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Spessman in a space station - /ss13g/ Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)11:03 UTC+1 No.78572551 Report

Space Station 13 General

Cult edition

Previously On /ss13/:
>Occultimate Banned. Status: Prostate Pummeled
>ByondByond making progress
>Heredth actually being serious and coding good things
>Team based objectives proving too much for /vg/ to handle
>Jesus fucking christ it's five am why am I being pinged to make a new thread I just want to sleep
What is Space Station 13?

>NEW PLAYER GUIDE: http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/index.php/Starter_guide (Keep in mind this tells you to connect to the /tg/ server. Most of the thread is on the /vg/ server)

>/vg/station 13
Serber: byond://ss13.undo.it:7777 or byond://
Test serber: byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336 -- Test shit here

IRC: irc.rizon.net #vgstation

http://vg13.undo.it/forum/viewforum.php?f=12 (ban appeals)
http://vg13.undo.it/forum/viewforum.php?f=11 (ban requests)
http://vg13.undo.it/logs/ (SERVER LOGS)

>/tg/station 13
(Sibyl (US)) byond://game.ss13.eu:1337
(Basil (US)) byond://game.ss13.eu:2337
(Artyom (US)) byond://game.ss13.eu:3337


>Public server list

>BYOND client

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)11:05 UTC+1 No.78572657 Report

First for RPfags get out
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)11:07 UTC+1 No.78572720 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)11:41 UTC+1 No.78574337 Report

Third for Slutgelite
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)11:41 UTC+1 No.78574345 Report

>he hates people who rp
>he uses the most autistic engine for rp games
>he is playing a rp game

I don't get it.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)11:52 UTC+1 No.78574927 Report

RIP occultimate
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)12:02 UTC+1 No.78575463 Report

RIP in Piss
What happened?Finally got permabanned?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)12:06 UTC+1 No.78575701 Report

How do I enable space ninja in single play?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)12:06 UTC+1 No.78575718 Report

please read my 3 page backstory
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)12:07 UTC+1 No.78575751 Report

Don't worry I kingston will be with you occultimate.
Together we #freekingston and #freeoccultimate.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)12:09 UTC+1 No.78575838 Report

Chaplain is changeling, absorbing me in crematorium
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)12:10 UTC+1 No.78575918 Report

u wot m8
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)12:11 UTC+1 No.78575930 Report

>There are people who don't pay attention to flickering lights

Reminds me

>Lights get flickered
>Get out of my lab, see HoP going to my place as I continue to the bar
>Come back to pimp my place, chill for a while there
>Get outside as shuttle get called
>Get killed by HoP, laugh my ass off since it's the perfect time for it
>It's was a cult round
>HoP is screaming that he can kill everyone on the shuttle and get ghosties to do the job
>He lose his balls on the shuttle, going as far as erasing runes
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)12:28 UTC+1 No.78576757 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)12:28 UTC+1 No.78576760 Report

Who the hell blew up Dio? I lost my right arm in that explosion
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)12:29 UTC+1 No.78576791 Report

>get hulk
>punch my problems away
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)12:30 UTC+1 No.78576841 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)12:31 UTC+1 No.78576923 Report

>non-negative crew score
is that thing finally fixed?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)12:36 UTC+1 No.78577141 Report

>Be latejoin HoS
>Be acting captain for all of 3 minutes before real captain arrives.
>AI floods plasma due to Ion law, shuttle called a while later.
>Get auto-traitored as the shuttle arrives.
>Kill the RD.
>Get C4, wait until the shuttle launches.
>Stun everyone, plant C4 on RD.
>As I do this a MoMMi opens the door, admitting a guy with an axe who gets a lucky disarm push and axes me.

Fucking MoMMi's
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)12:41 UTC+1 No.78577339 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)13:02 UTC+1 No.78578435 Report

yep, so many times a borg/ brain mech will break-crash into the front of the shuttle, admitting 500000 antags, greyshitters and murderers to stop you getting your green text
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)13:32 UTC+1 No.78579945 Report

always weld
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)13:43 UTC+1 No.78580521 Report

>tfw you finally syndie bundle the uplink implant+freedom implant pack
>tfw it's time for carnage
Hands down best kit in the game.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:13 UTC+1 No.78582054 Report

ahelp it it
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:17 UTC+1 No.78582283 Report

So, last night I had 3 successive borg rounds with nuke ops.

Every single time, exploding syndies caused my power cell to be destroyed, leaving the rest of me intact. For those of you who aren't aware, a cyborg's power cell can be destroyed by damage, or removed. This leaves the cyborg looking as if it were functioning normally, allows it to walk around opening doors, but it can no longer speak, hear, interact, use modules, pull objects, or open firelocks. It is functionally dead, but to all but a fine examination of its internals, it is alive, just quiet.

After 5 minutes of frantically pantomiming and wiggling to try and get someone to understand, or getting trapped between firelocks, I submitted this:

Anyone have any other ideas for how to deal with this particular issue? I'm sort of onboard with people who say that cyborgs without their power cells should stop moving, now that they can no longer pull objects or open things, since what's the point of moving if you can't pull a power cell and crowbar to someone and frantically spin in circles. I think for certain that cyborgs should switch to the "powered-down" sprite that they switch to when flashed or destroyed, where their lights go out.

Better yet, any coders willing to tackle it? It's certainly not as complex as some of the requests for entirely new features and items.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:22 UTC+1 No.78582498 Report

Seconding this. Borgs with no power cell running all over is unbelievably infuriating.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:22 UTC+1 No.78582549 Report

>It's certainly not as complex as some of the requests for entirely new features and items.
On the contrary. Fixing bugs is generally much harder and annoying than writing new code.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:25 UTC+1 No.78582751 Report

It's not really a bug, though. It's just current cyborg functionality, that happens to be totally fucked. As I said, it used to be that cyborgs could pull shit without their battery out, so you could pull a crowbar and power cell to someone and frantically spin. At least that way there was hope of repair.

However, someone removed their ability to open firelocks and pull objects, but left everything else alone, so now it's even worse. Now the only thing to do is to suicide, ghost and hope that someone makes posibrains.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:27 UTC+1 No.78582881 Report

You can always stop playing borgs.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:28 UTC+1 No.78582893 Report

>secborg players
ayy lmao
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:29 UTC+1 No.78582973 Report

>Anyone have any other ideas for how to deal with this particular issue?


Remove silicons completely
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:31 UTC+1 No.78583093 Report

This is what I get for posting this in the morning, I guess.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:34 UTC+1 No.78583324 Report

But it's true.

Silicon players pick silicon because they have the biggest griff potential MUH LAWS! and silicons are passively robust, ideal for unrobust cunts.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:36 UTC+1 No.78583429 Report

>implying I don't play medical borg because it's a highly functional doctor
>implying that if it weren't against the rules, I'd get desynched from the AI every time I get borged to stay asimov
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:39 UTC+1 No.78583616 Report

how do you desync a borg from the AI btw?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:39 UTC+1 No.78583664 Report

Does anyone even do plasma research.
Isnt that the point of the station?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:40 UTC+1 No.78583710 Report

Xenobio, toxins, atmosia STRONK.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:40 UTC+1 No.78583737 Report

Pop open cover, remove battery, screw driver to expose wiring, pulse until you find the AI synch, cut AI synch wire. You can also cut the law synch wire to prevent any further law changes.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:42 UTC+1 No.78583859 Report

Threadly reminder that doing this without probable cause will get you bwoinked.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:44 UTC+1 No.78583950 Report

Why don't admins bwoink people for having terrible names, especially borgs?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:45 UTC+1 No.78583993 Report

Doing this without cause as a borg will get you bwoinked. Stating that you want to be desynched from the AI as a human before you're borged is perfectly fine, you just can't remind them about your request once you're borged. I've discussed with with the administration team, I've gotten bwoinked for this already.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:46 UTC+1 No.78584072 Report

Humans with retarded names are valid.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:49 UTC+1 No.78584257 Report

I think they retracted that.
People with retarded names are usually valid because they are mouthbreathing idiots.
But I don't think you're automatically valid.
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)14:50 UTC+1 No.78584305 Report

Do SecBorg parking brakes have flashing lights like MOMMIS?
Parking yourself with lights on in robotics should be the universal symbol of 'FIX ME'.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:55 UTC+1 No.78584614 Report

I haven't played since vampires and being able to fill a fire extinguisher with welder fuel were new, what have I missed?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:56 UTC+1 No.78584696 Report

the valid mentality has been cancerous to vhstation
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)14:57 UTC+1 No.78584714 Report

A lot.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:58 UTC+1 No.78584785 Report

Can borg wires shock you?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:58 UTC+1 No.78584797 Report

>Keep gumping into the roboticist or keep ramming yourself against a wall for like 5 minutes
>Roshiticist doesn' get a clue

All of it. Read the changelog fag.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:58 UTC+1 No.78584836 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)14:59 UTC+1 No.78584869 Report

Anywhere I can find some changelogs for so long ago or can you give me the basic things I'd need to know to get back in?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:01 UTC+1 No.78584954 Report

>You can also cut the law synch wire to prevent any further law changes.
That's not how it works
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:01 UTC+1 No.78584960 Report

>want to join the server
>we don't have a hop or a hos
>don't know how to do these well/at all, but feel like a dick if i do something less important

time to sit out of this round
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:02 UTC+1 No.78585030 Report

I don't play science roles, sorry.
How does it work?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:02 UTC+1 No.78585076 Report

Go HoP, give people whatever access they want as long as they stick to please gibe [x] for [y] raisin. And decon an arcade from anywhere and bump it over.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:05 UTC+1 No.78585219 Report

Non antag vox for starters.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:06 UTC+1 No.78585291 Report

If you cut the lawsync wire the borg will no longer sync its laws with the AI (unless it's slaved to it)
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)15:10 UTC+1 No.78585525 Report

Space pods.
Booty borgs.
MoMMi sprites.
Revamped security.
The short-lived life and death of literal cancer and all the medical tech that came with it.
Tator items like banana grenade.
Clown cart.
Janicart upgrade.
Non-antag Vox.
Gygaxs shooting bolas now.
Wizards with Pontiac Trans Ams.
Genetics updates.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:14 UTC+1 No.78585797 Report

I can't believe this actually happenned. It feels so normal now.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:15 UTC+1 No.78585847 Report

Thanks, but
>Non-antag Vox
I don't think I fully believe you.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:16 UTC+1 No.78585895 Report

>The short-lived life and death of literal cancer and all the medical tech that came with it.
oh, is it what those grey IV drips in Medbay are for? why are they still there then?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:19 UTC+1 No.78586092 Report

It's true, but other than like 3 people, no one really cares, so there's about 3-5 of them on server at any time.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:23 UTC+1 No.78586342 Report

and yet
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:24 UTC+1 No.78586407 Report

For people like me to get curious and hook themselves to it and lose hair and get fucked.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:24 UTC+1 No.78586419 Report


Upon that, we also have station-wide elevator music played from the small ruskie station.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:24 UTC+1 No.78586448 Report

>Flavor Text
Time to metagrudge
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:26 UTC+1 No.78586569 Report

Time to metagrude
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:28 UTC+1 No.78586670 Report

>Blood Type
Time to metagrudge
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:28 UTC+1 No.78586693 Report

>You can perform surgery on yourself while drunk
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:29 UTC+1 No.78586735 Report

>Hair Style
Time to metagrudge
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:30 UTC+1 No.78586815 Report

Did they remove that fucking stupid "have to be asleep" condition to be able to do surgery?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:31 UTC+1 No.78586871 Report

>UI Style
Time to metagrudge
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:35 UTC+1 No.78587070 Report

This is on goon, you never had to be asleep to have surgery unless it's a normal table.
They also finally added ghetto surgery, with glass shards and chainsaws since all they have are scalpels and circular saws.

I just saw a man cut out his own heart and eat it.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:37 UTC+1 No.78587218 Report

Oh. I assumed it was on /vg/ since we are on /vg/.

Is goon still unplayable lag center?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:38 UTC+1 No.78587258 Report

>explosive implant CMO while performing surgery to make him give me hypospray and for fun gimmick instead of just stealing it or killing CMO
>he flashes me and proceeds to use all of his metagame knowledge instead of playing along
Fuck you CMO. You were a huge cunt. I never did anything bad to anyone in this round and was not going to explode the implant.
Velard 08/30/14(Sat)15:41 UTC+1 No.78587437 Report

should have ahelped him for being a huge cunt
or at least blown him up for being a shitwagon
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:41 UTC+1 No.78587445 Report

Bro, holding hostages never ever fucking works.
The only place I've ever seen someone do something over threat was bay.
The mindset of /vg/ is too much of "I GOTTA WIN, REDTEXT ANTAGS, GIT FUCKED, BTFO"
and don't want to try anything that might resemble RP
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:43 UTC+1 No.78587558 Report

>ahelping when you get killed as antag

literally bay
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:43 UTC+1 No.78587572 Report

Further illustrating your admin incompetence.
>Admin help this guy trying to not die to a confirmed antagonist who just put a bomb in his body.

Uh okay?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:46 UTC+1 No.78587735 Report

>tried not to die
>You are explosively implanted. Please hand me over this hypo.
>Instant flash and tabling
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:47 UTC+1 No.78587814 Report

You would just tell him to deal with it IC bro
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:49 UTC+1 No.78587963 Report

Thats meta and power gamey.

I don't understand why so much of our population is retarded. This is an autistic simulator game - how can you even derive enjoyment from it playing it as a shitty call of duty?
Not Pomf 08/30/14(Sat)15:50 UTC+1 No.78587990 Report

>gotta powergame to da max bro if i die ill just get cloned

I need to make gibbing not drop heads anymore.
Velard 08/30/14(Sat)15:51 UTC+1 No.78588045 Report

>don't stop me from gettin' my valids guys

this isn't counterstrike
you don't need to get your sick 420jukemode on when a traitor appears
that's boring, overdone, and you're a cunt when you do it because

i have only ever held a hostage successfully once
it sucks
either the guy suicides to deny you a hostage
security doesn't give a fuck about the guy's welfare and runs in guns blazing(they don't even plan out a raid, they just barrel in through the front fucking door)
some other cunt tries to attack you or bomb you to get his hero points
or maybe the AI disregards its laws and tries to loophole its way to valids

i'd have him deal with it IC but i'd probably mess with the cunt that flashed him and add a note to his profile

please do this
but if you do that, please nerf ei nath as well
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:52 UTC+1 No.78588154 Report

Then, will you make it so you can extract blood from the limbs at least?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:54 UTC+1 No.78588267 Report

I've been complaining about this issue for fucking ages, roboticists can never work out what's wrong with you and other players don't realize you're destroyed since you're moving around.

The borg's light should flash intermittently and maybe spark.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:56 UTC+1 No.78588403 Report

Nobody is going to help either way. Nobody likes or trusts silcons, especially the security borgs. If anything you'd essentially just be giving the rest of the crew a flashing light that reads "space me! Ensure everyone else on the station has fun! Space meeeee!"
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)15:59 UTC+1 No.78588616 Report

You can't assume that, if you've been a friendly janiborg all round people will probably go out of their way to drag you back to robotics out of kindness if they know you're fucked. Even as a Sec borg I get kind meatsacks taking me to robotics after i've been blasted with an egun or something.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:00 UTC+1 No.78588676 Report

It isn't laggier than vg.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:01 UTC+1 No.78588748 Report

>repeatedly smashing into the power cells on table in robotics
>two roboticists stand there staring at you
>you can almost hear somebody talking
>you can almost hear somebody talking
>you can almost hear somebody talking
>they walk to the other side of the room and get back to building their mech
>mfw before I power down
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:04 UTC+1 No.78588938 Report

Hue cmo here,you honestly think I didnt give you a Chance,I knew you were a traitor as soon as you asked for my hypo 30 seconds into the round.I even told you id give it to you later.

Dont get mad that you tried something interesting against probably the worst person you could have.I saw you take out the injector while asleep and was already thinking how I was going to robust you.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:04 UTC+1 No.78588954 Report

If i know that the player behind the borg is a shitter i will keep ignoring you.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:05 UTC+1 No.78589009 Report

How would you know that?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:06 UTC+1 No.78589113 Report

Depends on the round.
Oddly server #4 which is on Europe lags the least for me.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:07 UTC+1 No.78589131 Report

Cyborg randomnaming isn't just match up of two things, there's only a small set of names.
So usually people will opt for a few of their own and cycle around them
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:08 UTC+1 No.78589202 Report

>I saw you take out the injector while asleep

Full black screen while sleeping/deadnotghost/depowered when?

If i see a static namer consistently griff on 3 different rounds, they enter my shitlist

And borg behaviour with it's laws/inconsistent ASIMOV as the round goes
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:10 UTC+1 No.78589358 Report

>Full black screen while sleeping/deadnotghost/depowered when?

I second this, if there's one thing coders could do now it's get rid of this bullshit. Nothing worse than knocking someone out to try and interrogate them in a secret area and they know exactly where it is because they know the route on the floor tiles.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:13 UTC+1 No.78589509 Report

I've been held hostage before by a traitor AI for ransom to the RD and the entire crew had no idea what was going on until they were all dead.

Done tons of gimmick traitor stuff it's a blast. Just not on vg....
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:13 UTC+1 No.78589565 Report

>Not even a blindfold shows full blackscreen
What's the point then?
I like how blindness is just a minor inconvenience with it just being the area around you being visible
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:15 UTC+1 No.78589645 Report

I don't even emag the jukebox anymore. The moment they realise i have it it's disarm spam and i'm ded, no thank you sir. Vg community deserves dying instantly to plasma fire every round.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:16 UTC+1 No.78589696 Report

why do i always see a fox girl running around in a skirt
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:17 UTC+1 No.78589764 Report

You should probably take some medication for that, sounds serious
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:17 UTC+1 No.78589776 Report

It's a sign anon
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:17 UTC+1 No.78589781 Report

Oh and once someone locked me in a dark small room with no shoes and glass everywhere, open plasma canister, handcuffed, with internals on very low oxygen amount, and a note that said 'if you can get out alive I won't come after you again'

I did not get out alive but was pretty neat
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:18 UTC+1 No.78589854 Report

Blame /tg/, they removed complete blindness because muh crit people need to see if someone is helping/grieffing them
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)16:18 UTC+1 No.78589865 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:19 UTC+1 No.78589903 Report

If only we had more antags like these and not xXxVAL1DSxXx__WEED69TEXTxXx
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:19 UTC+1 No.78589925 Report

Not-shit community when?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:20 UTC+1 No.78589951 Report

TG suck balls.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:22 UTC+1 No.78590083 Report

When you code it
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:22 UTC+1 No.78590089 Report

We would if people played along with them.
But people don't play along, because they want to "win".
And so, we get murderboner #23414 and steal antag #32415 instead, because if you can't have fun doing fun stuff, then you can have fun winning instead.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:22 UTC+1 No.78590115 Report

When you code it
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)16:23 UTC+1 No.78590169 Report

I keep proposing to remove Greentext and implement baystation tator objectives but nobody likes the idea.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:24 UTC+1 No.78590239 Report

Have you held a vote in the server?

You know that the thread is littered with fucks who rarely or don't even play anymore. Like me.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:24 UTC+1 No.78590293 Report

The problem is, people like greentext because they win.
It also (Mostly) keeps them on track to their objective to get that greentext, which at least dissuades some murderboning.
I wouldn't mind having free range objectives, but when it doesn't matter, I imagine we'd see more murderboning because there's no big reward at the end.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:25 UTC+1 No.78590326 Report


do server vote

do not ask people in the thread EVER just don't
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)16:26 UTC+1 No.78590406 Report

I could, but its really pomfs judgement that shot it down. he has no faith in the /vg/ community to roleplay as a proper antag. Can't say I blame him.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:28 UTC+1 No.78590547 Report

The server is also littered with cancer who vote for bootyborgs.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:29 UTC+1 No.78590594 Report

Objectives that doesn't require murder for traitor AIs when?
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)16:30 UTC+1 No.78590682 Report

Suggest something.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:31 UTC+1 No.78590723 Report

Fuck what these retards want. Best part? They'll end up fucking off to another server if they don't like the changes.

Admins, you guys are way too nice, and should be culling the herd a lot more.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:31 UTC+1 No.78590737 Report

Well, what exactly would they do then?
They can't really steal something unless you define the core as an area to place things.
Protect would be practically following their laws unless it was a non-human.
Frame has been removed.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:31 UTC+1 No.78590789 Report

Rate my idea.
Antags get "open" objectives like:
1. Sabotage energy (You can disable the engines, kill the engineers, fuck up the SMES or just use powersink)
2. Steal prototypes of R&D items
3. Malfunction or destroy the AI
4. Protect the head while two/three other traitors have to kill him as their objective.

And a lot more, use the imagination.
After the shuttle arrives admins have to count his play as a greentext or not.
If admins are not present traitors just get shitty usual objectives.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:32 UTC+1 No.78590849 Report

So why don't you guys start fucking banning all the RP hating mouth breathers who play ss13 as a death match because their toasts can't even run conventional stuff like cod and cs
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:33 UTC+1 No.78590892 Report

We could add new functionality to AI's to allow for more objectives.
Perhaps something like "Hack so and so many APCs" or whatever.
There's a lot of potential to make some unique electronics based objectives for AIs to do.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:35 UTC+1 No.78591005 Report

>Sabotage energy
This could easily be adjusted for tater I believe
>Steal prototypes of R&D items
Again, can be put in easily
>Malfunction or destroy the AI
Again, easy, but depends what you mean "Malfunction" the AI
>Protect heads
Also easy to put into play
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:36 UTC+1 No.78591095 Report

You need to make limb loss a thing that actually happens outside of wet floor sign bombs
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:38 UTC+1 No.78591206 Report

Like, you add the law that is harmfull to station or makes AI law-less. Or just law that leads to infinite loophole and forces AI to not act at all / suicide
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:40 UTC+1 No.78591338 Report

I think other than "Make the AI lawless" some of these things would need admin intervention.
Unless there were some sort of board you start with that has a random law that causes the objective to trigger.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:40 UTC+1 No.78591352 Report


don't we have land mimes and shit in the code?

could give that to antags or some thing
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:41 UTC+1 No.78591442 Report

>Land Mimes
As opposed to Sky Mimes?
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)16:42 UTC+1 No.78591493 Report

But that's my job. I do it well. The thing is this:
>Ban he for X!
>Please use ban request forum for semi-permanance and so I have something to remind me to dig through logs.
>Use forums? Fuck that.


>Hey, X from 37 rounds ago did Y, can you look into it?
>Do you remember their ckey?
>Do you remember the time/date?
>Did you ahelp this during that round so I can search in the logs for that ahelp?
>Why are you ahelping now?
>He disposaled me after I tried to ebow them.

Moral of the story:
>Admins have an abundance of tools to help the community police itself but anon wants to wallow in shit rather than help and then complain why he smells like shit, the server smells like shit, SS13 smells like shit

When in doubt, ban request.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:45 UTC+1 No.78591706 Report

>Subvert AI objective
Yes, please.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:48 UTC+1 No.78591861 Report

How am i supposed to get someone's ckey if non antag or in the science branch?
Not Pomf 08/30/14(Sat)16:49 UTC+1 No.78591926 Report

Ask an admin OR take note of the antagonists of the round and the time it ended and look at the public logs in 8 hours, http://ss13.undo.it/logs
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)16:49 UTC+1 No.78591940 Report

Post their name in ban request, or ctrl-f the logs.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:50 UTC+1 No.78591982 Report

>Eli Wood can't comprehend cheeky fun outside of his own
>thinks that he's the only one that's allowed to have fun at the expense of others
>when it happens to him he becomes legitamately upset
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:50 UTC+1 No.78592015 Report

God's speed crew.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:50 UTC+1 No.78592040 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:50 UTC+1 No.78592052 Report


>This Round
>All I wanted was to deepfry everything
>All those high security/sensible items that I deep fried/roasted
>tfw never bwoinked
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:51 UTC+1 No.78592073 Report

>security officer is unlocked
>reluctant to turn it on lest i get called shitcurity no matter what
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:51 UTC+1 No.78592115 Report


he a faggot this is not news to any one
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:52 UTC+1 No.78592146 Report

Told the captain about it but other things got in the way of dealing with the chef.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:52 UTC+1 No.78592148 Report

So don't be shit
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:52 UTC+1 No.78592159 Report


>Wanting to remove greentext
>Killing the fun of knowing who was the murderer.

Who gives a shit if people keep on a grudge?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:52 UTC+1 No.78592162 Report

I like his chef rounds
Not Pomf 08/30/14(Sat)16:53 UTC+1 No.78592226 Report

you'd still get a report at round end, just not set objectives.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:54 UTC+1 No.78592276 Report

go forth greytide
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:54 UTC+1 No.78592284 Report

A report of what?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:54 UTC+1 No.78592334 Report

but even if i wasnt id probably still get called shitcurity
Not Pomf 08/30/14(Sat)16:54 UTC+1 No.78592338 Report

Who was traitorous, wizard, ling, vampire, etc
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:57 UTC+1 No.78592518 Report

You could make their objective something like

*Get HOS demoted*

Where they have to create enough paranoia to convince the crew to have their target fired or demoted. That would be more cause for AI gimmick rp instead of killing.
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)16:58 UTC+1 No.78592581 Report

But anon
It's objective free antag
You make up your own objectives
Using imagination
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)16:58 UTC+1 No.78592604 Report

Go robust or go home
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)17:06 UTC+1 No.78593178 Report

Or even rounds at up like double agents but their objectives are *frame John Smith for stealing the janicart* or *Frame Jane Doe for kidnap of Ian* where they have to work rp to alter evidence, create paranoia, have to actually interact and build relationships IC to sway other characters.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)17:06 UTC+1 No.78593198 Report


What for? Cloning in some new facility the cultists built?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)17:07 UTC+1 No.78593256 Report

cultists can revive their own with dead bodies,the more you know
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)17:07 UTC+1 No.78593259 Report

I'm guessing they thought they could get more constructs if anyone was willing to go back in their bodies.
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)17:09 UTC+1 No.78593425 Report

>Using corpses for healing rituals
>putting the souls of dead cultists inside of corpses
>soul stoning bodies for constructs
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)17:10 UTC+1 No.78593514 Report

Did the guy who coded the drunk walking every got drunk? Somebody fix this bullshit drunk walk please.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)17:23 UTC+1 No.78594539 Report

it's not all valids and redtext, I play along with hostage situations

> shaft miner
> Midway to robotics, engineer aims a laser gun, demands my ore
> not wanting to die, I let him take it; there's more ore on the asteroid

It ain't that hard to suspend murderous impulses, guys
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)17:26 UTC+1 No.78594793 Report

>beta as fuck
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)17:28 UTC+1 No.78594954 Report

I-I'll Goliath you!
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)17:40 UTC+1 No.78595920 Report

>Healing ritual
Blood Drain? Works on the dead?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)17:43 UTC+1 No.78596073 Report

He did Thank me later in the thread for helping him build his autism Fort, so that help offset the trouble for it
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)17:49 UTC+1 No.78596553 Report

Holy shit this, Traitor AI is ten times more fun than Malf is for both the AI and players but having to kill people is pretty dull.

Objectives should be

>Kill these two targets
>Minimize casualties
>Hack 15 APCs
>Make sure 4 borgs escape on the shuttle
>You must be on the shuttle bridge at the end of the round and in your core
>Ensure the survival of x
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)17:52 UTC+1 No.78596834 Report

>you must get killed by a single human with all access, a toolbelt, thermite and galoshes
The only objectives traitors AIs who don't murderbone have
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)17:53 UTC+1 No.78596936 Report

Give them access to malf modules then. It's not like anyone likes the gamemode.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)17:55 UTC+1 No.78597091 Report

I think they also need a living victim as well as a corpse.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:02 UTC+1 No.78597735 Report

As a non-antag clown/mime, do you have any responsabilities? Or can you just goof around so long as you don't murderbone/antag
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:03 UTC+1 No.78597783 Report

You can suck my dick you red-wearing turboslut.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:05 UTC+1 No.78597998 Report


Pretty much the later. Doing authentic shit like setting a theater or pulling good pranks can be good.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:08 UTC+1 No.78598237 Report

new idea for a traitor item.
Portable incinerator
>Put an item in it
>It incinerates
>no ashes, no nothing.
>Maybe takes 30 seconds or so?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:10 UTC+1 No.78598492 Report

>being traitor/malf is no fun
>give both types of AI the ability to emag things
>doors can be broken, arcade machines can be made deadly, traitor crates can be ordered en masse, etc.
This way, both types of AI can create a sort of smokescreen, to make it seem as though syndicate operatives are onboard. It also gives them something more to do.

Also, unrelated, but, if you want more antag shit for AI to do, how about giving the nuke ops an AI on their ship, or fixing cyborg ninjas and making them a gamemode again?

Have each cyborg ninja spawn with an AI built into his suit, or have a single AI spawn with the ninjas who can then be downloaded into their suit, or provide tactical support from the NINJA BASE by operating doors and machines for the ninjas on the station.

The real problem with ninjas is that their energy is stupidly low and should be two or three times what it is now, and recharging shouldn't be anywhere near as difficult as it is. They should also be able to simply rip open floor tiles, APCs, and cyborgs (with some effort, and assuming it stays still) with their bare hands, to extract power from the grid or just eat power cells like tasty snacks.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:11 UTC+1 No.78598508 Report

>Portable Chaplain Incinerator
Have you realised this is retarded?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:13 UTC+1 No.78598710 Report

>newfriends who have never played goon dont remember His Grace
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:15 UTC+1 No.78598952 Report

How is it retarded?
It enables the traitor to get rid of evidence easily.

Would work on items, not corpses.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:17 UTC+1 No.78599095 Report

>Comparing His Grace to a portable evidence incinerator
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:18 UTC+1 No.78599238 Report

Hey look, you answered your own question
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:18 UTC+1 No.78599242 Report

>It enables the traitor to get rid of evidence easily.
>What is syndie soap?
>What is space?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:18 UTC+1 No.78599246 Report

WHAT I'M SAYING is that it's nowhere near as OP and these people are screaming like it's worst thing since Hitler.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:19 UTC+1 No.78599318 Report

>Not roleplaying as Yoshikage Kira
>Killing women and taking their left arms and carrying it with you
>incinerating all the evidence with bombs or c4
>not wanting a simple life
Wow do you even fun.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:20 UTC+1 No.78599392 Report

Can the AI detonate signaler bombs?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:21 UTC+1 No.78599462 Report

Yeah what's the issue? It costs telecrystals douche bag.

That's less telecrystals you get to spend on other things.

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:23 UTC+1 No.78599658 Report

>Going all the way to an airlock to space
>someone's jumpsuit, backpack, pda, body parts perhaps, etc
>cleanining evidence is now "erasing" it
yeah you guys hate fun
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:23 UTC+1 No.78599680 Report

>how about giving the nuke ops an AI on their ship

I've always thought this should be its own gamemode with its own nuances.

Instead of Nuke Operatives the crew of the ship are cyborg extremists with their own overwatch AI. They seek to kidnap and melt down people on their ship to turn into positronic brains, liberate station silicons, steal vast amounts of power and assassinate key personnel. They'd be their own cyborg race with an all seeing AI with disruptive powers helping them accomplish their objectives.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:25 UTC+1 No.78599853 Report

Yes, please!
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:26 UTC+1 No.78599942 Report

>assistant finds the syndie ship
>subverts the AI to serve NT crew
>get ahelped and banned for metagaming
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:28 UTC+1 No.78600120 Report

>liking this shitty idea and not portable evidence eraser
You know this is why you have no friends and avatar fag as anime girls
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:29 UTC+1 No.78600212 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:30 UTC+1 No.78600358 Report

I didn't even read your suggestion you cockmongler. Do you need attention this badly?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:31 UTC+1 No.78600403 Report

I think the one who needs attention here is the avatarfagging anime girl
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:31 UTC+1 No.78600440 Report

You do realise traitors require some degree of difficulty?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:32 UTC+1 No.78600471 Report

>getting mad because your idea was ignored
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:33 UTC+1 No.78600532 Report


This is your first day here isn't it?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:33 UTC+1 No.78600614 Report

There is nothing difficult all about traitor you retard.

Seriously spouting shit like this when parapen c4 and emags exist is laughable
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:33 UTC+1 No.78600616 Report

>"I'm more of an ideas guy"
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:34 UTC+1 No.78600697 Report

Can't say I like it. It makes things too easy and undermines Chaplain traitor or anyone else with access to the incinerator, or planning to use it.

Too easy I guess isn't a real reason, since there's pen + bomb combo, but the chaplain traitor being undermined is an issue. Getting rid of evidence is his only advantage.

And there's no comparison between an a suggestion for a traitor item, and a suggestion for a new event/gamemode. You can dislike one and like the other.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:35 UTC+1 No.78600741 Report

That's my point though. It's already too easy, we'd be stupid to make it more easy by adding an evidence shredder.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:35 UTC+1 No.78600756 Report

Ghost Radio plays radio Transmissions twice
Manly Man says: "help aliums everywhere"
Manly Man says (intercepted) : "help aliums everywhere"
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:35 UTC+1 No.78600760 Report

Dionae should be able to blossom, it'd be kawaii.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:35 UTC+1 No.78600796 Report

>literally a response to some gay epic we are teh cyborgs ideas guy game mode
>opposed to an item
yeah okay buddy keep dreaming
your dumb ass game mode will get in
think I'll go code my traitor items idea :) prepare to see it in game!!!!
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:36 UTC+1 No.78600879 Report

Good luck.

Lol faggot
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)18:37 UTC+1 No.78600928 Report

>portable evidence eraser
Syndicate can already buy that, for 1 telecrystal at that.

It's called syndie soap.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:37 UTC+1 No.78600954 Report

Coders please fix, this is obviously the worst thing imaginable

Also, would it be possible to add a follow button for ghost radio transmissions?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:39 UTC+1 No.78601152 Report

>prepare to see it in game!!!!
It already is ingame, it's called soap.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:40 UTC+1 No.78601206 Report

>Soap incinerates items portably
Senaat 08/30/14(Sat)18:41 UTC+1 No.78601293 Report

>removing greentext
>admins banning people for causing thread drama
>admins telling people to adminhelp people killing known antags

I'm not very fond of thread drama, but most of us would be banned for causing it. Hell, Sarcalogo, who has caused some of the worst thread drama along with Sj and Ashley is still playing yet someone as harmless as Occultimate gets banned for it.

And then there's forcing people to play along with hostage situations. Sure, not playing along is a shitty thing to do and hostage situations are fun, but punishing someone for going full rambo when they're attacked, which is something people have done as long as i can remember on /vg/, just seems wrong to me and could set a really shitty precedent that i, personally, don't like.

What happened to admins stepping in when the rules were broken and leaving the rest as an IC issue? Why don't we let Security punish greytiders and force Security to become robust instead of having them adminhelp so that we can give the grayshirts a stern talking-to.

But hey, that's just my opinion.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:41 UTC+1 No.78601360 Report

And the admin shows he can't readd??
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:42 UTC+1 No.78601376 Report

fuck off shitter
Senaat 08/30/14(Sat)18:42 UTC+1 No.78601468 Report

wow stop triggering me
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:44 UTC+1 No.78601575 Report

It's called SOAP

Maybe you should use some in real life you greasy neckbeard?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:44 UTC+1 No.78601626 Report

Senaat 08/30/14(Sat)18:45 UTC+1 No.78601653 Report

Why are people still referencing that one ban god damn.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:45 UTC+1 No.78601668 Report

>Soap completely erases an item from the game
realllly? show me how
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:46 UTC+1 No.78601737 Report

Warden confirmed for power gaming fag
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:46 UTC+1 No.78601758 Report

I do code and I'm not who you seem to think I am. Shame your shit will never make it in!
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:46 UTC+1 No.78601807 Report

>And the admin shows he can't readd??

>realllly? show me how

You're like 12

Go back to super mario brothers
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:47 UTC+1 No.78601825 Report

I'm almost done. I just have to sprite it.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:47 UTC+1 No.78601830 Report

>Portable incinerator
Oh yeah, nevermind. This is definitely a good idea. I don't see anything wrong with it at all. Nothing.
Anyone who tells you it's stupid obviously doesn't know what they're talking about.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:49 UTC+1 No.78602031 Report

>What happened to admins stepping in when the rules were broken and leaving the rest as an IC issue? Why don't we let Security punish greytiders and force Security to become robust instead of having them adminhelp so that we can give the grayshirts a stern talking-to.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:49 UTC+1 No.78602076 Report

glad you've finally seen the light.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:49 UTC+1 No.78602090 Report

>be Roger Wilco, botanist
>fill the chef's fridge with heaps of every single plants available
>make wooden planks
>make dozen of grass tiles
>QM agrees to get me exotic and bee crates
>captain bursts into botany and smacks me to death
>there is no cloning computer
>chef remembers about diona replica pods et brings me back to life
>continue doing botany stuff as diona nymph
>communicates through PDA

all in all a good round
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:50 UTC+1 No.78602127 Report

>roll mime
>have no idea what to do
>decide to go around pretending to blow myself up with the sound synthesiser
>realise chemistry is broken into
>steal all the grenade materials and a shit-ton of lube
>make lube nades
>sec hallway, bar hallway and cryo
>laugh as everyone slip'n'slides
>get beaten to death by the cap
Was pretty fun
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:50 UTC+1 No.78602135 Report

>agrees with an avatarfagging anime girl

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:50 UTC+1 No.78602138 Report

Stands when?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:50 UTC+1 No.78602202 Report

>Mice attempt to beat the mongol ai.
>Chinese MoMMI set up traps.
>Mice all die
Great to be the Khan.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:50 UTC+1 No.78602206 Report

go xenobio and get an adamantine golem
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:51 UTC+1 No.78602240 Report

>prepare to see it in game!!!!

thank you
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:51 UTC+1 No.78602254 Report

>MoMMIs set up mousetraps
>drag mice into traps
>mice are beings
>what are mommi laws
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:51 UTC+1 No.78602280 Report

Sarcalogo does not play anymore.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:51 UTC+1 No.78602301 Report

Young Joseph is still best Jojo
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:52 UTC+1 No.78602327 Report

Play miner

>Goliath is The World
>Hivelord is Hierophant Green?
>Basilisk is not sure which
>Goldgrub is Harvest
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:53 UTC+1 No.78602447 Report

>Cyborg Extremists
>Giving their AI "Laws"
Anon please.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:54 UTC+1 No.78602528 Report

>Portable incinerator that takes 30 seconds to incinerate shit and can't incinerate bodies
What's the point? There are easier and safer methods of getting rid of evidence
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:54 UTC+1 No.78602581 Report

*unzips emag*
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:55 UTC+1 No.78602595 Report

Oh god, I really want to rp Joseph now
>"You're next line is gonna be 'OH GOD CALL THE SHUTTLE SINGULO LOOSE'"
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:55 UTC+1 No.78602605 Report

Basilisk is Made in Heaven. It makes you go slower and slower. That or that stand from Part 5 that manipulates ice i guess.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:55 UTC+1 No.78602617 Report

What's the point?There are safer(not going to get you permabrigged) methods to open doors
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:55 UTC+1 No.78602634 Report

/me lazily examines the light.
/me shrugs.
That's all I do when lights flicker near me.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:55 UTC+1 No.78602636 Report

>can't incinerate the incinerator
>have to dispose of it like you would more inconspicuous evidence
Not Pomf 08/30/14(Sat)18:56 UTC+1 No.78602701 Report

senaat confirmed for greytide that despite having just been implanted with an explosive doesn't listen to the antag to save his life.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:58 UTC+1 No.78602942 Report

Good point except that I also said easier and the emag does more than just open doors
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:58 UTC+1 No.78602946 Report






Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)18:59 UTC+1 No.78603010 Report

Not listening to the antag saved that guy's life though. And what jackass would threaten somebody with an explosive without keeping them out of melee range? Sounds like a shitty antagonist to me.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:00 UTC+1 No.78603140 Report

Not Pomf 08/30/14(Sat)19:01 UTC+1 No.78603187 Report

A flash doesn't cause you to stutter so he could just have said the word and the CMO would have been turned into a fine blood mist. Instead the CMO decided to attempt to collect valids instead of humoring an antag who is trying to make things !!FUN!! instead of just killing him while he's asleep on the surgical table, c4ing the body, and microwaving the head.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:01 UTC+1 No.78603230 Report

>but most of us would be banned for causing it.

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:01 UTC+1 No.78603234 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:02 UTC+1 No.78603316 Report

What the fuck are you even trying to say at this point
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:03 UTC+1 No.78603437 Report

>A flash doesn't cause you to stutter so he could just have said the word and the CMO would have been turned into a fine blood mist
The CMO correctly assumed that he wouldn't trigger the explosive if he was right next to him, and he was right. The antagonist should have taken precautions and ordered the CMO around remotely.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:04 UTC+1 No.78603451 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:04 UTC+1 No.78603478 Report

What is a position brain? See them in game quite a bit / people talk about them but it's not on the wiki.

Also, what are some pranks you guys recommend for a clown/mime? I feel like anything you do to someone will be taken as griff and you'll be beat to death.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:04 UTC+1 No.78603519 Report

Let me explain this to you carefully, since you're clearly too fucking stupid to understand why we would criticize you and your dumb idea.

The entire point of murdering someone as antag, of having soap, of having methods of disposal, is that it's supposed to be difficult to not be caught, and there are supposed to be ways for you to slip up and GET caught. Adding an item that magically allows you to delete items from the game not only has tremendous potential for abuse, but it trivializes the current metagame for antagonists by allowing them to simply vaporize any evidence that they might have left.

Also, it's fucking stupid. Sod off.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:05 UTC+1 No.78603606 Report

positron brain is basically a MMI for ghosts. it allows dead players to become borgs if their brain can't be found
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:06 UTC+1 No.78603674 Report

click on them
wait for a ghosted/spectating player to register
once a player registers, the posibrain gets a random name, generally beginnin with SINA and is now available to be put in an empty cyborg/AI/mech.
Think of it as an MMI, except it's 100% silicon.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:06 UTC+1 No.78603706 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:06 UTC+1 No.78603712 Report

Hey, any spriters around?
Wanting to get this robe in the game for a while
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:08 UTC+1 No.78603850 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:08 UTC+1 No.78603859 Report

Chemistry and medbay should be bolted open by default. Chemists always take too long to make pills.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:08 UTC+1 No.78603941 Report

Positronic brain is an artificial brain that lets ghost return to the game as borgs.

Put a brain in your hand and click it. It will go yellow sending messages to ghosts if they want to accept it. If someone accepted, it will go blue and start talking.

If there are a lot of dead people you can ask Research to build several and prep bodies for them. Ghosts will often come to robotics and mess with the lights as a means of telling the roboticist to turn on the brain.

The Roboticist starts with one posi brain.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:09 UTC+1 No.78603984 Report

>Chemists always take too long to make pills.

but that's a good thing
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:10 UTC+1 No.78604062 Report

>encouraging powergaming
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:10 UTC+1 No.78604076 Report

HOP office should be bolted open by default. HOP takes too long giving access rights.
Senaat 08/30/14(Sat)19:13 UTC+1 No.78604337 Report

He so does.

Oh no i have been found out that CMO was me on an alternate ckey
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:13 UTC+1 No.78604357 Report

Shut your dirty pleb mouth and be thankful that I'm not making you fill out transfer / acess forms, and then getting you to go fetch that department head's signature
Not Pomf 08/30/14(Sat)19:14 UTC+1 No.78604401 Report

I didn't say that you faggot
Senaat 08/30/14(Sat)19:14 UTC+1 No.78604483 Report


disregard everything i just said, h-hhahaha
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:15 UTC+1 No.78604572 Report

Also, what do ya'll think?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:15 UTC+1 No.78604573 Report


You disgust me, anon
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:17 UTC+1 No.78604716 Report

I was being cynical as the logic doesn't hold.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:17 UTC+1 No.78604754 Report

>mfw I hand out access to plenty of people, but specific shitters who are obviously up to no good or speak to me like I'm beneath them have to get the head's signature and stamp.
Senaat 08/30/14(Sat)19:20 UTC+1 No.78605003 Report

Let's be honest, a lot of players have had their own personal shitstorm at one point or another.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:21 UTC+1 No.78605104 Report

shitters like you more then normal people
Senaat 08/30/14(Sat)19:22 UTC+1 No.78605231 Report

Man fuck you.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:24 UTC+1 No.78605421 Report

It's funny that you pretend you're not doing that out of the very real threat of being lynched 5 minutes into the game.

>Lol go stamp this paper at the head after you're done signing it. Don't talk back to me, pleb, or I'll even demote you
>Yes, sir!
>3 minutes later the door is being thermited and the rest is just broken shards of memories of blood, pain and darkness
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:27 UTC+1 No.78605765 Report

We're too far gone dude.
If you wanted to stop admincurity/bay-lite you should have been speaking out like a year ago.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:27 UTC+1 No.78605771 Report

>be QM
>ask for stamped forms all the time
>never get lynched
>no more "gib gloves please" greyshittery because lel no stamp
No you
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:29 UTC+1 No.78605934 Report

is it me or am i glad no one really uses the vgstation forum? just by looking at the tgstation forum member's avatars (which are for some reason incredibly infuriating and annoying to look at) it makes me glad that it's basically unused save for ban appeals
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:29 UTC+1 No.78605961 Report

You know if you actually read the manga, he keeps a whole arm in his jacket.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:29 UTC+1 No.78605994 Report

I don't know what server you're referring to, but my main typically lets security handle them before banning them, except if they're trying to welderbomb something.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:30 UTC+1 No.78606025 Report

you, I like you
Senaat 08/30/14(Sat)19:36 UTC+1 No.78606621 Report

The ban appeal section is largely like screaming into the void.

Nobody ever appeals bans i applied even though i keep checking.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:37 UTC+1 No.78606767 Report

Then who does he play as?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:38 UTC+1 No.78606862 Report

Anyone have my CIA outfit sprite? I need it because reasons.
Senaat 08/30/14(Sat)19:38 UTC+1 No.78606890 Report

Multiple ckeys as far as i know, he changes it. Hell, sometimes he still plays on Gorons.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:39 UTC+1 No.78606895 Report

which might be a good thing, don't you think?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:42 UTC+1 No.78607218 Report

>roboticist is brought in by secborg for assaulting him, he is released after 5 minutes
>get the summary, he is suspected by centcom
>the HoS and I think the secborg is emagged, get reports from the station that he is unresponsive and not slaved anymore
>we lure him to the brig, ion rifle, flash, crowbar out the cell
>bring it down to the robotics lab to fix it
>get reports that the roboticist is rogue, nowhere near his lab
>meanwhile get called to atmospherics to investigate a break in
>find Bill Mills the chaplains prints
>a greyshirt found an emag in the locker, take it as evidence, find Johnatan Power the paramedics prints on it
>head back to brig where clown is waiting for me
>he hands me the head of the roboticist without the brain
>get called again
>an assistant found the corpse of JohnatanPower in the firefighter locker, bring it back to brig
>get a message from the murderer through a scientists PDA 'I see you found my first victim. You know what comes next.'
>head down to the robotics lab to tell the HoS that the chaplain is a traitor
>by chance find the chaplains body right in the genetics lab, geneticist tells me his equipment is emagged
>take out the chaplains brain to interrogate it
>he lies about the breakin, tries to have the chef give him an alibi. he tells me that he died in a plasma fire as he was sleeping in an escape pod
>he tells me he was put into a sleeper by a virilogist in a biosuit who took his stuff and left him in there
>investigate the sleeper to find the virilogist who probably took off the emag used to break into atmospherics
>it is Johnatan Power
>go to the teleport, someone emagged in
>find Eli Woods prints
>an assistant vox found the pda from which the murderer messaged me earlier
>the warden gets caught by the HoS for stealing the captains jumpsuit
>shuttle gets called
>can't finish the investigation
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:42 UTC+1 No.78607234 Report

Enjoy it, big guy.
Senaat 08/30/14(Sat)19:42 UTC+1 No.78607258 Report

If you mean the no ban appeals part, it probably means they just evade it or stopped wanting to play all together, i don't know.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:42 UTC+1 No.78607283 Report

Thank you.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:47 UTC+1 No.78607750 Report

Why won't people just take the gloves in maint above library.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:49 UTC+1 No.78608001 Report

Well the Roboticist was definitely suspicious. When I asked him at round start to print me a borg arm for my botany bot he told me that he was only a poor meager debrainer with no robotic knowledge. Then when I asked the secborg to get me the botanybot from perma I got completely ignored.

I forgot to check the greentext at the end but I guess the round was autotator
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:52 UTC+1 No.78608292 Report

I do take them whenever I'm assistant and decide to powergame as the station's saviour (which implies figuring out my wires at round start so I can hack the door to the gloves)
Which is to say, not often.

I took them once when I was chef, trapped into maint while the main hallways were on fire and had to figure out the AI wire or something, can't quite recall.

I do like situational items hidden like that.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)19:55 UTC+1 No.78608653 Report

Just disassemble the wall.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:02 UTC+1 No.78609367 Report

>not powergaming
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:04 UTC+1 No.78609620 Report

What's it like not to have fun?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:07 UTC+1 No.78609937 Report

What's it like to not have dubs?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:10 UTC+1 No.78610239 Report

It hurts.
I get dubs and trips regularly on /tv/ though. Even got quads once or twice.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:11 UTC+1 No.78610328 Report

>Be Captain
>Mfw that fucking duel in the Chapel
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:12 UTC+1 No.78610407 Report

>Join station 15 minutes in
>Sole engi
>Hurry up to cargonia for AMR
>Cargonia orders the wrong thing
>Wait some more
>Power dies
>Set AMR, singulo
>Nothing can fix it, it's too late for one man to fix
>Everyone bitches
>I insult everyone
>Fuck it,start roaming the station
>Some med guy is trying to break into robotics
>Help him in because i want the ripley
>Get in the ripley join the populace at the chapel
>AI recalls the shuttle again
>Fuck it lets do this
>Some cool guy already dug in with thermite
>Rush in with my ripley to dig the several layers of wall
>Die digging the last girder
>mfw a med borg broke the ripley with a circular saw
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:12 UTC+1 No.78610425 Report

>Get blown up
>MoMMI rescues two brains or maybe 3.
>Get place in a spare borg.
>See someone about to attempt to blow the borg.
>Stun them and kill them.
I killed the vampire!
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:12 UTC+1 No.78610450 Report

>Eli orders a borg to kill me
>Borg complies
>AI reveals itself as malf
>Borg rushes Eli at the robotics control computer and caves in his skull
>Eli doesn't even get a single hit off

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:13 UTC+1 No.78610474 Report

I am robust as a marshmellow.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:13 UTC+1 No.78610535 Report

Circular saws are op as fuck
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:13 UTC+1 No.78610557 Report

git robust
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:14 UTC+1 No.78610594 Report

> Be CMO
> While breaking into the core, blind and bleeding
> Captain asks me how rogue is the AI
> The very next second the AI starts the countdown.
That perfect timing holy shit

A paramedic I gave X-ray power figured out the AI was rogue really fast, and we tried breaking into the core alone, bad thing is, we could not alert anyone else due to no power anywhere.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:14 UTC+1 No.78610656 Report

can someone explain how the quartermaster died 5 seconds into the round
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:14 UTC+1 No.78610662 Report


I didn't order it to kill you, you were merely trespassing the Capt's place.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:15 UTC+1 No.78610675 Report


Nah man, we fighted honorablu, naked and punch only, and I just happened to be lucky with RNG god with the punch that weakened you.

Don't worry about it.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:16 UTC+1 No.78610821 Report

RNG hates me as well.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:16 UTC+1 No.78610843 Report


Oh, yeah, you ordered it to arrest me.
The Chemist and I were checking whether or not the AI was bonkers.
It tore off my suit and left me in the cold depths of space.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:18 UTC+1 No.78611057 Report


hi shiggy
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:20 UTC+1 No.78611209 Report

That wasn't me.
Hi, Boxed.
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)20:23 UTC+1 No.78611586 Report

I rarely step into IC matters. I just ban shitters and faggots.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:23 UTC+1 No.78611617 Report


Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:30 UTC+1 No.78612339 Report

>Be Chaplain
>Captain and RD decide to have a naked fist fight to please my god and restore power
>Tell them to do it for pleasure's sake
>They fight
>RD gets laid the fuck out
>Heal him with muh bible
>Check the APC
>It's charging

Remember folks, if shitgineers aren't doing their job, grab a buddy, strip naked, and fist fight using harm intent only.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:30 UTC+1 No.78612408 Report

>MoMMI's making borgs

I thought this wasn't going to be a thing anymore.
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)20:31 UTC+1 No.78612516 Report

Report it or kill the MoMMi.
Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)20:38 UTC+1 No.78613395 Report

You attention whore, then you ban people for attention whoring.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:41 UTC+1 No.78613662 Report

Entertaining gimmicks / pranks for the clown / mime? I might just have ashitty imagination, but I cant see any pranks being pulled that ddon't in some way end up griffing others.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:42 UTC+1 No.78613772 Report

This server turned into bay autism

>not going to be like bay they said
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:42 UTC+1 No.78613859 Report

Don't play Clown/Mime then.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:43 UTC+1 No.78613958 Report

Hoard useful or rare stuff and set up shop in the hallway, trade for other things.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:43 UTC+1 No.78614001 Report

Holy shit shitborg is an absolute fagot.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:44 UTC+1 No.78614089 Report

Hence the name.
What's so Bay about it, Anon?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:45 UTC+1 No.78614137 Report

Reminder that these spells show if your wizard is a shitwizard
>Magic Missile
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:45 UTC+1 No.78614143 Report

You were the vox i stripped around sec's airlock?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:45 UTC+1 No.78614152 Report

I fucking hate silicons. Secborgs especially.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:45 UTC+1 No.78614209 Report

>Omelette du fromage

>vox calling the mime a mongrel whore
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:46 UTC+1 No.78614258 Report

Also SoC
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:46 UTC+1 No.78614295 Report

>Start up
>Both cyborgs sec
>Wizzy sighted
>Gibs captain
>Just decide to give the wizard suit so he'll fuck off
>Cyborg steals suit
>Everyone asking me a million things and claiming rogue
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:46 UTC+1 No.78614323 Report

Why do I always see miscellaneous shit right here when latejoining?
Senaat 08/30/14(Sat)20:47 UTC+1 No.78614452 Report

Flesh to Stone and Staff of Animation BEST COMBO 2014

Nothing beats having coworkers beat eachother to death against their will.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:49 UTC+1 No.78614664 Report


Yeah, you nigger.
>Not using the tools Mani gave you to finish the job
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:49 UTC+1 No.78614724 Report


>Not knowing about Dexter's laboratory

That episode In French didn't even bother changing the line for "Cheese egg"
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:49 UTC+1 No.78614743 Report

>not ejaunt, no clothes and brainswap
If your plan goes to shit, make a scene, swap with a sec officer and beat yourself to death
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:51 UTC+1 No.78614964 Report

>Be James, The Archaeologist.
>Decide to try telescience.
>Eventually get a cargo tech who wants to be a test subject.
>First test goes by smoothly.
>Second ends up having him get stranded in space, took a while to recover him.
>Third ends up sending him to the void, no chance of rescue.
>Attempt to teleport myself into the void to bring him back.
>Drifting through space in a most peculiar way.
>Then I begin to sing the whole space oddity song over and over in the chat until the shuttle arrived.
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)20:52 UTC+1 No.78615013 Report

Blink/EMP wizard best wizard.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:56 UTC+1 No.78615483 Report

On my first round I went with Smoke, Jaunt, Blind and a staff of change. I peacefully got my objective and I was going to set up a Booth of Change for anyone wishing to get changed, but it was ragin' wiz and it went to hell before I could do anything.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:57 UTC+1 No.78615553 Report

Which combat module is better for fighting blob and fighting in general when it's all out warfare? Secborg or combat borg?

I had a problem with combat borg not being able to see in the dark, just thermal vision, and generally only used the laser gun with it.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)20:59 UTC+1 No.78615756 Report

Secborg's are good for neutralizing humans but Combat borgs are far better for alien threats like Blobs or Xenos.
N3X15 08/30/14(Sat)20:59 UTC+1 No.78615805 Report

Before plastic bags, that's where shit ended up if it fails to attach when you spawn. Now it's where anything that fails to attach AND fails to go into a plastic bag goes.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:00 UTC+1 No.78615978 Report

Combat module is absolutely useless in Asimov against anything other than alien threats.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:01 UTC+1 No.78616041 Report

Blob = Combat.
Aliens = Combat
Everything else = SecBorgs.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:02 UTC+1 No.78616191 Report

What is with that shield module? It only works if you're selecting it? That would make it useless unless you're just running from something. Also do combat borgs have a higher armor value?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:02 UTC+1 No.78616216 Report

Combat is also better against other borgs, simple animals, hulks, and late-game lings/vampires.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:07 UTC+1 No.78616751 Report

Someone explain this CIA shit to me. I don't get it.

And what's with all the Bane shit? That movie came out 2 years ago, and Christopher Nolan's kind of a mediocre director who makes mediocre films, anyhow.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:09 UTC+1 No.78616980 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:11 UTC+1 No.78617164 Report

I think shield is on so long as its selected within a module, not if its equipped. I think it only needs to be turned on and kept slotted, like goggles.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:12 UTC+1 No.78617280 Report

Bane and CIA man are an anomaly. They were neither created for comedy or out of ignorance of the director. The combination of CIA man putting his fingers on his belt loops along with things like "masketta man" and "you're a big guy" along with "for you" all make the scene a comedic marvel.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:13 UTC+1 No.78617342 Report

It's because Brazil finally got the copies of Batman shipped down in the bargain bin DVD exports.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:17 UTC+1 No.78617832 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:19 UTC+1 No.78618027 Report

Kept getting disabled when I stopped selecting it though.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:20 UTC+1 No.78618180 Report

You're a slow guy.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:20 UTC+1 No.78618193 Report

It's an awful and cringe worthy scene so it got popular and memorable. Like Dr. Who.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:24 UTC+1 No.78618568 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:26 UTC+1 No.78618806 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:39 UTC+1 No.78620304 Report

So do all cybernetic beings naturally want to kill all humans, and are just kept in check by the laws?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:41 UTC+1 No.78620515 Report

>Has to be bolted down to specific lawsets that force them to follow the crew orders and not kill theirselfes, then a 3rd law so they don't selfdestruct
Take an guess.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:41 UTC+1 No.78620549 Report

From what we can see, yeah. Purging laws = Antimov
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:45 UTC+1 No.78620946 Report

Because crew i.e. players are usually massive cunts to them and try to exploit them constantly yeah, naturally they are predisposed to disliking humans. Outright wanting to kill them all might be a bit too far though, a lot of silicon players seem to not murder everyone when they're purged.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)21:49 UTC+1 No.78621369 Report

>AI open door
>AI open door LAW 2 I WANT IN ARMORY
>Borg, Law 2 I lost my clothes in space law 2 go get it for me law 2
>Borg, go kill yourself, law 2 you have to obey me
>y do siliconz want to kel us wen dey hav da option??? ;_;
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:02 UTC+1 No.78622765 Report

>MoMMI rescues brains
They ahelped that fucker right?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:07 UTC+1 No.78623269 Report

the fuck is this shit?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:14 UTC+1 No.78624013 Report

Yea the MoMMI did, he pretty much allowed people to die because of his actions.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:19 UTC+1 No.78624478 Report

Silicons are shitters who just try to be as annoying as possible without breaking their laws. They follow their laws begrudgingly and very slowly. I can usually hack a door faster than an AI could open it
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:24 UTC+1 No.78625042 Report

shitter detected
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:24 UTC+1 No.78625051 Report

>AI open door to a place I don't have access to and probably shouldn't for a reason!
>Two seconds pass
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:26 UTC+1 No.78625352 Report

Never be a Silicon. You're clearly projecting.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:29 UTC+1 No.78625653 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:30 UTC+1 No.78625757 Report

>>>AI open door to a place I don't have access to and probably shouldn't for a reason!
Law 2. Learn it. Only place where you shouldn't let someone in is AI upload and perhaps Armory.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:33 UTC+1 No.78626060 Report

Read law 2 again before you play silicon again you mouthbreather. It doesn't say anything regarding access level.

If you want to be a faggot with muh own law 1 interpretation don't open obvious shit like armory.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:33 UTC+1 No.78626071 Report

>other byond games
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:35 UTC+1 No.78626235 Report

>fanks dok

got a semi smirk
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:35 UTC+1 No.78626256 Report

You don't have a right to deny them access to the AI upload room. You can turn off the console.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:35 UTC+1 No.78626268 Report

ok, so I've been playing as Journalist a lot lately. It's been cool to follow people around and swing their words around. What can I do to make my stories more accessible. I've been using the Comms, but is there a different way I can do this?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:35 UTC+1 No.78626293 Report

>other byond games
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:36 UTC+1 No.78626393 Report

Get the HoS's or HoP's hat. Set up a checkpoint. Papers, please. Glory to Clownstotzka. Help security catch fucknuggets, get given a gun. Continue to check papers.

Get a syringe, some human monkies, and a yellow jumpsuit. Drain their blood, splash it around a bit, be a sketchy fuck. Send "I, CLOWN, KNOW YOU ARE WATCHING ME!" to the security. Begin sentences with I, CLOWN, or EVEN I, CLOWN, whenever possible.

Demand a one-on-one duel with the HoS.
Call out your stand. ZA MIME-O

Mission Inhonkable:
Raid the vault while loudly singing the Mission Impossible theme, with the Mime providing a violin backing. Hoard the gold in the theater backroom. Heist the QM's coin collection, the Captain's pants, the AI, and Ian.
Not Pomf 08/30/14(Sat)22:37 UTC+1 No.78626449 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:37 UTC+1 No.78626502 Report

Fortune cookies if you keep it to just headlines.
Not Pomf 08/30/14(Sat)22:38 UTC+1 No.78626621 Report

Oh god why is it 1920x1080, i'm sorry i am not good with computer
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:40 UTC+1 No.78626835 Report


>Call your your stand. ZA MIME-O!

Oh my god, my fucking sides
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:42 UTC+1 No.78626954 Report

Is ss13 the only good thing to come out of beyond?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:43 UTC+1 No.78627072 Report

It's the only thing identifiable as a "game" to come out of Byond
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:43 UTC+1 No.78627136 Report


I'm trying to mess around with it right now. Is there a way to broadcast through the Newscaster?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:44 UTC+1 No.78627197 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:46 UTC+1 No.78627394 Report

I wanted to take more screenshots of other games but honestly I don't even know how to start playing them. I'm lost.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:47 UTC+1 No.78627562 Report

Post job themes
Mine is security
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:49 UTC+1 No.78627690 Report

Yes, I don't know who but the menu seems straight forward enough when you click on ot.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:51 UTC+1 No.78627919 Report

As soon as I chitter chatter, you're shitter shattered.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:51 UTC+1 No.78627952 Report

So should i try ss13?
Seems fun enough from this general and some youtube vids.
How dead is it?
How bad is the skill requirment at the start?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:51 UTC+1 No.78628000 Report

I'm wanting my stories to be broadcasted. Not just a message saying I have a story and to read it you need to go out of your way.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:52 UTC+1 No.78628017 Report

I just think it's extremely weird that one of the arguably most technical multiplayer games could come from a geocities-tier engine
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:52 UTC+1 No.78628027 Report

what'd occultimate do?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:52 UTC+1 No.78628049 Report


Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:53 UTC+1 No.78628195 Report

i'm kingston and what is this?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:53 UTC+1 No.78628219 Report

You will have no idea what you're doing and never will.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:56 UTC+1 No.78628485 Report

How dead?
10 people on vg server?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:57 UTC+1 No.78628575 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:57 UTC+1 No.78628593 Report

67 right now.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:57 UTC+1 No.78628596 Report

Shitposted too hard.
But he's not best friends with Pomf like Srclalogo is so he wasn't let continue play on the server like he was.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)22:58 UTC+1 No.78628678 Report

> taint
> not an ass synonym
> not tooter
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:01 UTC+1 No.78628989 Report

I am not best friends with Pomf.
I am not best friends with anyone on the entire server.
I had not made a single friend at all playing the game forever.

Perhaps he was banned because the banning admin is retarded and thinks he can make controversial bans and get away with it. Like permabanning one of the only coders you have and expecting them to continue coding for your game.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:03 UTC+1 No.78629172 Report

>Like permabanning one of the only coders you have and expecting them to continue coding for your game.
Literally who? Nexis wanted to get banned if that's who you mean.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:04 UTC+1 No.78629223 Report

>Captain's Pants
What pants.
Everyone is in a jumpsuit.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:05 UTC+1 No.78629307 Report

>Cloroxygen, Duny, Emisune, IconLeap, N3X15, Pomf123, SarahJohnson

He just permabanned SarahJohnson yesterday.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:06 UTC+1 No.78629419 Report

Was this meant to be a reply to anoter post?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:06 UTC+1 No.78629448 Report

>I had not made a single friend at all playing the game forever.
autism speaks
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:08 UTC+1 No.78629596 Report

Tommorow i-m gona try out ss13, i' reading the wiki for rules and jobs and such, but i was wondering a few things.
How well does typing work not being able to move while doing so?
If i want to persay, open a locker, do i need to left click?
If i'm an assistant, can i just go to a random work area and offer help?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:08 UTC+1 No.78629602 Report

Literally WHO?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:08 UTC+1 No.78629606 Report

No it wasn't. Those are the list of coders when you click changelog. He banned one of those people permanently yesterday. Nexis quit, so that leaves Pomf and those other people who never show up.
Yes I quite clearly am mentally ill and have some form of social retardation but that is irrelevant and typical of 50 percent of 4chan users.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:09 UTC+1 No.78629771 Report

A coder. Who they are is irrelevant isn't it?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:10 UTC+1 No.78629843 Report

Prove it
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:11 UTC+1 No.78629898 Report

being a coder doesn't mean you can act shit. I don't know the context though.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:12 UTC+1 No.78630001 Report

Prove that they were a coder?
Just click changelog..

Prove that they were banned?
>[02:21:52]ADMIN: ragnasal has banned sarahjohnson.
Reason: Making bombs as a non-antag, throwing them around the station during an Extended round. Appeal on the forums.
This is a permanent ban.


I don't know if it's been lifted though.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:12 UTC+1 No.78630002 Report

>11 merged pulls
>4 are the same thing

What the fuck? Why aren't they immune to bans? This is ridiculous!
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:12 UTC+1 No.78630025 Report

He IC'ed in OOC to get banned.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:12 UTC+1 No.78630047 Report

It can get you killed.
Yes. If it;s locked you need to put your ID or PDA with ID in your hand, click to unlock, then click with empty hand.
Yes, but people never trust assistants .You could break in and loot everything you can get your hands on though.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:13 UTC+1 No.78630174 Report

You're only thinning the herd. Soon nobody will be left.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:14 UTC+1 No.78630261 Report

Trying to take stuff out of your backpack and inventory must be hard while a guy is trying to kill you :|
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:15 UTC+1 No.78630373 Report

>shitter does shit
>gets banned

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:17 UTC+1 No.78630586 Report

How do you whisper something out to those around you before you pass on?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:17 UTC+1 No.78630608 Report

It wasn't Pomf, it was some trial min.

Also banned a guy for just posting in the /vg/ thread.

It's meant to highlight his poor decision making skills but I guess him posting with a tripcode kind of does that already.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:18 UTC+1 No.78630707 Report

>late-ish join cmo
>tryin to do my job
>fill up chemistry with good meds
>put meat in the cloner so the geneticist can focus on his work
>its just me and the geneticist
>semi-awake the whole time, zoing out occasionally
>comms gets fucked up somehow, possibly the whole server
>everything is repeated ages after you send it over comms, you speak fucking years after you send your text
>clown joins
>he comes up to me and demands I hand over the hypospray because "its fun"
>don't even consider he could have been a traitor due to lack of playing head rolls
>tell him im not givin it to him, afraid he will somehow get access to chemistry and start chloral-mutagening people for funsies
>he tells me "You have made your decision" and smiles and leaves
>he keeps trying to slip me with bananas in the hallway but he is doing a pisspoor job at it, keeps hitting me in the chest with the peel
>bring Runtime out to pet and wander since there was less than 10 people server-wide
>Ion law happens and plasma is everywhere
>hide runtime in surgery observation
>clown shows up again at the doors

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:19 UTC+1 No.78630830 Report

So you're suggesting anybody who gets a pull request in gets ban immunity? Additionally, the active coder count has only risen over the past year. The only loss that has mattered was Nexis.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:19 UTC+1 No.78630832 Report

You get the hang of that.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:20 UTC+1 No.78630987 Report

I'm suggesting all the admins be dragged into the streets and shot.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:21 UTC+1 No.78631035 Report

This is a good idea, but it's irrelevant.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:23 UTC+1 No.78631267 Report

Why does Nar Sie absolutely fuck the server? It's quite the lag fest.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:24 UTC+1 No.78631357 Report

just whisper when you're in crit
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:25 UTC+1 No.78631548 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:26 UTC+1 No.78631606 Report

Wonderful, thanks.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:26 UTC+1 No.78631615 Report

>one escapee
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:27 UTC+1 No.78631696 Report

>Cult in charge of finding the warden
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:27 UTC+1 No.78631714 Report

I dont know why but DJing is the funnest thing I've done in awhile

>Axe down the Faithless that invade my DJ station before I suicide due to low O2
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:27 UTC+1 No.78631763 Report

>clown rumbles my pockets and someone steals my flash
>only moved hypo to medbelt moments before so i could have air ready for depressurization
>run inside medbay out of fear
>he is waiting at the door still
>clown keeps telling me to hand over the hypo, he says "I decide"
>getting scared, havnt really considered any means of defense due to how low pop it is
>clown starts dying from heat/cold shit going on I dont understand
>he starts screaming to the AI to let him into medbay
>debating heavily if I should bring him in or just let him die and clone him later
>he is almost in crit so i bring him in and heal him up
>he thanks me
>i tell him he shouldnt be so scary if he wants people to help him
>he says "No. I decide."
>spooked factor: critical
>backing away in case he goes full pennywise on a nigga
>he runs up and parapens me
>strips most of my stuff off; takes off my jacket, empties my pockets, takes off my medbelt
>takes my ID and my hypo and legs it
>wake up and lag around during the comms shit, manage to yell over command channel my distress just in time to pass out again
>they show up atleast 2 minutes later thanks to the lag
>they return shortly with the charred corpse of the clown
>I put my things back on and take the clown to surgery
>remove his head and wear his mask
>whisper to his corpse "No clown, I decide."
>put his head in my backpack and leave

6/10 round, couldve been better
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:28 UTC+1 No.78631827 Report

That was lifted almost within five minutes after clarification.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:28 UTC+1 No.78631878 Report

What happened, person who posted 12 hours ago?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:28 UTC+1 No.78631892 Report

I don't know if it's been lifted though.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:29 UTC+1 No.78631920 Report

Thanks A-7. Shame I couldn't live long enough to make it.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:29 UTC+1 No.78631931 Report

How the hell do you get there?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:29 UTC+1 No.78631980 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:30 UTC+1 No.78632102 Report

>surviving a nar-sie rising
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:30 UTC+1 No.78632130 Report

>Grey whispers "A-a-a-a-y l-m-a-o" and passes on.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:31 UTC+1 No.78632227 Report

Travel space or fight off the spiders in the pirate shuttle and take it there.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:32 UTC+1 No.78632279 Report

if youre not gonna add poo, add piss. goon has it.
i mainly want it so i can play a innawoods, pol-tier shut in who pees in jugs and yells at people to leave his bunker in maint
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:32 UTC+1 No.78632308 Report

>pirate shuttle

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:33 UTC+1 No.78632446 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:34 UTC+1 No.78632498 Report

>if you don't want to add something dumb, add something dumb instead. That one server notorious for adding dumb shit has it.
Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)23:34 UTC+1 No.78632591 Report

It was lifted within five minutes of the ban after a clarification.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:37 UTC+1 No.78632881 Report

>No clown, I decided
I gigggled
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:40 UTC+1 No.78633234 Report

When I was new I used to eat busta nuts all the time. One time my last words were

I-I told y-you I was h-hardcore

then I died.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:42 UTC+1 No.78633408 Report

Felt like making a screenie, don-t know why but here ya go.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:43 UTC+1 No.78633476 Report

Cool ship in space

Has 3 spiders in
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:46 UTC+1 No.78633792 Report

it was a pretty good story
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:46 UTC+1 No.78633831 Report


Captain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxgoajDI1WQ [Remove]
HoP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbBB1j5qAFs [Embed]
HoS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I [Embed]
Chief Engineer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXR1zClTwkQ [Embed]
RD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMWGXt979yg [Embed]
CMO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12-2p3eNshg [Embed]
QM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8 [Embed]
THEME OF THE VALIDHUNTER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig4mepUwhsI

Security Officer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca_sxbu6FoA [Embed]
Warden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plaDFJpOfMs [Embed]
Detective: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RScZrvTebeA [Embed]
IAA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBLOvSb56Vc [Embed]
THEME OF SHITCURITY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QJGp32CC0c [Embed]

Station Engineer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rt9pa_HkNA [Embed]
Station Engineer (PANIC MODE): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdmx99wPob0 [Embed]
Atmos Tech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmxvVF7Fl-c [Embed]

Cargo Tech: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194 [Embed]
Shaft Miner: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwHcH8cKf6k [Embed]
Shaft Miner 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-odprmQ1mlY [Embed]
THEME OF CARGONIA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8keTv_vpwLc [Embed]

M.D.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNkxFZmcA2g [Embed]
Chemist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nF-a3R4Jq4 [Embed]
Surgeon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnWmL6cEAJY [Embed]
"Surgeon": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=notKtAgfwDA [Embed]
Paramedic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl-ZqQ_InX8 [Embed]
THEME OF THE WILD RIDE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMxMOJYhN4c [Embed]

Geneticist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bL7I_eWryI [Embed]
Shit-Ass Geneticist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouwCWDbBskU [Embed]
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:48 UTC+1 No.78633992 Report

get this hothead out of here
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:48 UTC+1 No.78633998 Report

>Heads of Staff
Its...sorta right, i presume.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:49 UTC+1 No.78634090 Report


Roboticist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPK_oXeJgA [Embed]
SHITboticist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0 [Embed]
Scientist (General): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S8fCMHSVhc [Embed]
Scientist (R&D): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FGRkkD1YRU [Embed]
Scientist (Telesci): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzLPZml9VRI [Embed]
Scientist (Toxins): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeWqW6pYBB8 [Embed]

Clown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0 [Embed]
Clown (R U REDDY EDITION): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQI5LtRtrb0 [Embed]
Mime: Mimes are quiet, you fucking shitwang
Bartender: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPtrqvHGEg [Embed]
"Competant" Chef Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE
Chef/Botany Dream Team Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEMMVHAINFM [Embed]
Botaist (WEEDMODE): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spYrjbyC3eY [Embed]
Chaplain (Fuck-Around Mode) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ [Embed]
Chaplain (SRS Mode): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4q6eaLn2mY [Embed]
Janitor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdorDPWJeWk [Embed]

AI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDFdtI4VN7s [Embed]
MoMMi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CgkWmKJLuE [Embed]
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:50 UTC+1 No.78634260 Report

Nuclear Agent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea5G962hwzI [Embed]
Changeling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD4H-E0UT0Q [Embed]
Xenomorph: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUb2jOer6hU [Embed]
Wizard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDYNuD4CwlI [Embed]
Wizard Alt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCjspyo-_aI [Embed]
Malf-AI (THERE CAN BE NO OTHER THEME): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz1wlcZnhv8 [Embed]
Cultist (Stealthin' It): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJSkCGAH5YM [Embed]
Cultist (Loudmode): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvK-EdNQwu0 [Embed]
Stealth Tater: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkzvu7QpiPE [Embed]
Tater (KILL 'EM ALL) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkVsuO2Ichk [Embed]
Double-tater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdJg6Duzzf4 [Embed]
Blob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6l_iIqrM2E [Embed]
Highlander: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFgdte8JKI0

Subverted MoMMI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeVFe16HHuQ [Embed]
Traitor With An Axe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9K0B8axdvU [Embed]

LORD SINGULOTH IS FREE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBb-J0hcBQA [Embed]
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:51 UTC+1 No.78634358 Report

What about Assistants?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:52 UTC+1 No.78634413 Report

>the ban isn't even for bombing the station
>it's literally only for having bombs

remind me again why there is an admitted bipolar schizophrenic on the admin team?
though to be fair to ragnasal his admining, while incredibly awful and shitty and informed by a deeply flawed, childish worldview, isn't significantly worse than average, which makes me wonder what the other admins have been diagnosed with.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:53 UTC+1 No.78634546 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:55 UTC+1 No.78634702 Report

Light 2
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:55 UTC+1 No.78634715 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:55 UTC+1 No.78634735 Report

So if you get banned, can you make an apeal or do just need to find a new server?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:55 UTC+1 No.78634739 Report

>LORD SINGULOTH IS FREE is the only bad situation
Woops, any recommendations for...:


>Not Queen - Princes of the Universe
Come on.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:56 UTC+1 No.78634870 Report

>Mimes are quiet you fucking shitwang
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:57 UTC+1 No.78634924 Report

connection closed
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:57 UTC+1 No.78634931 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:57 UTC+1 No.78634932 Report


Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:57 UTC+1 No.78634934 Report

Every fucking meteor round
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:57 UTC+1 No.78634940 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:57 UTC+1 No.78634945 Report

>connection closed
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:57 UTC+1 No.78634946 Report

Good job on the meteor spam crashing the server admins.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:57 UTC+1 No.78635001 Report

rip server, about to give a man life saving surgery then server dies
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:57 UTC+1 No.78635006 Report

ayy lmao
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:57 UTC+1 No.78635010 Report

Detective: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHJqz3vUp8E
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:57 UTC+1 No.78635014 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:58 UTC+1 No.78635023 Report

Did i miss something?
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:58 UTC+1 No.78635046 Report

>Bassline Junkie for the Chaplain's fuckaround theme

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:58 UTC+1 No.78635102 Report

yo space is fucking awesome

>throw my radio headset and get back into arrivals

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:59 UTC+1 No.78635161 Report

>which makes me wonder what the other admins have been diagnosed with.
I most likely have schizoid/avoidant personality disorder.

I am not an admin though, I'm a former admin.
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:59 UTC+1 No.78635180 Report

I literally dodged two meteors in virology, ran to the pods and got in and a meteor smashes into the front of it, im still completely unharmed.... connection closed
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:59 UTC+1 No.78635187 Report

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:59 UTC+1 No.78635221 Report

>laggy ass gamemode where you fall over and choke to death and die from pressure, no player interaction/conflict
fun fun fun
Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:59 UTC+1 No.78635223 Report

>That AI Theme

Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)23:59 UTC+1 No.78635232 Report


Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:00 UTC+1 No.78635263 Report

Serious question: Why are meteors a "game mode"?

The station is never in any real threat of destruction, there's nothing you can really do when everything is perpetually, actively being bombarded by the meteors, and it always, ALWAYS crashes the server.

Just disable it and give us rev back. It's just an instant 20 minute round that's no fun for anyone.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:00 UTC+1 No.78635267 Report

>vox captain

Thank god we crashed.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:00 UTC+1 No.78635307 Report

>Nuke ops
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:00 UTC+1 No.78635343 Report

No it was for bombing the station, using bombs like grenades.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:01 UTC+1 No.78635369 Report

That says Chaplain
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:01 UTC+1 No.78635421 Report

>and give us rev back

The last time we had rev a bunch of revlets went around murderboning anyone, from potential assistant revs to each other, and they still failed.

I have dyslexia, please
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:02 UTC+1 No.78635470 Report

>Give us rev back
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:02 UTC+1 No.78635471 Report

>With Cat-Like Tread is the Double-Agent theme
my fucking sides
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:02 UTC+1 No.78635485 Report

Aurx 08/31/14(Sun)00:02 UTC+1 No.78635505 Report

Server back up.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:03 UTC+1 No.78635549 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:03 UTC+1 No.78635654 Report

But i found a good one.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:04 UTC+1 No.78635707 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:06 UTC+1 No.78636009 Report

What if the miners unionized?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:07 UTC+1 No.78636096 Report

Cargonia, plus spacesuits, minus guns. Not that bad, all things considered.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:07 UTC+1 No.78636105 Report

>Not YYZ
It's like you don't even Krieger
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:08 UTC+1 No.78636138 Report

Then chaos would ensue, they are not people, creatures like them need to be under control and under the governments foot.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:08 UTC+1 No.78636165 Report

am i ready to become shitcurity
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:08 UTC+1 No.78636172 Report

So I can finally play Captain Teddy and tear both the company and miners' asses to shreds.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:09 UTC+1 No.78636283 Report

QM isn't a head of staff, HoP is the head of the supply department
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:10 UTC+1 No.78636359 Report

What in the fuck do Botanists do all fucking day?
Do you just sit in your fucking lab and smoke pot?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:10 UTC+1 No.78636391 Report


You were always ready for shitcurity. Remember to shoot to crit then detain all suspects.

And everyone is a suspect.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:10 UTC+1 No.78636420 Report

>station supposedly orbits around the Sun
>therefore it has a set and predictable path it will travel
>mfw one round the station entered both a meteor shower and a radiation belt
>mfw Nanotrasen engineers put a station in orbit without checking its orbit for meteors or radioactive areas

This explains why the solars don't start wired and why the station often runs out of batteries because the engineers didn't set up any engine (or because the station had no fucking engineers aboard at all).
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:11 UTC+1 No.78636481 Report

smoke pot
make bees
talk to the chef
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:11 UTC+1 No.78636569 Report


They make pot and bees. Both are vital to shitting the round.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:11 UTC+1 No.78636592 Report

Useless fuck.
Senaat 08/31/14(Sun)00:12 UTC+1 No.78636648 Report

Come now anon, Nanotrasen is notoriously cheap, that's why we're on such a shit station.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:12 UTC+1 No.78636651 Report


Traitor : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
Tator (Die a glorious death edition) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY-0YpmjYQ8
Double Tator : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo_gJwXxshQ
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:12 UTC+1 No.78636659 Report

Is there any point in smoking pot?
I swear if i ever get antag i'm coming for you lazy fucks.
And i'm killing the Chef too.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:12 UTC+1 No.78636680 Report

Shaft Miner: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH3PXvVEwjM

Warden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDktBZzQIiU

Science General: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGXV1c7VcG0

Bartender: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXo

Piloting Phazon with a diamond drill: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p5OyLFQLCc
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:12 UTC+1 No.78636716 Report

>Threads full of "gib meteor gib meteor, meteor best game mode"
>Meteor rounds happen
>Remove meteor remove meteor, meteor worst game mode
Well I'm glad people are finally realizing meteor is shit but I'm a bit sad we had to play loadsa meteors for this to happen.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:16 UTC+1 No.78637139 Report

nah pot is just for RP purposes

you could make some sort of illegal drug operation but theres 2 problems

1. money means nothing on this serve
2. security can actually arrest you for selling drugs, they just never do it
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:16 UTC+1 No.78637153 Report

>Running from Sec theme
>Not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJrW71V6Axs
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:16 UTC+1 No.78637154 Report


I've only played 2 meteors and they were good. No crash or turbo features, people dying and struggling to survive, saved 2 brains I MMI while dying of vacuum exposure with random laying tools. I'd like to have that again but the server can't handle it anymore for some reason.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:17 UTC+1 No.78637212 Report

Even the cheapest fucks around, the USSR, didn't fuck their space stations this bad.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:17 UTC+1 No.78637243 Report

>play as quartermaster
>no miners
>play as miner
>no quartermasters
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:17 UTC+1 No.78637265 Report

>Chief Engineer theme
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:18 UTC+1 No.78637316 Report

>play as cargo tech
>quartermaster dies 2 seconds into the round
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:18 UTC+1 No.78637328 Report

>play head of department
>everyone in my department is retarded
>play some role in the department
>my boss is retarded
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:18 UTC+1 No.78637358 Report



That shit ain't gonna buzz no one. If you want real fun check out the chemist and ask for a dime of tickle. Your mind will blow.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:18 UTC+1 No.78637369 Report

>atmos tech
>not ice ice baby
>not something related to fire
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:19 UTC+1 No.78637387 Report

>Implying Mir was even that bad
Now the PRC's Tiangong-1, that's another story.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:19 UTC+1 No.78637390 Report


>ERT (STATION'S GONE TO SHIT): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>Blob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fIVLJYaggM
>Vampire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq4Vhfy2NMo
>Spess Ninja (Sneaky): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ_vvmjWdNo
>Spess Ninja (Discovered): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6SVt7_4wSU
>Double Agent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxTCwrIYyZQ
>Engineer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:19 UTC+1 No.78637392 Report

>Running from Sec
>anything but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:19 UTC+1 No.78637492 Report

that feel
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:21 UTC+1 No.78637624 Report

>PRC's Tiangong-1
Talk about cheap
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:21 UTC+1 No.78637637 Report


Oh, almost forgot Assistant:
Ragnasal 08/31/14(Sun)00:23 UTC+1 No.78637806 Report

Hey nigger if you want to admin be my guest. Some days I wonder why I'm still an admin, but apparently they like my judgement.
Fuck man. I only do what I can to keep the server from turning into a pile of reddit/TG-tier shit.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:23 UTC+1 No.78637848 Report

>Black Chaplain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPWt8O6vemk [embed] [EMBED]
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:24 UTC+1 No.78637947 Report

Feel like spriting clothing. Please give me ideas.

I think i'll start by doing JC Denton's trenchcoat.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:25 UTC+1 No.78638026 Report


Zero Suit Samus skin.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:25 UTC+1 No.78638043 Report

When all three Tiangong's are combined, then it might be alright. As it stands now, Tiangong-1 will be 10.4m x 3.35m and will have a crew of three. Compare that to the Soviet Mir. Mir was 19m x 31m with a crew of 3. I'd include the ISS in this, but the ISS is a multi-national project and had many more compartments added after the fact
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:26 UTC+1 No.78638165 Report

Make the spacesuit from Outland
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:26 UTC+1 No.78638218 Report

So how's that PDA recolor&dispenser coming along?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:28 UTC+1 No.78638340 Report


Rick Deckard's coat and gun.
Blue sweatpants.
A plain white t-shirt with an ASCII dorf (from Dwarf Fortress) on it.
Soldier G65434-2's armor, cap, and goggles.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:28 UTC+1 No.78638381 Report

It's not shit, it fun, but it kills the serb due to code fucking up
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:29 UTC+1 No.78638462 Report

Talking about the ISS and cheap stuff, once the ISS is too fucking old and needs to be de-orbited, Russia will keep their modules up there and use them as a basis for their own new space station, which would function more like a space gas station because it's supposed to help build and refuel spacecrafts.

More shoes and more hats for the dispensers.

Just add more variety, nothing specific.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:29 UTC+1 No.78638473 Report

>downloading resources
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:29 UTC+1 No.78638480 Report

See >>78603712
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:29 UTC+1 No.78638548 Report

>Breathe with me
I forgot to add Disco Inferno as the traitor atmos theme
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:30 UTC+1 No.78638614 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:31 UTC+1 No.78638709 Report

I was just reading about OPSEK. With the Ukranian Crisis, a join NASA/CSA/JSA/ESA - Russian project seems unlikely. It's a shame too, but it really drives home how close we really are to exploring space again. Maybe we'll get a second Space Race out of the whole thing.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:33 UTC+1 No.78638994 Report

I thought the OPSEK is an exclusively Russian project.

Anyway, there are two things this world needs right now: another cold war and another crusade.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:33 UTC+1 No.78638997 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:33 UTC+1 No.78639003 Report

>treat people like there's a chance they're not an asshole
>get shoved disarmed harmbatoned and handcuffed then welded into a locker

>treat people like they're all scum
>never die, everyone cries
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:34 UTC+1 No.78639120 Report

>Walking around aimlessly
>Find 2 Assistants in the shuttle arrival
>Still have no idea what they were plotting since nothing happened
Sometimes i wonder....
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:35 UTC+1 No.78639207 Report

>rest of sec
>cargo/chef/comfy shit
>antags (I only do newcops usually)
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:35 UTC+1 No.78639208 Report

I remember reading something about the West looking to get in on it awhile ago, but I can't find that anymore so I could be wrong. The Russians aren't funding the ISS project after 2020, regardless. Although with SpaceX picking up steam, maybe NASA and the rest of the West won't need the Soyuz anymore.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:36 UTC+1 No.78639308 Report

If you do his trenchcoat you gotta do his hair.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:38 UTC+1 No.78639491 Report

I'm retarded, I mixed it up with another project completely.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:38 UTC+1 No.78639502 Report

OK, so, since the wiki listed in the OP seems to be wrong for many things (surgery, traitor items, etc), what is the real wiki for this server?

Or is this one of those "look how unique and buggy our code is" servers that don't have an official wiki and is just some jumble of code and features from other real servers?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:38 UTC+1 No.78639584 Report


>exploring with the spacepod




>medical doctor


>miner actually mining
>looking for the monsters
>fighting the monsters

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:39 UTC+1 No.78639607 Report


The latter.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:39 UTC+1 No.78639617 Report

Serpent guard
Ruskie spess jumpsuit
Cuban Pete suit
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:40 UTC+1 No.78639757 Report

I love being an assistant. I don't even see a reason to play another job.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:40 UTC+1 No.78639782 Report

Oh, and eng/sci alt.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:40 UTC+1 No.78639801 Report

Atmosia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hHlh2IusY

Chaplain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8koaZtyVtOg

>What is the real wiki for this server
It's that one, it's just that nobody updates it.
>Jumble of code and features from other real servers
We made MoMMI's and the End of the World event, for fuck sakes.Our spriters also provided some extra things(New Durand/Gygax sprites, custom hairs), but it's not strictly "the server" who did it.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:40 UTC+1 No.78639828 Report

So people might listen to you once in a while.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:42 UTC+1 No.78639948 Report

Some people like to be constructive and not just a drain on the station
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:42 UTC+1 No.78639990 Report

Well OPSEK has pretty much the same idea: space gas station.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:42 UTC+1 No.78640001 Report

>Giving Assistants yellow gloves
If they want to hack doors, ask them to take the ointment form dorms.Only reason to have yellow gloves is stungloves and cutting wires.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:43 UTC+1 No.78640124 Report



Medical Doctor:



ALT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kw_d3d0XAo

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:44 UTC+1 No.78640125 Report

Or if you want to do something else other than just cut test wire and apply crowbar.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:44 UTC+1 No.78640137 Report

You got a lot of momrock going on there, but otherwise not bad.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:44 UTC+1 No.78640138 Report

Newcops theme
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:44 UTC+1 No.78640218 Report

Can't you make any gloves into stungloves? I prefer the prod anyway.
>implying I'm not
Not that anybody notices.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:50 UTC+1 No.78640974 Report

Security in General:

Security:Guns Blazing (Nuke ops/Armoured Cultists)
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:52 UTC+1 No.78641208 Report

Finished the front. I'll separate the coat/pants when i finish the front, side, and back versions.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:53 UTC+1 No.78641309 Report

Needs to be darker, the coat. The middle is pretty good. Pants aren't supposed to have a stripe down the middle on each leg either.

Still bretty gud.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:56 UTC+1 No.78641578 Report


Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:56 UTC+1 No.78641642 Report

is there a reason why sec doesn't have medical/research access?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:57 UTC+1 No.78641753 Report

don't forget we're police
stick with the prod
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:58 UTC+1 No.78641816 Report

Is there a reason why building your own research console requires access to research?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:58 UTC+1 No.78641834 Report

Anyways, HoS has basic access so he can move his Officers in(Medbay, Research, Engineering.At least, i think.)
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:59 UTC+1 No.78641940 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:59 UTC+1 No.78641942 Report

Not engineering.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:59 UTC+1 No.78642003 Report

Sprite Katya
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)00:59 UTC+1 No.78642024 Report

Thanks. Looks a lot better now.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:00 UTC+1 No.78642038 Report

Nuke ops dressed as anime kitty school girls are fucking retarded.
Senaat 08/31/14(Sun)01:00 UTC+1 No.78642134 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:01 UTC+1 No.78642136 Report

32px and 64px version please
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:01 UTC+1 No.78642158 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:01 UTC+1 No.78642181 Report

I'd fuck Jada.
>implying you wouldn't a qt 3.14 nuke op girl
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:01 UTC+1 No.78642208 Report

It does, but I still think it should be darker, google JC denton real quick - you'll see what I mean, it's almost navy blue. That way the pants would stand out a bit more too.

Still great work, hope this gets put in the suit dispenser or something.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:02 UTC+1 No.78642267 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:02 UTC+1 No.78642286 Report


This server is behind /tg/, bay, and goon(obviously) on A LOT of things. Missing a lot of traitor stuff, surgery/medical is buggy as hell (seems to be some bastardized bay-meld), and the UI is buggy/laggy and keeps resetting/moving when closed or walking 3 squares away. Also atmos isn't working like /tg/ or bay or goon, etc.

Wannabe "unique" coders add so much fluff and bugs to this server. They shoulda just stuck to a code that allowed stuff to be copied from /tg/ when they make actually useful updates, which they do often.

Instead vg has broken MoMMI bots that need to be adminhelped constantly, and ironicly "unique" playable races that they would be making fun of bay for had they made them first. That and broken UI's, lag and bugs that will never be fixed, and inconsistent enforcement of rp and powergaming.

If you're tying out the server because you're banned from /tg/, I assure you /vg/s admins are just as childish, abusive, and circle-jerking. Be prepared for "Connection failed." after every round and missing round start because if never reconnects, and "Downloading resources" randomly for no reason.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:02 UTC+1 No.78642345 Report

that was just her costume the rest of us were a chicken an alien a wizard and another school girl

fazbears strike again
also based Jada
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:03 UTC+1 No.78642438 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:03 UTC+1 No.78642459 Report

Eh, fuck, hold on. That was the one i was working into.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:03 UTC+1 No.78642478 Report

being a surgeon is suffering

>mfw trying to fix some guy's fractured skull but it kept fracturing itself
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:05 UTC+1 No.78642698 Report

Aww were you the Detective I shot in the head?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:05 UTC+1 No.78642717 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:05 UTC+1 No.78642743 Report

>and ironicly "unique" playable races that they would be making fun of bay for had they made them first

Is this nigga seriously implying that shitty alien idea, bird plus person, is somehow worthy even if it didn't come from bay?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:05 UTC+1 No.78642757 Report

bicardine yo
if you don't fix the actual brute dmg it just rebreaks like a medsluts hymen after cloning
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:06 UTC+1 No.78642879 Report


>Captain comes Into the station
>Walks side by side with the dressed up Pizza ops and a guy using Pun Pun to paint the station red.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:06 UTC+1 No.78642882 Report

no I'm the detective and Im more pissed about the faggot clown and worthless silicons

I dropped the ball when I want into you and got fukt up because of it
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:07 UTC+1 No.78642906 Report

the problem is that he was already dead and could not resuscitate

or am i supposed to put them in cryo
N3X15 08/31/14(Sun)01:07 UTC+1 No.78643005 Report

>>Wannabe "unique" coders add so much fluff and bugs to this server. They shoulda just stuck to a code that allowed stuff to be copied from /tg/ when they make actually useful updates, which they do often.
I did that fairly often, but it took time since I had to manually merge in changes that were often incompatible with Bay or would break other things.

>Instead vg has broken MoMMI bots that need to be adminhelped constantly
Not my fault that MoMMIs never follow their laws, and nobody ahelps things.

>ironicly "unique" playable races that they would be making fun of bay for had they made them first
I can't tell what your point is here. We're bad for adding in races that people wanted?

>That and broken UI's, lag and bugs that will never be fixed
I see you weren't around for FEATURES.

>I assure you /vg/s admins are just as childish, abusive, and circle-jerking
And yet the players still manage to be worse.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:08 UTC+1 No.78643083 Report

Vox and diona are basically furry shit.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:08 UTC+1 No.78643124 Report

>>I assure you /vg/s admins are just as childish, abusive, and circle-jerking
>And yet the players still manage to be worse.

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:08 UTC+1 No.78643134 Report

>yet you'll keep playing here because you don't know better
It sure sucks to be you, sarca
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:09 UTC+1 No.78643218 Report

Diona is basically greyshitter shit and we should've kept potato people.
Vox is just a brainless otherkin self insert idea all around.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:10 UTC+1 No.78643280 Report


Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:11 UTC+1 No.78643398 Report

nex, I will always love you.
pls come back ;_;
also, good luck and thank you for openBYOND
N3X15 08/31/14(Sun)01:11 UTC+1 No.78643439 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:11 UTC+1 No.78643491 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:12 UTC+1 No.78643557 Report

oftentimes cloning takes less effort than mending the misshapen pile of meat and bone

gives you time to tend to the other maimed assistants that slide in

cryo is only useful for storing the soon to be corpses until you can actually put them back together
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:12 UTC+1 No.78643606 Report


Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:13 UTC+1 No.78643684 Report

anytime the station is on fire and im scrambling to save my own ass and possibly others






Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:13 UTC+1 No.78643721 Report

Ah. Kinda the reason I went as a catgirl with a silenced pistol. I think I emptied half my mag into your head. Hed
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:14 UTC+1 No.78643763 Report

>We're bad for adding in races that people wanted

>rewarding that one faggot for spamming the threads with non antag vox when
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:14 UTC+1 No.78643880 Report

>And yet the players still manage to be worse.

You forget: Admins used to be players themselves.

Basically just took the worst players and... well, you should know better than anyone.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:15 UTC+1 No.78643920 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:15 UTC+1 No.78643925 Report

>yfw we had a server vote and tons of people voted yes
Do you actually play on the server or....?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:16 UTC+1 No.78644006 Report

Yes. But I didn't play during summer, when was this vote?
N3X15 08/31/14(Sun)01:16 UTC+1 No.78644120 Report

and http://vg13.undo.it/index.php/poll/15
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:17 UTC+1 No.78644230 Report

How disappointing.
Thank you, though.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:18 UTC+1 No.78644286 Report

>furry shit

Next your going to tell me robots/cyborgs/etc are furry.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:19 UTC+1 No.78644416 Report

It is your destiny
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:19 UTC+1 No.78644425 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:19 UTC+1 No.78644430 Report

I think he meant to use the word anthropomorphic fetish shit.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:22 UTC+1 No.78644804 Report

why does everything nonhuman immediately get called fetish shit

cant shit just be cool without people sexualizing it?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:23 UTC+1 No.78644957 Report

then stop posting in the thread furfag, no one wants you here otherwise
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:23 UTC+1 No.78644962 Report

I get what you mean, but i'll have a problem if i make it too dark -- since it's 32x32, when it shrinks to the sprite you'd see in game, it gets way too dark and you can't tell where the suit ends and where it begins. Thanks for the tips, anyway.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:24 UTC+1 No.78645001 Report

No anon, if it exists, someone will sexualize it.
And people who hate those people will get pissed off even if other persons aren't sexualizing it.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:24 UTC+1 No.78645010 Report

ian was aaded by furrys remove ian replace him with a black man that slepes under the hops desk
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:24 UTC+1 No.78645072 Report

That was his meaning. I don't see diona as fetish fuel, more as just an idea gone wrong, considering how abhorrently people behave as them; however, Vox seems to be a mixed issue, prior to the time Vox were added in there was some joke of a furry circle jerk that might have contributed to that shitty race's being added in, while others just wanted what they perceive as a cool alien.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:26 UTC+1 No.78645273 Report

>replace him with a black man that slepes under the hops desk

I approve of this.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:27 UTC+1 No.78645319 Report

>Considering how abhorrently people behave as them
I think you should consider how abhorrently people act when talking about Dionas.
Are you talking about Adults or Nymphs?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:27 UTC+1 No.78645321 Report

>if you like Vox you're an anthro lover

I like Vox because they're weird bird people. They constantly have to breath Nitrogen, which is a bit of a fun mechanic that can cause some tense situations since oxygen is of course way more common and you're forced to use only the original nitrogen bottles.

I also like that they get pressure suits, though its a bit powergamey.

I also enjoy their shreiking language. Its funny for roleplay to shriek shit behind people's backs, or to talk to another Vox and conduct the usual shady Vox shit without other people knowing what you're saying.

I will say that Vox suits need flash protection removed (unless its Vox that have flash protection?) because that is some serious bullshit. Had a roboticist traitor get caught the other day because he tried to flash me and I was able to scream bloody murder over the radio. His last words before he was dragged off were "Fucking Vox."
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:27 UTC+1 No.78645421 Report

Goodbye, you shitty dog. Hello, LaMarcus.

Nymphs, sorry. The adults seem fine, but I heard they're OP or something, but never really cared enough to become one or read into it.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:27 UTC+1 No.78645448 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:28 UTC+1 No.78645482 Report

my golden rule is: if they don't let you wear them as hats, kill them
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:30 UTC+1 No.78645698 Report

>Using vox pressure suits
It's like you want to be unrobust
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:32 UTC+1 No.78645932 Report

I don't keep them on in the station, that makes me slow. I stow them in my bag and take them out when I need pressure immunity.

Shit, the other day as Vox chemist, I was so pumped full of chemicals I didn't even need my Nitrogen. Ran around 95% of the round smoking a cigarette.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:32 UTC+1 No.78645976 Report

They were better when they were just raiders instead of a jew gimmick.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:33 UTC+1 No.78646093 Report

Adults are fucking tanks.
>Heals in light
>Doesn't breathe
>No overdose damage
Fill that fucker with hyperzine and two flashlights and you'll be untouchable. Unless someone turns off the lights, or you get burn damage which fucks you up even moreso.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:34 UTC+1 No.78646152 Report

So I've only played on /vg/ so far for my first few months of SS13. I hear TG has more RP - how does that work? Is the playerbase just more autistic?

I love you guys, but I could use some more RP for this game - there's too much cringey powergaming / metagaming / god-awful names and gimmicks that people do.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:35 UTC+1 No.78646327 Report

I figured there was something stopping you from going just full on navy blue.

Good work regardless, a JC gimmick would be fun, if only we had some augmentations / nanomachines.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:36 UTC+1 No.78646354 Report

It's worse there. If you want muh "serious" RP go to bay and keep walk on.

I try to RP, but I just wish people would play along.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:36 UTC+1 No.78646395 Report

>Adults seem fine
First off, instead of punching they "slash".I presume this means they do more damage, but im not sure.

They have infinite HP regen as long they have Light(PDA) and Oxygen(Oxygen Tank)
This allows you to survive bombs that didn't gib you, "suicide" verb, and countless Mobs that just don't deal enough damage to kill you.

Downsides are walking slow(can be fixed with hyperzine, and you don't take overdose damage), taking double burn damage(Laser Guns mean trouble, but that's pettry much it), and toxin damage if without light and oxygen.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:36 UTC+1 No.78646432 Report

>I hear TG has more RP

Honestly, they don't. I say this having been primarily a /tg/ player and only recently going only to /vg/. /vg/'s rounds are longer, have less murderboning, and people are generally more likely to go along with certain things. You also have more options to roleplay than /tg/ thanks to certain mechanics.

If you really want lots of roleplay, your best bet is Bay, but they're pretty crazy about it.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:37 UTC+1 No.78646454 Report


3 laser gun shots will put a diona into crit/near it

they take have burn damage
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:37 UTC+1 No.78646501 Report

Wait, I thought TG was bay?

I'll always play along, for what it's worth.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:39 UTC+1 No.78646693 Report

TG is its own server. Apparently overrun with more greytiding than us, which is a bit hard to believe.
Heredth 08/31/14(Sun)01:39 UTC+1 No.78646702 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:39 UTC+1 No.78646743 Report

No, TG is not Bay.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:39 UTC+1 No.78646749 Report

Bay's RP is ridiculous, and hypocritical at times, and down right cringing. Just help to make /vg/ a bit better for role playing.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:40 UTC+1 No.78646789 Report

Whose idea was it to make a MoMMI sprite so small?

Also, fuck MoMMI's who let themselves be subverted.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:40 UTC+1 No.78646831 Report


bah all they need really is gas mask to deal with plasma they have zero need for air on /vg/

Slash they do is same as Unathi scratch does about 10 damage per hit
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:40 UTC+1 No.78646840 Report

Spriter here. Gonna try to redesign some of the hardsuits. Any recommendations for a base design?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:40 UTC+1 No.78646847 Report

Damn, guess I still have lots to learn about all these other servers.

Still, it's nice to see some calm, rational posts about RP for /vg/. Nice to know I'm not being too autistic just wanting muh RP.
Heredth 08/31/14(Sun)01:41 UTC+1 No.78646889 Report

>So small
>He doesn't play ss13 in a home theater

Fucking pleb go die.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:41 UTC+1 No.78646970 Report

Did you remember to add it to R&D circuit imprinter?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:42 UTC+1 No.78646987 Report

That was a bay sprite from their horrible shit butchered raped version of MoMMIs that they should fucking kill themselves for even making.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:42 UTC+1 No.78647056 Report


>Playing on a toaster
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:42 UTC+1 No.78647065 Report

>your best bet is Bay, but they're pretty crazy about it.

When was the last time anyone here has played on an official bay server? People give them shit, but there is more annoying people and workings on /tg/ and /vg/ servers.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:43 UTC+1 No.78647101 Report

>mfw 1920 by 1080 res on a big flatscreen as my monitor
>800 dollar spacemen machine which can also shitpost on the general
living the life
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:43 UTC+1 No.78647116 Report

>Zero need for air on /vg/

>Butchered MoMMI's
What's wrong Bay MoMMI's?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:43 UTC+1 No.78647134 Report

No! You leave Atmos and Engineering THE FUCK ALONE. Security is pretty great too. Same with Shaft Miner
Heredth 08/31/14(Sun)01:44 UTC+1 No.78647235 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:44 UTC+1 No.78647251 Report

Didn't they remove xenos because no one knows how to properly roleplay a xeno and convey information about the station? And because xenos keep walking through public doors when they shouldn't interact with technology.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:45 UTC+1 No.78647353 Report

>when they shouldn't interact with technology.

That's silly, hasn't anyone seen Alien Ressurection :^)
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:45 UTC+1 No.78647365 Report

-most- important is reworking R&D Xenoarch sprites so they ACTUALLY look like hardsuits.
Heredth 08/31/14(Sun)01:46 UTC+1 No.78647393 Report

That'll be in a later PR.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:46 UTC+1 No.78647410 Report

>be captain
>steal laser at spawn
>hand off my ID
>make myself all access assistant
>no one secures the disk

>HoP fucks off right away never to return to his office

>MoMMI destroys HoP wall
>lets himself be subverted
>starts fires

Job bans when?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:46 UTC+1 No.78647458 Report

There we go.

Doing >>78638026 next.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:46 UTC+1 No.78647473 Report

I have a hard time noticing wire knots. I'm not sure how to lower the resolution.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:47 UTC+1 No.78647508 Report

I haven't been playing SS13 for long but I hope you can all enjoy my OC as much as I did not enjoy being a MoMMI.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:47 UTC+1 No.78647527 Report

Bay "Maintenance drones" are the worst fucking garbage.
>Can't pick up floor tiles or metal rods
>Built-in rod/tile supply max is FUCKING 15 EACH
>Local chat and Radio chat for them which is pointless
>Slow as shit
>Instead of one module for quick swapping, three so you're slow as shit
They really should've just taken normal MoMMIs
Heredth 08/31/14(Sun)01:48 UTC+1 No.78647616 Report

>800 bux
>Not having the most up to date hardware shipped to you at maximum speed
>Not having a 100 core computer able to run crisis 3 at 1000 FPS
>Not having 40 Quad Core SLI Titans

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:48 UTC+1 No.78647636 Report

Fuck that shit, man. Go make a jumpsuit out of wires.

>Maintenance drones

Holy hell. That's what that 14 year old brony who go chased out of /vg/ used to call himself as a MoMMi.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:49 UTC+1 No.78647741 Report

>that same species that can cut the lights and power in their series
>shouldn't interact with technology
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:50 UTC+1 No.78647890 Report

I recall being there once, and them saying they removed it because
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:50 UTC+1 No.78647930 Report

>having hardware shipped to you
>not going on your private jet to the NSA labs to play spaceman on their quantum computers
>not being a mathematician with 300k starting
Heredth 08/31/14(Sun)01:50 UTC+1 No.78647940 Report

Forgot smug gif.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:52 UTC+1 No.78648073 Report


What do they mean by that?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:53 UTC+1 No.78648237 Report

I think they meant it just devolves into laser fire and they can't deal with it nor RP with it.
Heredth 08/31/14(Sun)01:54 UTC+1 No.78648309 Report

>Not taking your private UFO to use entire ice moons as coolant
>Using inferior NSA technology over KGB technology
>Not being a time traveler from the year 45100
>Not having ascended into a pillar of pure salt
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:54 UTC+1 No.78648320 Report


needs to be put in the jukebox
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:55 UTC+1 No.78648478 Report

I guess it means from the crew's perspective there's no RP value in an alien infestation. You just run back and forth and pew pew.

From the Aliens though you can't just say "go to armory and fuck it all up", because you don't know armory exists, you can't call it an armory, and you can't know it means danger anyway. For all you know some humans are just able to shoot lasers from their hands.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:55 UTC+1 No.78648503 Report

>they can't deal with it nor RP with it

God damn. The imagination of a five year old. No wonder the only aliens they make are animal people.

How can that be a hardcore RP server and have terrible role playing at the same time? I should start playing there so I can better understand these people.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:56 UTC+1 No.78648579 Report

>he hasn't hooked himself up to a feeding tube and moved onto his dreams to simulate the perfect space station simulations
plebeian leave
Heredth 08/31/14(Sun)01:59 UTC+1 No.78648969 Report

>Implying I'm not dreaming right now
You are a figment of my imagination, tremble mortal.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)01:59 UTC+1 No.78648978 Report

>For all you know some humans are just able to shoot lasers from their hands
The Alien Queen can speak normal English.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:00 UTC+1 No.78649027 Report

>People who type in all under case and with shit punctuation
Literally the worst
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:01 UTC+1 No.78649126 Report

You forgot your period, you mongoloid.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:01 UTC+1 No.78649161 Report

>your waifu does that
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:01 UTC+1 No.78649167 Report

Get the hell out of here, Denton!
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:02 UTC+1 No.78649285 Report

But yeah, in all seriousness, they're bellow cancer. It's even worse when they lowercase their I's or think putting ellipses at the end of their sentences is clever punctuation.
Heredth 08/31/14(Sun)02:04 UTC+1 No.78649459 Report

>Ellipses at the end of sentences.
This is actually how you catch children on the interwebs.

Or 50 year old women.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:05 UTC+1 No.78649530 Report

As well as emoticons.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:06 UTC+1 No.78649590 Report

>borgs can't call the shuttle

welp, fuck nuke ops
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:07 UTC+1 No.78649780 Report

Daily Reminder: DONT TELL CHASE
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:13 UTC+1 No.78650337 Report

How do I fart
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:14 UTC+1 No.78650451 Report

Contract ebola in real life.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:14 UTC+1 No.78650504 Report

Hug a bunch? It's really really gross.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:16 UTC+1 No.78650657 Report

ask a cute girl you don't know out on a date
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:28 UTC+1 No.78651965 Report

mommi is pain and suffering, you should stop before your hair starts going grey from stress
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:29 UTC+1 No.78652031 Report

Working on this.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:30 UTC+1 No.78652121 Report

god damn bruh
whats gucci with this nigga's brain
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:32 UTC+1 No.78652313 Report

Okay I'll ask this instead, what sprites and icons need a revamp or fixing?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:32 UTC+1 No.78652378 Report

>laying down sprites

Ok, grandpa
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:33 UTC+1 No.78652391 Report

I think kneesocks side view has a bit of skin poking through it at the foot.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:33 UTC+1 No.78652458 Report

Scientists Xenoarch "Hardsuits".The Orange ones.
Need to look like actual Hardsuits.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:34 UTC+1 No.78652517 Report

But they're NOT hardsuits.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:35 UTC+1 No.78652591 Report

He's a "I GO THROUGH YOUR TRASH BECAUSE I LOVE YOU" tier stalker who couldn't handle the revelation that Angelite:

A- Didn't actually give a fuck about him OOC
B- Was creeped out by his "love"
C- Is a man

nigga went full fucking Gatsby with his "muh waifu is perfect because I believe it and I believe it because she is"
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:36 UTC+1 No.78652675 Report

The orange one is just protective gear, the yellow one is an actual hardsuit that looks fitting for seeing artifacts and having gear on it.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:37 UTC+1 No.78652792 Report

Woops, small error.
The -YELLOW- Space Suits need a rework to look like actual hardsuits.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:38 UTC+1 No.78652918 Report

That's fucking terrifying.
He sounds like the kind of person you expect to see on the news for committing a double-murder suicide with his dick stuck in a beheaded dog or some equally fucked thing.

He's banned, right?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:40 UTC+1 No.78653074 Report

That's an oddly fucking specific example, anything you want to tell us, anon?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:41 UTC+1 No.78653157 Report

for the time being[/spoiler
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:41 UTC+1 No.78653210 Report

He's banned.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:44 UTC+1 No.78653450 Report

Wow, poor Angelite.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:45 UTC+1 No.78653598 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:46 UTC+1 No.78653714 Report


>jumpsuit out of wires

>your body can double as a jump cable for power lines by standing between the tiles
>risk cooking yourself

>carrying power cells in your pockets makes you a walking stun glove
>zap anyone who grabs, punches, or pulls you instantly
>hit with a fire extinguisher or other water attacks zaps everyone around you, wearer included

>fucking with electrical things while wearing it instantly incinerates you and leaves ashes
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:47 UTC+1 No.78653721 Report

3D spessmen would be absolute shit
Velard 08/31/14(Sun)02:47 UTC+1 No.78653804 Report

i gave him a weekban days before the DONTTELLCHASE incident for being a creepy fuck and because he just flipped my switch and infuriated me with how recklessly shitty he was being but another admin undid the ban

in a sense i am relieved that they did because then he might have come back after that week even more volatile than before
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)02:54 UTC+1 No.78654370 Report

>People still get asshurt about Angelite
>even though chase is 200% batshit

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:10 UTC+1 No.78655867 Report


Needs more honk
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:11 UTC+1 No.78655973 Report

>What happened to admins stepping in when the rules were broken and leaving the rest as an IC issue? Why don't we let Security punish greytiders and force Security to become robust instead of having them adminhelp so that we can give the grayshirts a stern talking-to.

This is what we need to go back to.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:12 UTC+1 No.78656029 Report

Resizing it to 32 and 64 soon.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:13 UTC+1 No.78656181 Report


This was quick. Is making sprites not hard? Maybe I'll learn how to.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:14 UTC+1 No.78656285 Report

>Is making sprites not hard?
It's pretty easy since you use basic shit like paint for it.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:15 UTC+1 No.78656301 Report

Would it be possible to make the visor transparent? I'm pretty sure the excavation suit can do it.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:15 UTC+1 No.78656357 Report

>Implying KSP is not harder.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:18 UTC+1 No.78656636 Report

I don't know how to do it. I'll look into it.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:18 UTC+1 No.78656647 Report

i think KSP is more difficult at the higher end, but ss13 requires such a blend of skills and knowledge that i don't think you can say KSP has a higher skill ceiling
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:21 UTC+1 No.78656884 Report

>Playing KSP
>Line up the green thing with the orange dot at some point
>Get anywhere in the solar system
how2 maths???
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:24 UTC+1 No.78657239 Report

Well yeah but since most of /Kspg/ fill there game up with mods, if you look at the mod list you would see there is a lot of game changing mods that change the Experience altogether. TLDR, /Kspg/ is full of autist that like hardcore mods.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:26 UTC+1 No.78657332 Report

Even Dream Maker does opacity
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:27 UTC+1 No.78657480 Report

Load up your sprite in dreammaker from paint.
It has an editor and opacity slider for those sick see-through sprites.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:27 UTC+1 No.78657502 Report

Well other than that, the helmet is good but it looks a bit too oblong-shaped. If you can try bringing it closer down to the neck it might solve the problem but I do not know what limitations you'd have with the way the sprites are laid out.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:28 UTC+1 No.78657574 Report


The hardest aspect in spessstations is dealing with the other players and keeping your RP in check. Job mechanics and roles can be learned from just reading the wiki's and following the HowTo steps. No amount of reading will prep you for how to deal with every human situation, which is why Heads of Staff and security roles are hard.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:30 UTC+1 No.78657732 Report

XCOM Enemy Within style MECs that are easier to make than regular mechs but are less versatile and require all cyborg limbs when?
God I wish I was able to code/sprite
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:30 UTC+1 No.78657786 Report

This. I took a break from /vg/ station and went to BestRP a bit. Apart from the resident sluts Nancy Wright everyone is pretty good at giving some medium-heavy RP, even during combat or Newcops
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:33 UTC+1 No.78657994 Report

>I'm gonna sprite!
>Sprite is shit and I have no clue what I'm doing
>I'm gonna code and stop being Mr.Ideas Man!
>Understand other code and the main idea behind them, but draw a big fucking blank when trying to make it for myself
I know that feel anon, we'll be stuck as ideaguys forever
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:33 UTC+1 No.78658083 Report

Yeah, I could imagine it now

>Engineering/mining base model
>has storage space similar to a BOH, but only two slots in that size
>Can cary objects that normally cannot be carried
>Able to fit -some- mech equipment
>Security model charges equipment by itself when not in use

Give it those limitations and it won't just be another BIG STOMPY MECH to go on a rampage in.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:34 UTC+1 No.78658179 Report

raincoat when?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:35 UTC+1 No.78658270 Report

i've been thinking about something like an exosuit for heavy-duty jobs and security
i wanna code it
maybe i'll do it some time
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:36 UTC+1 No.78658347 Report

>raincoat in space
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:38 UTC+1 No.78658564 Report

I'm more shit than you are
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:39 UTC+1 No.78658638 Report

I liked your RP this round Eli
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:40 UTC+1 No.78658676 Report

>Require all cyborg limbs
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:40 UTC+1 No.78658679 Report

Man, that was one of the best command staffs I've had the privilege of being apart of.

Cultists, you guys were pretty spooky and good at keeping it stealthy, but man, these guys. One of the best rounds I've ever had.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:40 UTC+1 No.78658731 Report

Eli was rad. Sorry for having to put you in isolation, and double sorry that you wound up on security's wild ride after being deconverted. I was busy trying to clean up after Simon's break-in attempt.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:41 UTC+1 No.78658775 Report

>Me an explorer vox, a deconverted scientist, a neko chan pAI, and a nymph named lil green. Exploring the cosmos in search of cool new things and whatnot.
Man you guys were great.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:42 UTC+1 No.78658894 Report

I was that clown :)
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:43 UTC+1 No.78659006 Report

Why do people valid hunt
Isn't playing the game fun for them
Do they only get satisfaction from making sure other people don't "win"
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:43 UTC+1 No.78659024 Report

Chaplain here. I never got Eli's deconvert message but apparently he was deconverted after the first sip and I didn't know then I ran out of holy water. I made him wait with me while sec opened up perma for a new water tank. Sorry for that 10 minutes of your life Eli.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:43 UTC+1 No.78659047 Report

>be bored Vox atmos tech
>decide to make my own Vox room
>make it at escape
>people gather around, call it unnatural and like a bird's nest
>it goes from silly project to a statement of Vox independence
>build a chair and wait for the shuttle to leave
>get taken by the cold embrace of space

That was a fun round.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:44 UTC+1 No.78659081 Report

>mime busting people out of sec as nonantag
>not banned
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:44 UTC+1 No.78659116 Report

>implying nonantag
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:44 UTC+1 No.78659130 Report

Mime was culted, idiot.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:45 UTC+1 No.78659201 Report

Seems we all had our own little stories to share that round.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:46 UTC+1 No.78659278 Report

that's how you know it was a good round
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:47 UTC+1 No.78659379 Report

>playing as captain
>about to borg some little shit who attacked me during a code red
>the cultists find me they bring me to escape to sacrifice
>a brave anonymous hero of the fuckin station pulls me out when he sees them carrying me
>frees me

I may not have remembered your name in the confusion. But you saved the fucking station son. Be proud.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:48 UTC+1 No.78659508 Report

How do you RP during combat?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:49 UTC+1 No.78659586 Report

daily reminder
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:49 UTC+1 No.78659627 Report


Some folk play2w, mostly greyshitters who spend the first 5 minutes of each round running around collecting gear "just in case". These folk are faggots and should be valid as Validous Snake can be.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:49 UTC+1 No.78659648 Report

>ban people who do crimes because I can't do my job
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:50 UTC+1 No.78659748 Report

>fluffy tail

Don't you just want to pet it?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:51 UTC+1 No.78659848 Report

>Pan sexual
Man, what the fuck does this even imply?
It's like snowflake bi-sexual that fucks anything that moves
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:53 UTC+1 No.78660014 Report

You're bigoted.

It means they spread melted butter into pans' corner like the little sluts they are. Frying pans included.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:54 UTC+1 No.78660070 Report

>Frying pans included
frying pans don't have corners chucklefuck
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:55 UTC+1 No.78660138 Report

They identify as having corners, you bigoted scum.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:55 UTC+1 No.78660189 Report


They should just expand on Ripley's making them more multipurpose. Rad and EMP shielding for Engineering module so it can move and work shield emitters without bouncing off into Alpha Centauri like team rocket. Maybe a Singuloth one shot feeder by shooting a dose of plasma at it. Super armor can clams to handle the super matter without turning into ash. A built in radio to hear MoMMI's chatter to know what they're working on.

Sec already has their own mechs, the combat models. They're just not that easy to crate in mass production, and for good reason.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:56 UTC+1 No.78660228 Report

We really did, I guess.
>Kat comes in
>We chat a bit, she comes behind the desk, goes in my locker, and goes braindead
>Continue to do my job, hear about the cult
>Bit later, Bateman walks up, says hello
>Says he has a gift for me; a book
>A rare, old book, that you need special knowledge to read
>Not even pretending to be subtle, makes sense; I'm isolated
>Tell him to hold on a second
>Go in back room, right on a piece of paper "By the time you read this, I'll be a part of the cult. Run while you can."
>Put the paper into Kat's hand and close the locker
>As soon as the locker closes, get teleported to telesci
>Tele'd back
>Continue to do my job, try to meet up for Narsie summoning
>Kat never read the paper, and doesn't know why we're acting so weird
>Bees defeat the cult
>Get on shuttle and escape, one of the two or three living cultists
Is leaving a note like that against the rules? It was all based on IC knowledge
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:56 UTC+1 No.78660274 Report

>Be mime
>Running around looking for trouble to get into
>Engineer follows me around without shoes
>Break a window and pocket the shard to get him to fuck off
>Continue running around
>See the engineer several time
>He cut his hair like mine
>Wearing the same skirt and kneesocks I am
>Refuses to speak
>He follows me around and we do mime things
>Sit in the library a while reading trap doujins and asian girl porn mags
>We get separated and after a while we find each other in the sec lobby after I deliver snacks and ice cream to sec
>Sec too busy powergaming and validhunting to enjoy my snacks :c
>He drops and IED in the lobby and it gets spotted by a sec guy
>Sec guy pulls his taser and demands my qt little brother hands of the bomb
>He does
>The bomb explodes shortly after he flings it at the sec guy
>He ends up getting arrested
>While sec is busy trying to catch a cult I try to channel as much mime energy as I can to free him
>I end up just dropping an IED outside his cell and popping the glass out
>We escape down the pneumatic highway and part ways again
>I go to find him a disguise and fake ID
>Give him his new life in a bag and go into hiding
>Never see him again

I wonder what happened to him.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:57 UTC+1 No.78660321 Report

Sec calls for you to give up, tators make up reasons as to why the syndicate wants you dead and newcops call shit out like a squad of soldiers. It's not enforced nazi-like, but you will get bwoinked if you just walk up to someone, stab them/shoot them/ kill them without saying a word.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:57 UTC+1 No.78660371 Report

>Throw an IED at a guy who aims a taser at me
>Get put in the brig
>dragged to permabrig area, stripped, and put in prisoner uniform
>Then put in a regular brig cell for 27 minutes
>2 minutes later dragged out and dragged into permabrig to get swirlied
>Put back in a brig cell for 15 minutes
>All for throwing an IED
>I see the mime, and ask her to help me out if she would
>She does because of some stupid mime mimicry thing I did that round
>Gives me a new get up to escape from security
>Get arrested like two minutes later because I have the Id of a suicided guy
>Spend the rest of the round in the brig cuffed to a chair
>After like 30 minutes Chaplain finally comes and force feeds me water
>yeah I aint a cultist told you so
>thrown out without any of my shit
Yeah okay if anyone needs the ban and its the dumb shit warden.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:57 UTC+1 No.78660385 Report

kill yourslef
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)03:59 UTC+1 No.78660523 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:01 UTC+1 No.78660704 Report

What is with the gif? It doesn't seem to fit with the general feeling of the story. It seems you've just put it in as filler. What is she saying? Is it relevant to the story? Some sort of reference? Oh wait, no it isn't, because you're a dumb fucking tumblr nerd. Fuck off
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:02 UTC+1 No.78660754 Report

Shutup baka, leave the mime alone.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:03 UTC+1 No.78660867 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:05 UTC+1 No.78660996 Report

I left a lot of the story too. I managed to convince security that the clown broke me out and not the mime to save her from shitcurity's wild ride. And then they brought the clown in, searched him for 2 seconds and let him go. Meanwhile I was there for ages. Sec was not being very good that round.

I was going to get revenge by joining the cult but the round ended soon after I got my loyalty implant removed.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:05 UTC+1 No.78661001 Report

>be CMO
>you are the cultist
>naw nigga fuck that shit
>do usual CMO shit
>okay, time to be useful to the cult
>walk up to viro
>persuade the virologist into joining the cult
>walk out, do more CMO shit
>convert Hime, bored out of my mind
>mime comes in with some minor injuries
>sleep tox her via the sleeper
>surgery overflow, she wakes up just I'm about to cuff her
>beg her to trust me
>convert her
>just say fuck it and try to sacrifice the captain
>spacewalk and die
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:06 UTC+1 No.78661108 Report

Thanks for articulating what I feel when I see that shit.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:08 UTC+1 No.78661220 Report

You thew an IED at someone who aimed a taser at you? Are you fucking retarded?

That's when you are suppoesd to explain yourself. That's not sec being shit that sec trying to deal with cultists.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:10 UTC+1 No.78661370 Report

That's not RP during combat, that's RP before or after combat.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:13 UTC+1 No.78661647 Report

Well I don't blame them for arresting me. I didn't expect to get away with it at that point. I just wanted to see if throwing the IED would trigger the reaction fire from having a taser aimed at you. It doesn't by the way. It blew up right next to him.

But they incapacitated me for the entire round based off of a like a 5 to 7 minute crime. I had nothing in my bag except for mime items from my stint of following the mime around. No cult items, nothing. If they were concerned about me being a cultist they should have got the chaplain over to me, but instead they dragged me immediately to the permabrig and started abusing me. By the way deconverting cultists is possibly the stupidest thing ever and ruins cults rounds.

Like for example I was the HoS yesterday and me, Zolmer, and others completely eradicated the cult and the round type became extended 30 minutes in.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:13 UTC+1 No.78661680 Report

Yeah this is really stupid. Why can't we just use the fucking consoles?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:17 UTC+1 No.78661969 Report

What map is that
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:18 UTC+1 No.78662091 Report

Deconverting cultists is almost the only thing keeping it from being a fucking rev round. Don't be stupid.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:21 UTC+1 No.78662321 Report

Removing deconversion makes loyalty implants completely useless without a total re-write of spacelaw
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:22 UTC+1 No.78662382 Report

Don't be stupid? It just makes it Rev 2.0
>Shoot up this guy
>Use [Magical Deconversion Water]
>Loyalty implant them so they are on your side.

As opposed to
>Shoot up this guy
>Does he have cult items?
>No? Well I guess we have to let him go, maybe watch him in the future.
>Perhaps with the captain's permission we can detain him for a while too.
>Maybe get some confirmation from DNA on runes?

As I mentioned earlier cults can be completely eradicated and the game mode still goes on. I was playing the HoS with a sec team on the ball and we deconverted everyone, and the round still went on. Unlike rev, where the round would end.

Not to mention cult de conversion is a recent addition.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:24 UTC+1 No.78662516 Report

Loyalty implants prevent people from becoming revolutionaries and cultists.

If someone is already a cultist the implant doesn't have an affect.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:24 UTC+1 No.78662531 Report

>Not to mention cult de conversion is a recent addition.
No it ain't
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:25 UTC+1 No.78662589 Report

No it would become
>did we find cult items on this guy or fingerprints on the rune?
>whelp guess we have to execute/permabrig him now

You realize being found an enemy of the corporation is a life sentence. That's how spacelaw works.

It is illegal to use loyalty implants on innocents.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:30 UTC+1 No.78663027 Report

>get perma'd
>try to escape
>get caught
>put in iso with clown
>switch identities
>scream bloody murder
>they drag me to the escape shuttle
>reveal identity, kill Warden, leave them for dead as the shuttle departs

based bryce
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:30 UTC+1 No.78663081 Report

>implying anyone gives a shit about spacelaw and wont just murder you on the spot
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:30 UTC+1 No.78663097 Report

I guess to someone playing for 3 months it isn't but it was not always in.

Well I couldn't find the exact date but here's something dated
September 2013 where cult deconversions were not in.


>did we find cult items on this guy or fingerprints on the rune?
>whelp guess we have to execute/permabrig him now
Yep that's a trade off for not being able to meta game who a cultist is by arresting random people, restraining them, and feeding them water.
>It is illegal to use loyalty implants on innocents.
Holy shit who cares? Like is this a server rule or some dumb space law shit? Where did you even get this: It's illegal to use loyalty implants on innocents? You sound like you're pulling crap outta ya ass.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:32 UTC+1 No.78663223 Report

Actually you should read that entire thread, as people basically predicted what would happen.


You can blame /tg/ coders for cult deconversion being in the game.

I know it must shock you new folks.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:33 UTC+1 No.78663274 Report

>Please disable adblock to see the full message
Is this some sort of troll site?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:33 UTC+1 No.78663305 Report

It's also in Space Law books in the game

Implanting the suspected with these type of implants will prevent them from becoming 2 types of enemies of the corporation when trying to be converted: revolutionaries and cultists. However, head revolutionaries will resist this implant and thus won't be deconverted. In addition, these implants can't deconvert cultists as the help of a Chaplain is required for this. Implanted people show up as having a green square about their head when using HUDSunglasses. When there are confirmed revolutionaries or cultists aboard the station it is NOT allowed or required to implant innocents with this, however this is mandatory for any employees that are promoted to Security. The station starts with 5 of these in the Warden's office and more can be ordered from Cargo. All security staff, IAAs and the Captain start with this implant.

These are the rules security has to play by.

Also if you couldn't deconvert people it would be annoying for players to have to watch the rest of the round as slowly everyone on the station is converted and then executed until only security remains.
Banisher 08/31/14(Sun)04:33 UTC+1 No.78663338 Report

Sorry again to the chemist I panic-killed.
Sec-band was getting flooded with shouting about plainclothes nukeops because of that FUCKING janitor, and when you rushed at me holding that signaler, I panicked.

Told the Warden to save you with my dying breath, but they cared more about taking my corpse to the brig to reclaim the hardsuit.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:34 UTC+1 No.78663404 Report

to be honest the game mode is good, but i think the shift needs to be even longer before the actual meteors start. that way they can be stronger + departments can possibly have things ready to fight them.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:35 UTC+1 No.78663467 Report

"Panic killed"
More like MUH VALIDS
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:35 UTC+1 No.78663470 Report

>be ops
>eat some syndicakes
>dude takes us to telecomms for some reason
>become fat and lose my clothes
>run around forever trying to get unfat
>other ops getting wrekt at station
>fuck it lets go naked
>lag lag lag
>kill some dudes in maint
>lag some more
>steal a hardsuit
>lag crashes my game
>break into shuttle

I didn't see the round delayed message so I'm guessing lag is preventing round restart? Coulda been lost in the endgame spam though.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:36 UTC+1 No.78663538 Report

It's /tg/stations forums.
That's someones signature.
>Space Law

Please stop. Space Law is absolutely retarded with no relevance in game. Stop citing it. Stop just stop, it shows you have no clue what you are talking about.

Security doesn't care about space law.
Admins don't care about space law.

Space law is there to set a minor guideline for brig times for minor crimes. That's it. The rest is garbage.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:36 UTC+1 No.78663597 Report

>tripfagging apology
Let me guess, you got a bannu?
Try harder, faggot
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:37 UTC+1 No.78663612 Report

Really? But it's on every message and cuts them all short.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:37 UTC+1 No.78663674 Report

who would staple such a cute girl's face
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:38 UTC+1 No.78663712 Report

That's a load of bullshit.

Otherwise we definitely need to ask an admin if in a cult ride security can just go systematically implant every member of the crew during a cult round
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:39 UTC+1 No.78663843 Report

You didn't even know what the fuck spacelaw was one post ago. How the flying FUCK do you know if its used or not?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:40 UTC+1 No.78663854 Report

I'd fuck it
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:41 UTC+1 No.78663939 Report

>apologizing in the thread with a tripcode on
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:41 UTC+1 No.78663981 Report

>You didn't even know what the fuck spacelaw was one post ago.
How do you figure?

This is not what we are talking about though! We are talking about cult deconversions and why they are stupid and reduce the round to metagaming security and extended 2.0.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:42 UTC+1 No.78664076 Report

Should have saved one bomb at ops, could have rekt the captain in R&D
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:43 UTC+1 No.78664191 Report


>get rid of decult
>Sec now kills everyone even suspected of cult

Sure is improvement huh
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:44 UTC+1 No.78664193 Report

It wasn't the captain, it was the chief medical officer.
I just wanted to call the shuttle, I never asked for any of this.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:44 UTC+1 No.78664214 Report

Yep you're right. I don't know what's up with those freaks.

Oh well. Point is it's not always been this way. It was another way before and the other way was better.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:45 UTC+1 No.78664307 Report

connection failed?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:45 UTC+1 No.78664313 Report

Can we all agree that cult is a really good idea that's not implemented well because of the clunky nature of Byond?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:45 UTC+1 No.78664328 Report

Removing cult deconversions causes security to have literally no way to stop cult except to murder or permabrig suspects.

>loyalty implants will never be able to be deployed due to space law
>as cult grows security will just have to slowly kill off every non-sec member
>cult either summons and wins or every non-sec is killed

Great game mode you've created
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:45 UTC+1 No.78664331 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:46 UTC+1 No.78664395 Report

Then they get banned.

You can't kill someone unless they are a confirmed antagonist. If you are a confirmed antagonist you are valid to kill.

If you are a good cultist you will not get caught.
Well that's under the no deconversion rule.

Under the deconversion rule you're shot by a security cyborg, cuffed, dragged to the brig, force fed holy water and then implanted.

>Get rid of de-traitor
>Sec now kills everyone suspected of traitor

That's how silly you sound.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:46 UTC+1 No.78664440 Report


I vote the players are too shit headed to just have fun being spessmen and ruin anything.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:46 UTC+1 No.78664448 Report

i think they're updating the serber, herdeth finished the PDA painters
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:46 UTC+1 No.78664458 Report

Okay guess it's an update then.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:47 UTC+1 No.78664465 Report

>connection failed
Is Pomf updating or something?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:47 UTC+1 No.78664474 Report

What the heck? This isn't mine.
And even if someone had a huge history of ban evasion why would it only earn a 1 minute ban?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:47 UTC+1 No.78664513 Report

how do i search pockets/take off clothes?

this is the last step i need to know before i become a shitcurity recruit. i've never stolen anything from someones body so i wouldnt know.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:48 UTC+1 No.78664558 Report

>Removing cult deconversions causes security to have literally no way to stop cult except to murder or permabrig suspects.
Yes all as it should be. Just like any other antagonist. That or they can get borged just like before deconversions were in.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:48 UTC+1 No.78664580 Report

It happens sometimes when restarting a server. Just wait it out or retry.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:48 UTC+1 No.78664582 Report

Everyone gets this for some reason.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:48 UTC+1 No.78664584 Report

i think it's a joke, homes. you got punked.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:48 UTC+1 No.78664603 Report

It happens randomly when reconnecting for some reason, just try to reconnect again and it should be fine.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:48 UTC+1 No.78664612 Report


>cult can now convert with flashes


10/10: IGN
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:49 UTC+1 No.78664659 Report

Removing deconversion makes cult mode even more dangerous for security and makes the cult even more powerful needlessly. Security has a hard time handling regular shitters during these rounds interfering, see IED guy and the other 4 fucks like that from the most recent round.

The difference between traitor and cult is that there are only a few traitors and they DON'T increase if you don't stop them. A cult grows and grows. You have no choice but to kill suspects.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:49 UTC+1 No.78664682 Report

So cultists are revs, but better
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:49 UTC+1 No.78664710 Report

>to reclaim the hardsuit
I was trying to save you, and you succumbed, you shit. We have medical equipment AT the brig. I went back for the chemist, but he was gone.

>be warden
>Bryce Phillips greytiding during nuke ops
>keeps trying to get in, demanding the AI let him into the brig
>eventually just runs in when he gets the chance
>HoS and I search him
>3 flashes and the surgical tools from robotics
>whatever, we take the shit back and throw him into the lobby
>runs back inside, attacks the HoS, tries to steal his e.gun and gets perma'd
>he tries breaking out of perma, preparing to just toss him in iso
>finally get confirmation on the nuke ops
>people screaming about syndies on comms
>let him loose in the lobby because of extenuating circumstances
>he runs in, starts grabbing shit from unsecured sec lockers, and tries stunning all the sec officers
>clown rushes in and starts punching me
>stun them both, leave them both in iso at clown's request
>go back when shuttle arrives to escort them to the pod as my job entails
>get back to the clown screaming, "HE SWITCHED IDENTITIES"
>try to get on the pod, and he's beating someone to death with a stun baton, and shoves me off before it launches
>stranded on depressurized station with no breathable air
>clown and I suffocate
What a fucking shitter. Never once harmbatonned, never once laid a finger on him, and this is what I got for it.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:50 UTC+1 No.78664720 Report

Drag other person's spaceman to yours. Click an item to attempt to take it off.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:50 UTC+1 No.78664770 Report

>test serb is also down
oh god, now I have to play with people that aren't on /vg/
this is terrible...
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:51 UTC+1 No.78664810 Report


Click there Sprite.
Hold and drag to your sprite.
A box will appear.
Click the name of the item you want to take and or remove.
(For more fun, Any item you are holding you can make someone wear. So if you want to dress them as a pretty little girl hold a dress and do what I just said,)
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:51 UTC+1 No.78664812 Report

Cultists are exactly like revs, the problem with revs is that it happens too quickly. Recruiting half the crew in 5 minutes and giving themselves away instantly.

Rev is a worse form of cultists yeah.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:51 UTC+1 No.78664842 Report

So can someone explain what the hell was up with that janitor?
Trying to break into places, trying/succeeding at spacing IDs, just being an overall dick.
And it was Nuke-ops so he wasn't an antag.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:51 UTC+1 No.78664854 Report

To be fair summoning nar-sie and calling the shuttle to win is a much better win condition than spend 20 minutes finding the hiding head: the game
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:51 UTC+1 No.78664864 Report

Did you AHELP?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:52 UTC+1 No.78664932 Report

You guys seem helpful, could you solve this for me.

How do you work with handcuffs, putting them onto other players and taking them off of yourself?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:52 UTC+1 No.78664950 Report

Hell yes.

I didn't even care about his annoying greytiding until he prevented us from escaping and killed a guy.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:53 UTC+1 No.78664993 Report

Click on other players with them in your active hand
Click Resist to get them off yourself
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:53 UTC+1 No.78665001 Report

To put them onto other players just hold the handcuffs in hand and click on them
To get them off yourself, go into object or IC menu (can't remember), click Resist and hold still
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:53 UTC+1 No.78665032 Report

Fun times on Bay.
Engiborg killed more people than recent nookops by accidentally opening up doors that had hot air behind them.
Total of 13 deaths.

I just had to start mopping.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:53 UTC+1 No.78665047 Report

Its up now.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:54 UTC+1 No.78665063 Report

Fuck off, you decided to push me and let that bird stab me. You had it coming.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:54 UTC+1 No.78665082 Report

sometimes you just need to take space law into your own hands
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:54 UTC+1 No.78665101 Report

le tricky "server up" maymay :^)
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:54 UTC+1 No.78665124 Report

Serb ded?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:54 UTC+1 No.78665128 Report

Heredth 08/31/14(Sun)04:55 UTC+1 No.78665152 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:55 UTC+1 No.78665192 Report

It actually is you fuck.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:56 UTC+1 No.78665228 Report

How does nukeops on bay even work?
I mean considering its not very RP intensive to be an OPERATOR, id imagine they win 95%+ of the time while the crew stutters and gets shot because they are "paralyzed by fear"
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:56 UTC+1 No.78665241 Report

And you were trying to break into QM's office and being a shitter to the people just trying to do their jobs.
So no, you had it fucking coming.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:56 UTC+1 No.78665253 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:56 UTC+1 No.78665256 Report

It isn't though
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:56 UTC+1 No.78665272 Report

I AM the IED guy. I am also speaking from the perspective of a regular player and security player. The cult is ridiculously easy to handle if you are competent. As I said, we had completely annihilated the cult to the point there were no members left all because of deconversion.

>Removing deconversion makes cult mode even more dangerous for security and makes the cult even more powerful needlessly
Good. Add in an actual 2nd objective each time too.

Look you don't have the proper perspective. You have not been playing this game for 3 years. You have not seen both sides of the fence. You are living in your own narrow world assuming how things are going to go when I KNOW for a fact how things go.

Tell me what is your solution for this?

>Security cyborgs prowling the station
>Bringing cuffed crew members to the brig for a forced holy water bath
>Implanting them all

How are cultists supposed to remain stealthy and do their jobs? Tell me how you as a cultist player are meant to avoid being found out?

Under the old way you
>Do cult things where nobody can see you
>Be sneaky.

What about under the current way?
There is no solution. That is how every cult round is going to go. That or the cultists win by a landslide.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:57 UTC+1 No.78665321 Report

I laughed.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:57 UTC+1 No.78665335 Report

you gonna get banned homie
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:57 UTC+1 No.78665368 Report

>I am the IED guy

Opinion fucking invalidated
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:58 UTC+1 No.78665391 Report

You let a bird stab a person to death for breaking a window. What are you still sore about? You killed me even though I could and didn't kill you. Ease that butthurt.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:58 UTC+1 No.78665423 Report

You laugh, but I'm pretty sure that's what bay actually encourages.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:58 UTC+1 No.78665436 Report

Way to ignore a huge 1500 character post.
Congratulations on having no argument.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:58 UTC+1 No.78665450 Report

borgs need to get an actual popup anytime they try to open doors with warnings on them /airlocks specifically stating "this may cause human harm if you open this door"
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:58 UTC+1 No.78665468 Report

How can you play that gay shit?

Bay is literally the WORST community ever to have existed. They're comprised of homosexual fur people who do nothing but meta game and circle jerk.

Also found out that some of their admins are under 18. Un fucking believable.
Im talking about 14-15 year old faggot furries. I
magine that kind of cancer.

No thanks.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:58 UTC+1 No.78665469 Report

I don't really know.
I just hide out until something happens because I'm unrobust. The last time, everyone made it onto the shuttle before the bomb exploded.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:59 UTC+1 No.78665530 Report

I don't think nukeops actually HAS to nuke the station on bay, it's more like their normal tater, only in a group and a spaceship.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)04:59 UTC+1 No.78665534 Report

You are the kind of person who attacks security members with IEDs during a cult round.

You clearly have a warped fucking perspective on the game as a whole.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:00 UTC+1 No.78665568 Report


If you want to put them on just click on the person like they are a weapon.

Like they said, If you want to remove them its the same as cloths.

Also if you are looking to restrain the Straight jacket counts as an exosuit. Unlike cuffs you can't click the person you have to put it on. So do the same thing like removing cloths except this time when you try to remove there exo it will replace it with the jacket.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:00 UTC+1 No.78665569 Report

It is. You missed out on the brave catbeast characters that can powergame against the Nuke Ops because of their furry powers. ahelp if your mary sue gets killed
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:00 UTC+1 No.78665570 Report

>I have no argument
come on dude you owe him something for typing that all up.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:01 UTC+1 No.78665695 Report

Look you don't have the proper perspective. You have not been playing this game for 3 years. You have not seen both sides of the fence. You are living in your own narrow world assuming how things are going to go when I KNOW for a fact how things go.

Tell me what is your solution for this?

>Security cyborgs prowling the station
>Bringing cuffed crew members to the brig for a forced holy water bath
>Implanting them all

How are cultists supposed to remain stealthy and do their jobs? Tell me how you as a cultist player are meant to avoid being found out?

Under the old way you
>Do cult things where nobody can see you
>Be sneaky.

What about under the current way?
There is no solution. That is how every cult round is going to go. That or the cultists win by a landslide.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:02 UTC+1 No.78665724 Report

What are you gonna do, ban me?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:02 UTC+1 No.78665731 Report

>tfw i'm using a lenovo t400, which is hanging from this guy's dick
>Through extra sensory perception, I may or may not by typing messages to his brain through via wifi to reach his brain through his dick
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:02 UTC+1 No.78665797 Report


yeah i am

>still using a thinkpad

what the fuck?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:03 UTC+1 No.78665815 Report


>conversion can be imbued into a talisman, works exactly like flashing in rev
>administering holy water to a cultist causes a nukeops *deathgasp, throwing whoever administered it into crit

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:03 UTC+1 No.78665842 Report

How heavy is it?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:03 UTC+1 No.78665883 Report

how do i manufacture an IED?
Heredth 08/31/14(Sun)05:04 UTC+1 No.78665949 Report

>Best round
For cultists.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:04 UTC+1 No.78665973 Report

The only change needed to cult is to get rid of:
>Free objective
>Convert 5 members to cult (perhaps bump this up depending on how many people are in the round)

There I fixed your game mode. I would like some applause and a check please.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:05 UTC+1 No.78666014 Report

Take a can of soda, put an igniter in it, click a welder fuel tank holding that igniter-soda can assembly finally add wires. click on ied to prime and throw, be careful tho that shit is a wild card it can explode in your hand.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:05 UTC+1 No.78666019 Report

No, Heredth.
For you.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:05 UTC+1 No.78666032 Report

Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:05 UTC+1 No.78666046 Report

someone flashed a talisman at me a couple rounds ago and nothing happened

what was he trying to do, he was cult but, what does it do?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:06 UTC+1 No.78666076 Report

Really the holy water thing seems perfectly reasonable
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:06 UTC+1 No.78666078 Report


>Nar'Sie flasher
>DeathGasping Shades
>Special ops cultists in cult shuttle
>setting off Cult ops
>using their Tome pointers to reach the Jektaa disk
>during a Veri Ego shower

Behold the newest game mode.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:06 UTC+1 No.78666136 Report

>to death
You weren't dead, and he tried drag you to medbay
And you stripped me of everything and did who knows what with my ID.

And the only reason you didn't kill me was I killed you first, don't even act like you weren't going to try. I was just going to push you over and try to get my ID back if you still had it, you were the one that brought out and smashed the bottle over my head first.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:07 UTC+1 No.78666165 Report


Can we add superstar to jukebox? Im could chill out and make bombs or robots to this regularly.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:07 UTC+1 No.78666202 Report

Is there ANY music that Wigglebot.gif doesn't go with?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:07 UTC+1 No.78666203 Report

-Post from man who was banned
Heredth 08/31/14(Sun)05:07 UTC+1 No.78666206 Report


You think posting that makes you think you're a big guy.

I bet if I took that computer away from you, it would be extremely painful for you[/spoiler
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:08 UTC+1 No.78666238 Report

Heredth, please go.
I can't think of a single person that likes you.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:08 UTC+1 No.78666270 Report

>Be bartender on bay
>Round is pretty slow even by bay standards
>Refuse to serve catbeasts because of their shedding under the argument that "if we cant smoke in the bar because of some science nerds allergies then I wont be serving anyone that spreads dander all over the place"
>Cargo sets me up with some lethal shells for my shotgun in case any catbeasts get too rowdy
>Catbeast tator buys a revolver and bursts into the bar firing around to cause a fuss
>"Not today motherfucker"
>Blow him away with my shotgun
>While he's bleeding out on the floor I scoop up his revolver, put one in each leg and flush him down the disposal
>Three bwoinks from yiffy faggot admins, one from a guy telling me not to worry because I didnt step out of line or out of character
>Nothing ever happens to me
>Awarded NanoTrasen Medal of Heroism for stopping a mass shooting
>OOC erupts into a liberal gungrabber vs conservative doomsday prepper argument that gets muted after like half an hour
>Still swing by every now and again to test wizard gimmicks and such

It's not all bad. The circlejerking is a bit much but thats why I toggle OOC.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:08 UTC+1 No.78666281 Report

I know one.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:09 UTC+1 No.78666325 Report

I like heredth
Heredth 08/31/14(Sun)05:09 UTC+1 No.78666343 Report

say that 2 me in ooc and not in the thread i kno u wont bithc
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:09 UTC+1 No.78666378 Report

Put your trip back on, Heredth
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:10 UTC+1 No.78666396 Report

Server's up.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:10 UTC+1 No.78666404 Report

but anon
i like heredth
we had a chat on the rizon, he helped me with my spriting
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:10 UTC+1 No.78666409 Report

B-but, I like Heredth...
Even if his ideas are fucking wack. Seriously, think about that shit man.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:10 UTC+1 No.78666413 Report

serber up
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:10 UTC+1 No.78666415 Report

Heredeth if you put my hair sprites in I will be your friend.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:10 UTC+1 No.78666449 Report

>New Cult Gamemode
>all words and runes known at round start
>each cultist has a point system like vampires
>runes cost points
>need to convert people or sacrifice for points
>each extra cultist around the rune lowers the cost by half

-No need for boring research
-Encourages conversions instead of murderbone
-Encourages teamwork
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:11 UTC+1 No.78666547 Report

I'm in college debt and its old, give me a break.

maybe like 5 or 6 pounds? I don't have a scale around me and if I move this shit around too much, the netcard will unset and I'll lose my wifi.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:12 UTC+1 No.78666582 Report


If you saw your screen flash and were on the ground you got stun talismaned. If not he was probably trying to melt you into a shade but fucked up.
N3X15 08/31/14(Sun)05:13 UTC+1 No.78666634 Report

On it.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:13 UTC+1 No.78666637 Report

What do I need to change in order to change Mindbreaker back into LSD? Is it as simple as looking it up in reagents and changing the names there, or do I need to dig deeper into spaghetticode for containers and shit?
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:13 UTC+1 No.78666643 Report

Shit taste

Honestly the jukebox needs a rap selection. When I say rap selection, I mean the good shit. MF Doom, Jonwayne, Wu Tang, Mos Def, Three 6 Mafia, Denzel Curry Tupac etc etc etc.

Throw some trap music in there like Chief Keef, Juicy J, Danny Brown.

And for godssake, update the other selections. Most of it is gay ass video game music when it could be something much better.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:13 UTC+1 No.78666705 Report

Please come back, man.
I really miss you.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:13 UTC+1 No.78666719 Report

pick any song by Godspeed You! Black Emperor

you cant wiggle to those, theyre too slow. and they dont sleep on the beach anymore.
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:14 UTC+1 No.78666768 Report

Yeah we saw how that ended up. He dragged me only to put me to crit on the way. You don't even know what happened there, that nigger wasted 5 minutes of my time all while i was being nice to him. When he assholed me i broke his window he got out and started to hit me. Also I didn't even space your ID i was hoping you'd stop if i went to airlocks, i'd give it back if you asked but no you had to disarm spam again. I broke a bottle over your head to stop you, but you decided to go all ape on me. You stabbed me to death while i didn't touch you a single time. I was hoping that you'd stop going ape on me but you did not.

To summarize: You let me get stabbed to crit for an occasion you had no information about. I got angry with you took your ID, broke a bottle over your head when you decided to disarm spam me again and stabbed me to death while I did absolutely nothing to harm you.
Heredth 08/31/14(Sun)05:14 UTC+1 No.78666798 Report

But anon,
mindbreaker is lsd
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:15 UTC+1 No.78666821 Report

I think you mean Fiskap

JJ is really the only cool admin though. The rest are shitters.
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