+1 No.32943689 Report

>>32942823
Looked up the manga in OP's image.. It's about a Honey Badger Hybrid girl who don't give no fucks. It's kind of awesome.

Called "Killing Bites" for those curious
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:06 UTC+1 No.32943724 Report

>>32942823
>>32943689
so, does she just not wear pants or something?
All these screenshots seem to suggest this.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:09 UTC+1 No.32943764 Report

>>32943724

she has fur covering that part I guess
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:09 UTC+1 No.32943773 Report

Elaphant hybrid.

I never forgot.

TO KILL.

But seriouslly, I pretty much win, don't I?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:10 UTC+1 No.32943793 Report

>>32943689

>honey badger
>qt
>goes almost naked most time
>that personality

New waifu acquired
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:11 UTC+1 No.32943801 Report

>Raven
>Versus mole

Talk about a boring match. I sit in a tree, he digs, and no one gets anywhere.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:11 UTC+1 No.32943807 Report

>>32943689

>look it up
>manga starts with the heroine getting gang raped in the back of a van

NOPE.bat
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:12 UTC+1 No.32943815 Report

>>32943645
Because /d/
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:13 UTC+1 No.32943841 Report

>>32943807
Keep reading. Let's just say they aren't quite as successful as the first few pages imply.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:14 UTC+1 No.32943856 Report

>>32943807
Read like, FIVE more panels.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:15 UTC+1 No.32943882 Report

>>32943773
elephant are pretty fucking though, males go on rampages and kill shit because it was shit and they were and elephant
rarely does an adult get killed by a rampaging rhino pummeling its side, the rhino usually getting badly bruised for charging a wall of flesh that collapses on him
some prides are know to have harassed and hunted elephants, but is usually only in time of great scarcity since a couple or more lionesses can die or become cripple in the process
i think only orcas can be more badass, but they are kind of confined to the sea
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:16 UTC+1 No.32943895 Report

>>32943689
>dat porcupine girl
>hhnnnngh!
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:18 UTC+1 No.32943931 Report

So, I hate to ask, but what happened to, like, guns in this whole equation?

I mean I know animals are cool and all, but they are still universally weak to gun-type pokemon.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:18 UTC+1 No.32943939 Report

>>32942823
>Finch

So, i have the powers and abilities of a seed-eating songbird?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:19 UTC+1 No.32943951 Report

>>32943339
hippos kill more humans than lions and hyenas, they usually don't go out of their way to fuck shit up, but they fuck shit up whenever shit happens to be near them
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:21 UTC+1 No.32943983 Report

>>32943951
They can also spray shit across vast distances by spinning their tails while defecating.

So yes, you can make the shit hit the fan.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:21 UTC+1 No.32943985 Report

>>32943931
Actually, if an anon lucked out and got something small and armoured (which would then scale up) or really big and tough (like the Elephants) then they should have huge advantages in a gunfight, same with the batfag, who can fly and has a bunch of other sensors Humans don't.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:21 UTC+1 No.32943991 Report

>>32943895
They mas as well have called this series "Waifu Fights"
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:22 UTC+1 No.32944011 Report

>>32943983
They do that to attract females.

I wish I was kidding.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:22 UTC+1 No.32944013 Report

>>32943985
>who can fly and has a bunch of other sensors Humans don't.
flying does not help much against armed thugs with shotguns
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:22 UTC+1 No.32944017 Report

>>32943985
Basically, my question is: where are the hybrid gunfights?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:23 UTC+1 No.32944029 Report

>>32944011
So Hippo bitches gots da scat fetish?

Damn nature, you fucked up.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:23 UTC+1 No.32944033 Report

>>32942823
i got sheep
this fucking sucks, i guess i'll learn to make sweaters and shear myself
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:24 UTC+1 No.32944041 Report

>>32944013
It does when he also has a gun, anon.

Maneuverability + knowledge of the enemies' whereabouts means victory, most often.

>>32944017
Everywhere, anon, everywhere.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:24 UTC+1 No.32944042 Report

C-can i be a cartoon version of a Kangaroo? Including those giant red boxxing gloves?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:25 UTC+1 No.32944055 Report

>>32944013

>kidnapped for gladiatorial combat
>muh guns

I've never understood the retarded "Lol I whip my auto high powered glock magnum!" logic of gunfags.

Besides, who says that isn't exactly what is keeping all the mutants from starting a massive revolt?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:25 UTC+1 No.32944057 Report

>>32944029
Beats those bugs that have two cocks.

You know why they have two cocks? Because when they fuck, their cocks tend to break off.
The broken off cocks still continue fucking, though, so at least something good comes out of it, I guess.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:25 UTC+1 No.32944060 Report

>>32944042
>u havin a giggle m8
>i'm going to boot yer teeth in
>i swear on me mum
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:26 UTC+1 No.32944076 Report

>>32944055
I don't understand the premise here.
Why are they making these super soldiers to pitfight?
Why is the entire thing entirely devoid of guns?
It is just because japan forgets they exist?

There are easier ways to make tougher soldiers than making them half lion.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:26 UTC+1 No.32944077 Report

>>32944055
>I've never understood the retarded
guns allow us to kill most known animal effortlessly and from the comfort of our sofa
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:27 UTC+1 No.32944089 Report

We Australopithecus now.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:27 UTC+1 No.32944091 Report

>>32944060
Do i get 'Straya genes when i get kangaroo genes aswell?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:29 UTC+1 No.32944118 Report

>>32944057


Or the bugs whose dick is pretty much a stinger and they just stab the female wherever and dump their sperm, to the point females of several species have evolved an almost hollow abdomen so they don't die if the male pumps the sperm in their important parts
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:30 UTC+1 No.32944127 Report

>>32944076
Clearly they wanted an army of spiderman expies.
And no shitty crook or mook infantryman with a gun is going to beat Spiderman.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:30 UTC+1 No.32944131 Report

I'm a bear. Rawr.

If you give me fishies I promise to only maul you gently.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:30 UTC+1 No.32944137 Report

>>32944076

>soldier
>gladiators

Better question? why don't boxers take guns to their matches? or Football players? shot the guy before he scores a touchdown!
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:30 UTC+1 No.32944138 Report

>>32944091
either that or aboo, better aussie than abo
>>32944089
you tyrone now
what happens if human comes out of the random generator?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:31 UTC+1 No.32944148 Report

>>32944127
spiderman has precognition, that is some serious fucking advantage
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:31 UTC+1 No.32944150 Report

>>32944137
But they were -clearly- fighting with swords in the "pre-genemod" days.
It seems they went straight from swords to augmented super animals.

It would be just as illegal in boxing to replace your boxing gloves with badger claws.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:32 UTC+1 No.32944172 Report

>>32944127
Give spiderman a gun.

Put these animals on an island with a choice of weapons and sattelite image the fights from there.

That is a way more interesting method.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:33 UTC+1 No.32944180 Report

>>32944148
Also superhuman reflexes, strength, wall-clinging and webshooters.
His precog isn't even that useful most of the time, only occasionally is it even developed to the point where he knows where the danger is coming from.

Also, Doc Ock solo'd a national guard division.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:36 UTC+1 No.32944212 Report

>>32944138
>what happens if human comes out of the random generator?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Osborn
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:36 UTC+1 No.32944216 Report

>>32944180

Heck, batman lacks all of these and even he beats down scores of heavily armed dudes
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:37 UTC+1 No.32944230 Report

>>32944212
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Osborn
why not Captain Murrika?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:37 UTC+1 No.32944244 Report

>>32944216
So in summation, guns are shit and you should only use them if your surname is Wilson, or maybe Castle.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:38 UTC+1 No.32944256 Report

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guanaco
Fuck... Welp, at least I'm comfy.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:39 UTC+1 No.32944265 Report

>>32944230
Clearly part-eagle.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:39 UTC+1 No.32944270 Report

>>32944230
Because Goblin is more Goblin.

>>32944216
Guns fuck you up in no time at all in the Arkham games. Batman just uses plot armor at all times.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:39 UTC+1 No.32944271 Report

>>32944244
or you are Dante, or Deadpool, or that guy whos is DC's Deadpool, or Batman against Darkseid, or the doom guy, or Duke Nukem, or if you bought them with Brouzouf
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:39 UTC+1 No.32944272 Report

>>32944256

so you are a bootleg llama?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:39 UTC+1 No.32944280 Report

>>32944244
>>32944216
>>32944180
All this means is people have severe mental retardation in superhero universes.
See: supervillains, superheroes, the things they do.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:40 UTC+1 No.32944300 Report

>>32944270

>Guns fuck you up in no time at all in the Arkham games. Batman just uses plot armor at all times.

If we are going by that logic batarangs are the best weapon ever
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:40 UTC+1 No.32944302 Report

>>32944280
Pfft, I'd like to see you make a suit of power armour in a cave from a box of scraps.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:40 UTC+1 No.32944305 Report

>>32944150
There isn't much skill involved in gunplay, or say, a gun duel which is what it would be in this place. Nor would it be fun to watch.

Now, have two people fight each other in a melee and it becomes skill based and a lot more fun to watch.

Easy comparison: would you prefer to watch two guys shooting targets. Or two guys bare knuckle boxing?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:41 UTC+1 No.32944311 Report

Shit yeah I got the best animal.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:41 UTC+1 No.32944313 Report

>>32944302
I'd like to see tony stark do it with the same physics model I'm working with.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:41 UTC+1 No.32944317 Report

>>32944300
Nah, they're shit unless you use them as a segue to punching someone in the face, which is what batman does anyway.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:42 UTC+1 No.32944321 Report

>>32944244

Guns are only good if you are a Teatard who thinks the government is out to take away muh freedums
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:42 UTC+1 No.32944330 Report

>>32944305
>There isn't much skill involved in gunplay
if you have fast enough reflexes and can leap over small walls, it suddenly becomes, same applies for night vision and echolocation
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:42 UTC+1 No.32944333 Report

>>32944305
I'd prefer to see two guys having a rambo-fight.
Guns, boxing, knives, jungle infiltration, all that.
Just sticking them in a ring seems dumb. Also, it seems dumb everyone makes slightly improved animal people.

Where's the power armor?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:42 UTC+1 No.32944336 Report

>yak
Tibetan freaks will fight to the death for me, and I'm ungodly strong and tough. Also slow.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:43 UTC+1 No.32944350 Report

>>32944272
Pretty much, yeah.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:44 UTC+1 No.32944353 Report

>>32944305
Shit analogy.

Try these instead.
>would you rather watch two guys shooting targets or two guys hitting a punchbag?
>would you rather watch two men punch each other or two men trying to shoot the other guy without getting shot?

>wouldn't be fun to watch
John Woo called, he says you're a moron
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:44 UTC+1 No.32944360 Report

>>32944333
Better yet, where are the chimeras?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:44 UTC+1 No.32944365 Report

Aardvark.
Let's fucking do this.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:45 UTC+1 No.32944385 Report

I got moose. Big and strong, walk away from being hit by a car, huge rack of horns and a mean temper. I think i got this.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:45 UTC+1 No.32944399 Report

>>32944330
Thats not gunplay. Thats how well you can sneak. Something that would apply for melee fights too.

When the gunplay happens it suddenly ends quickly and boringly.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:46 UTC+1 No.32944406 Report

>>32944333
>Where's the power armor?
On the slightly improved animal people, of course.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:47 UTC+1 No.32944423 Report

>>32944406
I don't see any, anon.
They are willing to go to stupid lengths to make these animal people, but they're not giving them cybernetics, steroids, power armor, guns, or any of the other things.

These corporates are -awful- at making gladiatorial death warriors.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:47 UTC+1 No.32944430 Report

The majestic ibex
>magnificent horns
>incredible dexterity
>hardy constitution

Not bad.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:48 UTC+1 No.32944456 Report

>>32944399
>suddenly ends quickly and boringly.
if you give the competitors bone shattering strength, flesh rending claws, and spine crumpling jaws so does melee combat, which most of the time become striking the first blow first and killing the opponent shortly after
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:49 UTC+1 No.32944472 Report

>>32944353
>shooting each other without getting shot.

See, that'd only apply in movies or anime. The issue is how stupidly fast the fights would end. There'd be no dodging or acrobatics like you see in a Woo movie, it'd just be a twitch reaction kill. At most you'd get some sneaking, which, would apply for a melee fight as well. Only difference is a melee fight wouldn't be over in the blink of an eye.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:49 UTC+1 No.32944488 Report

>>32944423
No no, you misunderstand, the gladiatorial games are training, the survivors go through hypno-indoctrination, are outfitted with the high-tech stuff and used to fight rival corporations.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:49 UTC+1 No.32944489 Report

Mustang. Guess that makes me a centaur. I feel okay. Also, because horse.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:50 UTC+1 No.32944502 Report

>>32944406
>>32944333

The armor question is good, though. Lets think of it in an historical sense. Imagine the Roman legions had access to animal people, and the largest ones were drafted.

Lets imagine a bunch of bull dudes, each strong enough to crush normal humans. You send then to fight with fists or give them a huge ass lorica, scutum and a meters long gladius?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:50 UTC+1 No.32944503 Report

>Tapir
Well I'm fucked
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:50 UTC+1 No.32944520 Report

>>32944472
Sneaking doesn't apply for a melee fight, as it's in a stupid ring.

Also, the BIG FIGHT vs the super boss lion only took like two pages and was done instantly.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:51 UTC+1 No.32944532 Report

>>32944430

But these horns look like they suck as a weapon
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:51 UTC+1 No.32944535 Report

>>32944502
How big are the bull dudes?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:51 UTC+1 No.32944538 Report

>Polar bear
>Awww hell yes.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:53 UTC+1 No.32944590 Report

>>32944535

10' feet tall and 1000 lbs of muscle mass
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:54 UTC+1 No.32944618 Report

>>32944503

wtf is a tapir?
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:54 UTC+1 No.32944623 Report

Ahh yeah, I got Eland. Going to jump all over those bitches
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:55 UTC+1 No.32944643 Report

>>32944532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3qqja07Kj4
Looks fine to me.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:55 UTC+1 No.32944646 Report

>>32944618

Looks like a relative of the anteater or the aardvark
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:57 UTC+1 No.32944699 Report

Another question:
Why the fuck did they stop using swords?
They go into great detail about how these claws are harder than any other animal's claws or whatever, but they were using swords before animal guys came along.
Swords can be made harder and sharper than ANY animal's claws, period. Stick a sword on a strong dude, like a man/bear. He suddenly has all the powers of a bear, but ALSO all the powers of a sword.
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Anonymous 06/22/14(Sun)23:58 UTC+1 No.32944718 Report

>>32944590
I give them either massive bows or two-handed weapons andas much armour as I can fit on them.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:00 UTC+1 No.32944743 Report

>>32944502
Meter long gladius and a huge shield designed for charging.
Stick them behind infantrymen.
Use them as a sort of cavalry function to snap lines in twain.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:01 UTC+1 No.32944765 Report

>>32942823
Orangutang

I'll fucking slap you from across the room then handstand up a wall. Lanky Kong style.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:06 UTC+1 No.32944875 Report

>>32942823
Puma. Feel pretty okay about this.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:12 UTC+1 No.32944986 Report

>>32942823
>Zebra
>GOAT Colouration
>Basically a Running Machine
>Probably Get a Huge Wang In The Dealie
>Brutal Rear-Kick

Bretty Gud
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:12 UTC+1 No.32944993 Report

>>32944699
The plot is "Rich people spending their money on blood sports", does it really need explanation?

I'd kinda prefer watching a honey badger girl fighting than a samurai girl. Especcially when I've seen nothing but Samurai girls for years on end.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:14 UTC+1 No.32945043 Report

>>32944993
I feel it does need some explanation, because the plot is actually "rich people spending their money on blood sports to decide the outcome of deals".
Which means a neverending supersoldier arms race, not just animal people.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:15 UTC+1 No.32945063 Report

>>32945043
I dont see how your wording changes that it doesn't need much explanation.

They agreed on animal hybrids.

/done
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:17 UTC+1 No.32945090 Report

>>32944986
Muthafucking wolf represent

I think wolf beats Zebra
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:18 UTC+1 No.32945113 Report

>>32942823
>Wolf
How generic. Oh god I'm a bland MC
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:18 UTC+1 No.32945119 Report

>>32945063
And yet they do all their backroom not-blood-sport violence with... also animal people.
Animal people assassins, animal people killteam, animal people animal people.

Let alone corporate types WILL toe the line as much as possible. Chemical support, multiple animal augmentation, body armor, so on and so forth.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:21 UTC+1 No.32945163 Report

>>32945090
Nigga, there a reason wolves hunt in packs.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:25 UTC+1 No.32945209 Report

>>32945119
I'd think such a large and amoral company would either attract legions of Furries or actively screen them out of hiring procedures.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:25 UTC+1 No.32945213 Report

>>32945090
>>32945113
Dog > Wolf
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:26 UTC+1 No.32945229 Report

>>32942823
>hippo
BITCHES BEST BACK THE FUCK UP.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)00:30 UTC+1 No.32945308 Report

>>32943367
>/pol/
>not /k/
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