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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General; /csgog/ Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)05:49 UTC+1 No.85731793 Report

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.csgocalendar.com

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://loungeassistant.github.io/Lounge-Assistant
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNAHYfQ-Ojw
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/4f9kfhmi
Stop taking Valve MM so seriously
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)05:50 UTC+1 No.85731959 Report

1rd for benis
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)05:51 UTC+1 No.85732036 Report

xth for Steam is retarded with their wallet lock
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)05:53 UTC+1 No.85732189 Report

>go on a streamers channel with less that 200 viewers
>say this channel sucks
>they get super fucking pissed off and go on a rant for like 2 minutes

its great
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)05:53 UTC+1 No.85732191 Report

>>85729915
I really like these 2

http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=330854556
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)05:53 UTC+1 No.85732230 Report

one millionth for update tonight
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)05:57 UTC+1 No.85732526 Report

of all the epic OC memes you could have used, you HAD to go with another fucking JW repost

fuck you reported and thread hidden
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)05:58 UTC+1 No.85732553 Report

>>85732191
It's like the AK-47 Rise I posted but better textured. Thanks for posting, I think I'll actually rate it up and favorite it.

It's a lot easier to post things that obviously won't make it into the game, like
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=338383316
and
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=337705305
but there are some decent skins out there. I actually try to help people by giving them advice on skins that have potential due to this, I think the workshop system is kind of shit due to the fact that you just have people in the lower popularity areas trading for favorites and rates.
Also, this guy makes pretty good weapon skins and stickers, here's his Deagle that was actually a bit popular for a bit.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=311407191
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)05:59 UTC+1 No.85732672 Report

Operation when? drop rate reset when
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:01 UTC+1 No.85732817 Report

>>85732553
That guy who made the deagle also made this AK and I fucking love it.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=315874856
>that rugged look
Fits the AK so well.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:06 UTC+1 No.85733138 Report

>All these people hating on horsefuckers

Half of this thread has at some point watched the show or posted on /mlp/, if you are not one of them you are someone with enough hobbies already or an autistic LE EBIN ANTIBONY that is more autistic than any horsefucker on 4chan. That and you're going to be a horsefucker eventually anyways, you're just fighting it.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:07 UTC+1 No.85733240 Report

>>85733138
baited for this EXACT response
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:07 UTC+1 No.85733250 Report

>>85732817
He even made a little comic type thing for it. That's commitment to a project, Valve really needs to add some of this guys skins instead of piling on more of those Cyrex and Asiimov skins.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:12 UTC+1 No.85733619 Report

we /skrillex/ here right
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:12 UTC+1 No.85733643 Report

>>85733250
And it's kinda unique. I just want a worn and rugged AK like that. It's probably the best AK skin I have seen, along with Cartel.

The next crate will have an Asiimov AK I fear. I can stand the A4 and the AWP too (nobody ever uses the P90 Asiimov) but the AK looks so out of place.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:12 UTC+1 No.85733671 Report

billy jpel
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:14 UTC+1 No.85733815 Report

What's everyone's opinion on all these knife skins on the workshop? I don't like them personally, I don't see why Valve would add them. I see what they're doing, they're trying to essentially copy the success of skins like the Fade skins and the Redline skins, yet there hasn't been a single design like Damascus Steel or anything that makes sense. However, if someone made a new knife all together, that'd be a different story. Maybe a switchblade, or a trench knife like pic related.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:16 UTC+1 No.85733938 Report

>>85733815
helloooo reddit
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:17 UTC+1 No.85734060 Report

>>85733815
>valve doesn't accept knife skins or finishes
>they have stated so multiple times
>people still put them on the workshop under other weapon categories
>get thousands of autistics who could never afford the knife to upboat it
>complain when it isn't added

Steam community best community huh
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:19 UTC+1 No.85734168 Report

>>85734060
source? where did they say that
not saying ur wrong
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:19 UTC+1 No.85734215 Report

>>85733815
the only thing I'd like to see would be a remake of the 1.6/CSS knife
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:20 UTC+1 No.85734229 Report

Rate all the maps from best to worst in your own opinion.
1.)Mirage
2.)Inferno
3.)Nuke
4.)Aztec
5.)Train
6.)Vertigo
7.)Dust 2
8.)Cobblestone
9.)Office
10.)Overpass
11.)Cache
12.)Dust
13.)Italy
14.)Assault
15.)Militia
I'm a master memer elite.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:20 UTC+1 No.85734250 Report

>>85734060
Fucking stupid people.
>this is currently the top skin on workshop
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=334996944&searchtext=
Looks like shit.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:20 UTC+1 No.85734273 Report

post your gay rank and your mm rank, GO!
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:21 UTC+1 No.85734317 Report

>ct on inferno
>go a
>the 2 retards at b lose it EVERY SINGLE TIME

FUCK
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:21 UTC+1 No.85734368 Report

>>85734060
>>85734250
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:22 UTC+1 No.85734387 Report

>>85734317
My experience is the opposite. I usually go B with a friend and the Ts take A every time.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:23 UTC+1 No.85734454 Report

>>85734168
>no knife option in the workshop
>when people asked why not over twitter they replied they were currently not accepting knife submissions
>people still make them

On mobile so I can't link shit, but that's the gist of it.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:23 UTC+1 No.85734539 Report

>>85734454
aight
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:24 UTC+1 No.85734559 Report

>>85734229
Mirage
Inferno
Cache
Italy
Dust 2
Nuke
the rest
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:24 UTC+1 No.85734582 Report

>>85733938
Not quite.
8.chan, actually. /go and /cs/ are dead as fuck.
Guess I haven't been used to /vg/ in a bit, sorry for acting like a faggot, just wanted to talk about skins and shit. Made me reply though, nice work.
>>85734060
Well, I guess that does include different skins in general.
>>85734215
I must have seen somewhere that there's something in the game files hinting at this. I'd hope 5 year vets would all get this knife as a nice bonus. Or 10 year vets, even.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:26 UTC+1 No.85734725 Report

>>85734582
>tfw 15y vet
>only 5y badge available
I don't get this.

Give me back the old strong knife move, that's all I miss.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:26 UTC+1 No.85734774 Report

>>85734582
>I'd hope 5 year vets would all get this knife as a nice bonus. Or 10 year vets, even.
Valve wouldn't waste their time for something vets get for free, especially for a classic default knife.
They'd put it in a case if they made it.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:27 UTC+1 No.85734838 Report

>>85734250
>NOTE: By no means did I copy anything from the existing Redline theme. This idea has been in my head for a long time already.

Jesus Christ. Everyone flag this for plagiarism with me PLEASE.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:28 UTC+1 No.85734931 Report

>>85734368
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:28 UTC+1 No.85734937 Report

>>85734838
who the hell puts that as a note?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:30 UTC+1 No.85735059 Report

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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:30 UTC+1 No.85735064 Report

>>85734937
me...
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:31 UTC+1 No.85735127 Report

>>85734931
I honestly can't think of something more retarded than this.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:32 UTC+1 No.85735203 Report

>>85734931
god damn why is the steam community such cancer
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:32 UTC+1 No.85735248 Report

>>85735127
How about
>>85734273
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:33 UTC+1 No.85735265 Report

MAKE YOUR PROFILES PRIVATE RIGHT NOW

there's an exploit on youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzVQ0_PRdyE) that lets you use a trade offer to steal their items. The only protection is if they dont know what items you have...
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:33 UTC+1 No.85735302 Report

>>85735127
Steam Workshop, everyone. This is why I wanted to actually talk about skins for a bit on the workshop tonight, most people that actually browse the workshop are like this.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:33 UTC+1 No.85735312 Report

>>85735059
Definitely one of the more varied USP-S skins I've seen in the workshop.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:35 UTC+1 No.85735430 Report

>>85735265
i doubt this is real loooooooooooool
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11/08/14(Sat)06:36 UTC+1 No.85735502 Report

>>85735265
http://puu.sh/cDWbw/c10c80d2ae.txt
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:36 UTC+1 No.85735512 Report

>>85735265
Doesn't seem legitimate, but my profile already has a private inventory (my alt handles all the betting and trading in case something happens to that account).
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:36 UTC+1 No.85735513 Report

>>85735430
>loooooooooooool

>>>/msnmessenger/
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:36 UTC+1 No.85735515 Report

>>85735265
downloaded
thx4skins guys ;)
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:37 UTC+1 No.85735609 Report

>>85735430
>>85735502
>>85735512
>>85735515
thx foreskins that url was a keylogger ur all fugd now eheh
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:38 UTC+1 No.85735623 Report

is nitro the best a1 skin
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:38 UTC+1 No.85735649 Report

>>85735502
im not clicking that virus
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:38 UTC+1 No.85735653 Report

http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=forums&d=topic&id=603370

what the literal fuck

>Hiko wasn't trolling me. Hiko is a very nice person. I was silver 1 when he told me about ESEA.

>After a lesson with Hiko about 6 weeks ago, he suggested I subscribe to ESEA. Today I was able to subscribe. I reluctantly joined my first ESEA pug because often on STEAM I am insulted and made fun of.

>After being called an idiot by a team mate and later insulted by a team mate that I played as bad as a bot and then end game being told I should learn how to play before playing on ESEA, I can't say I felt very welcome.

>1 rws


LOOOL
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:40 UTC+1 No.85735787 Report

>>85735653
>be new to competitive
>do esea
>get shit talked for days because i'm bad
>keep playing
>git gud
>i now shit talk new players for days
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:42 UTC+1 No.85735885 Report

>>85735653
isnt she that 60 year old streamer? i have her on my silver account :^)
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:42 UTC+1 No.85735919 Report

>>85735653
>>85735787
[PAID BOTNET INTENSIFIES]
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:43 UTC+1 No.85735968 Report

holy tits im boreddd
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:44 UTC+1 No.85736037 Report

>>85735885
yeah she is

hiko #1 troll
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:45 UTC+1 No.85736116 Report

>>85735919
nice meme brooooo

hello reddit
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:47 UTC+1 No.85736291 Report

cevo or faceit?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:48 UTC+1 No.85736327 Report

>>85735653
i had her unfriend me because I talked shit to the enemy team the entire time
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:48 UTC+1 No.85736352 Report

>>85736291
cevo

you cant use seed on faceit
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:57 UTC+1 No.85736984 Report

tfw
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:59 UTC+1 No.85737117 Report

>>85736984
Was it worth the $15?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)06:59 UTC+1 No.85737149 Report

>>85737117
NO
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)07:03 UTC+1 No.85737454 Report

>>85735653
>tfw you have a shitty pug at the start of the month and get 4 rws
>tfw you dont pug at all for the rest of the month and its stuck on your profile
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)07:03 UTC+1 No.85737475 Report

Joshua Nissan @JoshNissan · 6h 6 hours ago

ROFL my brothers gf charges my brother $5 each time he farts outside of their house. He owes her $10 xD
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)07:17 UTC+1 No.85738472 Report

ded
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)07:18 UTC+1 No.85738535 Report

game
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)07:19 UTC+1 No.85738607 Report

ded
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)07:21 UTC+1 No.85738705 Report

fug her rigt in the pussy
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)07:22 UTC+1 No.85738817 Report

anime rules
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)07:24 UTC+1 No.85738921 Report

>>85734229

0. Vertigo
1. Inferno
2. Cache
3. Mirage
4. Dust 2
5. Nuke
6. Overpass
Rest are aids and you couldn't find them even if you waited an hour in my cunt.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)07:27 UTC+1 No.85739170 Report

>>85738921
vertigo takes forever to find a match tho
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)07:30 UTC+1 No.85739362 Report

>>85738817
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)07:33 UTC+1 No.85739498 Report

>>85739362
he's so cute :3
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)07:33 UTC+1 No.85739516 Report

>>85739362
thanks
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)07:48 UTC+1 No.85740561 Report

>>85732191
There's an M4 skins with a basilisk or hydra thing that I like.

It's a nice mix of solid color, non Assimov style while the snake thing isn't too annoying or standouts a ton
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:03 UTC+1 No.85741416 Report

>>85739362
Whats the point of having someone stand behind them during their matches? Do they actually do anything besides touching the players mid game and trying to "pump them up"? Do they talk strats or something?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:04 UTC+1 No.85741508 Report

>>85741416
he's the analyst or strat caller as they say
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:05 UTC+1 No.85741562 Report

>>85734229
1 office
2 office
3 office
4 cache
5 mirage
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:05 UTC+1 No.85741574 Report

>>85734273
This chart I just made is better
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:07 UTC+1 No.85741660 Report

>>85734273
>>85741574
neither of these good
they imply too much linearity
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:10 UTC+1 No.85741882 Report

>>85741660
The only linear thing here is the linear patch of my dick into your butthole. Guess where I rank on the scale.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:11 UTC+1 No.85741979 Report

>>85741882
hun you aint nearly gay enough to last a night with me
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:17 UTC+1 No.85742307 Report

i fucking hate my life
the only thing i had was being somewhat ok at cs
but now i fucking blow dicks at that too
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:18 UTC+1 No.85742430 Report

>>85741979
Threat level red detected
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:20 UTC+1 No.85742493 Report

mg3 who wants to play

ps im drunk
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:20 UTC+1 No.85742498 Report

>>85739362
>old image without pig headphones
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:21 UTC+1 No.85742589 Report

which one of you cunts is harassing moe
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:22 UTC+1 No.85742604 Report

>>85742493
add me

http://steamcommunity.com/id/CommonPleb
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:29 UTC+1 No.85743026 Report

ded thread
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:31 UTC+1 No.85743112 Report

Does this rustle anyone else?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:32 UTC+1 No.85743178 Report

>>85743026
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:33 UTC+1 No.85743213 Report

>>85743112
now it does fuck you
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:33 UTC+1 No.85743240 Report

>>85743178
I can't take this seriously.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:35 UTC+1 No.85743313 Report

>>85743112
Valve can't get shit right even small shit like that.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:38 UTC+1 No.85743467 Report

>>85743026

back the FUCK off my waifu faggot
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:39 UTC+1 No.85743517 Report

>>85743026
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:47 UTC+1 No.85743932 Report

goddamn I would fuck m0e's sister
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:47 UTC+1 No.85743974 Report

>>85739170
Yeh but it's worth it cos it's sooo good.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:49 UTC+1 No.85744085 Report

>>85743467
No, she's mine.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:57 UTC+1 No.85744448 Report

Is FaceIt good? I am tired of playing against cheaters in valve mm. I am alright with being stomped as long as it's a legit
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)08:57 UTC+1 No.85744475 Report

>be mg shitter
>play with high ranks
>he invites DMGs
>I top frag

I used to think DMGs were good but honestly like 80% of them are bad
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:00 UTC+1 No.85744586 Report

>>85744448
Why wouldn't it be?
But i've heard that faceit uses VAC and that's it not sure, I think Cevo has it's own AC.
ESEA isn't a bitcoin miner anymore so there's that too.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:01 UTC+1 No.85744657 Report

>>85744475
but you're an mg shitter and they're dmgs which has mg in the name you retard.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:08 UTC+1 No.85744950 Report

plz ;-;
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:09 UTC+1 No.85745008 Report

>>85744950
dw just come to bed with me we will cuddle
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:10 UTC+1 No.85745078 Report

>>85745008
I'm asexual I don't need anyone else.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:11 UTC+1 No.85745120 Report

>>85745078
cuddling isnt sexual dummy
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:13 UTC+1 No.85745202 Report

All in Leldlc and Fantastic?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:14 UTC+1 No.85745239 Report

everyone remember to report the gay
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:17 UTC+1 No.85745372 Report

>play first competitive games today
>Only 7hrs of experience in CSGO or any CS game for that matter
>Games go well
>Variety of maps, nice people, close matches
>Take a break for a few hours
>Come back on an hour or two ago
>Dust II only
>First round we had two very good guys on our team
>But they were trolls
>Intentionally play like shit till the score is like 11-3 or something
>Start playing
>Score goes to 11-11
>They vote kick me after they annoyed the other two players enough to leave
>Second round
>Nobody talks and they all rush mid every round
>3rd round is more or less the same
Jesus Christ, I need to find friends to play with. Also, how much time should I be devoting to just practicing spreads and stutter shots on a wall?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:20 UTC+1 No.85745517 Report

>>85745372
silvers and novas would love to play with you
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:22 UTC+1 No.85745592 Report

>>85745517
I'm not even ranked yet
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:23 UTC+1 No.85745609 Report

>>85745372
post rank, id and region
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:23 UTC+1 No.85745623 Report

>>85745592
means you're literally better then a silver
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:25 UTC+1 No.85745723 Report

>>85745609
Rank: Unraked
Id: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198014415541
Region: East Coast
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:26 UTC+1 No.85745745 Report

>>85745723
>anime girl

FUCK OFF
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:31 UTC+1 No.85746024 Report

When I trade stuff for keys, does it matter which keys I get? Or are all of them completely equal?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:33 UTC+1 No.85746110 Report

jesus christ you faggots on nuke should seriously kill yourself.

memespouting redditors please fuck off
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:33 UTC+1 No.85746123 Report

>that feel when you cannot find a way to buy a tank of pure helium in texas
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:34 UTC+1 No.85746154 Report

>>85746123
dude stop
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:35 UTC+1 No.85746197 Report

>>85746154
stop what
looking for helium?
are you suggesting that i just go for charcoal instead?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:36 UTC+1 No.85746231 Report

>>85746197
stop posting
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:37 UTC+1 No.85746269 Report

>>85746231
ok
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:40 UTC+1 No.85746376 Report

>>85746024
they are all equal, some people prefer phoenix or breakout though
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:45 UTC+1 No.85746590 Report

>>85746376
Alrighty, thanks.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:50 UTC+1 No.85746823 Report

>>85746110

>ever playing that shit imbalanced map

you asked for it
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)09:51 UTC+1 No.85746878 Report

leaf is my waifu
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:06 UTC+1 No.85747445 Report

just woke up ama
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:07 UTC+1 No.85747478 Report

>tfw losing interest in this game
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:07 UTC+1 No.85747506 Report

>>85747478
nigga i aint lost it a bit and i have 2.400 hours on tha clock

step up
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:07 UTC+1 No.85747515 Report

>>85747445
wanna get in bed with me
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:09 UTC+1 No.85747556 Report

>>85747515
na i woke up i aint goin back in there

shit imma shoot some niggas on aim srv
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:10 UTC+1 No.85747585 Report

>>85747556
ill cuddle you while you play dont worry
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:10 UTC+1 No.85747613 Report

>>85747585
hmmm ait are you a cute girl tho???

otherwise fuck outta here fag
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:12 UTC+1 No.85747660 Report

>>85747613
I can be
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:13 UTC+1 No.85747708 Report

>>85747660
naaaaah man fuck that shit bruh i aint fuckin wit that gay shit nah

real talk fucks outta here gay nigga
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:17 UTC+1 No.85747862 Report

>>85747708
homo
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:17 UTC+1 No.85747870 Report

j-just woke up ama
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:18 UTC+1 No.85747886 Report

>>85747478
>Playing S&D on the same maps all the time.
New operation and VIP when?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:18 UTC+1 No.85747898 Report

>>85747870
ayo whats coolin dog
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:19 UTC+1 No.85747929 Report

>>85747870
wana cuddle
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:21 UTC+1 No.85748001 Report

>PUG ranks
Why do you guys care?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:22 UTC+1 No.85748046 Report

>>85747929
yes! can you be a cute girl for me please?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:23 UTC+1 No.85748097 Report

>>85748046
yes
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:24 UTC+1 No.85748105 Report

>>85748046
baited for this exact response
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:31 UTC+1 No.85748390 Report

>Tfw no one online to play CS:GO with
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:32 UTC+1 No.85748441 Report

>>85748390
if you arent a weeb and/or a fag we can play np
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:33 UTC+1 No.85748450 Report

>>85748390
im online
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:35 UTC+1 No.85748524 Report

>>85748450
But are you on my list?

>>85748441
I only watch anime ironically and liking cute guys isn't very gay so I'm neither of those.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:38 UTC+1 No.85748648 Report

Anybody wanna play?

I'm nova 3

http://steamcommunity.com/id/dezly
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:39 UTC+1 No.85748661 Report

tfw i'm not good enough to carry my nova buddies against double aks as a dmg

how do i git gud
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:39 UTC+1 No.85748671 Report

>>85748524
ill cuddle you tho
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:43 UTC+1 No.85748807 Report

>>85748671
That would be nice.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:43 UTC+1 No.85748823 Report

>>85748648
/id/fuck1weebs
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:43 UTC+1 No.85748834 Report

>>85748807
my beds always open
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:46 UTC+1 No.85748925 Report

>>85748834
does that come with access to your ass as well?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:47 UTC+1 No.85748963 Report

>>85748925
if youre cute
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:49 UTC+1 No.85749035 Report

gimme a track for my sick fragmovie
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:49 UTC+1 No.85749037 Report

yoo
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:49 UTC+1 No.85749064 Report

>>85748963
the cutest
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:50 UTC+1 No.85749093 Report

>>85749064
well then play your cards right and you can dummy
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:51 UTC+1 No.85749123 Report

>nobody but me knows how cute dezly is

this is the best feeling. I hope he gets embarrassed that I'm posting about him
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:51 UTC+1 No.85749137 Report

>>85749123
>posting about a nova 3
lmao
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:52 UTC+1 No.85749174 Report

>>85749123
you are literali dezly
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:54 UTC+1 No.85749243 Report

>>85749123
>you cant play with dezly because the ping would make it unplayable

this is the worst feeling.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)10:56 UTC+1 No.85749319 Report

>>85749243
i play with my euro friends all the,time at 160ping its not bad
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:00 UTC+1 No.85749431 Report

tfw had to reinstall my os
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:01 UTC+1 No.85749486 Report

>>85749431
literally cheating
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:01 UTC+1 No.85749490 Report

>matched with a 4 stack of epic trolls
>do shit like flash continuously at the start of rounds
>aren't quite trying to lose, but wanting to fuck around more than try
>other team literally begins collapsing from the inside
>some guy was apparently micspamming and being a general asshat the whole time and one guy called him out on it
>eventually they start to throw purposely to spite the guy
these are the kind of games that make me feel dirty for winning
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:04 UTC+1 No.85749592 Report

>>85749037
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:06 UTC+1 No.85749680 Report

>>85749592
kuroneko a too logical, and lets something get in the way of love at the end of the day
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:10 UTC+1 No.85749818 Report

>>85749680
I would make her happy.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:22 UTC+1 No.85750301 Report

ayo postin some rare shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py4Iouu6-5E
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:26 UTC+1 No.85750423 Report

What do you call this area? Only old school players will get this right
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:26 UTC+1 No.85750439 Report

>>85749431
post organ donation cfg???? dual booted but its so blatant atm
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:27 UTC+1 No.85750495 Report

>>85750423
"new".jpg
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:29 UTC+1 No.85750541 Report

>>85750423
gate
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:31 UTC+1 No.85750606 Report

>>85750423
carpets
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:31 UTC+1 No.85750609 Report

>>85750423
Only old school players will know, I usually say dark room/bed room so they check the general area.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:32 UTC+1 No.85750680 Report

>>85750423
spoiler, it's called "new", because in the first inferno from 14-15 years ago, the A-house didn't exist. People who were clever enough to read the file name might have been clued in on this
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:35 UTC+1 No.85750768 Report

>>85750680
its literally a apps no one bothers to call new, if you play in a squad of 1.6 ballers you literally call the right path carpets and the left one vent or jellies

cu @ lan
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:37 UTC+1 No.85750834 Report

>>85750439
can sell sets for $30
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:37 UTC+1 No.85750861 Report

>>85750768
bro I only play with 1.3 ballers, 1.6ers are such newfags.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:39 UTC+1 No.85750936 Report

>>85750861
na ur just a wannabe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InGtiEXQyF0
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:40 UTC+1 No.85750956 Report

>>85750861
Okay grandpa, my favorite CS is GO and i'm already global
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:40 UTC+1 No.85750964 Report

>>85750936
>he's never seen the barrel of the AWP while he's zoomed in
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:40 UTC+1 No.85750969 Report

NEW OPERATION

FUCKING WHEEEEEEEEEN
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:41 UTC+1 No.85751008 Report

>>85750964
1.3 map versions are inferior to 1.6
1.5 knife model sucks mad dick

1.6 is literally perfect

you literally cannot deny this
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Gabe Newell 11/08/14(Sat)11:43 UTC+1 No.85751076 Report

>>85750969
right now
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:44 UTC+1 No.85751096 Report

i fucking LOVE vaporwave
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:45 UTC+1 No.85751154 Report

I take a shot of Henessey now I'm strong enough to face the madness
Nickel bag full of sess weed laced with hash
Phone calls from my niggaz on the, other side
Two childhood friends just died, I couldn't cry
A damn shame, when will we ever change
And what remains from a twelve gauge to the brain
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:45 UTC+1 No.85751158 Report

>>85751008
the changes from 1.5 to 1.6 in the maps aren't that significant tho

Not like the clusterfuck of these Source/GO maps
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:47 UTC+1 No.85751210 Report

>>85751158
this I agree with
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:47 UTC+1 No.85751227 Report

>pisol round
>first shot headshot
>amazing feel
>now all enemies are out
>fail everyshot
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:48 UTC+1 No.85751262 Report

>>85751227
>pistol round
>first shot headshot
>remeber that im fucking good at this game
>get 4 more
ezo
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:48 UTC+1 No.85751272 Report

>>85751210
I mean, what was wrong with CPL/Window on Inferno? Now you have to check so many fucking corners and shit
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:50 UTC+1 No.85751332 Report

>>85751272
literally nothing but they added so many useless shit and ruined so many maps that i just go with it

still dreamin about that deagle rework maybe dgl will be fucking usable
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:50 UTC+1 No.85751345 Report

>>85751262
>pistol round
>first shot headshot
>remeber that we all bought zeuses so my team threw them at me
>get 4 more zeus kills
ez pz
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:52 UTC+1 No.85751382 Report

>>85751227
>pistol round
>just go for knife kills
>amazing feel after backstabbing the first one
>go and stab 4 more
>leave because it's simply unfair to be as good as I am
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:52 UTC+1 No.85751404 Report

>>85751227
>pistol round ct
>holding D2 b alone
>T's rush from dark, get 4k
>teammates goes one by one ang gives him ace

I swear faceit is even worse than matchmaking
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:53 UTC+1 No.85751449 Report

>>85751332
Deagle reworked to 1.6-version
$650
CZ moved to Deagle slot

Oh how hard was it to literally fix the game
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:54 UTC+1 No.85751462 Report

Rate my 3 kills guys.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:55 UTC+1 No.85751487 Report

>>85751449
>m-muh deagle
>le fixing the game by changing 1 weapon
can't you go be retarded somewhere else?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:56 UTC+1 No.85751535 Report

>>85751487
oh also, remove the one shot headshot kills on all pistols except the deagle
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:57 UTC+1 No.85751576 Report

whos is the dankest memer on cgog?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:58 UTC+1 No.85751585 Report

>>85751535
usp on kev w/o helmet is 1hs
same with glock burst

with new pistols added shit like cz will have ohko

but real talk deagle has to be reworked cus atm its a useless gun
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:58 UTC+1 No.85751618 Report

>>85751462
>SMFC
>LEM
>DMG
>almost losing against MGEs

LMAO
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:59 UTC+1 No.85751624 Report

>>85751585
yea I mean helmet sorry.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:59 UTC+1 No.85751630 Report

funny mic moments, share

>b on inferno with a guy
>I push b for no valid reason and ide
>next round ct spawn
>my camera is turned to him
>in a creepy whispering voice he says "don't push b, don't push b"
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)11:59 UTC+1 No.85751634 Report

>>85751535
b-b-but muh tec-9 one deags through helmets at rifle range
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:02 UTC+1 No.85751716 Report

>>85751462
is moe homeless yet
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:05 UTC+1 No.85751842 Report

post gud trax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKSZWme3Bpc
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:09 UTC+1 No.85751959 Report

>>85751630
haha
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:11 UTC+1 No.85752052 Report

>>85751462
>nova 4 outfragging a smfc
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:16 UTC+1 No.85752229 Report

threads more dead than my social life
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:20 UTC+1 No.85752360 Report

>>85752229
>not having an active social life on steam
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:22 UTC+1 No.85752449 Report

What do you call this? The wrong anwser may get you killed/called gobabby or sourcetrash
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:23 UTC+1 No.85752501 Report

>>85752360
i got active social life during lans but they happened so rarely in my country

fuck that shit
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:23 UTC+1 No.85752505 Report

>>85752449
hut
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:25 UTC+1 No.85752557 Report

>>85752505
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:25 UTC+1 No.85752559 Report

>>85752449
kurnik :^)
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:26 UTC+1 No.85752631 Report

>Americans literally call silo marshmallow
Jesus christ
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:27 UTC+1 No.85752668 Report

>>85752631
>some people literally don't call mountain mountain
fixed that bro
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:28 UTC+1 No.85752680 Report

>>85752631
>calling rock silo
fucking source shitters
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:29 UTC+1 No.85752731 Report

>>85752668
>>85752680
>using old callouts when they don't make sense anymore
woah you're such an oldfag bro
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:30 UTC+1 No.85752753 Report

>>85752449
What part of it? Your screenshot shows several possible callouts. I included the most popular here.
Just out of sight of your screenshot are call-outs like behind A silo, in front A silo, on top of hut, mini-hut, vents
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:30 UTC+1 No.85752769 Report

>>85752731
You probably call CPL boiler faggot
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:30 UTC+1 No.85752773 Report

>>85752731
still better than u lmao

159.239.3.109:27015;password esl

cu on
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:31 UTC+1 No.85752797 Report

all in fanatic y/n
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:31 UTC+1 No.85752829 Report

>>85752753
>heaven
It's called catwalk scrub

also it's called yellow not hut
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:32 UTC+1 No.85752835 Report

>>85752769
bruh
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:33 UTC+1 No.85752889 Report

why cant i bet
All queues are currently full. Please try again later.
since one hour
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:33 UTC+1 No.85752891 Report

>>85752449
yellow
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:33 UTC+1 No.85752898 Report

>>85752829
>catwalk
is the outside walkway that overlooks outside, for crosses down into secret

>yellow
lol
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:33 UTC+1 No.85752902 Report

>>85752829
lmao
m
a
o
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:34 UTC+1 No.85752924 Report

I recently bought CS:GO, calibrated at Silver 2, Silver 3 now
How do I git gud?
I learned that simple communication and if only just telling your teammates to rush b as 5 helps a lot, but obviously that doesn't help if your team is four russians that don't understand what you want and you're lucky to get a CYKA back
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:35 UTC+1 No.85752948 Report

ya'll shitters using proper callout wont help you cus youre all fucking trash at this game

and play mm

like who the fuck cares how do you call it if you cant adapt and win the round

lows
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:36 UTC+1 No.85752992 Report

>>85752924

Learn to move around, learn to aim, learn crosshair placement. By doing these three things you can get to dmg at least.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:38 UTC+1 No.85753053 Report

>>85752898
>secret
You mean new/stairs?

Also you must be pretty new if you don't know/use these callouts
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:40 UTC+1 No.85753110 Report

>>85752829
mah 1.6 niggah
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:40 UTC+1 No.85753129 Report

>>85753053
>making up calls
holy kek stop posting anytime
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:42 UTC+1 No.85753189 Report

>>85753129
>making up calls
You've never played at the highest level I see? (Highest level being Swedish Counter-Strike)
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:44 UTC+1 No.85753253 Report

I'm CIA
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:45 UTC+1 No.85753308 Report

>>85753189
im offline proven both in 1.6 and go, spots you posted are irrelevant because they are american and every fucking country has different ones

for me yellow in hard translation is figuratively called henhouse

also p good joke with swedish cs
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:46 UTC+1 No.85753341 Report

>>85753053
>using calls this elaborate
might as well let the guy be cautious and check everything cause the enemy can move you know.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:47 UTC+1 No.85753351 Report

>>85753308
>spots are American
no they're Swedish
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:48 UTC+1 No.85753396 Report

>>85753351
how am i supposed to know if theyre swedish or american you dumb fuck

>surely everyone all round the world is using swedish callouts
another braindead wb swede pro who wouldve thought lmao
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:49 UTC+1 No.85753419 Report

Everyone name every single spot on this picture you use, then we compare
GO!
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:50 UTC+1 No.85753456 Report

>>85753419
A
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:50 UTC+1 No.85753467 Report

>>85753419
A
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:50 UTC+1 No.85753485 Report

>>85753419
A
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:51 UTC+1 No.85753516 Report

>>85753419
A
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:52 UTC+1 No.85753537 Report

>>85753419
one
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:52 UTC+1 No.85753574 Report

>>85753419
A
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:52 UTC+1 No.85753575 Report

>>85753419
B
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:52 UTC+1 No.85753578 Report

>>85753419
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:54 UTC+1 No.85753628 Report

>>85753419
A
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:54 UTC+1 No.85753638 Report

what is your opinion on life
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:54 UTC+1 No.85753647 Report

>>85753638
A
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:55 UTC+1 No.85753704 Report

>>85753578
>pocket
>not sandwich

>a house
>not palace/palace exit

>cpl
>not jungle

>those elaborate crate callouts instead of triple, double, fire

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy rofl
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:57 UTC+1 No.85753750 Report

>>85753704
>palace and jungle
sourcetrash/gobabby detected
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:57 UTC+1 No.85753758 Report

>inferno
>mirage
>dust 2
rip dignitas
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:58 UTC+1 No.85753819 Report

>thorins chest hair
ALL MAN
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)12:59 UTC+1 No.85753854 Report

>>85753758
>betting on "Professional Esports"
>2014

Why not put skins on CoD LANs too?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:00 UTC+1 No.85753871 Report

>>85753419
catwalk
connector
jungle
stairs
getright
tetris
t ramp
shadow
palace
a site

I don't play mirage at all
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:00 UTC+1 No.85753880 Report

>>85753854
because cs is an established esport for more than 15 years now.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:01 UTC+1 No.85753938 Report

>>85753880
>cs
>rng filled cod-alike
>an esport
LMAO

quake is an estabilished esport, cs is a joke
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:03 UTC+1 No.85753996 Report

>>85753880
>counter strike
>established E-sport

Pick one.

CS has been kept alive by mods and people unable to play well in other games.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:03 UTC+1 No.85754006 Report

>>85753938
quake is dead and id are also dead.
show me the last time quake had a major event with huge prices.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:03 UTC+1 No.85754014 Report

Me and my friends always develop our own callouts for maps when we play, i prefer calling t ramp/palace a short/a long
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:05 UTC+1 No.85754064 Report

http://fragbite.se/fragtv/video/2054/jw-we-dont-care-about-second-chances


literal god voice
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:05 UTC+1 No.85754073 Report

>>85754006
yesterday at my basement

1st place for was a lifetime of mtn dew supply
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:06 UTC+1 No.85754107 Report

>>85753938
quake hasn't been an esport for years lmao
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:06 UTC+1 No.85754110 Report

>>85753419
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:07 UTC+1 No.85754141 Report

>>85754064
fuck off swede shitter no one cares

go suck on jamals schlong :-)
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:07 UTC+1 No.85754146 Report

>>85754064
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:07 UTC+1 No.85754158 Report

>>85754064
the pig with the golden voice
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:08 UTC+1 No.85754198 Report

>>85754110
>Nazieck
>Judeneck
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:08 UTC+1 No.85754205 Report

>>85754110
>Nazieck
>Judeneck
Versteh ich nicht.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:10 UTC+1 No.85754281 Report

>>85753419
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:11 UTC+1 No.85754323 Report

JW's hair looks like shit
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:11 UTC+1 No.85754343 Report

>zet's contribution
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:13 UTC+1 No.85754413 Report

thoorin looks about ten years younger without his beard
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:14 UTC+1 No.85754469 Report

>>85754413

thx ;)
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:14 UTC+1 No.85754503 Report

>>85754064
what a disgusting faggot
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:15 UTC+1 No.85754513 Report

who is the qtie?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:15 UTC+1 No.85754538 Report

zet is a literal god
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:17 UTC+1 No.85754595 Report

brother...
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:17 UTC+1 No.85754596 Report

how do these odds even make sense wtf
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:18 UTC+1 No.85754649 Report

>>85753419


>>85754596
the pick a winner on hltv never makes any sense, people just vote whatever
I've seen tier 1 teams against female teams with 50/50 odds on that
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:18 UTC+1 No.85754657 Report

>>85754596
poles are unpredictable
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:18 UTC+1 No.85754662 Report

>>85754205
Big meanie choke points = Nazieck
Hiding places/darks = Judeneck
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:19 UTC+1 No.85754697 Report

Did JWisha sersiously change his name to JWwonderchild?
>>
Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:21 UTC+1 No.85754746 Report

>>85754697

how is life under the rock?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:21 UTC+1 No.85754759 Report

/dignigs/ ww@?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:22 UTC+1 No.85754792 Report

>>85753419
heres some infoes for u sirs :-DDDDDDDDD
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:23 UTC+1 No.85754819 Report

>>85754759

right here brah
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:24 UTC+1 No.85754871 Report

>>85754819
>>85754759
would you throw away money in the street?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:25 UTC+1 No.85754904 Report

damn krimz is so gd
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:25 UTC+1 No.85754912 Report

>>85754871
i dont care about 20c of skins.
also 2-2 rn dig t side.
about to be 2-3 for dig.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:26 UTC+1 No.85754942 Report

>>85754073
I would sign up for that
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:26 UTC+1 No.85754943 Report

that failed ct smoke ruined it for dignitas
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:26 UTC+1 No.85754945 Report

>>85754912
ayy
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:26 UTC+1 No.85754946 Report

another game ruined by the OP cz
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:27 UTC+1 No.85754954 Report

the city of fetiah's fetish
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:27 UTC+1 No.85754957 Report

another match made interesting by the based CZ
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:27 UTC+1 No.85754959 Report

>>85754912
>about to be 2-3 for dig
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:27 UTC+1 No.85754964 Report

>>85754945
based digs proving me wrong. lmao.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:27 UTC+1 No.85754991 Report

cajunB returning good or nah
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:29 UTC+1 No.85755052 Report

>those 2 critical misses
dignitas a shit
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:29 UTC+1 No.85755060 Report

>>85754991
nah
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:30 UTC+1 No.85755113 Report

>>85754943
failed ct smoke in one round, cajunb missing that shot on pronax in the next one
Diggy could've had a great start
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:30 UTC+1 No.85755118 Report

OUR GUY REKKING IT
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:31 UTC+1 No.85755138 Report

oink
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:32 UTC+1 No.85755165 Report

Dignitas will never catch a break will they lmao
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:32 UTC+1 No.85755176 Report

the pig just walling on lan
epig
p
i
g
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:33 UTC+1 No.85755224 Report

>>85752052
>tarik
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:33 UTC+1 No.85755230 Report

SOMEONE POST $$$KING_PIG$$$ QUICK
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:34 UTC+1 No.85755248 Report

Dignitas being a bunch of retards again. Fucking shit.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:34 UTC+1 No.85755259 Report

>close range vs awp
>lose everytime
gotta love the pig
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:34 UTC+1 No.85755264 Report

>tfw one day jw will retire and there will never be a player even half as based
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:34 UTC+1 No.85755267 Report

>>85755230
its in the op
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:35 UTC+1 No.85755291 Report

>>85752449
gulhus

or yellow house
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:35 UTC+1 No.85755304 Report

>>85752449
kusari
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:36 UTC+1 No.85755329 Report

liverpoop vs chelshit
fnatic vs dignigs

what a day to be alive
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:36 UTC+1 No.85755357 Report

>>85754792
it is nöt get_rait it is lihis my frien :DDDD
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:36 UTC+1 No.85755360 Report

>>85752891
>>85755291
>yellow
it's blue though you fucking retards
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:37 UTC+1 No.85755373 Report

>>85752449
YELLOW
YELL OH
HU-YELLOW
2 toned buiding thing
connector-ish
place next to squeaky
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:38 UTC+1 No.85755405 Report

>>85755360
did you not play 1.6
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:38 UTC+1 No.85755431 Report

Hello?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:38 UTC+1 No.85755440 Report

>>85755405
>playing games without skins :)
go to bed grandpa
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:38 UTC+1 No.85755442 Report

>>85755360
>being THIS babby
you do know why the nuke silo is called rock too right?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:38 UTC+1 No.85755443 Report

>>85755405
its called yellow in 1.6
this isnt 1.6
its not yellow
it's a blue hut.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:39 UTC+1 No.85755449 Report

>people playing Fnatic on Inferno

Is this a meme thing? I mean, Fnatic are pretty much the best on Inferno right now, so why put yourself in this situation? It was pick/ban map right?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:39 UTC+1 No.85755469 Report

>>85755443
babby right here
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:40 UTC+1 No.85755501 Report

>>85755443
I still call it yellow with my old 1.6 buddies you retard
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:40 UTC+1 No.85755516 Report

>>85755442
it's a rock in 1.6
this isnt 1.6
its no longer a rock
its a silo
>>85755469
baited for this EXACT response.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:40 UTC+1 No.85755527 Report

>>85755443
if it's not yellow why do pros call it yellow
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:40 UTC+1 No.85755528 Report

>>85755267
o lol nice
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:41 UTC+1 No.85755554 Report

>>85755516
You probably dont call banana anymore since its not yellow either?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:42 UTC+1 No.85755613 Report

>>85752559
props
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:42 UTC+1 No.85755617 Report

>>85755554
it's called banana because it looks like a banana. it wasn't ever yellow.
i got baited for this exact response
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:42 UTC+1 No.85755619 Report

LET'S GO BOYS.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:43 UTC+1 No.85755625 Report

What happened to markeloaf, thought he was the greatest awper to ever exist.
In fact, what happened to every 1.6 awper
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:43 UTC+1 No.85755627 Report

>>85755554
its banana because of its shape, not color you retard.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:43 UTC+1 No.85755634 Report

>>85755516
ok so i guess ivy is not ivy anymore either because it doesn't have ivy growing on the walls anymore :DDD

based retarbro
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:43 UTC+1 No.85755635 Report

>>85755613
ELOOOOOO
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:43 UTC+1 No.85755654 Report

>>85755617
>it wasn't ever yellow
THIS
FUCKING
BABBY
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:44 UTC+1 No.85755671 Report

>>85755619
this
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:44 UTC+1 No.85755686 Report

>>85755617
>>85755627
what kind of bananas are you retards eating
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:44 UTC+1 No.85755691 Report

>>85755635
Wypierdalaj z pokoju JU?! Do mycia!
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:45 UTC+1 No.85755716 Report

>other team is fighting amongst themselves and being bad
>we get massive lead on ct side
>on t we just camp an area and wait for them
>16-3
silver is fun
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:45 UTC+1 No.85755717 Report

>>85755686
my bfs
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:45 UTC+1 No.85755719 Report

>>85755654
>>85755686
:^)
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:46 UTC+1 No.85755758 Report

>>85755719
>"banana name came in 1.6 and not in the original version"
B A B B Y
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:47 UTC+1 No.85755783 Report

>>85755719
did you know cs existed before 1.6
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:47 UTC+1 No.85755814 Report

>>85755758
so why don't call A - B and vice versa?
BECAUSE ITS A DIFFERENT GAME YOU RETARD
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:48 UTC+1 No.85755835 Report

>>85755691
nie mamo prosz? jeszcze jeden mix!!!
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:48 UTC+1 No.85755845 Report

>that triple nade
based as fuck

what a tactic
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:49 UTC+1 No.85755849 Report

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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:49 UTC+1 No.85755852 Report

>>85755783
no im completely unaware 1.0-1.5 exists.
>>85755814
this
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:49 UTC+1 No.85755862 Report

>>85755814
>gets rekt
>gets mad
the city of you

And are you implying that A and B were called B and A in 1.6? HAHAHAHA
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:49 UTC+1 No.85755890 Report

>>85755862
yes, in inferno you baka.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:50 UTC+1 No.85755914 Report

>>85755814
the point is the name banana came from it being yellow which is no longer the case yet people still call it yellow YOU FUCKING MORON
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:50 UTC+1 No.85755916 Report

>>85755783
>>85755758
ya but the 1.6 banana is the iconic and most famous banana

its the best banana
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:50 UTC+1 No.85755925 Report

pronax is a god
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:50 UTC+1 No.85755927 Report

>>85755890
oh wow... is this a poor troll or did sourcetrash call the sites wrong?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:50 UTC+1 No.85755930 Report

so apparently of all you are oldfags who played 1.3, but how come you're still shitty AKs in GO?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:52 UTC+1 No.85755979 Report

>>85755930
im GE though
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:52 UTC+1 No.85756014 Report

>>85755927
ITS ONLY B IN GO, NOT IN ANY PREVIOUS VERSION YOU RETARD.
I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:52 UTC+1 No.85756020 Report

>>85755927
i think source had the site names reversed
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:52 UTC+1 No.85756021 Report

>going for a BM knife
Oh, Fnatic
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:53 UTC+1 No.85756027 Report

>that pathetic B hold from dignigs

lol
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:53 UTC+1 No.85756031 Report

>>85755979
office GE
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:53 UTC+1 No.85756056 Report

>>85755979
>GEs in /csgog/
lmao nice try. let me guess, you're in imcute and have 10 vac banned alts?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:53 UTC+1 No.85756062 Report

>>85756014
You're a fucking idiot if you call the small site A
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:53 UTC+1 No.85756067 Report

>>85756014
no

B and A are the same in 1.6 and GO

only source reverted them the other way around

literal fucking saucer babby spotted right here

>>85756031
i play the standard comp maps only
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:54 UTC+1 No.85756106 Report

>>85756062
>>85756067
http://counterstrike.wikia.com/wiki/Inferno/Guide
you are fucking retarded, please consider suicide.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:54 UTC+1 No.85756114 Report

>>85756014
shut up
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:55 UTC+1 No.85756141 Report

does the W in JW stand for whiff?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:56 UTC+1 No.85756148 Report

>>85756056
not quite, i have never played with anyone from this general i have my own circle of friends since i'm not some loser that goes to 4chan to find online buddies
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:56 UTC+1 No.85756157 Report

>>85756106
>edited by a sourcebabby
ok... literally ask ANYONE who played CS which site B/B2/small is on Inferno you fucking idiot
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:56 UTC+1 No.85756162 Report

>>85755654
that's not yellow, that's light brown. should we call it shit because it's brown?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:57 UTC+1 No.85756201 Report

>>85756148
>342 to get ge
i got it by 40 with my stack

get good low
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:57 UTC+1 No.85756214 Report

>>85752829
yellow is the silos in ramp room. What d0 you call them?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:57 UTC+1 No.85756219 Report

>>85756106
damn, I want to play a night inferno
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:57 UTC+1 No.85756227 Report

>>85756157
Maybe you called it that, but it was called in the game files A.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:57 UTC+1 No.85756230 Report

>>85756106
>linking article that has a fucking sauce pic as the main article pic to represent inferno
litereallY KILL YOURSLEF
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:58 UTC+1 No.85756278 Report

>>85756148
>makes fun of 4chan while posting on 4chan
Not a loser at all. Just how insecure are you?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:59 UTC+1 No.85756307 Report

>>85756201
>342 wins means 342 games to get to ge

based retard
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)13:59 UTC+1 No.85756338 Report

>>85756106

da fuq
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:00 UTC+1 No.85756340 Report

>>85756278
i don't make fun of 4chan , i make fun of the kind of people who try to find friends from here

that shit is pathetic as fuck
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:00 UTC+1 No.85756357 Report

>>85756307
based low get good
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:00 UTC+1 No.85756359 Report

>>85756227
>lying to yourself and the thread
kill yourself
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:01 UTC+1 No.85756395 Report

>I call them by wrong names because they were so in a different game!
I bet you call 1 and 2 instead of A and B on Tuscan too.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:01 UTC+1 No.85756407 Report

>>85756359
why would I lie you fucking nerd? go play your old minecraft pixelated outdated broken shooter you faggot.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:01 UTC+1 No.85756416 Report

>>85756340
looking for people to play with =/= finding friends.
also
>playing with new "friends"
>pathetic
dude nice
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:01 UTC+1 No.85756423 Report

lol
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:02 UTC+1 No.85756431 Report

So we basically got very our ownf "dorito and mtn dew"
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:02 UTC+1 No.85756462 Report

>>85756416
yeah but how fucking big of a social reject are you if you have to resort to 4chan to find online buddies?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:02 UTC+1 No.85756465 Report

>>85756423
hey dude let me borrow that its for a science project
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:02 UTC+1 No.85756467 Report

>>85756423

lol
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:03 UTC+1 No.85756514 Report

>>85756423
Greetings. It is I, your beloved brethren.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:04 UTC+1 No.85756517 Report

>>85756423
Looks legit hahahaha
You should go for it :)
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:04 UTC+1 No.85756524 Report

>>85756423
what extension are you using? That looks neat
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:04 UTC+1 No.85756526 Report

>>85756462
I think the guy just pointed out that looking for people to play with isn't the same as looking for online buddies. How fucking big of a moron are you if you can't grasp that?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:04 UTC+1 No.85756527 Report

ldlc or vp
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:04 UTC+1 No.85756548 Report

>>85756462
i dont have to resort to 4chan to make online buddies. most of my friend list are actual buds but few of them play cs, which is why i have people from here added.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:05 UTC+1 No.85756565 Report

TUSCAN JUST GOT UPDATED
ITS HAPPENING
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:05 UTC+1 No.85756571 Report

GO > 1.6 > > > > CS:S
debate me
you will lose
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:05 UTC+1 No.85756574 Report

>>85756524
Steam Inventory Helper
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:06 UTC+1 No.85756625 Report

Why did they hire zet to be an analyst?

He doesn't even play this game lmao
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:07 UTC+1 No.85756657 Report

>>85756625
>hire
lmao
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:07 UTC+1 No.85756663 Report

>>85756571
CSS >>>>>> 1.6 = GO
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:07 UTC+1 No.85756678 Report

>>85756462
>how big of a social reject are you if you have to resort to a website to find ONLINE buddies
So you befriend redditors? Random slavs you play against? Go on omegle?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:08 UTC+1 No.85756685 Report

>>85756663
nice b8 m8
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:08 UTC+1 No.85756704 Report

>>85756663
I can't honestly see why people like CSS. The animations look bad, the characters look bad, the weapons look and sound bad, it's just not pleasing at all.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:08 UTC+1 No.85756707 Report

>>85756227
>but it was called in the game files A.
literally doesn't
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:08 UTC+1 No.85756716 Report

vp or ldlc?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:08 UTC+1 No.85756719 Report

>>85752449

Pommes
Döner
Blue
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:09 UTC+1 No.85756742 Report

>>85756716
vp, trust me
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:09 UTC+1 No.85756751 Report

>>85756423
hey its me youtube
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:11 UTC+1 No.85756819 Report

>>85756678
generally new buddies are friends of my friends and then we come in contact through that

the social network is built through years of online gaming through different community sites

i'm not sure if you have ever played any game non-casually but generally people who play competitively become friends through scrimming each other and playing mixes with each other etc.
>>
Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:11 UTC+1 No.85756821 Report

>>85756704
better engine for bhop and surf
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:12 UTC+1 No.85756839 Report

>>85756716
vp is without snax who's been consistently good.

I wouldn't put much on vp to win this.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:13 UTC+1 No.85756890 Report

i want to fuck a zet
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:15 UTC+1 No.85756982 Report

>>85756819
So your online buddies are people that have spent thousands of hours on some online videogame to become 'competitive'? That sounds a lot better than people from 4chan :^)
>>
Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:16 UTC+1 No.85757039 Report

>>85756819
I've been playing online games for 10+ years now and my social network is non-existent. My steam list is just 30 people and most I could just remove as we speak and never notice it.

what's it with people and the need to make friends.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:17 UTC+1 No.85757064 Report

>>85756839
is his replacement any good?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:17 UTC+1 No.85757083 Report

>>85757039
based autist
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:18 UTC+1 No.85757119 Report

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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:18 UTC+1 No.85757134 Report

>>85757064
he's good but not nearly as good as snax
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:18 UTC+1 No.85757140 Report

>>85756982
yeah they are very normal compared to what people from here seem to be like

they might have put a lot of hours into playing video games seriously but they are still well adjusted individuals with social lives etc.

also i have met quite many of them in real life too on LAN's

the thing is that people who have high competitive spirit tend to be overly more succesful in life even if that spirit is channeled towards something more niche like esports
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:19 UTC+1 No.85757143 Report

>>85757119

nice rare pattern
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:19 UTC+1 No.85757174 Report

>>85757119
600 keys
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:20 UTC+1 No.85757204 Report

>>85756716
VP has no Snax.

The odds are sexy but I don't really see a way VP can win this.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:21 UTC+1 No.85757227 Report

>>85757119
thanks for sharing
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:21 UTC+1 No.85757242 Report

>>85757119
>implying 5-7 is still relevant
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:21 UTC+1 No.85757247 Report

-hazard
+fifflaren
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:22 UTC+1 No.85757269 Report

What is his fetish?
>>
Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:23 UTC+1 No.85757304 Report

device could be the prettiest trap if he was into it
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:24 UTC+1 No.85757345 Report

>>85757269

choking
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:25 UTC+1 No.85757367 Report

>>85757345
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:25 UTC+1 No.85757372 Report

>>85756148
This exact same picture has been posted like 10 times in these generals, I'm starting to doubt that people who post it are actually the first person who took it
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:25 UTC+1 No.85757381 Report

FETISH IS FIRE
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:25 UTC+1 No.85757402 Report

>tfw ordered a mouse bungee last night
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:26 UTC+1 No.85757425 Report

>>85757242
if i had to swap cz for the alternative on 1 side i would definitely go for the rek9

57 a shit
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:27 UTC+1 No.85757450 Report

>manage to clutch it

it was 2v1 for the "clutcher"
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:28 UTC+1 No.85757506 Report

I would love the shitstorm if dignitas 16-0'd fnatic.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:28 UTC+1 No.85757507 Report

>>85757372
well i am the original one

i can't take a more recent one because i got deranked to supreme last night

here is a pic from around same time showing valve's epic MM balance
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:28 UTC+1 No.85757515 Report

>>85757450
it's a clutch after watching the game before this
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:29 UTC+1 No.85757527 Report

>>85757515

top kek
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:30 UTC+1 No.85757567 Report

>find this
And this fucking source babby is claiming he's not a source babby for thinking A is B on inferno in 1.6
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:30 UTC+1 No.85757575 Report

>>85757507
>being an awp nigger
epic
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:31 UTC+1 No.85757616 Report

>>85757507
can I have your knife?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:31 UTC+1 No.85757617 Report

>>85757567
Maybe he would understand why they "changed" the bomb site names in GO because 1.6 pros forced them to use the 1.6 names
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:31 UTC+1 No.85757626 Report

wow he looks really nice today :)
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:31 UTC+1 No.85757634 Report

>>85757506
already over, pigs not in the mood for a 16-0.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:32 UTC+1 No.85757647 Report

>JW_enable 1
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:32 UTC+1 No.85757656 Report

>>85757567
1.6 maps have this home-y feel to them, but source maps look so fucking ugly and lifeless
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:32 UTC+1 No.85757658 Report

>>85757575
i wish to one day be as epic as jw or kenis

>>85757616
i don't have that karambit anymore i traded it
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:32 UTC+1 No.85757664 Report

>>85757626
why is his mouth ALWAYS open
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:33 UTC+1 No.85757696 Report

GUYS
give me a funny meme name for my new awp assimov

pls make it funny
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:34 UTC+1 No.85757709 Report

>>85757626
I'll go in my collection as "jw bad hair day"
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:34 UTC+1 No.85757721 Report

>>85757696
"awper hand xD"
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:34 UTC+1 No.85757725 Report

>>85757696
nice meme
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:35 UTC+1 No.85757759 Report

>>85757664

its just how god made him
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:35 UTC+1 No.85757775 Report

>tfw can't pick your nose in peace
the price of fame
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:35 UTC+1 No.85757776 Report

>>85757696
JWonderchild's AWP | Asiimov
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:36 UTC+1 No.85757814 Report

>>85757696
$$$KING_PING$$$
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:38 UTC+1 No.85757892 Report

>>85757775
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:38 UTC+1 No.85757893 Report

pronax is a qtie
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:38 UTC+1 No.85757905 Report

>>85757696
missed awportunity
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:39 UTC+1 No.85757934 Report

>>85757905
i like this
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:42 UTC+1 No.85758026 Report

c0meb4ck is real
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:44 UTC+1 No.85758123 Report

>>85758026
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:46 UTC+1 No.85758181 Report

DIGGNIGGS DESTROEYED
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:46 UTC+1 No.85758197 Report

Silver 3 scrub here, how do I get good.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:47 UTC+1 No.85758227 Report

>>85758197
play 1.6 for 10 years prior to GO being released
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:48 UTC+1 No.85758282 Report

>>85758026
>Lead 11-1
>Lose two more rounds
>Lose pistol
>You're now 11-6 on the less favoured side against an insane CT team
It would've been much better if they locked it down 13-2 or 14-1.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:50 UTC+1 No.85758367 Report

>>85757647
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:51 UTC+1 No.85758415 Report

>>85758367
Use my picture, it fits better
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:52 UTC+1 No.85758469 Report

oink
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:52 UTC+1 No.85758473 Report

>>85758197
go into community servers, play aim maps until you can aim (aim_redline and aim_map) are best. play with actual people not with bots via the server browser.
aim at head level. use your brain.
what's your sensitivity/fps?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:54 UTC+1 No.85758543 Report

>>85758473
vsynced 60, 1.0 no accel/smoothing
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:54 UTC+1 No.85758571 Report

>>85757696
AWP | Nerf Longshot
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:55 UTC+1 No.85758605 Report

>>85758543
>vsync
>60
yeah that's an issue. i'd turn that off if i were you.
1.0 with what dpi?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:57 UTC+1 No.85758675 Report

Who the fuck is the observer for this fucking game
It's a special kill to manage to not get even one kill on screen like that
fucking idiot
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:57 UTC+1 No.85758682 Report

at this point Dignitas should just retire whole team
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:58 UTC+1 No.85758753 Report

thanks foreskins
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)14:59 UTC+1 No.85758771 Report

>watching silver friend's game
>they all have like $80 skins and knives
why do silvers always have the best gear
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:00 UTC+1 No.85758795 Report

>>85758753
enjoy my 20c.
>>85758543
>vsync
stop playing like right now.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:00 UTC+1 No.85758801 Report

Fnatic really hates losing, that was a great comeback
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:00 UTC+1 No.85758810 Report

>>85758682
not really, no team can win against fnatic right now
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:00 UTC+1 No.85758814 Report

>that weak handshake from JW

Might've as well screamed "too easy"
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:00 UTC+1 No.85758831 Report

Why can't you get FN Asiimov skins anyway?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:01 UTC+1 No.85758835 Report

Why does no one push through underpass from stairs on T side? Easy to boost up to window or just go through connector to either a or b.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:01 UTC+1 No.85758862 Report

WHAT UP NOW DANES?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:01 UTC+1 No.85758863 Report

>>85758605
90,120 or just completely off, and why?

dpi is 900
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:03 UTC+1 No.85758923 Report

>>85758863
He's saying turn Vsync off for faster rendering
Vsync looks smoother but is slower
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:03 UTC+1 No.85758929 Report

>>85734229
1.)Dust2
2.)Tuscan
3.)Cache
4.)Season
5.)Mirage
6.)Inferno
7.)Cbble
8.)Train
9.)Aztec
10.)Dust
11.)Italy
12.)Assault
13.)Office
14.)Militia
15.)Overpass
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:03 UTC+1 No.85758934 Report

Nightvision when?
Night maps when?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:03 UTC+1 No.85758938 Report

>>85758863
not that anon but vsync messes with your mouse, just turn it off

sens is fine
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:03 UTC+1 No.85758941 Report

So that's why he wasn't beasting today boys
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:04 UTC+1 No.85758979 Report

>>85758934
>Nightvision when?
1.6
>Night maps when?
CZ
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:04 UTC+1 No.85759005 Report

>>85758863
messes with your mouse. tearing. input lag etc.
might as well have it unlimited or limit it to 120/240.
i only asked about sensitivity as most silvers use something like 1800/6.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:05 UTC+1 No.85759025 Report

KRIMZ
R
I
M
Z

literal GOD
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:05 UTC+1 No.85759031 Report

>>85758934
Riot shield when?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:05 UTC+1 No.85759049 Report

Is it really true that the better looking you are, the better you play?

I'm about a 8/10 and I'm still in nova...
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:06 UTC+1 No.85759052 Report

>>85759025
his fucking neckbeard
is he literally our guy?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:07 UTC+1 No.85759097 Report

whats good csgog
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:07 UTC+1 No.85759107 Report

>>85734229
1.) Inferno
2.) Overpass
3.) Office
4.) Mirage
5.) Cobblestone
6.) Train
7.) Cache
8.) Italy
9.) Dust2
10.) Nuke
11.) Dust
12.) Vertigo
13.) Aztec
14.) Militia
15.) Assault
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:07 UTC+1 No.85759115 Report

>>85759049
Yes just look at JW 10/10 cs and looks all around
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:07 UTC+1 No.85759123 Report

So all in LDLC?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:07 UTC+1 No.85759124 Report

>>85759097
nirvana.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:07 UTC+1 No.85759127 Report

>>85759049
It's the opposite
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:07 UTC+1 No.85759128 Report

>>85759049
Pretty much so
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:08 UTC+1 No.85759147 Report

kirmz is a qt
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:09 UTC+1 No.85759176 Report

>>85734229
1. Mirage
2. Inferno
3. Cache
4. Cobblestone
5. Overpass
6. Nuke
7. Dust2
Rest dont play (don't play Nuke or Babby2 either)
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:10 UTC+1 No.85759231 Report

>>85759049
As long as you're not in between you're fine. There's only two ways to be good

1 look like a complete neckbeard where your autism makes you play really good
2 be very attractive where the dudebro confidence makes you play better and make better judgements
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:10 UTC+1 No.85759261 Report

>>85734229
1. Nuke
2. Cache
3. Inferno

------------ POWERGAP----------------

4-0x0. Everything else
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:11 UTC+1 No.85759286 Report

TAZ
A
Z
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:11 UTC+1 No.85759294 Report

BIG GUY
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:12 UTC+1 No.85759320 Report

>>85759286
what did he say
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:12 UTC+1 No.85759323 Report

>>85759231
>1 look like a complete neckbeard where your autism makes you play really good
Its not that, its more like you have nothing going for you so you dedicate yourself to being good at videogames
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:13 UTC+1 No.85759357 Report

YOU ARE A BIG GUY
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:13 UTC+1 No.85759360 Report

>>85759231
Yeah, and HR is examply of both extremes (see Dosia and Markeloaff)
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:13 UTC+1 No.85759368 Report

Taz confirmed retire after DHW

makes sense
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:13 UTC+1 No.85759369 Report

>>85759320
i just like him
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:14 UTC+1 No.85759440 Report

>>85759368
how do u know??
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:15 UTC+1 No.85759472 Report

tfw no avatar for my new account
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:16 UTC+1 No.85759504 Report

>>85759440

he just said it himself on fragbite masters

thats why they're "trying" out Michu and this kid today
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:17 UTC+1 No.85759534 Report

>>85759472
did you get banned
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:17 UTC+1 No.85759560 Report

Seriously, why are there so few maps in the game? CZ had a ton more. Why is valve so lazy?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:18 UTC+1 No.85759585 Report

>>85759534
7 day cooldown
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:18 UTC+1 No.85759603 Report

>>85759560
valve has about 4 people working on this game
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:18 UTC+1 No.85759608 Report

Taz is so fucking likeable and well spoken

holy shit
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:19 UTC+1 No.85759652 Report

>>85759608
he is best kurwa
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:20 UTC+1 No.85759668 Report

>>85759608
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:20 UTC+1 No.85759679 Report

>>85759608
bald(ing) manlet tears
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:20 UTC+1 No.85759689 Report

fuck that ldlc value

god damn it
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:20 UTC+1 No.85759690 Report

>The Poles will never be Pentagram G-SHOCK again
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:21 UTC+1 No.85759704 Report

I love you taz
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:21 UTC+1 No.85759727 Report

>>85759652
but that's not pasha
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:22 UTC+1 No.85759742 Report

>>85759679
>manlet
he is a big guy
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:22 UTC+1 No.85759781 Report

>>85759742
ok
for
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:24 UTC+1 No.85759869 Report

>>85759742
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:24 UTC+1 No.85759876 Report

>>85759690

>din brud knullar 10 killar samtidigt

men hon är så fiin och gooo xD
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:26 UTC+1 No.85759959 Report

>bet vp yesterday
>u guys tell me snax not playing


Enjoy my skins
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:28 UTC+1 No.85760057 Report

>tfw polish
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:28 UTC+1 No.85760063 Report

>>85759959
u can still change
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:29 UTC+1 No.85760092 Report

>>85759781
you
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:30 UTC+1 No.85760140 Report

>>85760063
That would be unorthodox
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:32 UTC+1 No.85760247 Report

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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:35 UTC+1 No.85760352 Report

>>85760247
jesus christ moe is getting fat and his beard is getting huge

a true muslim
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:35 UTC+1 No.85760356 Report

>>85760247
minim0e is based
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:36 UTC+1 No.85760440 Report

>>85760352
he isn't a muslim anyway, never prays and has premarital sex
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:38 UTC+1 No.85760504 Report

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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:38 UTC+1 No.85760519 Report

>in the middle of ranked
>we are winning 12-11
>suddenly get disconnected
>"you aren't allowed to play on VAC servers"
>literally have never had any issue for the past two days of starting this game
>no cheat, nothing
What the fuck is wrong with this game? Between the Steam wallet and this, they really don't want me to play.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:41 UTC+1 No.85760648 Report

>>85760440
he also gambles (on the skins) which is haram
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:41 UTC+1 No.85760671 Report

>>85760648
it's only haram when real money is involved
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:42 UTC+1 No.85760728 Report

>>85760671
but skins have real monetary value

im no muslim but that just seems like a tricky work-around
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:42 UTC+1 No.85760730 Report

>>85760671
ok, it's haram if you bought the skins
because otherwise you buy the chips for poker which is basically the same
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:42 UTC+1 No.85760734 Report

>>85760247
GOAT streamer. shroud and the slav boy come second place
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:43 UTC+1 No.85760769 Report

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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:43 UTC+1 No.85760791 Report

>>85760734
>slav boy
who
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:44 UTC+1 No.85760813 Report

>>85760791
biceps
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:44 UTC+1 No.85760821 Report

>>85760519
Go to steam folder and find some shit called "steamservice.exe", it should fix it.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:44 UTC+1 No.85760829 Report

>>85760791
pasha
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:45 UTC+1 No.85760872 Report

>saturday morning
>only shitty russian and european streamers
>none of our american boys are on

people don't really do anything else this time of the day, do they?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:48 UTC+1 No.85760971 Report

>>85760821
I did as it's the first thing advised in their guide, but it didn't do anything. Couldn't reconnect in time, 30min lock out.

I've done every single step after that, hopefully it fixed it.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:49 UTC+1 No.85761035 Report

>>85760769
>died 6 times to silver's while hacking
really
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:50 UTC+1 No.85761049 Report

>>85760971
Try to join a deathmatch, if that works then mm will work too.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:50 UTC+1 No.85761050 Report

>>85760872
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:51 UTC+1 No.85761112 Report

>>85761050
is swag drinking alcohol omfg thats illegal
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:52 UTC+1 No.85761129 Report

>>85760872
yeah they probably play the game
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:53 UTC+1 No.85761207 Report

>>85760872
>>85760519
>>85760971

nigga just stop playing matchmaking. I know the ranks are fun and all but the servers are complete shit. People getting kicked for random reasons, 64 tick, shitty pings, why would anyone want to play that shit? You only pay like 10 dollars for the game so another 5 for esea or another client is totally worth it. Valve made a decent game but the matchmaking system and servers are just bad.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:54 UTC+1 No.85761227 Report

I don't care if this gets down voted to hell, I just wanted to try and talk to some of you who are cheating because I know some of you will read this. This isn't a post to rant at you nor make you feel bad. I'm writing this to maybe try and open your minds towards a different way of thinking about things, and if even one cheater reads this and can change than I'm happier for it.

I first cheated when I got Warcraft 2. I was eight at the time and back then my mind wasn't developed enough to really understand the strategy game, nor was I developed enough emotionally to put time and effort into getting better. I was in it for the campaign and I wanted to keep on progressing. So I would use cheats for more money and god mode to run through the game.

This pattern continued on into Starcraft and then Broodwar. Always versus computers on to get through the story. Once I got done with the campaign I made a very unfair map that was just a complete open map all filled with minerals Since the bots were so stupid back then, they wouldn't think about going straight to air or using drops, so I would just own them 1v1 on my cheater map.

But even then I felt like something was missing.

Fast forward SC2. When I found out about the game, I fell in love. I found Day9 and Husky and got into the competitive scene. I enjoyed the idea of playing against other people, and my competitive streak that had been hidden for so long blossomed. Every loss made me want to get better, every win made me want to play more, and never in a million years did the idea of cheating vs the opponent come into my mind. Because I had realized that it wasn't the feeling of winning that made me so happy, it was the feeling of progress, the feeling of self improvement and out thinking the opponent on a fair battle ground that made it so enjoyable.

I started playing CS GO this year, and the same still holds true. 1/4
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:55 UTC+1 No.85761285 Report

>>85761112
you're illegal
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:56 UTC+1 No.85761321 Report

>>85761227
Everything has been about improvement. Every competitive match has been a joy in getting better, finding like minded people and improving alongside them. Never have I thought about cheating. But since getting into Nova 2, I have found myself fighting against and alongside more smurfs and cheaters than I care to acknowledge.

Let me just say, I understand where you come from. I've heard many different excuses: "I work hard everyday, and when I come home to play a video game I don't want to get pwned by 12 year old kids", "Most people are cheating anyway, I'm just evening out the playing field", "I'm just doing this for fun anyway, it doesn't really matter". Those things may be true to a certain degree, but I think I understand the pleasures that come from playing with an edge. You feel more secure, you feel stronger, and you're able to play better. Not just in the obvious sense of aimbots and ghosting, but also in the sense that you feel more confident and because you aren't abiding by the rules, the freedom of being beyond the system.

But here's the thing. You are literally hurting the matching making system that a majority of other players are using. All of us play for fun, yes, but those of us who don't cheat also get pleasure not just from winning, but from the idea of winning fair. From the feeling of beating our opponents through our own training and knowledge. And when we are faced by a wall that because of obvious cheating and smurfing, it visibly shakes us to our core. Not just about the video game, but about ourselves and life in general.

You're hurting not just a system, but people within it. People that are real.
It's unfair to say all cheaters are sociopaths or kids that haven't developed a sense of community and self. I know many of you are hard working professionals in the real world. Students and employees that are kind and gentle and caring. I know many of you pride yourself in the work and effort you put into your real lives. 2/4
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:57 UTC+1 No.85761354 Report

>>85761049
I did, was able to connect to a DM with VAC no problem.

Does this kind of thing happen often or? I'm puzzled as to why it even happened. That was like my 50th ranked match, and I only play ranked.

>>85761207
I've never had server issues personally, nor a shitty ping. I think my worst ping was 51 or so, but it's usually sub 20.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)15:58 UTC+1 No.85761412 Report

>>85761321
So what makes video games any different? Especially when there are real consequences to the actions you take.

Sure some kids might be better than you, but who gives a shit? What is the point of playing a competitive video game if you aren't improving? Isn't the point of man vs man about the challenge of pitting one's earnest effort versus another? Aren't you left with that small tiny piece of emptiness in victory when you know that you didn't give it your 100%? When you know that you took the easy way out, just to make yourself feel a little better, and make 5 up to 9 people question the trust worthiness of human beings? Is it worth teaching younger players that it's alright to skim in life? To use your power and wealth for individual pleasures instead of bettering the community around you? Would you want your children doing this?

And if you are young I want to tell you this. Life is simple but hard. Never have I seen a short cut lead to what you really want. I admit I'm not the happiest person in the world, but I have good friends, a loving family, and a job that I love all because of the effort I have put into them. The older you grow the more you will realize that results are the end all. You will realize that it's not just about the destination but about the journey, the "how you get there" and "what you did" to get to that point. Cause it's not about the money or fame or shallow pals that will hang out when you're doing well. I guarantee that you will find more pleasure in really finding those meaningful friends through hard work, that job that you actually love to wake up in the morning for because you studied your ass off, and that love of your life because of your effort in sharing your most earnest and truthful self.
There are easy ways out, yes, but they will rarely ever be things that leave you feeling happy. Sometimes life can be hard, things may seem unfair, and cruel, but that is nature, and that is the nature of life. 3/4.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:00 UTC+1 No.85761501 Report

>>85761412
And if you skim your way through all of it, you will end up old, full of regret, with nothing to show for it but emptiness inside your hearts.

Cheating is an addiction like anything else. Don't end up regretting the time and money you spent just to achieve those shallow feelings of "winning" when they won't better your life at all.

I have played so much SC2 and CS GO and sometimes I have to stop myself. But I have never regretted trying hard. The skills I have learned from being honest in those games, in trying to improve myself have made me a better and stronger person in real life as well. Can you say the same for yourself? The game is fun whether you win or lose. The pleasure is in finding awesome people to play with, doing those flick shots naturally because you have practiced, and reading opponents without the help of wall cheats because you can read them through your own knowledge and wits. I guarantee when you first see the results of your true potential, you will feel your blood pumping, and your mind clearing, and your heart racing from the excitement of seeing the best possible you in yourself.

So TLDR: If you are cheating, trying playing without them. Don't worry about losing or winning in a video game and try focusing on becoming better by your own bootstraps. The lessons you will learn about yourself are infinite, and I promise you, you will feel better about yourself if you stop giving yourself excuses to destroy a system that was meant to help people play with each other.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:00 UTC+1 No.85761529 Report

>>85761354
It only happened to me once after updating my steam client.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:02 UTC+1 No.85761605 Report

>>85761227
>>85761321
>>85761412
>>85761501
>Someone took the time to write this while he could've just played videogames
I will never understand people trying to argue like this on the internet, especially when it's about something like cheating, which 9/10 people just do for shits and giggles.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:07 UTC+1 No.85761860 Report

>60~30 fps shuttering on 4:3 1024x800 all low
>still DMG

What's your excuse nova shitters that play on 300 fps max settings and still say that your team drags you down?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:08 UTC+1 No.85761872 Report

>buy steam wallet card from g2a
>add it to account
>buy a game from steam store
>this happens

wat do
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:08 UTC+1 No.85761887 Report

>>85761860
They're shitters ldo
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:08 UTC+1 No.85761890 Report

I've been wondering about this for a while.
Whats the meaning of fuccboi /csgog/?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:09 UTC+1 No.85761943 Report

>>85761605
I just play because I can't compete with people in any real sport since my surgery.

I had the problem that I felt bad for the other team when I'm winning, now I don't give a fuck about it.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:09 UTC+1 No.85761952 Report

>>85761872
you just gotta wait breh
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:10 UTC+1 No.85761979 Report

>>85761890
a french pro
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:13 UTC+1 No.85762138 Report

twitch chat at its finest
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:15 UTC+1 No.85762229 Report

>>85762138
>>85734931
Underrated post
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:15 UTC+1 No.85762257 Report

>>85762138
aha nice
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:16 UTC+1 No.85762306 Report

>suddenly game minimises itself after 2 seconds
>can't get back
>only the resolution i've always used makes the game minimise like that
>on every other resolution, even lower, i get frame drops like 15fps etc
>can't play the game now
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:17 UTC+1 No.85762332 Report

http://www twitch tv/chessnetwork
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:17 UTC+1 No.85762354 Report

>>85762306
its a feature
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:17 UTC+1 No.85762361 Report

http://www.twitch dot tv/pleasantpancake

Silver I
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:18 UTC+1 No.85762405 Report

>>85762306
this is why you play borderless windowed
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:19 UTC+1 No.85762453 Report

>>85762306
haha u mad lol troled
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:19 UTC+1 No.85762456 Report

>>85762306
ayy
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:19 UTC+1 No.85762460 Report

>>85762306
u mad? u mad? u mad?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:20 UTC+1 No.85762464 Report

>>85762361
ROFL
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:20 UTC+1 No.85762496 Report

>>85762405
tried, 15 fps because my screen resolution is higher than the one i use in game
i use 1024x768 in game because frame drops, being a toasterboy sucks
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:21 UTC+1 No.85762534 Report

>>85762361
>dx racer

spoiled bitch
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:21 UTC+1 No.85762540 Report

>>85761035

just ignore him and he'll stop posting eventually, pls.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:21 UTC+1 No.85762542 Report

YEEEE HOE
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:22 UTC+1 No.85762589 Report

>>85762361
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:23 UTC+1 No.85762615 Report

>get a higher rank
>can finally change my reddit flair

feels good man
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:23 UTC+1 No.85762628 Report

>>85762589
>memeking
based
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:23 UTC+1 No.85762632 Report

>>85762496
borderless window puts your resolution to native

if you get 15 fps your pc is shit and should stick to 1.6
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:23 UTC+1 No.85762642 Report

>>85762589
OHHHHHHHHHH BABY A TRIPLE
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:24 UTC+1 No.85762667 Report

>>85762615
what
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:24 UTC+1 No.85762698 Report

>>85762632
t-thanks
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:24 UTC+1 No.85762708 Report

>>85760519

can you stfu about your wallet, you've literally cried about it post after post for the past 2-3 days.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:25 UTC+1 No.85762720 Report

based fucking memeking
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:25 UTC+1 No.85762749 Report

I'm looking to get into an external client like Faceit or even ESEA, but it doesn't look like any of them have Australian servers. Does anyone have any experience with Unity or can suggest an alternative?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:26 UTC+1 No.85762776 Report

>>85762361
call motar to donate him monies
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:26 UTC+1 No.85762793 Report

>>85762749
>Australian

i'm so sorry man
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:28 UTC+1 No.85762867 Report

>>85762749
No one gives a fuck about you Australia, go play with your scorpions and snakes.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:28 UTC+1 No.85762906 Report

>>85762749

i tried cevo the other day and i saw at least one australian server.

i haven't played enough to vouch for it but it's worth a try imo.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:28 UTC+1 No.85762908 Report

>>85762749
yeah go play with your fuckin pet kangaroo bitch
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:29 UTC+1 No.85762946 Report

>>85762749
theres an aussie pug client

i dont remember how it is called tho
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:30 UTC+1 No.85762968 Report

>>85762698
I was there once, it's a lot less stressful to just not play the game than be frustrated all the time because of toaster problems.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:31 UTC+1 No.85763024 Report

>gets into a game
>immediately leaves to take a shower

BASED OUR GUY
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:31 UTC+1 No.85763041 Report

>>85762968
but the thing is on 1024x768 and my options set right i had constant 60fps and i could play normally, now suddenly my resolution decided to fuck me right in the ass
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:32 UTC+1 No.85763072 Report

>>85762749
cevo has aus servers
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:34 UTC+1 No.85763192 Report

>>85763072
>>85762906
Ah, okay. I didn't think that they did. How many people can I expect to see on there? I'm interested to try it out but I don't want to drop cash on it until I know it'd be worth it.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:35 UTC+1 No.85763240 Report

>>85763192

it's free.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:36 UTC+1 No.85763275 Report

god dammit lounge
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:36 UTC+1 No.85763281 Report

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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:36 UTC+1 No.85763286 Report

>have a good lead 2nd half CT on nuke
>decide to try something completely stupid
>all rush outside
>we wipe them out
nice

yes, silver
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:38 UTC+1 No.85763353 Report

>>85763281
that fucking hair holy shit
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:39 UTC+1 No.85763416 Report

>>85763281
I just realized that he kinda looks like lurppis here. KINDA.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:39 UTC+1 No.85763418 Report

>>85762361
>tfw banned
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:39 UTC+1 No.85763443 Report

>>85762708
We all cry for different reasons.

Mine is the retarded wallet restriction. Deal with it.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:39 UTC+1 No.85763459 Report

>>85753419
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:40 UTC+1 No.85763468 Report

>58yo silver 3 grandma streamer wins a lesson from hiko
>he recommends she sub to ESEA to get better
>obvious shitstorm ensues once she plays a couple pugs and makes a forum thread about the experience


http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=forums&d=topic&id=603370


>Hiko wasn't trolling me. Hiko is a very nice person. I was silver 1 when he told me about ESEA.

who the fuck in their right mind would do this, i sure as hell wouldn't tell my grandma to get esea
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:40 UTC+1 No.85763470 Report

>>85763353
You're jealous as fuck, are you by any chance bald?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:40 UTC+1 No.85763481 Report

>win 1st match 16-2 with 40 kills
>2nd match get 45 kills and disconnect at 15-13
>game ends 15-15

am i gonna be fucking silver on this account
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:41 UTC+1 No.85763561 Report

>>85753419
rampa drewno pa?ac pod drewnem a d?ungla schody ceg?y ninja ??cznik short

:^)
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:41 UTC+1 No.85763579 Report

>>85763459
Your "cutout" spot is called get_right by anyone that matters
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:44 UTC+1 No.85763738 Report

I never understood these upper/lower brackets. does the loser of LDLC vs VP get to fight against Fnatic in the lower bracket final, and does the winner of THAT match then get to play against the winner of the LDLC vs VP match?
does this mean that even if, say, VP loses this match, but wins against Fnatc, they get to play against LDLC again?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:45 UTC+1 No.85763784 Report

>>85753419
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:46 UTC+1 No.85763860 Report

>>85763561
>ceg?y
mmowe scierwo
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:46 UTC+1 No.85763882 Report

>>85762361
I don't know if I should report this or not
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:46 UTC+1 No.85763896 Report

>>85763281
oink is now frog
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:47 UTC+1 No.85763918 Report

pls dAT throw.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:47 UTC+1 No.85763949 Report

>>85763860
ja i moje kolko masturbacyjne tego uzywamy, zajebac ci gonga w kaczan
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:48 UTC+1 No.85763954 Report

>>85763579
its snajdan u low bob
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:48 UTC+1 No.85763986 Report

Why is the betting for LDLC vs VP already closed

isn't the match supposed to start in 12 mins

I was about to throw some shit skins from my returns on VP for the hell of it
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:48 UTC+1 No.85763987 Report

>>85763784
>spot you see
>window
>whorehouse

do you have x-ray vision
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:49 UTC+1 No.85764047 Report

>>85763987
yes
you got me
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:49 UTC+1 No.85764049 Report

>>85763949
mix?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:50 UTC+1 No.85764079 Report

>>85762361
>that new follower sound

my sides holy shit
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:50 UTC+1 No.85764138 Report

>>85764049
nie
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:51 UTC+1 No.85764169 Report

>>85762361
>Silver I
>Only 1 kill

How can someone be this bad
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:52 UTC+1 No.85764216 Report

>>85763882
I have.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:53 UTC+1 No.85764278 Report

>>85762361
>You are permanently banned from talking in pleasantpancake.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:53 UTC+1 No.85764293 Report

>>85762361
the hell is this
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:54 UTC+1 No.85764384 Report

>>85762361
seriously what the fuck is this

how old are these kids
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:55 UTC+1 No.85764420 Report

Jesus, Thorin looks 20years younger with his beard gone.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:57 UTC+1 No.85764557 Report

LDLC shaky

CHANGE BETS
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:57 UTC+1 No.85764574 Report

I play music in the background while playing mm.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:58 UTC+1 No.85764617 Report

seriously can someone explain to me why the bets were locked already at 16:45 when the game was scheduled to start at 17
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:58 UTC+1 No.85764636 Report

>>85764574
me too
i play polish disco-polo
it boosts my skill up to 200%
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:58 UTC+1 No.85764637 Report

>>85764574
same
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:58 UTC+1 No.85764639 Report

are you a boring person? did you bet on ldlc today?

Dont.

its fun try it
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:59 UTC+1 No.85764651 Report

>>85764138
hhahah bobie to morda tam minusie
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:59 UTC+1 No.85764684 Report

>>85763738
enlighten me, assholes
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:59 UTC+1 No.85764692 Report

>>85764574

same, I play russian techno
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)16:59 UTC+1 No.85764702 Report

>>85764636
>polish disco polo
Pretty based.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:00 UTC+1 No.85764718 Report

lmao
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:00 UTC+1 No.85764741 Report

>>85764684
how dumb r u
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:00 UTC+1 No.85764761 Report

>>85764651
co tam pierdolisz????????????
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:01 UTC+1 No.85764774 Report

>this little kid
I've played CS longer than he's been alive
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:01 UTC+1 No.85764786 Report

report that kids stream, ITS A FEDERAL OFFICE TO PLAY CS GO WHEN THE AGE OF 17
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:01 UTC+1 No.85764810 Report

>we're shaky
>we didn't practice as much
>kinda worried
now i know why they closed bets before this inteview
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:01 UTC+1 No.85764826 Report

>>85764684
didn't your mother teach you how to ask nicely
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:02 UTC+1 No.85764847 Report

>>85764761
ze jestes botem :^)
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:02 UTC+1 No.85764856 Report

>>85764636
>>85764637
>>85764692
I put it on a minimum and the in game sound to a maximum. It's mostly downtempo/ambient and a bit dnb.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:02 UTC+1 No.85764884 Report

>>85763579
No it's called sandwich.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:02 UTC+1 No.85764893 Report

>>85764826
too busy sucking my dick to teach little retardo a thing or two about manners
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:03 UTC+1 No.85764904 Report

>people seriously think there is going to be another operation
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:03 UTC+1 No.85764926 Report

>>85764847
spox ziomux same zdruwko ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) :DDDDD
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:03 UTC+1 No.85764936 Report

>>85764856
how do you hear footsteps
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:04 UTC+1 No.85764983 Report

>>85764786
twitch ToS also says you need to be 13 to stream , they shut down all of these underage streams anyway
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:04 UTC+1 No.85764985 Report

>>85764936
>not bunnyhopping everywhere and having so good reactions you still react to enemies before they react to you

silver
i
lv
e
r
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:04 UTC+1 No.85764990 Report

>>85764936
Because the in game sound is louder than the music.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:05 UTC+1 No.85765023 Report

>>85764904
this
valve should just add the map to the pool without jewing us
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:05 UTC+1 No.85765046 Report

>>85764983
I got permabanned for trying to educate Pancake on that matter. It seems like my help isn't appreciate.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:05 UTC+1 No.85765058 Report

>>85764983

yeah but csgo requires 17 years of age to play in accordance with ESRB ratings so hes still a lawbreaker
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:06 UTC+1 No.85765102 Report

>>85765046
me 2 m8
though i was banned for calling him a little mischievous dorito fucker, but still
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:06 UTC+1 No.85765115 Report

>this raffle
>only 20 viewers
>might actually have a chance
But I have a StatTrack Caiman already ;_;
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:07 UTC+1 No.85765196 Report

>>85765115
you can give it to me then, i got banned but i wanted to actually win something
deal?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:07 UTC+1 No.85765197 Report

>>85765115
give it to me if you win it
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:08 UTC+1 No.85765248 Report

>his little jew friend who wants everything he gets
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:09 UTC+1 No.85765310 Report

pansy is streaming :)
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:10 UTC+1 No.85765348 Report

>watching a 8 year old play

is this an epic new meme?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:10 UTC+1 No.85765362 Report

The giveaway is over, let's go back to LDLC VP
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:11 UTC+1 No.85765384 Report

>>85765348
he's literally our guy
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:11 UTC+1 No.85765396 Report

wtf
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:13 UTC+1 No.85765485 Report

Why the fuck are triple boxes on Inferno B called "newbox" by some people
Let me guess, it doesn't exist in Source? Another way to know who are sourcetrash?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:13 UTC+1 No.85765516 Report

jesus christ what a ugly human bean
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:14 UTC+1 No.85765580 Report

>>85765516

post pic of yourself
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:15 UTC+1 No.85765595 Report

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198085346463/

Add our guy
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:15 UTC+1 No.85765619 Report

>>85765580
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:15 UTC+1 No.85765621 Report

>>85731793
lel these vp/ldlc odds. I'm gonna get so rich today
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:16 UTC+1 No.85765632 Report

>there will never be another winter map
Do they hate snow/rain or something?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:16 UTC+1 No.85765641 Report

zet has such great insight :) im glad they hired him
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:16 UTC+1 No.85765668 Report

I saw Pasha biceps at a grocery store in Katowice yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person and congratulated him on Virtus.Pro's victory over dignitas last weekend, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now, my friend?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “My friend?” but he kept flexing and going “My friend? My friend? My friend?” and flexing his biceps in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him choke as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen jars of baby food in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to choke and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the jars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any 'electral interference',” and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each jar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by shouting "BICEPS IS ALWAYS WITH YOU" really loudly.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:17 UTC+1 No.85765686 Report

>>85765641
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:17 UTC+1 No.85765719 Report

>>85765621
if ldlc loses I'm back to 0

by the looks of it this bo3 will cause more strokes than expected
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:17 UTC+1 No.85765720 Report

MissRage is H O T
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:18 UTC+1 No.85765740 Report

>>85765485
It didn't exist at all.

Why do you even whine about Source? While it was utter shit, CS GO babies are as much babies as Source ones for anyone who played before that.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:18 UTC+1 No.85765772 Report

>>85765720
your mom is NOT
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:19 UTC+1 No.85765828 Report

>>85765720
I don't even care if you're just sarcasticly funposting but you should killyourself
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:19 UTC+1 No.85765851 Report

>>85765828
well maybe i will !
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:20 UTC+1 No.85765860 Report

>>85765740
here it is :3
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:20 UTC+1 No.85765891 Report

>>85765740
>It didn't exist at all.

Yes it did, and it was in source too so I really have no idea
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:21 UTC+1 No.85765930 Report

>>85756423
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrAndySledge/feed
lol
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:21 UTC+1 No.85765975 Report

dat team kill
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:22 UTC+1 No.85765998 Report

>>85765891
>CS Source
>no three boxes
>B is called A
People actually played this shit
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:22 UTC+1 No.85766015 Report

>>85765485
you didnt have to use complex callouts because maps and bsites in general were much more simple

fuck i played 1.6 for 5 years and we literally used mid left/right and dark on b site with matrix as the small alley from b to ct
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:22 UTC+1 No.85766041 Report

>>85765516
zet is based ill rek u fag
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:22 UTC+1 No.85766047 Report

>>85765998
it was A in 1.6 too
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:23 UTC+1 No.85766080 Report

>>85765998
That's it then. I was just looking at screenshots I didn't play source lmao
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:23 UTC+1 No.85766093 Report

>>85765998
>>85766047
csgo reddit shitter btfo!
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:24 UTC+1 No.85766145 Report

>>85765860
the boxes are completely differently placed though
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:24 UTC+1 No.85766169 Report

>>85766047
No it wasn't. Lmao

Actually saying you think it was A exposes you as a source babby who's never played at any level or even watched competitive matches
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:25 UTC+1 No.85766192 Report

based taz
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:25 UTC+1 No.85766221 Report

taz is the most based
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:25 UTC+1 No.85766224 Report

>>85766169
reddit shitter getting buttflustered!
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:25 UTC+1 No.85766235 Report

goodbye skines
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:25 UTC+1 No.85766252 Report

VP playing out of their minds.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:25 UTC+1 No.85766254 Report

probably the only angry who would be swag
then he would complain to his manager to get the tournament organizers to stop players from saying banter
what a faggot
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:26 UTC+1 No.85766265 Report

>>85766015
>you didn't use complex callouts
This is why you were and are shit mate.

Knowing the difference between "fury" and "bomb" can save your life
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:26 UTC+1 No.85766267 Report

Yo guys is there a /csgog/ server?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:26 UTC+1 No.85766280 Report

>>85765860
how come we have nothing that would be equal to this set of boxes in terms of the cover they provide and the role they play as part of the bombsite

is the fountain itself supposed to be that? because it provides barely any cover compared to these boxes
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:26 UTC+1 No.85766284 Report

>he bet on ldlc
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:26 UTC+1 No.85766293 Report

>>85766192
>>85766221
tax is hyped
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:26 UTC+1 No.85766308 Report

>meeneyes

fuck off semmler
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:27 UTC+1 No.85766358 Report

>>85766280
Because all GO maps are CSS copies instead of 1.6
Total bullshit
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:28 UTC+1 No.85766392 Report

>>85766254
the kid is like 16, fuck off him
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:28 UTC+1 No.85766395 Report

>>85766265
in 1.6 no, you didnt use complex callouts, the callout discussion is moot because every country uses other callouts, some use more some use less

idk where fury and bomb are, Ive never heard them earlier before

i can assure you that you where nowhere near my level in 1.6 though
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:29 UTC+1 No.85766463 Report

>>85766395
The fact that you didnt use complex callouts proves that you were at most the equivalent of DMG in 1.6 scrub
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:29 UTC+1 No.85766497 Report

why would you turn away from facing the stairs before the smoke has even exploded

there was nothing else to look at

fucking taz
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:30 UTC+1 No.85766523 Report

wtf is this counter strike
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:30 UTC+1 No.85766528 Report

>>85766463
reread my post and rethink your life, how many offline events have you been to btw?

i thought so nn wb pro
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:30 UTC+1 No.85766537 Report

Why aren't you guys watching the chess competition?

Are you a fucking retard?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:30 UTC+1 No.85766569 Report

goodbye skines

the only person i can trust with my skines is king pig

fucking frogs
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:30 UTC+1 No.85766570 Report

>>85766280
because in cs 1.6 you used movement and positioning to gain an advantage

in go all that was scraped in favor peeker's advantage and reduced visibility from shitty models and textures
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:31 UTC+1 No.85766583 Report

>>85766528
how many? I can't even remember the number noob
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:31 UTC+1 No.85766604 Report

>>85766523
counter-stirke: advanced warfare
reddit shitters love it, as you can see
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:31 UTC+1 No.85766606 Report

>>85766528
I participated in an offline event in your dad's bedroom with your mom.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:31 UTC+1 No.85766609 Report

>>85766395
very precise complex callouts were much more important in 1.6 than GO because you could wallbang basically anything so knowing EXACTLY which box someone was behind at etc. was much more beneficial

like in nuke, if you were any good, you would have different call out for every single typical spot of the upper site rafters
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:32 UTC+1 No.85766636 Report

>>85766192
>>85766221

>mfw i played against him the other day and he destroyed me with a split-second hs almost every time
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:32 UTC+1 No.85766665 Report

TAZ IS HYPED
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:32 UTC+1 No.85766671 Report

REKTDLC
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:32 UTC+1 No.85766692 Report

>>85766528
>nn
>not only used by onliner
kek, gertard
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:33 UTC+1 No.85766717 Report

>>85766609
Na mate, the only callouts on nuke you need are upper, lower, yard and ramp. Trust me I've won CPLs
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:33 UTC+1 No.85766721 Report

never bet against VP when they're the underdogs
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:33 UTC+1 No.85766742 Report

taz is on drugs
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:33 UTC+1 No.85766757 Report

taz is going off
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:33 UTC+1 No.85766764 Report

i aint even mad about my skins, it worth taz going out with a bang
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:33 UTC+1 No.85766769 Report

Holy shit, TaZ. Fucking dominating everyone. Was he just singing?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:33 UTC+1 No.85766771 Report

I'd really like to know what taz is screaming at them. he seems to be enjoying himself
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:34 UTC+1 No.85766772 Report

granddad gaming boys
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:34 UTC+1 No.85766775 Report

taz is feeling it. somebody make a webm of this
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:34 UTC+1 No.85766781 Report

>19-2-6 in 10 rounds
>t side overpass

wow
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:36 UTC+1 No.85766891 Report

>>85766636
>450 kills
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:37 UTC+1 No.85766969 Report

>>85753419
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:37 UTC+1 No.85766970 Report

shox and nbk not gonna let their team lose
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:37 UTC+1 No.85766994 Report

>>85766463
>actually attend LANs
>play online tournaments
>top 10 ESL 5v5 ladder for a little while
>play with aAa back in their prime during scrims
I can tell you that there was nothing "complex", and I've played maps like fucking de_prodigy in official tournaments.

What's complex about ANY of those maps? They all have CLEAR areas that you can explain in one or close to one word.

I remember Cobble was a breeze to play and now it has become a fucking maze where you have to create new terms for retarded places, fuck, I don't even know their name.

It's just funny that the game in itself is casualized to shit and then they add retarded map things that create artificial difficulty in the shot calling.

More =/= better.
More =/= more technical/complex.

It's shit, deal with it, the pictures posted above with the mirage names is proof of how retarded the game has become.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:38 UTC+1 No.85767023 Report

thanks for skins ldlc fanretards
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:38 UTC+1 No.85767038 Report

>nbk using a wasd pad
what a nerd
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:39 UTC+1 No.85767063 Report

flash, smoke and rush in
>>85767027
>>85767027
>>85767027
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:39 UTC+1 No.85767072 Report

>>85766891

yes.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:39 UTC+1 No.85767079 Report

>>85766994
>aAa during their prime
So back in 2002 lmao ayy
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:39 UTC+1 No.85767089 Report

>>85766969
same, except "under palace" -> shadow
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:39 UTC+1 No.85767116 Report

Greetings from reddit, good sirs. How are you?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:39 UTC+1 No.85767117 Report

>>85766969
>gaybox
based 12 year old
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:41 UTC+1 No.85767187 Report

>happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy >happy
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:41 UTC+1 No.85767218 Report

lol i'd be so mad there if i were happy

i fucking HATE it when i let people past me like that and then i manage to only kill 1
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:41 UTC+1 No.85767239 Report

>TAZ
>TAZ
>TAZ
>TAZ
>TAZ
>TAZ
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:44 UTC+1 No.85767382 Report

Another round ruined by the OP CZ
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:44 UTC+1 No.85767396 Report

>>85767117
Close
add 8
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:48 UTC+1 No.85767635 Report

The secret to CS is great hair.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:50 UTC+1 No.85767749 Report

Taz needs more bullets
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:50 UTC+1 No.85767786 Report

link the shit you are watching, I just arrived
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:53 UTC+1 No.85767932 Report

>>85767786
THE VIRTUS PLOUGH
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:53 UTC+1 No.85767960 Report

>>85767635
>TAZ
>f0rest
>hair
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:54 UTC+1 No.85768006 Report

>tfw you get comment karma
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:55 UTC+1 No.85768074 Report

>>85767960

f0rest has nice hair.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:55 UTC+1 No.85768123 Report

>>85768074
>JW
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:56 UTC+1 No.85768140 Report

who the fuck are these fuckers?
Thorin w/ no beard?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)17:57 UTC+1 No.85768248 Report

>>85768123

fair enough. i usually don't like to insult people's looks but jw is one ugly ass mofo, awful hair.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)18:00 UTC+1 No.85768440 Report

HAPPY getting bullied. :(
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)18:01 UTC+1 No.85768504 Report

>>85766015
>matrix

Why?
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)18:02 UTC+1 No.85768585 Report

>Not today, NBK!
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)18:02 UTC+1 No.85768626 Report

>>85768074
in the front, but he as a large bladspot on the back
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)18:05 UTC+1 No.85768789 Report

>>85768440

i reckon it's because he's the igl.

>>85768626

ah, explains all the hats i guess.
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Anonymous 11/08/14(Sat)18:06 UTC+1 No.85768896 Report

What's your favorite trashtalk /csgog/?
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