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Dark/Demon Souls General Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:04 UTC+1 No.71727341 Report

Nostalgia Edition

Vanquished >>71694403

>DARK SOULS 2
-----
>DLC
http://youtu.be/g_24S4j-jWU
>Official Patch Notes/Player Stats/Server Status
http://farfire.darksoulsii.com/
>Wiki
http://darksouls2.wikidot.com/
>Character Planners
http://gamehubbs.com/darksouls2/builds/
https://sites.google.com/site/darksouls2stats/
>Armor Minmaxing
https://googledrive.com/host/0B3UR187z11dZdm5vZGo1WHdTQUE/ArmourOp.html
>DS2 Stats Softcaps and Agility Info
http://pastebin.com/vBzS8YSE

>Soul Memory Visualizer
http://jakebarnes.com.au/ds2sm/
>Name Censor Check (PC)
http://omgftw.github.io/DarkSouls2CensorCheck/
>Beginner Tips
http://pastebin.com/VLSeAgit
>NG+ Checklist, Merchant and Farming Info
http://pastebin.com/C4VGcUAU
>No-Bonfire Run Guide
http://pastebin.com/F9Bfhdci
>Cheat Engine Guide
http://pastebin.com/KFk5qX0z

>Artbook Scans
http://www.mediafire.com/download/t85oouwvqv6al5n
>Dark Souls 2 Full OST (Courtesy of Andantil)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/114z8l32zdd0xjc/DaS+2+OST+extracted.rar

>/dsg/ Player List
http://pastebin.com/9hG50KHX
>/dsg/ Nogames Chat
Message PSN:Party1Poison to join
>/dsg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>IRC
#/vg/DarkSouls on irc.rizon.net
>Draw
http://doodleordie.com/r/darksouls

>DARK SOULS
http://pastebin.com/XAKqDi5H

>DEMON'S SOULS
http://pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a

>KING'S FIELD
http://pastebin.com/hffLt6C3

>BLOODBORNE
http://pastebin.com/fgpDAT3R
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:08 UTC+1 No.71727701 Report
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1st for xbox go home
1st for xbox go home
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:09 UTC+1 No.71727779 Report

>>71727341
>CE Guide is allowed to stay because mad cheaters rigged the poll

Fuck
You
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:09 UTC+1 No.71727808 Report

>>71727701
Garl>Velstadt>Leeroy
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:10 UTC+1 No.71727890 Report

Ideal sm for getting summoned by Looking Glass Knight in ng??
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:10 UTC+1 No.71727908 Report

>>71727701
no u
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:11 UTC+1 No.71727949 Report

>>71727890
Replied to you in the other one but try 2-3M
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:12 UTC+1 No.71728002 Report

>>71727603
I do, watch the video, spam rolls from the moment the controller rumbles
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:12 UTC+1 No.71728025 Report

>>71727949
ok thanks, i just duplicated the post into this thread without checking the last one
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:13 UTC+1 No.71728080 Report

>>71727779
The OP is meant to address commonly asked questions about the games.
One of these is how to make or duplicate items in CE. The guide should stay.

>>71727701
>no glorious cleric
>no amazing hammer
Dark Souls 2 is truly the worst.

And any attempts to cosplay Garl Vinland are a massive failure.
Why can't the turtles just drop that hammer?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:15 UTC+1 No.71728318 Report
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Anonymous
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:16 UTC+1 No.71728414 Report

what did you eat today /dsg/?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:17 UTC+1 No.71728454 Report

>>71728414
Food.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:18 UTC+1 No.71728554 Report

>>71728414
pussy
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:18 UTC+1 No.71728581 Report

>>71728454

No shit
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:18 UTC+1 No.71728593 Report

>>71728414
horse pussy
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:20 UTC+1 No.71728724 Report

>>71728414
fruit salad
barbecue chicken
tofu curry
sushi
chips
a bagel
hummus

not in that order
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:20 UTC+1 No.71728735 Report
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A or B?
A or B?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:20 UTC+1 No.71728749 Report
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...
>>71728554

>/dsg/
>pussy
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:20 UTC+1 No.71728773 Report

>>71728414
new dark souls players
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:21 UTC+1 No.71728808 Report

>>71727779
Go to bed lucy. No one likes your shit op pasta anyway.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:21 UTC+1 No.71728847 Report

>>71728735
Left, but lose the gauntlets. What leggings are those?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:23 UTC+1 No.71728983 Report

>>71727341
Reposting corrected version for gladiators in case they need to get any items from Drangleic

tl;dr go Flexile Sentry instead of Last Giant/Pursuer, arrow barrels blocking the door to the key, skip Ruin Sentinels

42,000 (Freja)
+17,250 (Najka)
+7,000 (Congregation)
----------------------
[66,250]

47,000 (Rotten)
----------------------
[113,250]

48,000 (Old Iron King)
+12,000 (Dragonrider)
+15,000 (Skeleton Lords)
+13,000 (Covetous Demon)
+20,000 (Mytha)
----------------------
[221,250]

45,000 (Lost Sinner)
----------------------
[266,250]

either
+14,000 (Flexile Sentry)
[if you arrow the barrels keeping you from getting antiquated key]
----------------------
[280,250]

or
+10,000 (Last Giant)
+17,000 (Pursuer)
+14,000 (Flexile Sentry)
[if you do not arrow the barrels - I think you need to do Flexile Sentry to skip RS this way because otherwise you can't open the gate by McDuff, but maybe I'm wrong]
----------------------
[307,250]

or
+14,000 (Flexile Sentry)
+33,000 (Ruin Sentinels)
----------------------
[313,250]

or
+10,000 (Last Giant)
+17,000 (Pursuer)
+33,000 (Ruin Sentinels)
----------------------
[326,250]
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:23 UTC+1 No.71728984 Report
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>tfw just realised what a...
>tfw just realised what a qt the painting chick is
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:23 UTC+1 No.71729014 Report

>>71728847
Insolent and I really like the gauntlets.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:23 UTC+1 No.71729029 Report

>>71728773

>Played for 3 years
>make a non-related question
>new

you're cute
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:24 UTC+1 No.71729085 Report

>>71728735
B.
Pick appropriate gauntlets, not this cheese shit
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:25 UTC+1 No.71729139 Report

>>71729085
>Cheese
Is the crit chance that high? I only picked them because they look cool.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:25 UTC+1 No.71729215 Report

>>71728983
CE is easier.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:26 UTC+1 No.71729264 Report

>>71728414

Horse,butt,hole
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:26 UTC+1 No.71729267 Report
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>tfw you will never get...
>tfw you will never get Dark Souls 1 with Steamworks

Why even live
DaS2 is a pile of unimaginable disappointment, DaS1 is plagued by GFWL

DaS2 was supposed to be good. My heart cannot take anymore lies
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:27 UTC+1 No.71729302 Report

>>71729029
why are you insinuating that i meant you?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:27 UTC+1 No.71729315 Report
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Rec me some headgear /dsg/....
Rec me some headgear /dsg/. Prisoner's Hood doesn't look as good as I thought.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:27 UTC+1 No.71729324 Report

What would be a nice outfit to go with the black knight greatsword?

Also, from what I hear its a pretty good weapon, is this true?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:28 UTC+1 No.71729385 Report

>>71728080

You've got the bonghammer
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:28 UTC+1 No.71729421 Report

>>71728983
Quick reminder; there are 7 titanite chunks in Tseldora -enough to +9 a weapon.

Unfortunately, it's not possible to reach +5 with a boss or twinkling weapon without using ascetics
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:29 UTC+1 No.71729475 Report

>>71729315
Get the other variant of the prisoner's hood, the one that wraps around your whole head.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:29 UTC+1 No.71729505 Report

Post Kalameet, she's cute.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:29 UTC+1 No.71729540 Report

>>71729302

That or you meant that you were eating new players
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:30 UTC+1 No.71729565 Report

>>71729421
Chunks are usually not the problem with getting early upgrades because you can bellbro, rather the large shards are (I think).
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:31 UTC+1 No.71729673 Report

>>71729565
You find a few large shards in wharf, and some more in FotFG and Bastille. You should have a +6 weapon going into sentinels if you do't miss any.

Plus you can buy them from macduff once you unlock him, or from chloanne once you beat OIK
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:32 UTC+1 No.71729760 Report

>>71729540
>what did you eat today /dsg/?
response
>new dark souls players
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:33 UTC+1 No.71729850 Report

>>71729760

Sorry then
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:34 UTC+1 No.71729920 Report

Have you praised the dark today?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:34 UTC+1 No.71729952 Report

>>71729475
Not really feeling it. Anything else?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:35 UTC+1 No.71730037 Report

Why is GFWL so shit?

I should have no problems getting summoned. But whenever my friend tries to summon me, the summon fails. Yet there is no problem with pvp and other stuff.

This would have never been a problem with Dark Souls II.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:35 UTC+1 No.71730050 Report

http://mmdks.com/6acg

rate my summer sale fanmail collector?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:36 UTC+1 No.71730070 Report

Why does he even have this stuff?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:36 UTC+1 No.71730130 Report

>>71730050
zwei is good but why are you dressing to light roll

you dont need lightroll for new friends

wear the most intimidating armor possible
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:37 UTC+1 No.71730150 Report

>>71730070
He probably founding while diving dark.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:37 UTC+1 No.71730173 Report

>>71730070

He went darkdiving and found Jeremiah's phantom.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:37 UTC+1 No.71730191 Report

Why is Havel's set upgradeable? What could have possibly been going on in their minds when they decided to make the objectively best physical defense armor in the game upgradeable.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:38 UTC+1 No.71730218 Report

>>71730050
>http://mmdks.com/6acg
0.9/10
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:38 UTC+1 No.71730242 Report

>>71730070
Grandoats does not wear anything yellow...?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:38 UTC+1 No.71730247 Report

>>71730150
>>71730173
>Grandahl farmed Jeremiah so you wouldn't have to

What a nice guy.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:38 UTC+1 No.71730297 Report

>>71730037
The way I understand it is, DaS2 refreshes the signs much more often. In DaS1, the refresh rate was much slower and often by the time you clicked a summon sign, sent your packets, it refreshed, and the host received the packets, the connection would have timed out.
It's fundamentally broken.

Shame there isn't a LAN mode, because we could use Hamachi or something and just have great fightclubs
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:39 UTC+1 No.71730350 Report

>>71730191
you just answered your own question
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:40 UTC+1 No.71730412 Report

>>71730247
>grandahl couldnt beat darklurker so he gives the armour for defeating him

what a casual, all he does is roll
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:40 UTC+1 No.71730420 Report

After around 45 hours I finally got the animation where the Emerald Herald swings her legs.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:40 UTC+1 No.71730442 Report

>>71730297
afaik the refresh rate is one tick per minute. Iron Keep bridge is a good way to check that out.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:40 UTC+1 No.71730463 Report

>>71730070
Because video games

Not everything has lore behind it. It's just a game.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:40 UTC+1 No.71730469 Report

>get invaded by police
>dragon greatsword whatever it's called
>get caught in an L1 3-hit combo
>9/10ths of my health gone from a combo I can't roll out of
>he backs off mysteriously
>I estus back to full
>he comes sprinting at me
>attacking recklessly
>I push his shit in because he's not controlling his stamina and rolling like shit.
>he sends me hatemail calling me a "faggot chugger pussy bitch YOU LOST I WON"
What did he expect me to do when he backed off? Bow?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:41 UTC+1 No.71730519 Report

>>71730242
He gives away the Xanthous set.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:41 UTC+1 No.71730530 Report

>>71730297
FROM never thinks netcode through very well. AC4 was set up to only transfer vector information (direction, velocity, etc.) via packets instead of actual position data. Inevitably, in a game where acceleration changes by several thousand in an instant, and directions change on a dime, this usually resulted in a critical position desync which would prevent one or both players from taking damage for the entire match.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:41 UTC+1 No.71730554 Report

>>71730420
i get that animation all the time, i never thought it was rare until i came to /dsg/
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:43 UTC+1 No.71730674 Report

>>71730420
>those horribly fractured wrists
Holy shit.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:43 UTC+1 No.71730686 Report

>>71730554
Nobody thought that it was rare until vaati claimed it was as an excuse for why he padded one of his videos with it. Now /dsg/ parrots it mindlessly.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:44 UTC+1 No.71730761 Report

>>71730686
so do 1000 warps to majula and check the factual stats.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:44 UTC+1 No.71730780 Report

Fine work, B team!
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:44 UTC+1 No.71730798 Report

>>71730686
>vaati
People seriously watch that faggots videos on here?

/dsg/ please, have some self respect. That idiot thought that a repeating texture was a special pattern and he had a whole video about it. There are few people who are bigger idiots than vaati
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:45 UTC+1 No.71730848 Report

>>71730674
Normal humans can bend their wrists in excess of 90 degrees you cripple/grandpa
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:45 UTC+1 No.71730849 Report

>>71730780
That skeleton is bleeding, is he alright?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:45 UTC+1 No.71730851 Report

http://strawpoll.me/1979919/
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:46 UTC+1 No.71730946 Report

>>71730848
Maybe in America where all the GMO food you eat mutates your anatomy but in the rest of the world where humans are still human a normal healthy wrist doesn't move like that.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:47 UTC+1 No.71731008 Report

>>71730851
>people even voting for DaS2

Faggots, the lot of you
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:47 UTC+1 No.71731024 Report

>>71730946
>he thinks being flexible is unhealthy
all this eurotrash rage
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:48 UTC+1 No.71731043 Report

>>71730849

No they didn't bother putting anything in under the king's passage walkway.

Like the missing textures near the fog door to bed of chaos
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:48 UTC+1 No.71731052 Report

>>71730191

making ?proctorName? legit

YOU CAN HACK IT IF IT'S LEGIT
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:49 UTC+1 No.71731169 Report

>>71731024
I'm not European I'm Mexican and maybe you should look up hypermobility if you think excess flexibility is healthy.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:50 UTC+1 No.71731223 Report

>>71730946
You were saying retard?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:50 UTC+1 No.71731251 Report

>>71730191
you can CE havel's to +10
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:51 UTC+1 No.71731293 Report

>>71731169
>I'm Mexican
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:52 UTC+1 No.71731382 Report

>>71731251
wait it actually doesnt increase the stats

my bad

it does increase the scaling on boss/twinkling weapons though
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:53 UTC+1 No.71731437 Report

>>71730191
If it wasn't upgradeable its base stats would be the same as its current +5 stats.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:53 UTC+1 No.71731468 Report

Guys I think Darklurker is one of the best boss fights in any game in years.

Am I wrong? It's so much fun when you just use melee and not any explosion shenanigans.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:54 UTC+1 No.71731505 Report

>>71731223
THATS A MUTANT HAND!

I know because I'm mexican!
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:54 UTC+1 No.71731518 Report

If I kill a boss as a phantom in DaS1 after the host dies, does he have to redo the boss?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:56 UTC+1 No.71731639 Report

>>71731024

>14 yo
>playing volleyball at school
>class is 16 females and 4 males
>want to impress chicks
>try to catch an high ball
>did it
>came back to the ground and turn around
>I turn, my leg don't
>my leg is now turned 180°
>I can litteraly kick my onw ass can even finger my butthole with my toes
>all class and teacher is staring at me
>can't move my leg
>"the fuck is going on"
>some of them think I'm just kidding
>they see my leg
>"fuck he's not kidding"

>at the hospital they said my ligaments were enough elastic and resistent to kept my bone from breaking
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Kobra 06/24/14(Tue)23:57 UTC+1 No.71731731 Report

>>71731639
Another quality post by the PC community
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:57 UTC+1 No.71731790 Report

>>71729952
Found something I like. Any suggestions on a more /fa/ shield? It has to be lightweight.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:58 UTC+1 No.71731806 Report

>>71731639
>finger
>with toes
wot
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:58 UTC+1 No.71731808 Report

>>71731468
If there is a secret to dodging his dark explosion as melee then it's okay as melee I guess but it felt like such a crap shoot no matter where I'd roll or when I'd run I'd still be hit by it 70% of the time. It was really frustrating. All his other attacks are easily dealt with even after the split but that dark explosion was bullshit.

Then I used lightning bolts and killed him in about 20 seconds.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:59 UTC+1 No.71731875 Report

Give me a fun str weapon to upgrade for my gladiator.

So Far I've got:
Greataxe
Bandit's Axe
Tower Shield
Pickaxe
Large Club

I've got enough chunks to max out 2 more weapons.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:59 UTC+1 No.71731909 Report

Is there a way I can check my current rank progress with whatever covenant I'm in?
What does it take for Blue Sentinels anyway, overall kills? kills when I'm the invader? how about if I summon red pahntoms in Iron Keep? should I just forget about the ring?
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:59 UTC+1 No.71731936 Report

>>71731518
Who knows but lemme tell you about the one time I killed the giant Basilisk in the Misty Ruins after it killed the host causing him to lose the petrified dragon bone. I know that having a phantom kill a 1 spawn enemy after the host dies causes them to lose any drops it might have cause it happened to me once too.

There I did it.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)23:59 UTC+1 No.71731941 Report

>Invade 10 people
>9 of them were using katanas

Fuck his game

Fucking weeaboos
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:00 UTC+1 No.71731954 Report

>Dueling
>Host heals
>Still whoop his ass
Why do they do it?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:00 UTC+1 No.71731992 Report

>>71731808
You can roll it, right when he arches his back backwards, it's like he extends, then does a crunch and then it goes off.

I still got hit by it half the time, but he gives plenty of opportunity to estus also.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:00 UTC+1 No.71732003 Report

>hits like a fucking truck
>halves your damage output when he reaches half hp
>doesn't stop wailing on you no matter what because fuck stamina
How do I beat him?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:00 UTC+1 No.71732025 Report

>>71731909
Ring doesn't matter.

Blues rank up for arena duel wins, wins as a blue invader (cracked blue orbs) and saving hosts as a bluecop.

Each is worth 1 point. level 3 at 500.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:01 UTC+1 No.71732041 Report

>>71732003

Try rolling

Try parrying
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:02 UTC+1 No.71732109 Report

>>71732003
How do you get hit by him? He's just as easy to roll under as the sentinels.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:02 UTC+1 No.71732121 Report

>>71732003
If your enemy hits like a truck then you must respond like a jet.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:02 UTC+1 No.71732142 Report

>>71732003
roll dummy

>captchas disappearing as I type them
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:02 UTC+1 No.71732156 Report

>>71732003
Eh, git gud?
His attacks are very telegraphed. Roll, attack once, repeat. At about halfway point he will kneel down and cast a buff which gives you plenty of time to wail on him. He's definitely one of the easiest bosses.

That fucking enemy in Dragon Shrine with infinite stamina is way harder
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:02 UTC+1 No.71732159 Report

>>71731790

Buckler or watchers shield
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:04 UTC+1 No.71732318 Report

>>71732156
>>71732142
>>71732109
>>71732041
>just roll
I can roll all fucking day but when i drop to only 70 damage a hit its fucking impossible to kill him.
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Kobra 06/25/14(Wed)00:05 UTC+1 No.71732392 Report

>>71732318
If you hit him enough times he will die
Seems to work for most bosses
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:05 UTC+1 No.71732393 Report

>>71732318
what weapon do you have, what upgrade and infuse, and your offense stats?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:05 UTC+1 No.71732435 Report

>>71732318
hit him till he dies
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:05 UTC+1 No.71732438 Report

>>71731875
Besides the club, not many STR weapons fit well with gladiators. Personally I'm just getting enough STR to off-hand a tower shield and then going full DEX for spears, whips and such.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:06 UTC+1 No.71732458 Report

>>71728735
B
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:06 UTC+1 No.71732491 Report

>mfw Toxic Mist into Forbidden Sun
Works every time.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:07 UTC+1 No.71732530 Report

tell me
why do they r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 the mace
why
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:08 UTC+1 No.71732590 Report

>>71732121
- Sun Tzu
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:08 UTC+1 No.71732598 Report

>>71732318
>70 damage
Upgrade your weapon or try a different one then. USE LOGIC ANON
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:09 UTC+1 No.71732664 Report

>>71732491
>Forbidden Sun

woohoo, 450 damage for 3 attunement slots
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:09 UTC+1 No.71732701 Report

Should I go to NG+ guys? I'm 3 mil SM
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:09 UTC+1 No.71732729 Report

>>71732491
Using mist spells as a smokescreen always feels great.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:10 UTC+1 No.71732802 Report

>>71731731
Another quality post by a useless tripfag.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:11 UTC+1 No.71732860 Report

>>71732491
>toxic mist
So, how does it feel to completely waste an attunement slot?

I'm yet to see anyone be poisoned by that thing. Seriously, I don't even know how much damage toxic takes in DaS2.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:11 UTC+1 No.71732876 Report

>>71731875
maybe the red rust sword/scimitar? the morning star?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:12 UTC+1 No.71732938 Report

>>71732860
He's using it as a screen to keep the other player from seeing him cast Forbidden Sun
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:12 UTC+1 No.71732983 Report

>>71732860

It's a death sentence
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:12 UTC+1 No.71733003 Report

>>71732701
Do it, but back up your save just in case.
It will only get worse from here.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:14 UTC+1 No.71733143 Report

>see dagger
>hardswap to jesters top
>receive hate mail

every time
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:16 UTC+1 No.71733313 Report

All right guys, how many people are like the guy who made these two videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1143712063&feature=iv&src_vid=zsAK1zFSnqA&v=BZ_rg2ucO4U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1143712063&feature=iv&src_vid=zsAK1zFSnqA&v=BZ_rg2ucO4U

He hates havles and mules yet he uses them himself.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:16 UTC+1 No.71733360 Report

new on the fly grading system for a redbong: drop a Rubbish if they're shit
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:18 UTC+1 No.71733501 Report

>>71733313
I wish I had his voice.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:19 UTC+1 No.71733636 Report

>>71733143

It's even better when you then proceed to whip them to death, watching them try to parryfish your fucking old whip, as you show them what a naughty little shitter they've been.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:20 UTC+1 No.71733708 Report

>In NG
>No idea where to go
>Walk around and pvp for days
>Finally go to king's door
>Beat game
Oh.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:22 UTC+1 No.71733848 Report

>>71733501
It is all right you can be like him just copy his builds and BOLIEVE.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:22 UTC+1 No.71733902 Report

Daily reminder
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:23 UTC+1 No.71733967 Report

>>71733708
>had to use a wiki to find out where to go because I went back to ask Nashandra and she was missing.

I am disgusting.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:23 UTC+1 No.71734004 Report

Anybody up to some DaS 1 PVP?
Around SL 120, PC or PS3 is ok.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:24 UTC+1 No.71734034 Report

>>71732491
Only time someone has used toxic mist on me it costed them the fight. He used it and blinded himself and his shade. The shade ate a 1300 forbidden sun and died then I rolled threw the mist and one shot him with a mundane dagger back stab.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:25 UTC+1 No.71734141 Report

>>71733902
>from buffs str to scale up attack speed based on the str modifier of a weapon
>ugs golf swings now come out 1.5-2x as fast
>i woke up

it was a good dream
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:25 UTC+1 No.71734156 Report

>get invaded by laggy phantom range exploiting tryhard with banana lance
>dc his bitch ass
>gets ass flustered and starts shit talking me
Enjoy losing your orb shitter.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:27 UTC+1 No.71734301 Report

>>71734156
>fleeing in fear

i am not impressed
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:27 UTC+1 No.71734302 Report

>>71734156
10/10 on faggot scale
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:28 UTC+1 No.71734339 Report

>>71734156
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:29 UTC+1 No.71734413 Report

>>71734156
>dc
>a win

You lost when you pissed yourself and ran, faggot

Nice bait
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:29 UTC+1 No.71734424 Report

>>71734156
Banana lance?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:29 UTC+1 No.71734431 Report

What's the best SM to invade at Sol? I'm tired of waiting.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:29 UTC+1 No.71734443 Report

>>71734339
>>71734302
>>71734301
>bothering to fight laggers
Retards every one of you.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:29 UTC+1 No.71734460 Report

>>71734156
Well to be honest, you are a massive pussy for that.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:30 UTC+1 No.71734494 Report

>>71733636
>> Using whips
>> Thinks he is good.


>>71734443
>> Assuming it is going to lag
Assuming makes a asshole out of yourself.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:31 UTC+1 No.71734558 Report

>>71734424
sunlight blade on a grand lance. Single R1 does about 900 damage, which given the phantom range, means you will be hit from 15 feet away by it.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:31 UTC+1 No.71734603 Report

>>71734443
I've never seen lag this bad in even the laggiest situations in the first game. Holy fuck.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:32 UTC+1 No.71734607 Report

>>71734443
It's called not being a queer little bitch.

If he's gonna be laggy, punish him with spells that he will not be able to dodge.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:32 UTC+1 No.71734616 Report

Would you duel this man /dsg/?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:32 UTC+1 No.71734626 Report

What weapons have the same R1 (or overall moveset) as the Heide Knight sword?

I know the Blue Flame has it, but I'm looking specifically for a non-elemental weapon
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:32 UTC+1 No.71734641 Report

>>71734141
>to scale up attack speed

99 strenght
100% stunlock
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:32 UTC+1 No.71734642 Report

>>71734558
>> Getting hit by a lance
>> not realizing even when a lance has phantom range it won't go to the side
>> Being so bad he can't parry a lance but he is getting hit by it.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:32 UTC+1 No.71734661 Report

>>71734616
>150
get with the times gramps
838 or go home
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:32 UTC+1 No.71734665 Report

>>71734494
>assuming
Did you even watch that webm. /dsg/ is seriously retarded sometimes.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:32 UTC+1 No.71734673 Report

>>71734004
no one?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:33 UTC+1 No.71734682 Report

>>71734616
>no havels
>no jesters
>no helix
yeah sure
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:33 UTC+1 No.71734710 Report

Dark Souls II pvp > Dark Souls pvp
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:34 UTC+1 No.71734764 Report

>>71734673
where?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:34 UTC+1 No.71734769 Report

>>71734665
Not everyone is gonna be laggy one webm dose not prove the person who invaded him was laggy. How retarded can you be anon
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:35 UTC+1 No.71734843 Report

>>71734764
Whereever you want.
PS3 or PC?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:35 UTC+1 No.71734905 Report

>>71734710
What's the top item supposed to be? A shoe?
Nigga, you don't smoke shoes.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:36 UTC+1 No.71734971 Report

>>71734905
TWOP.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:37 UTC+1 No.71734985 Report

>>71734905
Hush.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:37 UTC+1 No.71735029 Report

>>71734616

Yes

And I'd win
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:38 UTC+1 No.71735087 Report

>>71734971
>>71734985
Also, shouldn't the lighter be a pyro glove?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:39 UTC+1 No.71735164 Report

>>71734607
>Encouraging magic scrubbery
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:40 UTC+1 No.71735252 Report

>>71735164
nobody gets hit by magic unless YOU are a scrub, or a laggy nigger.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:41 UTC+1 No.71735368 Report

>my face when using arbiters and giants seeds to systematically despawn all enemies in the invadable zones of the game.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:42 UTC+1 No.71735394 Report

>>71734843
ps3

lets do the parish, just put your sign where the firekeeper soul is in the church
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Kobra 06/25/14(Wed)00:43 UTC+1 No.71735490 Report

>>71735368
This is an excellent idea
What would be the worst place in the game to spawn in as a blue if the host has a seed active and is spamming dried fingers
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:45 UTC+1 No.71735594 Report

>>71735394
ok one minute
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:45 UTC+1 No.71735652 Report

>>71735490
undead crypt, near either bell?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:46 UTC+1 No.71735660 Report

>>71735164
So you'd rather have him DC like a bitch?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:46 UTC+1 No.71735664 Report

>>71735490
amana.

or Dragon Shrine, since you usually pop up amidst a fuckload of drakekeepers
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:48 UTC+1 No.71735840 Report

>>71735594
whats your steam name
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:48 UTC+1 No.71735853 Report

>>71735394
Ok ,done
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Kobra 06/25/14(Wed)00:49 UTC+1 No.71735925 Report

>>71735664
Amana would be great, especially if I boost the bonfire to 10
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:49 UTC+1 No.71735969 Report

>>71735840
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:51 UTC+1 No.71736092 Report

>>71735925
it hardcaps at 8 but whatever
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:52 UTC+1 No.71736125 Report

>>71735969
fr sent
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:53 UTC+1 No.71736215 Report

>>71735490
Exactly. I just chameleon up let them invade (i've got like 200 sin) if they make it to me we fight, win some lose some.

Afterwards, bonfire giant tree for another seed, back, dried fingers, rinse and repeat.

I've had this 1 mage invade me 3 times in salt fort and die 3 times to the crossbow hollows at the top of the elevator. I bet she's feeling pretty salty right about now.

The best is the people sending me hatemail because they think I need the mobs help to kill invaders. They just don't understand the scientific process.
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Based Cyborg Ninja 06/25/14(Wed)00:55 UTC+1 No.71736452 Report

>>71731941
Is it wrong if I used an unimbued/unbuffed +10 Blacksteel Katana with the full Alonne Captain set? I've always wanted to know if that was still considered faggy.
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Kobra 06/25/14(Wed)00:56 UTC+1 No.71736507 Report

>>71736215
Looks like farming 200 ascetics is going to pay off after all
Thanks anon, you've given me a reason to play again
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:56 UTC+1 No.71736508 Report

>>71736452
It's pretty faggy.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:58 UTC+1 No.71736602 Report

Is the zweihander good this time around?

Please tell me it's good
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:58 UTC+1 No.71736635 Report

>>71736602
>this time around
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Based Cyborg Ninja 06/25/14(Wed)00:59 UTC+1 No.71736706 Report

>>71736508
I just wanted to protect the Keep..
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:59 UTC+1 No.71736710 Report

>>71736215
>Perfectly pristine Drangleic devoid of conflict and enemies

It'll all seem so weird when you're done.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:59 UTC+1 No.71736761 Report

>>71736602
It's actually really shit considering poise isn't a thing anymore.

Your only hope is golf clubbing someone out of the area.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)00:59 UTC+1 No.71736762 Report

>>71732003
You can't beat him. Velstadt is god.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:00 UTC+1 No.71736775 Report

>>71736602
Everything that is not a katana it's shit

Fucken weebs
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:00 UTC+1 No.71736795 Report

>>71736710
The stone soldiers at the first bonfire despawn? I've killed them literally hundreds of times first trying to despawn, then later to farm slabs and they're still there.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:00 UTC+1 No.71736839 Report

>BoB
>all the rank 2/3s I come across are clearly shitters
>insane damage with regular weapons
>high HP
>high defense
>insane amounts of stamina

man this Covenant is so fucking shit
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:01 UTC+1 No.71736880 Report

>>71733313
You do realise he is just trolling right?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:02 UTC+1 No.71736930 Report

>play dark souls pvp because i had missed it until now
>8/10 people backstab fish
>put my back against a wall
>they walk into the wall
>despite not working they keep trying to circle around me like i'm some kind of pve mob
>blue invades
>oh, they should at least know a little about pvp to not have to backstab fish
>double+ my sl ninja-flipping with high poise backstab fishing
>same deal with reds except around my sl
>it never works unless there's insane lag
>the other 2/10 are people who shit themselves upon seeing me and dc/run/hide
fuck is that frustrating
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:02 UTC+1 No.71736962 Report

Will DS2 ever be good?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:03 UTC+1 No.71737007 Report

>>71736880
You are actually gonna defend that?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:03 UTC+1 No.71737041 Report

>Magic Dragonrider Twinblade with GMW
>mfw this damage output
This thing is a beast, why don't more people use it?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:03 UTC+1 No.71737047 Report

>>71736930
>blue invades

>expecting anything from Failmoons
They're called failmoons for a reason. That coven attracts the worst players. In 500 hours I've never once been invaded by a failmoon who wasn't dogshit.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:04 UTC+1 No.71737095 Report

>>71737041

Because it's a twinblade.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:04 UTC+1 No.71737113 Report

>>71737047
>Failmoons
Who the fuck calls them that? They've always been Dorkmoons.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:04 UTC+1 No.71737141 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:05 UTC+1 No.71737161 Report

say, did anyone ever take off Havels' helmet in DaS to see his face?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:05 UTC+1 No.71737164 Report

>>71737095
But it's a good weapon.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:05 UTC+1 No.71737180 Report

>>71736795
Well, yeah, a few non-despawning enemies.

But it's stuff like the Stone Soldiers, who are content to passively kneel forever, the Leydia Pyromancers who would only come if you call them with the Bell, and the Mad Warrior, but only if you're a Bell Keeper.
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Kobra 06/25/14(Wed)01:05 UTC+1 No.71737216 Report

>>71737047
>failmoon
I'm pretty sure nobody here has ever called them that, maybe you meant to post this on gamefaqs or reddit?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:05 UTC+1 No.71737220 Report

With my faith / strength build in DS1 I've upgraded my claymore to +14. I have sunlight blade. Have I wasted titanite or should I go up to +15? Or is there another option?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:06 UTC+1 No.71737270 Report

>>71737007
Stop falling for obvious bait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsAK1zFSnqA&list=TLeG5qICluJdKlw8AvMuT6oshm3nwjsfRB
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:06 UTC+1 No.71737281 Report

>>71736761
Why did they fucked up poise?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:08 UTC+1 No.71737404 Report

>Invaded
>Switch to ring of life protection

Holy shit this is good. If I die, I lose nothing. I have like four of these fucking things, too.

Am I supposed to be able to just repair them? They make the breaking sound like in Dark Souls 1, but I can just get them repaired at the blacksmith for like 5k souls, which is nothing.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:08 UTC+1 No.71737426 Report

Welp, I just crossed into the 15k soul memory mark for invading. Literally the past 10 invasions have consisted of people in havels and estus flasking right in front of me, outhealing anything I can possibly do to them. I don't care about flasking, it's the fact that I don't hurt them enough to actually offset it.

Do people just cheat engine their SM back down? I guess I could just make another character, what's the risk?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:08 UTC+1 No.71737430 Report

>>71737270
He reminds of that korean guy who actually makes builds like these

Forgot his name
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:09 UTC+1 No.71737457 Report

>>71737113
>>71737216
https://archive.foolz.us/_/search/boards/vg.dev.foolz.neet/text/failmoon/

Not the most common monicker but I'm not the first to use it.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:09 UTC+1 No.71737483 Report

>>71737430
Enisle2004, which is probably the year he was born.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:09 UTC+1 No.71737490 Report

>>71737041
>GMB
>Your weapon now becomes useless
No fun allowed in DaS2, didn't you know?

>>71737281
Because it doesn't do shit?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:09 UTC+1 No.71737513 Report

>>71737220
Anyone?
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Kobra 06/25/14(Wed)01:09 UTC+1 No.71737517 Report

>>71737457
We've always called them dorkmoons, please return to whatever community you came from
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:09 UTC+1 No.71737519 Report

>>71737281
Because people bitched about poise stabs so instead fixing backstabs, which they didn't, they ruined poise.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:10 UTC+1 No.71737580 Report

>>71737457
>Only 16 instances
Meanwhile:
https://archive.foolz.us/_/search/boards/vg.dev.foolz.neet/text/dorkmoon/
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:10 UTC+1 No.71737587 Report

>>71737517
>tripfag
>telling anyone to leave
You're clearly new to 4chan if you think being a tripfag is in any way acceptable.

Why don't YOU return to leddit or gamespot or wherever you came from.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:11 UTC+1 No.71737648 Report

Do you guys use burrs and hardswap elemental defense rings? My arena/high SM dueling experience has been substantially less infuriating since I've started doing just that.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:11 UTC+1 No.71737669 Report

>>71737426
You either CE your SM, or just set up a backup well before you hit 15m.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:12 UTC+1 No.71737741 Report

>>71737517
>shown proof it's a word
>I-I beg t-thee r-return h-home
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:12 UTC+1 No.71737746 Report

>>71737587
>thinks anyone listens to anons
why do you even waste your time telling others what to do?

you seem to be the new person around here
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:13 UTC+1 No.71737751 Report

>>71737220

Go up to +15. That's a really good combination.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:13 UTC+1 No.71737812 Report

>>71737220
pls respond
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:14 UTC+1 No.71737903 Report

>>71737580
>doesn't recognize obscure term
>goes full autist
/dsg/ what are you doing?

>guys GUYS! he said infuriating! no one says that. we say mad, who says infuriating? Check the archives no one has ever used infuriating when they really mean mad.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:15 UTC+1 No.71737936 Report

So anyone else gets delayed drops in souls games? By delayed drops i mean moderately rare occurences where you kill an enemy and get nothing, but after returning to the location later the drop is suddenly there. It happened quite often for me in Dark, especially on rats, happens sometimes in Dark 2 and i'm quite sure this happened in Demons. Both Dark souls games are ps3 versions.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:16 UTC+1 No.71738043 Report

>a good 15 steps away from a guy
>he r2s with his greatsword, I'm already out range of the hitbox by a few steps
>decide to roll backwards just in case
>he hits me after the roll finished
>literally the width of aldia's 2nd bonfire hallway away from him post roll

This happens so often it makes me miss Dark Souls 1 even more.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:16 UTC+1 No.71738057 Report

>>71737903
On the other hand, pause a moment to actually consider "Failmoon" as a term. It's just so poorly done.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:16 UTC+1 No.71738084 Report

>>71737220
+15 it champ, the claymore is the best quality weapon in the game.

What is your strength and dex?
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Kobra 06/25/14(Wed)01:17 UTC+1 No.71738118 Report

>>71737741
There's more instances of the word japstab than there is failmoon
Really, please go
>>71737587
I was here before /b/ existed
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:17 UTC+1 No.71738156 Report

>>71738057
Dorkmoon is better? They both suck the only really good one was dickwraith because most of them were dicks.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:18 UTC+1 No.71738191 Report

>>71738057
>fail
>be unsuccessful in achieving one's goal.
This is typical of Dark Moon players

>Moon
>The later half of the covenant name.

I've seen worse. Like Bellbros. There's nothing bro about the bell tower covenant.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:18 UTC+1 No.71738206 Report

Is Darkdrift good? Or whatever it is called.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:18 UTC+1 No.71738207 Report

>mrw acid surge insta-breaks growers
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:18 UTC+1 No.71738227 Report

I thought I was recorded a good encounter in ds1 but because I forgot to select the right scene in obs all I have is a black screen. In the burg, I trapped a host on a bridge with me on one side and a black knight on the other, then spammed HELLO till the black knight finished him, followed by a VERY GOOD.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:18 UTC+1 No.71738246 Report

>>71738118

Hey Kobra you have the shittiest tryhard build I've ever seen on /dsg/. It's only worse that you're SL120. Fuck you Kobra.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:19 UTC+1 No.71738265 Report

>>71737751
Thanks.
>>71738084
My strength is 26, dex is only 12, have hardly upgraded it. Focusing on strength, gonna get it up to 40
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:19 UTC+1 No.71738328 Report

>>71738118
>tripfag floundering
I can't get enough of this autismal dance. Please tell us how you invented all the popular builds next, and how this OP pasta is inferior to yours.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:21 UTC+1 No.71738442 Report

What's goin' on, guys? This is MartyrsBrigade99 coming to you once again with another session of /dsg/.

Alright guys, we're back at it with a little series I like to call "The General Thread". First off, lets give a show of appreciation to our good ole /dsg/. Now a lot of times -- or should I say most of the time. Actually I cant even say that, the vast majority of times -- the primary form of posting in these threads are pictures. And thats alright; thats cool and everything, but to turn around and uh... you know, disrespect others for not posting pictures... Well I only have one thing to say to hotshots like you: Get off it.

If you think that pictures are more important than all the writing styles, all the information, and uh... all the community contributions, well then I suggest you re-evaluate your posting style.

Now before any of you jokers from the reporting brigade jump on me, I am not dissing the usefulness of pictures. But until you can demonstrate for YOURSELVES, that you can have a successful and positive thread using ONLY images, then you cannot refute my beliefs. Besides, here in the brigade we like to do things a little differently.

Now it's funny, because every single high speed pasta reporter and every hotshot image poster who has come in here with their ridiculous accusations, not a single one has been able to demonstrate that images can be used as the primary form of communication. And that's that.

Until next time...

MartyrsBrigade...

is...

out.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:21 UTC+1 No.71738469 Report

>weekend bridge
>good duels all around
>weeknight bridge
>havels, backstab fishing, "ill buff in front of you and rush you when you do", and all manners of shittery

what gives

i rock a drakekeepers so they aren't trying to anti-shitter me
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:21 UTC+1 No.71738483 Report

>>71738156
It is better, it almost sounds like Darkmoon, while reinforcing that they're all dorks. It's more humorous too.

They've always been Dorkmoons, there's irrefutable proof and there's nothing you can about it. :^)
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:21 UTC+1 No.71738494 Report

>>71738442
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Kobra 06/25/14(Wed)01:21 UTC+1 No.71738497 Report

>>71738246
That build has been obsolete since the last patch balance, chill out anon
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:22 UTC+1 No.71738592 Report

>>71738156
>>71738191
Dorkmoon is better wordplay. It references the original term much better than just listlessly pasting in "fail".
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:23 UTC+1 No.71738605 Report

>>71738483
There is also nothing you can do about people saying failmoons anon it is a two sided street you don't own the bitch.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:23 UTC+1 No.71738615 Report

>>71738494
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:24 UTC+1 No.71738703 Report

>>71738442
>Now before any of you jokers from the reporting brigade jump on me
Too late.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:24 UTC+1 No.71738746 Report

>>71738605
How lucky that people don't say "failmoon", then.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:26 UTC+1 No.71738879 Report

>>71738746
I might now seeing how butt hurt it made people.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:26 UTC+1 No.71738889 Report

>>71738497

It's just such an outstandingly low-skill build that it's hilarious that you presume to have any clout in the "community"
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:26 UTC+1 No.71738910 Report

>>71738746
>he can't read
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:27 UTC+1 No.71739018 Report

>>71732003
People have difficulty with him? He was one of the easiest bosses in my first run
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Kobra 06/25/14(Wed)01:29 UTC+1 No.71739127 Report

>>71738889
Low skill? I'm SL 120 vs SL 700s every fight and I have a whopping 85 agility
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:31 UTC+1 No.71739295 Report

>>71739127
>It's not my fault I lost they're level 700!
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Kobra 06/25/14(Wed)01:32 UTC+1 No.71739329 Report

>>71739295
Who said I lost
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:32 UTC+1 No.71739350 Report

>>71739127
Most players aren't 700 a lot of range between 150-250
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:32 UTC+1 No.71739370 Report

>>71738889
what build is that
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:34 UTC+1 No.71739536 Report

>>71739329
>backpedaling
>denial
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:35 UTC+1 No.71739608 Report

He did this 5 times in a row so far. ;_;
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:36 UTC+1 No.71739650 Report

>>71739370
some minmaxed build he got from reddit
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:36 UTC+1 No.71739687 Report

>>71738265
Dex is generally better in DaS 1 and strength declines in scaling a lot faster for some reason.

I'd get them both to 40 if possible otherwise just get dex to 40 and strength to 30.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:37 UTC+1 No.71739761 Report

>>71739608
I hated fighting your build as much as i hate fighting havelys in dks2 I don't blame him.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:38 UTC+1 No.71739836 Report

Just showing new players the ropes.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:40 UTC+1 No.71740010 Report

>>71739836
xdd epicccc
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:41 UTC+1 No.71740083 Report

>>71739836

Epic, simply epic.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:45 UTC+1 No.71740373 Report

>>71739836
There are people who don't roll out of wakeup?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:47 UTC+1 No.71740505 Report

ded thred
ded game
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:47 UTC+1 No.71740509 Report

>>71739836
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:49 UTC+1 No.71740689 Report

>make qt waifu character
>give sorceries
>dress like a slut

truly the best way to invade
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:50 UTC+1 No.71740750 Report

>>71740689
pics
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:54 UTC+1 No.71741035 Report

>>71740689
>making you're waifu dress like a slut
shameful
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:54 UTC+1 No.71741045 Report

Can anyone remind me, can i summon people once more if i ascetic the area and challenge the boss again? What's the best point to find sunbros at 150/9.8M, Smelter?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:55 UTC+1 No.71741121 Report

>>71741035
Most people waifus are 9 year olds dressed up like they live as a cum dump in a whore house.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:55 UTC+1 No.71741159 Report

>>71741035

my actual waifu character is a mirror squire servant. this is purely to piss people off.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:56 UTC+1 No.71741171 Report

is 99 END dual katanas still a thing? Haven't played in a long time.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:58 UTC+1 No.71741321 Report

>>71739608
show me your butt
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:58 UTC+1 No.71741354 Report

>>71740689
>>71741035
>Having a waifu
>Not living vicariously through your female characters
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)01:59 UTC+1 No.71741407 Report

>>71741354
>> Not wanting to be a faggot
I guess I am on the wrong website then.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:00 UTC+1 No.71741507 Report

>>71741171
That was a thing??
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:01 UTC+1 No.71741548 Report

>>71741407
It's not gay if you're a girl at the time.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:02 UTC+1 No.71741605 Report

>>71741548
You will never be a girl outside that video game anon so yes it is.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:02 UTC+1 No.71741625 Report

>invade copse
>2nd bonfire isn't lit
>but the tree shortcut is down for some reason...
>see hosts name flash back towards the cave with the rapier at the bottom.
>go in there
>get to bottom
>torturer guy is going apeshit
>host is nowhere to be found
>door is shut
>phantoms cannot open it
Nice on B-Team.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:03 UTC+1 No.71741702 Report

>Astrologist's set
>says you can't draw power from celestial bodies

>Gwyn
>Gwynevere
>Gwyndolin

I hope in the DLC there's some shit about the Astrologists. Best set in the fucking game.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:04 UTC+1 No.71741706 Report

>>71741625
You got juked out son, don't blame the game when you are the one who got caught up. The host used environment to fuck you over it can happen.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:04 UTC+1 No.71741707 Report

>>71741605
That's what we have medical science for.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:04 UTC+1 No.71741728 Report

>>71741507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaqOVfDyb_I
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:05 UTC+1 No.71741793 Report

I wish the rest of the Lord Souls areas were as nice as New Londo.

So I'm planning on buying DaS2 no later than the 29th, sooner if it goes on sale lower than the current 33%.

I've seen from the screenshots and videos that everything seems more colorful in DaS2 than in DaS1, but how is the atmosphere? The cohesion of Lordran is part of why I enjoy the game so much. And is there any decent lore?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:05 UTC+1 No.71741807 Report

>>71741706
>defending this
I bet you have gold phantoms hold your hands wherever you go, and you wear your blue baby ring of summoning too don't you?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:05 UTC+1 No.71741810 Report

>>71741728
Those aren't katans though.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:06 UTC+1 No.71741848 Report

>>71740689

Waifus.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:06 UTC+1 No.71741872 Report

>>71741810
Yeah, that's a newer video.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:07 UTC+1 No.71741951 Report

>>71741807
No i am mostly by myself, every time I summon a phantom he tends to be a faggot, why can't you just admit you fucked up and not the game?
Also I'm brother hood of blood so most of the time I am the one invadeing.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:09 UTC+1 No.71742092 Report

What classes for Bloodborne do you reckon?

Lore-wise magic is considered heretical so I think magic may be reduced to one class or nothing at all.

"Gadgets" are supposedly emphasized.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:09 UTC+1 No.71742104 Report

>>71741951
I didn't fuck up. The game is fucked up. Why would it show the host is down there if not for him being there, or a glitch. Why would the devs have so many areas be completely impassible to phantoms if not for incompetence?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:11 UTC+1 No.71742206 Report

>>71741793
It's noticeably worse than Demon's and Dark souls.

Bonfire placement is way too dense, and every time you start getting immersed you have to warp back to Majula to spend your souls to level up.

The lore is Dark Souls lore recycled, emphasis on the "cycled". The NPCs aren't as compelling and their questlines are all reduced in scope.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:11 UTC+1 No.71742210 Report

>>71742092
>classes
I've got bad news for you.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:11 UTC+1 No.71742243 Report

>>71742104
The phantom shouldn't be opening areas for the host. Most of the time it won't spawn you on a path you can't go threw, as for the host messing up that shit happens when you are on a mountain terrain. That shit happened to me all the time in dark souls 1 in darkroot don't just say it is dark souls 2.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:12 UTC+1 No.71742291 Report

>>71742092

The lying cheat company class where they promise you a bunch of stuff on the select screen, but when you get to the game it's all a lie and none of it's there.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:13 UTC+1 No.71742348 Report

>>71741706

>Haha! Now you have zero chance of doing anything thanks to bad level design!

Were there things like this in the last two souls games, areas where you couldn't reach the host/an invader unless they glitched? (like using the burg to lower burg jump)

I've invaded people who I can't reach thanks to level design.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:14 UTC+1 No.71742470 Report

>>71741848
why is her face so long

like her eyes are unnaturally high up. but if that's what you're into then w/e
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:14 UTC+1 No.71742475 Report

>>71742243
In Dark Souls 1 the phantom could go through illusion doors. I invaded the tomb of the giants enough to know that I could just walk through the wall from the lower area where not-astrea was.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:16 UTC+1 No.71742565 Report

>>71742243

The spawns are mostly random, and there are meany inaccessible areas that can force you to BSC out. This isn't fun or interesting at all, and this is why things like this haven't been possible in previous souls games unless you actively glitched. There is one instance of this I can think of in DaS, and that is using the undead burg skip to get down to the lower undead burg.

I can't see how you can defend this. "It's your own fault for going down there" isn't an excuse for shoddy level design.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:21 UTC+1 No.71742957 Report

>>71739018
He seems to be either bitch easy or fuck hard. I died to him three times on my first playthrough, myself.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:21 UTC+1 No.71742974 Report

>>71742565
and sometimes the cage elevators break and refuse to take you up
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:22 UTC+1 No.71743057 Report

>>71741793

It's pretty shit, to be honest.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:22 UTC+1 No.71743068 Report

what should i build toward
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:23 UTC+1 No.71743110 Report

>>71742974
>>71742565
>>71742475
>>71742348
Samefag like a bitch. Why can't you just deal with the fact that you got outplayed by meta-environment moves?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:23 UTC+1 No.71743152 Report

So, I just killed the Old Monk, then the Storm King. The only worlds I have left it seems are 1-4 and 5-3.

After I killed the Storm King, the Nexus has eerie piano music and that blue guy who mocked me in the beginning of the game seems to be going mad.

What is happenign?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:23 UTC+1 No.71743173 Report

>>71743068
Ruler's Sword.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:24 UTC+1 No.71743202 Report

Did anyone here ever play Nightmare Creatures? It reminded me a lot of the Souls series when I went back to play it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yreYGmpUj8c
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:24 UTC+1 No.71743207 Report

>>71743068
Well, you can't ever use any Resonant moves. Your Soul Shekels are too valuable.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:26 UTC+1 No.71743341 Report

>>71743110

>meta-environment moves

So that's what retards call shit level design.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:26 UTC+1 No.71743374 Report

>>71743202
I remember playing that shit when I was like 9 or 10. Good game.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:27 UTC+1 No.71743480 Report

Listen carefully

I want to fuck a witch
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:28 UTC+1 No.71743491 Report

>>71743202
That boss has better tracking than some of the bosses in Dark Souls 2
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:28 UTC+1 No.71743543 Report

>>71743068
>dark souls jew character
>get millions of souls
>ce sm down
>invade people
>if they kill you, their soul memory shoots through the roof
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:30 UTC+1 No.71743634 Report

>>71743202
>look up screenshots
>one of the first links it leads me to is http://d-pad.co.uk/2014/06/compare-and-contrast-bloodborn-and-nightmare-creatures/
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:31 UTC+1 No.71743683 Report

>>71743480

I wonder if her pussy is all cut up and rotting?I bet the meat flaps have holes in them with maggots and stale juices.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:31 UTC+1 No.71743736 Report

>Intel(R) Core(TM) i3-3217 CPU @ 1.80GHZ
>4GB
>Intel(R) HD Graphics 4000

Can I run DS2 on my potato?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:32 UTC+1 No.71743759 Report

>>71739650

Jesterhavel, dark rulersword, GMB
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:32 UTC+1 No.71743781 Report

>>71743683
Just put the ring of the dead on her and you're fine.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:32 UTC+1 No.71743824 Report

Quick where should I invade?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:34 UTC+1 No.71743904 Report

>>71743683
Every female in the Souls universe is that way. These ladies are just blue because they've been locked away in an airtight crypt for so long.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:35 UTC+1 No.71744014 Report

>>71743904
that should mean they're well-preserved
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:36 UTC+1 No.71744116 Report

>>71744014
Not when there's water and air present. That will rot you faster than being out in the open.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:41 UTC+1 No.71744463 Report

Is Bastard Sword decent for a quality build(DaS2)?

It's my favorite weapon(dat brutal r1-->r1-->r2-->r2 combo) and I am sick of using a lightning imbued one with SLB.

What upgrade path would you guys recommend for high damage without having to use a buff?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:41 UTC+1 No.71744516 Report

>>71744116
oh, true

well, as said above, ring of the dead + you're already undead, what could go wrong?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:44 UTC+1 No.71744710 Report

>tfw you parry a level 400 havelshit twice then WotG him and win
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Sommunist 06/25/14(Wed)02:45 UTC+1 No.71744784 Report

>>71742092
Probably the same ones that were in dark souls, if they go the class route. Just reduce the casters to 1 class (since it's not clear if there's miracles, just 'evil' magic) and merge the bandit/hunter and explorer/thief into one class focused on guns.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:45 UTC+1 No.71744802 Report

>>71743068
Oy vey

I really suck at building actual good builds though
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:46 UTC+1 No.71744882 Report

>>71744463
I finished the game with Bastard Sword +8

you don't need anything else, no buffs, no nothing
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:47 UTC+1 No.71744914 Report

>>71741793
It's not as good as the other two Souls games, but it still a great RPG experience, despite all the hate it gets from /dsg/.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:49 UTC+1 No.71745083 Report

>>71743152
I killed the woman and her servant in world 5.
Shit, was this a good idea? She seemed like that boss in the painted world.

Fuck
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:49 UTC+1 No.71745095 Report

>>71744882
Well I'm sorta talking about PvP only.

You have to do enough damage to compete with others as an invader since you can't heal yourself, that's why I buff. I want to stop doing that though, it's a liability now that you can't soniculars.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:51 UTC+1 No.71745203 Report

>invading iron keep because it's a cool place
>host sees me and sprints off behind the pillars by the stairs to nowhere
>I chase
>catch them trying to buff
>backstab
>doesn't even do 1/20th their health
>the fuck?
>suddenly a white phantom is on me
>I roll away
>phantoms attack catches host and staggers them
>what the fuck?
>they both chase me near the lava
>stunlock host into the lava
>get hatemail "that was a fight club you fucking cunt!"

>invade again
>host immediately locks onto me
>rush them and catch them in an R1 combo
>red phantom spawns in
>instantly aggros on me
>run circles around host so they keep hitting each other
>host finally runs off to heal
>I wreck the phantom
>host tries to spam force at me
>I roll away and feather them to death with arrows
>get more hatemail "what kind of faggot doesn't know a fight club when he sees it fuck off!!!"

2 things: 1. How the fuck am I supposed to know I'm invading into fight clubs when the host is instantly aggressive/has an apparent white phantom and no one emotes at me

2. I'm invading bitches, you didn't summon me from a sign, fuck your fight club.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:51 UTC+1 No.71745245 Report

>>71743152
you mean lady astraea and garl vinland? you are required to kill them to finish the game

>>71745083
crestfallen dude eventually goes nuts and kills himself if you keep talking to him
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Sommunist 06/25/14(Wed)02:51 UTC+1 No.71745249 Report

>>71741793
see
>>71744914

It's definitely the weakest of the series, but in a vacuum it's a decent game. On sale, I'd say it's worth getting. Wait on the DLC though.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:52 UTC+1 No.71745318 Report

>>71728735
B, change the leggings maybe. looks good otherwise
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:52 UTC+1 No.71745348 Report

>>71745203
>catch them trying to buff

You deserve everything bad that happens to you, faggot.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:53 UTC+1 No.71745405 Report

>>71745348
0/10 too obvious. Only retards invade and then stand there while the host buffs.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:54 UTC+1 No.71745464 Report

>>71745405

I do it every time. I used to swing if they did more than one buff but now I don't because I realized how bad you have to be to need free cheap shots.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:54 UTC+1 No.71745474 Report

>>71745203
There's only one way to deal with unexpected fight clubs.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:56 UTC+1 No.71745560 Report

>>71745203
Welcome to dark souls PvP m8. Full of cry babies
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:57 UTC+1 No.71745638 Report

tfw wrecking salebabbies with my twinked as fuck lvl1

thank god for no soul memory
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:58 UTC+1 No.71745719 Report

>>71745474
>hexes on a Moonlight Butterfly cosplay
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)02:59 UTC+1 No.71745801 Report

>>71745719
This was not the cosplay event.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:00 UTC+1 No.71745860 Report

>>71745464
How bad do you have to be to need buffs to survive in pvp?

If I catch you buffing I'll hit you because you were stupid enough to buff while I'm nearby. If you're already buffed I will play incredibly passive until it wears off. Don't like it? Learn to play aggressively.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:01 UTC+1 No.71745909 Report

/dsg/, I want to build a low level dickwraith in DS1, so I can invade people in the undead burg.
Any tips besides getting gud?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:01 UTC+1 No.71745946 Report

>>71745203
I remember when you used to be able to actually invade the iron keep and fight hosts in the various areas.

Now if you invade their you're either crashing a fight club or walking into a planned gank. Fuck everyone, why don't they do that shit in heidi instead.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:02 UTC+1 No.71745958 Report

>>71745860
>How bad do you have to be to need buffs to survive in pvp?

Just saying if you need free shots then that's kind of pathetic. Just fight straight up and don't be a pussy. If these people are as truly bad as you say they are then you don't need free hits to win.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:03 UTC+1 No.71746101 Report

>>71745909
Starting class pyromancer.
Get str to 16
grab the zwei from the graveyard
rush depths and free laurentius.
upgrade flame and zwei
kill sif
kill ingvald
kill 4 kings
Enjoy your new dickwraith and dump as many souls as you can into your flame.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:04 UTC+1 No.71746124 Report

>>71745909
you won't need to git gud stomping lowbies with your +5 lightning zwei and full havels
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:04 UTC+1 No.71746163 Report

>>71743207
>tfw jewish and i cannot do hexes because of this
oh god the stereotype is true
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:06 UTC+1 No.71746260 Report

>>71745860
>>71745958
http://strawpoll.me/1981661
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:06 UTC+1 No.71746305 Report

>>71745909
Stay at level 15, so you can invade pretty much anybody.

The best twink set that I always used was:

Knight gauntlets+Hollow soldier waistcloth and puppy ring for poise, rest of the parts just cloth. My fav weapon in DaS1 is the rapier, which also happens to be great for low levels because it's 1.0 weight value. Always use chaos weapons and remember to stay at 99 soft humanity.

>gitting gud

You won't need to do that, son.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:07 UTC+1 No.71746358 Report

>>71745909
you can beat the shit out of everything with a +4 lightning reinforced club. extra souls can be used on pyromancy flame.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:07 UTC+1 No.71746385 Report

>>71745958
I agree that buffs shouldn't be a 'no touching' time though. I buff too but if you take too long to buff or get faggy with the gestures then I'm going to hit you.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:08 UTC+1 No.71746472 Report

>>71746385
I agree. At least let the dude get off a weapon buff before you stunlock him into oblivion though. But that's just my opinion.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:09 UTC+1 No.71746498 Report

>>71746385
>gesture at someone
>buff while they gesture back
hyeeeeeeeeeeeeh
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:09 UTC+1 No.71746503 Report

>>71745909

You'll need some gud to beat 4kids at that level. Try elemental weapons and rolling.

If you want to be a real dickbag, Great Combustion is an auto-win at that level; elemental weapons are obviously also powerful. If you'd like to have fun, I'd recommend +5 weapons only and don't take your armor too far.

Or if you feel like pushing a little further, you can become an SL1 Dargon. It's rough getting 30 scales at that level, but dragon claws have 400 AR; with the damage buff from the roar you can easily oneshot anyone in the Parish. You also have the fire breath for pounding through shields. Make sure to bring a flip ring for maximum chicken-man douchebaggery.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:09 UTC+1 No.71746515 Report

>>71746260
>that biased poll
I choose option 3, let them buff and then push their shit in because they don't know how to fight properly. Buffs are a fallback for people who are used to being pussy mages.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:10 UTC+1 No.71746616 Report

Why do i have "???" bonfires?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:11 UTC+1 No.71746656 Report

>>71746616
you didn't visit them yet
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:11 UTC+1 No.71746657 Report

>>71746616
you talked to nashandra and are not good at exploring
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:11 UTC+1 No.71746672 Report

>>71746616
After a certain point they pop up, most of them are found later on. The only one I haven't found that I feel like I should is the one after huntsman's copse.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:11 UTC+1 No.71746703 Report

>>71746101
>>71746305
>>71746358
>>71746503
Thanks for the tips. What about getting the Gravelord Sword and using that instead of the Zweihander? Since I'll be using pyromancy to deal with everything, and I'll be killing Ingward to get New Londo drained.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:12 UTC+1 No.71746778 Report

>>71746260
when i PvP, anything goes. Healing, backstabbing while they buff, anything. I'm there to win not have a faggot honour duel. Every time you attune a buff you take the risk of your opponent attacking and negating 30 or more of your precious SLs because you couldn't get it off. I'll be damned if i'm gonna let you power up to become even stronger
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:13 UTC+1 No.71746812 Report

>>71746672
>not meeting the second canon gay npc
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:15 UTC+1 No.71747006 Report

>>71746812
though there's like 3 other bonfires you could possibly mean I guess
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:16 UTC+1 No.71747041 Report

Can you not push through mobs as an invader anymore?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:16 UTC+1 No.71747062 Report

>>71746812
Please don't post things like that. It offends my dick.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:16 UTC+1 No.71747083 Report

>>71746812
I don't even wanna know.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:17 UTC+1 No.71747137 Report

>you can get hit while in the bs animation

Dear Fromsoft,
If you didnt want invaders in your game, just remove it entirely instead of giving me the false hope that invaders have any type of chance against gankers or people that heal.

Love, Anonymous

PS. FUCK YOU
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:18 UTC+1 No.71747179 Report

>>71747041
You can but some of them are really difficult
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:19 UTC+1 No.71747292 Report

>>71747179

And in the meantime the host gets a free sippy

god

dammit.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:20 UTC+1 No.71747324 Report

>>71747041
It's fucking suffering in this game.

>Host runs away up ladder
>Undead guy follows but stops in the middle of the ladder for no reason
>Stuck at the bottom forever

It's so retarded to have to BC out because of that.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:21 UTC+1 No.71747369 Report

>>71746260
dsg hates buffbitches
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:21 UTC+1 No.71747412 Report

>>71747041
>>71747324
>invade Shrine of Amana
>the host's on the other side of the giant mushroom bug
>there's literally nothing I can do to get past it
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:22 UTC+1 No.71747471 Report

>>71747137
Invaders have so much less of a chance against gank squads in this game compared to others. All those bullshit healing items.

Being an invader in Heide's is suffering.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:23 UTC+1 No.71747529 Report

>>71746515
Isn't that pretty much what the second option said?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:23 UTC+1 No.71747554 Report

>>71747412
>host getting past the bug without killing it
If he started from the bonfire past that you'd have spawned closer. He probably walked around that cave.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:24 UTC+1 No.71747594 Report

>>71747412
>sprint/roll along the right wall until it stops pushing forward
>switch to the left wall and sprint/roll until you get through

come the fuck on retard
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:24 UTC+1 No.71747635 Report

>the butterfly hat effects npcs

Does McDuff get a gravestone if you kill him?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:24 UTC+1 No.71747641 Report

>>71747412
>Have to roll repeatedly to push the mushroom out of the way
>Host is there just watching you
>Feel like such a loser for 5 minutes

>>71747554
It's happened before. I don't think you can walk around that cave.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:25 UTC+1 No.71747713 Report

So what's this faggot trick for great swords that lets them do 2 full combos you can't roll out of?

I'm spamming dodge and this one nigger I invaded can just double combo me with the lightning defender sword. Meanwhile my great sword they can roll out after the 2nd hit.

Is this that moveset swap hack?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:26 UTC+1 No.71747742 Report

>>71747635

Eventually yes. If you haven't killed him yet though just pay Cromwell to remove his aggro.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:26 UTC+1 No.71747752 Report

>>71747635
not if he's killed by poison
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:26 UTC+1 No.71747769 Report

Now that I finally accepted that the PvP in that game is unsalvageable shit, someone has a fun A RPG to play ?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:27 UTC+1 No.71747863 Report

>>71747742
Nah I killed him, which was stupid because i forgot about crommy

>>71747752
pls
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:28 UTC+1 No.71747902 Report

>>71747769
yeah dungeons and fuck off
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:28 UTC+1 No.71747927 Report

r8/h8
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:29 UTC+1 No.71747954 Report

>>71747713

WDr1 > r1 > r2 >r2
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:29 UTC+1 No.71747962 Report

>>71747902
not "solaire shitposting"

0/10
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:29 UTC+1 No.71747980 Report

>>71747769
Dark Souls
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:29 UTC+1 No.71748015 Report

>>71747927
sideboob/10
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:30 UTC+1 No.71748019 Report

Has the Souls series made you get one of these?

I'm on the verge of buying it just to easily be able to send messages of "DUMPSTERED MOTHERFUCKER" when people chug on me.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:30 UTC+1 No.71748038 Report

>>71747980
Already played, loved it but it's dead now.
Something else ?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:31 UTC+1 No.71748105 Report

>>71748019
>thinking im an xbox casual

ps3 master race
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:31 UTC+1 No.71748118 Report

>>71748019

I never send messages without hatemail being sent to me first, and I always respond with something short and annoying like 'outplayed :^).'
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:31 UTC+1 No.71748119 Report

>>71748038
Dragon's Dogma.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:31 UTC+1 No.71748131 Report

>>71747962
admit it, you still laughed
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:31 UTC+1 No.71748154 Report

>>71748038
>dead now

so hard to find co-op / pvp these days, even when I manipulate my SL with CE. I don't know if it's a GFWL thing or if ded game. or maybe everyone is just hollow.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:31 UTC+1 No.71748157 Report

>>71748019
>Xbox 360
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:32 UTC+1 No.71748182 Report

>>71748118
;) always ruffles people up when you send it to shitters who lose.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:32 UTC+1 No.71748214 Report

>>71748131
n-no
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:33 UTC+1 No.71748257 Report

I finally beat him, seriously this boss was a lot harder the first 3 times. But after I got the hang of his kit I didn't have any trouble.
>the whispering in the room after he's gone
2spooky
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:33 UTC+1 No.71748278 Report

>>71748119
I have the Dark Arisen edition, loved it and played to 100% completion.
If only there was a real multiplayer ... would have been the GOAT ARPG.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:34 UTC+1 No.71748327 Report

>>71748257
are you the same guy who kept asking how to beat him?

Youll have a lot of fun with the next boss.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:34 UTC+1 No.71748372 Report

>>71748278
PVP would've been nothing but shitters spamming Masterful Kill.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:34 UTC+1 No.71748378 Report

>>71748118
Me too mostly. Sometimes I just get so pumped up when I beat somebody who ganks the fuck out of me chugs enough to fill the HP bars of ten people that I need to send them a gloating message. Beating gankers in Das2 is much harder than in DaS1 where everything didn't stunlock you and you could escape heal and reset a situation if you were good enough at stamina management and knowing the landscape.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:35 UTC+1 No.71748390 Report

Can phantoms use herbs to restore spell use?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:35 UTC+1 No.71748396 Report

>>71748327
Yes
I've learned my lesson, gotta take this shit slow as hell.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:35 UTC+1 No.71748439 Report

>>71748390

Summoned phantoms can yes, invaders can't.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:35 UTC+1 No.71748443 Report

>>71748396
take what slow?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:36 UTC+1 No.71748456 Report

>>71748390
Dark Spirits cannot
Phantoms can
Dragons can
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:36 UTC+1 No.71748486 Report

>>71748390
I know I can't as a red.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:36 UTC+1 No.71748503 Report

>>71748214
i said admit it.

now.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:38 UTC+1 No.71748652 Report

>>71748503
a-admit what
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:38 UTC+1 No.71748667 Report

>>71748443
Bosses, I always knew you need to go slow and learn how you can take them but this is the first time that's really sunk in. I'd always mess up with Velstadt when he's on his last 4th of HP and get hit by his 2 swings that starts with the overhead, the most obvious one, because I was desperate to kill him since Agdayne would die right after he uses his buff.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:40 UTC+1 No.71748770 Report

guys whats the DSII equivalent to forest PVP, that's not the bellfags
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:40 UTC+1 No.71748794 Report

>>71748372
Yeah, sure it was not made with a PvP system in mind but imagine a big brawl with warriors rushing to you ready to rape you while a sorcerer is charging a maelstrom.
Or you fighting a real player seneschal.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:41 UTC+1 No.71748879 Report

>>71748770
invading the shaded woods or huntsman's copse
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:42 UTC+1 No.71748905 Report

>>71748770
Belfry Sol

bell cov and forest cov are the same fucking thing

there is no other equivalent
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:42 UTC+1 No.71748907 Report

>>71748257
He is pretty easy with a shield with 100% physical resistance. Anyways, grats on killing him. He is one of the best bosses in the game.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:42 UTC+1 No.71748923 Report

>>71748019
Just plug in a USB keyboard
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:42 UTC+1 No.71748924 Report

>>71748770
It is. Yeah, that shitty little area is the equivalent of the Forest in DaS I ...
Unless you mean guaranteed 3 vs 1, then it's Heides.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:42 UTC+1 No.71748958 Report

>>71748652
that you FUCKING LAUGHED
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:43 UTC+1 No.71748989 Report

>>71748794
dear god, yes

dragon's dogma with invasions would be incredible
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:43 UTC+1 No.71749012 Report

>>71748958
NO ok yes
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:44 UTC+1 No.71749064 Report

>>71748118

i don't bother replying to anything anymore

i just don't give a shit
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:45 UTC+1 No.71749106 Report

>>71749012
good boy
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:46 UTC+1 No.71749203 Report

>>71749106
hnng thanks
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:46 UTC+1 No.71749212 Report

Should I put him out of his misery?

>>71748907
Yeah, I really like that bell hammer and he reminds me of Garl Vinland who is my by far favorite Demon's Souls character.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:47 UTC+1 No.71749254 Report

>>71749212
lol you're welcome to try
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:47 UTC+1 No.71749272 Report

>>71749212

>Should I put him out of his misery?

Yes but you can't right now so do it later.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:47 UTC+1 No.71749274 Report

>>71749212
ha ha, yeah
put him out of his misery
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:47 UTC+1 No.71749298 Report

>>71749212
do it anon, what could go wrong?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:48 UTC+1 No.71749332 Report

>>71749254
>>71749272
>>71749274
>>71749298
Is he really that hard?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:48 UTC+1 No.71749336 Report

>>71749212

Put who out of his misery? I can't see shit.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:49 UTC+1 No.71749421 Report

>>71749332
try it
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:49 UTC+1 No.71749423 Report

>>71749332
He just has a retarded amount of hp/defenses if you don't do it right after you've seen him for the first time.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:49 UTC+1 No.71749434 Report

>>71749106
give me your steam account
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:49 UTC+1 No.71749440 Report

>>71749332

No, you just literally cannot kill him right now unless you have 4-5 Giant Souls otherwise you'll barely do any damage to him.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:50 UTC+1 No.71749510 Report

>>71749336
Sorry, I upped the brightness just for you.

>>71749423
>>71749440
Oh really? Well off to the King's Doors then.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:53 UTC+1 No.71749682 Report

>that ending
Okay, so... what? What have I accomplished? I'm the new "Sovereign?" What does that mean? It seemed to be trying for some tossback to DS1 with the "link the fire" line, but... what did I do? What effect did me killing Nashandra have on the world?

WHAT WAS I FIGHTING FOR?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:53 UTC+1 No.71749683 Report

Is anybody still playing Dark Souls 1? I bought it on the sale and I'm yet to get summoned or find somebody to invade.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:53 UTC+1 No.71749731 Report

>>71749440
I've never fought this boss since I mostly just do pvp. Do you think a +10 malformed skull would do decent damage to him with no Giant's Souls?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:53 UTC+1 No.71749765 Report

>>71749682
You fight for what you want.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:54 UTC+1 No.71749770 Report

>>71749434
>>71749106
gimme
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:54 UTC+1 No.71749772 Report

>>71749731

no
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:54 UTC+1 No.71749790 Report

>>71749440
that's not true. The first time you walk into vendricks room you do the same damage as if you had all 5 giant lord souls.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:54 UTC+1 No.71749806 Report

>>71749682
And what even was the Throne of Want? Why was I camped out on it in some dark, dank pit? Why did I play this game through to the end?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:54 UTC+1 No.71749830 Report

>>71749731
What do you think?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:55 UTC+1 No.71749848 Report

>>71749683
What platform?

>>71749772
I'm going to try. I'll post results.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:55 UTC+1 No.71749891 Report

>>71749790

That's a bug that is really wonky on whether it works or not, it's worth trying but sometimes he still has the defense buff.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:56 UTC+1 No.71749950 Report

>>71749683
Platform? I'm on PC and have gotten little action all day, only one person invaded me. No summons, all invasions have failed. But steamcharts says there's at least 4k people online.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:57 UTC+1 No.71750004 Report

dear /dsg/
I'm running a greatsword + heide knight sword combo and am finding a reasonable amount of success both in pve and pvp. I was wondering if there was a faster straight/curved sword? I read that the red rusted scimitar has stronger scaling, but I'm rather apprehensive given it relies of twinkling titanite to upgrade.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:57 UTC+1 No.71750013 Report

So why do blue orbs not work? I use one in drangleic, invade in earthen peak. Then the next 30 times I use it, no worlds to invade.

Am I supposed to believe that there is not a single other sinner online ANYWHERE?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:59 UTC+1 No.71750147 Report

>>71750004
>there's no special cutscene like this for wearing Smough's Armor in NG+
>there's no Smough's Armor at all
Dark Souls 2 saddens me.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:59 UTC+1 No.71750150 Report

>get to rank 3 in bloodfags shitrena
>move to police
>don't have my swag glow anymore when I use creo's
Life is suffering.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:59 UTC+1 No.71750157 Report

Are hybrid builds viable in DaS2?

I want to use some magic, but I still want to be a capable melee fighter.

How could I go about doing this? I'm guessing I want to keep my strength and dex fairly low to have room for int or faith.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)03:59 UTC+1 No.71750164 Report

>>71749848
>>71749950
PC. Shame, I played through DS2 pirate bay edition and wasn't able to do any PVP. Immensely regretted it. I think I missed the train with DS1.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:00 UTC+1 No.71750187 Report

>>71749682

They kind of goofed it this time. It's sort of implied that you have basically the same choice as in the first game, link the fire or let the dark come on, but instead of letting you choose they just have the one cinematic.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:01 UTC+1 No.71750298 Report

>>71750157

They're pretty much all that is viable; it's pure melee that sucks now.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:01 UTC+1 No.71750307 Report

>>71750013
Go NG+.
Even then, From shat on the invasion mechanic so hard most people prefers red sign/arena instead.
Random invasions are almost dead.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:02 UTC+1 No.71750321 Report

>>71750164
PC is alot less populated than Xbox and PS3 and sometimes it's completely dead for me on Xbox. I try to invade on my SL130 and can't find any duels in the burg or ganks in the forest to spank so I have to use my twink to find anything, which I don't like doing because you invade a bunch of noobs just trying to play the game normally.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:02 UTC+1 No.71750327 Report

>>71750187
inb4 the dlc adds a 2nd ending
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:03 UTC+1 No.71750408 Report

>>71750157
You're better off just getting to the stat req of your weapon and pouring the rest into magic
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:03 UTC+1 No.71750451 Report

Now this is Fashion Souls.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:04 UTC+1 No.71750490 Report

>>71750147
They have this huge game full of models and references, it really bothers me: why isn't every weapon and armor set from DaS in DaS2?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:04 UTC+1 No.71750507 Report

>>71750298
>>71750408
I do good as pure melee. I'm a gowershitter but I win most of invasions/duels.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:06 UTC+1 No.71750605 Report

>>71750490
Because canon. Honestly, how are they going to get Ornstein's set into DS2?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:06 UTC+1 No.71750621 Report

>>71750490
Yeah man, they easily coulda ripped it and put it off to some sideroom in Drangleic Castle, made the lore say it was some once famous executioner. Just some obscure "you know who it is" and we get the best helmet back.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:06 UTC+1 No.71750631 Report

>tfw you learn how to manually aim with extra bigass weapons like the PUGS and the Gyrm Great Hammer
Holy fucking shit this is amazing, I can feint an attack then catch them with the followup while they're rolling. It does tend to screw me over sometimes though if I accidentally push to attack in the wrong direction.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:06 UTC+1 No.71750668 Report

>>71750507
Pure melee is fine too
hybrid is spread too thin unless you are leveling up to like 350
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:07 UTC+1 No.71750743 Report

FRIENDS

Where might a Bluefag get invasions? Do I have to go to NG+?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:08 UTC+1 No.71750817 Report

>>71750605
Fuck, I don't mind if they gave an "old" version, sold by Maughlin after old dragonslayer.

>>71750621
>some sideroom in Drangleic Castle
Yeah why don't they just put it into the room that LITERALLY SERVES NO PURPOSE.

Drangleic is possibly the most unfinished feeling area in the game.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:09 UTC+1 No.71750863 Report

>>71750668
i'm going to 387
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:10 UTC+1 No.71750947 Report

>>71750817
It's a giant fucking castle, and you go into like 12 rooms at most. All they had to do is add a few more rooms with paintings of references to DaS1 and open up more "lore"
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:10 UTC+1 No.71750959 Report

>>71750863
well for one that makes you a shitlord

but you might as well just go hex quality then.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:10 UTC+1 No.71750962 Report

>>71748958
do you have the lgk girl with her feet in the rain

i forgot to save it
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:11 UTC+1 No.71751024 Report

>>71750959
>not getting the joke
DS2 fag detected.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:11 UTC+1 No.71751068 Report

So I just bought Demon Souls and Dark Souls on PS3.
Which one should I play first?
Does it matter?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:12 UTC+1 No.71751080 Report

>>71750817
>the stairwell down to nothing on the left side outside the castle
>the random broomcloset across from the room that leads to the first bonfire
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:12 UTC+1 No.71751091 Report

ready to fuck all the bitches that come to my town
>master key
don't even need it
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:12 UTC+1 No.71751130 Report

>>71750408
So I should probably avoid the bigger weapons, I guess? Heide Knight Sword so maybe I can use that and go with miracles.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:13 UTC+1 No.71751142 Report

>>71750668

Why wouldn't you, though?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:13 UTC+1 No.71751203 Report

>>71751091
>Dragon Scholar
>Not Dubious Carim
gr8 b8 p8
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:13 UTC+1 No.71751213 Report

>>71751091
Don't forget to use the Winged Spear and Tower Shield. Also post face.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:14 UTC+1 No.71751220 Report

I thought this door opened once you get the King's Ring, is there something else I have to do?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:14 UTC+1 No.71751231 Report

>>71751068
It doesn't matter too much since both are great. DeS has the harder/more frustrating craft and farming system so maybe start with that.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:14 UTC+1 No.71751263 Report

>>71751068

Not really, but why not go chronological?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:15 UTC+1 No.71751319 Report

>all these shitty passive players
Who taught these retards to play like this? Is some jewtube shitter telling everyone that shield up, backing up, roll whenever your opponent swings, is the epitome of pvp skill or something?

Shit doesn't even work, I just sprint at them, jiggle the joystick so my character dances around, they roll, I punish. rinse and repeat until they're dead. Works every time 100% but fuck me is it boring.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:15 UTC+1 No.71751330 Report

>>71751220
No, it opens once you kill Vendrick and are human.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:15 UTC+1 No.71751364 Report

>>71749682
man they could have done so much more interesting things than LINK THE FLAME... AGAIN
>a witch gets a hold of the chaos soul and ushers in the age of chaos before cursed undead is afflicted with the curse
>some powerful necromancer gets a hold of the death soul and ushers in the age of death before cursed undead is afflicted with the curse
i don't know, fucking something.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:16 UTC+1 No.71751382 Report

>have old as fuck controller that just turns off randomly
>keep dying because my controller turns off
>turns off right while I was getting back 600k souls
>watch myself get killed for the last time
>controller powers on right after I die
>get mad and break the controller

Welp, I'm out for the next month.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:16 UTC+1 No.71751393 Report

>>71751220

Be human and have killed Vendrick.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:16 UTC+1 No.71751413 Report

>>71751231
>>71751263
Okay, guess demon souls it is.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:16 UTC+1 No.71751435 Report

>>71750743
Please respond
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:16 UTC+1 No.71751445 Report

>>71751231
Which is offset by the worlds easiest duping glitch so farming hardly matters.

World/soul tendency is pants on head retarded though. I hope whoever designed that died in the tsunami.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:17 UTC+1 No.71751492 Report

What are some good pyromancies?

Forbidden sun is awesome but dem 3 attunement slots.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:17 UTC+1 No.71751520 Report

>>71751319
If you're summoning them, then they're just shit.
If you're invading, then they're just a nervous wreck.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:17 UTC+1 No.71751525 Report

Would a mundane broadsword work? If not what infusion should I use?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:18 UTC+1 No.71751575 Report

>>71751492
Flame Weapon, Flame Swathe, Fire Whip and Great Combustion are all good.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:18 UTC+1 No.71751592 Report

>>71751203
I just picked the first pasty one.
I guess I can go back though since I didn't even check his pic on my first edit and I guess he's actually kind of dark skinned (in an unhealthy way).
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:19 UTC+1 No.71751659 Report

>>71751319
Because Stunlock Souls.
Some retard said poise favorised reactionary play style, when the lack of poise makes things 10 times worse.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:19 UTC+1 No.71751695 Report

>>71750490
It would make a lot of sense if the implications that Drangleic were built on top of Anor Londo held true. The Dark set, Ricard's Rapier and a few other weapons make mention to the "old world" or practices of the old world.

>>71751220
have you considered equipping the ring? if not, you must be human and kill vendrick.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:20 UTC+1 No.71751719 Report

>>71751592
it's actually the lighting in FotFG that does that, in earthen peak he has fair skin.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:20 UTC+1 No.71751732 Report

>>71751520
It's both, them invaded as red or blue, me invading. 80% of players are like this for me. Is it because I wear the red eye ring all the time? I just think it looks cool, are people seriously thrown off balance by it that much that they immediately revert to shitty passive play?

The only time anyone ever has any balls is when they've got phantom support.

It's ironic. These shitters are actually easier to kill when they ave 2/3v1 than alone because they get cocky and I don't have to play the roll punish game.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:20 UTC+1 No.71751736 Report

>>71751445
I'm assuming he's going blind.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:20 UTC+1 No.71751764 Report

>>71751592
That's just the lighting in FOFG, he's not really dark skinned.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:20 UTC+1 No.71751789 Report

>>71751525
stopped reading at stop
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:21 UTC+1 No.71751806 Report

>>71751695
I was wearing the ring. Looks like I'll be back for Vendrick very soon.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:22 UTC+1 No.71751878 Report

>>71751575
Thanks for the suggestions.

Does anybody know if resins are useable as an invader?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:21 UTC+1 No.71751880 Report

>>71751719
>>71751764
thanks for the tip m8s I'll work on it some more
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:22 UTC+1 No.71751901 Report

>>71751736
Yeah blind playthrough. Fuck i'm so excited.
Dat music tho.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:22 UTC+1 No.71751915 Report

Once more, to any Cops out there-- where do you get your invasions? I keep getting an instant "cannot find world to invade" without it even searching.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:22 UTC+1 No.71751942 Report

>>71751592
Holy shit From what the fuck? His skin is fucking green there what kind of ass filter do they have on that area?

Reminds me of the arbitrary heavy blue filter in Battlefield 3.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:22 UTC+1 No.71751947 Report

>>71751764
oh man he looks handsome i would cuddle with him on a couch
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:23 UTC+1 No.71751986 Report

>>71751382
>Controller I bought 2 years ago still looks fucking new, but the right analog stick is now loose
>Other controller older than that (more than 7 years ago at least) still works perfectly aside from the L1 button
Now I remember why I stopped playing.

Which one is better though?
Never being able to block / dual-wield / power-stance, or having a wonky camera?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:23 UTC+1 No.71752043 Report

>>71751947
He'd stab you and take all your stuff while you bled out.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:24 UTC+1 No.71752081 Report

>>71751947
fag
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:24 UTC+1 No.71752089 Report

>>71751901
>>71751736
>blind playthrough
Shit, enjoy missing 80% of everything. Demon's Souls has some real shitty mechanics that make things incredibly easy to miss.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:24 UTC+1 No.71752094 Report

Which are the best bows for PVP? I've heard good things about the Dragonrider's and Want, but Sea Bow and Hunter's Blackbow look promising as well.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:26 UTC+1 No.71752238 Report

>>71751435
>>71750743
>>71751915
Why does no one help? Is it the eight legs?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:26 UTC+1 No.71752279 Report

>make it to the final boss of Demon's Souls
What the...
I just died.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:26 UTC+1 No.71752314 Report

>>71752238
Try Brightstone Cove.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:27 UTC+1 No.71752342 Report

>>71751986
>>71751382
Buy a new controller? They're like $15 at walmart.

If you can't afford $15 ask mommy for a loan.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:27 UTC+1 No.71752370 Report

>>71729267
What.

is it confirmed that DaS won't get steamworks?
pls no
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:27 UTC+1 No.71752381 Report

>>71751525
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:28 UTC+1 No.71752442 Report

>>71752238
brightstone cove tseldora
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:28 UTC+1 No.71752447 Report

>>71752238
i laughed really fucking hard. sorry anon, can't help you.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:28 UTC+1 No.71752450 Report

>>71751806
nigga don't be stupid
there's big ass double doors in the shaded forest that leads to aldia's keep
start there
>>71752094
blackbow i reserve for dex-heavy builds, dragonrider's probably the best if you want to focus on str builds
>>71752238
really depends on the console, buddy
ps3 best place for a polis raid would be brightstone cove, heide's, and maybe the iron keep
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:28 UTC+1 No.71752487 Report

Any tips for a magic build in DaS1?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:28 UTC+1 No.71752504 Report

>>71752094
Bow of Want is the only bow once you beat nashandra. It outclasses every other bow by a large margin.

Great bows are not worth considering for anything other than pve shenanigans. Even mobs will shit on you with the slow draw time of greatbows.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:29 UTC+1 No.71752539 Report

>>71752342
They're $15? I haven't bought a controller in like 9 years. The last one I got was a hand-me-down from a friend.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:29 UTC+1 No.71752561 Report

How do I get here?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:29 UTC+1 No.71752580 Report

>>71752450
>that face
For what fucking purpose? It looks like a damn furfag drawing with that shit.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:30 UTC+1 No.71752608 Report

>>71752314
>>71752442
>>71752450
Thanks, guys. You warm my spider heart. Though I'm still getting some message telling me "Unable to find world to invade" the very instant I use one of those orbs. Maybe I should just go to NG+.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:30 UTC+1 No.71752641 Report

>>71752561
you kill the executioner's chariot
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:30 UTC+1 No.71752667 Report

>>71752561
Hi-mi-tsu~
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:31 UTC+1 No.71752698 Report

>>71752561
go right
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:31 UTC+1 No.71752732 Report

>>71752561
Hug a right out of the Huntsman Copse bonfire next to the fallen tree. There'll be a small bridge. Take it, be careful of the ambush, cross the big rickety bridge, and kill the Chariot.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:31 UTC+1 No.71752752 Report

>>71752608
NG+ is chock full of sinners dude. People usually go on a murder spree right before going to NG+ so they get blueberry PVP.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:32 UTC+1 No.71752827 Report

>>71752539
http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?Find=Find&_refineresult=true&ic=16_0&search_constraint=0&search_query=usb+controller&facet=retailer%3AWalmart.com
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:32 UTC+1 No.71752830 Report

>>71752561
bonfire -> cross bridge -> hang right -> discover four tards who will whip and reap your shit
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:33 UTC+1 No.71752847 Report

Does casting speed affect pyromancies?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:33 UTC+1 No.71752870 Report

>>71752487

You still need a melee weapon, so find one with low stat requirements that you like. Keep a Chaos weapon on hand as well, some things are very resistant to magic. Pyromancy can also be helpful in overcoming magic resistance.

Fastroll is your friend, you don't need health.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:33 UTC+1 No.71752883 Report

be wary of bleeding but hole
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:33 UTC+1 No.71752910 Report

>>71752827
I love you.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:33 UTC+1 No.71752919 Report

>>71752847
Yes
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:34 UTC+1 No.71752972 Report

>>71752870

What's a good low str. weapon? Would it be a good idea to Chaos +5 it?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:34 UTC+1 No.71752973 Report

>>71752830
How would sex with Yuria be like?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:35 UTC+1 No.71753051 Report

>>71752450
I'll be honest I was so lost I went to the King's Door in the Keep first.

>>71752732
>>71752830
>hang a right at the copse
I feel retarded.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:37 UTC+1 No.71753195 Report

>>71752973
maggots and bugs everywhere
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:38 UTC+1 No.71753290 Report

>>71752883
Did you read that in bellfry luna?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:38 UTC+1 No.71753303 Report

>>71753195
That's kinda hot
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:39 UTC+1 No.71753325 Report

>>71752973
you tell me
there's an entire doujin dedicated to her
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:39 UTC+1 No.71753328 Report

>>71752089
Nah it's fine.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:39 UTC+1 No.71753354 Report

>>71752279
Don't worry, death if the second-worst thing that can happen to you against Allant.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:39 UTC+1 No.71753379 Report

>>71753290
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:41 UTC+1 No.71753507 Report

>>71753325
>big, breasts, piercing, witch, rape, ahegao, nipple, fuck, mind, break, double, penetration, breast, expansion, anal, huge, breasts, netorare, paizuri, x-ray, big, clit, bondage, bbw, slave, weight, gain, body, modification, public, use, collar, defloration, pregnant, tiara, moral, degeneration, blindfold, gag, impregnation, cheating

yikes
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:41 UTC+1 No.71753509 Report

>>71752972

The Estoc is a good choice. You can get it two seconds after you land at Firelink and you'll find the speed and range suitable for your paper towel defenses. 10 Str, 12 Dex.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:41 UTC+1 No.71753517 Report

>Beat Demon Souls
>Beat Dark Souls 2
>Stopped playing Dark Souls 1 at the Gargoyles due to a Minmax invader years ago

I bet he died with the rest of the community, but I don't feel like going back.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:41 UTC+1 No.71753530 Report

>>71753354
>he has 1/3 health left
>readies to use that grand slam light attack
>OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>take off the lock and try to run away
>the fog door is right behind me
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:42 UTC+1 No.71753592 Report

I thought Lucatiel's brother only invaded in NG+3?

>>71753290
>>71753379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF-wEmi0IuM&list=UUq6VFHwMzcMXbuKyG7SQYIg

>>71753325
>This has been labeled as OFFENSIVE FOR EVERYONE
Hell yes.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:42 UTC+1 No.71753594 Report

>>71753507
perfect
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:43 UTC+1 No.71753680 Report

>>71753509

Thanks. Should I use a shield? I think it wouldn't be too necessary with DWGR.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:44 UTC+1 No.71753732 Report

>>71753507
sounds like average /dsg/ pvp not gonna lie
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:45 UTC+1 No.71753779 Report

>>71752830
Is it wrong that I dream of taking Yuria gently in a secluded corner of the nexus, filling her with my seed and pleasant memories to push out the bad; only to one day hear a moan nearby and for us to discover the Black Maiden exploring herself nearby while listening to us make love? Whereupon Yuria and I share a knowing glance, and raise the Black Maiden up upon the pedestal of carnal pleasure, repaying her body tenfold for every ounce of demon power she shared with me.

Afterwards Ostrava beings to stutter whenever she is around, the crestfallen warrior throws himself from the top of the nexus, Yurt won't stop laughing, and Boldwin keeps telling my to stop calling her 'Maiden'.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:45 UTC+1 No.71753797 Report

>>71753680

You shouldn't need one too often.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:45 UTC+1 No.71753834 Report

>>71753517
>>Stopped playing Dark Souls 1 at the Gargoyles due to a Minmax invader years ago
some guy just messaged me the other day saying he was quitting because of me. why would you quit over being invaded?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:45 UTC+1 No.71753842 Report

Daily reminder Katanas are the most scrub-friendly weapons in the entire series, and Greatswords are the second most scrub-friendly weapons in Dark Souls 2.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:46 UTC+1 No.71753878 Report

>>71753732
>no arty/ciaran porn

why

love will find a way, isn't it always true?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:46 UTC+1 No.71753915 Report

>>71753834

Usually it's not the one incident, but the hundred similar incidents beforehand that do it.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:47 UTC+1 No.71753938 Report

>>71753507
>tfw this doesn't sound depraved to me at all
I was once a normal man
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:47 UTC+1 No.71754007 Report

I remember this place from the sneak peeks.
I'm so fucking scared of that dragon skeleton.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:48 UTC+1 No.71754073 Report

>>71753507

And it's still the best Souls doujin, nay

THE best doujin ever made.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:48 UTC+1 No.71754078 Report

>>71754007
Don't worry, he's harmless.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:48 UTC+1 No.71754089 Report

>>71754007
Oh god RUN DON'T LOOK BACK
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:49 UTC+1 No.71754112 Report

>>71754007
this little shit actually killed me the first time i felt so fucking retarded. i just panicked and didn't know where to go.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:50 UTC+1 No.71754216 Report

>>71753195
>>71753303
>S-sorry...
>NO! Please don't squish them! These insects were the only friends I had... when I was... before you rescued me...
>These creatures are precious to me.
>Perhaps I could share my body with you as I have shared it with them...
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:50 UTC+1 No.71754240 Report

>>71754007

Let us know how disappointed you are by Aldia's Keep of Lies when you're done with the corridor. Fucking FROM. That was the coolest looking area and I was so fucking hyped to explore it.

Then it all came crashing down in the actual game. They fucked it all up. They fucking ruined it all FUCKING FUCK DAMMIT FUCK YOU FROM

FUCK YOU
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:50 UTC+1 No.71754263 Report

who's the best e-celeb that we made dsg?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:50 UTC+1 No.71754272 Report

how do I do the blacksteel R1-R2-R2 stunlock? sometimes I get it sometimes I don't, is it because of poise? or I'm not hitting with the sweet spot of the blade for maximum stagger?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:52 UTC+1 No.71754360 Report

>>71753779
well there's some pretty hardcore consensual___ sex here but it's not necessarily what you envision
close enough, tho.

>>71753878
i'd watch a wacky feel-good animated series revolving around the 4 of them. gough just chillin' and ornstein tryin' to be all cool n shit

>>71754007
step forward, run back to door at full sprint
whatever you do, don't fucking pull the lever on the main floor
when there's 50+ signs saying "pull back" don't be a fucknut like me and pull it because "screw the rules"
rip majula
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:52 UTC+1 No.71754363 Report

>>71754078
>>71754089
>>71754112
Holy fucking shit, I took one step forward and it's like that spooky sound in horror movies when the murderer walks up behind the blond chick was playing. I ran like fucking hell and barely got past the door when the head slammed into it.

>The carts have a basilisk in them
I was expecting a pack of dogs like in Demon's Souls.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:52 UTC+1 No.71754378 Report

>try to make Armstrong
>get this

fuck
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:52 UTC+1 No.71754380 Report

>>71754263
Do you even have to ask? This man right here.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:52 UTC+1 No.71754387 Report

>>71754007

eh, someday you'll need to farm dragon boners with ascetics and you'll get so used to that dragon, you'll ride around on his horns
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:53 UTC+1 No.71754518 Report

>Poison Arrows cannot easily be bought
>have to trek around various shitholes, killing enemies, in order to get the one thing that lets melee characters through the Dragon Shrine
Man fuck this game
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:54 UTC+1 No.71754559 Report

>>71754216

I don't understand. Does she just not give a shit about the bugs, or does she just not give a shit anymore in general.

Did that fat official rape her?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:54 UTC+1 No.71754578 Report

>>71754518
>not just running past the drake keepers
plebtier
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:54 UTC+1 No.71754590 Report

>>71753842
>Greatswords second most scrub-friendly
>Easy to use, win, and be good with
>Rewards brainless button mashing
>Safe as fuck moveset with no negatives
>Guaranteed 4hit stunlock which is zero to death for a lot of people
>Can 2-3 shot someone with over 2000HP if buffed
and then there are scrubswords like
>Defender's
>Ruler's

I know it's almost like Kats were designed for retards and new players, but are you sure Greatswords aren't THE most scrub-friendly in DaS2?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:55 UTC+1 No.71754617 Report

>>71753834
Getting invaded by several minmaxer throughout the run became infuriating. But one in particular always seems to invade me whenever I reach the church. He would always end up killing me and sometimes decide to shut the gate after I opened it. But even after I waited until tomorrow, it would just be a different person doing the act.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:55 UTC+1 No.71754653 Report

>>71754360
This lever? I didn't expect the messages because I pirated the game. So I don't get to experience the truly fun part of Dark Souls 2.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:55 UTC+1 No.71754661 Report

>>71754240
>One of the doors has a little hole, where those Hippo things are looking through
>If you shoot it, it will burst from the wall from being aggro'd
>It's not in the final game

Why the hell did Aldia's Keep get changed so much?
There's barely any props and stuff anymore from what we've seen in the demo.
Instead, we get shit like "Big giant door with no signs of a Hippo bursting through".
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:55 UTC+1 No.71754670 Report

is the clear bluestone ring sort of useless for pyromancies? im casting great combustion with it on and off and it hardly affects it.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:56 UTC+1 No.71754719 Report

>>71754518
>poison arrows
>can't be bought
NO WHEEL
NO DEAL
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:57 UTC+1 No.71754757 Report

>>71754653

Pull it, it leads to fun times.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:57 UTC+1 No.71754764 Report

>>71754216
>These insects were the only friends I had...
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:57 UTC+1 No.71754786 Report

>>71754617
shit's pretty dead now though, you'd be lucky to have an invader before anor londo depending on console and then it's pretty fair anyway. play dark souls 1 anon.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:57 UTC+1 No.71754826 Report

Jesus, there's a calibration almost every single fucking day. This is a lot of changes.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:58 UTC+1 No.71754939 Report

>>71754661

Because FROM is a bunch of lying faggots now who ported over their lighting and assets to the new Bloodborne while abandoning Dark Souls and still lying about what it was going to be like.

I'll never fucking buy a game from them again.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:59 UTC+1 No.71755010 Report

>>71754518
Wheel and Deal MOTHERFUCKER

>>71754757
I'm gonna take a wild guess, it releases DaS2's Yurt. I'll pass.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:00 UTC+1 No.71755025 Report

>>71754826

Most of it's probably for the Majula treasure chest for the promo event.
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Lucifer 06/25/14(Wed)05:00 UTC+1 No.71755085 Report

>>71753834
Just stay hollow or play offline while you are in the parish until you kill the gargoyles. It's not rocket surgery.

>>71754826
Probably just them changing the contents of the Majula chest for their lame event. They aren't actually "fixing" anything.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:00 UTC+1 No.71755107 Report

>>71755010
DO IT
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:01 UTC+1 No.71755121 Report

>>71755025
What promo?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:01 UTC+1 No.71755160 Report

>>71754719
>>71755010
Why can't Joey Wheeler just come to Medulla Oblongata?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:01 UTC+1 No.71755176 Report

>>71754826
so when you defeat the final boss and respawn at the far fire
shouldn't emmy be all "wtf what are you doing here"
honestly the only one who refers to you any differently is shalquior but she's a flighty broad
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:01 UTC+1 No.71755184 Report

>>71754559
The impression I get is that on her way down to rock bottom, what little she had (maggots and bugs infesting her tattered filthy clothes included) became precious to her. Because of the (presumed) rape, and probably being beaten within an inch of her life, she finds everything endearing, but still considers herself filthy and unworthy and so doesn't make any attempts to clean up.

So she would be strangely attached to those rags because it's what she was wearing when the fat official abused her and in her victimized mind they kept her warm/safe/etc to some degree. and the bugs, even though they would undoubtably have been burrowing into her flesh and eating at her skin, they were signs of life and facing death she welcomed this.

You can find this in rape and torture victims in real life, they cling to things, even filthy unhealthy things, because they focused on those objects while being abused and they helped them escape the reality of what was happening to them.


On the one hand, these are the kind of people that you just want to hug. But on the other, these are the kind of people who you'll find chewing at the tendon in their arms because they had an itch and scratching it became an obsessive compulsion fueled by self-destructive thoughts.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:01 UTC+1 No.71755192 Report

>>71755010
>DaS2's Yurt
Not typically close.
But you're the one who gets to be Yurt if you try talking to the guy on the opposite side of the lever.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:02 UTC+1 No.71755217 Report

>Giant fucking Basilisk
Holy shit that was anticlimactic, I'd rather have another dragon skeleton.

>>71755107
Hell no son.
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Lucifer 06/25/14(Wed)05:02 UTC+1 No.71755239 Report

>>71755010
Good guess. He invades you, but he is a push over. The problem is that it cuts you off from his questline and shop.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:02 UTC+1 No.71755252 Report

>>71755010

Trust me, nothing bad at all will happen if you release him. Does this look like the face of a liar?

>>71755121

http://www.darksouls.jp/pc/treasurebox/
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:03 UTC+1 No.71755317 Report

There's never been a Yurt since DES. Lautrec is a pansy who only kills one person, important but only one, and Licia is a fucking hack that does absolutely nothing to anyone and Navlaan is just as shitty as her. He would have been amazing if he had fucking gone out to kill the NPCs he wants you to kill instead of invading you.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:03 UTC+1 No.71755331 Report

>>71755176
I don't think the rest of the game after the credits is really canon.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:03 UTC+1 No.71755350 Report

>>71755217
>>Giant fucking Basilisk
>dat booty shake do
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:04 UTC+1 No.71755370 Report

>>71755176
she remembers
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:04 UTC+1 No.71755373 Report

>>71755160
He's a dwarf.

He's probably not attacking you like the others because he's not:
- Hollow like the ones in Pharros Doors.
- He's too sober that he thinks you're also a dwarf.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:05 UTC+1 No.71755446 Report

>>71755373
>too sober
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:05 UTC+1 No.71755476 Report

>>71755239
He had a questline? Whoops. I pulled the lever first.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:05 UTC+1 No.71755486 Report

>>71755373
>Hollow like the ones in Pharros Doors
They're part of the Rat covenant, genius. They're not hollow, they're protecting their turf.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:06 UTC+1 No.71755535 Report

>>71755317
having your npcs randomly die is about as fun as being invaded
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:07 UTC+1 No.71755634 Report

>>71754216
Somehow I imagine Yuria as a bug covered Tomoko.
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Lucifer 06/25/14(Wed)05:07 UTC+1 No.71755675 Report

>>71755476
Yeah, he gives you a bunch of "assassin" side quests.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:08 UTC+1 No.71755704 Report

>>71755486
But weren't the Drawfs in DaS2 hinted to be abandoned or something?
I thought they hollowed out, but it seems that's an error in my part.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:08 UTC+1 No.71755708 Report

>>71755317
>Let Yurt out
>He makes an unnerving statement
>Proceed to backstab him which lead to him falling to his death

That was fun.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:08 UTC+1 No.71755725 Report

>3 mirrormen
I saw it coming and was still fucked over.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:08 UTC+1 No.71755754 Report

>>71755535
being invaded i don't mind
being ganked i get somewhat upset over
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:09 UTC+1 No.71755824 Report

>>71755725
did they pop out and say

"ayyy lmao"
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:09 UTC+1 No.71755857 Report

>>71755754
Good thing almost every boss and mob of enemies in this fucking game ganks you because muh difficulty lol
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:10 UTC+1 No.71755879 Report

Is DaS2 the Phantom Menace of vidya?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:10 UTC+1 No.71755894 Report

>>71751213
>>71751719
>>71751764
Still tweaking but getting closer I think.
Need to fix the angle of the eyes and raise nose point.
Eyebrows are dark magenta for no fucking reason.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:10 UTC+1 No.71755938 Report

>>71755708
>find yurt for the first time in a blind playthrough recently.
>understandably reminds me of Lauterc.
>Says some ominous shit
>My face when I shoot him to death with the lava bow while he's still in the cage.

Anyone else find it strange that he was stuck in there. And yet after letting him out e just casually walk into the cage and suddenly it's an elevator?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:11 UTC+1 No.71756002 Report

>>71755894
Make his eyes smaller.
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Lucifer 06/25/14(Wed)05:12 UTC+1 No.71756101 Report

>>71755879
yes
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:13 UTC+1 No.71756125 Report

>>71755879
>implying phantom menace was bad
Anything with that much Natalie Portman cannot possibly be bad.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:13 UTC+1 No.71756142 Report

>>71755192
>>71755239
>>71755252
This motherfucker has to be Yurt's baby brother or something, he talks like a real psycho, but I get the idea that he's possessed or something. He refers to himself in a third person kind of perspective, referring to his body as "a vessel."
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:14 UTC+1 No.71756203 Report

>>71755938
He probably didn't know how it worked and ended up stuck. That was the excuse I can think of.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:15 UTC+1 No.71756275 Report

>>71756142

Talk to him while human and you'll notice some differences.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:15 UTC+1 No.71756302 Report

So have you purchased a PS4 for bloodborne yet anons?

Don't forget, otherwise you're going to end up being that 1 nigger still playing DS2
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:15 UTC+1 No.71756314 Report

>>71755535

Good. Maybe it would encourage the player to pay attention to the world around them instead of running through and doing shit with no consequence.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:15 UTC+1 No.71756315 Report

>>71756125
>>implying phantom menace was bad
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:16 UTC+1 No.71756359 Report

I have 0.5 weight available to my build before going midroll, should I use a Dark Hand (80/80/80/80 Resist, 30 Stability) or a Small Leather Shield? (80/35/60/60 resist 50 stability)

Dark Hand would fit theme well, but the stability seems like it could be an issue. Thoughts?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:16 UTC+1 No.71756408 Report

>>71756275
So now he's a bitch? Should I just kill him?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:16 UTC+1 No.71756417 Report

>>71756359
Dark hand is cooler, go with that
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:17 UTC+1 No.71756432 Report

>>71756359
Dark Hand is garbage except for the looks, trust me. Use the Small Leather Shield.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:17 UTC+1 No.71756439 Report

>>71756302
i still haven't played demon's souls. don't play video games enough to justify spending money on a single console for them.
>tfw i'll never play either
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:17 UTC+1 No.71756473 Report

>>71756408

Nah leave him be. If you the pull the lever now and talk to him you can buy shit from him.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:18 UTC+1 No.71756492 Report

>>71756302
What if I bought a Vita?
They always port those things, like a Lite version of their games anyways.
Probably a release of like "Bloodborne: Prologue" or something.


>>71756408
Did you accept his quest though?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:18 UTC+1 No.71756512 Report

>>71755879

Well it DOES have Darth Maul in it!
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:18 UTC+1 No.71756524 Report

>>71756439
>he's not gonna play BloodBorne!!
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:18 UTC+1 No.71756525 Report

>>71755824
ayy lmao

>>71756142
>>71756408
he's possessed but only kind of?
wiki says the original dude fucked around with magic so now he's got some demon or some shit in him that only reveals himself to you while you're hollow

killing him is fine if you don't want to deal with Nameless Usurper ever, but you do miss out on the assassination missions that you could do without killing anybody.

funny how that works.

>>71756125
I enjoyed Phantom Menace as much as 47 Ronin - you come into it with no expectations, leave pleasantly surprised, but nothing really stands out as extraordinary. I could've done with a lot less Jar Jar.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:19 UTC+1 No.71756570 Report

please /dsg/ i need lgk girl feel
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:19 UTC+1 No.71756571 Report

>>71756524
leave me alone miyazaki stop pressuring me
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:19 UTC+1 No.71756601 Report

>>71756315
Wasn't it though?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:19 UTC+1 No.71756614 Report

>>71756492
Not going to happen

But Vita is still a good purchase for loads of dem third party Jap games
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:20 UTC+1 No.71756682 Report

>>71756492
>accepting the quest of baby Yurt
I don't like this idea.

>>71755824
I still don't know where this meme came from. Is it /x/?

>>71756525
Wait you don't have to kill anyone? Explain further what this entails.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:20 UTC+1 No.71756683 Report

>>71756525
>Nameless Usurper
What the fuck are you talking about?
He's not Nameless Usurper. That bitch stops invading you after Crypt anyways.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:22 UTC+1 No.71756817 Report

>>71756682
>I still don't know where this meme came from. Is it /x/?
Niggers.

They often jump in front of women and say shit like that
>aayyyy ahaha wat up gurl
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Lucifer 06/25/14(Wed)05:23 UTC+1 No.71756860 Report

>>71756302
Not an anon, but yes. Yes, I have.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:23 UTC+1 No.71756878 Report

>>71756682
Tumblr.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:23 UTC+1 No.71756885 Report

>>71756817
>Niggers.
>>>/b/
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:25 UTC+1 No.71757002 Report

>>71756885

Fuck off.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:25 UTC+1 No.71757014 Report

Has anyone here tried out playing the game without locking on?

It makes everything SO much easier. I tried a new playthrough and fought bosses and enemies completely unlocked and I found that I got damaged way less often than I would if I were locked on, simply because not using lock on makes you move much faster.

For example, I just beat Scorpionness Najka. Whenever I was in front of her and she would attack me, I didn't even have to roll back or to the side. Because I was unlocked, all I had to do was just walk (not run) backwards and NONE of her melee attacks would hit me. The only time I had to roll was when she did the Homing Soul Mass attack.

If I were locked on, I could not just walk casually backwards to avoid her melee attacks, due to the fact that locking on puts me into this tense, scrunched-up position that slows down my movement speed.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:26 UTC+1 No.71757038 Report

>>71756878
>tumblr making memes
That's a joke right?

This ambiance is hella nice, worth the lockstone.
What are those little fucks like the one behind the painting though?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:27 UTC+1 No.71757116 Report

>>71757038
fantasy astronauts
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:27 UTC+1 No.71757146 Report

>>71757038

They're the Dragon Acolytes, you can get their mask from the Petrified Ogre before you if you haven't already and the rest of their set from the enemies themselves. They also can drop Petrified Dragon Bones and Elizabeth's Mushrooms.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:27 UTC+1 No.71757147 Report

All right, so I finally beat the King in Demon's Souls.
The Maiden took me to a happier looking place than King Gwyn's ash area.
I have 150k souls, so I'm able to level up about 3 times.

If I talk to the MiB, will I be able to level up?

I'm too afraid to do anything
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:27 UTC+1 No.71757168 Report

>>71757038
Did you unpetrify the hippo monster at the stairs where the dragon was?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:29 UTC+1 No.71757227 Report

>>71756492
i bought a ps vita so i could play persona 4 golden, gravity rush, and basically-porn jap games.
it's a neat purchase if you're into that

>>71756683
sorry, was thinking licia, my b

>>71756682
you don't gotta kill anybody to complete the assassination missions, what he asks for are trophies of the kill

you can get the trophies by completing each npc's respective quest or by buying them

you can purchase a ladder miniature straight off of gilligan and for the map dude all you gotta do is kill all the "great souls" bosses including nashandra

ezpz
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Lucifer 06/25/14(Wed)05:31 UTC+1 No.71757357 Report

>>71757147
Don't worry about it. Unless you are a retard you won't lose your souls any time soon.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:31 UTC+1 No.71757359 Report

>>71757146
>>71757168
Neat.
Also I found that Ogre that sits behind the door like in the demo. He fucking attacked me right off instead of playing passive. Thanks From.

>>71757227
Aight, I'll look into that before starting the quest, don't want to mess anything up, I already can't get Benhart's set because I didn't summon him for a boss.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:31 UTC+1 No.71757401 Report

>>71757147
one failing of demon's souls is once you beat the final area before jumping down into the hole, you cannot level up until you start ng+
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:32 UTC+1 No.71757445 Report

>>71757359
>I already can't get Benhart's set because I didn't summon him for a boss.

You don't need to summon him for all 4 of his bosses, only 3 of 4. And you can respawn one of them with an Ascetic and kill them with Benhart and it will still count if you're out of them.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:35 UTC+1 No.71757646 Report

I have never known disappointment until Dark Souls 2
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:36 UTC+1 No.71757698 Report

>>71757646
what a nice life you have lived thus far
or short i guess
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:36 UTC+1 No.71757719 Report

>>71757445
Awesome, the only one I missed was the Congregation.

This is a neat hat.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:36 UTC+1 No.71757758 Report

>>71757646
Funny, that's exactly what your mother said about you.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:37 UTC+1 No.71757773 Report

>>71757357
I'm pretty retarded.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:38 UTC+1 No.71757843 Report

>>71757719

You can get an even neater version of it as a random drop from that Giant Basilisk in the keep.
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Lucifer 06/25/14(Wed)05:38 UTC+1 No.71757859 Report

>>71757773
You would have to be "loses to Pinwheel after obtaining the lord vessel" levels of retarded to lose your souls at this point.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:39 UTC+1 No.71757906 Report

>>71756860
>buying a PS4 for a game we know next to nothing about except for the name of the director

>>71757646
'K

>>71757401
It's bad, but I think there's a logic behind it. If you can beat the game's most difficult boss when you're (say) SL60-70, then you don't really need to level up more to beat the other game's bosses, who are all easier.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:39 UTC+1 No.71757931 Report

>>71757843
Time to farm.
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Lucifer 06/25/14(Wed)05:40 UTC+1 No.71757983 Report

>>71757843
>neater version
Maybe if you like hairy balls on your face.

>>71757906
>>buying a PS4 for a game we know next to nothing about except for the name of the director
Does this upset you for some reason?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:41 UTC+1 No.71758021 Report

>>71757983

>Maybe if you like hairy balls on your face.

Who says I don't?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:42 UTC+1 No.71758072 Report

>get the bright idea to cosplay Spiderman by powerstancing Spider Fangs while wearing the invisible rings
>remember that there's no gear that'd make me look even remotely like Spidey
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:42 UTC+1 No.71758083 Report

r8
h8?
appreci8?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:43 UTC+1 No.71758149 Report

>>71756302
No but I bought one for MGS V
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:43 UTC+1 No.71758159 Report

>>71758083

Generic/10
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:44 UTC+1 No.71758194 Report

>>71758072
b team does it again
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:44 UTC+1 No.71758198 Report

>>71755879
No. Dark Souls 2 is a good game, but not a good Souls game. You people should try playing other games.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:44 UTC+1 No.71758209 Report

>>71758083
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Lucifer 06/25/14(Wed)05:44 UTC+1 No.71758257 Report

>>71758083
generic + overused helmet
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:45 UTC+1 No.71758267 Report

>>71757983
Nah, it just amuses me knowing that some people are stupid enough to make expensive purchases to gain access to products they know next to nothing about.

Skepticism? Prudence? Who needs that?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:45 UTC+1 No.71758317 Report

>>71758267
>what is disposable income
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:46 UTC+1 No.71758348 Report

>>71758083
>my undead mother dresses me every morning
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:47 UTC+1 No.71758371 Report

>>71756302
>Paying to use my own internet that I already pay for.
No, and unless they come out with a shit ton of good exclusives between now and then I won't be buying one.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:48 UTC+1 No.71758418 Report

>>71758267
>expensive

LOL. This board is for people who are over 18 years old.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:48 UTC+1 No.71758420 Report

>>71758083
well, since we're doing fashion souls
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:48 UTC+1 No.71758461 Report

Fuck Ogres.
Also what the fuck is with all this torture shit? Am I about to meet Seath again?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:49 UTC+1 No.71758487 Report

>>71758420
Another failure.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:49 UTC+1 No.71758494 Report

>>71758159
>>71758209
>>71758257
>>71758348
Oh dear, so sorry. I changed some things around. Is this better?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:49 UTC+1 No.71758506 Report

>>71756302
>Don't forget, otherwise you're going to end up being that 1 nigger still playing DS2
>W-why are people still playing this game? I-it can't possibly be because the game is fun and great and infinitely replayable! I-i-it must be because the people playing it are "niggers"!
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:49 UTC+1 No.71758527 Report

>>71758420
I'd give it a 7/10
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:49 UTC+1 No.71758542 Report

>>71758487
give me some tips m8

I'm new to this shit
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:50 UTC+1 No.71758604 Report

>>71758461
Forgot image.
>just got the shit fucking scared out of me by ANOTHER OGRE crashing through the wall behind me
WHY
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:50 UTC+1 No.71758612 Report

>>71758542
i don't think i've seen someone say something's not shit here
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Lucifer 06/25/14(Wed)05:50 UTC+1 No.71758618 Report

>>71758267
You don't think that BB is the only game I want or have for the PS4, do you?

>>71758371
You are actually paying for access to their matchmaking servers and a selection of "free" games every month. If you have a PS3 and/or a vita then you get even more games. That makes me think it is worth the costs. I don't even care about the cloud save backups or auto updates.

>>71758494
Hahaha, no.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:51 UTC+1 No.71758628 Report

>>71758418
Yes, and maybe when you finally get that old you'll understand how money and budgets work and that mommy won't always be around to buy you everything.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:51 UTC+1 No.71758658 Report

>>71758494
yep. perfect. good job
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:53 UTC+1 No.71758772 Report

>>71758628
400 bucks is nothing mate. You need to get a job.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:54 UTC+1 No.71758820 Report

>>71758628
>implying everyone is as poor as you
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:55 UTC+1 No.71758850 Report

>>71758618
>>71758618
>implying the PS4 has any good exclusives
>paying for access to matchmaking servers
>encouraging awful business practices by paying for this shit

Eh, we might get some good games 3-4 years or more down the line, but in the meantime, there ain't any.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:55 UTC+1 No.71758869 Report

>>71758618
None of which I'll probably ever play. Doesn't seem worth it at all. Especially not with all the broken promises and bullshots for every game that's come out for it so far.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:55 UTC+1 No.71758898 Report

The fuck is this?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:56 UTC+1 No.71758919 Report

>>71758772
>nothing
400 bucks is almost 1/3 of my rent. That's a lot of dosh to be swinging around when you're on a postgrad budget.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:56 UTC+1 No.71758928 Report

>>71758772
>>71758820
>people spend money poorly on products that should not get money always resort to calling people poor
goddamn it's like you all are really underage
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:56 UTC+1 No.71758960 Report

>>71758542
See everything you have? Get rid of it.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:57 UTC+1 No.71758993 Report

>>71758898
Go find out.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:57 UTC+1 No.71759014 Report

>>71758898

A boss.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:58 UTC+1 No.71759067 Report

>>71758506
>infinitely replayable
You pushed it too far.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:58 UTC+1 No.71759076 Report

>>71758898
a better dragon fight than kalameet
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:58 UTC+1 No.71759081 Report

>>71758919
>postgrad
Uh oh! Be careful! Someone's going to respond to you by denigrating your status as being on a postgrad budget!
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:59 UTC+1 No.71759121 Report

>>71758919
>postgrad
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:00 UTC+1 No.71759187 Report

>>71758993
>>71759014
>>71759076
I'll come back later then. Besides this place is fucking cool to explore.
I get the idea that the people here were once amazing scientists, but given the description on the hat and what I'm finding, they were batshit crazy.
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Lucifer 06/25/14(Wed)06:00 UTC+1 No.71759194 Report

>>71758850
>>implying the PS4 has any good exclusives
Bloodborne, plus I care for more than just exclusives
>>paying for access to matchmaking servers
I have no problem with this

>>71758869
Such as?

>>71758928
It will last 10 years. If your rent is $1200 per 10 years then holy crap.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:02 UTC+1 No.71759271 Report

>>71759187
>exploring a straight line
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:02 UTC+1 No.71759301 Report

>>71759194
How do you know Bloodborne will be good? Based Miyazaki will save us, right?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:03 UTC+1 No.71759354 Report

>>71759187

There's some interesting stuff in the Keep, I wish there was more to it though. There's tons of implications even in the little area it is that Aldia relates to a lot of things in the game, to all the monsters you've fought to the Looking Glass Knight and maybe even the Rotten.
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Lucifer 06/25/14(Wed)06:04 UTC+1 No.71759396 Report

>>71759301
Critical thinking, pattern recognition, and logic-based educated-predictions
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:04 UTC+1 No.71759435 Report

>>71759067
Any Souls game is infinitely replayable. Dark Souls 2 is no different.

You spend 50-60 hours on your initial playthrough. Then you spend a good 100-200 hours on challenge runs. You spend another 100-200 hours doing different character types (magic, miracles, hexers, pyros, etc). Then you spend 1,000+ hours doing PvP.

That's much, much more than most games provide. So yes, "infinitely replayable."
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:04 UTC+1 No.71759445 Report

So I just got Dark souls 1 prepare to die edition on Steam, and I have almost zero idea what I'm doing. Should I see look at the pastebin in the OP?

And could someone give me a quick tl;dr when it comes to character creation?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:04 UTC+1 No.71759454 Report

>>71759271
The side rooms mang, all the side rooms.

>>71759354
Looking Glass Knight has connections to this area? I thought he was like a better version of the soul golems, he fights people to test their worth.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:05 UTC+1 No.71759471 Report

>>71759396
basically it's a shot in the dark
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:05 UTC+1 No.71759475 Report

>using greatbow
>testing out ammo
>destructive greatarrow does more damage than iron greatarrow despite having a lower displayed AR value
t-thanks b-team
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:05 UTC+1 No.71759485 Report

>>71759445
Press random until you get something you like.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:05 UTC+1 No.71759498 Report

>>71759454
nigga you were in a fucking hall of mirrors
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:05 UTC+1 No.71759530 Report

>>71759454
>Looking Glass Knight has connections to this area?

I mean the Mirror Squires you see there, which implies Aldia either created him or at least the mirrors that take people from other worlds to fight in the players world.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:06 UTC+1 No.71759553 Report

>>71759506
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>>71759506
New Thread
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:06 UTC+1 No.71759568 Report

>>71759081
>>71759121
Well, just as I predicted.
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Lucifer 06/25/14(Wed)06:07 UTC+1 No.71759657 Report

>>71759435
Lol, no. You can do those type of challenge runs in most any game. That is not a property of the game itself.

>>71759471
Like predicting the weather.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:08 UTC+1 No.71759683 Report

>>71759396

More like "blind hero worship and blind consumerism."
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Lucifer 06/25/14(Wed)06:11 UTC+1 No.71759851 Report

>>71759683
I have enjoyed all of the games he worked on, same with Itagaki, and platinum games. As such, I feel no qualms about betting on them if the game also looks interesting to me.

If I get burned once by them then I change my opinion and actions as a result. How is that blind hero worship?
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:11 UTC+1 No.71759863 Report

>>71759445
see
>>71759790
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:11 UTC+1 No.71759878 Report

>>71757038

Too bad it all looked 1000x better in the pre-release video.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:17 UTC+1 No.71760206 Report

>>71759435
>Then you spend 1,000+ hours doing PvP.
pfffttt
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:34 UTC+1 No.71761263 Report

Mundane scales the lowest of STR, DEX, INT, and FAI right?

If my build is 6/6 FAI/INT and 40/20 STR/DEX would mundane do the most for a dagger(for crits only) or just plain +10?
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