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/dsg/ Dark Souls / Demon's Souls Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:38 UTC+1 No.71613042 Report

Hey Did You Hear About Anon Edition
ded >>71577628

>DARK SOULS 2
-----
>DLC
http://youtu.be/g_24S4j-jWU
>Official Patch Notes/Player Stats/Server Status
http://farfire.darksoulsii.com/
>Wiki
http://darksouls2.wikidot.com/
>Character Planners
http://gamehubbs.com/darksouls2/builds/
https://sites.google.com/site/darksouls2stats/
>Armor Minmaxing
https://googledrive.com/host/0B3UR187z11dZdm5vZGo1WHdTQUE/ArmourOp.html
>DS2 Stats Softcaps and Agility Info
http://pastebin.com/vBzS8YSE

>Soul Memory Visualizer
http://jakebarnes.com.au/ds2sm/
>Name Censor Check (PC)
http://omgftw.github.io/DarkSouls2CensorCheck/
>Beginner Tips
http://pastebin.com/VLSeAgit
>NG+ Checklist, Merchant and Farming Info
http://pastebin.com/C4VGcUAU
>No-Bonfire Run Guide
http://pastebin.com/F9Bfhdci
>Cheat Engine Guide
http://pastebin.com/KFk5qX0z

>Artbook Scans
http://www.mediafire.com/download/t85oouwvqv6al5n
>Dark Souls 2 Full OST (Courtesy of Andantil)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/114z8l32zdd0xjc/DaS+2+OST+extracted.rar

>/dsg/ Player List
http://pastebin.com/9hG50KHX
>/dsg/ Nogames Chat
Message PSN:Party1Poison to join
>/dsg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>IRC
#/vg/DarkSouls on irc.rizon.net
>Draw
http://doodleordie.com/r/darksouls

>DARK SOULS
http://pastebin.com/XAKqDi5H

>DEMON'S SOULS
http://pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a

>KING'S FIELD
http://pastebin.com/hffLt6C3

>BLOODBORNE
http://pastebin.com/fgpDAT3R
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:41 UTC+1 No.71613235 Report

>>71612909
Iron Tarcus was pretty based
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:41 UTC+1 No.71613239 Report

>SM
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:42 UTC+1 No.71613295 Report

Please solaire I just want to roll

>>71612843
Alive
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:42 UTC+1 No.71613318 Report

>>71613120
If the ds2 dlc had Solaire in it with his original voice actor would you be pretty mad or super mad?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:42 UTC+1 No.71613354 Report

Maybe the dlc will bless us with a decent spear
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:43 UTC+1 No.71613437 Report

who says the painted world isn't kind? ;)
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:44 UTC+1 No.71613443 Report

>>71613354
You shut your mouth the channeler's trident is fucking terrifying
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:44 UTC+1 No.71613480 Report

So thanks to soul memory everyone pretty much level up to their souls content right?
This whole 150 self-imposed cap is mostly for tryhards and dueling cunts and such right?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:45 UTC+1 No.71613536 Report

God tier pvp spot right here.

>invaders spamming rolls and falling off the ledge.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:45 UTC+1 No.71613554 Report

>>71613318
Not the same guy, but I would be tha maddest.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:45 UTC+1 No.71613563 Report

>>71613295
No boy it doesn't work that way
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:45 UTC+1 No.71613578 Report

If Sana Havelyn is still here, could you tell me what program you use to edit videos?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:45 UTC+1 No.71613581 Report

>>71613480
correct
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:46 UTC+1 No.71613616 Report

>>71613480
no, it just means that guy who farmed the giant lord for an hour has an advantage in PvP over those who didnt
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:46 UTC+1 No.71613638 Report

>>71613318
I don't give a shit because I am not going to play Dark Souls 2.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:46 UTC+1 No.71613651 Report

>>71613480
>SL150 for tryhards

what

capping yourself at SL150 is the very opposite of what a tryhard would do
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:46 UTC+1 No.71613669 Report

>>71613480

Yeah, you may as well.

Your SM will be the same whether you do or not, after all.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:46 UTC+1 No.71613675 Report

Any chance any of you guys would want some shitty Dota items for DS1? The game isn't available in my region and it's on sale ;_;

http://steamcommunity.com/id/brosephvi/
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:47 UTC+1 No.71613707 Report

>>71613480
>tryhards
>people who don't get a, advantage over their opponent
lmao
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:47 UTC+1 No.71613723 Report

>>71613480
It's also for those who still have hope.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:48 UTC+1 No.71613776 Report

>>71613354
Pate's spear
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:48 UTC+1 No.71613804 Report

>>71613008

Well, to each their own. Dark Souls is a really atmospheric game, the sequel not quite as much (but still somewhat), and I won't deny that. But a huge part of the atmosphere is the fact that you have a real fear of the danger around you, that dying has consequences, and that you must never let your guard down.

I've always loved being a Darkwraith for that reason. Invading people who are clinging to their Drake Swords for dear life in Blighttown and adding a little extra scare is the Dark Souls equivalent of sneaking up behind someone watching a horror movie and going "boo." That shit is fun, yo. And I think in Dark Souls it adds to the experience, because invaders have always been something that's built into the game world in a beautiful way.

The same is true of Sunbros, of course. But their goal is contrary to mine. They make the game more relaxing for people, and I hate that, because I think it's ruining people's experience. So when I invade I have always made a point of killing every Sunbro I see, just to put a bit of fear of Dark Souls into the host.

I feel this way because of how much I love Dark Souls. Sunbros, to me, are like people who spoil the ending of a good movie for someone. You know how it makes you even more mad when that happens with a movie you really like? That's how I feel about people having their hands held through Dark Souls. It makes me as annoyed as them using guides or the Drake Sword. It's easy modo. Sunbros are enablers and it's even worse how they take pride in it.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:48 UTC+1 No.71613825 Report

>>71613707

>complaining about somebody having an advantage over you because of your self-imposed handicap
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:48 UTC+1 No.71613849 Report

ey guys, if the Dark Souls 1 roll system replaced the one currently in DaS2. What would change?

>>71613675
check tf2outpost or the dota equivelant.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:48 UTC+1 No.71613854 Report

>>71613443
Is that what it is to you? I see it as a mere stripper's pole.

>>71613776
Meh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j6sOEbf6g0
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:49 UTC+1 No.71613893 Report

>>71613825
>handicap
more like not having the autism to farm giant lord
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:49 UTC+1 No.71613927 Report

>>71613849
Considerably fewer Gyrm Havels.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:50 UTC+1 No.71613956 Report

>>71613804

Honestly, I wish I'd been invaded more in my first playthrough, looking back. Not too much, obviously, but enough to add to the experience.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:51 UTC+1 No.71614079 Report

>>71613927
I see
>scimitar
>binocs
>santier's
>avelyn
whats that 5th one?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:52 UTC+1 No.71614164 Report

>Tryhards
>Not taking every chance to gain an advantage on another player

well ok then
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:53 UTC+1 No.71614204 Report

When will Corrosive urns be buffed?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:53 UTC+1 No.71614231 Report

>>71614204
same time lloyds are buffed
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:54 UTC+1 No.71614282 Report

>>71613854
The rolling R1 hits every time
I like to use spears with others weapons
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:54 UTC+1 No.71614304 Report

Alright /dsg/, need some help here.

DaS2 is 33% off on Steam. Should I buy it or do you guys think it'll get another discount before the 30th?

Buying it for the online play btw, fresh community and all.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:54 UTC+1 No.71614321 Report

>>71613651
>>71613707

Wouldn't you be a tryhard if you self-imposed yourself with a handicap in order to try to prove something? in this case, how good you are at the game.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:54 UTC+1 No.71614328 Report

>>71614204
Corrosive urns don't need any buff.
Red/blue orb needs it.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:54 UTC+1 No.71614334 Report

>minmax
>wreck a wagon of anuses all day long
>make a joke build
>get curbstomped 9 times out of 10

Any build that's a good medium between super tryhard and gimmicky fun?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:55 UTC+1 No.71614363 Report

>>71614304

If it's not a daily deal, flash sale, or community sale, wait. That is the rule of Steam Sales.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:55 UTC+1 No.71614378 Report

>>71614079
There's only four things. You're probably confusing the loading arm of the avelyn for the body and thinking the body is another thing.

I apologize, because it's my fault really, I'm not too familiar with the Avelyn personally, and drew it really poorly.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:55 UTC+1 No.71614391 Report

>>71614321
do you even understand what tryhard means?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:55 UTC+1 No.71614394 Report

>>71613854
What the fuck does this even do? I always panicked when the magicians at the duke's archives in DaS tried to use that and killed them asap
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:56 UTC+1 No.71614457 Report

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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:56 UTC+1 No.71614465 Report

>>71614394

Buffs the attack of enemies around them.

Or allies around you, if you do it.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:56 UTC+1 No.71614468 Report

>>71614321
>Wouldn't you be a tryhard if you self-imposed yourself with a handicap in order to try to prove something?
I want to have fun, by having diverse fights you have fun

Wouldn't you be a tryhard if you gave yourself an advantage in order to try and win some fights? In this case, how good are you at the game.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:56 UTC+1 No.71614472 Report

>>71614391
Please do explain, I always thought it was that.
What does it mean being a tryhard in this game/community?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:57 UTC+1 No.71614509 Report

>>71614394

It buffed all the hollows near them making them deal much more damage. That's why the one in Parish was really dangerous since if you aggroed all the minor hollows after it buffed them they could kill you very easily if they hit you. In 1 the buff only affected allies if you used it, but in 2 the buff also affects yourself for a limited time.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:57 UTC+1 No.71614512 Report

>>71614321
That's literally the fucking opposite of what tryhards do though.

If that's what tryhards did then no one would complain about them in any game ever.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:57 UTC+1 No.71614571 Report

>>71614465
That one Channeler in the Depths can buff the Gaping Dragon this way.

It's hilarious.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:57 UTC+1 No.71614575 Report

>>71614378
oh, because it almost looked like a P-UGS was in the back
>>71614472
a tryhard plays to win, simple as that
if these so-called sl 150 "tryhards" really wanted to win, why would they stay at a certain level instead of trying to gain every possible advantage?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:58 UTC+1 No.71614619 Report

HOW TO FIX SM:

1. MAKE SM BRACKETS WIDER
2. PUT SL MATCHMAKING ON TOP OF THAT
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:58 UTC+1 No.71614626 Report

>>71614334
Full heavy armor (not Havel's because it's boring, try Steel or Velstadt), hexes and Sacred Oath + a stupid ass weapon like flame Iron King Hammer.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:58 UTC+1 No.71614657 Report

What's the secret to dragonrider duo? The motherfucker with the bow won't stop shooting even when he falls down.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:58 UTC+1 No.71614672 Report

>>71613318
>>71613804
Your stance is reasonable and understandable. Invading is an integral part of this game, and summons of all kinds are meant to counterbalance it.

The end result is a series unique in the fact that its overall difficulty is entirely up to the people playing it, whether they're the host, helper, or aggressor.

And all of this is coming from a guy who loves invading the dark chasm
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:59 UTC+1 No.71614689 Report

>>71614472
Tryhard means playing to win at any cost. A tryhard would never limit their SL if they could get away with it, and since they can, they don't in this game.

Why the fuck would anyone complain about someone limiting their SL when they aren't required to is beyond me.
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Uproser 06/23/14(Mon)19:59 UTC+1 No.71614703 Report

>>71614619
You gonna eat that?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:59 UTC+1 No.71614720 Report

>>71614657
is your weapon even past +3?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:59 UTC+1 No.71614725 Report

>>71613042
oh i get it. it's like the cover from Bully. clever op.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:59 UTC+1 No.71614726 Report

>>71614571

So I hear.

The ability must have a pretty effective range, then. Wouldn't the one in the Undead parish be able to buff the Gargoyles, in that case?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:59 UTC+1 No.71614743 Report

>>71614672
>The end result is a series unique in the fact that its overall difficulty is entirely up to the people playing it

Which is funny considering how much outrage the idea of difficulty settings created in the community.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:00 UTC+1 No.71614762 Report

>>71614657
Kill the archer first.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:00 UTC+1 No.71614763 Report

>invade in dark souls
>see 64941

yaaay, infinite health
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:00 UTC+1 No.71614789 Report

>>71614657

1) As soon as you enter the fight rush to right under the platform the Dragonrider bow guy is on.
2) Get the main Dragonrider to hit that.
3) Kill the bow one that's now on the ground easily since it has barely any health.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:01 UTC+1 No.71614841 Report

>>71614763
>not having a cursed quelaag's curved sword
do you even DaS PC?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:01 UTC+1 No.71614852 Report

Does everybody use a weapon and body buff in pvp? I was going to go quality like always but I don't want to shoot myself in the dick.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:01 UTC+1 No.71614870 Report

>>71614657

Kill that one with the bow first. I think he switches to the halberd at low health. His health is also a lot lower than the other one's.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:01 UTC+1 No.71614871 Report

Is 'barbarian' and acceptable kind of 'gladiator'?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:01 UTC+1 No.71614873 Report

>>71614575
A really comprehensive one would have:
>Acid Urns
>MLGS
>Bat Staff
>Avelyn
>Syan's
>Santier
>PUGS
>Monastery
>Binoculars
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:01 UTC+1 No.71614898 Report

>>71614726

No, since by the point you're in the Gargoyle fight the Channeler can't see you and doesn't do anything as a result. Whereas the one with Gaping Dragon is set up to see you, buff Gaping, and shoot lasers down at you throughout the fight.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:02 UTC+1 No.71614937 Report

So I used DSfix but I can't open the cell door and my mouse won't get off my screen.

I feel like I wasted $5.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:02 UTC+1 No.71614967 Report

>>71614164
>Being ugly as shit not for the purpose of looking horrifying, but because it is a crutch

you are literally making yourself an abominable shit-snowman for the sake of having an edge over other players

it's not that you wanting to win that sets you out from normal faggots, its how far you're willing to go
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:02 UTC+1 No.71614968 Report

>>71614871
It looks ok to me.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:03 UTC+1 No.71614980 Report

>>71614852
I learned in the BoB arena a long time ago that not having GMB + Sunlight Blade is basically the same as doing prostration and letting someone whip you to death
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:03 UTC+1 No.71614987 Report

>>71614789
I actually did that right off, fight became easy as pie, didn't know how to get him down though so luck was a major factor.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:03 UTC+1 No.71614989 Report

>>71614619
HOW TO FIX SM:

REMOVE SM remove sm
you are worst sm. you are the sm idiot you are the sm smell. return to ds1. to our ds1 cousins you may come our game. you may live in the shrine of amana….ahahahaha ,tanimura we will never forgeve you. gook rascal FUck but fuck asshole SM stink SL sqhipere shqipare..SM genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead SM..ahahahahahTANIMURA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ds1 .albiania we kill the king , matchmaking return to your precious DS1….hahahahaha idiot SM and havelyn smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SM FROM THE PREMISES.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:03 UTC+1 No.71615018 Report

>>71614852
if you're low enough sm, quality is fine

try to aim for around sm 2mil-4mil and back up your saves

dont do arena
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:03 UTC+1 No.71615039 Report

>>71614980
git gud
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:03 UTC+1 No.71615047 Report

>>71614871
They took in many foreigners as slaves to be gladiators, so it probably fits as long as you're not a dirty Thracian.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:04 UTC+1 No.71615054 Report

>>71614989
calm down
git gud
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:04 UTC+1 No.71615057 Report

>>71614937
I feel like you'd waste my time so I won't even bother
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:04 UTC+1 No.71615061 Report

>>71614703

Can't let good meat go to waste, even if it's kinda disrespectful towards him.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:04 UTC+1 No.71615101 Report

>>71615039
I did git gud
I got gud by having counters ready
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:04 UTC+1 No.71615131 Report

>>71614967
ugly is beautiful
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:05 UTC+1 No.71615150 Report

Should I make my black dragon greatsword raw or infuse it with lightning for the bonus when using sunlight blade?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:05 UTC+1 No.71615173 Report

>>71614841
I never got into that sort of stuff, I'm too lazy to, don't want to spend my time on hackers

I did get into other stuff though.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:06 UTC+1 No.71615240 Report

>>71615150

If you're pure melee, raw, if you have the faith for Sunlight Blade use that with Lightning infusion. There's something ironic about putting Lightning on a dragon weapon.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:06 UTC+1 No.71615245 Report

>>71615150
/dsg/ will say raw even if the latter is better
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:06 UTC+1 No.71615273 Report

>>71615057
I fixed the mouse problem :^)
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:07 UTC+1 No.71615296 Report

>>71615061
>the wrinkle details on his skin and the liver spots on his head

I almost regret only playing DS1 on my nogames.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:07 UTC+1 No.71615306 Report

>>71615131
fuck you, even Giantdad looked aesthetically better than any metabuild in DaS2
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:07 UTC+1 No.71615348 Report

>>71613437
O-oh my, I-I really shouldn't indulge...
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:08 UTC+1 No.71615359 Report

>>71614967
>mfw I used Havel's in DaS because it looks cool and is also great
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:08 UTC+1 No.71615416 Report

>>71615245
>/dsg/ will say raw

>>71615240
>If you're pure melee, raw,

Why Raw over the normal upgrade path?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:09 UTC+1 No.71615469 Report

>>71615416
because /dsg/ has an impregnation fetish
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:09 UTC+1 No.71615486 Report

>>71615416
black dragon greatsword has no scaling
even then scaling is super shit in this game, so raw would actually be better than normal in some cases
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:10 UTC+1 No.71615514 Report

>>71615240

From should patch it so that a lightning dragon weapon degrades faster. Putting SLB on it would instantly break it as would a resin.

>muh lore inaccuracies
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:10 UTC+1 No.71615521 Report

>>71615359
The full set, or Havelmom soldierskirt killed-solaire-for-his-bangles?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:10 UTC+1 No.71615529 Report

>>71615359
Thanks for letting us know.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:11 UTC+1 No.71615604 Report

>mfw over 2300 HP
>mfw 700+ defense, 900+ if I go full tank mode
>mfw 2800+ if I actually use my Resonant Flesh spell
>mfw massive damage with Watcher's and BKGS
>mfw Soul Spears and Crystal Magic weapon
>mfw SL 150
>mfw backed up save at 2m SM

I have officially won.. at Dark Souls 2 PvP
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:13 UTC+1 No.71615706 Report

>>71615486
But what about normal weapons like say the longsword or bastard sword at 40/40 STR/DEX? Forgive me, I only finished my first playthrough about a week ago and I still don't know all the intricacies of weapon scaling and damage. There doesn't seem to be much info available on the wiki either.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:13 UTC+1 No.71615707 Report

Can you recognize that unique build?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:13 UTC+1 No.71615725 Report

>>71615604

Epic, simply epic, gj! :)
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:13 UTC+1 No.71615726 Report

>>71615514
>muh lore inaccuracies
black dragon weapons aren't made of dragon scales in this game.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:13 UTC+1 No.71615741 Report

>>71615521
>Havelmom soldierskirt killed-solaire-for-his-bangles
what? No I used the full set with a Lightning Twohander, Black Knight Shield and Divine Giant Club as a backup weapon.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:14 UTC+1 No.71615806 Report

>>71615604
>thinking that someone cares about what you do in your game
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:14 UTC+1 No.71615807 Report

>>71615707
No, not at all.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:14 UTC+1 No.71615810 Report

Would you summon my operator to cover your 6?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:15 UTC+1 No.71615842 Report

>>71615306
To be honest, I've always found the looks of this build pretty fucking tasteful... for a tryhard build. No, seriously, it had some really good aesthetics.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:15 UTC+1 No.71615851 Report

>>71615741
Then that wasn't ugly, and you didn't sell your soul for wins.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:15 UTC+1 No.71615856 Report

>>71615604
Screenshot your build and post it.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:15 UTC+1 No.71615858 Report

>>71615726

I thought they were made of Kalameet's scales?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:15 UTC+1 No.71615864 Report

>>71615604
>700-900 defense
If you have anything less than 1k physical defense even at SL150, you aren't trying hard enough.

>>71615707
>using chaos and lightning weapons in the parish
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:16 UTC+1 No.71615918 Report

>>71615864
>get invaded
>guy drops a hello stone

what do you expect anon. He still one shot me because I forgot to put on my +5 armor
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:16 UTC+1 No.71615920 Report

>>71615864
>people claim twinks weren't a problem
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:16 UTC+1 No.71615938 Report

>>71615707
thank you, afro
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:16 UTC+1 No.71615953 Report

>>71615707

>CREOs
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:17 UTC+1 No.71615973 Report

>>71615810
Looks good

>Ornstein skirt
rip in pieces
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:17 UTC+1 No.71615976 Report

>>71615604
no, enisle won.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TboX4CPGWHA
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:17 UTC+1 No.71615995 Report

>>71615858
iirc the armor may be, but the shield is from a claw and the weapons are made "from his tail", which could be anything from petrified rock-dragon meat, to tail bones, to maybe scales. Either way they upgrade with bones, not scales, so scales can't be all that important in their construction.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:18 UTC+1 No.71616091 Report

>>71615851
I was called a poise tanking scrub before. I don't even know what that means
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:18 UTC+1 No.71616102 Report

>>71615810

Is this you? It looks good.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:21 UTC+1 No.71616295 Report

Is bleed worth using at all in PvP? Been trying a bleed stacking thing out but my damage output is paltry and I'm only killing other retards.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:22 UTC+1 No.71616348 Report

>>71616295
Bleed is never worth using.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:22 UTC+1 No.71616369 Report

>>71616295
Only if you're invading people at sl.25.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:22 UTC+1 No.71616374 Report

>>71616091
Sure, you poisetanked, but that's not "tryhard," that's just doing something to make up for your inability to do something else, i.e. not get hit.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:22 UTC+1 No.71616392 Report

What's the point of ganking on the Iron Bridge? It's not frustrating. I've got nothing to lose.

It's more like a change of pace than anything.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:23 UTC+1 No.71616457 Report

>>71616102
Pretty close. Wearing Eastern hat, Ornstein shirt, but then Thorn Leggings to help against casters and backstab fishers and Channeler Gauntlets for aesthetics.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:23 UTC+1 No.71616470 Report

what would be your reaction if seasons pass dlc features dark wood grain ring?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:23 UTC+1 No.71616493 Report

>>71616295
It halves maximum stamina and stamina regeneration for its duration, and I think it might slow down movement speed a tad. It's not really useful for killing dudes as it is for putting pressure on them and restricting their options.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:24 UTC+1 No.71616541 Report

>>71616392
Ganking is a change of pace too.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:24 UTC+1 No.71616570 Report

>>71616470
"Fuck yes, glad I pretended to be a girl to get some horny virgin to buy the season pass for me."
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:25 UTC+1 No.71616585 Report

>>71616470
drop this game hard

that ring was solely responsible for the shittiness that was Dark Souls PvP
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:25 UTC+1 No.71616592 Report

>>71616392
They're either doing it for souls, hatemail, or they're trying to rank up their blue babbies covenant.

Try using the dragon eye, gankers can't summon dragons.

>>71616470
Flip ring on top of agility? Fuck that shit.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:25 UTC+1 No.71616593 Report

>>71616374
that is absolutely right. I felt like the game punished me for trying to dodge so I just tried to become a literal rock.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:25 UTC+1 No.71616594 Report

>>71616541
Are you talking from a ganker's perspective?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:26 UTC+1 No.71616650 Report

>>71616295

I think you need a 5 hit combo or something close to that to bleed even with the blood crest ring. It's just really hard to pull off.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:26 UTC+1 No.71616678 Report

>invade someone
>he instantly runs back and summons a phantom
>oh look he's baiting me to come down the stairs
>THE PHANTOM TOTALLY WON'T BE LEFT OF THE STAIRS WAITING TO AMBUSH ME
>he's on the left waiting to ambush me with a pyromancy glove wearing smough's armor
>run behind a knight to swap armor to my good armor to have a chance against the phantom
>they rush straight for the boss and enter it right infront of me

maaaan I'm so salty right now
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:26 UTC+1 No.71616693 Report

>>71615995

>tfw the Black Dragon equipment doesn't upgrade with Dragon Scales

That would actually make getting scales past rank 3 in the dragon covenant useful, too much shit requires Petrified Dragon Bones to upgrade as is.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:28 UTC+1 No.71616815 Report

>>71616592
>Try using the dragon eye, gankers can't summon dragons.
Yes, but around %50/40 of people who summon with dragon eyes are after the scale, not an honurabu duel.

If you use a red soapstone there is less chance of someone who has ulterior motives. Also the chance of entering a fight club.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:29 UTC+1 No.71616856 Report

>>71616594
Yeah, I used to gank with my friend in the Darkroot Forest back in the days, just for the sake of doing something different.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:29 UTC+1 No.71616910 Report

ANTI-HEXER KNIGHT WHO ALSO HATES MAGIC BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S FOR WIMPS AND FRILLY NERDS.

RED RUST SCIMITAR: CHECK
DARK REBEL GREATSHIELD: CHECK
DARK QUARTZ+2: CHECK
DARK TROCHES X99: CHECK

HITLIST:
FELKIN
LEYDIA BITCHES
GRANDAHL
VELDSTAT
DARKLURKER
NAVLAAN
ANY OTHER CHUCKLEHEAD WHO USES HEXES UNIRONICALLY/IRONICALLY

THAT MEANS YOU
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:31 UTC+1 No.71617068 Report

>>71616910
What if I use hexes semironically?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:32 UTC+1 No.71617113 Report

>>71616910
Leave Grandahl alone.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:34 UTC+1 No.71617263 Report

I like how this phantom blocks invaders and turns most fights into ranged clusterfucks
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:34 UTC+1 No.71617278 Report

>>71616910

So what are you, Havel's lost hex hating brother?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:34 UTC+1 No.71617294 Report

>>71616910
I don't see Straid on your list, buddy.

What's the matter, only feel tough when you can pick of babies?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:35 UTC+1 No.71617362 Report

>>71617113
I know he deals in hexes, but does Grandahl ever actually use them?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:36 UTC+1 No.71617375 Report

>>71616910
Grandahl doesn't use hexes you moron, he uses lightning because that's what dark is supposed to be weak to, lore-wise.

>teaching everyone magics he's super-effective against
Actually pretty clever.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:36 UTC+1 No.71617416 Report

The fuck is this, it's chained to the fucking door, the twitching is disturbing as all hell.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:36 UTC+1 No.71617427 Report

>>71617294

THAT NIGGA USES HEXES?
I DUNNO, I WASN'T DUMB ENOUGH TO ATTACK HIM BECAUSE BOSS WEAPONS.

BUT NOW I AM
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:37 UTC+1 No.71617461 Report

>>71617416
it's the male lost sinner
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:37 UTC+1 No.71617470 Report

>GFWL isn't closing down
Fuck my life and fuck Microshits.

I guess you cant get rid of aids.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:37 UTC+1 No.71617479 Report

>>71617416
It's the embedded. You need a key to open it. You get it later.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:37 UTC+1 No.71617485 Report

>>71617362

No, if you aggro him he just casts miracles. Same with Felkin who only uses Pyromancies when aggroed.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:38 UTC+1 No.71617558 Report

>>71617362
Nope, he just pulls out a dragon chime and sets it to burst fire.

>>71617416
See pic
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:38 UTC+1 No.71617560 Report

>>71617362
He's totally defenseless. ;_;
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:38 UTC+1 No.71617582 Report

>>71617416

It's a 'you'll find out if you actually keep playing the game you shit'.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:39 UTC+1 No.71617648 Report

>>71617416
he waits for the chosen one who will satisfy his craving for K
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:40 UTC+1 No.71617773 Report

>>71617648
>>71617582
>>71617558
>>71617461
>>71617479
I'm looking for a lore explanation, the closest I got was a name and "male lost sinner"
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:41 UTC+1 No.71617834 Report

The work hook so fucking awful, but I can't stop using it.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:41 UTC+1 No.71617853 Report

>all these people using fancy weapons and spells
>my weapon of choice since des it's the longsword

Should I tattoo "Longsword +15 Life" or something?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:41 UTC+1 No.71617881 Report

>>71617773
Do you read the flavor text on items? You'll find an item not much later. Previous anon wasn't kidding when he said just keep playing.

No, it's not a male lost sinner.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:42 UTC+1 No.71617968 Report

>>71617773

>he's looking for a lore explanation
>IN DS2
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:42 UTC+1 No.71617976 Report

>>71617773
it's some random dude who is chained for some random reason and blocks the door to some random bitch. There, happy?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:42 UTC+1 No.71617998 Report

>>71617834
Go mundane
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:43 UTC+1 No.71618036 Report

>>71617853
The longsword is one of the most versatile weapons though.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:43 UTC+1 No.71618045 Report

>>71617853
>tfw my weapon of choice exists only in DeS

;_;
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:43 UTC+1 No.71618058 Report

>>71617853
>+15

Not anymore
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:43 UTC+1 No.71618073 Report

What if dark magic lost scaling the more health you have?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:44 UTC+1 No.71618082 Report

>>71617773
he couldn't stop lusting after the bitches so he chained himself to a cage door for some reason until someone finds the key and stabs him in the chest.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:44 UTC+1 No.71618128 Report

>>71617773
"The once-human Embedded, realizing that he
could never resist the temptation of the flesh,
bound himself eternally with chains. Since then,
he has awaited the day that somebody will
find this key, and bury it within his bosom."
He's some random guy who did something perverted.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:44 UTC+1 No.71618132 Report

>sm3.1
>red signing in heide's tower
my god this might just be with xbox but everyone here is really bad. I'm breaking havels, smelters and the like left and right and amd hardly every losing. and I'm using dual longswords.
is this sm's fault again
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:44 UTC+1 No.71618164 Report

>>71617998
I can't believe this didn't occur to me, I must be retarded.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:45 UTC+1 No.71618201 Report

>>71618132

Dual longswords are just that based.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:46 UTC+1 No.71618318 Report

>>71618132
Lower SM players have no idea how to PvP.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:46 UTC+1 No.71618327 Report

>>71618164
You can also match it with the mundane Melu Scimitar in order to obtain the best pirate build ever.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:46 UTC+1 No.71618338 Report

>>71618058

>caring about shit souls 2: prepare to face havelcheese edition
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:47 UTC+1 No.71618376 Report

reminder to do your part to quell the infinihealth shitters.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:48 UTC+1 No.71618473 Report

>>71618338
This "prepare to" meme is going too far.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:48 UTC+1 No.71618520 Report

>you can see the reflections fighting it out

neat

any other neat spot to hide at in DaS2?

I am aware of the Bastille archway
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:48 UTC+1 No.71618528 Report

>>71618201
faraam pride
>>71618318
so, when do people start getting good? this is my 5th character, and they've all started to become unplayably weak compared to havels and smelts at 15m.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:48 UTC+1 No.71618542 Report

>>71618327
I'm using that right now but not mundane, just +9 normal, with lucatiel head and armor, and benhart boots. I am getting rekt in PvP.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:49 UTC+1 No.71618576 Report

>>71618338
Nice meme, very original too.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:50 UTC+1 No.71618643 Report

>>71618327

>You will never get those cutlasses the falconers use in Things Betwixt
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:50 UTC+1 No.71618730 Report

I have never done a turtle build. How to turtle in DaS2?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXWopRjtvOk
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:51 UTC+1 No.71618775 Report

whats the best greatsword? I heard that defender greatsword is the best, but why?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:52 UTC+1 No.71618831 Report

>>71618775
the best greatsword is the greatsword
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:52 UTC+1 No.71618885 Report

>>71618775

S scaling in faith when Lightning infused and has a built in buff (2hR2).
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:53 UTC+1 No.71618925 Report

>>71618730
Don't
Guard break will destroy you
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:54 UTC+1 No.71619008 Report

>>71618925
unless you walk backwards
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:54 UTC+1 No.71619053 Report

>>71618831
I mean not-ultra ones
>>71618885
and which one is the best for dark infusion? or do I need to go crypt blacksword for that?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:54 UTC+1 No.71619076 Report

damned
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:54 UTC+1 No.71619092 Report

>>71618925
With the windup you can see a guard break coming from a mile off though.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:55 UTC+1 No.71619143 Report

>>71617853

I have 'curvd swordz 4 lyfe' tattooed on my dick.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:55 UTC+1 No.71619149 Report

Is there a track better than the Ruin Sentinels bossfight music?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:55 UTC+1 No.71619152 Report

>>71618730
has that man ever lost?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:56 UTC+1 No.71619214 Report

>>71618730
havel legs, gloves
ironclad armor
gyrm helm
ring of steel protection
dispelling ring
life ring
third dragon ring
numbness
sacred oath
resonant flesh
great magic barrier
99VGR

you don't even need a shield since nobody can hurt you
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:56 UTC+1 No.71619226 Report

>>71619149

Darklurker's theme.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:57 UTC+1 No.71619305 Report

>>71619053

Yeah that gives you an S scaling in Dark. Beware though, it's an ultra GS and is pure fucking hell to use in pvp. Very satisfying when you obliterate people in two hits, but you'd still have to be a masochist to use this thing for any long duration of time.

Source: I used this weapon for a long duration of time.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:57 UTC+1 No.71619337 Report

>>71619143
I seriously hope your dick is also curved so bitches can appreciate it and understand the necessity of being curved
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:58 UTC+1 No.71619389 Report

>>71619092
>>71619008

hit then guard break
poof
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:58 UTC+1 No.71619418 Report

>>71619152
he lost just once to the best player here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcyWb0zYbKI
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:58 UTC+1 No.71619420 Report

>>71618542
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:59 UTC+1 No.71619504 Report

>>71619337

You know it is nigga
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:59 UTC+1 No.71619507 Report

>>71619149
Velstadt's
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:59 UTC+1 No.71619527 Report

>>71618520
pls respond
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:59 UTC+1 No.71619529 Report

What's the scaling curve for mundane then? Does it go higher than 20 in everything or not worth being a scumbag and inflating SL more.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:59 UTC+1 No.71619557 Report

>>71619418
I refuse to believe Enisle would leave his back exposed twice
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:00 UTC+1 No.71619594 Report

>>71619389
do you even play this game
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:01 UTC+1 No.71619670 Report

>>71619149
Ancient Dragon, Executioner's Chariot, Bone Triumvirate, Old Dragonslayer.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:01 UTC+1 No.71619717 Report

>>71619527
not really a hiding place, but if you pray at the sunlight alter, no one can damage you.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:02 UTC+1 No.71619764 Report

So, how much strength is enough in DaS2? I got myself a large club, and this thing kicks ass. I have more strength and way more dexterity than I need for it, so I'm thinking of respecing and putting those points to better use. Maybe picking up some magic.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:02 UTC+1 No.71619769 Report

Im ready.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:02 UTC+1 No.71619789 Report

>>71613616
>guy who spends time improving his character by farming stuff has an advantage
woah such a unique concept
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:03 UTC+1 No.71619813 Report

>>71619149

Velstadt
Darklurker
Nashie's
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:03 UTC+1 No.71619838 Report

>>71619764
base stats to one hand something is all you need unless the weapon has an A in strength or an S in dex
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:03 UTC+1 No.71619879 Report

>>71619418
>>71618730
>people claim das 1 isn't backstabs: the game
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:05 UTC+1 No.71620012 Report

Welp, here goes nothing...
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:06 UTC+1 No.71620084 Report

>>71619594
No.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:06 UTC+1 No.71620089 Report

>>71619838
Well, the large club has an S in strength. So I guess I'll keep those points.

I'll still respec though and get rid of these dexterity points, since they're completely useless to me now.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:07 UTC+1 No.71620175 Report

>Fighting Darkfucker as pure melee
>He splits when I get him to half health
>Insane battle to the death follows
>Tense spacing and dodging through his battery of projectiles, getting hits in here and there
>Finally die when he's only a few hits away from death
>"This time I'll get him, I'm not even mad because that was such a good fight"
>Reach him again
>All he does is sit still and spam his faggy hand sword attack
>Kick his shit in easily

Interesting AI right there.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:07 UTC+1 No.71620206 Report

So who was the actual evil one? Creighton or Pate?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:08 UTC+1 No.71620268 Report

>>71620206
Benhart
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:08 UTC+1 No.71620282 Report

>>71620206
They're both reprobates.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:09 UTC+1 No.71620310 Report

>>71620206

Peighton and his half brother Crate were the real evildoers in this scenario.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:09 UTC+1 No.71620312 Report

>>71620206
both
deepest lore
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:09 UTC+1 No.71620318 Report

what's the point of this chair

every time I hit it I can hear the corrosive dragons, is it some kind of switch?
any way to make the ironclad soldier active or is he just there for spooks?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:09 UTC+1 No.71620323 Report

>>71620206

Both, but Creighton is at least being honest about it.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:09 UTC+1 No.71620331 Report

>>71620206
That would be Cale.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:10 UTC+1 No.71620420 Report

>>71620318
i thought you were going to ask why the chair is placed in such an unusual spot, which also interests me
what is the point of that room?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:10 UTC+1 No.71620457 Report

>>71620318
Looks comfy.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:10 UTC+1 No.71620458 Report

>>71619149
O&S
Four Kings
Gwyn
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:10 UTC+1 No.71620465 Report

>>71613536
only needs some soul calibur soundtrack and it'd be a pretty good match.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:11 UTC+1 No.71620494 Report

>>71620420
2spook u
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:11 UTC+1 No.71620550 Report

>/dsg/ majorly slowing down in the past week or so
>Have only seen one or two absolutely disgusting max/max shitters in the arena in that time

Coincidence... Or Perhaps...?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:12 UTC+1 No.71620584 Report

>>71620458
MLB
Sif
Four Kings
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:12 UTC+1 No.71620593 Report

>>71620420
>>71620318
If you sit in the chair the Ironclad wakes up and bonks you.

It is the reason why both exist and why both are placed in exactly that arrangement.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:12 UTC+1 No.71620623 Report

>>71620318
You sit on a chair contemplating a crate while imagining that your loyal ironclad is by your side to help in time of dire need.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:13 UTC+1 No.71620679 Report

>>71620550
Are you trying to imply someone forged /dsg/ into a boss weapon and that's where all the shitters went? Into a boss weapon?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:13 UTC+1 No.71620704 Report

>>71620465
Smelters sword with full set and dragonrider helm, full nightmare mode?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:13 UTC+1 No.71620708 Report

>>71620550
less people are playing
I bet B Team is scrambling around trying to figure out why
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:13 UTC+1 No.71620718 Report

>>71620420
it's a lumber-room.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:13 UTC+1 No.71620725 Report

>>71620318

>He doesn't have the pendant to activate the sitting option

Wow this is day one stuff dude
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:13 UTC+1 No.71620734 Report

>reading up on DaS lore
>learn Pinwheel's story
>reaffirms Chosen Undead is an asshole
>be listening to Pin's theme
>turn up the volume, realize whispers are repeating "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry"
>mfw

probably old news, but geez. even if much of it is player speculation, the lore of DaS makes it so much more interesting
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:13 UTC+1 No.71620748 Report

Why do the spiders in this game give me the creeps so bad?
Oh, I know why. They have a grab move and it's terrifying.
I've been playing for so many hours and I just found this out
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:14 UTC+1 No.71620778 Report

>>71618376
>Using Kugs with CorroUrns as backup
>Havel with Hexer's Hood tries ganking my dragon sign
>Smack them with Kugs
>200 damage each hit
>He heals
>MFW
>Lure them to the bonfire
>Circle around them
>Get him stuck in there, suffering my equipment-breaking fury
>Every backstab, I wake-up with an urn
>Every spell I punish with urns
>Every roll I punish with urns
>He breaks his Third Dragon Ring twice
>His spells spontaneously starts doing less damage, at which point I realized I broke his staff and he had to hardswap to a duplicate
>He runs out of estus SO HE STARTS USING GEMS
>Continue to slap his shit
>Kill him
>Check Corrosive Urn stock to see I threw 40 or so at him during the fight, along with slapping his 2500HP ass with my 200 damage Kugs throughout all 12 of his estus and beyond

why would you ever want to have a long battle with me
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:15 UTC+1 No.71620848 Report

>>71620734
>believe vaati's lies
Get out.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:15 UTC+1 No.71620882 Report

>>71620725
you ain't fooling me

>>71620593
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:15 UTC+1 No.71620897 Report

>>71619149

Vanguard
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:15 UTC+1 No.71620925 Report

>>71620318

It's Felkin's.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:15 UTC+1 No.71620926 Report

>>71620708
almost every game has a surge of popularity towards the beginning and around sales, then tapers off as some people become bored or realize they suck. definitely doesn't mean ded gaem, not for awhile
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:16 UTC+1 No.71620967 Report

>>71620734
Bullshit. Bullshiiiit.
You hear "I'm sorry" because Vaativideo brainwashed you.
Listen to the ost again and repeat to yourself "hispano, hispano" during the whispering parts.
Could Pinwheel be mexican?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:16 UTC+1 No.71620968 Report

>>71620778
Look at me, forgetting my face when I killed the sucker using YOU DIED-tier weapons and gave him a bill of 15000 souls to go with it.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:16 UTC+1 No.71620991 Report

>>71619529
Mundane gets no gains past 20.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:17 UTC+1 No.71621029 Report

>>71620882
I think that room has very close ties to Navlaan
please wait while I make up some bullshit on the spot
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:17 UTC+1 No.71621103 Report

>Gwyn, Vendrick, and their knights tend to get huge through absorbing the power/souls of the fallen (ex. Smough getting huge by absorbing Ornstein's powers- even though they are illusions, this reflects what Gwyndolin expects to happen when one of them falls)
>Ciaran is not huge because she is the "lord's blade" and always took any power she gained back to Gwyn and his knights, plus she made more precise but less frequent kills
>you do not get huge because unlike all those human-like demigods, you are descended from the pygmy
>most of the NPCs you meet in the game, around Firelink or Majula for example, are also pygmy people so regardless of if they killed anyone they would not grow
>Giants also seem to grow with power (lord is bigger than two clubbers, who are bigger than the grunts), but they are naturally big to begin with
>When these demigods and giants lose fights and start to go into decline, they literally shrink (ex. Vendrick's chair at the castle vs. his chair in Amana)
>Gwyndolin has been shut away for most of his life, thus he has hardly killed anyone and is one of the smallest demigod-type humanoids
>His insecurity over this (among other things) caused him to make Gwynevere's illusion extra-humongous with fat-ass titties

Not sure what to say about the hollow Vendrick in the Crypt. His soul is at Amana, but with Velstadt protecting him (and getting huge doing so) I don't see why he would continue to gain power, unless Velstadt has failed him before. This may have contributed to Velstadt getting corrupted by the darkness, if he let an enemy get through and made hollowVendrick suffer, he might have started to doubt himself and that let the darkness in.

How'd I do
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:18 UTC+1 No.71621124 Report

>>71620734

>"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry"

I never got this one. It clearly doesn't. Is english your first language, perhaps that has something to do with it?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:18 UTC+1 No.71621167 Report

>>71620848
At the very least, the whispers can't be denied. You can listen to them here, just turn up the volume a bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sur4qN_4Oi8
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:18 UTC+1 No.71621193 Report

>>71620991
That's pretty obviously false.

Just get enough souls to level all your stats at once, and you can watch the AR of your weapons go up.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:19 UTC+1 No.71621248 Report

>>71621029
>Navlaans summer vacation room
>turtle is his sex doll
>Navlaan is a furfag
>further proof hex's are for fagets
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:19 UTC+1 No.71621263 Report

http://gamehubbs.com/darksouls2/builds/6506

>inb4 3 ADP
I have gone from 105 AGI on my other character to 85 AGI on this one and PvP feels exactly the same. It's probably my playstyle, though.
>inb4 Binoculars
Gamehubbs a shit, I removed them but they stayed.

Heavy homing does an easy 200 damage and tracks people through their rolls unless they know how to avoid it. Can be swapped for CMW if you want it to become a buff build
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:20 UTC+1 No.71621275 Report

>>71620967
He wears a poncho and loves sugar skulls. I wouldn't doubt it.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:20 UTC+1 No.71621293 Report

>>71621167
>the whispers can't be denied
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:20 UTC+1 No.71621314 Report

>>71621103
>even though they are illusions
Illusions that drop souls? Are we still believing this?
>his chair in Amana
Isn't his chair at Amana human size, though?
Unless Vendrick managed to gain significant souls on his path to the crypt, which he can't have done without his own soul, how do you account for the change?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:20 UTC+1 No.71621323 Report

>>71620991
wrong
it softcaps at 30 in all stats
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:20 UTC+1 No.71621338 Report

>>71620734
Am I the only one who thought pinwheel was a member of the occult? It says the occult tried to steal nito's power once and I'm sure it says some where that pinwheel stole nitos power
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:21 UTC+1 No.71621375 Report

>>71621275
>He wears a poncho and loves sugar skulls
I'm going to have to ask for sauce on that
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:22 UTC+1 No.71621540 Report

So lorefags, what do you make of the spooky noises that you hear only where Jerm invades you in the Painted World? That's the only spot where you hear it and it spooks me. Spooks me bad.

Kind inhabitants my fat ass.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:23 UTC+1 No.71621563 Report

>>71621263
with a cast speed of 63 you'll be killed before even finishing your animation
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:23 UTC+1 No.71621604 Report

>>71621167
There's a term for this, but the short version is that whatever anyone suggests for those whispers to sound like is what your brain will here them as.

So yeah, whispers can be totally denied. Go back to fanfiction.net.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:23 UTC+1 No.71621619 Report

>>71621375
Vaati's
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:24 UTC+1 No.71621680 Report

>>71621604
>being in this much denial for murdering Pinwheel in cold blood
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:24 UTC+1 No.71621703 Report

>>71621263
>binoculars
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:24 UTC+1 No.71621704 Report

>>71621375
I can't tell if you're serious.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:24 UTC+1 No.71621734 Report

>>71621540
you see, Jeremiah is Darkdiver Grandahl before he reincarnated
maybe the spooky noises are warnings telling you about how dangerous he is?
makes sense, since everyone connected to the dark seems to have some level of remorse for doing so
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:25 UTC+1 No.71621759 Report

>>71620318
The corrosive dragons are on the other side of that wall to your right. You trigger them by hitting the wall.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:25 UTC+1 No.71621760 Report

my overall life quality has improved since i stopped playing dark shit 2
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:25 UTC+1 No.71621778 Report

>>71621563
all the magic is pretty much used for just support. When people back up to create spacing, that's when you can either get your Soulmass back up or Homing Soul arrow into Soul Spear if you wanna deal some damage.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:25 UTC+1 No.71621816 Report

>>71621263
>>71621703
>You can't powerstance Binoculars

Way to go, Tanimura.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:25 UTC+1 No.71621825 Report

>>71621680

You murder a lot of people in cold blood over the course of the game.

It's his fault for not just letting you past.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:26 UTC+1 No.71621839 Report

I'm level 31 and trying to do co-op in the depths but I've only got one summon so far.
Any idea why it's so slow and if I can fix it?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:26 UTC+1 No.71621867 Report

>>71621540

Fuck that place seriously, even thinking about it makes me feel ill. I always thought the sounds came beyond and below the cliff. It's probably just the wind.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:26 UTC+1 No.71621889 Report

>>71621680
Stop trying to advertise your channel on /dsg/, Vaati.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:26 UTC+1 No.71621905 Report

>>71621314
Yeah, his chair at the castle (at the height of his power) was huge, then the one at Amana (when he was fleeing from Nash/everyone, near death) is human-sized.

As I said, I am not sure about the hollowVendrick in the Crypt and how he relates to the actual Vendrick. He could be a golem, or a shell the real Vendrick created and told Velstadt to hide away, in which case Vendrick could have made it at that size.

I think Smough might have been real but Ornstein was an illusion, as were the knights/etc. Because Ornstein is in DS2 as well (with dark magic, suggesting maybe he went after Artorias and got corrupted).

If they did not drop souls then the illusion would not have been complete. If Smough was real, Gwyndolin would only have to manufacture one, based on an actual knight he probably knew much better than Smough.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:27 UTC+1 No.71621992 Report

>>71621760
why? it doesn't consume my life like some other games have
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:28 UTC+1 No.71622090 Report

>>71621734
Fanart of Grandahl in Xanthous set required.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:28 UTC+1 No.71622110 Report

>>71621839
everyone is at DaS2

because it's better
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:29 UTC+1 No.71622181 Report

>>71621680
He made Bonewheel skeletons.
It doesn't matter what happens or what you do after that point, you deserve to die.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:29 UTC+1 No.71622187 Report

>>71622090
why isnt there some already?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:30 UTC+1 No.71622224 Report

So do I make a fucking run for it, or do those alluring skulls actually distract them so I can take them one by one?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:30 UTC+1 No.71622238 Report

>>71621680
Canonically, Pinwheel is three necromancers in a doofy costume. This is why he has three times the HP of one of the standard necromancer enemies. Each necro operates two lanterns to throw fireballs at you, just like how the normal necros use one lantern to throw fireballs at you.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:30 UTC+1 No.71622258 Report

>>71621375
You have to look really close.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:30 UTC+1 No.71622314 Report

>>71621734
Let's just pretend Dark Souls 2 didn't come out. Grasping at straws to connect them is too much of a stretch.

How about Velka punished the sinning hollows there by lynching them. There you go. Their spirits are pissed and try to spook you.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:31 UTC+1 No.71622326 Report

>>71621905
Except it's never clear if it's actually Ornstein in DaS 2.

It's perfectly possible that they're either another dragonslayer with the dragonslayer gear, who might have fought against the Dragonriders, or simply someone who found the gear itself and decided to use it.

I don't think you can just create a soul.
Souls have a special power, and are unique. Why would the Shrine of Winter be locked by Lord Souls if you could make them?

>>71622224
Smash them as they spawn, but before they stand up.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:31 UTC+1 No.71622389 Report

>>71622238
is this actual canon or tumblr fan art?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:31 UTC+1 No.71622408 Report

>>71622238
That's some pornographic shit going on here.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:31 UTC+1 No.71622414 Report

>>71622314
>grasping at straws to connect them is too much of a stretch
the point of my post flew right over your head
>>71622238
lewd
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:32 UTC+1 No.71622431 Report

>>71622389
It's from the artbook. Vaati cites it as a source on his Pinwheel video.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:32 UTC+1 No.71622469 Report

>>71622258
The taco was a nice touch, esse
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:32 UTC+1 No.71622483 Report

Guys I want to keep leveling. Why shouldn't I? With the way Soul Memory works, I feel like I'd be gimping myself for no reason if I stop here. No I won't be slapping 60 points into FAI/INT so I can dark buff my weapons or other shit, I'd be getting more VGR and STR if anything.

If you have a SL150 'build', why did you stop leveling there?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:33 UTC+1 No.71622537 Report

>>71622431
Except Vaati tries to make it all emotional with the "it's his family" bullshit, even tying in the effects of the masks to back it up.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:34 UTC+1 No.71622603 Report

>>71622483
I have an SL 175 build
I stopped leveling because I have everything I need to survive in the arena

>100 AGL
you need to respec anyways
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:34 UTC+1 No.71622616 Report

>>71622414
Maybe it was just too mired in subtlety for my simple mind.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:34 UTC+1 No.71622617 Report

>>71622483
yes keep leveling, no reason not to
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:34 UTC+1 No.71622625 Report

there's a reason he's so loveable..
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:34 UTC+1 No.71622653 Report

>>71622537
Which is why he's a lying faggot that nobody should listen to, yes.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:34 UTC+1 No.71622661 Report

>>71622483
Hope.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:35 UTC+1 No.71622703 Report

>>71621992

it consumes your very soul because you want it to be fun but then there is the arena full of tryhards playing with helixtadon turtle builds who are absolutely hating themselves but can't stop because they need the dopamine rush for winning and losing results in losing a point


losing points for losing in a game with no balance is shit

sm is shit and that is not up for discussion

years long stunlocks are shit, and yes, worse than backstab fishing

the world design can not even be called world design

boring characters

boring boss fights

3 out of a trillion music pieces are memorable

this game is a digital hell and i escaped it
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:35 UTC+1 No.71622736 Report

OK I'm wondering what weapon I should be using right now for my faith/strength build.
I'm having to use the drake sword at the moment...
These are my stats
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:35 UTC+1 No.71622767 Report

>>71622603
>>100 AGL
>you need to respec anyways
What?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:36 UTC+1 No.71622816 Report

>>71622483
>why did you stop leveling there?
Because I have a sense of decency and self-respect.

Really, because that's how I think the PvP should be played.
And not stopping would mean being an unprincipled faggot who just abandons his morals when the opportunity arises.
A digital version of a degenerate, if you will.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:36 UTC+1 No.71622828 Report

>>71622767
>not knowing the Agility breakpoints
for shame anon
>>71622736
ringoffog/10
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:36 UTC+1 No.71622834 Report

>>71622483
>Actually using a greatsheild
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:36 UTC+1 No.71622841 Report

>>71622483

I've found 175 to be the sweetspot. It's not massively "overleveled", and I've found myself to be at no real disadvantage in the SM free arena hellscape.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:36 UTC+1 No.71622842 Report

>>71622537
I don't watch vaati, but it just occured to me:

a father has to carry the?burden?of his family
a mother has to maintain a good?health?to give birth to a healthy child
a child is overly spirited and boasts in its young?stamina?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:36 UTC+1 No.71622847 Report

>>71622703
oh fuck off you dont even play the game
the amount of helixodon you encounter is really really small

opinions
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:36 UTC+1 No.71622857 Report

>>71622537
>my life is a lie

and here I was led to believe DEP LOOORE

thank you for showing me the light, anon. no way the whole "family fused into one body" theory holds up if the official artbook shows 3 dudes just holding on to one another.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:37 UTC+1 No.71622887 Report

>>71622326
I don't think Gwyndolin could make a Lord Soul because it would require replicating the essence of the First Flame (see: the fire witch and her adventure doing that), but some knight's soul, once, sure.

It's never clear if anything in any Souls game is true, so I went with what I most enjoy I guess.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:37 UTC+1 No.71622913 Report

>>71622736
Nice stats.
Use Lightning Barbed Club tho.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:37 UTC+1 No.71622924 Report

>>71621905

It's not Ornstein, but his soul was used to create the spear and the armour. That's why you don't get the dark magic version of his spear but the lightning version. He's clearly an impostor, just look at his armour, it's silver not gold. Ornstein would never use dark magic either, it's manipulation of humanity and humanity is very poisonous to the gods. He can't be corrupted because his soul is not dark.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:37 UTC+1 No.71622931 Report

>>71614334
Vanquisher's seal bear fists

the damage output is insane and nobody ever suspects it ever
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:37 UTC+1 No.71622940 Report

>>71622736
Your build sucks
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:38 UTC+1 No.71622978 Report

>>71622736
forgot pic
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:38 UTC+1 No.71622989 Report

>>71622842
thats exactly what he said
are you sure you didnt watch vaati, anon?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:38 UTC+1 No.71622991 Report

>>71622931
ROLL PUNCHES
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:38 UTC+1 No.71623002 Report

>>71622857
Dark Souls does have good lore, Pinwheel just isn't part of it to a great degree.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:38 UTC+1 No.71623025 Report

>>71622483
>why did you stop leveling there?
because I prefer having a build instead of just having everything
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:39 UTC+1 No.71623050 Report

what is pinwheels real lore then
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:39 UTC+1 No.71623110 Report

>>71623025
You can tell it's someones first RPG if they're a jack of all trades
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:39 UTC+1 No.71623112 Report

>>71622940
>>71622913
>>71622828
see
>>71622978
And this is in DS1
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:39 UTC+1 No.71623114 Report

>>71622924
>Ornstein would never use dark magic
Yeah, I know him personally and I can confirm this.
He also hates people with shrilly voices and crocs.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:39 UTC+1 No.71623128 Report

>>71623025
you mean you prefer having an excuse and something to blame when you get rekt
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:40 UTC+1 No.71623139 Report

>>71622978
literally anything other than the drake sword
find a weapon you like and start using it
>>71623050
he bullies Nito for fun and you put an end to it
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:40 UTC+1 No.71623163 Report

>>71622924
You got me there, it's definitely not a corrupt soul. Okay, so let's say it really was Oreos&Smores in Anor Londo, that just makes it a better example of how to get buff through soul power (if you are of the correct species).
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:40 UTC+1 No.71623170 Report

>>71622842
I put that together on my first playthrough. Maybe I should start making money by pulling bullshit out of my ass.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:40 UTC+1 No.71623223 Report

>>71623050
Stole Nito's rent money.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:41 UTC+1 No.71623260 Report

>>71623139
That's the one dealing the most damage at the moment though
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:41 UTC+1 No.71623264 Report

>>71623050
He's a necromancer who draws his power from Nito in order to control the dead.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:41 UTC+1 No.71623281 Report

>>71622931
>nobody ever suspects it ever
Yes, whenever I see fist weapons I never expect the stupid fucking stunlock.

Especially if they're playing something as incospicuous as a mustachio'd man.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:42 UTC+1 No.71623335 Report

>>71623260
how upgraded is your drake sword?
how upgraded is the swords youre comparing it to?

like I said, literally anything else
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:42 UTC+1 No.71623362 Report

>>71623128
Haven't had much problem beating the overleveled shitters so far
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:43 UTC+1 No.71623453 Report

>>71623114

I was referring to him being a dragon slaying knight, who specialise in faith (lightning).

>>71623163

The size reflecting the power of the soul is both a gameplay and a lore thing to me. Sometimes it makes sense sometimes not.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:43 UTC+1 No.71623454 Report

>>71623260
casul pls go, or go wait around in the burg and let me grief you
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:43 UTC+1 No.71623467 Report

>>71622703
it's probably because you were too occupied with vidya in general and didn't have the composure to maintain any kind of relationship outside your personal addictions

but it's good that you're trying to get your life back together, nonetheless you shouldn't blame a certain video game just because it was your most recent for your overall shortcomings in life

I hope your situation will soon become better and you stop being so bitter at your surroundings
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:44 UTC+1 No.71623587 Report

>>71623335
Haven't bothered upgrading it. Was waiting for a weapon worth upgrading.
The only decent weapon I have uprgraded is a +3 claymore, but it'll be a good few more upgrades before it deals more damage than the drake sword.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:44 UTC+1 No.71623598 Report

What soul level does everyone do PvP at in DeS? Feel like making a PvP build. Any tips, recommendations, guides, etc?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:45 UTC+1 No.71623648 Report

>>71623467

how normal are you
fucking disgusting

i also had no life during DeS and DaS 1 and loved them both
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:45 UTC+1 No.71623652 Report

We'll never get a set like this.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:45 UTC+1 No.71623663 Report

>>71622816
Get the fuck over yourself. Do you cry every time someone backstabs you too? Do you get pissy whenever someone forgets to bow?

>>71622828
The wikidot wiki says 100 agility is 12 iframes. Unless that's wrong, I'm not sure what you're getting at.

>>71622834
Eh I haven't mastered parrying yet. First character, first playthrough, it's boutnd to be a little scrubby right.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:46 UTC+1 No.71623787 Report

>>71622816
It's apparently not how FROM thinks PvP should be played.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:47 UTC+1 No.71623801 Report

>>71623652
We have a thousand of sets like this and the sword looks hideus.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:47 UTC+1 No.71623819 Report

>>71613042
Why aren't you using graphics mods dsg? This one isn't even ENB and I've configured it to require a torch in places that seemed fit.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:47 UTC+1 No.71623824 Report

>>71623587
youre assuming your claymore only has 133 damage, right? thats wrong
what youre looking at is its base stats, but youre leaving out the damage bonus it gets from scaling (the blue numbers on the right)
or youre not and my assumption is bullshit

either way I know for a fact a +5 claymore at base stats is better than the drake sword
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:47 UTC+1 No.71623850 Report

>>71623587
>not wanting to use the best weapon in the game
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:47 UTC+1 No.71623876 Report

>>71623467
I used to be pretty depressed, too. Played way too many games, didn't do much all day. Then over the last couple years I've started caring about fashion, lifting weights, and learning how to cook. Already feel much better and still have time for DaS.

you'll make it, frog-anon
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:49 UTC+1 No.71624036 Report

>>71623819
2edgy
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:49 UTC+1 No.71624040 Report

>>71623652
I want to be a comfy paladin.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:49 UTC+1 No.71624054 Report

>>71623819
if I use that mod and go to iron keep, will my eyes burn?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:50 UTC+1 No.71624107 Report

>>71622816

An epic fedora tip to you, good sir.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:50 UTC+1 No.71624120 Report

>>71623876

> normalfags

summertime sadness
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:50 UTC+1 No.71624127 Report

>>71623824
I tested it and it was doing less. You're right about the scaling though, it will overtake the drake sword soon enough.
I completed the game with a different build last week so I know about scaling etc, apparently though I still don't know shit about good weapons...
I'll upgrade it to +5. Thanks
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:50 UTC+1 No.71624146 Report

>>71624054
it would be extremely painful
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:51 UTC+1 No.71624207 Report

>>71624040
there is a chest piece that looks identical to that but cooler you know?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:51 UTC+1 No.71624214 Report

What music would Vengarl listen to on his iPod while he was invading people?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:51 UTC+1 No.71624219 Report

>>71624146
for who?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:51 UTC+1 No.71624234 Report

>>71624146
for jews
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:51 UTC+1 No.71624252 Report

>>71624040
>>71623652
Heide helmet is the closest we'll get to a comfy paladin helmet.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:52 UTC+1 No.71624338 Report

>>71624036
>Wanting contrastless souls 2
>>71624054
It doesn't burn my eyes, but if you're sensitive then that's fine.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:52 UTC+1 No.71624358 Report

>there are people in the world who will never play a souls game

how this make you feel?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:52 UTC+1 No.71624367 Report

>>71624219
U U U U
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:52 UTC+1 No.71624384 Report

>>71624214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoJgkgRxUfc
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:52 UTC+1 No.71624402 Report

>>71624207
The Drakekeeper robes?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:53 UTC+1 No.71624451 Report

> GFWL will not shut down

Not sure how to feel, Dark Souls 1 online will keep existing but on the other hand From is not forced to look for another/better service anymore
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:54 UTC+1 No.71624548 Report

>>71624451
You're kidding yourself if you think From would have done anything to keep online alive for DaS1 in the absences of GFWL.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:54 UTC+1 No.71624590 Report

>>71624107
you know, ive always wondered about that pic
is it edited?
I never questioned it before but looking at it now that bear formation is very unnatural
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:54 UTC+1 No.71624597 Report

>>71624214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:54 UTC+1 No.71624608 Report

>>71624402
http://darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/Insolent+Set
combine with Heide like this guy said >>71624252
and you're good to go

Happy fashionsouls
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:55 UTC+1 No.71624642 Report

>>71624214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYnmFVTFT3E
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:55 UTC+1 No.71624657 Report

>>71624548

Why would they make an official post saying that they would do exactly that then?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:55 UTC+1 No.71624665 Report

>>71624451
GFWL sucks Solaire's dripping cock, but it is better than nothing.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:55 UTC+1 No.71624675 Report

So DS2 is my first Souls game, and I'm really enjoying it.

Gonna pick up Demon's Souls later on. What am I in for? How different is it? I hope that it won't feel too dated.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:56 UTC+1 No.71624773 Report

>>71624675
You should play Demon's first, because it's gonna feel outdated as fuck.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:56 UTC+1 No.71624779 Report

>>71624675
Demon's Souls has the best atmosphere out of the Souls games.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:56 UTC+1 No.71624797 Report

>>71624675
its faster
the penalty for death is much harsher
it has a shitty overworld mechanic that you should do your best to just ignore
armor is fucking useless in it
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:57 UTC+1 No.71624856 Report

>>71622224
before their eyes turn on, kill em with arrows or lightning spears.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:57 UTC+1 No.71624876 Report

>>71624608
The Insolent Set makes you look a little bit fat, but is's still good and underrated.
I use the gloves in every build.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:57 UTC+1 No.71624879 Report

>>71624675
lagstabu too the max
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:58 UTC+1 No.71624949 Report

>>71624856
no souls or drops
dont you want an extra 4 slabs?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:59 UTC+1 No.71625012 Report

>>71614789
that's some convoluted bullshit, this is Dark Souls not Shadow of the Colossus, fuck
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:59 UTC+1 No.71625092 Report

>>71624876
I rolled a slim female for my faith build that wears it so i didn't get that vibe, but other then that. Clerics are supposed to be a little pudgy anyway in DS anyways.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:01 UTC+1 No.71625229 Report

>>71625012
just use fucking lighting spears then faggot. It takes about 4 too kill one.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:01 UTC+1 No.71625238 Report

>>71625092
Yeah anyways this is dark souls 2 though so anyways the armours all make you look fat anyways especially the medium armours, anyways.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:01 UTC+1 No.71625271 Report

>>71625012
>convoluted
>run up and stand next to his platform for 3 sec till the other one swings at it
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:01 UTC+1 No.71625272 Report

>there are people that aren't pure melee
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:02 UTC+1 No.71625346 Report

>>71625092
>slim female with cleric armor and Gwyn's skirt
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:02 UTC+1 No.71625389 Report

>>71625238
sorry i'm stoned
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:03 UTC+1 No.71625414 Report

>>71625272
i used to be pure melee, then I realized just how badly melee knights got the shaft. It's literally shit, and I don't feel bad for respecing
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:03 UTC+1 No.71625417 Report

>>71625272
You're _meant_ to use a bow or at least throwing knives in a few areas mang.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:03 UTC+1 No.71625425 Report

>>71625238
>wear Licia's gear
>you get an ass that a ruler couldn't measure
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:04 UTC+1 No.71625476 Report

Is 120 the DeS PvP soul level?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:04 UTC+1 No.71625492 Report

>>71625272

enjoy missing out on half the game so that you can feel cool
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:04 UTC+1 No.71625528 Report

>>71625272
>there are people who only played through the game once
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:05 UTC+1 No.71625564 Report

>>71625476
yes, but i'd drop it abit if you want too invade. Especially with lack of players
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:06 UTC+1 No.71625704 Report

>>71619420
Gave it a whirl.

Would you guys buckle my swash?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:06 UTC+1 No.71625714 Report

What is best way to impersonate Giantdad?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:06 UTC+1 No.71625743 Report

>>71625272
>there are people that pvp by a method other than spamming sorcery
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:07 UTC+1 No.71625764 Report

>>71625492
>>71625272
>there are people who use anything but fists
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:07 UTC+1 No.71625790 Report

>>71625704
maaaannn... that shit looks dumb
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:07 UTC+1 No.71625803 Report

>>71625714
with a noose
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:09 UTC+1 No.71625941 Report

>>71625704
Does it do good damage with the infusion?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:09 UTC+1 No.71625979 Report

What is the three kings crowns in the DLC are the new family masks...
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:09 UTC+1 No.71625981 Report

>>71625714
Probably something like this, but with 29 vit, 99 end, 25 att, and 38 adp, and the Life Ring+2 instead of the Southern Ritual Band+2.

>flame weapon
>not powering up your bass cannon
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:10 UTC+1 No.71626036 Report

>>71625743

this is the way it was meant to be played.

if they didn't want us using magic they wouldn't have made it SO SATISFYING
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:10 UTC+1 No.71626039 Report

>>71625704
Use the Hunter hat and give him a custom Captain Hook face next time. Also Hook uses a rapier.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:11 UTC+1 No.71626150 Report

>>71625979
Pinwheel has returned to avenge his fallen family
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:12 UTC+1 No.71626258 Report

>>71625979
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:12 UTC+1 No.71626263 Report

>>71625272

> there is a video of you going full int and getting your shit wrekt because of low adp
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:13 UTC+1 No.71626342 Report

>>71625941
It's not great, no. Far less than buffed elemental at any rate.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:14 UTC+1 No.71626361 Report

>>71625981
>powering up your bass cannon

Afro, get out of here
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:15 UTC+1 No.71626527 Report

Anybody want a peanut?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:16 UTC+1 No.71626541 Report

>>71622090
>>71622187
k
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:17 UTC+1 No.71626650 Report

>>71625981
>penal mask
Looks awful.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:17 UTC+1 No.71626656 Report

>>71626541
gj
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:17 UTC+1 No.71626682 Report

>>71626541

BASED
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:18 UTC+1 No.71626724 Report

>>71626541
>old crippled guy in a chair draped in yellow robes
That sounds familiar.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:18 UTC+1 No.71626741 Report

>>71626361
never
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:18 UTC+1 No.71626747 Report

>>71626342
If you bump the mundane scaling up to 30 lol and wear the ring of blades +2 you might just break 400 slash damage.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:18 UTC+1 No.71626763 Report

>>71626541

VERY GOOD
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:18 UTC+1 No.71626767 Report

>>71626342
You have four attunement slots, you could compensate with fire weapon or resonant weapon.

>>71626541
Gorgeous.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:20 UTC+1 No.71626929 Report

>tfw killing a buffed falchion shitter with THE LEGEND
tasty delicious give me more
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:20 UTC+1 No.71626936 Report

>>71626767
If you're going to go down those routes though there's not much point in doing a novelty build, sadly.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:21 UTC+1 No.71626994 Report

RIGHTY HO IS NOT A WAVE

STOP USING IT AS A WAVE
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:21 UTC+1 No.71627018 Report

>>71626656

I want to darkdive her.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:22 UTC+1 No.71627103 Report

>>71626994
MAKE ME FAGET
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:22 UTC+1 No.71627104 Report

>>71626994
you cant stop me bitch
bet you dont even got legs
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:22 UTC+1 No.71627123 Report

>>71626741
Please put a helmet on and never remove it.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:22 UTC+1 No.71627138 Report

>>71626741
Holy shit

8/10 tho. I'm sure you/whoever could have made the skin and hair matching.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:23 UTC+1 No.71627194 Report

>>71626994
fuck off
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:24 UTC+1 No.71627290 Report

>>71626994
YES IT IS FUCK YOU
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:24 UTC+1 No.71627307 Report

Is it possible to cosplay as the Fantastic Four? Spooky face and giant stature aside, of course.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:25 UTC+1 No.71627312 Report

>>71626994
this, and people who use prostration as a bow
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:26 UTC+1 No.71627423 Report

>>71627307
make your skin blue and wear the invisible set? maybe CDGS
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:26 UTC+1 No.71627449 Report

>>71627312
they just want you to do kinky things to them
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:27 UTC+1 No.71627495 Report

>Blueboy
>getting fucking reckt
>tries to ran behind cover and wog
>fails three times
>"time for running to mobs"
>dies running like a bitch
>no way no way no way
>check profile

every fucking time
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:28 UTC+1 No.71627550 Report

>>71627495
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:28 UTC+1 No.71627568 Report

>>71627495
>>71627495
huehue
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:28 UTC+1 No.71627590 Report

>>71627307

>tfw can't make the Kings sword from Darklurker's Soul
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:28 UTC+1 No.71627624 Report

>>71627307
Was possible, in DaS1. Now... hardly so.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:30 UTC+1 No.71627724 Report

>>71627138
I could have, sure, but the face is going to be covered by the penal mask so why bother?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:30 UTC+1 No.71627728 Report

>>71627423
>>71626741
>utilizing character creator for maximum style souls and ig cosplay.

Why didn't I think of anything like this.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:30 UTC+1 No.71627734 Report

>>71627590
why couldn't they just have put it in,why. i dont even give a fuck if it had the butchers knife moveset.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:30 UTC+1 No.71627795 Report

>other guy stands there and lets me stack hundreds of buffs
>kill him in one combo

This happens every time and I don't even feel bad about it.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:31 UTC+1 No.71627816 Report

>>71627307
>Spooky face
What?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:31 UTC+1 No.71627850 Report

>>71627728
dude, cmon. First playthrough i spent an hour making my guy look like Gatsu before i stepped foot in things betwix
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:32 UTC+1 No.71627917 Report

>>71627624
Thats close

just needs a tattered skirt of sorts

use a cleaver as a weapon with magic waepon on it ?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:32 UTC+1 No.71627926 Report

>>71627734
Because B-Team.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:32 UTC+1 No.71627935 Report

>>71627795
Buffs stack?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:33 UTC+1 No.71627961 Report

>>71626994
join us anon
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:33 UTC+1 No.71627967 Report

>>71627935
welcome to B Team souls
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:33 UTC+1 No.71627973 Report

>>71627935
where have you been like

the past whole of dark souls 2
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:33 UTC+1 No.71627987 Report

>>71627816
I'm sorry, should have said "handsome but ashen and stony face that my blonde waifu could never emulate"
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:34 UTC+1 No.71628045 Report

>>71627495
Wait who was doing what in this story? The profile you linked was the blueboy running away and who died?

You were doing no way? Or did you die to the mobs and he did no way?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:34 UTC+1 No.71628071 Report

>>71627917
I was thinking Dark Ruler's, dunno why.
Resonant (Dark?) Weapon to your taste.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:35 UTC+1 No.71628148 Report

>>71627973
>>71627967
My whole life has been a lie.

So wait is it like buffs + items? Or can I like use the same buff 3 times and be uber buffed?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:36 UTC+1 No.71628224 Report

>>71628148
Different buffs stack.
Like Great Magic Barrier and Numbness.

No, you can't just toss up 3 Crystal Magic Weapons, if that's what you're thinking.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:36 UTC+1 No.71628254 Report

>>71626994

but then ....

well what is it?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:37 UTC+1 No.71628281 Report

>>71628148
No, you just buff your weapon with something and then yourself with a variety of different spells.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:37 UTC+1 No.71628332 Report

>>71628148
you can:
great magic barrier
resonant flesh
numbness
green blossom

and 1 weapon buff of your choice, or if you want to completely cast off the last shred of decency on you, you buff the left hand weapon and use a resin on the right hand one
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:38 UTC+1 No.71628364 Report

best weapon for flame weapon infusion?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:38 UTC+1 No.71628415 Report

>>71628071

>dark weapon buff user, and no one can notice the fact you're buffing your weapon with a catalyst and not a chime. Then proceed to rape you with spellspam and decapitate because they think you're a dirty resonant weapon scrub.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:38 UTC+1 No.71628417 Report

>>71628364
malformed skull
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:40 UTC+1 No.71628557 Report

>>71628045
he died and i proceeded to "no way"

the story was a bit misdirected

I also forget to mention me he invaded a few times before.

After killing him each time I guess the last one was his final straw.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:40 UTC+1 No.71628563 Report

>>71628332
you can also just two hand the left weapon and apply the buff then
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:41 UTC+1 No.71628668 Report

Anybody up for some fun in DaS 1?
We can PvP, bro-op from the start, whatever.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:44 UTC+1 No.71628940 Report

ded?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:45 UTC+1 No.71628976 Report

>>71628940
>14:44:43
very ded
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:46 UTC+1 No.71629080 Report

>mfw $5 dark souls day
>mfw invading in parish

today is a good day to be alive
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:46 UTC+1 No.71629093 Report

> tfw i just bought dark souls 1 for the third time
> do not regret it as much as having bought dark souls 2 once
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:48 UTC+1 No.71629221 Report

>>71629080
>Failed to invade
>Failed to invade
>Failed to invade
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:48 UTC+1 No.71629229 Report

>>71629080
Shit, i need to get in on this. Thanks for the tip fellow dickwraith.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:48 UTC+1 No.71629267 Report

>>71628281
>>71628332
Oh well I knew that.
He made it sound like he was buffing up his his damage with hundreds of buffs so I assumed we buffs
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:48 UTC+1 No.71629276 Report

>>71629093
>I bought DS2 twice
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:49 UTC+1 No.71629338 Report

>>71629229

Im so glad I had a level 16 twink ninjaflipper. I'll be able to follow the newbies all the way through Sen's
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:50 UTC+1 No.71629384 Report

>>71629093
>>71629276
>i got two different people to buy me DaS 2
>and the dlc
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:51 UTC+1 No.71629569 Report

>>71629080
I received DS as a gift on Steam a long time ago but never played it. Should I do it today because there might be more players from a sale?

Is installing all the mod fixes going to hurt my soul
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:52 UTC+1 No.71629573 Report

>>71629384

do you have tits or something?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:52 UTC+1 No.71629585 Report

>>71629384

Can you buy it for me?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:52 UTC+1 No.71629595 Report

Is Rosabeth undead?
Is Felkin undead?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:53 UTC+1 No.71629694 Report

>>71629573
No, I just know a lot of gay/bi dudes.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:53 UTC+1 No.71629698 Report

>>71629569
there's only two you really need and theyre both easy to install
just remember to READ THE FUCKING README
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:53 UTC+1 No.71629705 Report

>>71629595
Rosabeth a shit

Felkin a shit
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:53 UTC+1 No.71629730 Report

Hi all, Ive been playing DS on and off for years. Im currently at Anor Londo and I feel like I have been playing the game 'wrong'. Here's how im playing:

>My strength is only 22, I usually tried evening out my stats, but only now so far into the game I can carry basic axes with adequate strength.
>I main a generic Longsword at +9
>I cant do any magic at all.

So ive somehow made it all the way past Sen's Fortress. I understand that DS is more about skill than anything, but I feel like im not really embracing the game's mechanics, especially the magic side of the game. Any problems/recommendations you guys would like to address with my play style?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:54 UTC+1 No.71629752 Report

Somebody summoned me to help him with the Pursuer and I just killed him with the ballista.

Why the fuck does pressing back also trigger it?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:54 UTC+1 No.71629778 Report

>>71629569

yes. now is the perfect tiome to play. itll be alive enough for co-op now.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:54 UTC+1 No.71629779 Report

>>71629705
Anime a shit

Royal Swordsman Helm a shit

Dex a shit
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:54 UTC+1 No.71629798 Report

>>71629573
>tfw you have tits but can't into immorality enough to profit off them
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:55 UTC+1 No.71629840 Report

>>71629779
>Royal Swordsman Helm a shit

Your taste a shit
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:55 UTC+1 No.71629893 Report

>>71629595
>what EH could have been

2 reverse-edgy for b-team
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:56 UTC+1 No.71629923 Report

>>71629840
Post more
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:56 UTC+1 No.71629928 Report

>>71629798
Step 1) Be really poor for a long time
Step 2) Realize morals aren't the most important thing in the world
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:56 UTC+1 No.71629947 Report

>>71629798
No one wants to see your flappy man boobs anyway anon
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:57 UTC+1 No.71629971 Report

>>71629798
I can teach you how to use them~
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:57 UTC+1 No.71629973 Report

>>71629798
come on
just make a new steam account, have guys throw gifts at you, then transfer those gifts to your main account
ez pz
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:57 UTC+1 No.71630025 Report

>>71629893
That's fucking disgusting.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:59 UTC+1 No.71630105 Report

>>71629893
fucking awful.

I'll stick with Emerald Herald, thanks. She's the best but that's probably because I have a thing for girls with short hair.. bonus because she's a redhead
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:59 UTC+1 No.71630118 Report

>>71630025
to be voiced by the person who voiced Vanille in FF13
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:59 UTC+1 No.71630127 Report

>>71629694
Then your going to hell faggot.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)22:59 UTC+1 No.71630172 Report

>>71630127
For what, posting pics of my abs?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:00 UTC+1 No.71630202 Report

>>71630127
>believing in God and a Jewish God at that

Top fucking kek
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:00 UTC+1 No.71630245 Report

>>71630202
I jiggle my trilby at you!
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:01 UTC+1 No.71630265 Report

Is there a sillier looking weapon to put CMW on?

Also, what's better, Magic Skull or Enchanted Skull?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:01 UTC+1 No.71630306 Report

>>71630202
This is a Christian image board!
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:01 UTC+1 No.71630324 Report

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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:01 UTC+1 No.71630326 Report

>>71630265
Bone scythe.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:02 UTC+1 No.71630361 Report

>>71630265
Large or Great Club. Giant spiky blue cactus of death.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:02 UTC+1 No.71630376 Report

>>71629730
longsword is great
magic makes game really easy
you could try pyromancy as a side arm though
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:02 UTC+1 No.71630383 Report

Am i brutal enough for gladiator?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:02 UTC+1 No.71630391 Report

>>71630306

Run by a Jew.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:02 UTC+1 No.71630396 Report

>>71629778
If you insist...
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:04 UTC+1 No.71630504 Report

>>71630324
>gough with a human face
absolutely disgusting
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:04 UTC+1 No.71630514 Report

>>71630376
Cool, I thought I was just overpowering a weak weapon.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:04 UTC+1 No.71630515 Report

>>71630383
>anachronistic helmet
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:05 UTC+1 No.71630612 Report

>first run
>finally get almost the gear in the game
>NG++
>9mil SM

Great, now I can't use 90% of it without getting beasted in pvp.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:06 UTC+1 No.71630656 Report

>>71630383
must be the faggest gladiator ive ever seen, sorry anon
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:06 UTC+1 No.71630669 Report

>>71630324
These are absolutely terrible.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:07 UTC+1 No.71630769 Report

>>71630172
Yep.
God really doesn't like fags.
Doing something like that would be highly immoral.
>>71630202
>jewish god

I hope you know Atheism is a Jewish plot all aimed at destroying white nations by forcing immortality.
>OUR MULTICULTURAL PARADISE
>OY HOW GREAT
Also the Jews killed Jesus because his plans were in exact opposition to their kike plans.


Being being a degenerate faggot litterally on the leach of of your Jewish master.
Maybe when Zionist execute their finals plans your will get spared they might need entertainment,
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:07 UTC+1 No.71630783 Report

>>71630324
holy jesus christ these are so stupid looking and awful
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:08 UTC+1 No.71630810 Report

>>71630324
>Smough not pure strongman bearmode
>Ornstein with facial hair
>Gough looking that chiseled
no
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:08 UTC+1 No.71630853 Report

>>71630656

Haven't seen my gladiator version of Seath I see.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:08 UTC+1 No.71630857 Report

>>71630769
>implying I'm a dirty atheist scum bag

My Gods are White.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:09 UTC+1 No.71630948 Report

>>71630324
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:10 UTC+1 No.71630989 Report

>>71630324
>that ornstein
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:10 UTC+1 No.71631009 Report

>>71630326
This looks ridiculous.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:11 UTC+1 No.71631092 Report

>>71630324

I like it.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:12 UTC+1 No.71631127 Report

>>71631009
oh god what the fuck
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:12 UTC+1 No.71631152 Report

>>71630324
The Artorias is alright. He's basically just a generic mcprotagonist.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:12 UTC+1 No.71631183 Report

>>71618528
Use CE to freeze your SM at 5m
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:13 UTC+1 No.71631238 Report

>>71631009
gargoyle bident
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:13 UTC+1 No.71631249 Report

>>71630324
chins

everything was chins
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:13 UTC+1 No.71631254 Report

>>71630361
I think we could go sillier.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:14 UTC+1 No.71631264 Report

>>71631009
Tumblebuff bare fist.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:14 UTC+1 No.71631320 Report

Anyone got a clue how to kill the 2 cursed knight bosses in King's Field 4? Even more retarded than o&s
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:15 UTC+1 No.71631351 Report

>>71631254
...Spitfire Spear?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:16 UTC+1 No.71631401 Report

>>71631254
>I'm going to put crystal spikes on my weapon
>But not anywhere they could hit someone, that'd be dangerous
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:16 UTC+1 No.71631437 Report

>>71631320
hit them until they die
dont get hit
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:17 UTC+1 No.71631505 Report

>>71631264
Tumble buff works in DaS 2 ?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:17 UTC+1 No.71631538 Report

http://gamehubbs.com/darksouls2/builds/6526
Rate my bare fisted monk build for the gladiator event /dsg/.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:17 UTC+1 No.71631541 Report

>>71631505
Yes.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:18 UTC+1 No.71631602 Report

>>71631238
Why.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:19 UTC+1 No.71631630 Report

>>71631538
>vanquisher's
>engraved
I hate you fucking people
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:19 UTC+1 No.71631634 Report

>>71631437
how do I remove the curse?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:19 UTC+1 No.71631679 Report

>>71631602

Does that hidden hitbox actually work?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:20 UTC+1 No.71631707 Report

>>71631630

Not good enough to get it?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:21 UTC+1 No.71631826 Report

>>71631630
Hey, it looks monk-y. I don't think I've ever gotten it to proc, I'm using it for the looks. Pic related is the sort of theme I'm going for.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:21 UTC+1 No.71631841 Report

>>71631707
>good enough
if you mean not autistic enough to farm an NPC invader 50 times, yes
youre just going to CE it in anyways, along with that outfit
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:22 UTC+1 No.71631890 Report

>>71631826
Hexer's glove would work better.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:23 UTC+1 No.71631979 Report

>>71631826
Use Lion Mage cuffs.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:23 UTC+1 No.71631986 Report

>>71631841

Oh sure, you're just not 'autistic' enough to get good at the game.

Your lack of skill is absolutely a choice.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:23 UTC+1 No.71632014 Report

>>71630396
>takes several years to find the button that opens the menu with keyboard controls after starting the game once to make sure it works

I realize I'm not going to be using the keyboard this whole time but...damn!
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:25 UTC+1 No.71632123 Report

>>71631538
Agdayne's set fits but it's just too finished and nice looking for a gladiator. Bare fisted makes sense as a gladiator but I have some doubts about a gladiator getting a parrying dagger. gladiators wouldn't have nice rings and shit either, I can see maybe life ring, cloranthy, and other early rings but dragon rings and generally nicer looking rings doesn't make sense for slaves with nothing but fights won to their name. By the way, what platform is the event on?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:25 UTC+1 No.71632132 Report

>>71631602
malformed claw
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:26 UTC+1 No.71632183 Report

>>71631254
it looks like a huge dildo of death
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:27 UTC+1 No.71632296 Report

>>71630324
>shiva not japanese

wat
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:28 UTC+1 No.71632398 Report

>>71632296
>east
>middle east
>the armor and weapons
What about that screams japanese?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:29 UTC+1 No.71632450 Report

>invading in parish
>only hackers

welp, that's DS for ya
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:29 UTC+1 No.71632469 Report

>>71632296
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:30 UTC+1 No.71632496 Report

>>71631986
you sound very mad right now
did i strike a nerve
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:30 UTC+1 No.71632504 Report

How does my longbowman look?

(haven't got a longbow yet, only got to eathen peak, but I'm probably gonna stick with this, unless I can find a more longbowman type body armour)
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:30 UTC+1 No.71632527 Report

>>71631264
I'm trying, can't get this to happen.
I can't get anything to tumblebuff, are you sure it still works?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:31 UTC+1 No.71632625 Report

>>71632527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nae5VUWthM
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:32 UTC+1 No.71632674 Report

>>71632398
Murakumo screams Nippon louder than the fucking Washing Pole.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:32 UTC+1 No.71632690 Report

>>71632504
it looks cool
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:32 UTC+1 No.71632691 Report

>>71632504
wouldmakethequeenproud/10

on that note, get a greatbow for backup m8
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:32 UTC+1 No.71632713 Report

>>71632496

Oh, there we go, he's calling me mad.

That's how you know he's offended.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:33 UTC+1 No.71632743 Report

>>71632713
who are you talking to
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:33 UTC+1 No.71632793 Report

>data corrupted
Fuck this, I'm making another Giant Dad.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:33 UTC+1 No.71632806 Report

>>71632625
Is it me or has youtube embed become nonexistent?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:34 UTC+1 No.71632823 Report

>>71632398
have you listened to his accent? He sure doesn't sound like the gas station guy.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:34 UTC+1 No.71632831 Report

>>71632691
Once I get enoughed petrified dog shit to upgrade the dragonrider bow I will, but I know that'll take me a while, so I'm sticking with the longbow... once I get it

It's a shame there aren't more simple padded jerkin type armours like the infantry top
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:35 UTC+1 No.71632929 Report

>>71632831
Dragonrider Bow is't a greatbow.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:36 UTC+1 No.71632997 Report

>>71632929
It's not? wat


where do I get a greatbow from?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:36 UTC+1 No.71633004 Report

>>71613893
>waiting and killing invaders for 4 hours in heide
>30m of souls

Just PVP, level will raise on it's own. It's not Demon's souls where you need 10+ million souls to level up on high levels, just 1.3-1.4 million of souls for level up on 800+ levels. I dont even know where to spend souls aside from leveling up.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:36 UTC+1 No.71633025 Report

>>71632625
That's on 360 though.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:36 UTC+1 No.71633035 Report

>>71632997
farm the greatbow knights at iron keep
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:38 UTC+1 No.71633136 Report

>>71633035
Ahh I see, I never had one drop from them before after farming them to extinction like 20 times over various charachters

Is it much better than a longbow, or is it just the knockback?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:39 UTC+1 No.71633237 Report

>>71632132
Here's to you though.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:39 UTC+1 No.71633295 Report

>>71633004
it takes 60 million souls to get to level 387
can you honestly say that 4 hours of pvp can provide that many souls
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:41 UTC+1 No.71633419 Report

>>71633237
Equally silly.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:41 UTC+1 No.71633438 Report

>go back to DaS1 to spook some scrubs in the Parish
>tfw forgetting how shit the game looked
>tfw forgetting this awful input delay
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:42 UTC+1 No.71633534 Report

>>71633419
post more crystal silly weapons because i'm too lazy to go make an int build
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:42 UTC+1 No.71633554 Report

>>71629893

> qt
> feet
> doesn't look like she would sound as boring as the EH we got

truly sad
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:43 UTC+1 No.71633582 Report

>>71633295
Depends on invade rate. I had about 100-130k of souls per kill, bluefags invade me like every minute and I rarely lose to them so souls just flow endlessly in my character.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:44 UTC+1 No.71633676 Report

>>71632183
Two can play at that game.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:45 UTC+1 No.71633781 Report

>>71633676
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:45 UTC+1 No.71633803 Report

>>71633582
if you pvp'd for that long and that often you would have roughly a billion souls
what level is your character again
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:46 UTC+1 No.71633839 Report

>>71633534
Ok.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:46 UTC+1 No.71633848 Report

>>71633676
oh oh do the giant warrior club next!
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:47 UTC+1 No.71633918 Report

>>71630769
>this is what tryhards actually believe
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:47 UTC+1 No.71633927 Report

>>71633803
It's capped now for about 200 hours of gameplay.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:47 UTC+1 No.71633941 Report

>>71633419
Trident must be a clusterfuck.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:48 UTC+1 No.71633987 Report

I'm doing a dickass thief build and my dagger only does about only 800 on backstab damage on armored oponents

why
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:48 UTC+1 No.71633990 Report

>invading parish newbies
>i like ninja flips how about you

it feels dirty but it feels so good
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:48 UTC+1 No.71633993 Report

>>71633848
That one's up here >>71631401

>Triangles
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:49 UTC+1 No.71634043 Report

>>71633927
jesus fucking christ man
200 hours is a lot for just one character, dont you think
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:49 UTC+1 No.71634053 Report

>tfw can't infuse or use any resins on your fists
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:49 UTC+1 No.71634063 Report

>>71631401
jesus, it looks like some deformed smurf penis with crystals coming out of the piss hole.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:49 UTC+1 No.71634073 Report

>>71633993
What weapon is that?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:50 UTC+1 No.71634190 Report

>>71634073
syan's halberd
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:51 UTC+1 No.71634218 Report

Is there any way I can cheese those exploding dudes at the bottom of the pit? I want Great Heal and the crystal lizard drop but I don't want to die doing it.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:51 UTC+1 No.71634219 Report

Is invading in Undead Crypt douchey?
I have literally spawned in 3 times in a row to the host being killed trying to rush the boss fog.

Why is everyone afraid of PvP?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:51 UTC+1 No.71634231 Report

>>71634073
Syan's.

Spears and Halbers only coat the blade.
Not Helix Halberd though.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:51 UTC+1 No.71634297 Report

>>71634231
SPIKES 4 DAYS
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:52 UTC+1 No.71634360 Report

>>71634218
get a bow
I found that alluring skulls didnt work as well as Id hoped
>>71634219
they got invaded by the meta and dont want to experience that again
thanks SM
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:52 UTC+1 No.71634380 Report

>>71634231
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:53 UTC+1 No.71634412 Report

>>71633941
>Crystals don't spin when you thrust or dance
This is a sad moment.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:53 UTC+1 No.71634432 Report

>>71634043
Well, I don't think that I need other characters when I got everything on my main and literally nothing limits me from doing anything, I can try every build I want to, co-op with people, pvp, fight bosses on highest difficulties. Still I got some characters when I want to chill or cosplay some random shit.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:53 UTC+1 No.71634437 Report

>>71634219
As i understand it, usually people want to PVE or PVP. Not both. Invasions catch scrubs off guard.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:53 UTC+1 No.71634450 Report

>>71634219
Invading Crypt is pretty dicky, especially when they are trying to get to the fog door. But that's why its so fun.

You’re pretty much sandwiching them between the massive Syan army before the door and yourself who spawns in the middle of the corridor.

For extra dickishness, make sure you ring the bell beneath the stairs for bonus fanmail.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:55 UTC+1 No.71634574 Report

>>71634450
is buying DaS2 for the 360 worth the hatemail, i really miss it on the PC.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:55 UTC+1 No.71634658 Report

Stop cheating mewtewz.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:56 UTC+1 No.71634687 Report

>>71634450
That's always the first thing I do. Then I silver talismen in a dark corner near the boss door.

I have not lost an invasion yet. 22 tokens of spite.

today is the first day I have ever invaded in this game
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:56 UTC+1 No.71634703 Report

>They stop right before the blades

I guess you want to make sure the weapon doesn't feel left out.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:56 UTC+1 No.71634740 Report

>>71634574

No.

Just make your steam profile comments open to public and people will leave delicious fanmail
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:57 UTC+1 No.71634760 Report

>>71634574

You really can't put a price on being called a cocksucker after invading a guy multiple times in the Abyss.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:57 UTC+1 No.71634771 Report

>>71634574

Well if you already have it on one platform no need to buy it for another just for hatemail. You'll get hatemail anywhere if you manage to hit the jackpot of someone who's just that fucking mad.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:58 UTC+1 No.71634862 Report

>>71634687
You do the Darkwraiths proud, son.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:59 UTC+1 No.71634920 Report

>>71634703
>these texture seams
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:59 UTC+1 No.71634935 Report

What's the best stone to infuse into a dex build.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:59 UTC+1 No.71634957 Report

>>71634450

>Invading Aldia's Keep with alluring skulls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMFYs3gfgis
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:59 UTC+1 No.71634984 Report

>>71634658
>he doesn't know how to daddyo at a low level
http://mmdks.com/6a8k
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)23:59 UTC+1 No.71634996 Report

>>71634935
raw, forsure.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:00 UTC+1 No.71635002 Report

>>71634935
Bladestone
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:00 UTC+1 No.71635003 Report

>>71634957
Jesus Christ.
I hated that area and I never got invaded.
Fuck that.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:01 UTC+1 No.71635114 Report

>>71634957
Someone should make a guide on places to be a dick in Dark Souls 2.

Bring back the old Dickwraiths, fuck this blood brother shit.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:01 UTC+1 No.71635143 Report

>>71634935
Moon Stone
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:02 UTC+1 No.71635225 Report

>>71635114
second bonfire at the iron keep
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:02 UTC+1 No.71635256 Report

>>71635114
Abyss for orbs, Aldia's with alluring skulls, Dragon Aerie by stalling them on the bridge, Crypt with bells, what else?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:03 UTC+1 No.71635326 Report

>>71634984
Still a faggot.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:04 UTC+1 No.71635418 Report

Am I a cruel person /dsg/?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:05 UTC+1 No.71635462 Report

>>71635256
dont forget first bonfire at undead crypt with a torch.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:06 UTC+1 No.71635545 Report

>>71634920
I wonder if it changes when it breaks.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:06 UTC+1 No.71635552 Report

>>71635256

Poison spotted whip and poison throwing knives in Black Gulch

Spamming Force in the Gutter
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:06 UTC+1 No.71635613 Report

So I'm the fashion souls anon from a thread or two ago.The theme of the chracter was that throughout the game he got better gear as he went along, so his armour and weapons became visibly better as he progressed. NG is done now, but I'm still looking for ideas on what else I can do with the armour/weapon.

I hate that EK leggings don't match with anything else. Presumably because it's Bradden Steel.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:08 UTC+1 No.71635719 Report

>>71635613
Does he get corrupted?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:08 UTC+1 No.71635727 Report

>>71635545
Also, I met a friend on the way to go get it.
He was just finishing up Sacred Oath when I spawned in, and already had GMB and Numbness up with Sunlight Blade on his katana, with the old fashioned turtle-shell Havel combo and a Mad Warrior mask. Hope he wasn't too mad.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:08 UTC+1 No.71635742 Report

>>71635418
I wish I had a twink build.

Fuck it, I'm making a twink build.

Toxic fog, chaos firestorm and other scary things.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:09 UTC+1 No.71635839 Report

>>71635613
>weapon
Try using one that can actually hit someone.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:11 UTC+1 No.71636037 Report

Is there a trophy in DaS 2 for having all the unique/boss weapons?

Also, just beta Nashandra. Wat do before NG+
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:11 UTC+1 No.71636059 Report

>>71635839
I don't play PvP (unless it's forced by invaders, rats, etc) so it wasn't much of an issue. In spite of this, my PvP record with the character is 4 wins 3 losses, which I was content with.

>>71635719
Idea has potential. Need to find some darker, edgier gear. Maybe Drakekeeper UGS for the weapon.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:12 UTC+1 No.71636134 Report

Parrying is too easy in this game.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:13 UTC+1 No.71636148 Report

>>71636037

No.

Beat all optional bosses, get all grindable unique items, farm the Ruin Sentinels in Drangleic Castle for their set because they only spawn once in NG+ and above.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:13 UTC+1 No.71636214 Report

>>71636037
no
kill everyone and enjoy blueberries
>>71636134
parrying was easier in DaS1
parrying seems easier in pvp because believe it or not the netcode is actually improved
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:14 UTC+1 No.71636265 Report

>>71636214
Did they ever fix parry step?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:14 UTC+1 No.71636270 Report

>>71635839
>Being passive as fuck like the pvp bitch I am
>no lock on walking about invaded
>eventually get my chance because opponent attacks like an anoyed 5 year old girl
>2h 2x R1 for +1000~
Always works. Greatsword/powerweapons are great for this.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:16 UTC+1 No.71636368 Report

>>71635613

Fuck yeah I thought I was the only one who did this.

I have autismo
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:16 UTC+1 No.71636384 Report

>>71636059
Check the BK UGS adn the drakekeeper set
If you are going for that idea don't forget the red eye ring.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:16 UTC+1 No.71636397 Report

>>71636265
yes
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:18 UTC+1 No.71636573 Report

>>71636270
Fashionsoulsfag here,That's pretty much how I won all of my fights in PvP. Counterhits give you so much extra damage with UGS and similar.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:19 UTC+1 No.71636670 Report

>>71636368
No man, you just enjoy roleplay and immersion.
Ok maybe we have entry level aspergers
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:20 UTC+1 No.71636706 Report

>>71635114
Sounds like a good idea, might come up with an image placeholder as well while we think of more. So far we have

1. Abyss Invading
2. Poison Party in Black Gulch
3. Shrine of Amana Dickwraithing
4. Bellringer of the Undead Crypt
5. Dragon Aerie Egg Stomper/The bridge of death
6. Aldia Keep Alluring Skull Ogre Conga line
7. Undead Crypt Torch Bearer
8. Iron Keep Turn Table Flipperoo
9. Iron Keep GUILLOTIIIINE YAH
10. The Gutter – Force Patrol


I can’t think of anymore, what else would you add to the list /dsg/?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:22 UTC+1 No.71636865 Report

>>71636706
Drangliec castle second bonfire skydiving lessons taught by captain zweihander.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:22 UTC+1 No.71636868 Report

>>71624665
>GFWL sucks Solaire's dripping cock, but it is better than nothing.
No it's not. The problem with GFWL not shutting down is that it will continue to affect future releases.
In all honesty, I would be willing to sacrifice old games that I enjoy to be free of this shit forever.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:22 UTC+1 No.71636871 Report

>>71636368
I just wanted to do a little minor RP. I kind of liked the concept.

>>71636384
I have 3 parts of the set already. Just need the torso piece and the UGS now I think.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:24 UTC+1 No.71637030 Report

>>71634984
>not 122 stamina for three swings
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:24 UTC+1 No.71637035 Report

I just realized the string on the bow doesn't draw back.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:25 UTC+1 No.71637050 Report

>>71636706

Dangledick Castle gangbang featuring the Ruin Sentinels in everyone's favorite room
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:26 UTC+1 No.71637173 Report

tell me your pvp stories, /dsg/
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:28 UTC+1 No.71637306 Report

>>71637035
>bothering to get the drake sword
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:28 UTC+1 No.71637329 Report

Chaos Blades One-Handed R2's can infinitely stunlock.

Parrying dagger can partial parry into a fully parry.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:28 UTC+1 No.71637352 Report

>trying to figure out which DSfix setting is making the game crash when I load a character

How can anybody stand this shit
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:29 UTC+1 No.71637406 Report

>>71637173
Fuck that, too many words. Let me show you instead.

How's my fashion souls by the way?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:29 UTC+1 No.71637437 Report

>>71637173
So i decided to join the BoB! Got in to the duel stadium, thensome fag had a resonant katana and three shotted me
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:30 UTC+1 No.71637468 Report

>>71635545
>>71635727
It does not.
That was time well wasted.

Gonna stop posting CMW now, I guess.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:30 UTC+1 No.71637493 Report

>>71637437
>getting hit
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:32 UTC+1 No.71637728 Report

It will never not bug me that they removed the Bastille's skybox in the last patch for some reason.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:34 UTC+1 No.71637821 Report

What's goin' on, guys? This is MartyrsBrigade99 coming to you once again with another session of /dsg/.

Alright guys, we're back at it with a little series I like to call "The General Thread". First off, lets give a show of appreciation to our good ole /dsg/. Now a lot of times -- or should I say most of the time. Actually I cant even say that, the vast majority of times -- the primary form of posting in these threads are pictures. And that’s alright; thats cool and everything, but to turn around and uh... you know, disrespect others for not posting pictures... Well I only have one thing to say to hotshots like you: Get off it.

If you think that pictures are more important than all the writing styles, all the information, and uh... all the community contributions, well then I suggest you re-evaluate your posting style.

Now before any of you jokers from the reporting brigade jump on me, I am not dissing the usefulness of pictures. But until you can demonstrate for YOURSELVES, that you can have a successful and positive thread using ONLY images, then you cannot refute my beliefs. Besides, here in the brigade we like to do things a little differently.

Now it's funny, because every single high speed pasta reporter and every hotshot image poster who has come in here with their ridiculous accusations, not a single one has been able to demonstrate that images can be used as the primary form of communication. And that's that.

Until next time...

MartyrsBrigade...

is...

out.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:34 UTC+1 No.71637864 Report

>>71636706
Oh muh god does the egg smasher thing really work?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:34 UTC+1 No.71637878 Report

>>71637728
I think they removed Drangleic's too.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:35 UTC+1 No.71637939 Report

>>71637728
Oh my God, what's wrong with your faaace?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:35 UTC+1 No.71637975 Report

>>71637864
The more eggs you break, the quicker the drake comes.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:36 UTC+1 No.71637998 Report

>>71637821
you never answered my question, martyrsbrigade anon
what is the pasta based off of?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:36 UTC+1 No.71638063 Report

>>71637998
martyrsbrigade being a fag
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:37 UTC+1 No.71638092 Report

>>71637998
Shit Martyrs says.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:37 UTC+1 No.71638106 Report

>>71637998

Get off it dude.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:38 UTC+1 No.71638224 Report

Why covetous demon even exists
It's ugly as fuck
It can't hit you at all unless you stand like a retard
It dies from being sneezed at
You must go through buttcrap ugly area filled with poison jars and fat hammer wielders to get to it
How the bloody hell it's "lord of the chapters" when you change motherfucking area halfway to it.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:40 UTC+1 No.71638376 Report

>>71638224
Why does anything exist? laugh at the absurdity of existence without meaning, of something rather than nothing. Isn't it silly

ha ha ha!
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:41 UTC+1 No.71638443 Report

>>71638224
He can even get poisoned from the jars.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:41 UTC+1 No.71638461 Report

>>71638224
free souls
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:41 UTC+1 No.71638468 Report

tell me your BoB arena stories, /dsg/
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:42 UTC+1 No.71638515 Report

>>71637998
he wont answer because MartyrsBrigade

... is

... out
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:42 UTC+1 No.71638549 Report

>>71637468
Except >>71631351, because I don't want them to feel left out.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:43 UTC+1 No.71638605 Report

What souls uploader is best grill?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:43 UTC+1 No.71638645 Report

>>71638468
I once fought nothing but quality, non canerous builds for hours and hours on end. All were good fights, no sippies were had and every one of the fighters were cool guys and had interesting builds and strategies.

And then I woke up.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:45 UTC+1 No.71638770 Report

>>71638605
kobra
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:45 UTC+1 No.71638773 Report

So Pyromancies don't scale with anything and I just have to upgrade them with souls?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:45 UTC+1 No.71638775 Report

>>71638468
I went in the BOB 3-4x, decided it wasn't for me and never played it again, thus escaping the meta for life.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:45 UTC+1 No.71638829 Report

Wait
What the hell
Why i still get "defeat lord" message in harvest valley after killing covetous, i must go all the way to Mytha?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:46 UTC+1 No.71638862 Report

>>71638773
fire bonus
scales with int and fth
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:46 UTC+1 No.71638887 Report

does anyone have a youtube link to that gif of the Three Onion knights ambushing the red phantom?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:46 UTC+1 No.71638897 Report

>>71638829
yup
have fun
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:46 UTC+1 No.71638904 Report

How do I use Great Hammers effectively in PVP /dsg/? Specifically the Large Club and the Gyrm Great Hammer, I can't hit anyone with half a brain.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:47 UTC+1 No.71638957 Report

>>71638904
2H R2 Nigga
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:47 UTC+1 No.71638962 Report

>>71638897
Holy shit fuck, worst decision ever
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:47 UTC+1 No.71638970 Report

>>71638862
Ok, so I DO have to put some points in INT.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:47 UTC+1 No.71638974 Report

>>71638829
Obviously. If it’s still telling you to defeat the lord then you must get rid of Mythra.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:49 UTC+1 No.71639092 Report

>>71638904
Pancake people with r2.

Hope people are dumb enough to get baited into 2h r2 combos.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:49 UTC+1 No.71639115 Report

>>71638605
fightingcowboy
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:49 UTC+1 No.71639116 Report

>>71638904
Are you locking on?

Don't do that
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:49 UTC+1 No.71639132 Report

>>71638468
Thats the worst place in whole drangleic.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:50 UTC+1 No.71639217 Report

>>71638468
I got rank 3 at SL 65 before the PC version came out.

On the one hand, I'm glad I never have to do that again. On the other, I'm glad I can now parry every katana 100% of the time.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:51 UTC+1 No.71639296 Report

>>71639217
100% time huh?

well… Parry this!!!! *unsheathes katana*
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:52 UTC+1 No.71639317 Report

>>71632014
??

Adding onto this>>71629730, I havent raised my intelligence stat once through my whole playthrough. How much will I have to level up in order to start using spells? Im feeling that I may as well start over if I want to use spells....
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:52 UTC+1 No.71639327 Report

>>71638904
Deliberately whiff and trade when they go to punish your whiff.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:53 UTC+1 No.71639396 Report

>every invasion attempts fails in every zone
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:54 UTC+1 No.71639514 Report

>>71639327
>mfw doing this with dual malformed skulls
It's almost like they enjoy L2's in the face.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:55 UTC+1 No.71639539 Report

>>71639317
Pyromancy only gives a damn about your attunement. Int and faith are irrelevant for it. Faith is only relevant for miracles. You can use pyromancies strong enough to kill pretty much anything instantly without putting a single goddamn level into anything if you have a ring that gives you attunement slots.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:55 UTC+1 No.71639551 Report

ahhh whip users
I never tire of pulling out a shield and poking them to death
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:56 UTC+1 No.71639605 Report

>>71639327
>>71639514
>opponent hits me once like this
>catch onto it
>swings at the air twice
>free punish for half his health
>he keeps doing it
It can work, but don't fucking rely on it.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:56 UTC+1 No.71639650 Report

Can you not drop items for people if you summon with a type of soapstone? I was trying to drop twinkling for a poor guy using the Crescent Axe but I couldn't.
What gives?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:56 UTC+1 No.71639669 Report

>>71639551
>poison spotteds
>mfw 99 stack of moss

i can go all day niggers
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:58 UTC+1 No.71639767 Report

Le safe spot face
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:58 UTC+1 No.71639786 Report

>>71639650
You can't drop trade upgrade materials.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:58 UTC+1 No.71639801 Report

>>71639650
you cant drop upgrade shit in DaS2
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:58 UTC+1 No.71639813 Report

>>71638605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ_rg2ucO4U

This guy is bleeding internally over SM.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:58 UTC+1 No.71639832 Report

>>71639650
You can't drop upgrade materials anymore.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:59 UTC+1 No.71639864 Report

>>71639669
>people try to do this in invasions with dual spotted whips
>they run away and try to wait out my poison bar
>I just moss and we’re back to square one
>ad infinitum

Why
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:00 UTC+1 No.71639913 Report

>>71639813
for fuck's sakes jumpin that build was nerfed you can stop posting it already
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:00 UTC+1 No.71639921 Report

>>71639650

Can't drop upgrade materials. If you want to help someone, trade a weapon with them, upgrade it with the materials, and give it back. It requires some trust and patience but it works.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:00 UTC+1 No.71639950 Report

>>71639864
because muh build
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:00 UTC+1 No.71639961 Report

>>71639669
That pig is fucking adorable.

I understand why white trash keep them as pets.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:01 UTC+1 No.71640047 Report

>>71639864

>Not taking your moss as an opportunity to punish you with a backstab

It's their own fault.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:03 UTC+1 No.71640141 Report

Faith build is so fun
I need a good weapon though
Playing Dark Souls one
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:03 UTC+1 No.71640162 Report

>>71640047
>implying you cant walk while mossing
>implying the nom is not quick af

maybe if the retard turns around to moss
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:03 UTC+1 No.71640185 Report

>>71617416

You have to stick your dick inside his mouth and free him from his suffering.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:04 UTC+1 No.71640217 Report

>dual Barbed Clubs
>Stone Ring
>implying poise
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:04 UTC+1 No.71640219 Report

>>71639813
Was that supposed to be funny?
Because it wasn't really that funny.
In fact, it wasn't funny at all.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:04 UTC+1 No.71640276 Report

>>71640047
They can’t backstab me when they’re running away to hide.

Anyway, moss is fast as fuck animation.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:04 UTC+1 No.71640282 Report

>>71640141

Dragonslayer Spear.
Grant.
ASS.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:05 UTC+1 No.71640367 Report

>>71640185
I still never found that fucking key.
Also this area is fucking nice, the singing in the background makes it that much better.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:06 UTC+1 No.71640394 Report

>>71640217
>mfw all this damage on infused Barbed Clubs

Muh diiiiiiiiiick
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:06 UTC+1 No.71640402 Report

>>71640219
No, I posted it because its shit.

That guy probably writes essays on why people should bow before they duel.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:06 UTC+1 No.71640429 Report

>>71640367
dont worry youll find that key soon enough
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:07 UTC+1 No.71640446 Report

>>71640367
You get it from a boss scrub
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:07 UTC+1 No.71640474 Report

>>71640367
Welcome to hell, population: mages.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:08 UTC+1 No.71640552 Report

>>71640429
Works for me.

>>71640446
Wasn't asking for help, just mentioning it.

>>71640474
I'll fucking say, hard enough getting past those fucks with the hammers.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:08 UTC+1 No.71640561 Report

>>71640282
Thanks, about to fight ornstein and smough so hopefully I can kill smough first, he was a bitch for me the first time though
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:10 UTC+1 No.71640695 Report

rolling away from a backstab and then being vacuumed into it anyways is my favorite thing about DaS2
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:12 UTC+1 No.71640840 Report

>>71640695
You didn’t roll soon enough
You rolled in the wrong direction
You weren’t wearing protection
You didn’t make a sacrifice to the lag gods and got paired against a Korean

Pick one
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:12 UTC+1 No.71640872 Report

>>71640695
It's way better when an enemy is facing your face but then teleports behind you instantly
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:13 UTC+1 No.71640914 Report

>>71640695
Yesterday I was grabbed by backstab animation while being on the ladder, it was very hilarious and frustrating at the same time.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:13 UTC+1 No.71640915 Report

>>71640840
I guess I should just wear ironclad
throw in helixodon while Im at it
also just farm the giant lord until im max
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:13 UTC+1 No.71640948 Report

new thread
>>71640789
>>71640789
>>71640789
>>71640789
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:13 UTC+1 No.71640964 Report

>place Red Summon Sign on the bridge
>a guy almost naked with a power stanced Zweihander summons me
>I land a Great Lightning Spear on his face
>He uses Estus
>Start mocking gesture
>He runs and R1 and toss me in lava
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:13 UTC+1 No.71640975 Report

Are my invasions failing on DaS PC because of GFWL / netcode or is the game dead? I'm a low level. They worked just a few days ago...
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:14 UTC+1 No.71641012 Report

>>71640915
Maybe you should git gud
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:15 UTC+1 No.71641053 Report

>>71640975
They failing because of everything. At the same time.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:16 UTC+1 No.71641154 Report

>>71640964
>falling for the backstep running attack

How embarassing
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:16 UTC+1 No.71641185 Report

TELL ME ABOUT GIANTDAD! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:18 UTC+1 No.71641389 Report

>>71641185

Bishop Havel, I'm Chosen Undead.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:22 UTC+1 No.71641717 Report

>>71641389
Was getting invaded part of your plan?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)01:25 UTC+1 No.71642010 Report

new thread >>71640789
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)02:10 UTC+1 No.71645726 Report

>>71637939
It's like you've never seen a Harley before.
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