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General Mass Effect
General Mass Effect Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)12:18 UTC+1 No.70269493 Report

>be me
>be playing ME ages ago, like 6 years or something
>on Normal difficulty, not too pussy, not too hardcore
>first playthrough, hype as fuck.
>everything's going swimmingly until Noveria
>smash through mission, only die once
>find Matriarch Benezia, hyped for a boss fight
>she sends out her three waves of annoying goons, pussy ass bitch
>no problem to defeat
>shit long cutscene about Sovereign and the Rachni, I sense a boss battle coming
>charge in against Benezia
>she fucks me up with god tier biotic skills and then her pussy ass goons shoot me
>mfw Liara and Wrex are dead like 2 seconds into the fight
>mfw this happens 50 more times
>decide I have to go full pussy and put it on Casual difficulty
>still get buttraped by blue fanservice aliens
>get buttraped another 50 times
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)12:24 UTC+1 No.70269725 Report

>raging almost to the point of tears, at Boss' OPness and at my faggotry
>almost get there, kill all the goons, Liara's dead but Wrex is being a usual boss ass bitch
>who needs biotics when you have swag
>Benezia anally rapes me with a biotic
>literally see Wrex kill her before i respawn
>I feel a shitstorm coming
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)12:33 UTC+1 No.70270102 Report

>I snap
>literally smash the TV with my controller
>pull the xbox out and brake it over a chair
>parents hear the noise
>feel tendrils of electricity sparking from the xbox
>what the fuck
>I become Shepard
>what the fuck
>what the fuck
>what the fuck
>parents run in the door
>see me in full heavy pheonix armour.
>gun and all
>get shit scared, almost piss myself
>BOOM a biotic wave comes out of me and sends my parents flying
>time to run
>don't even think about how it's weird that I have biotics yet my Shep didn't
>hear army helicopters as I run down the road
>shoot them cause idk what's going on
>soldiers drop down on ropes, I'm killing them in thousands
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)12:38 UTC+1 No.70270332 Report

>get shot in the head
>no I'm not
>wake up in hospital
>oh of course
>doctor says i went into a coma due to rage at being buttraped by fanservice aliens
>tells me he know that feel
>parents say that I'm being sent to an institution for video game addicts
>mfw they're being legit.
>well at least they have wifi here
>mfw I'm the only guy in this place who doesn't fap to sonic
>been here for 6 years
>fuck Benezia, man
Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)12:43 UTC+1 No.70270547 Report

>blue fanservice aliens
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