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/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)10:01 UTC+1 No.71677331 Report

>tfw no Hunter/Apache-based heli edition

Previous thread:
>>71560168

Current patch: 1.14:
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52264/The-GTA-Online-I-m-Not-a-Hipster-Update-Is-Now-Available
Patch notes:
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/203403217

>Coming this Fall to PlayStation 4, Xbox One and PC:
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52261/

>Brady Games Guide:
http://mediafire.com/download/f7ymmhia55ybhy9/GTA+Brady+guide.pdf

>Unlocks by Rank:
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)10:05 UTC+1 No.71677504 Report

A fair days pay after a fair days work. And so he, kinda got a little angry. And now I'll admit, I kinda got a little angry.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)10:10 UTC+1 No.71677729 Report

2nd for Flan
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)10:10 UTC+1 No.71677730 Report

>go to open lobby
>see crew of 8-10 taking a photo together
>all them are jerking off to each other
mfw
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)10:12 UTC+1 No.71677843 Report

This might also be worth adding when starting a new thread, archive with old ones:
https://archive.foolz.us/_/search/boards/vg.dev.foolz.neet/text/%2Fgtag%2F/type/op/
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El chupacabra Cadabra 06/24/14(Tue)10:18 UTC+1 No.71678102 Report

/MYPOST/ - "Fuck this edition" Edition
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)10:23 UTC+1 No.71678321 Report

>>71677504
Did you fuck him?
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El chupacabra Cadabra 06/24/14(Tue)10:23 UTC+1 No.71678349 Report

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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)10:24 UTC+1 No.71678389 Report

>>71678349
Ugh, I don't want to wait till heists for the attack chopper.
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Strongbad Caddy 06/24/14(Tue)10:27 UTC+1 No.71678540 Report

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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)10:29 UTC+1 No.71678608 Report

>>71678349
>Marston Revolver
>Attack Helicopter
top kek, obviously way too good to be true
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)10:29 UTC+1 No.71678620 Report

>>71678349
>No cars
>$0.00
>3 new guns including Marston Revolver, Military Carbine and many more.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)10:33 UTC+1 No.71678771 Report

>>71678321
What kind of a fucking genius do you take me for of course I didn't fuck him.

But I DID kidnap his goat!
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El chupacabra Cadabra 06/24/14(Tue)10:40 UTC+1 No.71679110 Report

>>71678620
I see we have a shared taste of epic reaction images!
>pic related!
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)10:42 UTC+1 No.71679207 Report

>>71678771
Well that's the next best thing I suppose.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)10:43 UTC+1 No.71679238 Report

>Those impatient hosts who start the mission when you join even though there is no one else except you and the host.
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Mario 06/24/14(Tue)10:44 UTC+1 No.71679280 Report

>Tfw all the shit posting tripfags are asleep expect that newfag El slowpoke.
>tfw playing with the only decent /gtag/ members

feels good man
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Mario 06/24/14(Tue)10:45 UTC+1 No.71679360 Report

>>71679238
>Tfw join rooftop rumble
>turning my 80s music off
>scrolling to buy vest
>match is already starting
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attk blax 06/24/14(Tue)10:46 UTC+1 No.71679407 Report

>>71679280
>if you're playing on GAYstation, there are no decent players
same for xbox
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)10:47 UTC+1 No.71679478 Report

>>71679407
>yfw the barbers use hair that was cut off other customers to make the beards.
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Mario 06/24/14(Tue)10:48 UTC+1 No.71679489 Report

>>71679407
>imlpying all the good players haven't been avoiding you
>implying you don't just lurk vids watching Machinimas
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)10:50 UTC+1 No.71679583 Report

i got 120,000 in the bank how do i get lots of money?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)10:51 UTC+1 No.71679656 Report

>>71679583
Buy shark cards like Logan, obviously.
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Gavin 06/24/14(Tue)10:53 UTC+1 No.71679748 Report

>>71679489
>watching GTA play achievement Hunter online
>Mang will never have that much you, fun
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)10:56 UTC+1 No.71679885 Report

>>71679360
>still using armor

why do you waste your money?
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Mario 06/24/14(Tue)10:58 UTC+1 No.71680004 Report

>>71678349
huehuehue
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Mario 06/24/14(Tue)11:01 UTC+1 No.71680141 Report

>>71679748
>>71679885
[circle jerking intensifies]
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:04 UTC+1 No.71680272 Report

>>71679885

Ah, so you're one of those faggots who doesn't wear armour and gets killed in the first crossfire? I've always wanted to meet one of you cretins and ask why you do it. Is it because you want to save the $500 like a jew, or is it because your stupid, like a nignog?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:05 UTC+1 No.71680325 Report

>>71680141
>>71680004
>>71679885
>>71679748
>>71679489
>>71679478
>>71679407
>>71679280
>>71679238
>>71679110
>>71678620
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Hue-Man and the Masters of the Niece 06/24/14(Tue)11:07 UTC+1 No.71680380 Report

>>71680141
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)11:07 UTC+1 No.71680405 Report

>>71680141
Estas loco?

>>71680272
>armour
>Britbong confirmed
its because its pointless. If the AI wants you dead, u r dead. Why pay? more placebo 4u spoilerfag?
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Mario 06/24/14(Tue)11:08 UTC+1 No.71680458 Report

>>71680380
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:11 UTC+1 No.71680557 Report

I can't wait for soccer to get over with so Mario Vibe starts posting again instead of watching soccer.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:12 UTC+1 No.71680605 Report

>>71680405
>spoilerfag
Oh, you're retarded.
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)11:15 UTC+1 No.71680715 Report

>>71680605
>giving up this easy

at least you know when to stop. keep spreading the "increased traction" dream DJACKASS
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:16 UTC+1 No.71680774 Report

>>71679885
>not stocking up on bulletproof vests and putting another from your inventory after you lose one
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)11:20 UTC+1 No.71680963 Report

>>71680774
>i dont use snacks cause they are cheaper

IM the idiot?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:33 UTC+1 No.71681561 Report

>>71680380
>that gif
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:34 UTC+1 No.71681601 Report

>>71680715
Why are these people so mad?

>Patch is released
>Changes were made, for some reason not all are mentioned in the notes
>Graphs in LSC imply wings improve traction
>Cars feel grippier, laptimes drop by several seconds.

That's all,

I would have preferred reduced top speed as a trade-off for installing a wing, but at least they're still trying out new things.

>>71680272
Armour can now be hidden. Even if your character is topless.
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GT: Dr Cerv 06/24/14(Tue)11:37 UTC+1 No.71681731 Report

Post Pigalles.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:42 UTC+1 No.71681946 Report

Glendale or Warrener?

Looking for a nice cruising vehicle, one which people will rather ride in the back of rather than take their own car when on missions.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:42 UTC+1 No.71681971 Report

>>71681731
Pigalle is such a sexy car.
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)11:43 UTC+1 No.71682000 Report

>>71681601
because its bullshit you UK tards keep preaching.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:43 UTC+1 No.71682009 Report

>>71681946
I'd hop into either one as long as it's not chrome.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:43 UTC+1 No.71682019 Report

>>71681971
>>71681731

Is it best classic yet?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:44 UTC+1 No.71682061 Report

>>71680405
>its because its pointless.

>doubles your health
>pointless

carry on being a liability to your team you tightfisted cunt.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:46 UTC+1 No.71682146 Report

>>71680963

>Not using both because you're a covetous jew.

srs, if you're worried about $485 then you're doing it wrong.

>If the AI wants you dead, u r dead

confirmed for not using cover, and running into the bullets to get killed like 70% of GTA players.

You're the problem.
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)11:47 UTC+1 No.71682161 Report

>>71682019
it looks neet, but I dont care for the front wheel drive. worse braking than usual aswell. and far as best Classic, the Monroe is by far best.

>>71682061
>not playing solo
are you that bad at this game?
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06/24/14(Tue)11:48 UTC+1 No.71682184 Report

>>71681731
>xbox
HA! Post discarded, buddy. Try playing on a real platform (inb4 PC fags. PC will get delayed until next decade).
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:48 UTC+1 No.71682214 Report

>>71681601

I know. Relevance?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:50 UTC+1 No.71682308 Report

>>71682161
>playing a multiplayer game solo

Are you that socially awkward?
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)11:51 UTC+1 No.71682335 Report

>>71682146
>hasnt been shot in arm/elbow while in cover by laser gun or mini gun 1000 times

you'll get there, trust me.

>playing solo
>im the problem
>to myself
grillslaughing.jpeg
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:55 UTC+1 No.71682503 Report

>>71682061
>doubles your health

-but that's wrong. It'll save you from a few body shots, but it certainly doesn't replace a fully-leveled player's health bar.

You're not even taking into account PvP interactions, where any direct shot to the head is an instant kill; you'd be better off wearing a helmet or a big hat.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:56 UTC+1 No.71682570 Report

>>71681946
Glendale. favourite cruiser atm
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)11:57 UTC+1 No.71682618 Report

>>71682308
to "normalfags" who play online. It depends. If you are autistic I'll jut let you play in your own little world. I dont have to tolerate myself or mute myself or worrying about jackasses doing stupid shit during missions or wrecking into me constantly while "racing". If I can hold a real conservation with you and you dont spaz out when you die or disagree with opinions, then you may be worthy. But I have people who I do play with from time to time.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:59 UTC+1 No.71682695 Report

>>71682618

I you can learn to spell conversation, you might be worthy as well. But since you write like a one-armed gypsy with crabs, I doubt it.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:03 UTC+1 No.71682857 Report

>>71682618

So. Social awkwardness level: crippling.
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)12:03 UTC+1 No.71682861 Report

>>71682695
i've been awake for almost 40 hours straight. that was an honest mistake with spell check.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:04 UTC+1 No.71682926 Report

>>71682861

Sure it was. You're not a moron, you're just sleepy.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:07 UTC+1 No.71683040 Report

>>71682335
>>hasnt been shot in arm/elbow while in cover by laser gun or mini gun 1000 times

Weirdly, no, that doesn't happen to me often, and I regularly end up being the last one alive and carrying the team while they spectate. It's almost like there's some skill in this game and the people who are whining about 150% accuracy just need to git gud.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:08 UTC+1 No.71683082 Report

>>71682926
>name calling on the internet
>1999+15
this is why we can't have nice things

back to /gtag/
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:09 UTC+1 No.71683131 Report

>>71683082

abloo bloo abloo waaa muh feelings.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:19 UTC+1 No.71683476 Report

>spoilers change performance
>no they don't
>armor is a waste of time
>no it's not
>outdated memes
>blogging

This thread.
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)12:24 UTC+1 No.71683651 Report

>>71683040
>git gud

Right on fuck-o. I'll just waste my time in gang attacks sitting in cover waiting to get shot so I can use armor that only makes the AI laugh. Actually, I wont, but you can. That wont bother me a bit.

>>71683082
agreed. Favorite radio stations?

>>71683476
>complains about people contributing
>doesnt contribute
>pic related
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:26 UTC+1 No.71683749 Report

>>71683651
>you
>contributing
Contributing to the shitposting is more like it.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:29 UTC+1 No.71683871 Report

>>71683651

You'll just keep getting killed and waiting for others to carry you while complaining about the AI on the game as if that's what makes you crap.

kek.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:33 UTC+1 No.71684003 Report

>>71683651
>Favorite radio stations?

Can't think of a GTA-related topic that isn't retarded because shitposting has reprogrammed his brain.
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)12:40 UTC+1 No.71684304 Report

>>71683871
>so dense doesnt even pay attention to posts where I CLEARLY STATE I PLAY SOLO.
>others carry me
>AI isnt godlike
>I am best GTA V player #getonmylevel/b/ro
>#quickscope1v1mefaggot

>>71684003
>GTA V related question
>in /gtag/
>wat a shitposter
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:41 UTC+1 No.71684315 Report

This probably gets asked about every other thread, but which Super do you guys prefer for racing? Entity or Zentorno? They seem pretty closely matched imo, but I heard people say the Zentorno is better. I like the look of the Zentorno more than the Entity, but I'm not going to spend all my hard earned shekels on a car thats pretty much the same performance wise
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)12:47 UTC+1 No.71684536 Report

>>71684315
Infernus. Beaten many a Adder and Entity. Always got the typical "who the fuck uses the Infenus?" shit. Depends on the track though. I've lost due to having less top end. Not by much though.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:47 UTC+1 No.71684545 Report

>>71684304

Fuck off Logan.
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)12:48 UTC+1 No.71684613 Report

>>71684545
sure thing Hank
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:50 UTC+1 No.71684665 Report

I like how every time I join a session and steal a jet from the military base suddenly everyone leaves.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:50 UTC+1 No.71684687 Report

>>71684536
Infernus is a classic and looks great. But I want the best car stats-wise because I race pretty often and I'm a min-maxing faggot. I know Adder is the fastest but I don't like the way it handles
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:52 UTC+1 No.71684753 Report

>>71684545
>>71684613
Hank, Logan, can't we all just get along?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:54 UTC+1 No.71684883 Report

>>71684665
Well, nobody knows what you're capable of because you haven't used it yet

Just assume it was a network error

Also, shame on you for griefing
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:55 UTC+1 No.71684901 Report

>>71684687
Adder for speed, Entity for agility, Zentorno for both.
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)12:56 UTC+1 No.71684937 Report

>>71684687
Zentorno beats everything. Several videos can prove that.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:56 UTC+1 No.71684969 Report

>>71684883
I had no intention of griefing, I love flying between buildings real fast with it and doing crazy stunts but ya it must have been a network error.
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)13:00 UTC+1 No.71685110 Report

>>71684753
I just want to know who Logan is.

tell me, why does he wear the wife-beater??
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)13:04 UTC+1 No.71685263 Report

>>71684901
>>71684937
Well shit, looks like I know what I'll be earning my next million GTA shekels for. Thanks guys
>Why did they have to nerf race payouts so much? I remember earning like 15000-20000 for winning races on release
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)13:08 UTC+1 No.71685397 Report

>>71685263
>Why did they have to nerf race payouts so much? I remember earning like 15000-20000 for winning races on release
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)13:23 UTC+1 No.71686031 Report

>>71684969
Well, anon, why would you plan on doing that with a room full of players?

So they could watch?

Everybody knows that your nearest autist will flee as soon as he sees you and teleport to Ft. Zancudo so he can shoot you down
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)13:43 UTC+1 No.71686906 Report

>>71678349
it hurts to know it's not true
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)13:45 UTC+1 No.71687000 Report

>>71680458
Sonuvabitch
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)13:48 UTC+1 No.71687106 Report

>>71679238
>being forced to play 1v1 team deathmatch.
>have to let the host kill you a couple times so you dont blow them out of the water and have them rage quit

I fucking hate this community
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:00 UTC+1 No.71687647 Report

Reminder to push that toolbox around while you still can. Get that easy money.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:02 UTC+1 No.71687705 Report

>>71687647
Sorry I don't want Rockstar to ban me.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:03 UTC+1 No.71687771 Report

>>71687705
>Getting banned for money glitches.
Get a load of this new guy.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:04 UTC+1 No.71687779 Report

>>71687647
wat?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:04 UTC+1 No.71687802 Report

>still can't share this with my nfap brother
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:11 UTC+1 No.71688146 Report

>>71687647
How does pushing a toolbox get you money?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:16 UTC+1 No.71688405 Report

>>71687106
>random race
>just me and some 10 year old
>consider quitting, but think it'll be an easy win
>race start, miss turbo but still close
>he tries shooting at me
>oh so iss like dat niqqa
>pass him through slipstream, stay on the other side of the road
>he gets thrown off the road because he just won't let go of the acceleration button
>miles ahead of him
>he screams into his mic and even calls me telling me to stop and wait
>actually wait until he catches up
>he starts dropping bullets and rockets on me so I shoot a couple of rockets at him and he dies
>omg now you have to wait for me to catch up again
>proceed to stop and wait every so often but not get too close to him as he singlehandedly fucks every turn up and flys straight into another car
I want to go back and do that but this time see how many miles ahead I would've been if I hadn't stopped
It a spectacular kind of terrible
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:21 UTC+1 No.71688751 Report

>>71687779
>>71688146
http://youtube.com/watch?v=riHiSL-1j14
The video shows him pushing a bike, but you can do this with any car
It's actually really fun to do the first step in your friends garage and make all of their cars pile into the middle of the room
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:27 UTC+1 No.71689094 Report

>>71688751
that disgusting garage

10/10 would destroy on sight
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:28 UTC+1 No.71689174 Report

>>71689094
That's nice
Tell me more
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:29 UTC+1 No.71689232 Report

Anyone still can't see their crew logo in game?

Also, is there any active 4chan crews still playing?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:30 UTC+1 No.71689280 Report

>>71688751
>not liking the original video
you contribute to the fame of these faglords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-98q2yTgTs0
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:39 UTC+1 No.71689739 Report

>>71689232
I see my crew logo, I see it even on other players who are not in my crew for some reason.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:45 UTC+1 No.71690054 Report

>>71679238
>Needing a full roster to start a mission

99% of the missions are soloable having another person just makes things that much easier.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:49 UTC+1 No.71690232 Report

>>71690054
I think he was more getting at those missions that have multiple teams. Doing them 1v1 isn't very fun.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:53 UTC+1 No.71690464 Report

>>71690054
But where is the fun in that? I might as well solo it but I want to play missions with at least four people.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)14:58 UTC+1 No.71690760 Report

>>71689280
I don't waste my time looking for the original videos when I can get the same video with the same quality of commentary
I'm sorry I'm not a degenerate like you
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)15:06 UTC+1 No.71691226 Report

>>71690464
Have you tried to wait for a full roster of people in this game?

In the time you spend waiting for people to properly join you could have completed the mission with yourself and with one other person.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)15:09 UTC+1 No.71691407 Report

>>71691226

>3 joining
>4 leave
>2 joined
>1 leave
>4 joining
>2 leave
>3 joined
>2 joining
>3 leave

stupid people, just fucking wait a couple min.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)15:18 UTC+1 No.71691903 Report

>finally find a guy to play tennis
>break his serve one time
>he quits
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)15:22 UTC+1 No.71692102 Report

>>71691903
>Playing missions with random people
>After one mission everyone leaves but on person
>We continue play with each other
>Add each other as friends
>Person votes for a parachute mission
>Go with it
>He wins
>End game taunts me
>I proceed to block and remove him from friends.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)15:25 UTC+1 No.71692232 Report

>>71692102
>Not being able to handle the banter

m8...
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)15:29 UTC+1 No.71692458 Report

>>71692102
>>71692232
This.
You sound like a delicate little flower
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)15:32 UTC+1 No.71692587 Report

>>71692102
He probably just had it already set like that and just didn't bother to change it.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)15:37 UTC+1 No.71692887 Report

>can't do the playlist teleport thing any more

Was is it really that bad? We should at least be able to teleport home if we want.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)15:42 UTC+1 No.71693142 Report

>>71692887
It was handy yes, but I see why they removed it because bounties can make effortless getaways that way. They still can, but its a little less convenient now
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)15:44 UTC+1 No.71693246 Report

Just got back into GTA online.
Havnt played since the first few weeks it launched. Whats new?

How do i join jobs that have created content?

Every time i try joining a job its usually an empty lobby. Same goes for open world sessions, its not uncommon for me to be completely alone.

Also, am i no longer allowed to be an asshole online?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)15:46 UTC+1 No.71693330 Report

>>71693246
Also, what is there to actually do in free roam?

I used to try and get a bounty on purpose, get on the train and shoot people coming for me.
That was the only fun thing i found several months ago.

Are there any fun things to do now?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)15:51 UTC+1 No.71693572 Report

>>71693246
You can still be an asshole online, you just get "punished" for it. There's a "sanity" meter or some shit, I forget the name. Basically the more NPC's / players you kill, the crazier your character gets and it's basically like a cheap bounty thing.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)16:05 UTC+1 No.71694259 Report

Where is the GTAG crew for xbox? I can't find it when searching
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)16:08 UTC+1 No.71694464 Report

>>71693572
Any answers to my other questions?

Why does no one play any fucking jobs and why is there nothing to do in free roam?
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GT: Dr Cerv 06/24/14(Tue)16:09 UTC+1 No.71694478 Report

>>71694259
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_x360
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)16:10 UTC+1 No.71694589 Report

>>71694464
Because Rockstar are lazy and haven't put heists in yet.

Free Roam has always been find your own fun, there's never actually been anything to "do" in it.

Jobs are there, people play them just not often.

>>71694478
Thank you.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)16:11 UTC+1 No.71694616 Report

>>71694478
Is this more active than NFA pt 2?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)16:11 UTC+1 No.71694621 Report

>>71694464
Are you playing free aim? Sadly almost nobody play it, change to aim assist.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)16:12 UTC+1 No.71694701 Report

Does anyone have the post on how to get into Michael's house?
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Itsa me Luigi the attention whore 06/24/14(Tue)16:14 UTC+1 No.71694841 Report

>>71694621
You'll probably get more people if you play on Traditional GTA since it's the default.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)16:23 UTC+1 No.71695415 Report

Is the Rumpo still unable to be garaged? Are /any/ of the four-person capacity work vans able to be garaged?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)16:33 UTC+1 No.71696045 Report

>>71695415
Pretty much all of them bro
I don't know why you'd want the Rumpo though, the Burrito and Speedo are way better
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El chupacabra Cadabra 06/24/14(Tue)16:35 UTC+1 No.71696181 Report

>>71684304
>than*

>>71688751
>spoonfeeding this hard
what is fucking google?

>>71690760
>same quality
>blaring dubstep
>HEYGUYS WHATSGOINON IT XXBLAZER BRINGING U SUM NEWORIGINAL GTA CONTENT. BE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND SUBSCRIBE
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)16:36 UTC+1 No.71696232 Report

>>71695415
It is fully able to be garaged, along with the Speedo.

The Rumpo is a rare spawn though, and the Speedo seems even rarer (unless you already have a Speedo, in which case they will spawn 100% of the time in a couple locations, like Chumash Plaza and Grapeseed Supermarket among others)
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)16:36 UTC+1 No.71696258 Report

>>71696045

I didn't know the Burrito could be garaged now, and I thought the Speedo couldn't be modified at all. Thanks for the info. Now I just have to find one of the goddamn things.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)16:37 UTC+1 No.71696343 Report

>>71696258
>I thought the Speedo couldn't be modified at al
It can only be tracked+insured and rigged with explosives, no respray.
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El chupacabra Cadabra 06/24/14(Tue)16:39 UTC+1 No.71696479 Report

>>71694841
Correction: Assisted aim is default.

>>71696232
Any tips for getting a Speedo?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)16:44 UTC+1 No.71696767 Report

>>71696479
Other anon here and I've never seen a speedo online, and I've played since launch, lots of rumpos though.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)16:51 UTC+1 No.71697209 Report

>>71696479
If you know someone that has one, have them drive it to
- The beach-side complex with a tennis court just outside the city on Great Ocean Highway (tucked away in the parking lot)
- Chumash Plaza (the small drive leading behind the stores)
- Grapeseed Main Street (in the parking lot by the Supermarket building, near the clothes shop)

there's probably other places but those are the ones I've seen myself. The colour of the speedo you drive to those places seems to determine the colour of the speedo that will spawn: the black speedo causes the blue-grey speedo to spawn, and vice-versa.

I'm not able to get on right now or I'd do it with you (if you're on Xbox).

Alternatively, you can try this other method of getting one (I don't know if it still works, I haven't done it since a few updates ago):

- Join the mission Grab Your Ballas with at least one other person. If they are a friend and cooperative its even better, but not necessary.
- A grey speedo will always spawn near the truck you need to grab to complete the mission. Kill the enemies and take the speedo while the other player(s) take the truck to the destination.
- When they complete the mission, choose to go back to Free mode on the voting screen
- You will respawn in a free roam session inside the speedo.
- This speedo cannot be tracked/insured because it is a 'mission' vehicle, but drive it to one of the locations mentioned above to get a black speedo to spawn which CAN be tracked/insured (and if you want the blue-grey, just drive the black to those locations again)
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Show me the niece 06/24/14(Tue)16:56 UTC+1 No.71697518 Report

>>71696479
No, Traditional GTA is the default setting.
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GT: Dr Cerv 06/24/14(Tue)17:13 UTC+1 No.71698537 Report

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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:13 UTC+1 No.71698539 Report

Just curious, what keeps you guys playing?

I stopped playing this not long after the Beach Bum pack because it just felt like Rockstar were intent on making the game increasingly dull. It just seemed like they were always nerfing things, making things ridiculously expensive and trying to get people to buy in game money. It started to feel like a tedious grind.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:18 UTC+1 No.71698925 Report

Is grinding all the races to get engine upgrades and shit worth it?
Especially for someone who despises races, like me?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:21 UTC+1 No.71699119 Report

>>71698539
I guess I'm trying to justify all the hype I put in to this game, but I'm mostly just bored all the time. Learned never to get hyped for anything ever again.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:22 UTC+1 No.71699186 Report

So is Mario really gone for good?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:22 UTC+1 No.71699239 Report

>>71698537
>tfw you will never live there

>>71698925
Being able to fully upgrade your car is amazing and can get you out of trouble or at least let you keep up with people. Just get a friend or someone here to trade wins or just let you grind off of them.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:23 UTC+1 No.71699281 Report

>>71698539
The same reason I played GTA IV free roam constantly right up until Online became playable: it's gives you a big open world and lots of equipment, and lets you do whatever. Sometimes that means doing missions or other "real" activities, sometimes it can mean just killing each other in Free Roam, sometimes it can mean doing something completely made-up just using the assets in the game.
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GT: Dr Cerv 06/24/14(Tue)17:24 UTC+1 No.71699310 Report

>>71699239
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:24 UTC+1 No.71699348 Report

>>71699186
one can only pray.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:24 UTC+1 No.71699378 Report

>>71698925
The pain of grinding races was worth the satisfaction of hunting down shitlords that throw stickies from their chrome Adders.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:25 UTC+1 No.71699441 Report

How do I enable snapmatic privileges for GTA online?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:28 UTC+1 No.71699610 Report

Why the fuck is racing so awful in this game?
>crash monkeys fuck up the entire race within the first 10 seconds by refusing to use their brakes on a corner
>host turns on traffic and turns on custom vehicles in a god damn motorcycle race
>nobody can win a race without being a massive faggot and ramming their main competitor at the last second
>SUPER CAR MEGA RAMP JUMP XTREEEME 5
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:30 UTC+1 No.71699747 Report

>>71699441
Do you have a Rockstar Social Club account?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:31 UTC+1 No.71699850 Report

>>71698925
Fully upgrading cars is okay. its a pain to do all the races but it makes racing easier. it really doesn't help too much in the free roam lobby because of the limiter all cars have.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:31 UTC+1 No.71699858 Report

>>71699610
>Not purely doing races when you are the host
Step it up anon
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:33 UTC+1 No.71699970 Report

>>71699747
Yes.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:33 UTC+1 No.71699975 Report

>>71699610
Cant handle custom cars and traffic? Get better at driving you buster.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:34 UTC+1 No.71700045 Report

>>71699970
No clue then, maybe you got banned from snapmatic for some reason.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:34 UTC+1 No.71700048 Report

>>71699975
>implying winning a race with a fully upgraded Zentorno makes you a better driver
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:34 UTC+1 No.71700082 Report

>>71700048
>WHY CAN'T I WIN WITH MY RP CARS
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:35 UTC+1 No.71700128 Report

>>71700045
>tfw banned from a feature I have never used
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:38 UTC+1 No.71700329 Report

>>71699975
It's like you want your race to be ruined by some moron who can't drive causing a pileup with AI vehicles.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:43 UTC+1 No.71700675 Report

>GTAO In Blaine County

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE8tV1_7SVM#t=284
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:46 UTC+1 No.71700909 Report

>>71699186
what happened?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:47 UTC+1 No.71701012 Report

>>71687647
how do i keep reselling my car for its original value?it only sells for 160k now
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:47 UTC+1 No.71701021 Report

>>71684315
Like with most classes, there are two vehicles that can be considered best in class. It usually comes down to handling vs top speed: Entity vs Adder, Baller II vs Rocoto, Tailgater vs Super Diamond, Akuma vs Bati and etcetera. Many of the update vehicles, the Zentorno included, are a mix of the previous two contenders. So the Zentorno does not have as much top speed as the adder, but better traction; it does not have as much traction as the Entity, but better top speed. It ends up being a very robust racer, fit for any given track.

Personally, I prefer the Entity. I like cutting the corners sharp and getting on sidewalks in between light posts and telephone poles and whatnot.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)17:59 UTC+1 No.71701907 Report

>>71698539

Because it passes a couple of hours quite pleasantly every now and again. I can quite easily kill time by collecting bounties, doing a few races, couple of missions, flying around in a buzzard being an asshole/assistance to strangers. There's plenty to do, as long as you don't expect to be entertained 16 hours a day seven days a week.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:01 UTC+1 No.71702041 Report

>>71698925

No, because the highest race mods don't affect cars in freeroam. If you can get tier 1 EMS + tranny and a turbo on, then that's as fast as it'll go in freeroam. "high-end" Performance differences are only important in races.

All the important things for freeroam like bulletproof tyres and armour are level-based.

inb4 autistic butthurt.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:02 UTC+1 No.71702125 Report

>do random mission in the desert
>couple literally fucks in the backseat

Never saw that before.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:03 UTC+1 No.71702214 Report

How come if I try to sell the same car twice, it's worth barely anything?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:04 UTC+1 No.71702259 Report

>>71702125

I took them to the altruist camp personally. I cannot abide lewdness in the rear of my ve-hickle.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:06 UTC+1 No.71702437 Report

>>71702214

Because you're a cheating faggot.

Send an email to R* complaining that their glitch isn't working properly and you're currently unable to cheat.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:09 UTC+1 No.71702671 Report

>>71702437
The game is already nothing but broken promises and cheaters. Why would it matter?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:13 UTC+1 No.71703060 Report

>>71689739
yeah me too. randoms will have my emblem on the back of their hoodies and shit.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:14 UTC+1 No.71703071 Report

>>71702671
u sound like sum dumb bitch who got broked up with nerd

stfu
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:14 UTC+1 No.71703108 Report

>>71702671

abloo bloo bloo i'm upset about a video game waaaaa
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:17 UTC+1 No.71703307 Report

I'm sick of being the only high-level guy in the lobby without a boat in "hardware available" (because I didn't get a speeder when they were gratis). I guess the jetmax is the only one worth having if you're paying for it?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:17 UTC+1 No.71703367 Report

>>71703071
TOLD
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:21 UTC+1 No.71703610 Report

>>71703307
For what purpose? If it bothers you that much just but the jetski.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:21 UTC+1 No.71703652 Report

>new money glitch
>quickly make a million off it
>i can actually afford cards now
>i can actually afford ammo now
>driving around, having fun, not constantly stressed about having to grind or watch my spending
as soon as this gets patched, the game will become boring as shit again though
At the very least give set/limited ammo during deathmatches without having to use custom playlists that nobody in my area/timezone uses.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:22 UTC+1 No.71703697 Report

>>71703307
Depends on what you want to do with the boat.

I still don't have a helicopter
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:23 UTC+1 No.71703776 Report

>>71703610
>>71703697
>For what purpose?

No purpose, boats are useless. I still want a good one though.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:23 UTC+1 No.71703792 Report

>>71701012
you prob sold your original car the first time.

the dupes will only sell for their part value.
150-200k per sale is expected if your original has/had plenty of upgrades.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:25 UTC+1 No.71703902 Report

>>71703697
>>71703776

And you should definitely get a helicopter, only mongs don't have a chopper.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:28 UTC+1 No.71704129 Report

>>71703792
oh i see do spoilers and skirts and what not increase value?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:28 UTC+1 No.71704136 Report

>>71703902

Agreed but helicopters can make missions fairly boring.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:28 UTC+1 No.71704137 Report

>>71703697
>not having your own personal attack chopper
>not using it to chase bounties in whenever you want
>not forcing bad sport on people that manage to shoot you down
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:29 UTC+1 No.71704238 Report

>>71703902
I've got planes for travel, I don't use attack choppers much, and every kind of helicopter spawns pretty regularly if I ever do need one.

If I get one it'll probably be the Maverick, in memory of all the good times I had with it in GTA IV free roam.

>>71704137
Do you even get bad sport for destroying Pegasus vehicles?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:30 UTC+1 No.71704354 Report

>>71704238
Last time I checked, yes.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:31 UTC+1 No.71704397 Report

Nobody in the crew playing on Xbox? Wanted to do some Free Roam or jobs.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:31 UTC+1 No.71704440 Report

>>71704397
My xbox bricked, sorry mang.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:32 UTC+1 No.71704473 Report

It seems like half the time I do RR the document never spawns and the mission fails saying it was destroyed. Is this there way of keeping people from grinding? I don't even like RR but it's what I get the majority of the time that I join missions.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:32 UTC+1 No.71704478 Report

>>71703652
git gud
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:34 UTC+1 No.71704627 Report

>>71704473

I've seen a few theories about how this happens: using too many explosives, especially on the two cars that appear after you've cleared the parking lot, seems to me to be the most likely cause.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:35 UTC+1 No.71704759 Report

>>71704627

I've already made back all the money I spent on the hipster update, and more, without using any bullshit cheats.

You're probably just really shit at the game, so it's good that there's always an easy cheat for people like you I guess.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:36 UTC+1 No.71704805 Report

First for first person
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:39 UTC+1 No.71705070 Report

>>71704759
you probably quoted the wrong person but you can fuck right off there m8, i'm getting money and there's nothing your autistic, elitist ass can do about it, go circlejerk some more

who even fucking looks at skill in a goddamn gta game, you're really fucking full of yourself
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:42 UTC+1 No.71705229 Report

>>71704759
>LOOK HOW GOOD I AM AT THE GAME XDDD
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:43 UTC+1 No.71705304 Report

>>71704627
I've done RR solo with nothing but the carbine rifle and it still happened.
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GT: ISG Checkmate 06/24/14(Tue)18:43 UTC+1 No.71705324 Report

Anybody on 360 want to help me boost races? I've got the shortest race possible in a playlist of 16, so it'll take at most 10-15 minutes so feel free to go AFK and do other stuff. Gamertag in name field.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:46 UTC+1 No.71705508 Report

>>71705070

ouch, that must have touched a nerve, eh? It's OK, anon, there have to be shit players, and there's a nice easy glitch for you now, so just enjoy your funbux and stop weeping about how bad you are until they fix it and you're back hear crying about how you need $10k of ammo to collect a bounty.

kek.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:47 UTC+1 No.71705615 Report

>>71705304

Yeah, I don't think it's as simple as "if x happens, the dox won't spawn", explosives seem to contribute though, and I think it happens more often when youre solo as well.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:47 UTC+1 No.71705616 Report

>make a cops n crooks game type like a month ago
>play it with crew
>not terrible/10
>watch AH today
>horse fucker found a CnC game type fairly similar to mine on a subleddit
>it's terrible
>need to tell everyone to play fair, yet it's over in 30 seconds terrible
>stop watching video and blog about it on /gtag/
>mfw this faggot is going to have tons of people download, play and, love his shit despite it being terrible
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:48 UTC+1 No.71705627 Report

>Join a random race because Im in the mood for bumper cars instead of actual racing
>Get normal Commute
>Get in race, bet on myself since glorious ezmode highway supercars
>Countdown
>3
>2
>1
>Dude in a chrome adder nails the boost and rockets off down the r-
>He fucking explodes
>Cant focus on racing because Im laughing too hard

wat
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:49 UTC+1 No.71705728 Report

>Garage door doesn't open fast enough and you smash your bumper leaving your garage

Also there's too many super cars, they aren't special anymore since Rockstar bakes up a new batch every weekend.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:49 UTC+1 No.71705739 Report

>>71705616

Looks like you should have joined reddit :^)
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:49 UTC+1 No.71705752 Report

>>71705627
he was going too fast too furiously.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:50 UTC+1 No.71705785 Report

>>71705616

>I could be bigtime, all I need is a break, I'm better than those succesful people, honest

lel
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:50 UTC+1 No.71705814 Report

>>71704805
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:51 UTC+1 No.71705848 Report

>>71705508
It's like you're still trying to be a hot shot while everyone is running around the park, overreacting about how hard you just got told.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:51 UTC+1 No.71705872 Report

>>71705616
Post your gamemode here so we can play it.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:51 UTC+1 No.71705895 Report

Man the people playing this game are really horrible at driving
>any track that's something other than a straight line
>stay behind at the start of the race
>first corner
>everyone crashes head on against the wall
Fucking how
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:52 UTC+1 No.71705972 Report

>>71705728

>last update: zero supers
>previous update: one super

So basically they've introduced the zentorno and the turismo as part of updates, and that constitutes "a new batch every weekend" and you've just demonstrated that you're a retard.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:52 UTC+1 No.71705973 Report

>>71705627

Wish I could have seen that.
The only weird stuff I see is when I steal jets from the base, the NPC jet takes off and flies past me at 5x the usual speed.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:53 UTC+1 No.71706061 Report

>>71705627
Actual racing would be not bumping into cars but them not being untouchable.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:54 UTC+1 No.71706117 Report

>>71705728
>not holding down the e-brake when you push down the peddle in the garage
I'd hate to be your mechanic
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:55 UTC+1 No.71706173 Report

>>71705848

I bet that sounded a lot more clever in your own head.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:55 UTC+1 No.71706203 Report

>>71705785
I'm not saying I'd be e-famous or anything but it does rustle my jimmies when famous people play shitty shit and they get a bump.

at least I'm not retarded enough to put the spawns almost on top of each other

>>71705872
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/KAs39LnBd0S5ttRZVkvxRg?platformId=1

pls no bully

I think it still needs some tweaking. At least with the phrasing of stuff. If you can think of anything else let me know and I can change it.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:55 UTC+1 No.71706221 Report

>>71705972
Exaggerated remarks aside, there's nothing special or unique about super cars and you're a faggot if you drive one outside of races.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:56 UTC+1 No.71706263 Report

So I'm 2 levels short of level 200. Its taken me pretty much all of the nine(or eight) months since the online launched to get here. I don't play all the time but Still regularly enough. I don't understand how anyone could be level 400, 500, or 700 how on earth do you play that much?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:57 UTC+1 No.71706395 Report

>>71705728
Out of the 19 DLC cars released so far, there have only been two supercars added to the game sine it's release.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:58 UTC+1 No.71706413 Report

>>71705895
Reminds me
>Months ago
>Arms Race
>Everybody in front of me just fucks up and crashes into each other while I just ZIP past them.
That was just surreal
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:58 UTC+1 No.71706414 Report

>>71706263
I just assume everyone that's over the rank of 50 either cheated, took advantage of exploits of just belongs in a really, really good crew but probably not.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:58 UTC+1 No.71706481 Report

>>71706221

I didn't say there was anything special about them, but the vast majority of vehicles released in DLC haven't been supercars, despite the common belief on /gtag/.

There have been as many sedans in DLC as supercars.

And yes, you are a faggot if you drive one in freeroam, with the possible exception of the bullet (cheaper to replace than some sportscars) or the infernus (because this is GTA, and it's an infernus and they look cool).

Personally, I drive an armoured huntley most of the time - seems just as fast as a zentorno in missions.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:58 UTC+1 No.71706484 Report

>>71706263
Probably hardcore grinding. I played for like a week straight doing missions and whatnot the first week and stopped playing after the beach bum update came out. I picked it back up and been playing irregularly for the past month and I'm ~175. It's just spending time doing shit in the game + missions.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)18:59 UTC+1 No.71706525 Report

>>71706173
I wasn't trying to be clever, I was telling you how you're behaving. Idiot.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:00 UTC+1 No.71706634 Report

>>71706414
>game has been out for 9-10 months
>assuming everyone over level 50 has cheated/exploited or are amazing

holy
fuck

How bad are you?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:01 UTC+1 No.71706715 Report

>>71706263

400 isn't impossible. You would just have to play this game a lot and have no fun whatsoever.

I'm level 241 and I used to play missions all the time. I remember hitting 200 and thinking "I surely won't get to level 250 before heists"
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:03 UTC+1 No.71706863 Report

So who else sees the Carbon RS, Hotknife and Khamelion being available online for next-gen?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:03 UTC+1 No.71706879 Report

>>71706634
>Not blaming Rockstar for nerfing everything

My grindfu is weak though. All I ever get invited too are shit missions that pay out chump change & exp, when I'm invited to races or death matches it's just 1v1 and I don't bother with that garbage.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:04 UTC+1 No.71706903 Report

>>71706414
Well for me personally. The only reason I'm still playing and feel like I made it to level 200 is because of my friends/crew. There are about 6-7 of us that regularly play, make deathmatches, races and other stupid shit and pretty much play any missions, paracutes, races, or deathmatches that come up on the voting screen together. Seriously playing with friends+crew gives you mad amounts of RP.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:04 UTC+1 No.71706938 Report

>>71706903
>>71706263
Avatarfagging is against the rules kid, especially with a shit anime.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:05 UTC+1 No.71707014 Report

>>71706879
I never used any RP exploits, had the game since December and reached level 100. What makes you think playing since October and reaching level 50 is hard?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:05 UTC+1 No.71707040 Report

>>71706938
Not only that, but worst girl from that anime.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:06 UTC+1 No.71707081 Report

>>71706413
Reminds me of when that track came out that goes all along the highway.
>Brother and I farming races for upgrades
>Only four of us in lobby
>Start anyway because sick of waiting.
>One guy spins out right at the start
>Other guy punts me off the road
>Brother and other guy fly off into the distance
>Eventually catch up to them
>Spin other guy and do a 180
>Ram him until the race ends
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:06 UTC+1 No.71707086 Report

>>71704397
Doing this again. Would actually like to play with people.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:06 UTC+1 No.71707105 Report

Quick join filter when? I'm tired of RR all the damn time.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:07 UTC+1 No.71707164 Report

>>71707014
Tell me your secrets then if it wasn't just mad grinding every day.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:07 UTC+1 No.71707186 Report

>>71706525

Didn't make any sense though, moron. Your elaborate analogy was a failure on all levels.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:07 UTC+1 No.71707215 Report

>>71706863
Pre-order only again goy!

for the PC version it'll be on disk DLC that can be enabled by changing a single 0 to a 1

>>71706879
You had pre-nerf, several months, several event weekends and, all this constant invites to RR/Coveted x # to compensate for your handicap. Hell, just go do Cleaning the Cathouse a few times and get a good bit of RP.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:09 UTC+1 No.71707360 Report

>>71698537
>>71699239
So after every mission now I spawn near the lighthouse at that quaint little plantation home.

And I can't help but feel like the game is mocking me and saying "yeah, sure we're going to spawn you at this fucking place instead of either of your properties but don't forget, you're never going to be able to live here....ever. Also, enjoy this gang war we just dropped you into, faggot"

Oh, GTA:O. You slutty tease.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:10 UTC+1 No.71707443 Report

>>71706715
>I remember hitting 200 and thinking "I surely won't get to level 250 before heists"

I started a new PSN and character on March 13 because I was bored waiting for heists, and bored being kicked out of everything for being over lvl 180. I figured I'd just mess about with the new character waiting for heists to come out. That character's now nearly lvl 139 and I don't even
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:10 UTC+1 No.71707497 Report

>>71707360
>tfw you have a property right down the road from there
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:13 UTC+1 No.71707731 Report

>>71707360
Apparently you have a really high chance to spawn there if you fail missions now.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:13 UTC+1 No.71707763 Report

>>71707164
I hardly ever play the game and spend most of my time working.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:17 UTC+1 No.71708028 Report

>>71705814
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3V3pnAYcjI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JoM6pJylrs

Are you ready?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:18 UTC+1 No.71708140 Report

>>71707731
I get it either way. Even after deatmatches/races.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:19 UTC+1 No.71708250 Report

>>71708140
What's your spawn location set at? It probably doesn't matter but just wondering.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:23 UTC+1 No.71708543 Report

>>71708250

It's set on "lighthouse", obviously.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:24 UTC+1 No.71708591 Report

>>71708250
My main property, Eclipse Towers.

But ever since they "fixed" missions to prevent constant replaying I only spawn there if joining an online session for the first time.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:24 UTC+1 No.71708603 Report

>>71708028
For that guy to get permanently banned for having fun?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:26 UTC+1 No.71708754 Report

>>71708028
I don't care if it looks like shit, I want Rockstar to add first person view to vehicles. I remember thinking it was going to be in the game before GTAV came out.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:27 UTC+1 No.71708896 Report

>>71705616
Why the fuck did he make it so damn complicated? Why did he make it owned weapons and pick ups? Why did he put all the important stuff on top of buildings?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:30 UTC+1 No.71709168 Report

>>71708754

>I remember thinking it was going to be in the game before GTAV came out.

We all let our imaginations get the better of ourselves. Never again.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:32 UTC+1 No.71709284 Report

>>71708754

Was their first person in any other GTA games?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:32 UTC+1 No.71709298 Report

>>71709168
I remember my friend telling me bullshit about San Andreas going to have dogs and children in it while we were on the school bus.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:32 UTC+1 No.71709319 Report

>>71684536
so do I have to buy another Infernus to get no spoiler?

I can't take the fucking thing off mine anyway.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:37 UTC+1 No.71709629 Report

>>71708896
Because leddits think too highly of the GTA community. If you're going to make anything in creator make sure that retarded children will be able to do it.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:38 UTC+1 No.71709731 Report

>>71709298

Funny to think that childish shit still goes on to this day. All it took was a screenshot of the elementary school building for people to conclude that there were children in GTA 5
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:40 UTC+1 No.71709908 Report

>>71709319
does the infernus come with a spoiler now?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:45 UTC+1 No.71710302 Report

>>71709908
It's a body option, one of the ones that can't be changed but has to be ordered a couple times and hope for the best. It can get a body color spoiler or none, and I think you can add a carbon one at LSC.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:46 UTC+1 No.71710371 Report

>>71709319

If you don't have one without a spoiler now, you'll likely never have one.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:54 UTC+1 No.71710981 Report

>>71709298
>Be me in 2004
>Be in fourth grade
>Sperglord talking about getting San Andreas early because his dad works for Rockstar
>Said there are kids and bigfoot and shit
>Distinctly remember him doing the same shit with Jak 2 saying there was white eco just lying around and you turn Daxter back to normal, Kiera was playable, and that there was an eco gun
>Call him out on his bullshit
>Everyone sides with him
>San Andreas comes out
>He says he had a special beta tester edition and that the kids and bigfoot were taken out because its illegal to put kids in "an M rated game"

He's a dipshit redneck now if that tells you anything.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:56 UTC+1 No.71711095 Report

>>71710981
But Bigfoot was in San Andreas.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:56 UTC+1 No.71711137 Report

>You will never garage a blista compact
>You will never garage a dukes
>you will never garage a clean voodoo with hydraulics
>you will never enjoy the blurry faces of GTAIV again
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:58 UTC+1 No.71711298 Report

>>71711137
I don't care about any of those cars.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:58 UTC+1 No.71711338 Report

>>71711095
Dont talk shit
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:59 UTC+1 No.71711390 Report

>>71710981
>Be me in 2004
>Be in fourth grade

Suddenly I feel old.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)19:59 UTC+1 No.71711446 Report

>>71711137
I'm still holding on for the Blista Compact to make a return in an update. I mean it's pretty iconic.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:02 UTC+1 No.71711623 Report

>>71711390
Age is a state of mind, anon.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:03 UTC+1 No.71711727 Report

>>71711298
Here, have one for you
>will never own a Hermes or Stallion with optional gang flames
>You will never own a Patriot with American flag decals
>you will never own a Hoods Rumpo XL covered in grafitti
>you will never own a deluxo
>You will never own an 80's Vice Squad Cheetah
>You will never own any of the variety of Bikes from TLAD
>You are stuck with the tiny grouping of GTA V cars that is best comparable to GTAIII in how few cars there actually is in comparison to other games in the same universe
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:03 UTC+1 No.71711728 Report

>>71711623
No it isn't. It's how many years you've been alive.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:04 UTC+1 No.71711798 Report

How does one go about joining NFAP?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:04 UTC+1 No.71711847 Report

>>71711137
>You will never garage a dukes
>you will never garage a clean voodoo

;_;
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:05 UTC+1 No.71711930 Report

>>71711727
>ctrl f "San Andreas Slamvan"

You had one fucking job.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:07 UTC+1 No.71712048 Report

>>71711930
>not EoLC Slamvan
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:07 UTC+1 No.71712102 Report

>>71712048
Nobody except faggots care about that.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:08 UTC+1 No.71712156 Report

is it advised to sell the original or the dupe? I only got 20k adn 27k for a turismo and carbrizone
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:08 UTC+1 No.71712187 Report

>>71712102
[citation needed]
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:09 UTC+1 No.71712227 Report

>>71711727
>best comparable to GTAIII in how few cars there actually is
GTA III had around 40 vehicles, GTA V has around 200 I think which is the same amount that SA had
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:09 UTC+1 No.71712292 Report

>>71711930
Hey, you need to spread these out.

>You will never garage a Kuruma
>You will never ride a Manchez
>You will never garage a tractor or Lawnmower
>You will never own a Slamvan
>you will never customize a Picador
>You will never own a Hellenbach GT

>>71712227
GTAIV had more cars, and traffic looked more diverse.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:10 UTC+1 No.71712358 Report

>>71712227
You do understand you cut off half the sentence, right?

>in comparison to other games in the same universe
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:11 UTC+1 No.71712398 Report

>>71712292
..no, it just had the same vehicles but with different colours / mods on it.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:12 UTC+1 No.71712536 Report

>>71712156
Sell the original if its a car you plan on keeping long term.

I've been using a duplicate to dupe and sell. I get about 190k every sale.

I was down to under 20k yesterday and now have over 5M in my account.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:13 UTC+1 No.71712542 Report

>>71712398
http://gta.wikia.com/Vehicles_in_GTA_San_Andreas
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:13 UTC+1 No.71712625 Report

>>71712542
Yes, GTA SA had more diverse vehicles. We're not talking about that. We're talking about GTAIV.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:14 UTC+1 No.71712667 Report

>Update revolving around Hipsters
>no Fixter
why
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:15 UTC+1 No.71712796 Report

>>71712536
What car you using? I've been getting 50k for the Akuma. I did the Pigalle once, but the toolbox gets stuck under it way too easily
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:17 UTC+1 No.71712956 Report

Got bored and did a bit of testing to see how many hits to the weak spot it takes to destroy a tank with various weapons.

It takes:

1 airstrike
4 rpgs
4 grenade lancher hits
3 sticky bombs
4 frag grenades
Approx 650 minigun bullets
224 assault shotgun shells (7 extended mags)
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:19 UTC+1 No.71713136 Report

>>71712292
>>71712358
GTA IV had 130 vehicles
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:19 UTC+1 No.71713149 Report

>>71712796
the ugliest zentorno ever.
all performance mods, that hideous spoiler, gold paint, etc.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:20 UTC+1 No.71713180 Report

>>71712536

thanks
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:20 UTC+1 No.71713213 Report

>>71706263
RR glitch back in the old days
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:20 UTC+1 No.71713230 Report

>>71713136
And yet it had more diversity Grand theft Dubsta
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:22 UTC+1 No.71713364 Report

>>71713149
Does putting more mods on a car make it sell more? Like, if I put a spoiler/roof rack on the Pigalle, and then gold paint
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:22 UTC+1 No.71713413 Report

>>71712956
huh, handy to know
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:24 UTC+1 No.71713623 Report

>>71713364
Mods yes, paints I'm not sure about
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:25 UTC+1 No.71713660 Report

>>71713364
Yes.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:25 UTC+1 No.71713667 Report

>>71713364
Gold paint + colored tire smoke bumped up the selling price for me. Some people say it has no affect. Maybe its because I am selling a duplicate of a duplicated car.
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GT: Dr Cerv 06/24/14(Tue)20:25 UTC+1 No.71713710 Report

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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:26 UTC+1 No.71713754 Report

>>71679238
Well to be fair.... You get retards who quit with less than 10 seconds on the timer.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:27 UTC+1 No.71713816 Report

>>71713623
Here I go!

>>71713667
Does anyone know if buying more expensive cars adds money to the sell?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:28 UTC+1 No.71713962 Report

>>71712536
Wait, that exploit still works? What has Rockstar been doing all this time?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:29 UTC+1 No.71714041 Report

>>71713754

If I join a quick mission and it's Rooftop Rumble; I quit immediately.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:30 UTC+1 No.71714118 Report

>>71712956
>1 airstrike
interesting
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:31 UTC+1 No.71714231 Report

>>71713816
without tire smoke I got 146k. 50k more! Gonna throw the most expensive tire smoke, and if it adds more I'll try with a horn
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:32 UTC+1 No.71714280 Report

>>71688405
>Actually following a squeaker's demands

I Get that it's funny but come on.... destroy his stupid ass.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:32 UTC+1 No.71714286 Report

>>71713962
I dont think its as popular as some of the other glitches yet. Wasn't it exposed only a couple days ago?

I'm sure it will be fixed next update. There will prob. be a small one the beginning of July.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:32 UTC+1 No.71714314 Report

>>71713962
There's a new one.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:33 UTC+1 No.71714360 Report

>>71714314
Hows this new one work?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:33 UTC+1 No.71714363 Report

I have some sort of obsession with wanting that 50 DMs tattoo, but I never find a DM.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:33 UTC+1 No.71714375 Report

Who wants to grind with me on 360? I'm trying to hit level 75 from level 60. I can't actually host it though, rooftop rumble or coveted would be preferable.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:33 UTC+1 No.71714382 Report

>>71714231
Isn't she purdy?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:34 UTC+1 No.71714428 Report

>>71714360
http://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/best-100-solo-money-glitch-on-1-14-not-a-repost.1155587/
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:35 UTC+1 No.71714530 Report

>>71714375
>rooftop rumble or coveted would be preferable.

lol try the actual good grinding missions.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:36 UTC+1 No.71714545 Report

>>71714118
Before airstrikes didn't do shit, but note this was on a stationary target. I'm not sure how it would go with a moving one.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:36 UTC+1 No.71714567 Report

>>71714428
cool thanks
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:38 UTC+1 No.71714753 Report

>>71714428
>doing it the hard way

hue
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:39 UTC+1 No.71714786 Report

>>71714530
Such as?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:39 UTC+1 No.71714827 Report

>>71714753
What's the easy way?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:39 UTC+1 No.71714830 Report

>>71714753
What's the easy way?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:41 UTC+1 No.71714986 Report

>>71711390
iknorite, that's my HS grad year
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:44 UTC+1 No.71715170 Report

Anyone ever called 1-999-weapons? (the number on ammunation) It just says unknown and plays some weird song for awhile.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:46 UTC+1 No.71715401 Report

>>71714382
>buying the most expensive parts just because they're expensive
Why do you hate humanity?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:46 UTC+1 No.71715410 Report

>>71715170
There's a few numbers that do that (the number on some FOR RENT apartment signs does the same thing, others play a sound like someone answering and immediately hanging up)

Just easter eggs
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:47 UTC+1 No.71715429 Report

>>71714428
aww man
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:47 UTC+1 No.71715461 Report

>>71715401
It's going to look normal in a while
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:48 UTC+1 No.71715515 Report

>>71714382
Who took a shit on your hood?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:48 UTC+1 No.71715583 Report

>>71715401
Try reading through the posts?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:48 UTC+1 No.71715585 Report

>>71715515
French bastards sent me a busted hood. I'm saving up to get a new one
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:49 UTC+1 No.71715596 Report

>>71715429
>Oy vey we hate ads too, but these ads provide you valuable information for free!

Let me guess, it's a McGriddle ad?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:49 UTC+1 No.71715653 Report

>>71715401
Dude...
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:49 UTC+1 No.71715660 Report

>>71715429
So...?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:50 UTC+1 No.71715726 Report

>>71715596
I love the sites that block access to people with adblock. I just pop on Anti adblock killer and enjoy the butthurt
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:51 UTC+1 No.71715825 Report

>>71714382

now look at this eyesore.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:51 UTC+1 No.71715827 Report

>>71715726
I just never use their site again.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:51 UTC+1 No.71715849 Report

>>71715726
The site didn't block access, though.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:52 UTC+1 No.71715892 Report

>>71715726
I have adblock and have no problem going through the site. Yes, that message is there, but it affects nothing.

4chan has the same message.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:52 UTC+1 No.71715903 Report

>>71715849
I know, but sites like Eventhubs does.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:53 UTC+1 No.71716020 Report

>>71715825
are golden zentonros the new chrome adders?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:57 UTC+1 No.71716308 Report

>>71716020
You'd understand what's going on if you read the thread and didn't just look for pictures.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:57 UTC+1 No.71716323 Report

>>71715429
What? They hate our ads we buy from them about Israel!? Shut it down!
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:59 UTC+1 No.71716492 Report

Am I retarded? Or is it just because I'm trying with a Z-Type? This toolbox shit is a pain.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:01 UTC+1 No.71716620 Report

>>71716308
>ctrl f + gold
>5 results

im just fucking asking about /gtag/'s opinion of golden zentornos
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:02 UTC+1 No.71716780 Report

>>71716620
>ctrl f + gold
>5 results

>each fucking result being part of the glitch discussion I'm informing you to read
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:03 UTC+1 No.71716848 Report

>go after psycho players
>they're allowed to kick you

Neato
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:05 UTC+1 No.71717003 Report

>>71716848
Why wouldn't they be allowed to? The mental state is not supposed to be looked at the same as bad sport.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:05 UTC+1 No.71717010 Report

>>71716780
yes,i know of the glitch,but im asking about the people who have golden zentornos

are they as much assholes as chrome adders?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:07 UTC+1 No.71717160 Report

>>71717010
I've never seen anyone in a gold car
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:09 UTC+1 No.71717426 Report

R* needs to put more sandbox events in the game, like crate drops, and simeon's vehicles. For instance, R* could put in drug deals like TBOGT. The player/crew/friends could go break up NPC drug deals happening in the world and take the drugs to gerald. Other players could also go take the drugs off other players. If there was something like this all the time, at least the conflicts on the servers would have purpose.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:12 UTC+1 No.71717630 Report

>>71717003

They made it so other players get RP if you kill psycho players. It's like kicking someone if they collected a bounty on you.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:12 UTC+1 No.71717642 Report

>>71717160
I suppose rank 100 is harder to get than a few race wins.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:12 UTC+1 No.71717702 Report

So gtag do you hate how much of a crackwhore your character looks like? Do you now want decent clothing options? Then look no further than this glitch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpugCrMqpAY
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:13 UTC+1 No.71717740 Report

So is it safe to assume that R* is going to be releasing updates every month? Meaning 1.15 will be coming out sometime in July?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:13 UTC+1 No.71717745 Report

>>71717426
No no you buy shark card.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:15 UTC+1 No.71717981 Report

Which Benefactor coupe is best?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:19 UTC+1 No.71718326 Report

>purchased Infernus 4 times
>no spoiler on any of them.

what the fuck r*, i thought you fixed it.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:20 UTC+1 No.71718404 Report

>>71718326
>wanting a spoiler
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:20 UTC+1 No.71718458 Report

>>71708028
>The car mirror actually works
I have hope that next-gen will allow cock-pit first person view.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:21 UTC+1 No.71718526 Report

Recommend me a crew on PSN?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:22 UTC+1 No.71718591 Report

>>71717740

>So is it safe to assume
>R*

lol
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:23 UTC+1 No.71718680 Report

>>71718591
You're right
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:24 UTC+1 No.71718730 Report

>>71717740
No, but they will be releasing patches every month still like they have been.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:24 UTC+1 No.71718793 Report

Apparently xbox players will be getting something exclusive to the 360. what are youre guys thoughts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8M4rnOaEcQ dont forget to give this video sum reddit gold :$)
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:25 UTC+1 No.71718878 Report

>>71686906
Any proof of it not being real? Because I really want to believe it...
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:27 UTC+1 No.71718979 Report

>>71718526
NFAP
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:28 UTC+1 No.71719045 Report

>>71718793

How do you derive 'reward from 'offer'?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:28 UTC+1 No.71719102 Report

>>71718979
Full name?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:29 UTC+1 No.71719140 Report

>>71718793
probably a tshirt
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:31 UTC+1 No.71719352 Report

>>71718793
>offer = reward

That guy is a fucking moron.
Good chance it will be a pitiful coupon code good towards the purchase of GTAV for xboxone
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:34 UTC+1 No.71719598 Report

>>71718793

>Xbox Live Rewards

I forgot all about that shit, I just checked and found out that i can receive free money to us
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:37 UTC+1 No.71719820 Report

>>71718878
>inb4 they post that shitty video that doesn't prove anything
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:40 UTC+1 No.71720012 Report

>>71718878
>three new weapons, the Marston revolver, the Military Carbine, and many more
>and many more
Either R* hired some idiot writers, or its fake and gay.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:41 UTC+1 No.71720108 Report

>>71719598
>Was a member since 2011
>Remember doing arse loads of surveys every month
>check today
>0 points
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)21:42 UTC+1 No.71720197 Report

>>71709319
my first Infernus i bought in Jan. had the stock spoiler. The gold one I posted I just bought after the new update. WHAT A SURPRISE SPOILER OR NOT IT STILL UNDERSTEERS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

>first Infernus after gang attack at the scrapyard
King of the RRRRRRumba beat
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:44 UTC+1 No.71720291 Report

>>71718878
The source is the same guy that made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdltCj7HepY

among other treasures
https://www.youtube.com/user/McCallahanIndustries/videos
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:47 UTC+1 No.71720559 Report

>>71719102
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_allowed_ps

im admin so i'll add you
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:54 UTC+1 No.71721114 Report

This toolbox glitch seems pretty dumb. the diminishing returns and fucking the cars value doesn't really seem worth it to me.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:56 UTC+1 No.71721274 Report

>>71721114
>diminishing returns
you're doing it wrong
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:56 UTC+1 No.71721302 Report

>>71714041

Me too. Also simian missions.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:56 UTC+1 No.71721342 Report

>>71721114
You can bank 1M in about 10min.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:57 UTC+1 No.71721382 Report

>>71721114
>fucking the cars value

Fix it for $300 you moron.
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)21:59 UTC+1 No.71721541 Report

>>71718793
>Praying for Collectors edition cars
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:59 UTC+1 No.71721564 Report

>>71721342
Not with the Pigalle, which the toolbox always gets stuck under
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:00 UTC+1 No.71721653 Report

>>71721564
>Not keeping a maxed Adder at all times just for money glitches
Step it up m80
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:01 UTC+1 No.71721748 Report

>>71721653
>Adder
I just bought a car I actually wanted though
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:02 UTC+1 No.71721831 Report

>>71721564
Then don't use the Pigalle. Your stupidity is not the glitch's fault.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:02 UTC+1 No.71721921 Report

>>71721831
I don't really own any expensive cars. I think the next best car is the Akuma at 50k a piece
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:08 UTC+1 No.71722381 Report

>>71721921
Me neither, but I bought a Zentempo for the glitch.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:08 UTC+1 No.71722397 Report

>>71721921
Uh, why not jack something off the street, mod it up, then glitch until you have the money for an expensive car?
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)22:09 UTC+1 No.71722439 Report

>>71721921
>Akuma
>CAR

wut
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:11 UTC+1 No.71722617 Report

Toolbox glitch has stopped working for me, character just gets out the car when I go into the menu
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:11 UTC+1 No.71722623 Report

I wish they would fix the cars randomly spinning out for no reason.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:13 UTC+1 No.71722818 Report

>>71717702
slowpoke.bmp

Still no glitch that lets you change a character without A) Having an empty slot or fucking up a pre-saved character B) Lets you keep all your special event items
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:15 UTC+1 No.71723014 Report

>tfw when a pedestrian crashes into you with the force of a fucking train
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:17 UTC+1 No.71723197 Report

>be me
>freefalling
>guy in in position to open chute
>mash X
>chute doesn't open
>die

when are they going to fix this?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:18 UTC+1 No.71723261 Report

>>71722623
The driving physics are botched. But I'm not sure if it's a current-gen issue or a core issue with the code.

It's the same "code" that allows a car to tap you and turn your wheels automatically without using an actual algorithm in RAGE/Euphoria to calculate what should actually happen.
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)22:25 UTC+1 No.71723897 Report

>>71723014
I used to chase down ER in his Sentinel after each mission or after I came out of my apartment. Now I just take a baseball bat to any asshole AI that rams me or cuts me off.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:28 UTC+1 No.71724129 Report

>>71723014
>tfw the game spawns you on the other side of the map from your car
>Take pedestrian car to get to it
>"What the fuck did you just do to me you little bitch? I'll have you know I put a $9,000 bounty on you."
>Can already feel all the red blimps slowly yet rapidly make their way towards me
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:28 UTC+1 No.71724138 Report

is it me or does RR bring out the twat in everybody?

>grinding RR a few months ago
>whole team is working well together, manage to complete it quickly
>well, whole team except xXx420cuntzkopezxXx in his chrome adder
>pick up the documents and make my way toward my car
>cuntscope honks his stupid music horn at me and runs me over, trying to get me into his vehicle
>decline and enter my own vehicle
>he begins to try and shoot out my tires as i drive away
>throws a stickybomb on my car and blows me up, just cus i didn't want to travel with him

anybody else got any examples?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:30 UTC+1 No.71724273 Report

>>71724138
>RR
>Guy sits right at the intersection looking at the bridge
>Mission failed
>WHAT THE FUCK MAN, WHO BLEW UP THE CAR
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:30 UTC+1 No.71724301 Report

>>71724138
You should have just got in his car. I kill slow people too.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:31 UTC+1 No.71724413 Report

>>71714786
Potshot by yourself, done right, only takes 3 sniper bullets and a mile drive to win.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:31 UTC+1 No.71724415 Report

>>71724138
I don't even want to ride a motorcycle anymore because those kind of people will ram you right off your bike and kill you if they don't get their way, it's pretty terrible.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:32 UTC+1 No.71724470 Report

>>71724138
>not letting him just deliver the documents himself while you watch television

Also...how did he blow up your vehicle?

FF is off.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:32 UTC+1 No.71724502 Report

>>71724415
Get an Akuma and drive on a sidewalk and through alleyways
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:33 UTC+1 No.71724548 Report

>>71724138
>throws a stickybomb on my car and blows me up, just cus i didn't want to travel with him
Since when is that possible?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:33 UTC+1 No.71724557 Report

>mfw faggot friend uses elegy in races
>ram him
>quit race
>unfriend
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:33 UTC+1 No.71724586 Report

>>71724502
I only care for the PCJ bikes, Akuma has the speed but I don't care for its looks.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:33 UTC+1 No.71724610 Report

>>71724470
This. I basically get most of the kills in the garage, then let someone else handle the car job while I spawn at the place and do it again

>>71724548
>>71724470
>A few months ago
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:35 UTC+1 No.71724738 Report

>>71724470
>not letting him just deliver...
people take so long getting to martin's house thinking that they can take shortcuts by driving up the hills

>how did he blow up your vehicle
with a sticky. to be honest i can't remember if it was my PV or a random one, either way we failed the mission cus he blew up the documents
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:35 UTC+1 No.71724775 Report

>>71724301
Such plebs. I was playing with someone who got the documents driving a speedo. So I shot out all four of his tires and watched him force this van on rims to Martin's.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:37 UTC+1 No.71724908 Report

>>71724610
>A few months ago
Yes, I saw that. Wasn't like that a few months ago either.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:37 UTC+1 No.71724948 Report

>>71724908
Nah, I distinctly remember being able to blow up other people's cars before high life
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:40 UTC+1 No.71725148 Report

ern, guys, lsc is telling me you can only sell cars worth up to 50k

the good times are over, boxfriends
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:40 UTC+1 No.71725164 Report

>>71724557
>mfw faggot friend uses surano in a competitive race
>get rammed, spin out, keep going
>finish with the fastest lap anyway
>get removed and check /gtag/ because he is an NFAP member
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:41 UTC+1 No.71725309 Report

>>71725164
>thinking I was in a surano

keep using your cheater tryhard car kiddo
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:42 UTC+1 No.71725326 Report

>>71724138
>x's
>420
>chrome adder
>musical horn

I'm pretty sure this guy was a twat before he started playing RR.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:42 UTC+1 No.71725370 Report

>>71725148
nah you just fucked up
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:42 UTC+1 No.71725386 Report

>>71724948
Okay? I remember not being able to.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:43 UTC+1 No.71725413 Report

>>71725326
there are many points that indicate he's full of shit and those are most of them.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:43 UTC+1 No.71725465 Report

>mfw cool friends racing in Surrano and Elegy
>They end up ramming one another
>Have a squabble on /gtag/
WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST BE FRIENDS
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:44 UTC+1 No.71725506 Report

>>71725309
>calling me a tryhard
>for using an elegy on broughys GP loop
>which is a try hard track

whatever light blue bullshit car you were in wasnt going to be competitive
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:44 UTC+1 No.71725532 Report

>>71724738
>people take too long

Good, it gives me more time to do something fun and or beat up pedestrians for strength leveling.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:45 UTC+1 No.71725661 Report

>>71725506
>I know I'm shit so I'll use an unfair car that gives me a huge advantage
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:46 UTC+1 No.71725757 Report

>>71725164
If you're who I think you are your request was accepted to /gtag/.

That other guy sounds like a huge faggot.
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)22:46 UTC+1 No.71725760 Report

>>71725506
>Broughy

you fucking britbongs mangstill holding on to that spoiler shit I see
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:48 UTC+1 No.71725859 Report

>>71725661
It's a fucking race! If his best racing car is an Elegy, he's gonna use it! I mean, fuck man, If you're not going out there in a Futo, you're trying too hard
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:48 UTC+1 No.71725868 Report

>>71725413
Good ol' internet detective at it again.

He does it for free.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:48 UTC+1 No.71725897 Report

>>71725661
>unfair car
>huge advantage
Not the same guy you're responding to but it's not an unfair advantage when 90% of the people in this game only race with cars with the best stats.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:49 UTC+1 No.71726005 Report

>>71725661
>whaa this car is faster than mine
>stop cheating!

Fucking git gud.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:50 UTC+1 No.71726013 Report

>>71725897
Fuck having fun, right?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:50 UTC+1 No.71726023 Report

>>71725661
>I know I'm shit so I'll use a car that puts me at a slight disadvantage and then use that as the reason for my loss and butthurt

srsly right now

>>71725897
>>71725859
these two

>>71725760
he is the shit, those car videos, karting shit, and the map? hard not to love him

>>71725757
I'm swuggle so maybe? no idea what youre talking about tho
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:50 UTC+1 No.71726068 Report

>>71726013
You ever stop to think 'Hey, maybe people have fun in different ways than I?'
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:50 UTC+1 No.71726085 Report

So lately I've been coming across some nonsense regarding my vehicles. If I happen to exit my car without closing the door, my character will ignore the car for several seconds to entire minutes. Any attempts to get back in are fruitless; instead they will sprint to the next nearest vehicle. If none are around, then they just stand there contemplating shoving their thumb up their ass.

tl;dr If I don't close my car door my character forgets they even have one. Really only a problem in rare circumstances but it's still frustrating. Does this happen to anyone else?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:51 UTC+1 No.71726125 Report

>>71726023
>I'm swuggle so maybe? no idea what youre talking about tho

Disregard. Thought you meant the crew, not the thread. Some chick/dude named sweet something had a pending invite.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:51 UTC+1 No.71726147 Report

>>71726013
>having fun
>on a bonified race track designed to test skill


thats like taking a VW golf onto nurburgring and then complaining when the guy in the GT3 beats you
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:51 UTC+1 No.71726156 Report

>>71726005
>Hey this guy is using an aimbot and is invincible
>WAH STOP WHINING HE'S JUST TRYING TO WIN!

>>71726023
It was pretty hilarious when you lost 20 races in a row the other day. Also that excuse about your elegy being your only non destroyed sports, that was obviously a lie. you just use it because you know it's unfair. Get cancer and die. Your family too. I hope everyone you love gets cancer and then you watch them die. Get fucked faggot.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:52 UTC+1 No.71726213 Report

>>71726013
I stopped racing months ago when I got all the unlocks from it. I don't find high speed bumper cars fun.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:52 UTC+1 No.71726217 Report

>>71726125
I know I sent an application if the crew is /gtag/ with the logo being angled and grey. But I'm not sweet
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:53 UTC+1 No.71726305 Report

>>71726013
>I'm losing
>YOU'RE BAD
>IM TRYING TO HAVE FUN
>ILL JUST CRY ABOUT IT ANYWAY

>>71726156
Cheating =/= Using good items
That's like yelling at someone for using a gun when you charge them with a knife, it's your fault for being fucking retarded.

Also, hilariously mad.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:53 UTC+1 No.71726326 Report

>>71726156
>>Hey this guy is using an aimbot and is invincible
>>WAH STOP WHINING HE'S JUST TRYING TO WIN!

not even close to the same thing...

>>It was pretty hilarious when you lost 20 races in a row the other day. Also that excuse about your elegy being your only non destroyed sports, that was obviously a lie. you just use it because you know it's unfair. Get cancer and die. Your family too. I hope everyone you love gets cancer and then you watch them die. Get fucked faggot.

I won a couple of those

jeez louise I didn't believe the stories of autistic people on here but now I do
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:53 UTC+1 No.71726369 Report

>>71726156
>Comparing an in game vehicle used for racing to hacking and exploiting

Everybody go home boys, this is just bait.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:54 UTC+1 No.71726375 Report

>>71726156
>comparing hacking to using an in-game asset
Holy shit you're retarded.
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)22:54 UTC+1 No.71726447 Report

>>71726085
shoot any gun to re-activate his competense
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:55 UTC+1 No.71726472 Report

>>71726375
So if wallhacks, aimbots, and invincibility were built into the game it would be fair to use them against people who weren't?

nah. grow up kiddo.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:55 UTC+1 No.71726490 Report

>All these babbies fighting over their cars and races
>They're in the same clan too

Christ you guys, go play something co-operative.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:56 UTC+1 No.71726604 Report

>>71726326
>jeez louise I didn't believe the stories of autistic people on here but now I do

You must be new.

Speaking of autism...we finally are tripfag/avatarfag free.

Cause for a celebration?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:56 UTC+1 No.71726623 Report

>people defending using overpowered cars

How is it being nine years old and desperate to win?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:56 UTC+1 No.71726637 Report

>>71724129

>not just requesting your personal vehicle
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:57 UTC+1 No.71726720 Report

>>71726637
I'm too cheap to buy hookers nigga, I'm not giving my mechanic more than crumbs to survive.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:58 UTC+1 No.71726759 Report

>>71726623
>MUH RP GOLFCART IS SLOWER THAN A SUPERCAR
>ROCKSTAR PLEASE FIX

Get fucked.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:58 UTC+1 No.71726787 Report

>>71726759
Cool strawman.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:59 UTC+1 No.71726840 Report

>>71726472
Those are built into some games (Blacklight, The Last of Us, Batman, etc.). And since everyone has them it's fair because the playing field is balanced. Did you bitch, moan, then throw your controller when someone picked up a star of invincibility in Mario Kart like some type of autistic faggot?

I'm biting b8 aren't I? Fuck.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:59 UTC+1 No.71726871 Report

>>71724129
>not taking a cab
UNO DOS TRES QUATRO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6_mfv4qems
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)22:59 UTC+1 No.71726929 Report

>>71726787
Except I'm right. It's not the game's fault you're hindering yourself, its your own.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:00 UTC+1 No.71726949 Report

So, does anyone want to start dropping names? I want to know who I should be avoiding right now.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:00 UTC+1 No.71726994 Report

>>71726720
What? It's part of your daily fee.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:00 UTC+1 No.71727009 Report

>>71726147
>bonified
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:01 UTC+1 No.71727056 Report

>>71726472
For fuck's sake you sound like such a squeaker.

>wahhhhh you can't use the elegy
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:01 UTC+1 No.71727059 Report

>>71726871
Every time I call a cab on a job they aren't sending
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:01 UTC+1 No.71727104 Report

>>71726994
Serious? I've had it ingrained into my mind that nothing is ever free in this game (Except passive mode, which it wasn't to begin with). Fucking Rockstar, I'll have to remember next time.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:02 UTC+1 No.71727147 Report

>>71726623
>overpowered
It's a free car with good stats, but there's plenty of others that can compete with it. Just because his can't doesn't mean it's overpowered, his car in particular just isn't very competitive in races.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:02 UTC+1 No.71727161 Report

>>71726949
This.

I'm praying some people posting aren't on my friends list right now.

>>71726994
super srs

only pegasus vehicles cost $200 each to deliver
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:03 UTC+1 No.71727252 Report

Why do pegasus vehicles not get delivered to your location?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:04 UTC+1 No.71727351 Report

>>71726787
Cmon fail_tactics don't be so autistic
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:04 UTC+1 No.71727361 Report

>>71726623
>overpowered cars

More like underpowered driver.

git gud
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:05 UTC+1 No.71727427 Report

Any guessing on what the player limit will be for PC? I'm hoping for 128 players or so.

>>71727351
You should look up the definition of autism
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:06 UTC+1 No.71727485 Report

>>71727252

Because you won't leave your cock alone like your mum tells you to.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:06 UTC+1 No.71727509 Report

>Swuggle
>Fail_Tactics
I'm friends with both of these people..
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:06 UTC+1 No.71727554 Report

>>71727252
Because they get delivered to Pegasus locations.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:06 UTC+1 No.71727571 Report

>>71727161
The one flipping about over powered cars is fail_tactics and the one who used the elegy is swuggle
Swuggle only posted a couple times tho
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:06 UTC+1 No.71727573 Report

>>71727427
100 players worked well for APB, a town this size that's completely reasonable.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:07 UTC+1 No.71727583 Report

>>71727509
Cool. Who cares?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:07 UTC+1 No.71727648 Report

>>71727252
They get delivered to the "nearest" Pegasus-enabled spot, by which they actually mean the nearest not within rendering distance of your current location.

It maintains the illusion that they are actually being delivered, which is why I miss the drive-up mechanic instead of the magical teleporting car.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:07 UTC+1 No.71727649 Report

>>71727583
You cared enough to post about it :3c
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:08 UTC+1 No.71727679 Report

>>71727252
I don't know but for a concierge service they're inconvenient as fuck.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:08 UTC+1 No.71727686 Report

>>71727583
This guy >>71726949
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)23:08 UTC+1 No.71727702 Report

Elegy is as easy mode as contact racing. If you know its the best and are confident with your skill, why not use something slightly less liking to beat everything else in the class outright?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:08 UTC+1 No.71727704 Report

>>71727509
Then become unfriends with them.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:09 UTC+1 No.71727760 Report

>>71727648
Yeah, but there's been countless times when I get to the pegasus spawn, only to get a call saying they couldn't deliver. THen I call again, and go to the next place, only for it to despawn again
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:09 UTC+1 No.71727778 Report

>>71727573
Yeah if we had more players then we could get some people to actually go up north. Also, can you imagine 100 player races? Racing around the island would be a lot less boring.

>>71727648
If my car can appear right next to me pegasus vehicles should too. For helis it should be like the merryweather pickup.

>>71727649
>emotes

How is it being a nine year old japanese girl?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:10 UTC+1 No.71727828 Report

>>71727760
Usually means something is blocking it.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:10 UTC+1 No.71727847 Report

>>71727702
Or why not just win? Since that's the point of a race. If you want fun, don't turn on custom vehicles.

If you join a race with the intention to not win, what the fuck is wrong with you.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:10 UTC+1 No.71727883 Report

>>71727760
It happens when it has a problem spawning it, especially if there's something in the way or another player is around.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:10 UTC+1 No.71727891 Report

>>71727702

Fuck off Logan, and take your shitty b8 with you.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:10 UTC+1 No.71727902 Report

>>71727778
>nine year old Japanese girl
A man can dream...
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:11 UTC+1 No.71727913 Report

>>71727778
>Also, can you imagine 100 player races?
With this community? Yeah, that sounds fucking awful.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:11 UTC+1 No.71727915 Report

>>71727509
Well, it could be worse; you could be friends with Logan the irredeemable.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:11 UTC+1 No.71727941 Report

>>71727509
In my defense my only posts were the first couple, people started defending me after that
Fail tactics is a sperg tho
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:11 UTC+1 No.71727954 Report

>>71727760
This, I get the icon on the map, go there, and it either isn't there or its the wrong vehicle then they call saying "hurr we sorry" then it spawns it 5 miles away. I shouldn't have to take a plane to get to my plane.

>>71727847
Custom vehicles is fun because horns. Why not just use the RPG and grenade launcher in deathmatches? Because it is too easy and is no fun and makes you a tryhard faggot.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:12 UTC+1 No.71728064 Report

>>71727915
But... I have Logan added to.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:13 UTC+1 No.71728072 Report

>>71727702
But non-contact racing is easy mode.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:13 UTC+1 No.71728073 Report

I hate to be that guy, but are there any money glitches out after the patch? My lazy ass can't tolerate more rooftop rumble.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:13 UTC+1 No.71728089 Report

>>71727954
Again. Whats the point in joining COMPETITIVE games, where the ENTIRE FUCKING POINT is to win and then purposefully try to lose?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:13 UTC+1 No.71728101 Report

>>71727778
>If my car can appear right next to me pegasus vehicles should too. For helis it should be like the merryweather pickup.
They should give both options, have it delivered to the current location or have it delivered to one of the Pegasus locations. I like to be able to call ahead and have my plane waiting for me while I'm picking up snacks for example.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:13 UTC+1 No.71728126 Report

>>71727941
>I'm mad that he called me out on my elegy tryharding

L M A O

Even if everyone from this general removes me my whole friends list is full of people who do nothing but play GTA anyway. Please remove me. I invite you to. I'm not interesting in playing with people who don't want to have fun anyway.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:14 UTC+1 No.71728165 Report

>>71728073

>entire thread is about some bullshit glitch
>hurf durf enny glitches guize?

go kill yourself you lazy cheating cunt.
>>
gt: fail_tactics 06/24/14(Tue)23:14 UTC+1 No.71728187 Report

the fuck is going on in here
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:14 UTC+1 No.71728193 Report

>>71728064
too*

>>71728073
The new hot is toolbox glitching
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:15 UTC+1 No.71728243 Report

>>71727954
>Why not just use the RPG and grenade launcher in deathmatches? Because it is too easy and is no fun and makes you a tryhard faggot.
>RPG and grenade launchers

Confirmed for never playing deathmatches.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:15 UTC+1 No.71728260 Report

>>71728101
I agree. It would be nice for it to spawn at the airport I'm currently at instead of across the map just because I was near the spawn location.

>>71728073
google "toolbox glitch"
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:15 UTC+1 No.71728272 Report

F_T, didn't you delete Kelo from your list for behaving this way?
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)23:15 UTC+1 No.71728296 Report

>>71727891
Again with this "Logan" schtick? are you that lonely?

>>71727847
>undoubtedly going to win
>fun

Maybe for you, but I like a little challenge.

>>71728072
>pic related
remember this? we needn't go down that road again
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:16 UTC+1 No.71728403 Report

>>71728243
You're right, I don't play them since auto aim deathmatches are a stupid waste of time.

>>71728272
Nah I deleted him because he kept bitching that I wasn't starting the race with 2 players in it. Go ahead and remove me.

>>71728296
>tfw someone saved my webm
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:16 UTC+1 No.71728416 Report

>>71728073
You could read through the thread and see.
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PSN: UnlovedChildren 06/24/14(Tue)23:17 UTC+1 No.71728439 Report

Add me. I'm poor as shit, and need job invites.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:17 UTC+1 No.71728464 Report

>The current state of /gtag/
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:18 UTC+1 No.71728565 Report

>>71728403
>Nah I deleted him because he kept bitching that I wasn't starting the race with 2 players in it. Go ahead and remove me.
I'm not going to delete you over something stupid like an argument I'm not taking a part of. We're cool, you've helped me with stuff.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:18 UTC+1 No.71728605 Report

>>71728464
I was just thinking this. Does any site have a better community of players? Neo Geo, reddit, escapist, SA, anything?

Or is that everyone who was a decent person got bored of this game months ago?
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)23:19 UTC+1 No.71728675 Report

>>71728403
>webm savin
Shit is hilarious mane
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:20 UTC+1 No.71728756 Report

>>71728605
Maybe they are playing the game instead of shitposting
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:21 UTC+1 No.71728869 Report

>>71728675
>Fairing on a Bagger
I think I'm gonna puke
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:22 UTC+1 No.71728932 Report

>>71728756
I made popcorn, watching the hilarity while I idle through RR lobbies.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:22 UTC+1 No.71728959 Report

>>71728756

Slow down buddy, saying something rational might confuse him.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:23 UTC+1 No.71728979 Report

>>71728605

gtaforums.com
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:24 UTC+1 No.71729102 Report

>>71728756
Who doesn't have a tablet, laptop, smart phone, etc. to multitask while waiting in lobbies or loading screens?

Poor people?
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S. Ipkiss 06/24/14(Tue)23:25 UTC+1 No.71729189 Report

>>71728869
>fairing
thats my aero yo maximum goldness needed for Lemmy-ness
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:25 UTC+1 No.71729206 Report

>>71729102
>not having dual monitors and playing GTA on one while having 4chan on the other
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:29 UTC+1 No.71729486 Report

>>71729206
>Not having three monitors and playing GTA on one, watching Netflix on one, and playing Second Life and shitposting on 4chan split between the last one
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:29 UTC+1 No.71729549 Report

>>71728260
So does this work only once every 48 minutes? Seems like I can make a shitton more is fraction of the time by grinding RR.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:30 UTC+1 No.71729590 Report

>>71729549
works as fast as you can sell them
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:36 UTC+1 No.71730116 Report

>>71729549
No you can do it over and over
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:39 UTC+1 No.71730343 Report

>>71730116
Just like your mom.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:40 UTC+1 No.71730470 Report

The new coveted mission change really pisses me off when I get a pilot who just goes straight and lets the enemy shoot at us instead of turning and letting me shoot the chopper.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:46 UTC+1 No.71730916 Report

>>71730470

Reminds me of Battlefield Bad Company when I was the secondary pilot aka gunner

The cannon could only rotate 180 so it was up to the main pilot to maneuver the helicopter for me to get a good aim. Despite this I was still cursed at because we were being shot at and I was doing nothing about it.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:47 UTC+1 No.71731026 Report

>>71730916

What a boring blog post.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:49 UTC+1 No.71731143 Report

Is it just me or does the mechanic strip your car's crew emblem whenever you request it?

> Rooftop Rumble glitch
> Spawn on mission area
> Of course my car stays on Martin's golf course
> "Request Personal Vehicle"
> Crew emblem gone once it appears
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:50 UTC+1 No.71731256 Report

>>71731143
he doesn't approve of your gang activities
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:51 UTC+1 No.71731264 Report

>>71730916
Had that also happen to me in battlefield bad company 2 and battlefield 3. So many terrible pilots that might as well do it ourselves.
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PSN:solarNativity 06/24/14(Tue)23:52 UTC+1 No.71731384 Report

I love my Granger so much. The greatest instrument of mass teammate suicide ever devised.

Also, Chopped Blonde to be as flamboyantly gay as my heart or Chopped Black to be as inky dark as my soul?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:54 UTC+1 No.71731512 Report

>>71731256
>mechanic is the father figure you never had growing up
>tries his best to put you back on the right path while leaving you to make your own decisions in life
>he fights back tears each time he fixes your totaled car with blood all over it
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:54 UTC+1 No.71731547 Report

>Toolbox glitch
>Stealth 100 / 100
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:56 UTC+1 No.71731642 Report

>>71731512
He must love me then. I bring him back pristine cars most of the time
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:56 UTC+1 No.71731653 Report

>>71731143

>Crew emblem gone once it appears

In the distance you hear "FORE"

>>71731264

Would have been a smart move. Let us choose to risk the helicopter by leaving it stationary while you switch to the cannon.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:58 UTC+1 No.71731853 Report

>>71731143
I've had the opposite where my crew emblem keeps appearing on vehicles during races.

I hate my crew emblem.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:10 UTC+1 No.71732749 Report

>Trying to do this newfangled toolbox glitch
> Vehicle-rearranger menu kicks me out of my car every time
What do
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:17 UTC+1 No.71733445 Report

>>71732749
Try to earn money legit you fuck
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:19 UTC+1 No.71733621 Report

>>71732749
Don't know. I haven't been having any issues.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:21 UTC+1 No.71733772 Report

>>71732749
i had issues with cars that have normal doors....
works fine with stupid lambo doors though.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:24 UTC+1 No.71734007 Report

>Sitting on the Mile high Club smoking cigarettes and occasionally Sniping players
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:29 UTC+1 No.71734435 Report

>>71734007
>Pink shirt
>Dick sucking lips
>Muscle car

Gay/10
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:32 UTC+1 No.71734664 Report

>>71734007
>>71734435
smoking /pol/s not fags
girlslaughing.jpeg
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:40 UTC+1 No.71735220 Report

>be me
>in mission with 2 randoms and one friend
>get cash
>have to lose cops
>he's being retarded and driving right towards cops
>i jump out and hide in tunnel, break line of sight with cops
>he drives to me and leads cops right to me
>delete him as friend

fucking idiot
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:41 UTC+1 No.71735307 Report

>>71735220

>be me

I do not believe you.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:42 UTC+1 No.71735401 Report

>can't send the word "retarded" over text

why are there filters at all? its an M rated game
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:43 UTC+1 No.71735441 Report

>>71732749
press right trigger while getting in
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:43 UTC+1 No.71735469 Report

>>71735401
So people's feelings don't get hurt.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:44 UTC+1 No.71735529 Report

>>71735401
I've gotten yelled at by squeakers to stop cussing while we are getting shot by cops cussing
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:47 UTC+1 No.71735752 Report

>>71720197
Just got one for the first time in ages, the trick seems to be using the weak breaks more liberally through corners so you can maintain a smooth line.
Quite like it as a second super for short races if I get bored of the Zentorno
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)00:51 UTC+1 No.71736039 Report

>>71735752
I dont race anymore really, but I usually just brake coming up to the corner just enough to make sure I wont be hitting anything when I exit or apex. Sometimes e-braking is the only way to get enough angle. Which is ok because I've literally never spunout in an Infernus.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:53 UTC+1 No.71736221 Report

> Bust Out
> Using the Buffalo S
> 3-Star van barricade with spike strip up ahead
> Try to ram it
> Car stops dead

> Try again
> This time with a Zentorno
> Vans goes flying and occasionally blow up after crashing down, taking other cop cars with it

I still can't understand why the Zenny is stronger than the Buff-S.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:53 UTC+1 No.71736250 Report

>>71735401
Sometimes I want to shout obscenities in a terrible British accent at all the assholes that drive by throwing stickies everywhere.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:55 UTC+1 No.71736446 Report

>>71736221
Because you gotta make sure the most expensive cars are the best cars!
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:56 UTC+1 No.71736459 Report

> Sorry, you can only sell cats worth up to 50,000$
What
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Thresh 06/25/14(Wed)00:57 UTC+1 No.71736551 Report

>>71736459
cats? where can you buy 1
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:58 UTC+1 No.71736617 Report

>>71736459
I challenge you to find a cat worth more than $50k, lions/tigers and such don't count.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:58 UTC+1 No.71736628 Report

>>71736551
Your local pet store.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:58 UTC+1 No.71736664 Report

>>71736551
Posting my from my Damon mobile. You know what I meant
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:59 UTC+1 No.71736753 Report

>>71736617
>Find a cat worth more than $50k
>Oh, but you can't name any of the cats worth more than $50k
You're such a Redskin
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:00 UTC+1 No.71736801 Report

>>71736664
I wish I was Matt Damon so I could have my own mobile brand.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:01 UTC+1 No.71736874 Report

>>71736801
But maybe he means Damon Huard.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:02 UTC+1 No.71736940 Report

>>71736459
I call bullshit or you are a glitching a little shit and rockstar is on to your game, just sold my corquette which I never use for $123,750
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:03 UTC+1 No.71737029 Report

>>71736874
No, I think he meant he posted it from a cellphone built into his Daemon.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:04 UTC+1 No.71737121 Report

>>71736459
stop stealing cars off of the road m8, buy a rebel
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)01:05 UTC+1 No.71737174 Report

>>71736874
>or
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:11 UTC+1 No.71737614 Report

>>71736940
THERE IS NO FUCKING R IN COQUETTE

THERE IS NO R

STOP PUTTING THE LETTER R IN COQUETTE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME

STOP IT
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:12 UTC+1 No.71737686 Report

>Guy starts mission while in his garage
>Everybody spawns in his garage when the mission starts
>Everyone leaves
>I walk into the garage door
>nothing
>Walk back and try again
>Game won't let me out

O-Okay guys have fun without me.
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:12 UTC+1 No.71737703 Report

>>71736039
Yeah it's a nice ride, just unique enough in terms of handling and competitive enough on the right tracks to be worth owning.
Shame there aren't more distinctive handling cars in the super class since it's all anybody wants to race
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:12 UTC+1 No.71737706 Report

>>71737614
Jesus it was time I ever said Corquette in a thread.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:13 UTC+1 No.71737819 Report

>>71737686
Same thing happen to me but we all get in his sandking but it wouldn't move so everyone got out but when I tried to get out it wouldn't let me.

They all left the garage and were yelling at me to come on then started cussing.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:14 UTC+1 No.71737916 Report

>>71737614
Corq it sonny
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:15 UTC+1 No.71737929 Report

>>71737686
I had that happen earlier. The guy was yelling at me to get in his car but he had it set to no one, and when I tried to send him a message my phone wouldn't pop up so I just left the mission.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:21 UTC+1 No.71738487 Report

>tfw nobody ever wants to play golf
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:22 UTC+1 No.71738569 Report

is here the plates autist guy? if not, its alright if i put black plates in the blade?
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:22 UTC+1 No.71738586 Report

>>71726305
It's so satisfying to run zigzagging towards someone who's sniping you and then stab him in the gut, if they're not idiots they'll switch weapons though. Luckily there's no shortage of idiots in the GTA community
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:23 UTC+1 No.71738612 Report

>>71738487
Fuck you Martin, I'm too busy stealing documents for you.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:23 UTC+1 No.71738617 Report

>>71738487
I never have a problem getting a golf game. On the other hand,
>tfw nobody wants to play tennis
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:23 UTC+1 No.71738629 Report

>>71738569
You better fucking believe its not okay.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:24 UTC+1 No.71738692 Report

>>71738569
Blue plates
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:24 UTC+1 No.71738736 Report

>>71738569
Blue plates only.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:25 UTC+1 No.71738786 Report

>>71738487
Do you still get the golf club for playing golf in online?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:26 UTC+1 No.71738894 Report

>>71738786
Did you ever? I thought you got it by taking it from one of the golfers in free roam.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:29 UTC+1 No.71739096 Report

>>71738629
nope, i dont believe it, i have the default one, i tought the car was older
>>71738692
>>71738736
thanks m800
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:30 UTC+1 No.71739230 Report

>>71738617
it's broke
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:31 UTC+1 No.71739273 Report

>>71739230
broke how
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:33 UTC+1 No.71739443 Report

>>71739273
unplayable lag
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:35 UTC+1 No.71739557 Report

>>71739443
Is this recent, I've played many games in the past and there's not been unplayable lag.

Only time I remember there being significant lag was during the snow day, and it still wasn't unplayable.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:35 UTC+1 No.71739567 Report

>>71738894
I killed a golfer who carried it in online but it didn't drop. You get it in singleplayer after playing a round of golf, I did one hole and then quit and I had it. Did the same in Online and didn't get it
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:37 UTC+1 No.71739739 Report

>>71739567
I think I scared one and it dropped when he ran.

http://gta.wikia.com/Golf_Club says
>Either scare or kill the golfer to make him drop his club.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:39 UTC+1 No.71739918 Report

>>71700909
he posted a pic of his niece, i started calling him out on it, others joined in
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:41 UTC+1 No.71740035 Report

>>71739918
and then he got v&
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:42 UTC+1 No.71740173 Report

>>71739739
Ah ok, gonna kill me some more golfers then. Thanks mate
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:44 UTC+1 No.71740309 Report

>>71738569

Based on 1960s Impala, so black plates since pre-1970.

>>71738629
>>71738692
>>71738736

You are incorrect, gentlemen.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:45 UTC+1 No.71740371 Report

>>71740309
>Impala
Try ford falcon
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:46 UTC+1 No.71740463 Report

>>71740035
hes on /hg/
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:48 UTC+1 No.71740573 Report

>>71740371

That's what I meant, I was thinking of the older blade but my brain died.

still a 60s car, so black plates.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:56 UTC+1 No.71741245 Report

Are there any colors that don't make the Cog Cabrio look like garbage?
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:59 UTC+1 No.71741409 Report

>>71740573
HE BOUGHT IT IN THE 2010'S
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:59 UTC+1 No.71741420 Report

>>71741245
black
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:06 UTC+1 No.71741909 Report

>>71741409
>being this stupid
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:08 UTC+1 No.71742013 Report

>>71741245
Black, silver, beige, dark brown, gold, a dark blue, maroon.
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:08 UTC+1 No.71742025 Report

>>71721541
>tfw used a DNS to downloaad the CE stuff back in December.
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:09 UTC+1 No.71742072 Report

this ride has no stops
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:11 UTC+1 No.71742202 Report

>>71718793
Playstation 4 as well, most likely just shirts of each brand like a Xbox One shirt and a Playstation 4 shirt. Wonder if pc is getting anything.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:12 UTC+1 No.71742309 Report

Well, sitting on seven million dollars plus a Zentorno I have no intentions of keeping. My garage is basically finished and I don't see an update coming soon, I don't expect there to be a July 4th update, I think I should be okay for a bit.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:15 UTC+1 No.71742519 Report

>>71741909
You can technically put a license plate from 1963 on a car made in 2014
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:15 UTC+1 No.71742523 Report

>tfw the taser gun is behind the glass panel in Ammunation

Such a fucking tease
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:17 UTC+1 No.71742695 Report

what are some contacts you guys would like to see added in?

i think some missions for steve haines or weng could be fun

kinds dissapointed with lamars missions
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:17 UTC+1 No.71742713 Report

>>71742309
>, I don't expect there to be a July 4th update,
>Implying Rockstar won't take advantage of July 4th to sell over priced patriotic clothes, horns and paint jobs.
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:19 UTC+1 No.71742836 Report

>>71742523
Don't forget the sexy machete was well.
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:19 UTC+1 No.71742846 Report

I just purchased 3 Adders.

What the fuck am I doing.
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:21 UTC+1 No.71743026 Report

>>71742836

I wish there was dismemberment. I shot a rocket from cover earlier and an NPC actually ran into it. Would have loved to see what would have realistically happened.
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:23 UTC+1 No.71743151 Report

>>71743026
Ya I miss being able to shoot people in the head and their head would explode. The heavy sniper should be able to blow off limbs.
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:30 UTC+1 No.71743619 Report

>>71742846
this game make you do crazy shit
ive just did the potshot x16 for giggles and muh blade
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:31 UTC+1 No.71743740 Report

>>71743026

rdr had gore

why the fuck cant gta 5?
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:34 UTC+1 No.71743962 Report

Be honest /gtag/, have you ever beaten Elegys and Massacros with your Futosaba-kun?

Because I sure as hell never did. Don't get me wrong, I really love the car, but unless if it has a hidden supernatural potential and I need to git rily gud to use it, it's a piece-a-shit for races
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:40 UTC+1 No.71744405 Report

>>71743962
Futa ain't for racing. Never has been.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:43 UTC+1 No.71744670 Report

>>71742713
we will see.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:44 UTC+1 No.71744740 Report

>>71743151

That would be the best thing to see in GTA 5. Pic related

>>71743740

I would have gladly waited if it were to take extra development time.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:44 UTC+1 No.71744742 Report

>>71735401
Words hurt, faggot.
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Thresh 06/25/14(Wed)02:51 UTC+1 No.71745225 Report

>>71744405
Tell Takumi Fujiwara that gay boy
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:54 UTC+1 No.71745449 Report

>end a mission
>got stuck in the sky so the game doesnt give payout
fuck you trevor, just give monies
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:07 UTC+1 No.71746396 Report

>>71745449
You are with Lamar now anon.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:07 UTC+1 No.71746397 Report

>>71745449
Just keep waiting, Anon, it will eventually load.

Also, what are currently the highest paying missions, other than RR & Coveted? I know Defensor pays about 17k and it can be done moderately fast, any others like that?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:13 UTC+1 No.71746827 Report

>>71745225
How am I going to speak to some fictional gook, fucboi?
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:19 UTC+1 No.71747241 Report

>>71742519
THIS.

Platefags are the worst.
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:19 UTC+1 No.71747291 Report

>>71747241
Doesn't make it not retarded to do.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:20 UTC+1 No.71747329 Report

>>71747291
>Caring about what other people do with their plates
>>
Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:21 UTC+1 No.71747406 Report

>>71746397
Potshot pays 10k, 3000 rp and if done right will only cost you 3 sniper bullets and a mile drive.

Crystal Clear Cut III is fun and pays well.

Trash Talk.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:22 UTC+1 No.71747450 Report

>>71746397
potshot pays 10.5k, but only takes like two minutes
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:22 UTC+1 No.71747519 Report

>>71747329
>not finding things that are retarded actually retarded
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:23 UTC+1 No.71747553 Report

>>71747406
beat me
>>71747450
to it
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:30 UTC+1 No.71748054 Report

>>71747406
>>71747450
>>71747553

I still find it funny how squeakers think they've hit paydirt on finding out about Pot Shot

> Join Random Contact Mission
> Pot Shot with a friendly squeaker
> "Hey man, this mission is great, I'll tell you what to do man."
> I'm Rank 260 and he's just 50+
> Start mission with my Zentorno out
> "Nice car man, just drive to the bridge and wait for the van to come out."
> I know what I'm doing but I can't say anything because I don't have a mic
> Finish the mission
> "Hey man, here look how much money you'll get."
> Again, I'm in the triple digits and have a Zenny out
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:34 UTC+1 No.71748318 Report

>>71737121
Okay, so how in the fuck do I fix this?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:36 UTC+1 No.71748506 Report

>>71748318
This isn't Jeopardy, he just told you so why ask?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:37 UTC+1 No.71748586 Report

>>71748506
I've used rebels, and I get the same message.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:38 UTC+1 No.71748673 Report

>>71748586
Then you're doing something else wrong. Is it a rusty Rebel? I've been doing it for hours.
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The End 06/25/14(Wed)03:39 UTC+1 No.71748731 Report

>>71746397
Survival Boneyard still pays $20,000, still pretty fun from time to time. Take a little while to beat though.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:39 UTC+1 No.71748747 Report

Its so fun playing a female character in this game. Everyone treats me so nicely except for the occasional kid who tries to kill me.

Every mission there is someone who will want me to get in the car with them and they transport me to the mission locations.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:41 UTC+1 No.71748876 Report

>>71748731
Yes, rusty. Going to try it with a different car, since it seems to have corrupted the original as well.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:45 UTC+1 No.71749101 Report

>>71748731
Not worth doing a Survival when it takes a ton of ammo and you can make multiple times the amount of money in minutes doing other missions.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:47 UTC+1 No.71749321 Report

>>71748876
Meant to quote
>>71748673
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:55 UTC+1 No.71749856 Report

Sweet, I didn't realize that if your being chased by cops and you lose them for a little you can put on a hat and the star level will go down by one.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:59 UTC+1 No.71750141 Report

How come every time I see an invite for some shit that says "BIG MONEY PAY OUT GET XP FUCK BITCHES" I end up disconnecting from the lobby regardless if I accept it or not?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:00 UTC+1 No.71750206 Report

>>71748054
This happened to me on RR.

While still in lobby...
>"dude, host doesn't have a mic"
>"host, you don't have a mic, man host doesn't have a mic"

When heading to garage...
>"everybody get in my car and follow me"
>":come on guys follow me"
>"oh, he got there first he's going to die"
>"how did he get there so fast?"

When documents dropped...
>"okay guys just let me do it"
>"no, no, no don't shoot the car"
>"you're going to blow it up"

I don't know what he said after that because I muted my television set and drove away. I was hoping I made it obvious I expected him to carry that shit back to Madrazo.

I was biting my lip so fucking hard I may have pierced it.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:04 UTC+1 No.71750478 Report

>>71750206
>host, you don't have a mic
>host, where's your mic?
>why aren't you answering me host?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:05 UTC+1 No.71750531 Report

>>71750206
huh, i can only hear other people with mics when i have my mic plugged in, otherwise they're all muted when i dont have one. well except for in lobbies. but in gameplay i can't hear anybody.

not that im complaining though, i keep my mic unplugged for a reason.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:07 UTC+1 No.71750687 Report

>>71683651

I wish I was Jonah Hill. He's a multimillionaire neckbeard who gets to make stupid movies with his buddies that sell millions but than do serious shit and be nominated for an academy award. Itd suck being a kike though I guess.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:07 UTC+1 No.71750703 Report

>>71750531
That's because you have it set that way.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:10 UTC+1 No.71750919 Report

>>71690232

Why not just host all of your own lobbies? Seems like a simple answer to that anons gripe.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)04:11 UTC+1 No.71751004 Report

>>71750687
He had to apologize for saying faggot. of coursh it would suck being threatened by the gay mafia.

this thread needs more pics with personality

>This party is going pretty good. a couple qt 3.14's shot me their deets when they saw me pull up in the Ocelot.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:12 UTC+1 No.71751082 Report

>Finally get into a RR lobby (It's a fucking rat race since all the other players know that it pays better than most)
>Get kicked because I don't have a mic

Whoever that host was I wish they'd get fucked.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:15 UTC+1 No.71751370 Report

>>71751082
>Finally get into a RR lobby
What? 9/10 times I join a random mission it's RR and I'm tired of it.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:17 UTC+1 No.71751486 Report

>>71750703
ah, seems like something i'd do. well then what are the other schmucks complaining about then, muting their tv's when others bitch about their not having a mic? just change the settings like i did.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:17 UTC+1 No.71751496 Report

>>71751082
>>71751370
I constantly get RR as well, must be the best money farming mission still if people are always hosting it
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:18 UTC+1 No.71751573 Report

>>71751486
You need a mic to do it.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:20 UTC+1 No.71751698 Report

>>71751496
It pays the most, but it's not the best money farming mission. The thing is the GTA community is stupid.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:20 UTC+1 No.71751790 Report

I just realized that I own 5 of the 6 new hipster update cars.

I might sell the Glendale or Warrener though. I don't need 3 Sedans
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:21 UTC+1 No.71751854 Report

>>71751370
I respond to the invites in under 5 seconds and most of the time I'm already beaten by 3 other people to the slots. Maybe I just have terrible luck.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)04:21 UTC+1 No.71751861 Report

>met some new friends! Kifflom!
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:23 UTC+1 No.71752034 Report

>>71751486
I generally keep all chat on because most of the public conversations in GTA:O are more amusing than most of the podcasts I listen to.

With that said, specific people can grate on the nerves. There is an option to mute people individually from the start menu but nothing is faster than the mute button on your remote.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:26 UTC+1 No.71752261 Report

>>71751790
>selling the Glendale

You have no taste. Also, I have 4 sedans. Glendale, Super Diamond, Buffalo S and Tailgater.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:27 UTC+1 No.71752357 Report

>>71752261
>or Warrener
I like the Glendale from a visual standpoint, but I think the Warrener is nicer to drive
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:28 UTC+1 No.71752472 Report

A bit too soon to post a new thread...
next edition should be toolbox edition.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:28 UTC+1 No.71752512 Report

>>71751861
>tfw you are a unsavable
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:29 UTC+1 No.71752571 Report

>>71752357
The Warrener is shit. I only have a Glendale and Blade.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:30 UTC+1 No.71752629 Report

>>71752261
Buffalo S is a sedan? isn't the regular Buffalo a sports?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:31 UTC+1 No.71752697 Report

>>71752472
Better put niece in the fucking OP, faggot
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:33 UTC+1 No.71752861 Report

>>71751790
Huh, I only have a single hipster car on one character for the glitch.

None of them appealed to me.

Nothing wrong with having 3 sedans though. I have the Buffalo S, Tailgater, Exemplar, and Stainier. With 20 slots you have a lot of breathing room.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)04:33 UTC+1 No.71752874 Report

>>71752629
both are 4 door

>>71752512
Yeah apparently they got sketchy quick.

>Good news though. Waifu is home! His and Hers 620's
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:36 UTC+1 No.71753164 Report

>tfw bought warrener and spent a bunch of money on it
>it sucks
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:37 UTC+1 No.71753216 Report

>>71753164
Glendale is awesome
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)04:43 UTC+1 No.71753681 Report

>>71752874
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:43 UTC+1 No.71753704 Report

>>71752861
>4 sedans
>4 sports classics
>3 motorcycles
>3 off-road
>2 muscles
>2 coupe
>1 sport
>1 super to glitch
>still not enough room and want cars not even in the game
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:47 UTC+1 No.71753985 Report

>>71753704
>3 off road

Wow, really?

Which ones?
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)04:49 UTC+1 No.71754094 Report

>>71753681
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:49 UTC+1 No.71754118 Report

>>71753681

Do you think theyll ever make houses in the hills and in the city buyable eventually?

Im not talking soon what with the Next Gen versions needing to get pumped out just eventually.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:50 UTC+1 No.71754191 Report

>>71753985
Bodhi, clean Rebel and MW Mesa.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:50 UTC+1 No.71754198 Report

>>71753164
Wait, isn't it the best in its class?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:51 UTC+1 No.71754320 Report

>>71754118
No
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:53 UTC+1 No.71754496 Report

Why are my toolbox cars suddenly selling for a shitton less than what they were previously?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:54 UTC+1 No.71754549 Report

>>71754118
Next-gen likely (PC most certainly).

This gen, fuck no.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)04:54 UTC+1 No.71754569 Report

>>71754118
maybe some like they did in Campaign, but probably no.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:58 UTC+1 No.71754935 Report

i think it stands where the Zentorno does among the supers as described in this post. >>71701021

the Tailgater has handling and the Super Diamond has top speed. the Warrener has more traction than the Super Diamond, but less than the Tailgater. And it is faster than the Tailgater, but not faster than the Super Diamond. It stands in between, and ends up being widely applicable.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:00 UTC+1 No.71755029 Report

>>71752874
>both are 4 door

the buffalo's still in the sports class regardless of how many doors it's got you mong.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:01 UTC+1 No.71755117 Report

>>71752874
You look goofy as shit and I love it.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)05:05 UTC+1 No.71755463 Report

>>71755117
goood

gonna do some Waynes World ones soon. Finally bought the Rhapsody.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:06 UTC+1 No.71755560 Report

>>71755029
>Dodge Charger
>Sport

Are you a soccer Dad? Stop believing in Rockstar's shitty categories that everyone has thought were retarded from the get go.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)05:09 UTC+1 No.71755836 Report

>>71755463
only a few more of the F620
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)05:11 UTC+1 No.71756001 Report

>>71755836
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:13 UTC+1 No.71756108 Report

>>71755836
>>71756001
>live in the ghetto
>drive a luxury car

Sounds about right.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:14 UTC+1 No.71756190 Report

>>71754118
I'd love to be able to buy some huge mansion, whether a modern one like Franklin's house or something more classy and Victorian, but then again,
>10 car garages probably wouldn't fit with the obviously much smaller-looking garages in mansions
>never being able to safely roam around your backyard knowing someone can just blow you up with a Buzzard
>the absurd prices mansions would cost
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:14 UTC+1 No.71756258 Report

I'm so hyped for the July 4th independence day DLC, can't fuck wait.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)05:20 UTC+1 No.71756631 Report

>>71756108
I even put up a basketball hoop to blend in!
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)05:25 UTC+1 No.71757016 Report

>>71756631
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:30 UTC+1 No.71757287 Report

Still can't believe Rockstar added such a sexy car instead of a generic super. Those louvers are icing on the cake.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:30 UTC+1 No.71757338 Report

How can I get a police van?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:36 UTC+1 No.71757749 Report

>>71757338
Transport vans spawn at three stars along the road with stinger strips. the Riot Van spawns in the parking lot of the vespucci police department. Same place it spawns in the mission cops capacity.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:42 UTC+1 No.71758116 Report

>>71757749
In my garage
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:45 UTC+1 No.71758287 Report

>>71758116
You travel back in time to when GTAO was still fun.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:10 UTC+1 No.71759789 Report

What the fug, I keep joining the same lobby, are the servers messed up on the 360?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:15 UTC+1 No.71760138 Report

There are some great houses up near that lake area. Also some scattered towards Blaine County.

And of course all those cul-de-sacs that are apparently forever "FOR SALE".

I'd sell 8 or 9 cars easily if I got to live somewhere outside the city.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:54 UTC+1 No.71762559 Report

Have a little documentation of a playlist I ended up in today.

http://pastebin.com/zbHauuN3
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:59 UTC+1 No.71762883 Report

Sooo I made a sanchez only obstacle course for people
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/Hextron/games/gtav/jobs/job/sJaAESjotEOC-wNT5iESeg?platformId=1
exbawks only though
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:00 UTC+1 No.71762949 Report

>>71762559
>you exploded - which you did, because getting through the turbines was entirely luck - you landed in the middle of the turbine blades and kept exploding over and over and over until the race ended.

Already laughing.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:03 UTC+1 No.71763097 Report

>>71757287
only 2 super cars have been put in since release
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:06 UTC+1 No.71763252 Report

>>71763097
That's to two many.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:09 UTC+1 No.71763430 Report

>>71702041
Transmission and engine upgrades affect acceleration, something that has no cap in freeroam.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:10 UTC+1 No.71763503 Report

>>71763252
Sure is Hipster Update in here.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:16 UTC+1 No.71763873 Report

>>71762949
Finished it, my sides are in tatters.

It's like reading cracked five years ago before it became PC as fuck and started with the shitty top ten lists.

BBL, gonna make a stairway to heaven race.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:17 UTC+1 No.71763957 Report

>>71763873
Glad you enjoyed.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:20 UTC+1 No.71764163 Report

I wonder how fast load times and character switching will be in the next-gen versions. Thinking about how sweet the next-gen versions will be gets my all tingly.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:41 UTC+1 No.71765538 Report

>>71712956

Where is the weak spot on the tank?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:44 UTC+1 No.71765762 Report

>>71765538
Always the back engine bay.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:49 UTC+1 No.71766052 Report

It's my new 'I'm a faggot please waste your money blowing me up car
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:50 UTC+1 No.71766140 Report

When does R* plan to release an actual expansion to continue single player and not these retarded Online Abortion updates?

What do you guys want in a future expansion,or what are your wild conspiracy theories on it's story?

I wish for one set in Las Venturas where Michael, Trevor, and Franklin decide to knock over one of the casinos in a glorious Oceans Eleven manner, where you play as a undercover cop or FIB agent. Perhaps one character of your choosing is injured throughout most of the campaign in a mission where you become recruited. The goal here is of course to gather evidence and whatnot on the crew to put them away, and take the cut for the FIB. You can choose to destroy or keep evidence here and there, and ultimately decide at the end whether to stick with the crew, or keep your loyalty to your boss and potentially lock up Trevor, Michael, or Franklin.

Of course that won't happen so I just want a casino heist and a Prison Breakout.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:51 UTC+1 No.71766178 Report

>>71766052

Dollar rims?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:51 UTC+1 No.71766195 Report

>>71766178
GOOD IDEA
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:52 UTC+1 No.71766221 Report

>>71766052
Joke's on you, I only have 20 dollars on me when I blow up shitboxes like this.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:53 UTC+1 No.71766285 Report

>>71766195

It's my setup for the Z-Type.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:57 UTC+1 No.71766540 Report

>>71766285
I have yet to see a gold z-type. Do you have one?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:57 UTC+1 No.71766563 Report

>>71766285
Not pictured: Black plate
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)07:59 UTC+1 No.71766656 Report

>>71766563
needs either gold or chrome stripes
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)07:59 UTC+1 No.71766675 Report

>>71766540

Later after work. If anybody else can provide, then that's less effort from me, I guess.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:00 UTC+1 No.71766709 Report

>>71766656
Problem is, the stripes when anything but Ice white don't work, as they're just overshadowed by the gold.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)08:02 UTC+1 No.71766830 Report

>>71766675
I gotcha.

>>71766709
ah

>Takin Cassandra out in 5
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:04 UTC+1 No.71766937 Report

>>71766830

Gold Primary, Chrome Secondary, Dollar Rims w/ Gold Paint, and fully modded.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:04 UTC+1 No.71766948 Report

>R* goes through all the trouble of giving us the ability to manage garages
>immediately results in another dupe exploit

lol, it must REALLY suck to be those guys
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:05 UTC+1 No.71767042 Report

>>71766948
That's what they get for making objects in the garage moveable and also for being cheap jews.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:06 UTC+1 No.71767089 Report

>Comet is soap slippery
Holy shit this is fucking annoying, about to sell it.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)08:10 UTC+1 No.71767330 Report

>>71766937
white walls? vented hood? skirts?

>Just got to Tequi-la-la.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:12 UTC+1 No.71767457 Report

>>71767330
I saw that place earlier next to the rundown, hipster movie theater.

Thanks for reminding me of all the places that we can't go into again.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:13 UTC+1 No.71767497 Report

>>71767330

The works.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:14 UTC+1 No.71767531 Report

>>71762559
that shit was fucking golden
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:14 UTC+1 No.71767538 Report

Question about the Exploit. Could I, in theory, have a garage with one adder, and 9 Elegys, then Proceed to dupe the Adder 9 times with 9 Rebels, selling none?
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)08:16 UTC+1 No.71767641 Report

>>71767457
no prob. More to cum

>>71767497
On it.

>SOOO many hipsters at this joint. SMDH.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)08:20 UTC+1 No.71767850 Report

>>71766937
>>71767497
>>71767641
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:21 UTC+1 No.71767879 Report

>>71766948

There's a reason why hackers gave out billions after Rockstar halved every single payout. No sympathy.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:24 UTC+1 No.71768024 Report

>>71762559
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:24 UTC+1 No.71768030 Report

>>71767850

Yep. Exactly like my Z-Type. Now go out, drain your money to your secondary character, and let the players blow it up.

Oh shit, I forgot. You need the Jazz Loop to make it extra annoying.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:29 UTC+1 No.71768327 Report

When did Rockstar finally fix it where you can stand on moving boats and not fall off?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:30 UTC+1 No.71768356 Report

>>71768327
Never, you just got lucky.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)08:30 UTC+1 No.71768398 Report

>>71768030
Wats got 2 thumbs, a demon and gold Z-Type?

This pic of coursh
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:31 UTC+1 No.71768441 Report

>>71768356
Oh, it was pretty sweet during the dry dock mission where you crack the safe and such. I was standing on the inside of the boat and fired a rocket at the chopper as it strafed the boat hitting it perfectly. Felt so good
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:31 UTC+1 No.71768454 Report

>>71768030
That insurance glitch got patched.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)08:32 UTC+1 No.71768496 Report

>>71768398
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:33 UTC+1 No.71768542 Report

>>71768454

Sometimes it pays to be doubly sure.

Mostly I get the sticky-bombers, but then there's that special autist who thinks that gassing cars still works.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:33 UTC+1 No.71768549 Report

>>71768327
It's always been better than IV where you'd fall off constantly.

>tfw all your buddies hanging off the rails on the tug to stay on while touring around LC
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:34 UTC+1 No.71768587 Report

>>71767850
This is second only to the Rusevelt in being a dick magnet.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)08:36 UTC+1 No.71768685 Report

>>71768587
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:39 UTC+1 No.71768819 Report

>>71768685

> Black Plate

Son, I am proud.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:42 UTC+1 No.71769000 Report

>>71732749
Either use a car with unconventional doors, like the Zentorno, or press your car against the wall, blocking the other door with the toolbox.

Then warp inside by pressing Y/Triangle, followed immediately by right d-pad.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:43 UTC+1 No.71769084 Report

>>71769000
It works with a trapped car door? c'mon man, I can't afford to waste 3k here, I only have 2.2 million
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:43 UTC+1 No.71769089 Report

>>71768587

So how does the list go anyway?

> Rusevelt w/ default horns
> Golden Z-Type
> Chrome Adder
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:45 UTC+1 No.71769158 Report

>>71769084
If it didn't work I wouldn't have said it. Just get the timing right.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:48 UTC+1 No.71769362 Report

Is SAMP dead? Do any of you guys play it?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:49 UTC+1 No.71769398 Report

What do you think best represents an early 90s luxury Chrysler?
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)08:49 UTC+1 No.71769438 Report

some guy said he "wanted to fill my trunk full of lead." I told him Z-Types dont have tow packages...
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:50 UTC+1 No.71769468 Report

>>71769089
Zentorno in chrome or gold is the new Adder.

It screams "I HAVE MONEY AND YOU DON'T".
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)08:58 UTC+1 No.71769876 Report

Sup Ztypebro, did I do good? I think it compliments my Gold/Chrome Adder.Also pictured, The DeClasse Sanic
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)08:59 UTC+1 No.71769951 Report

>>71767641
>Stopped by the record store after the show. Fuckin digital age.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)09:03 UTC+1 No.71770169 Report

>>71769951
>New record from Mastodon is puuurty good. And I finally got the mythical White Flamen V! Told you it would be mine.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:05 UTC+1 No.71770226 Report

>>71769876

If you're going for maximum dick magnetism, I guess. But for the record, Chrome looks awful as a primary. The Z-Type has enough surface area for its secondary color that the Chrome stands out without being too much or too understated.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:06 UTC+1 No.71770295 Report

>>71770226
It's a complimentary piece to my Gold Adder and >>71769438's Z type
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)09:11 UTC+1 No.71770580 Report

>>71770169
>Cassandra ran off with some record label dick. ;_;
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)09:18 UTC+1 No.71770924 Report

>>71770580
>Interracial shits
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:19 UTC+1 No.71770957 Report

>>71769876
That is terrible. Plus the Z-Type should have black plates.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:22 UTC+1 No.71771072 Report

>>71770957
>That is terrible
>Plus the Z-Type should have black plates
so it's perfect?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:25 UTC+1 No.71771185 Report

>>71766140
>where you play as a undercover cop or FIB agent.
>GTA

gtfo
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:30 UTC+1 No.71771396 Report

>>71682184

Holy filtered fuckbucket, batman!

Stop shitposting.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)09:31 UTC+1 No.71771434 Report

>>71771185
>>71766140
the game you are looking for is called Sleeping Dogs

>I asked Siri where to find some nice, cherry girls.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:35 UTC+1 No.71771570 Report

>>71766948

What's the dupe glitch this time?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)09:37 UTC+1 No.71771632 Report

>>71771570
>>71689280
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El chupacabra-Cadabra 06/25/14(Wed)09:44 UTC+1 No.71771960 Report

>>71766937
You rang?
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)09:48 UTC+1 No.71772146 Report

>>71771434
>Apparently Cassandra is getting married to the guy now! Thats it. Getting this cunts name of body and I'm scrubbing this ridiculous face paint off. KISS was always her band anyway. Gene Simmons is such a hack, probably the only they have his design.
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Sam Sung 06/25/14(Wed)09:53 UTC+1 No.71772374 Report

>>71767538
>>71766563
>>71767850
>>71768398
>>71771960
We ballas now

>>71767538
Unless you had a second garage, no. You could put all your elegys into another garage as the adders will still take up a space if you don't sell them... I hope that's the answer you're looking for. If not, please clarify.
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)10:00 UTC+1 No.71772682 Report

>>71772146
>Alright, new ink healing. Grabbing some 'Za and putting that bitch out of my mind. Got a interview at the Weazel News building this morning. They might be interested in our show!
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:09 UTC+1 No.71773009 Report

>>71772374
Lets put it this way. On this character I'm not really looking to sell them right away. I'm looking to hold a 'trust fund' of adders, if you will. In case another R*ckoning happens after this. So I'd build up to 20 Adders. Right now I've just been buying, and moving the Rebel
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:11 UTC+1 No.71773063 Report

>>71772374
Should I make my Z Type Gold with Chrome then, or leave it Chrome w/ Gold?

Asking in general as to which would be more obnoxious
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S. Ipkiss 06/25/14(Wed)10:11 UTC+1 No.71773064 Report

>>71772682
>Interview starts in 20 mins. Talked to the receptionist and she said they just got a new "Get a load of this guy" camera. Whatever that means.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:18 UTC+1 No.71773326 Report

I heard females got a new shirt with a tie that came with the hipster update but I can't find it anywhere.
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Oni Chan 06/25/14(Wed)10:30 UTC+1 No.71773771 Report

>>71773063
Gold w/ chrome more obnoxious, in my mind.

>>71773326
It's in the Over Shoulder tops section. It's a painted tie.

>>71773009
You're technique will work.
But 1 adder and max it out (minus paint jobs, don't forget wheel shit and 50k horn). If you need help with something else, let me nobro
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:33 UTC+1 No.71773890 Report

>>71773771
>1 adder maxed out
Problem is, my Second character is a lvl 1.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:37 UTC+1 No.71774058 Report

>>71754935
Isn't the Benefactor Schafter pretty much the same as the tailgater?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:38 UTC+1 No.71774104 Report

>>71773890
Riiight. Well do as much as you can. A LVL1 trust fund can still have the 50k horn, 22k tire smoke, and a few other things that will increase resale value.

For those doing the toolbox thing, the Zentorno can sell up to about 180k, but the Cockette goes for about 200k, although I haven't duped it yet.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:39 UTC+1 No.71774152 Report

>>71774104
>Coquette goes for 200k
Gotta try this next
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:40 UTC+1 No.71774220 Report

>>71774152
Yeah, it has a shit ton of additional upgrades.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:41 UTC+1 No.71774243 Report

>>71751082
You don't have to call Contacts for missions anymore
>Start
>Jobs
>Host Jobs
>Rockstar Created
>Missions
>Select Rooftop Rumble
You are now hosting Rooftop Rumble (If you're high enough level)
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:42 UTC+1 No.71774296 Report

>>71773771
Ah didn't expect it to be in the over shoulder tops. Thank you very much.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)10:53 UTC+1 No.71774732 Report

Finally Rockstar lets me sell my Turismo.
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