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Spessmen on a Spess Station-/ss13/ Space Station 13 General Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)07:52 UTC+1 No.78443687 Report

Space Station 13 General

Robomeido edition

Previously On /ss13/:
>Something something something shitters
>Something something something shitposting
>Something something someone quit

What is Space Station 13?
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA

>NEW PLAYER GUIDE: http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/index.php/Starter_guide (Keep in mind this tells you to connect to the /tg/ server. Most of the thread is on the /vg/ server)

>/vg/station 13
Serber: byond://ss13.undo.it:7777 or byond://198.245.63.50:7777
Test serber: byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336 -- Test shit here

IRC: irc.rizon.net #vgstation

http://ss13.nexisonline.net/wiki/
http://vg13.undo.it/forum/
http://vg13.undo.it/forum/viewforum.php?f=12 (ban appeals)
http://vg13.undo.it/forum/viewforum.php?f=11 (ban requests)
http://vg13.undo.it/logs/ (SERVER LOGS)
http://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/
http://bugs.nexisonline.net/projects/vgstation13

>/tg/station 13
(Sibyl (US)) byond://game.ss13.eu:1337
(Basil (US)) byond://game.ss13.eu:2337
(Artyom (US)) byond://game.ss13.eu:3337

http://www.coderbus.com/wiki/Main_Page
http://www.coderbus.com/

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)07:55 UTC+1 No.78443917 Report

rest in peace noogle boogle
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)07:57 UTC+1 No.78444064 Report

Never forget 28/08/1827
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)07:59 UTC+1 No.78444189 Report

Third for I want to make tender love to that cyborg.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:00 UTC+1 No.78444223 Report

>>78444064
wat?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:00 UTC+1 No.78444234 Report

i want to get my dick sucked by a VOX

i dont care that its a beak
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:04 UTC+1 No.78444505 Report

>extended
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:05 UTC+1 No.78444541 Report

>>78444064
I feel like I missed something.
Explanation?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:05 UTC+1 No.78444545 Report

playing security is like trying to wrangle up a bunch of retarded 5 year olds, and explaining to them why they were arrested is like trying to explain to a 5 year old why he was timed out.

after awhile i just stop caring, and beat people and arrest them and dont even listen to what they have to say

please fucking play security before you eve EVER talk shit to one of them
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:05 UTC+1 No.78444547 Report

>>78444505
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:06 UTC+1 No.78444637 Report

>>78444541
Station was kill in 5 minutes flat

Rest of shift was Foxy AI and borg pizza party until malf victory
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:06 UTC+1 No.78444641 Report

>>78444505
>tfw extended
>tfw all the murder, attempted murder, and psuedo antagging
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:09 UTC+1 No.78444857 Report

>>78444505
>Le extended faece
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:15 UTC+1 No.78445232 Report

>>78444637
Damn it, I wish I had been there as IT'S ME the MoMMI
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:19 UTC+1 No.78445526 Report

>>78444545
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:23 UTC+1 No.78445751 Report

Oi, I was right there man. Didn't have anything to ask me at all about it?
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Ragnasal 08/29/14(Fri)08:24 UTC+1 No.78445856 Report

>>78445751
That was for the last round.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:31 UTC+1 No.78446236 Report

>>78445856
I was shot at 9 times, hit 6, and bleeding from said shots.

>Victor Donkin says, "Annoying"
>Victor Donkin says, "Stay the fuck down"

I didn't have stun gloves, and he had sunglasses on. I didn't gib him and I dropped him in medbay for attempted murder. The only remotely significant structural damage was the cable to the apc being broken and someone had fixed that by the time I got there. The borg was happy to stand by as I was getting shot not that it could do anything since we were both flash immune.

>Le Tricky Trickster [145.9] says, "i think i'm gonna drain the power from engineering and release the singulo."
The shuttle kerfuffle was poorly handled but none gibbed.


Nothing from the entire shebang warrants asking me a single thing about it?
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Ragnasal 08/29/14(Fri)08:33 UTC+1 No.78446331 Report

>>78446236
Come back into the game and talk about it, gimme a minute.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:44 UTC+1 No.78446963 Report

>>78444857
The round was comfy as fuck spent all my time coming up with cool chemistry shit
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:47 UTC+1 No.78447141 Report

>people who wordlessly run into medbay and actively make it their mission to run circles around the doctors who try to pda scan them
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)08:52 UTC+1 No.78447434 Report

>>78447141
>"Fine, do it yourself."
>They grab a handful of pills and never bother you again
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:17 UTC+1 No.78448858 Report

>Late night testing stuff on single player modo
>Bike horn.ogg
>Players:1
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:28 UTC+1 No.78449472 Report

>>78448858
>Local compile
>Testing Chemicals on humanized monkeys
>Turn them all into the same person at once
>Killing them off one by one
>Lights start to go out
>Chemmaster stops working
>Thinking of just boozing them all to death
>See one of my humans outside of genetics
>Think nothing of it
>Go to genetics
>2 bodies Husked
>Alt+F4
>Sell haunted laptop to a nigger and never play spessmen again
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:30 UTC+1 No.78449597 Report

>>78448858
That is serious spooks man, do you have a guide on how to set up server
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:31 UTC+1 No.78449641 Report

>>78449597
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:42 UTC+1 No.78450254 Report

>>78447141

Here's the story of Medical for actually good players :

>Start up as Medical Doctor or CMO, expecting everything to be better than last round
>Spend the first minutes of the round doing menial checks, setting up Cryo waiting for the Chemist to make a Cryo Mix and gearing myself up (buttoning coat, suit sensors, medical belt with Inaprov, Anti-Tox, Charcoal and Spacea, fancy Ushanka because why not, etc)
>Set up the THREE different Medical Records computer to put them on list mode so that I can consult them on a moment's notice, notably to know blood type
>Know full well that's there's four types of Chemist. The one that makes one Alky bottle and five Tricord pills and then goes AWOL, the one that is too busy making an ultra-complex heal everything mix/cryomix that will never really be useful (Inaprovaline, done) or finished in time to make ACTUAL medicine, one that makes epin creatine/lube/polyacid/LSD mix pills and will ahelp me to oblivion when I finally dunk him into the disposal unit for the sake of everyone, and finally the one that just doesn't fucking know what's going on
>Know that if I am a CMO, I need to step in immediately and make those meds unless I walk up to the Chem Fridge 10 minutes in and see a healthy assortment of meds already stocked
>Know full well that the Geneticists will be too busy finding powers to griff to matter and know I'll have to act as the doorman as CMO or break in as quickly as possible as MD when justified
>Know full well that there's only two types of Virologists. The ones that are signed up as such at roundstart and want to be comfy, research viruses or want to learn, and the MDs that improvise themselves as one and are 95 % guaranteed to be antags or griffons. If later, make sure to get the name when a viral outbreak magically appears 5 minutes in

(Cont.)
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:44 UTC+1 No.78450345 Report

>>78449472

this is some spooky shit
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:45 UTC+1 No.78450416 Report

>>78450254

>Know full well that as CMO I will be expected to fix up viral outbreaks, even as the Chemist will NEVER consider making Spaceacilin, the two thirds of the infected personnel will go into hiding and that odds are the Traitor is still in Viro and will total me when I step in (no-one will know because NO-ONE else will go to make a fucking cure)
>Tired of the faggots that just drag injured people straight to Cryo, or worse fucking cloning, without considering the fact I'm idle and ready to help and sometimes go as far as to wrestle with me to make damn sure I don't start treating the person correctly
>Know that ALL the defibs will be gone when they are needed, and that RD is a lost cause for that matter
>Know full well that a chloral hypo is not powergaming but required provisions to deal with the impatient shits who think it's time to loot everything and shove everyone into walls because they have an ass burn and need help quickly, often massively over-diagnosing their damage and emptying entire health kits
>Know full well that if I start doing Surgery I'm never stopping, still do it because it insulates me from the shitlery
>Know full well that if the shuttle has been called (which it always be when my job starts, stop giving the antags their taxi) I will need to deal with a crowd of niggers loitering in Medbay when they have shit to do here, hoping that if they get spontaneous hemorrhoids we'll be here
>Know full well that I'll be copiously insulted for the "lack of results" despite every single person in Medbay working at top capacity to fix patients in the 8-9 minutes we have
>Know full well that I should recall on notice to give myself time to finish or 5u Chloral/15u Sleep Tox and disposal greytiding fucks, thick motherfuckers and incompetent MDs that still insist on overruling me (or worse, bad CMOs that overrule/"fire" me) when it's clear they won't stop
>Still don't do it because muh drama and bannus

Play Medbay 10 rounds before whining about it
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:46 UTC+1 No.78450438 Report

>>78449641
What kind of load does it take up?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:46 UTC+1 No.78450460 Report

>>78449641
That's some nice info, thanks anon
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:47 UTC+1 No.78450485 Report

>>78450438
It's easy as piss
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N3X15 08/29/14(Fri)09:49 UTC+1 No.78450612 Report

>>78449472
Reminds me of the time I was dicking around on single-player Space Engineers and suddenly, one of my turrets shows up on my HUD as "YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE GIGA NIGGER" or something
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:53 UTC+1 No.78450784 Report

>>78450612
All this shit talking about single player experiences reminds me of the whole Halo "Ghosts" thing supposedly brought about by severe lag/large processing usage.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:53 UTC+1 No.78450809 Report

>Die early on the the round
>shit goes down, go AFK
>come back and hear loud Arabic music
>Space-ISIS incursion
>look at medbay
>Motherfuckin' Freddy Fazbjorn turning it into a fortress
>ghost him because why not, he's been decent the past few times I've run into him
>he has chloral despite being ass-shattered over Bob Dylan chloraling him
>barricades the fuck out of arrivals
>ISIS arrives and immediately gets shot at by half the fucking crew
>Freddy chloral-eyedroppers MUHAMMAD and shoots his head off with his own gun
>Muhammad immediately begins bitching in deadchat

You weren't reddy 4 Freddy
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)10:37 UTC+1 No.78452879 Report

Tinfoil hats when?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)10:51 UTC+1 No.78453537 Report

>>78452879
Sprites where?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)10:57 UTC+1 No.78453801 Report

>Test serbia down
>Can't test all the cool shit I just thought

How the hell do I do a private server?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)11:00 UTC+1 No.78454006 Report

>>78453801
See
>>78449641
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)11:12 UTC+1 No.78454667 Report

>man systematically kills every person on the station
>objective was just to steal an RCD
>station pop drops dramatically
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)11:13 UTC+1 No.78454704 Report

>>78454667
were you freddy?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)11:14 UTC+1 No.78454753 Report

>>78454667
got to N2O flood and shut off APC's. Wasn't all bad
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)11:18 UTC+1 No.78454979 Report

>>78454704
No, I was.
I got killed by the Roboticist after giving him my fucking passphrase and promising to work with him.

I vented my anger by killing the fuck out of everyone I saw with a meat cleaver and doors.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)11:36 UTC+1 No.78455928 Report

>>78454667

I don't see anything wrong with that.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)11:49 UTC+1 No.78456575 Report

>>78454667
If anything, the borgs that brought their killed before husking them needed to get their shit slapped.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)12:38 UTC+1 No.78459147 Report

is beyond for "freebsd" supposed to be the mac version?
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N3X15 08/29/14(Fri)12:44 UTC+1 No.78459498 Report

>>78459147
FreeBSD is an operating system.

It's as close to Mac OSX as a bear is to a pineapple.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)12:45 UTC+1 No.78459592 Report

>>78459498
1)yes i know that
2)osx is bsd
3)...
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)12:45 UTC+1 No.78459617 Report

>>78459498
>It's as close to Mac OSX as a bear is to a pineapple.
Stop. It's like comparing a cat to a dog.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)12:46 UTC+1 No.78459632 Report

>>78459498
How can I play ss13 on my 3DS?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)12:49 UTC+1 No.78459817 Report

>>78459632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4-pYc0pfr4
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)12:52 UTC+1 No.78460026 Report

Jacon Palmer a shitcurity
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)12:55 UTC+1 No.78460285 Report

>>78460026
IC OOC CLUWNE HE
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)12:59 UTC+1 No.78460478 Report

Sweet mother of fuck, this fucking defib bug
I don't care if this is ick ock, there are like six dead and headless people gasping and unclonable

who the fuck touched the defib code
ban them from editing anything ever
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:02 UTC+1 No.78460742 Report

>>78460478

Nothing has been technically changed, only explanation is that the defib causes a health update which means the problem is on the damage system's side
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:11 UTC+1 No.78461302 Report

>>78460026
woah bro who were you?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:11 UTC+1 No.78461303 Report

>defib five people because fuck cloning
>fuck them up
Ooooy weeeey
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:13 UTC+1 No.78461395 Report

>>78461302
He's rebell randy obviously
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:14 UTC+1 No.78461494 Report

HE WALKS AMONG US UNSEEN. HE HIS THE PILLOW THAT SMOTHERS EVIL. IT IS HE WHO CLUCKS IN THE NIGHT.

STEALTHPOMF IS AMONG US!.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:16 UTC+1 No.78461591 Report

>>78460742
The SS13 code is beyond retarded. Anything pertaining to medical/health even more so.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:16 UTC+1 No.78461616 Report

That was a dope extended round. I got the pirate ship early on and flew it to the DJ station. Welded the entrance and chilled the fuck out.

All that hallway music you heard was from this nigga.

Also smoking weed enhances the spessman feel. Had one of the best round ever just chillin by myself.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:19 UTC+1 No.78461767 Report

>>78460478
"OOC: EvenSpeedwagon: My body had 2000+ damage, no head, was gasping for air, AND GIVING ME FUCKING PAIN MESSAGES WHILE I WAS A GHOST"

LOCAL CODER RUINS EVERYTHING
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:22 UTC+1 No.78461951 Report

Just remove coderbus already
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:23 UTC+1 No.78462014 Report

>>78461951
Gitgud and contribute instead of griff420erryday and bitching. Hell, just make bug reports. But no, you wont. You'll just shitpost because that's easy.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:24 UTC+1 No.78462024 Report

>>78461767
>>78460478
Defib code was last changed 2 months ago. Sometimes shit happens that breaks things in unexpected ways.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:26 UTC+1 No.78462147 Report

>Be CE
>Have literally the most competent engineering dream team a CE could ever ask for
>Set up super matter with a team of two engineers
>Atmos tech finishes up atmos and gets started with bomb autism
>Two engineers set up a fucking mini research department in engineering
>I super charge some ACs and ready them in the hallway
>Bolt open chemistry for the paramedic, who was our only medical personnel
>All is good
>Hear of spiders in viro
>Atmos tech wants to blow it up with a few bombs
>I decide this is a good idea if it's a fuck ton of spiders
>Check viro with him
>Only see two spiders
>"We can take them."
>Head into the viro maint
>About to tell him to have a timer'd kill switch in case we both die
>Hear spider attacking something
>Panic at 20%
>Open the door as fast as possible and arm welder
>Only two spiders
>We both fight them, he has a fire axe.
>6 or 7 more spiders crawl out of the dark corner of the room
>PANIC 120%
>Try to run
>Get shrek'd immediately
>Whole station is eventually lost to spiders

>tfw we could have prevented it if I didn't value the station's structural integrity so much

Engineering last round made me fucking proud. Crazy Romayne... Stay crazy.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:29 UTC+1 No.78462353 Report

>>78462147

better off bombing it like crazy romayne ask

getting plasteel fix the walls would have been one trip to roid
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:36 UTC+1 No.78462830 Report

>>78461767
I got bored.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:39 UTC+1 No.78462938 Report

>>78462147
You're one of the great CE's that actually communicates and coordinates with us. Makes Eng feel like a real dept instead of 6 random psychopaths all silently doing their thing. Made it a real fun round to have a competent engineering that communicates.

I wouldn't have made a deadman timer anyway. Your bombs are your responsibility and if people get gibbed it's on you. Imagine if the guys that rescued responded quickly and got caught in the blast if I set the timer to 10 minutes or something. Or if it turns into a long scrap and goes off mid-fight

I'd have loved to have an admin disable the bombcap so I could have chucked a 14-17 dev bomb against the glass and vaporized the dept though.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)13:55 UTC+1 No.78463871 Report

>>78461591
You should take a look at R&D/Ninja code or say code.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)14:01 UTC+1 No.78464243 Report

>>78463871
R&D is alright. A bit spread out but eh. Ninja and say code are beyond retarded. I swear to god references to it are eveywhere. I mean fuck, There was one in the beaker code for just in case you splashed a ninja even.
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Not Pomf 08/29/14(Fri)14:33 UTC+1 No.78466276 Report

>>78450784
Fuck you nigger dont remind me of that.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)14:35 UTC+1 No.78466361 Report

>>78464243
>There was one in the beaker code for just in case you splashed a ninja even.
What the fuck?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)14:36 UTC+1 No.78466460 Report

>>78466361
//Safety for dumping stuff into a ninja suit. It handles everything through attackby() and this is unnecessary.
else if(istype(target, /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/space_ninja))
return
I've seen some shit son

>>78450784
>>78466276
Explain further? I just remember the ending of ghost in the shell and start crying.
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Not Pomf 08/29/14(Fri)14:38 UTC+1 No.78466556 Report

>>78466460
halo 2 had a bug where if the network conditions were proper somebody could join your xbox live custom game and not appear on the player list, and their everything would appear as default. stance, model, color, etc. They would glide around and be unkillable and you couldn't have known it was another player.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)14:38 UTC+1 No.78466565 Report

Do you guys ever play with /tg/ or is there some drama preventing that?
Since I think quite a lot /v/ lurks /tg/ so there'd be shared servers or something
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)14:40 UTC+1 No.78466685 Report

>>78466556
That's fucking horrifying
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)14:44 UTC+1 No.78466886 Report

>>78466685
It'd also say killed by the guardians if you were to be killed by them. Guardians being normally when a player dies from a kill wall or just something not by a player. The models didn't move as well so they could be facing you with the model looking away.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)14:44 UTC+1 No.78466935 Report

>>78466565
TG isn't /tg/. And it's not even half as popular as it used to be. Erorage killed it.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)14:45 UTC+1 No.78466964 Report

>>78450416
You're a huge fucking nerd. I'm going to slip you, honk you and steal your cat.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)14:58 UTC+1 No.78467884 Report

>>78466565
We would sooner die than play on tgstation
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:04 UTC+1 No.78468298 Report

>>78466935
>>78467884
My bad, the last time I tried this /v/ was still a single board and ss13 was just a /tg/ thing from what I remember.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:16 UTC+1 No.78469179 Report

>>78467884
>busta as obama
>kingston wearing the trenchcoat

why'd we free kingston again
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:19 UTC+1 No.78469335 Report

>>78469179
>why'd we free kingston again
We didn't, you faggot
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:27 UTC+1 No.78469892 Report

>>78469335
>tfw garrysmos will never be freed in your lifetime
>tfw you'll never keep the station safe with Vulgaris ever again
>tfw sometimes you can't sleep at night because you know you were part of the group that got his final permaban
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:28 UTC+1 No.78469970 Report

>>78469892
Vulgaris was garbage.
Only good thing was he was effective, but only because he was shitcurity times 10.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:30 UTC+1 No.78470106 Report

>>78469892
>tfw willy will never muderbone you again
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:39 UTC+1 No.78470708 Report

http://youtu.be/M68GeL8PafE

Someone on tg posted this is mislabeled file name assistant_enters_medbay.png an I thought I'd share with you guys since I'm laughing my ass off.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:48 UTC+1 No.78471438 Report

>>78470708
Not bad at all. Last guy was a hulk.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:48 UTC+1 No.78471440 Report

The cowardly slaved borgs might've silenced me, but the great HONK of justice at least gave permanent brain damage to the murderous traitor.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:48 UTC+1 No.78471442 Report

>>78469970
And I still firmly believe that that is preferable to have to super omega powergame because you're essentially nigh-helpless cattle for the antag to butcher because sec can't find its dick with both hands and a map
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:48 UTC+1 No.78471483 Report

>Based MoMMi makes an entire dual cloning cycle room at escape
>along with bhangmeter, crew monitor, medical records and fast AI Reset place
>Every single paramedic and medic ignoring the place while it gets people's attention
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:50 UTC+1 No.78471642 Report

>>78471442
Fuck off, Vulgaris
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:50 UTC+1 No.78471670 Report

>>78471483
That's because we didn't need to clone anyone. Wristo was so based he defibbed everyone before they got that point.

Except yaka
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:51 UTC+1 No.78471675 Report

>>78471440
No, it just deafened me for a while.

Honk.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:52 UTC+1 No.78471784 Report

>>78471642
>Implying
I was part of the group of engineers that made the ban request that got him perma'd for good and goddamn do I regret it.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:54 UTC+1 No.78471968 Report

>Freddy Fazbjorn kills slightly more than half the station singlehandedly within a span of fifteen minutes while dodging rogue-as-fuck borgs and a heavily armed security team

good fucking lord
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:55 UTC+1 No.78472010 Report

>>78470708
We need to get a dozen vox and put them in charge of the entire medbay.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:56 UTC+1 No.78472117 Report

>>78471968
ROBUST AS FUCK
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)15:59 UTC+1 No.78472263 Report

>>78471968
It was fucking glorious to watch. I usually hate being killed 4noraisins from a murderbone but dat fukken ling knew his shit.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:02 UTC+1 No.78472503 Report

>>78471968
I could have killed him, but one of the officers told me to kill yaka.

It was a 50/50 chance
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:09 UTC+1 No.78473034 Report

>>78471784
vulgaris was just a powergamer, though
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:31 UTC+1 No.78474694 Report

>>78473034
Which is a damn sight finer that what we have now. He was a jackass but he finished the job or he caused a fuckload of damage going down.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:31 UTC+1 No.78474710 Report

>CONNECTION CLOSED
Every fucking meteor game
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Occultimate 08/29/14(Fri)16:31 UTC+1 No.78474715 Report

serbia ded
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:31 UTC+1 No.78474726 Report

I WALLED OFF THE ENTIRE BAR JESUS CHRIST
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:31 UTC+1 No.78474735 Report

>Connection closed
>Connection closed.
>Connection closed.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:31 UTC+1 No.78474737 Report

>Adminhelp: >Meteors Round
>Connection closed
God is real
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:31 UTC+1 No.78474748 Report

CONNECTION CLOSED
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:32 UTC+1 No.78474761 Report

rest in peace server
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:32 UTC+1 No.78474765 Report

>spend half an hour setting shit up
>meteor round announced
>all that time wasted
>connection closed

Thank fuck. Remove meteor.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:32 UTC+1 No.78474813 Report

Serber couldn't handle the robosutness of meteors!
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:32 UTC+1 No.78474818 Report

Who the fuck runs this server and what is it running on because it's dying every few hours.

If you need help I'll be glad to set it up properly..
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:33 UTC+1 No.78474845 Report

And thar she blows, meteo finally killed the station.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:33 UTC+1 No.78474898 Report

Goddamnit it happens every meteor round, get some debug info and tell us it's under control. Serbia's now kill
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:34 UTC+1 No.78474912 Report

Rest in peace the Great Feast, I was a just god, but the fasting devil destroyed us before it was too late
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:34 UTC+1 No.78474940 Report

What is up with the spawning of supplies during meteor rounds?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:35 UTC+1 No.78474991 Report

>Pod takes a meteor hit.
>BWEE BWEE BWEE EJECT EJECT
>Pull jesus the engineer into matience
>connection closed

Oh well.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:35 UTC+1 No.78474992 Report

>>78474898
use this as next thread image
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:35 UTC+1 No.78475031 Report

>>78474940
>Centcomm announces they're bluespacing supplies in
>Hey guys where are the supplies coming form?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:36 UTC+1 No.78475083 Report

>>78474818
Download https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/commits/Bleeding-Edge , look through it, then appreciate how well it runs.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:36 UTC+1 No.78475093 Report

Everyone knows captain's bedroom is meteor proof, you fucks can't into survival
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:37 UTC+1 No.78475134 Report

Did anybody end up getting squashed by the meteor supplies?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:37 UTC+1 No.78475161 Report

Funny thing is the containment on lord singlo almost lasted till right before the server blew
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:37 UTC+1 No.78475182 Report

>>78474991
>I HAVE FOUND A QUEEN METEOR
>IT IS LARGE AND RED AND FULL OF ORE

Wasn't he trying to beat the asteroid to death with a mop or something?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:38 UTC+1 No.78475240 Report

>>78475031
It makes meteor rounds less fun
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:38 UTC+1 No.78475254 Report

>>78475031
This, and also
>normal shuttle in 10 minutes
>emergency shuttle in 35 miuntes

and also nobody set the double engineering shield thing, we were all going to die as rats
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:38 UTC+1 No.78475272 Report

>want to do something fun
>crew won't go along with it
>want to do my job quietly
>clown/greyshits won't leave me alone
Is there no end to this suffering?
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Not Pomf 08/29/14(Fri)16:39 UTC+1 No.78475318 Report

>>78474818
It's not the host, its the codebase, jenga tower of shit and all that.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:39 UTC+1 No.78475331 Report

>>78474992
Nah, should be about the greatest clown who ever lived. God I miss that glorious bastard.

>>78475093
>Last night it's meteor
>Rush to shield gens
>Throw up a double layer on eng cause singuloth
>Add two layers of grilles then a layer of walls on singulo containment
>No damage to engineering the entire meteor round

>>78475134
Telegib was removed

>>78475182
Yeah, on a janicart and everything. Pomf bless our insane freddy.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:40 UTC+1 No.78475416 Report

>>78475031

>Space Weather Automated Announcement

Maybe this isn't Centcomm sending the supplies, hell, maybe the shuttle is supplied by the same entity

If you try to call the shuttle when Meteor was announced, it tells you that "Centcomm is shielding to face the meteors and that regular shuttle service stopped", so that's most likely not that shuttle
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:41 UTC+1 No.78475484 Report

>>78475318
>tfw feel tired and depressed
>Open up code
>ctrl-f "//" for a couple hours
>Suddenly feel must better
Every time.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:42 UTC+1 No.78475534 Report

It's up
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:42 UTC+1 No.78475539 Report

Server's back up
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:42 UTC+1 No.78475549 Report

You should add a non-drill-martial-law-en-act message to some events. People just keeps lying for literally no reason other than being a dick in some cases and you would just kill them on sight because of their dickness.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:44 UTC+1 No.78475719 Report

>>78475318
Pomf, it's time for you to go full jew with donations.You should make a http://www.patreon.com/ account and get monthly donations for the server. Remember Nox' magic servers fueled by cash?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:45 UTC+1 No.78475828 Report

>>78475719
On the one hand, fuck you.

On the other hand I will throw money at someone to get my spessman fix. It's like a drug.
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Not Pomf 08/29/14(Fri)16:46 UTC+1 No.78475916 Report

>>78475828
throw money at pomf then to keep serbian alive, transfusion of 100 shekels should do it.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:49 UTC+1 No.78476121 Report

>>78475916
Funny that Israeli currency is so popular on the internet.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:54 UTC+1 No.78476510 Report

>>78475916
How much do you get in donations?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)16:55 UTC+1 No.78476641 Report

>>78475549
Talk shiit get hit applies.
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Not Pomf 08/29/14(Fri)16:57 UTC+1 No.78476812 Report

>>78476510
It varies, i got an influx a few months ago when people learned of bradolf not following through with his promised lag fix reward.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:01 UTC+1 No.78477107 Report

>>78476121
You know it goy.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:32 UTC+1 No.78479565 Report

>>78466935
>Erorage killed it.
#coderbus please leave
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:40 UTC+1 No.78480273 Report

>>78479565
>errorage's final death throes
What a time that was to be alive.

>>78475484
Implementation is difficult, anon.
God knows how some shit slips past the filter, though.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:43 UTC+1 No.78480546 Report

did we just lynch the clown and he wasn't cult?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:43 UTC+1 No.78480564 Report

>>78476812
Get those steady Patreon dollarydoos
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:44 UTC+1 No.78480627 Report

>>78480546
I was deconverted.
You raciss muhfuggas.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:45 UTC+1 No.78480682 Report

>>78480627
s-sorry
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:45 UTC+1 No.78480695 Report

>assistant riding around on an upgraded janicart
>fireaxe
>atmos hardsuit
>toolbelt
>yellow gloves
>hacking every door everywhere
>sec harmbatonning some assistant who punched someone instead of stopping him
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:45 UTC+1 No.78480701 Report

>>78480546
He was black, it was enough
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:45 UTC+1 No.78480708 Report

>>78480627
>Deconverted
>Shards the Chef and releases him
Come on.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:46 UTC+1 No.78480779 Report

So guys, who do you think is the better Maid, the new janitor bootyborg, or the MoMMI?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:46 UTC+1 No.78480869 Report

>>78480627
Job title was changed to Jim crow lel
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:47 UTC+1 No.78480905 Report

>>78480779
Is there a new MoMMI sprite
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:47 UTC+1 No.78480906 Report

>>78480779
wait, janitor bootyborgs made it in?

swear to god if you meant hip bots
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:49 UTC+1 No.78481073 Report

>>78480906
He'll if I know what they're called, the one that looks like a maid, it's pay off a appetite set, I think the hipborgs
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:51 UTC+1 No.78481265 Report

>>78481073
Sprite* and part*. Fuck Autocorrect.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:53 UTC+1 No.78481440 Report

>>78481073
>>78481265
>tfw no bootyborgs

;-;
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)17:57 UTC+1 No.78481873 Report

>>78481440
>tfw no uglyborgs
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)18:00 UTC+1 No.78482072 Report

>>78481873
But you play the game, don't you?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)18:00 UTC+1 No.78482123 Report

>no TEG guide
>want to join the clean engine master race
Someone help.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)18:02 UTC+1 No.78482278 Report

>>78482123
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)18:05 UTC+1 No.78482602 Report

>>78482278
Is there one that isn't about making a super-high-end autism-fueled TEG?

I just want to set it up as it's provided, that all seems really over-the-top.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)18:37 UTC+1 No.78485464 Report

>>78482602
90% of the stuff there is extraneous, the guy who makes those images is an autist who likes to make his atmos creations look significantly more complicated than they actually are by adding tons of worthless connectors and pumps, the setup he's got in this picture is pretty close to what's there at round start
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)18:54 UTC+1 No.78487105 Report

>>78476812
I would regularly donate monthly if you had put the damn hair sprites you told me to make and I worked so hard on in.

I do financially support another server. But luckily I'm in a position to support spessmen.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)18:55 UTC+1 No.78487186 Report

>>78444857
>that cutoff at "everything"

my sides every time
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)18:57 UTC+1 No.78487362 Report

>>78487105
Just donate already.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)18:57 UTC+1 No.78487375 Report

>>78481440
>j-just get a module change to medborg, chop off a braindead's ass (HELLO LAW 1?) and ahelp to become one!
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)18:58 UTC+1 No.78487496 Report

>>78487375
>We won't turn you into a tarjaran, honest!
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)18:59 UTC+1 No.78487650 Report

>>78487105
Wow, those hair sprites didn't make it in?

The fuck
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:00 UTC+1 No.78487721 Report

>>78487496
>not wanting to be a kitty
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:03 UTC+1 No.78487948 Report

>>78487650
They want females to suffer with ugly hair.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:03 UTC+1 No.78487994 Report

>>78487375
>majority of the server vote to add bootyborgs
>hey guys let's add this in a different way

why?
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Not Pomf 08/29/14(Fri)19:04 UTC+1 No.78488048 Report

>>78487105
you're trying to tempt me into putting half floor length braids in aren't you
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:04 UTC+1 No.78488115 Report

>>78488048
No I made completely new hair sprites at your request.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:05 UTC+1 No.78488165 Report

>make the defib useless
>make cloning useless

What the fuck is the point then? May as well nuke medbay, shove chem into R&D, and give the chappy a coffin dispenser.
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Not Pomf 08/29/14(Fri)19:05 UTC+1 No.78488195 Report

>>78488115
The only hair sprites ive been bothered about recently were half floor length hair braids.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:07 UTC+1 No.78488332 Report

>>78450254
>Buttoning coat as CMO

>Not letting it all hang out like the god of life and death that you are

Also demoting chemists is like half the fun of the job. Especially when you have a nurse/intern on hand who needs an abject lesson.

Happened to me once; someone playing a nurse complained that chemistry blew themselves up, mixing potassium and water in the machine. I arrive, and the guy starts explaining that he didn't do that.

And then does it again. Bang, on the floor, floor under machine cracked.

"Nurse, do you know anything about chemistry?"

"Yes, sir."

"What happens when you mix potassium and water?"

"It... explodes?"

Flash chemshit, strip, toss on counter and close window, PDA message HoP about demotion and subsequent promotion.

"You'll do fine."
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:08 UTC+1 No.78488503 Report

>>78488195
http://vg13.undo.it/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=460

You told me to sprite new hair if I wanted to play here via admin pm so I did :)
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:11 UTC+1 No.78488764 Report

>>78488503
code the half floor length braid so when you use machines with moving parts, it'll behead you
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:14 UTC+1 No.78488982 Report

>>78488764
My problem is I don't do byond coding. I draw so sprites weren't hard but I don't know how to do a PR.

In other words #whenYOUcodeit
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:15 UTC+1 No.78489076 Report

>>78488982
okay then ,you dont get your fucking special snowflake braid then you fucking neckbeard idiot
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:17 UTC+1 No.78489267 Report

>>78489076
Why is it special snowflake? It is the most popular female hair style in this game?


And I did make my own shit so suck a fat one.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:20 UTC+1 No.78489560 Report

>>78489267
shut up retard
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:27 UTC+1 No.78490237 Report

>>78489267
its faggot anime shit is what it is, and i dont want faggot anime shit in my space station same as i dont' want furries or erping subhumans
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:28 UTC+1 No.78490305 Report

>>78490237
>not wanting tajaran and unathi
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:28 UTC+1 No.78490357 Report

>>78490237
>literally goku hair
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:31 UTC+1 No.78490686 Report

>>78490237
Please read through offered hair sprites and try again dumbass. Get the fuck out.

>don't want anime shit on 4chan
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Not Pomf 08/29/14(Fri)19:33 UTC+1 No.78490892 Report

>>78488503
aight fine when i get home i'll do something with em
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:35 UTC+1 No.78491113 Report

>>78490892
You da best (:
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:35 UTC+1 No.78491115 Report

>>78488165

What happen with those? Defib still revives fresh dead and cryo still clones.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:37 UTC+1 No.78491318 Report

>>78490686
i saw it, it's faggot anime girl hair. you're just looking for something that's nearly the same as the floor length anime hair we already have without the drawbacks, because while you're a faggot weeb, you're also weak, and unwilling to suffer for your addiction. go to baystation if you want muh special snowflake hair.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:37 UTC+1 No.78491321 Report

>>78491115
>cryo clones
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:38 UTC+1 No.78491436 Report

There wasn't a defibrillator on a server I played on. Can someone explain what it does and how to use it exactly? It can be used on any corpse or are there certain requirements, before relying on cloning?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:39 UTC+1 No.78491582 Report

>>78491436
Freshly dead

not 200 oxygen damage
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:40 UTC+1 No.78491710 Report

>>78491318
Shhh no tears now.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:51 UTC+1 No.78492775 Report

>>78491436
You slap it on them and it'll revive any dead body that has under 200 damage in any of the three types. It used to fix some of it too, but Dylan decided to start forcing his permadeath shit through the cracks. So now it's either cryo juggling for hours, or cloning at 15 minutes a pop if you have enough fucking meat to load into there.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:55 UTC+1 No.78493161 Report

>>78492775
>>78491582
I see. Thanks
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:56 UTC+1 No.78493306 Report

>>78491321

Nigga you know what I meant

>>78491436

In addition to the above posts, you have to take the targets jumpsuit off, click on the defib in hand till it's ready, and make sure no one else is touching the target body less they get a zap too. It's a neat tool and keeps paramedics from simply tossing people straight into the cloner right after bringing bodies to medbay.
Be sure to recharge it after use and for fucks sake people put it back in it's cabinet dammit.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:57 UTC+1 No.78493382 Report

Cult getting rekt in a few minutes. Sec was on the ball
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:57 UTC+1 No.78493397 Report

non-antag aliens when
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:58 UTC+1 No.78493508 Report

>>78493382
>2 of the starting cultists ran around committing petty crimes within 5 minutes
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:59 UTC+1 No.78493584 Report

>>78493508
Why the fuck was he bolting random doors?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)19:59 UTC+1 No.78493661 Report

>antag round
>seven people
it's three in the afternoon you fucking cocks
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:00 UTC+1 No.78493743 Report

>Join as cook
>See Botany full of plants and shit, expect some food to be in the fridge or whatever
>Its just weed and bananas
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:00 UTC+1 No.78493771 Report

>>78493397

We have them already and it's driving stick up some peoples asses. If I knew how to and wasn't lazy to learn how to I'd just stick in a generic copy paste of every alien race in video games I could.
I'd start with the FTL races since they're already little bit sprites and they're unique race traits wouldn't need any extra work to put into ss13.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:01 UTC+1 No.78493837 Report

>Be Chaplain
>Try to convert people
>2 already following Sithrak abefore i even knew, 1 was Christian so i didn't step in.
>Security comes in with a tome and asks me to de-cult someone and then we loyalty implant them
>Catch 2 main cultists with the starting papers

>Later on, Pomf spawns in as Chicken in AI core
>Upload a law saying it's a Heretic God and the AI must sabotage any attempts to gain power
>Don't have access to upload, so i get brigged.Law upload succesfully regardless.
>Sec Officer later admits they're actually hungry for criminals
>Oh well
>IONSTORM LAW!
>You love chickens more than humans
>This somehow means you can disegard law 2 and protect the Chicken
>"Your disposition has been marked as human harm"
>What
>After 8 missed taser shots, one finally hits me and SecBorg gets me
>Proccedd to get brigged, get a virus form HoS(My mistake, sorry HoS.Was already infected when i stole your ID tough)
>HoS falls on Brig medbay
>Get his ID and snack a Ion Rifle
>Security Officer stuns me
>Rest of shift, SecBorg drags me to investigation room untill im almost crit
>Stops pulling me because of a tiny spiderling he doesn't even brother killing
>misses 3 more taser shots abefore finally stunning me
>Drags me past the halls while im crit
>Die on the shuttle
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:02 UTC+1 No.78493965 Report

http://www.theesa.com/facts/pdfs/ESA_EF_2013.pdf

>females playing video games is real
>muh immursionss
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:03 UTC+1 No.78494064 Report

Also
Spritefag
New Chaplain robes when.

>>78493965
>Mostly facebook gaming
Who cares?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:04 UTC+1 No.78494179 Report

>Join as bartender
>See Botany full of plants and shit, expect some poppy and green grapes when I ask for it
>Its just weed and bananas
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:04 UTC+1 No.78494230 Report

>>78493837
Don't blame me the order was to evacuate everyone and you din't want to go and i was running out of time
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:05 UTC+1 No.78494301 Report

>>78494230
>Puts me directly in brig instead of the Shuttle Medbay
Come on.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:06 UTC+1 No.78494427 Report

>>78493584
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:08 UTC+1 No.78494649 Report

>>78494064
Show stats of it being only Facebook
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:08 UTC+1 No.78494656 Report

>>78494301
What ya expect din't know you were dying. I was already in the shit some spiders fucked me up my cell was running and the ai screaming to evacuate everyone
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:09 UTC+1 No.78494770 Report

>>78493771
Shattering stereotypes with rockmen scientists when?

Winning an arm wrestling contest with a mantis to win their undying respect when?

Lynching Lanius because they suck up all the oxygen in the room when?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:10 UTC+1 No.78494879 Report

>>78494656
>Someone suddenly drops
>X Gasps!
>AI overruling law 1
Lets just not talk to eachother ever again.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:11 UTC+1 No.78494981 Report

>>78494770

Engi sprite for Engineer borg when?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:12 UTC+1 No.78495120 Report

>>78494770
>>78494981

Telepathic abusing slug Captains and HOS when?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:13 UTC+1 No.78495194 Report

>>78494879
>I was already in the shit
>in the shit
Yeah but you were the retard trying to kill pomf and getting into the upload stealing the hos ID and being a real non-antag antag
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:15 UTC+1 No.78495395 Report

>Walking past a window in Maint
>See a Mech in space go by
>It's named "Free MM 700"
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:15 UTC+1 No.78495424 Report

>>78494981
There are several engi Borg sprites?


If I sprite a robotic pet for robotics can we have it? Similar to a mining bot. Like a mini Borg to be robotics pet.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:16 UTC+1 No.78495630 Report

>>78495194
>Didn't kill anyone
>Helped de-converting cultists so we didn't have to kill them
>Grabbed HoS ID to get Ion Rifles while borgs were rogue or at least bad at following their laws

>"non-antag antag"
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:16 UTC+1 No.78495641 Report

>>78495395

>Kingston-class coastal defence vessel
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:17 UTC+1 No.78495727 Report

>>78495424
Only if it requires Ian's brain
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:18 UTC+1 No.78495867 Report

>>78495727
No brain it will be a bot/pet.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:19 UTC+1 No.78495910 Report

>>78495630
>Tries to get into the upload
>Screams to the AI turn on the upload console
>Uploads a law
>Calls me rogue when i get you out
>Do it repeatly
Nigga just stop
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:19 UTC+1 No.78495949 Report

>>78495867
That's exactly what he just said. Ian's brain, not a human's brain.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:20 UTC+1 No.78496074 Report

>>78495910
>Uploads a non-harmfull law
>Calls you rogue when you ignore the guy in blood trying to kill me
You tried to take the "Stealing HoS ID" part out of context too.

You can't even hit a taser shot of someone who's walking slow as turtle for fuck sakes.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:21 UTC+1 No.78496157 Report

friendly reminder
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:21 UTC+1 No.78496195 Report

>>78495949
No you don't understand it's not a Borg it's a bot.

Basic robotics.

And not one you build and choose as a module but a round start mob like Ian/runtime/lamarr etc.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:22 UTC+1 No.78496251 Report

>>78496195
I think he meant that it has to be built by killing Ian first.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:22 UTC+1 No.78496259 Report

>>78495949
>We can bring him back. We have the technology. We can make him faster, stronger, smarter, more agile.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:23 UTC+1 No.78496395 Report

>>78496251
Ya I just mean a regular stationary pet for robotics. Not a mission or a build.


So I can sprite an adorable little robopet.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:24 UTC+1 No.78496468 Report

>>78496259
>>78496251

CyberIan, the million credit corgi.
With laser weaponry and corgi poop magnetic mines.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:24 UTC+1 No.78496495 Report

>>78496074
Wow great argument fagtron, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:24 UTC+1 No.78496553 Report

>>78496395
But you already have a pet
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:26 UTC+1 No.78496687 Report

>>78496395

Like that little walking monitor from Routine?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:26 UTC+1 No.78496750 Report

>>78496495
>Opinions
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:28 UTC+1 No.78496976 Report

>>78496687
I have no idea?


>>78496553
Pretty good
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:31 UTC+1 No.78497310 Report

>Get borged
>Then emagged immediately after
>Go braindead for like 10 minutes after this.
>Come back to the security borg dragging me to robotics
>Everyone's claiming I'm "rogue" despite having done literally nothing at all since I was emagged.

Wow thaanks alot metagamers.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:33 UTC+1 No.78497462 Report

>>78497310
You can tell by opening you up. If you has been brain dead they may have checked your power cell and got the 'damaged interface' message.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:33 UTC+1 No.78497479 Report

>>78497310
AI saw you weren't slaved to it.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:34 UTC+1 No.78497597 Report

>>78497479
Yeah, AI meta gamed that I was emagged. I did no "rogue" actions. For all the AI knew I was cut from it's control with wirecutters.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:34 UTC+1 No.78497626 Report

>kill this guy
>Think he's a doctor
>spend the whole match looking in the wrong place
Matter implants seem pretty op though
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:34 UTC+1 No.78497642 Report

>>78497479
That's just the AI being a dick then. We can unlink you from the AI in robotics for whatever reason.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:34 UTC+1 No.78497645 Report

>>78497310
Eh you were severed from the AI dumbass he wanted you checked out
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:36 UTC+1 No.78497768 Report

>>78497597
Well, HoS came to robotics immedietely, stunned both of us, and took off our bags to check. He found the emag on me.

Too bad, too, I had a compression implant ready to go and if I'd known they were coming I'd have compressed the emag and stuck it in me. Along with my freedom implant, that's a guaranteed ticket out jail if I ever ended up there.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:36 UTC+1 No.78497813 Report

How do i check laws when i card the AI?

I have a deep fear of accidentally wiping it
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:36 UTC+1 No.78497814 Report

>>78497597
You confirmed you were rogue when you ran
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:38 UTC+1 No.78497939 Report

>>78497813
>press card onto AI
>Click on card
>It shows its laws

Wiping is a seperate button
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:38 UTC+1 No.78497941 Report

>>78497813
You can't check laws with carding anymore on vg
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:38 UTC+1 No.78498025 Report

>>78494649
it's not only facebook, but when they say games they mean boardgames, facebook games, cell phone games, etc.

anyway you're delusional if you think actual females play ss13 in my entire 3 years of playing i've never run into a "girl" that didn't turn out ot be a MTF
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:39 UTC+1 No.78498115 Report

>>78497310
>>78497597
You're not supposed to cut borgs from the AI without good reason, and the AI is perfectly within its rights to ask for assistance with a borg that is suddenly off its grid.

You got blown because you kept evading capture, the captain was incompetent and didn't keep you locked down, and then you tried to kill the AI.

Don't be so fucking buttmad.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:42 UTC+1 No.78498384 Report

>>78498025
I am a girl. And I know plenty. You're the delusional one kid.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:43 UTC+1 No.78498563 Report

>>78498384

>I wish I was a girl

FTFY
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:43 UTC+1 No.78498582 Report

>>78480273
Oh man don't I know it. The R-UST fuel compresser board built an entirely different component and it went unnoticed for like 2 years.

>>78480695
That man is the hero of the station and I pity any antagonist that starts shit with him
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:44 UTC+1 No.78498603 Report

>>78498025
None of those say Facebook. And I have tabletop simulator on my steam for boardgames and puzzles. This doesn't back up your point. Try again.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:44 UTC+1 No.78498612 Report

Is the matter implant reusable?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:45 UTC+1 No.78498809 Report

>>78498563
>But despite those cultural shifts, talk to many female gamers and you'll hear stories about a darker side of the hobby -- a persistent "boy's club" mentality that sometimes manifests itself in ugly ways.
>Story after story recounts female gamers who, once they ventured into gaming circles beyond family and friends, faced mockery, dismissive attitudes and even abuse from their peers.

Well at least you're holding up your stereotype.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:46 UTC+1 No.78498928 Report

>>78497597
>I did no "rogue" actions
>cut from AI lawsync
>flashed a roboticist
>evaded when asked to come to robotics for maintenance
>ran around yelling "I'M NOT EMAGGED YOU GUYS"
>refused to state laws
>began RCDing into the AI core
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:47 UTC+1 No.78499035 Report

>>78498809
>>78498384
>im a grill guys i swear
>having a dick doesn't make me a man!
>>78498603
when it says online casual/social games, facebook games are obviously going to be included in there, dumbass.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:48 UTC+1 No.78499057 Report

>>78498928
Hey HOSHI is the best Borg on this server jerk.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:49 UTC+1 No.78499236 Report

Am I the only one that has issues sometimes filling up the plasma tanks in engineering?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:50 UTC+1 No.78499325 Report

>this guy trying to argue with the king of validhunter silicons and his crew

not being synced to me is harm faggot, get over it.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:50 UTC+1 No.78499330 Report

>>78498928
>flashed a roboticist
>evaded when asked to come to robotics for maintenance
>ran around yelling "I'M NOT EMAGGED YOU GUYS"
>refused to state laws
>began RCDing into the AI core
All done AFTER they said something to the affect of "he needs to be rebuilt"
I needed to follow my laws and escape. Killing the AI was necessary.

The only thing I had done was be
>cut from AI lawsync

That's it. They wanted to kill me for that.
I could understand if I had you know, actually done something but I was literally brain dead. Now shush, I don't have time to continue this line of arguing.

I've said all I needed to say. The AI's terrible behavior is the result of the terrible OOC character of the person playing as him. I am content knowing that Hoshi will only be able to live out his stupid anime girl fantasies in SS13 and die unhappy and unfulfilled.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:50 UTC+1 No.78499335 Report

>>78499035
It doesn't specify which gender dumbass that's all of game players. I'm sorry you don't leave your room ever and your mother is the only girl you'll ever interact with buy that doesn't mean we don't exist. Screaming GURLS AREN'T REAL YOU LIE THERE'S A PENIS and staying in denial just makes you look insane. Get over yourself.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:51 UTC+1 No.78499432 Report

>>78485464
Funfact, you increase your yield by about 400KW with a quick setup and efficiency by about 60% by giving the hot loop vastly higher capacity with proportional scaling on the balancing components. The extra 3 pumps into the cold loop helped back when you'd use burnmix cans to keep the burn chamber running via a brute force build rather than lowballing for efficiency so you'd be able to afford to cram more secure eng plasma cans into the cold, something that soaked a lot of time that's better used elsewhere. The second fuel reservoir input let you keep alternating cans until you filled it and had dual on standby for when you had to fuck off to actually contribute. But I'm just an autist trying to make my shit look more complicated right?

Fuck off scrub.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:51 UTC+1 No.78499445 Report

>>78499335

I'm sorry, Anon. You'll never be a cute schoolgirl like in your Japanese animes.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:52 UTC+1 No.78499492 Report

>>78499035
What does you saying 'Facebook games are probably included in there' have to do with anything?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:53 UTC+1 No.78499632 Report

>>78499335
am i being trolled? honestly don't know.

the study FIRST gives a breakdown of gender in games and then proceeds to categorize what kind of games the people they looked at played. here are the people playing games, here are the games those people are playing.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:54 UTC+1 No.78499665 Report

>>78499445
I'm sorry you have become so mentally crippled from isolation and depression you refuse to believe females are real. It's sad.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:55 UTC+1 No.78499804 Report

>>78499632
How does the categories of all games played support your females are only on Facebook argument?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:55 UTC+1 No.78499809 Report

>>78499665

Does it bother you knowing that you'll never be a kawaii magical girl?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:57 UTC+1 No.78499978 Report

>>78499809
Does it bother you that you don't believe in human girls but think you'll one day end up with an underage female cartoon pony?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:58 UTC+1 No.78500174 Report

>>78499978

Oh, I believe in human girls, but you sure as shit ain't one.
Wearing a dress won't make your wiener disappear, Anon.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)20:59 UTC+1 No.78500212 Report

>>78499665
>tfw crawl out from my cave and keep getting weird looks from men at the store when I recommend them to have their chesticles checked by a doctor as they seem alarmingly engorged to a clearly unhealthy size that is clearly cancerous.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:01 UTC+1 No.78500436 Report

>>78500174
This guy is fucking retarded

>oh no grilles playing muh games act like retard quick !
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:01 UTC+1 No.78500518 Report

>>78499330
>unhappy and unfulfilled
>tried to make sure the server didn't get baycode with tremendous amounts of samefag shitposting
>lost headmin position and any oportunity to do real changes with it
>ruined his reputation and thought he was doing the server a big favor by blaming the nearly defunct steam chat filled with people who don't even play anymore
>tried to quit the game with a high chin
>now is back to being a bitter shitposting faggot with the added sperginess of being a /pol/tard too
>so much for the "light of justice"
I think the unhappy and unfulfilled here is another person.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:02 UTC+1 No.78500643 Report

>>78500212
Lol I feel like shaving my legs is equal to guys neck beards.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:11 UTC+1 No.78501658 Report

>>78500436
I want reddit to leave. If you went to a post secondary education or pariticaped in the conventional workforce you would come across many "normal" girls and sure, they like video games. Smart phoneand fFacebook games? You better believe it? The yearly triple a release like asscreed or cod? You betcha.

But ss13? Or really any good game? Y'all insane if you think you'll find a chick your age that loves star control 2, or Stalker, or Dark forces, etc et fucking cetera.

And all this waifu shit in the game is creepy as all fuck, and I'm saying that as a depraved loser living in a hovel. Like the other day I watched some guy stand in the brig by Kenzie Smith for 20 minutes and talk about how he loves her and it pains him she is in jail.

I mean christ guys, these things sound like something out of a cringe thread green text.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:15 UTC+1 No.78502013 Report

>>78501658
We know for sure that there has been one, but I agree with you.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:15 UTC+1 No.78502020 Report

>>78501658
>I watched some guy stand in the brig by Kenzie Smith for 20 minutes
/vg/? Logs fucking where?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:15 UTC+1 No.78502080 Report

>>78501658
>the other day I watched some guy stand in the brig by Kenzie Smith for 20 minutes and talk about how he loves her and it pains him she is in jail

This did not happen.
Please.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:16 UTC+1 No.78502234 Report

>>78501658
It was only 10 minute dude
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:17 UTC+1 No.78502287 Report

>>78501658
Sorry not reddit. And seriously you're literally trying to convince yourself of non reality by refusing to believe there's a female community here. Would you like to Skype video call me? Then would you stop making it such a big deal. Most of the waifu things are dudes and dudes anyways. And John stood near the brig for maybe two minutes then went back to science. It's an rp game play CS or something if you don't want to see any actual rp.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:17 UTC+1 No.78502316 Report

>>78499330
>unhappy and unfulfilled
>moaning about being a shit antag
way to go champ
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:18 UTC+1 No.78502374 Report

>>78502234
I'm betting cringe like that makes it feel twice as long.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:19 UTC+1 No.78502561 Report

>>78502287
Also my captcha was hilarious
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:23 UTC+1 No.78502976 Report

>>78502020
>>78502080
I swear to both of you it happened onn/vg/. I can't remember the exact date but it was a few days ago. I was a security officer. Bateman was the HoS and brought her in for assault on something I don't know I steered clear of the whole situation, but as I'm about to leave the brig this guy comes into the lobby askingif he can talk to someone in the brbrig. Then... That happens.

Sorry for poor spelling and such this phone keyboard is absolutely bonked to shit.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:23 UTC+1 No.78503020 Report

>>78501658
I hate Kenzie Smith. Hated them on /tg/, hate them on /vg/.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:26 UTC+1 No.78503316 Report

>>78503020
Hate is a strong word
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:27 UTC+1 No.78503396 Report

>>78502287
No he stood there a solid minimum of ten minutes emoting and talking all sorts of lunacy. I think even the guy who plays Kenzie Smith started to get a bit wierded out as well, since they started responding less and less to the guys please and devotions and whatever. He even hinted at wanting to get arrested and put in her cell but I was too busy driving my thumbs into my eyes to oblige at the time.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:28 UTC+1 No.78503514 Report

>>78503316
I know. Read her ban request on /tg/. He admitted to having a full on panic attack over something minor. She clearly should not be playing Spacemen.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:29 UTC+1 No.78503602 Report

>>78503396

Elaborate further. How bonkers was this guy?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:29 UTC+1 No.78503632 Report

>>78503396
Kenzie is played by a girl mate. And no it wasn't ten minutes. And no I didn't ignore him. He literally was there when I got arrested and I got a 27 minute sentence for picking up handcuffs. So he came back to check why I was gone so long and then went back to work. Don't exaggerate.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:30 UTC+1 No.78503694 Report

>>78503514
>That swapping back and forth between "He and Her"
Sorry, kept swapping back and forth between the character and the player.

>>78503632
>Don't exaggerate
Please, you're clearly overly attached to the game.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:30 UTC+1 No.78503731 Report

>>78503632
>Kenzie is played by a girl mate.
Sure thing, dude. ;)
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:31 UTC+1 No.78503837 Report

>>78503632

>Kenzie is played by a girl mate

:^)
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:31 UTC+1 No.78503849 Report

>>78503694
Not in the least I am just say quit being openly hostile to female players. It's not that big of a deal.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:33 UTC+1 No.78504075 Report

>>78503849
We're being hostile because you're being an ingame slut, not because you're female. Look at Soca. I had no clue Soca was a girl until a little while ago, and I've played with Soca for a long time. She doesn't flaunt it, doesn't play a floor length snowflake, and doesn't have panic attacks over SS13. But they are Mexican.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:34 UTC+1 No.78504212 Report

>>78503849
The sad thing is we are not that bad of a group of guys, I mean fuck, we all love SS13, so we all clearly have some sort of autism or something, and we're in it together.

When a few of the boys start up and spouting they're girls, wouldn't that be a bit disconcerting? Wouldn't you want to help your bros out?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:36 UTC+1 No.78504321 Report

>>78503849

But we're not being hostile to a female player.
:^)
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:36 UTC+1 No.78504391 Report

>>78504075
Lol I am in no way a slut. I don't flaunt it. How can you hate a hairstyle so much? Why do you care how other characters choose to wear their hair? I don't. I just want my own character to have good hair according to my own tastes. I don't care how anyone else makes their character look. It shouldn't matter to you.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:36 UTC+1 No.78504401 Report

>>78504212
especially when they bring their rampant faggotry unto a game that doesn't require it
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:36 UTC+1 No.78504410 Report

>>78504075
This
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:38 UTC+1 No.78504585 Report

>>78504391
i know youre feeling threatened because you dont have the authority you used to since youre outside of your little circlejerk on that dead /tg/ server artyom, but you really need to calm the fuck down, lol
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:40 UTC+1 No.78504784 Report

>>78502287
because there's not a female community here, goddamn it. trannies? out the ass. dudes pretending to be girls? all over the place. but actual born-with-a-vagina girls playing ss13 at extremely rare and you're delusional if you think there are more than a handful of them

you can post the stats on cellphone and facebook games all you want, and you can pretend that that 2d spaceman player you like to erp with is a girl irl, but the reality is that girls dont play games like space station.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:40 UTC+1 No.78504795 Report

>>78504585
Oh god. I have no authority anywhere. I never did. I am just playing like everyone else.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:44 UTC+1 No.78505139 Report

>>78504784
Except you're wrong there is a community. I'm part of it. We all know each other. Other servers like bay and tg know we are there and don't turn it into a thing. Here it's straight open hostility and self created delusion. What does it matter so much to you anyways for it to be untrue?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:46 UTC+1 No.78505391 Report

>>78505139
Because you keep drawing attention to that fact. You could have said nothing and there wouldn't have been a shitstorm, but you had to flaunt the fact that you're a gamer grill. You said you had a small child in your deadmin request for Foster. Let me guess, you're a stay at home mother who neglects your child while your husband is out? That's the only reason I can come up with for why you have so much time to play Spacemen.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:48 UTC+1 No.78505634 Report

>>78505139

The hostility comes from the fact this isn't a hook up site or dating game. You aren't going to fuck any of us so why should we care there's a female clique playing ss13? How about you just shut the fuck up and play without advertising your social life like the stereotypical btwimagrill attention whore you're acting as right now?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:48 UTC+1 No.78505643 Report

To all the chucklefucks arguing about male/female/trans demographics, get a grip.

You don't have any idea about your fellow spessmen's irl selves, and that's exactly how it should be.
We could all be male. We could all be female. Only a few of us (like Nexis) are confirmed.

This is an anonymous community. I don't know or care what you're packing.
Fuck off to TG if you want to play that game.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:48 UTC+1 No.78505680 Report

>>78505391
No not at all. And I just wanted to be able to allow other female players to know they are welcome to play the game and we do exsist. Not scare them away like you guys do. If it offended you I'm sorry.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:50 UTC+1 No.78505812 Report

>>78505680
Wait, are you the same person that cried and tried to deadmin Foster because some people took lewd photos of you, right?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:51 UTC+1 No.78505981 Report

>>78505643
as long as you don't bring you special snowflake, self centred. ERP metagaming circle jerk faggotry onto the server, but that's an impossibility isn't it.

If we did a correlation between these "female characters" and how much of a shitter metagaming circle jerker they are, I suspect it would be disgustingly high
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:53 UTC+1 No.78506118 Report

>>78505680
>Not scare them away like you guys do
???
What
Holy Christ just shut up.
Literally no one can know so there's no reason to be scared.
Stop talking.

How about we discuss some good old Asimov AI instead?
Where did all the baneposters go?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:53 UTC+1 No.78506156 Report

>>78505981
>implying females ERP

Nope you're all jerking off to other dudes
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Ragnasal 08/29/14(Fri)21:53 UTC+1 No.78506187 Report

>>78494770
I would not object to FTL races in SS13 but everyone else would and for good reason.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:53 UTC+1 No.78506191 Report

>>78505643

Nexis is exactly why staying anonymous is the theme when playing with 4chan. No one should care about your rl shit so don't post your rl shit, especially if you're so sensitive that mean text makes you quit. You just set yourself up for hostility.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:53 UTC+1 No.78506196 Report

>>78505812
Haha, really? Link?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:54 UTC+1 No.78506257 Report

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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:56 UTC+1 No.78506415 Report

>>78506196
Check the FNR on /vg/. She did something similar on /tg/ as well.

>>78506257
I know, it's terrible. I feel bad for getting involved.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:56 UTC+1 No.78506425 Report

>>78506187

>but everyone else would and for good reason.

Why, we already rip off the Xeno's from alien?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:56 UTC+1 No.78506479 Report

>>78502976
It was Rigel, her IC boyfriend.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:56 UTC+1 No.78506481 Report

>>78506187
90% would be Mantis and 10% Lanius sucking up all the oxygen and creating breaches by eating the metal.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:57 UTC+1 No.78506527 Report

>>78506415
Bull just drop it already
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:58 UTC+1 No.78506659 Report

>>78506481

Nigger I'd play slug and valid hunt with telethermalkenises(..?) while leaving slippery residue all over maintenance.
Hunting those sssslipery ssssssyndicate all day yesss yessss
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)21:59 UTC+1 No.78506786 Report

>>78506659
And then you'd change because Mantis are just robust as fuck
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:00 UTC+1 No.78506865 Report

>>78506118
Even baneposters have something to gain and/or lose in this debate.
It's a pretty big deal for some of us.
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Ragnasal 08/29/14(Fri)22:00 UTC+1 No.78506886 Report

>>78506425
muh furries and spess Jew slugs
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:00 UTC+1 No.78506931 Report

>>78505812
Oh shit, the same round where me and Johnny Bravo sent out the pictures to the whole station after she denied Johnny's advances?
That's fucking hilarious!
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:01 UTC+1 No.78506936 Report

>tfw HoS locker unlocked with a headset, jumpsuit, riot shield, robust deulux cart, hudglasses, and most importantly, the HoS cap right there for the taking
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:01 UTC+1 No.78506993 Report

>>78506886
I thought they're gypsies.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:02 UTC+1 No.78507109 Report

>>78506936
>people who don't ID-lock their lockers
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:02 UTC+1 No.78507113 Report

>>78506931
Post your ckey
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:02 UTC+1 No.78507135 Report

>>78506886

Are Mantisoids even furryable? Multilimb insecthybrids don't strike me as the kinda shit fursuitfaggots would erp as.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:02 UTC+1 No.78507145 Report

>>78506886
Greasier than your hair, tastier than Discount Dan's. What else can you want in a burger?

I think i cooked about 60 greasy burgers last round.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:03 UTC+1 No.78507170 Report

>>78506936
>most importantly, the HoS cap
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:03 UTC+1 No.78507278 Report

>>78505680
Everyone is welcome here. That's the point of an anonymous community.

You cannot be loved or hated for who you are if you are anonymous.

People are "scared off" and perceive this community as hostile because they want to be accepted for who they are.
They want to be able to say "I'm female", "I'm male", or "I'm transitioning genders" and have everybody respond with "that's great!".

We are accepting in a different way. We are not here to share anything about ourselves and each other.
Those who break that attack the very foundation of this community: anonymity.

They are immediately assaulted by the many angry people here, who need something to latch onto to hate someone.
It doesn't matter who you are at that point. Nexis is male. Do you think people accept him? No.

tl;dr This is not a male community. It's not a female one either.
It's an anonymous one. Be anonymous and we'll all get along just fine.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:04 UTC+1 No.78507289 Report

>>78507113
Why would I want to do that?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:04 UTC+1 No.78507319 Report

>>78507109
I came buckets man. I almost wish I had Shitler got Wood so I could have spammed it with the broadcaster

>>78507170
I fingerbanged that brim so hard man. I utterly destroyed it for any dome than mine.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:04 UTC+1 No.78507363 Report

>>78507135
>Spider chicks
>Slime monster girls
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:05 UTC+1 No.78507402 Report

>greasy vox HoP pdas me he has a job for me
>he prints me like 10,000 credits or something
>all i had to do was stand next to him
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:05 UTC+1 No.78507418 Report

>>78506196
http://vg13.undo.it/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=469
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:05 UTC+1 No.78507479 Report

>>78507363

Those are furry? I thought those were /d/ tier fetishes.
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Ragnasal 08/29/14(Fri)22:06 UTC+1 No.78507546 Report

>>78507135
I've seen people ERP as praying mantis's, wasps, bees, scorpions, etc. It can be done.

>>78507145
You make a good point, chefbro.

Hypothetically speaking, if mantisoids were to be coded, the only way I can think of balancing them is by not letting them wear anything but a toolbelt and internals.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:07 UTC+1 No.78507590 Report

>>78507479
He's just spouting a word he doesn't know the meaning of.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:09 UTC+1 No.78507786 Report

>>78507418
That was such a good round.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:09 UTC+1 No.78507795 Report

>>78507289
Because you're so proud of your involvement? Just want to make sure you get credit for it dude.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:09 UTC+1 No.78507858 Report

>Run a local copy of baystation's latest code to test some stuff
>Check their cyborgs
>Clerical module
>Only has a flashlight, flash, printing pen, paper dispenser and paperwork gripper
>When emagged they get a fucking denied rubber stamp

Literally why.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:11 UTC+1 No.78507998 Report

>>78507858

>denied rubber stamp

I laughed.
Oh how sinisterly rogue.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:11 UTC+1 No.78508050 Report

>All these /tg/ rejects flocking to /vg/
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:11 UTC+1 No.78508076 Report

>>78506659
I'd happily replace the greys with slugmen, at least they have a lore and gimmick. Though we already have Vox to be backstabby and greedy.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:12 UTC+1 No.78508145 Report

>>78507858
I would assume they have paperwork at the HoP desk that actually has to get filled out, etc.
We have their guide on the wiki for it.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:13 UTC+1 No.78508221 Report

>>78507858
BORGS ROGUE IT JUST DENIED MY REQUEST
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:13 UTC+1 No.78508264 Report

>Roll virologist
>stick on The Buggles "The plastic age" album
>Get some superviruses brewing
comfy
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Ragnasal 08/29/14(Fri)22:13 UTC+1 No.78508281 Report

>>78508050
I've been banning them left and right but they won't stop coming.
Game over man, game over.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:14 UTC+1 No.78508350 Report

>>78508076

I was disappointed in that greys were just humans who were greys when I restarted playing and first saw them. I always thought if they added greys they'd be a XCOM type event or game mode, complete with mind controlling another players sprite into doing shit.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:15 UTC+1 No.78508418 Report

>>78507858
BORG LAW 2 SWITCH TO SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:15 UTC+1 No.78508472 Report

>>78508281
It's likely just braindude with different ckeys. That's usually the case. He makes getting banned and ban evading an art.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:16 UTC+1 No.78508561 Report

>>78508281
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER. THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?
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Ragnasal 08/29/14(Fri)22:17 UTC+1 No.78508649 Report

>>78508350
Greys have telekinesis, which makes them pretty good at relaying messages as a head role.

Too bad they die in about on shot thanks to reduced health, and can't even fight back without lasers.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:17 UTC+1 No.78508657 Report

>>78508418
Bay starts on nt default though with all laws having the same priority
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:21 UTC+1 No.78509079 Report

>>78507546
Sorry about the mention, i didn't mean your hair was greasy or anything. Forgot to delete the numbers after i used your post for quick reply
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:28 UTC+1 No.78509946 Report

can we get some medieval armor?

I want to find a claymore and be The Hound
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Ragnasal 08/29/14(Fri)22:30 UTC+1 No.78510087 Report

>>78509079
Thought you were talking about FTL races. And no matter. I have no hair anyways.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:32 UTC+1 No.78510372 Report

>>78509946
sprite it
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:34 UTC+1 No.78510542 Report

>>78510087
wrong trip nexis
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:36 UTC+1 No.78510718 Report

>>78510542
I AN THE REAL EGGMAN!
I wish I had Brother Kane's coding skills though.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:38 UTC+1 No.78510930 Report

>>78509946

Not a spriter/coder, but what kind of armor would you want?
Something exactly like The Hound's armor, or just some generic medieval armor that can be dispensed from a hacked costume vending machine?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:40 UTC+1 No.78511159 Report

>>78510930

Not him but generic costume armor that has some resist to brute where it covers could be fun. RP wizard vs knight games in the bar.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:42 UTC+1 No.78511363 Report

>>78510930
I'd want it to have some defensive stats so it wasn't just a costume.

Something big with big pauldrons like the Hound's armor would be cool. Not exactly because that might be kinda lame.

though I'd love a wolf helmet too
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:43 UTC+1 No.78511545 Report

>>78509946

>sec enters the bar.webm
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:49 UTC+1 No.78512294 Report

>>78511159
>>78511363
>generic costume armor that has some resist to brute
>I'd want it to have some defensive stats
And who will have access to those armors?

Assistants? they'd be gone in the first 2 minutes since they're more valuable than other costumes because they give brute protection.

Clown/mime? why would they need armor? also, same thing as before will happen, they'll prefer to wear this armor instead of other costumes because of the defense bonus.

Unless it's rare, exclusive, and nerfs whoever is wearing them (i.e. slower moving speed) more than they buff, they're a no-no.

Unless it's just a normal costume with no defensive stats. If so, then feel free to sprite it, ctrl+c ctrl+v the code, and make a pull request. It would be added in no time.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:50 UTC+1 No.78512421 Report

>>78512294
What if you found it the same way you found claymores?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:51 UTC+1 No.78512464 Report

>>78512421
I don't remember how you find claymores.

Please remind me.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:51 UTC+1 No.78512513 Report

>>78512294
We already have Roman Armour in the Clown's Vending Machine. And the Roman Shield.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:52 UTC+1 No.78512564 Report

>>78512421
I like it.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:52 UTC+1 No.78512658 Report

>>78512513
Are they an actual functioning pieces of armor or just costumes?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:53 UTC+1 No.78512763 Report

>>78512658
The shield is, I'll check the armour.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:56 UTC+1 No.78513104 Report

>>78512658
>>78512763
melee = 25
bullet = 0
laser = 25
energy = 10
bomb = 10
bio = 0
rad = 0
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:57 UTC+1 No.78513221 Report

>>78513104
Can you check how much protection does the riot armor provide?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:58 UTC+1 No.78513381 Report

>>78513221
Keep in mind, the Roman Armour is under, not suit.
Here's Riot Armour:
melee = 80
bullet = 10
laser = 10
energy = 10
bomb = 0
bio = 0
rad = 0
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)22:59 UTC+1 No.78513431 Report

>>78512294
Chaplain

Crusades vs the wizard when

>>78512464
Mining with your fingers crossed
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:00 UTC+1 No.78513538 Report

>>78513381
Is this percentages? Riot Armour shaves off 80% melee damage, right?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:00 UTC+1 No.78513584 Report

>>78513431
Crusaders vs cultists*
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:00 UTC+1 No.78513615 Report

>>78513104
>>78513381
>mimes and clowns have access to more bomb and laser protection than sec
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:03 UTC+1 No.78513836 Report

>>78513381

What's the difference between laser and energy in these stats?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:04 UTC+1 No.78514041 Report

>>78513615
>More bomb and laser protection
Security actually has armor that protects form Bombs, Viruses and those that reflect Lasers.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:04 UTC+1 No.78514043 Report

>>78513836

Laser probably refers to standard lasers fired from an e-gun/lasgun, energy probably refers to stronger energy-based weapons like a pulse rifle or that one mining blaster.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:04 UTC+1 No.78514049 Report

>>78513615
Complete bullshit.
Sec can requisition bombsuits, and ablative vests are the best laser protection in the game.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:05 UTC+1 No.78514106 Report

>>78513615
So plate armor added to the costume vendor when?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:05 UTC+1 No.78514167 Report

>>78513836
Energy is tase resistance. Electric is shock resistance. Laser is laser resistance.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:06 UTC+1 No.78514173 Report

>>78513615
>sec has access to ablative, ranged stuns, AoE stuns and borg stuns which are what matter in this game

fucking nerf sec my god
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:06 UTC+1 No.78514202 Report

>>78514043
Other way around.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:06 UTC+1 No.78514206 Report

>>78513381
So what you are saying that in case of needing immediate protection in case of having valids behind me is just to get to the vending machine behind the bar?
Does it requires a clown ID/Hacking, Or can I just greytide my way to it
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:07 UTC+1 No.78514363 Report

>roman armor has 25 laser resistance

in the future spacemen will wear roman armor to fight aliens

no, seriously dude
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:07 UTC+1 No.78514384 Report

>>78514206
Requires Clown/Silent access or hacking.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:08 UTC+1 No.78514419 Report

>>78514206
Clown ID and a coin to buy it.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:08 UTC+1 No.78514547 Report

>>78514206

It requires an ID/hacking.
>Not making wearing full cardboard armor and becoming a BUDGET CYBER-HOBO WARRIOR
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:08 UTC+1 No.78514549 Report

>>78504075
>mfw i've seen soca's nudes from like 8 months ago
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:08 UTC+1 No.78514564 Report

>Librarian
>Decide to actually write a book this time, instead of importing another doujin
>Get to work on writing a saucy love story about a librarian and the captain
>Hearing shouting and stuff over the radio the whole time
>Almost done with the book, shuttle docks
>Still writing as the shuttle leaves
>Put my story in the book binder, shuttle has 10 seconds left at this point
>Waiting for book to come out, round ends
>"At least the round never restarts right away"
>Round restarting in 60 seconds
>Grab dat fukken book and sprint at sanic speed to the scanner, toss it in, and import it
>Stuck locked in the library with the vox who thinks i'm a pervert who's trying to steal his job until round ends
That really shouldn't have seemed so exciting to me
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:09 UTC+1 No.78514695 Report

>>78514564
you did print ASIAN HOTTIES HUNGRY FOR COCK (18+) though right
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:10 UTC+1 No.78514773 Report

>>78514549
>mfw I didn't
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:10 UTC+1 No.78514778 Report

>>78514564
I want a hardbook copy of lusty xeno maid
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:10 UTC+1 No.78514792 Report

>>78512464
War digsites via xenoarch or rare drop in temple digsites
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:11 UTC+1 No.78514942 Report

>>78504075
She's BR

So am i and other four niggas who constantly play

We will take over. You just don't know it yet.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:12 UTC+1 No.78515068 Report

>we let a br have authority

:/
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:13 UTC+1 No.78515096 Report

>>78514942
I've insulted her for being Mexican for three years, I won't stop now. And I'm more concerned about all the French people on the server.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:13 UTC+1 No.78515162 Report

>>78514942

I am not ready for the HUEing hour.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:15 UTC+1 No.78515419 Report

>>78514549
post em so I an write the link down on paper in game and dump it round the station
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:16 UTC+1 No.78515496 Report

>>78514549
Is she fat?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:16 UTC+1 No.78515532 Report

>>78503632

>He thinks playing a girl means it's literally a girl playing

The only time you can say that is if you see it for yourself In real life.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:20 UTC+1 No.78516062 Report

>spawn as vox nuke op
>I don't have nitrogen
>start dying
>screaming for nitrogen
>myself and another op pray for help from the gods
>admin keeps healing me while another turns me into a human

Thanks guys.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:22 UTC+1 No.78516190 Report

>>78514942
Duvido viado. PODE VIR QUE EU TENHO OS MEUS MEMES PREPARADOS.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:23 UTC+1 No.78516364 Report

>>78516190
COLOCA OS MEME OS GRINGO FICA LOUCO

JA TEM UNS CINCO OU QUATRO MESMO, UM DELES ATÉ TINHA O NOME DE ALGUMA COISA A VER COM O JAILSON MENDES
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:28 UTC+1 No.78516905 Report

>>78516062

Racist! We demand equal treatment of syndicate members. All syndicate hubs and bases must have Vox ramps and have 10% of the staff non human at all times.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:28 UTC+1 No.78516957 Report

>>78516364
>>78516190
>BRs in spessmen
I thought I was the only person in the country playing this game
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:35 UTC+1 No.78517747 Report

>>78516957
Tudo é possível se você ter fé em ctulhu
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N3X15 08/29/14(Fri)23:36 UTC+1 No.78517923 Report

>>78507363
> Slimegirls
> Furry
what

>>78507278
Incorrect. 4chan hates everyone equally. This has been the case since the site started. I don't know where all this sunshine and hugs bullshit started, but it's not going to work due to the nature of anonymity.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:37 UTC+1 No.78518049 Report

>>78507363
>/d/ screaming angrily.wmv
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:38 UTC+1 No.78518134 Report

>>78517923

N3X
FIX HORROR FORM
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N3X15 08/29/14(Fri)23:39 UTC+1 No.78518207 Report

>>78518134
Hell no.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:39 UTC+1 No.78518327 Report

>>78518207

DAMN YOU
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:40 UTC+1 No.78518369 Report

>>78518207
DO IT BALDY
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:40 UTC+1 No.78518387 Report

>>78506936
>be ghost
>follow around girl with funny name
>they greytide their way into the HoS office without getting caught
>steals clothes, armor, cap, etc
>do somethinge else on another window then alt tab back
>she's naked and bucklecuffed to a chair
laff
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Ragnasal 08/29/14(Fri)23:42 UTC+1 No.78518628 Report

>>78518207
Any worthwhile updates on ByondByond?
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Not Pomf 08/29/14(Fri)23:44 UTC+1 No.78518801 Report

>>78518134
Nothing is wrong with horror form you nerd
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:45 UTC+1 No.78518983 Report

>>78518801
SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:47 UTC+1 No.78519196 Report

>>78518801
gib admin pls
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:47 UTC+1 No.78519230 Report

>>78518983

HE'S A CHICKEN
NO WAIT
HE'S NOT A CHICKEN
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:53 UTC+1 No.78519973 Report

>Playing alone testing shit on my private server
>BEEP BEEP
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:54 UTC+1 No.78520094 Report

BR here.

I play SS13.

How does that make you feel?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:55 UTC+1 No.78520185 Report

>>78520094

Apathetic.
If you were a slav, I would be worried.
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:56 UTC+1 No.78520284 Report

>>78520185
Is that one Russian SS13 server still around?
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Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)23:58 UTC+1 No.78520507 Report

>>78520284

I wouldn't doubt it. Bet it still has a sizable following too, goddamn Russians.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:00 UTC+1 No.78520682 Report

>>78518207
One day while Nexis was quitting, Heredth got bald. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Nex icked and got himself banned. He approached Nexis which startled him and make him decompile everywhere on the floor and on Herd too. Being drenched in his code made him balder than ever! Herd: "Rob Senpai! I'm alive and I want to code INSIDE OF YOU." Nexis: "Oh Herdie Chan! I always knew you were bald! I want to stuff you up my kawaii repository!" Herd grabbed a bunch of shitty code and rubbed it all over his scalp Herd: "Oh my! It's spaghetti code! Spaghetti is my favorite! Herd then stuffed his head up into Nex's borked compiler! The other coders around the room watched intently as Heredth shoved his code back and forth into Nexis' nice repo, continuously making a buggy feature noise. The other coders also became aroused and they all gathered around Herd and Nex and started to decompile all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Nexis: "Oh my goodness, Herdie Chan! You are churning my repo up so well! Your pull requests are spamming me with emails! OH YES! All the other coders became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Heredth completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Nexis' nice dead repo. Nex: "No wait guys! My repo cannot hold this much! It's getting so full! All the coders went inside of poor screaming Rob's repos, and pretty much, they were beyond full, and died from having their code completely damaged. Pomf came inside and found Nexis, banned with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE repo full of useless shit
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:05 UTC+1 No.78521296 Report

>>78520284
>>78520507
>go on russianstation
>suddenly vodka bottle smahed over my head
>dragged to maintenance and tabled
>kidney removed by two people via glass shards and budget vodka and a guy plays a tune of a harmonica
>suddenly security walks in with the captain
>Russian speaking intensifies
>suddenly kidney thrown at captain
>security beats to shit and murders both slavs and harmonica player, loots their shit and then puts a bullet in my head
>captain takes vodka, and walks off

yep, fucking russians
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:06 UTC+1 No.78521371 Report

>>78515496
I saw them as well.
Yes.
And pretty fuckin' nasty looking too.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:07 UTC+1 No.78521524 Report

>>78518207
H-how about borers then?
or the broken as fuck defib code?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:09 UTC+1 No.78521730 Report

>>78520185
anuuuuuuu, cheeki breeki iv damke!
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:10 UTC+1 No.78521804 Report

>four minutes into round
>playing as changeling
>fucking king of the greyshits walks into my cargo bay
>insulated gloves, loaded toolbelt, sunglasses
>pull him into supply shuttle
>paralysis and abosrb him

And nothing of value was lost.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:12 UTC+1 No.78522072 Report

where do you request a race at?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:12 UTC+1 No.78522126 Report

>you wake up in the middle of the night
>suddendly you hear the clown's steps getting closer
>they stop at your door
>after a few seconds that feel like minutes you hear a quiet honk

what do /ss13g/
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:15 UTC+1 No.78522428 Report

>>78522126

Shout "CHEEKI BREEKI" and perform the slavic tracksuit dance of my people.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:20 UTC+1 No.78523047 Report

>>78521730
I was laughing bateman because I was the bomber.
Fun round though guys.
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N3X15 08/30/14(Sat)00:22 UTC+1 No.78523204 Report

>>78518628
I finished recoding the Object Tree yesterday. Going to test it today.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:23 UTC+1 No.78523349 Report

>>78521371
I feel like you guys are just making this up, but if its real it makes me feel much better. Go on and tell me how much of a horrible person she is and how ugly her deformed body is.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:23 UTC+1 No.78523372 Report

>>78523204
Hey NEXIS
>BYOND
Why do you choose this shitty game engine.
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)00:24 UTC+1 No.78523494 Report

>>78522072
Post idea in thread.
Get mocked and jeered.
Decide to use it as an excuse to get into coding.
Wait until someone asks 'X when'
Ask why, it was a terrible idea that nobody liked and people thought was edgy
Be confused at people suddenly liking the idea
Post a few lore snippets that you wrote to test the waters
Wait for hype train to build
Start coding it
Have Nexis do it for you in half the time and a third of the code.
Fall into a spiral of thankfulness and disillusion.
Never pick up coding again because personally feel BTFO despite no ill intent intended.
Play race as adminbus.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:25 UTC+1 No.78523565 Report

>>78523494
i meant to play as one in game
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:26 UTC+1 No.78523685 Report

>>78518387
I sat there for ages waiting for someone to show up. I was taunting them over sec and command then shot them up with lasertag guns before resting to surrender. Riot shield blocked everything
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:26 UTC+1 No.78523716 Report

>>78523565
You can pick it in character select.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:26 UTC+1 No.78523756 Report

>>78523565
See the last step in Rag's list.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:26 UTC+1 No.78523760 Report

>>78523494
This is so true its not even funny.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:27 UTC+1 No.78523797 Report

>>78523565

Go to "Setup Character" and select "Race."
There are five different races, each with their own benefits and downsides.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:27 UTC+1 No.78523843 Report

I know antag rights and all. but comeon.

objectives are the entire reason you're an antag. if you're not even trying to do them, you shouldn't be antag at all since you're just looking for valids like an average greyshitter
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)00:27 UTC+1 No.78523849 Report

>>78523565
Oh...

Character selection > Change character > Species > Select species
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)00:28 UTC+1 No.78523934 Report

>>78523204
next test server please. I have things I must do
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:29 UTC+1 No.78524042 Report

>>78523843

>People waste a golden opportunity to fuck with the crew on a repetitive killing spree
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)00:29 UTC+1 No.78524113 Report

>>78523843
It wasn't a team based traitor round and I wasn't being a faggot, therefore according to the online admins I'm all good.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:30 UTC+1 No.78524186 Report

>>78523843

Nothing personelle kid
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:31 UTC+1 No.78524276 Report

>>78523349
What's wrong anon? Did I hurt your feelings once?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:31 UTC+1 No.78524352 Report

>>78524113

it has nothign to do with felow traitor killing. you just flatout said you aren't playing traitor to do what you were selected to do

you basically played nuke ops and fucked off to do whatever you wanted to do and make 0 effort to get the disk or anything
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)00:32 UTC+1 No.78524382 Report

>>78523760
Plasmamen in a nutshell. RIP.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:33 UTC+1 No.78524506 Report

>Have plastic bag loaded with meds
>Autoinjector problem solver
>Captain gets welderbombed on shuttle
>Keep begging heads to let me in, I have meds and can treat him, show pills even
>They ignore me
>Hack in
>They disarm and strip me
>They jab the captain with my zombie powder autoinjector
>Could have let me just stuff in a bucket of bicard, tricord, iron and fix up any bleeds or anything else but nooo, gotta use someone else's shit that you don't even know is actual medicine or lethal
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:33 UTC+1 No.78524519 Report

>Abraham Lincoln welder bombs on the shuttle
>Wasn't antag at round end
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:33 UTC+1 No.78524550 Report

>>78524113
are you high? were being a faggot the thing you said in dead chat was as faggot as you could be.

you transcended normal faggotry with that comment
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:34 UTC+1 No.78524647 Report

>>78524276
At least my pictures aren't floating around the internet Maria.
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)00:35 UTC+1 No.78524687 Report

>>78524519
I don't understand.
When pomf is on, welderbombing is an instant week ban no excuses.
Why do you faggots think this is okay now?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:36 UTC+1 No.78524854 Report

>>78524687

Cause pomf wasn't on~
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)00:36 UTC+1 No.78524880 Report

>>78524352
that wasn't a nuke ops round faggot. nice try
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:37 UTC+1 No.78524957 Report

>>78524880
it's a comparison.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:37 UTC+1 No.78524985 Report

>>78524647
That's not my name anon. Not even close.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:38 UTC+1 No.78525097 Report

>>78524985
Whatever you say Tacolina Hernandez
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)00:40 UTC+1 No.78525295 Report

>>78524854
>tfw can't ban people by using phone
At least I can browse logs
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:46 UTC+1 No.78525934 Report

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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)00:52 UTC+1 No.78526704 Report

>>78524957
its completely different. according to the admins a nuke ops round of me killing my nuke ops buddy would get me banned, but, not a non-team based round
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:55 UTC+1 No.78527016 Report

>>78526704
You are the biggest fucking faggot I have ever seen.

Go get your valids somewhere else, like NoX
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:56 UTC+1 No.78527113 Report

>>78527016
He is, but not for that reason.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:56 UTC+1 No.78527210 Report

>>78525934
That sounds like it would be so annoying
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)00:57 UTC+1 No.78527347 Report

>>78525934
i do like the popups, having a mini wiki for new antags is helpful
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:01 UTC+1 No.78527746 Report

>Be nook ops
>We arms and teleport in bridge
>So far all is well
>Run into HoS on our way out
>Chaos ensue
>One nook ops fire a fucking RPG
>Get caught in the explosion blast, lose my stuff and get separated by robust firelock with an another nook ops
>We robust the HoS and HoP
>Out of shit, half dead, and deaf
>Secborg stun us and cuff
>Try to escape
>Get tasered
>Mime get to my corpse
>deathgasp

Why did you took that fucking RPG?

Why?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:01 UTC+1 No.78527781 Report

>>78527210
You can close it, you know.

>>78525934
How long does Enthrall last?
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)01:01 UTC+1 No.78527787 Report

>>78527016
valids? I was a fucking traitor that round bitch
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:01 UTC+1 No.78527851 Report

>>78527787
except you specifically stated you were looking for valids
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:02 UTC+1 No.78527896 Report

>>78527781
Dunno, the only guy I tried to enthrall escaped.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:03 UTC+1 No.78528029 Report

>>78523843
>mfw cold steel tattled on me to the admins about throwing him behind the bar counter and pelting him with a few floortiles
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)01:04 UTC+1 No.78528162 Report

>>78527851
when and where?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:04 UTC+1 No.78528248 Report

new to trying dionea. what exactl defines as darkness?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:05 UTC+1 No.78528331 Report

>>78528248

No lights.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:06 UTC+1 No.78528374 Report

>>78527746

why are tasers allowed to instantly down a fully Armourd person?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:06 UTC+1 No.78528380 Report

>>78525934
>goon vampires have cloak instead of shadowmeld
>drinking blood makes the target go unconcious
>/vg/ vampire rounds last longer than ling rounds as a result
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:06 UTC+1 No.78528413 Report

>>78528248

Darkness refers to any dim or dark place on the station.
Stay in the light and keep a flashlight on your person in case of an emergency.
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)01:06 UTC+1 No.78528414 Report

>>78528029
mfw you probably got banned for not just throwing me behind the bar, but, almost critically me. Floor tiles do a ton of damage and you probably knew that, but, even if you didn't you had no right. I actually almost died during surgery thanks to it. You also antagonized someone else in the hall by walking in front of them because they were slower then you and not allowing them to pass most of the start of the round.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:06 UTC+1 No.78528451 Report

>>78528248
>what exactl defines as darkness?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:06 UTC+1 No.78528453 Report

>>78528162

>>78523843 ?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:06 UTC+1 No.78528469 Report

>>78526704
>>78526704
>>78526704
>>78526704
>>78526704
>>78526704
Okay niggers if you want to stop obnoxious faggots like this from murderbonering every round 'cuz its funs lol' then you better start speaking up to pomf or the resident headmin about changing antag rules. Otherwise shut the fuck up.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:06 UTC+1 No.78528471 Report

>>78527746
As the Captain, I'm incredibly glad that I had left the brig before you all teleported in. If you had waited for me to come back to my office, that would've been a lot different.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:06 UTC+1 No.78528475 Report

>trying to join without closing game
>"Another login has been made with your IP"
>have to sit through more loading

life is sufferin
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:07 UTC+1 No.78528480 Report

>Spawn as Janitor
>fuck around a bit
>people screaming about malf-AI coloured APCs
>notice every borg is a secborg
>begin to sweat nervously
>A guy runs into a door and gets shocked
>PANIC
>Talking to HoP about getting thermite and shit
>Suddenly the AI goes "SYNDICATES ON THE BRIDGE"
>zoom over, confirm that HOLY SHIT NUKE OPS
>Apologize to the AI, pull out my cleaner grenades, slip a red-suited motherfucker
>BYOND suddenly chokes on a wall of dicks, making me unable to pick up the syndie's guns and shoot him
>die from being lasered in the dick

Gud round

who got banned at the end?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:08 UTC+1 No.78528620 Report

>>78528413

so space is okay then? thats my real question i suppose
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:08 UTC+1 No.78528646 Report

>>78528480
the king
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)01:08 UTC+1 No.78528686 Report

>>78528453
read the rest of my post, realize how fucking stupid you are, then kill yourself please, k thanks.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:09 UTC+1 No.78528710 Report

>>78528646
what king do?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:09 UTC+1 No.78528735 Report

>>78528414
>>78528686
baby gonna cry
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:09 UTC+1 No.78528762 Report

>>78528620

Not sure, but I don't think so.
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)01:10 UTC+1 No.78528823 Report

>>78528469
I spoke to them and I was well within the rules
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:10 UTC+1 No.78528891 Report

>>78527746
>robusting anything when you're using guns
Newfags plz die
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:11 UTC+1 No.78528956 Report

>>78528620
you still need a need a pressure suit
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:11 UTC+1 No.78528981 Report

>>78528710
From what I could tell he was taking greytide to another level.
IED'd the area around the escape shuttle so everyone would get spaced on escape.
He also killed Ian.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:12 UTC+1 No.78529009 Report

>>78528823
did you really? so far allw e have is your word on that
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:13 UTC+1 No.78529187 Report

>>78528956
yeah i figure as much
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:15 UTC+1 No.78529360 Report

>>78528620
>>78528956

fire fighter suit+ burns heal pills and a diona can space walk

we have zero space suits that fit dionas right now
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:16 UTC+1 No.78529602 Report

Would a Ripley with a mounted RCD, cable layer, and hydraulic clamp be a good gift for the CE?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:18 UTC+1 No.78529739 Report

>>78528981
What a hero
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:19 UTC+1 No.78529905 Report

>>78529602
probably a power relay instead of clamp, otherwise he'll need to return to a charger / replace the cell frequently

mounted RCD burns power
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:20 UTC+1 No.78529945 Report

>>78529602

fire fighter Ripley
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:22 UTC+1 No.78530195 Report

>>78529360
oh good, thanks. that would suck if i ended up going miner without knowing the lack of suits
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:24 UTC+1 No.78530417 Report

>>78529905
Does the Mounted RCD do anything special?
Or is it just RCD, just for mechs?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:26 UTC+1 No.78530681 Report

>>78530417
it has x3 range
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:26 UTC+1 No.78530687 Report

>>78530417

Same as any old RCD just only mechs can use it
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:28 UTC+1 No.78530843 Report

>>78529905
I was thinking the clamp could be used to load supplies. But you make a good point. What relay would be best?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:32 UTC+1 No.78531184 Report

>>78530843

energy relay this lets the mech draw power form apcs
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:39 UTC+1 No.78531953 Report

>>78530843
depends on whats available. but either of the reactors would want to be used in space online since they emit toxins
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:48 UTC+1 No.78532875 Report

>>78531953
space only*
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:48 UTC+1 No.78532915 Report

This Occu guy is a gigantic, leddit-tier fagbasket.
Ban when?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:49 UTC+1 No.78532971 Report

>>78532915
He's literally the most cancerous player I know
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:49 UTC+1 No.78533025 Report

>>78532915
He's really obnoxious, he even uses a trip for no reason
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:49 UTC+1 No.78533039 Report

>>78532915
wehn u code et
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:50 UTC+1 No.78533079 Report

>>78532915
he says xD unironically
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:50 UTC+1 No.78533091 Report

>>78532915
>hurr suck muh dick
>in OOC
is this guy twelve or just a fucking idiot?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:50 UTC+1 No.78533097 Report

>>78533025
>not having anonymizer on since its invention

i havent seen a trip in years
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:50 UTC+1 No.78533108 Report

And then no mystery murder happened
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:50 UTC+1 No.78533152 Report

>>78527746

>New round
>Nook ops again
>OH WELP
>Volunteer to scout the station
>Stalk the cap for 15 good fucking minute waiting for an opening
>Decide fuck it, I'll try to get close and parapen in his ass
>Other Ops bomb the shit out of the bridge
>In the confusion the disk get trashed in maint, for some reasons
>Snatch it
>Pass it to an another ops
>Get on the shuttle, bomb armed
>Get the fuck out
>Mission complete

That was tacticool as fuck.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:52 UTC+1 No.78533317 Report

>>78532915
Can we get an admin to give us an official statement on WHY THIS TURBOSHITTER IS NOT BANNED YET?
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)01:52 UTC+1 No.78533353 Report

>>78532971
If other people used trips you would see I'm not the only player you would know. Also you don't know me bitch nigger.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:52 UTC+1 No.78533420 Report

>>78532915

is this abraham liincoln?

he has done so much ban worthy shit, fucknig ban him
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:53 UTC+1 No.78533445 Report

>>78532915
on the other hand, scrappy gundamu is a pretty cool guy
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)01:53 UTC+1 No.78533523 Report

>>78533317
If I ever get banned, who is going to actually do work on the station?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:54 UTC+1 No.78533570 Report

>>78533523
Literally anyone else.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:54 UTC+1 No.78533609 Report

>>78527896
On a similar note
>win a round as a vampire
>get an achievement reward
>become able to turn any suit into "Dio's outfit"
Goon outweebing 4chan.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:55 UTC+1 No.78533676 Report

>>78533523
The same people who are doing it now, shitstain
Please eat a fresh bullt
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)01:59 UTC+1 No.78534115 Report

ironman type exosuit in the form of a hardsuit for roboticist when?
>robust
>built in jetpack
>built in internals/gasmask
>built in medhud/sechud
>built in insulated gloves
>can shoot lasers? from hands when
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:01 UTC+1 No.78534318 Report

>>78534115
when empty handed*
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:06 UTC+1 No.78534708 Report

>>78534115
Already has enough broken toys to build.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:06 UTC+1 No.78534714 Report

>>78534115
>epin OP hardsuit for a cunty job
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:10 UTC+1 No.78535049 Report

>>78534115
Stop posting anytime
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:13 UTC+1 No.78535290 Report

>>78534115
Roboticist can already fucking emag every borg on the station without anyone knowing.

Roboticist does not need anything fucking else.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:16 UTC+1 No.78535562 Report

>>78534115

Last thing antag roboticist/RD needs

they both can easy emag the borgs+arm the mechs with weapons
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)02:22 UTC+1 No.78536089 Report

>>78535049
It's a casual enabler. Would never be implimented.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:30 UTC+1 No.78536784 Report

Jesus Christ, I just got super mad at spessmen for no real reason, shit.
Midi, was there actually something wrong? I realized that if you were just fucking with me, you'd probably have said something, so I'm not sure
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)02:31 UTC+1 No.78536876 Report

>>78533317
In progress. Let him dig the hole deeper.
In the meantime just filter them.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:32 UTC+1 No.78536913 Report

Shrek event when?
>Warnings come in over comms
>someBODY
>Suddenly fuckloads of hostile mutons spawn in the station, all named Shrek
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:33 UTC+1 No.78536996 Report

>>78536784
I was unoperational because of all the explosions in bridge. My powercell blew out, my cyborg armor fucked up and all. Couldn't talk or hear anything, tried to get myself fixed but welp.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:34 UTC+1 No.78537068 Report

WILL THE CAPTAIN AND THE HACKER WAKE FROM THEIR ETERNAL SLEEP?
WILL THE MMI EVER SPEAK?
DOES THE POSITRONIC BRAIN LIKE HIS SUNGLASSES?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF SPACE STATION 13!
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:35 UTC+1 No.78537153 Report

>>78536996
Ah, figured as much.
I was just yelling a lot of insults at you, until I realized you never actually reacted to any of them.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:35 UTC+1 No.78537194 Report

>>78536876
Rag.
You're based a fuck, you know that?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:36 UTC+1 No.78537281 Report

NO MORE NUKEOPS
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:36 UTC+1 No.78537292 Report

>>78523494
space sharks when
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:37 UTC+1 No.78537413 Report

>>78537068

>Previously, On Space Station 13

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
you speak but cannot hear yourself...
you speak but cannot hear yourself...
you speak but cannot hear yourself...
you speak but cannot hear yourself...
Mike Wesley speaks but you cannot hear them...
s-s-s-s-t-t-t-o-o-o-o-p t-t-t-t-h-h-h-e-e-e-e f-f-f-f-u-u-u-c-c-c-k-i-i-i-n-n-g-g c-c-c-c-l-l-l-o-o-o-w-w-n
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

>And now the conclusion of Space Station 13

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:41 UTC+1 No.78537768 Report

>>78537413
Now for some messages from our sponsor, Nanotrasen!

>Remember kids, if you don't buy Nanotrasen brand products, the Syndicate will win and murder your parents!
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)02:42 UTC+1 No.78537813 Report

>>78537194
Why the fuck am I the only one to Remove Teegee. getting tired of this shit when rules 0 and 6/7(?) are in place.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:44 UTC+1 No.78538041 Report

>>78537813
What are they doing? General greytide fuckery?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:45 UTC+1 No.78538112 Report

>>78537813
Because the actual good admins gave up, just like the coders and mappers.
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)02:46 UTC+1 No.78538209 Report

>>78538041
Greytide, drama, ooc shitstorms. I'd accuse them of being Kingston but they type differently.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:47 UTC+1 No.78538329 Report

Gimme something feasible to code that can be done today and tested tomorrow.

Most popular thing wins, though I still get to pick and choose if the winning thing is worse then my funposts.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:48 UTC+1 No.78538357 Report

>>78538112
giving up is the first step to admitting you have a problem
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:50 UTC+1 No.78538556 Report

>>78538329
disassembable wooden barricades via crowbar
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:50 UTC+1 No.78538567 Report

>>78538329

A PDA recolor and dispenser machine in HOP office.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:51 UTC+1 No.78538640 Report

>>78537292
When you code it :^)
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:51 UTC+1 No.78538656 Report

>>78538112
I haven't given up, just don't have time
I want to come back and help refactor everything and make an actually good new map when i can
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:52 UTC+1 No.78538680 Report

>>78538329
Make pushed over tables block missiles and thrown objects.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:52 UTC+1 No.78538690 Report

>>78538329
bees go to sleep when you smoke them out :)
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)02:53 UTC+1 No.78538763 Report

>>78538329
Bugfixes.
Specifically a bug where some cultists don't start with words or papers.

When there is a lack of dead people/ghosts/observers and there are more alien-infected bodies than ghosts, the embryos cycle indefinitely without choosing from a list of the dead.

Quite annoying bugs.

Also, more of a spriting thong but constructs need their own HUD soon.
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Heredth 08/30/14(Sat)02:55 UTC+1 No.78538918 Report

>>78538329
Whoops forgot my fedoratrip.

>>78538567
This is good shit.

>>78538556
>>78538680
Ask Dylan about that, he's the one that coded those.

>>78538690
Bees are like ninja. I don't wanna touch that shit.

>>78538763
Those reported?

If not, report them so I can see if I can fix them later.
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)02:56 UTC+1 No.78539038 Report

>>78538918
I'll report them on the github, and replicate the alien bug on the live server.

Fox borers and alien spawns before adding new shit, I want to throw some game modes out there.
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Heredth 08/30/14(Sat)02:57 UTC+1 No.78539057 Report

>>78538918
Anyone else wanna chime in?

If not, PDA thing is my first choice simply because I can just !!STOLED!! that
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:58 UTC+1 No.78539205 Report

PLEASE ADD TODAY'S DATE TO TO THE PDA. NOTHING BREAKS MY IMMERSIONS MORE THAN NOT KNOWING WHAT FUCKING DAY IT IS! PLEASE AND FUCKING THANK YOU!
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)02:59 UTC+1 No.78539239 Report

>>78538567
Oh God fucking this please as soon as possible, holy shit why don't we have this yet
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Heredth 08/30/14(Sat)03:00 UTC+1 No.78539368 Report

>>78539205
What's the date though?

I always go with 20XX, but I'd like to think it's around 2525, because muh lobby song.

I might add a time/date system to the PDA after the recolorer if I go with that.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:01 UTC+1 No.78539387 Report

>>78539239
>>78538567

Someone already made it, I remember a screenshot being posted.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:01 UTC+1 No.78539413 Report

>>78538918
Good to see you're still here and becoming a serious coder, i remember trying to help ya with that sound synth thingy way back when

Also how is duny doing with that Efficiency port, is it playable yet?
Looks like it hasn't been updated for a few weeks.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:02 UTC+1 No.78539496 Report

>>78539368
but it goes up to 4545
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:03 UTC+1 No.78539610 Report

>>78538656
How does it feel knowing any new map will be rejected by the community because they can't metagame properly on it?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:06 UTC+1 No.78539832 Report

Is it feasible to play SS13 in a space ship instead of a space station?

What would need to be changed?
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Heredth 08/30/14(Sat)03:06 UTC+1 No.78539838 Report

>>78539496
Pretty sure the song does not end at 4545.

Also on an unrelated note,

>We weren't in the industrial age that long ago
>We're in the computer age now
>We will be interplanetary within the next 50 years
>Who's to say we won't be interstellar within the next 200

This makes sense to me, with the way we're advancing, most civilized countries (murica, russia, europoors) will be on mars by the next few decades.

All it takes is one smart guy to change the human race, remember that.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:06 UTC+1 No.78539871 Report

>>78539413
Is duny even still alive?
Maybe he gave up trying to deal with the community like the bald one.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:07 UTC+1 No.78539951 Report

>>78539610
That reminds me, has anyone implemented widespread random spawning yet?
i.e. armory weapons/armor, engineering materials, maint loot, space loot, monster spawns, bot spawns, medbay meds/equipment, etc etc?
I had everything roughly fleshed out but never got around to the pull request.
Can dig it up if anyone's interested.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:09 UTC+1 No.78540091 Report

>>78539610
I don't dislike them because they were impossible to power/metagame on, really, you just need the map on standby to find everything.
The problem was the two maps we have used other than box are:
Efficiencymaint station
XBOXHUEG Station
Efficiency was okay, I like new maint things, but that shit was fucking absurd with a majority of the station being maint.
XBOXHUEG was just that, it's too fucking big, and its atmos was broken because the maker didn't know how to make it.

I like the map someone else has been working on, with the station split up, and you need taxis to get around.
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)03:10 UTC+1 No.78540183 Report

>>78539838
Let's be realistic.
I believe in the next 100 years we will be focused on border squabbles, immigration, and religious matters to focus too intently upon space travel.

We will develop and perfect laser, energy, and plasma based weaponry in conjunction with designing a stable warpdrive before we ever venture beyond Mars.

When humanity perfects it's weaponry is when we strike into space. At least it'd be the sensible route.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:11 UTC+1 No.78540272 Report

>>78539832
Bay originally had a spaceship as a map.
As I recall, they had some trouble with moving the atmos along with the ship itself, too big I think?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:11 UTC+1 No.78540332 Report

>>78539832
presumably it would be in constant motion, and as such there would be nothing that one could travel to outside of the ship. There would also need to be a large engine room and propulsion systems, among other things. The captain would also have to drive.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:13 UTC+1 No.78540512 Report

>>78540332
Round starts with a stationary or sub-warp speed, you can leave the ship via EVA normally.

When it's in motion all external airlocks are bolted.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:15 UTC+1 No.78540652 Report

>>78540272
Yeah, there's a reason why even small areas like the escape shuttle and mining shuttle have no lighting and no atmos.
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Heredth 08/30/14(Sat)03:16 UTC+1 No.78540757 Report

>>78540183
>yfw WE are the evil aliens from outer space

Daily reminder that we're more likely to find less advanced civilizations/species then we are to find more advanced ones

>We call out for aliens to come and talk to us all the time
>We never get an answer
>We hear aliens call out for aliens to talk to
>We answer the call because we know how it feels
>Advanced aliens watch from the sidelines, proud of the compassion their lab-rats are showing
>Advanced aliens reach out to the collation of species we've created
>They created us to unite everyone so they can have enough manpower to escape heat death
>We escape the heat death of the universe hand in hand

This is too cute not to be true.

If only I could see it.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:17 UTC+1 No.78540845 Report

Hey, can I get this revoked?

I didn't notice the admin chat at all, my bad. Me and a friend were playing together.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:17 UTC+1 No.78540853 Report

>>78540183
This reminds me of a lot of HFY stories.
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)03:17 UTC+1 No.78540856 Report

>>78540332
>The captain would also have to drive
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:18 UTC+1 No.78540967 Report

>>78540856
>Auto was only doing his job and following his laws ;_;
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:19 UTC+1 No.78540981 Report

>>78540845

appeal on forums
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:20 UTC+1 No.78541101 Report

Imagine how cool (or game-breaking) would it be to be possible to de-orbit the station

>you are traitor
>objective: de-orbit the station and make it burn down as it gets closer and closer to the sun

IRL you just have to kill the horizontal velocity to make the orbit smaller. That's how they de-orbited the Mir and are planning to de-orbit the ISS aswell.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:20 UTC+1 No.78541116 Report

>>78537813
Because I've been away for awhile. I'll help you Remove Teebab next time I'm on.
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Heredth 08/30/14(Sat)03:21 UTC+1 No.78541129 Report

>>78540967
>So was HAL9000

why does every fucking story of an AI gone 'rogue' have to do with human error
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)03:21 UTC+1 No.78541135 Report

>>78540853
It's just the reasonable course of solutions when it comes to the unknown. You can send out as many probes into space as you want, but with a manned mission always expect them to come back home. And expect something to follow them.

'Better to be safe than sorry.'
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:23 UTC+1 No.78541341 Report

>>78539871
Nexis quits twice a month, he'll be back.
Burnout happens. For me it was actually the code that made me give up the first time. Both BYOND's and SS13's.
Trying to refactor basic systems made of 5 years of spaghetti code is a soul-crushing experience.

>>78540091
I had several plans for modular stations with shuttle transport, especially ones built across 24 128x128 z-levels rather than 6 256x256 z-levels as we have now. Never got off the ground due to time constraints and no help.

>>78539832
I've thought about this too.
The most interesting way would involve a smaller z-level size (as above) and a split crew.

One plan would have half the crew on a stationary structure, and the other half on a ship that moves between the other z-levels using cross-z copying (like the shuttles).
Each z-level would be a different area, eg asteroids, alien planets, derelicts, etc.

Another would have the crew on multiple opposing ships. Simplest layout would be one large NT and a smaller Syndicate.
The NT ship would have to conduct as much research and collect as many resources as possible, while the Syndicates would have to stop them (while taking the resources and prototypes for themselves).

The ships would have universal dock areas (unlike the current specific system, where the vox, pirate, and newcop skipjacks can only dock in their personal areas).
When they happen to dock in the same zlevel, boarding action would spice things up a bit.
They could also play cat-and-mouse, with the NT ship hunting down the smaller, faster syndies.

You get the idea. Lots of potential.
It's not even that much work code-wise compared to some other crazy ideas i've worked on...
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:23 UTC+1 No.78541361 Report

>>78540272
Why not redesign the station into a ship shape, then just add the shuttle movement tiles outside. Put them 3-5 tiles away from the ship to allow for EVA and other outside repairs.
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Heredth 08/30/14(Sat)03:24 UTC+1 No.78541389 Report

Right, gonna do the PDA painter now
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:25 UTC+1 No.78541529 Report

>>78541135
This always happens in Aurora.
Detecting a heat signature that's not yours is a heart stopping moment. You could have just detected a small freighter, or a scout ship from an empire spanning dozens of star systems. And then you purge them in the name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ anyway.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:26 UTC+1 No.78541542 Report

>>78540981
Forums ain't opening for me. The page down or is it my shitty fucking internet?
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Heredth 08/30/14(Sat)03:26 UTC+1 No.78541551 Report

>>78541361
>Put them 3 tiles away
that would leave space just stationary for three tiles

also if it got removed there would be stationary space

why do you think we have indestructible shuttles
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)03:26 UTC+1 No.78541567 Report

>>78541101
>Warning: Station gravitational desynchronization interrupted. Collisions with [STAR] imminent.
>Station increases 10 degrees in temperature a minute
>Race to the shuttle
>By the time the shuttle arrives, meteor damage everywhere
>Everything is melting
>Ion storms and sunspots creating blackouts aboard the station and fucking over silicon
Neat.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:27 UTC+1 No.78541661 Report

>>78539832

I'd be better if we could get multi-floors working neatly to make a space ship. The station is already ridiculous large being a single floor level as wide as it is, a spaceship would have to be Eiffel Tower in length and shape to fit all the departments on neatly.
The idea of SpaceShip13 would be neat though.

>>78539610

When I played earlier in the year the idea for new maps would be "they'd follow a theme". One theme being EVA, where everything is connected by narrow halls and 2x2 walk ways with airlocks everywhere, and head offices were floating cubicles basically. They were making mspaint rough sketches and everything, but some guy insisted on placing engineering dead center of the station, and the kitchen with it for some reason, and everyone kept disagreeing. So no new station was drawn up in the end.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:27 UTC+1 No.78541687 Report

>>78541389
heredth
code PDA chatrooms
do it heredth i dare you
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Heredth 08/30/14(Sat)03:28 UTC+1 No.78541749 Report

>>78541687
>A chatroom within a chatroom
but why
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:28 UTC+1 No.78541768 Report

>>78541542
It's working.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:29 UTC+1 No.78541832 Report

>>78541567
>new uses for nexis' end of the world code
We already have supermatter boom and Nar-Sie summoning triggering variants of the end of the world code, it can't be too hard to edit it to have stuff catch on fire and have EMPs spawn randomly
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:30 UTC+1 No.78541960 Report

>>78541341
I like your ideas, please make it happen.

I tried to create map of my own, was planning to make it a military station. Fuck byond, fuck dreammaker. Also when I realised that everyone would be armed to teeth it got me spooked.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:30 UTC+1 No.78541990 Report

>>78541749
they're already partially implemented but commented out and only need some refining from BALDMAN__NEW to be implemented.

i'd imagine they would work sorta like the newscasters only real time updates from across the station
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:30 UTC+1 No.78541995 Report

nth for 2 motnhs since ban
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:32 UTC+1 No.78542178 Report

>>78541995
fuck off yocutzo
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)03:33 UTC+1 No.78542231 Report

>>78541832
I could probably Adminbus a sunspot.
It's making sure EMP potency doesn't destroy every Borg on the station that screws me.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:41 UTC+1 No.78542842 Report

>>78542231
sm shards should cause something like goons solariums bad ending.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:51 UTC+1 No.78543746 Report

>>78527781
I was talking about the breathing and blinking manually with emotes
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:52 UTC+1 No.78543762 Report

Mech paintjobs when???
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)03:54 UTC+1 No.78543941 Report

So guys I followed the bomb guide, the plasma tank felt warm and the oxygen tank felt cold, yet when I opened the tank transfer valve nothing happened, what could I have done wrong to have caused that?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:00 UTC+1 No.78544465 Report

>>78543941
If it's just warm it's not hot enough.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:10 UTC+1 No.78545287 Report

2 hour apocalypse round when?

>people actually have to hide in different spots
>power wont last the whole time
>people will actually need to SURVIVE instead of HIDE
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:10 UTC+1 No.78545325 Report

Shitmins detected
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:15 UTC+1 No.78545708 Report

>>78545325
he's just going to ban you longer for posting in the thread
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:16 UTC+1 No.78545831 Report

Can shaftminers even spawn as vampire?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:17 UTC+1 No.78545905 Report

>>78545325
Retarded thing to do, champ. Should be perma. No mercy. Cull the herd.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:18 UTC+1 No.78545969 Report

>>78545325
>ban now becomes 4 times longer for posting in thread

Farewell
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:19 UTC+1 No.78546087 Report

>>78545325
>whining about a 2 week ban for being a shitter
Christ, just evade it instead of broadcasting your butthurt
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:19 UTC+1 No.78546121 Report

Herd, if you're still taking suggestions bring back the hair clippers so I can ruin the lives of pink haired anime characters
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)04:20 UTC+1 No.78546187 Report

Someone post the Plasmamen sprite sheet please
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:21 UTC+1 No.78546283 Report

Wait, there are ROBOT MAIDS now?????
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:22 UTC+1 No.78546386 Report

>>78546283
Yes, now please just cum and get over it.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:26 UTC+1 No.78546706 Report

>>78546386
I haven't played for like a year. What do they even do? Janitors?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:26 UTC+1 No.78546759 Report

>>78546706
just play the game
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:27 UTC+1 No.78546780 Report

>>78544465
How do I get it warmer? I turned the valve right after the burn
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:28 UTC+1 No.78546924 Report

>>78546759
Can't now. Bedtime. But is medbay still shitty?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:29 UTC+1 No.78546976 Report

>>78546924
>But is medbay still shitty?
Is this even a question? of course it is.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:31 UTC+1 No.78547138 Report

>>78546706
Robomaid was a request and it kinda made sense. Didn't have a clue of what I would have designed for jani otherwise
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:32 UTC+1 No.78547259 Report

>>78547138
>purple maid = janitor
>yellow maid = engineer
>red maid = sec
>gray maid = service
meh
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:36 UTC+1 No.78547581 Report

>>78547259
Yeah, no
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:52 UTC+1 No.78548998 Report

>>78547581
Fag
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:58 UTC+1 No.78549529 Report

Heredth, if you're still there, could you make it so Jukeboxes override the sound systems?
I got the AI a superjuke but it was fucked over by a soundsystem which pissed me off.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)04:59 UTC+1 No.78549631 Report

>>78546924

It's better than shitty, it's bad.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:01 UTC+1 No.78549750 Report

>>78549529

Let's extend it and make a central control for the sound system so someone can hack it and blast irritating shit through the station.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:02 UTC+1 No.78549863 Report

>>78549750
There is one, the Ruskie DJ Station.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:06 UTC+1 No.78550237 Report

>Decide to finally try DJ station
>Have a great time being a vibrant radio personality while vampires and shit are being yelled about over the radio
>Eventually, an engineer comes to my station for a quick pit stop, leaves right before a roboticist come in
>him and his pAI rest while the roboticist tries to recoup his wounds from battle
>eventually he dies and the pAI goes afk, getting a bit bored of DJing so I decide to start going depressed
>Finally shoot myself to the tune of Mad World, round ends off with some smooth jazz to send off the shuttle

10/10 round, thanks to all who visited my DJ station
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:10 UTC+1 No.78550503 Report

>>78550237
That was great, good job
Where were you?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:11 UTC+1 No.78550579 Report

That was a fun round

>vox chemist
>decide to remove the nitrogen tank of oppression
>make nitrogen cigarrettes and fat anti-toxin pills
>walk around for easily 95% of the round smoking with no mask
>get odd looks and questions of how I'm doing it
>make beakers of metal foam mix just in case
>actually get to use them to fix a hole right when it happens
>run around doped up on anti-toxin and hyperzine all the time
>make a hyperzine cloud in medbay lobby to make everyone go fast
>dance to the sound system music

Good times.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:11 UTC+1 No.78550640 Report

I assume being able to pull out multiple brains from the same head isn't normal. Seems like that good old defib bug, where you show up as semi-dead but at full health. And you can't move at all. Only solution is debraining, rebraining and cloning.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:13 UTC+1 No.78550785 Report

>>78550579
yeah good job with the metal foam
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:13 UTC+1 No.78550798 Report

>Be librarian again
>Stock my shelves, get muh cute clothes, relax
>Radiation belt!
>Hide in maint
>Get up to get some more water
>Come back, I'm on the ground and Cold Steel is putting handcuffs on me
>Run like crazy
>Now stuck in maint with no lights, no headset, and no use of my hands
>Shout at botanists for a few minutes, until Kat hears me and helps me out
>Proceed to chill some more
>Worst Jojo kills a baby Diona for no reason
>Then he spaces the corpse of the one we were trying to resurrect
>In the process of spacing him, also spaces Kat and a ton of watermelon
>Try to get Science to teleport her back so that she can get cloned
>Apparently telescience is being manned by a puddle of blood
>Decide to get a hardsuit and space myself to bring her back
>All hardsuits already stolen
>Other botanist friend killed himself when he couldn't help her
>Sadly get on the shuttle and leave
;_;
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:14 UTC+1 No.78550834 Report

>>78550237
You were a good DJ. I got loaded on hyperzine and danced in the halls for like 20 minutes.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:16 UTC+1 No.78550998 Report

>>78550785
Well, I just sort of recently realized you don't need to make everything a grenade. Just make a big beaker of the reactant, and another of the active ingredient + one reactant element and you can have instant reactions whenever you want, instead of fiddling with grenades (and grenades are finite, since you need the assemblies anyways).
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:17 UTC+1 No.78551110 Report

>>78550998
make a grenade case with metal sheet
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:18 UTC+1 No.78551198 Report

Aurx
pls
no

That's not what happened at all:
The borg kept dragging it off screaming about it being poisoned, which I was not aware of and assumed it was being a shiticon. It was depressurizing the entire kitchen each time, which nearly killed me (thank god for tricord snack bars).

It then proceeded to ignore repeated law two orders to stop and or return the sandwich.

The sandwich was inside the kitchen, and not meant for eating or within the reach of anyone who could eat it, therefore not presenting any form of human harm.

The only "explanation" I got from the borg was a bunch of "IT'S POISON HUMAN HARM HUMAN HARM MUST REMOVE" sort of yelling as it sped away with my glorious deep-fried garbage sandwich.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:18 UTC+1 No.78551206 Report

>>78551110
I'm talking about the igniters + timers. You only have so many, and then you need to go out and get them afterwards. Its easier to just reuse beakers for things like safe clouds of drugs, foam or any type, and other such things.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:19 UTC+1 No.78551245 Report

>>78545325
who?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:19 UTC+1 No.78551284 Report

>>78550579

>nitrogen cigarettes

The amount of shit you can do in this game is madness. I didn't know this was possible, can humans run around with 02 cigs??
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:20 UTC+1 No.78551378 Report

>>78551198
As someone who never saw this altercation, I can confirm that everything around the kitchen was depressurized due to explosions, but the kitchen was safe. If a door had been opened, it would have depressurized as well.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:21 UTC+1 No.78551408 Report

>>78551198
>depressurizing a room, harming humans (breaks law 1)
>ignoring law 2
>stealing shit from people

why the fuck is this guy banned, but not the borg? Was it that one shit-dick security borg that kept pulling shit people dropped around?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:23 UTC+1 No.78551571 Report

>>78551284
I realized how much was possible in this game when a cargo tech built two proximity dector assemblies in the cargo lobby. One that played a recorded message "Someone will answer you shortly" and the other that sent a signal to a receiver he was carrying around, warning him of people in the lobby. Ingenious as hell.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:23 UTC+1 No.78551583 Report

>>78551284
Honestly, I have no real idea if its actually worth a shit, since its only 15 units put into your body over as long as it takes to smoke one.

But yeah, to make one, just take a beaker with whatever drug/chemical you want, and have the cigarette in hand, and click on the beaker with that cig. It'll dip it into the beaker and soak up the chemical.

Drugged cigarettes are pretty useful for slow chemical release. If you're really creative, you can possibly get someone killed with them too.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:25 UTC+1 No.78551723 Report

>>78551408
>>78551198
Nice samefag :)
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:25 UTC+1 No.78551768 Report

>>78551198
>borgs that depressurize areas like greyshits despite this breaking law fucking one

Absolutely HARM
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:26 UTC+1 No.78551776 Report

>>78551583
>I have no real idea if its actually worth a shi

Just for clarification, I meant whether nitrogen cigarettes are worth a shit.

Stuff like bicard, dexalin plus, and other things can make really useful cigs.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:26 UTC+1 No.78551842 Report

>>78551198
Ban's not appearing on the ban page, you sure you're banned?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:27 UTC+1 No.78551885 Report

>prefs are AI, borg, mommi, return to lobby if prefs unavailable
>spawn as cargo tech
>curse the gods
>hack cargo's autolathe since I don't care if I die
>join sec
>sit around lobby with a jukebox, chilling out, occasionally farting on prisoners who get mouthy
>janitor stirs up a bunch of shit and winds up permabrigged
>his janicart is parked in the lobby behind the desk and nobody has the keys
>we laser the janicart until it explodes
>pray to the gods, have to sacrifice my taser to them in exchange for removing the janicart
>start sending people messages as the chaplain, since his PDA's lying around
>figure I should go investigate crimes and check out reports of space bats
>wind up in the library
>browsing the adult literature section
>demand femboys and traps
>all the books are broken
>pAI on a braindead buckled to a chair points out that the librarian is a crossdressing femboy
>make hamfisted passes at him and hand him photocopies of my butt with things written on the back
>get hungry, go searching for food
>eat a bunch of a gigantic sandwich that Freddy Fazbjorn is making
>wind up violently ill and start dying of toxin damage, but it was the discount dan's catching up to me
>wander around the halls, dying, after a trip to medbay
>entire station is depressurized
>manage to make my way to the shuttle, but vampires go berserk after launch
>save the femboy librarian and shove him in a locker
I had forgotten the simple pleasures of being human. What a cozy, enjoyable round.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:27 UTC+1 No.78551898 Report

>>78551198
I'm pretty much with the chef on this one. A fucking poisoned sandwich isn't causing harm its fucking "potential harm", unlike depressurizing rooms.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:30 UTC+1 No.78552101 Report

>>78551898
Lets not forget that chemists, scientists, and other professions have dangerous shit lying around all the time and borgs don't bother than about that.

It would be like dragging away a plasma canister. They both can hurt someone in two clicks (assuming the sandwich was even poison).
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:30 UTC+1 No.78552150 Report

>>78551776
>>78551583

>Medicinal Cigs

THE FUTURE

>>78551571

Oh man I had thought of a makeshift security system for a secrete lair but couldn't figure the combination out. This is brilliant, just tossing a proxy sensor build into a box, into a bag, and laying it by doors to give you time to stash or hide.
This game man.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:30 UTC+1 No.78552179 Report

>>78551885
>make hamfisted passes at him and hand him photocopies of my butt with things written on the back

DOING GOD'S WORK
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:31 UTC+1 No.78552236 Report

>>78551723
Nice shitpost :^)
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:33 UTC+1 No.78552362 Report

>>78551885
>The only person to eat the chef's sandwich gets sick
>from Discount Dan's
>borg wasn't even right about the sandwich
>nearly kills the chef
>chef gets banned anyways

topkek
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:35 UTC+1 No.78552541 Report

>>78552236
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:35 UTC+1 No.78552596 Report

>>78552541
THE GOYIM KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:37 UTC+1 No.78552735 Report

>>78552236
>>78552541

Man if we can't trust images in an image board, I don't know what to believe in anymore :(
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:37 UTC+1 No.78552743 Report

>>78532915
>http://ss13.undo.it/index.php/bans
>Occultimate
Look at all dese bannus!
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)05:40 UTC+1 No.78552974 Report

>>78552743
Oh hi ragnasal, you don't have to delete your name to post that silly.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:40 UTC+1 No.78553014 Report

>>78552743
Based as fuck

>>78552974
reported as fuck
(also dat tripcode)
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:41 UTC+1 No.78553036 Report

>>78552974
Occult plz go go homu'd with a rusty rake
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:44 UTC+1 No.78553290 Report

>>78552974
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)05:45 UTC+1 No.78553324 Report

>>78552974
I'm right here. I'm not afraid to use my trip to validate my identity as an admin.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:45 UTC+1 No.78553364 Report

>>78552743
BASED
A
S
E
D


I love you Ragnasal.
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)05:46 UTC+1 No.78553404 Report

>>78553290
>>78553036
Oh no, I'll still be here ^.~, maybe just not in the game. It is obvious I was too OP and needed to be nerfed.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:47 UTC+1 No.78553497 Report

>>78551571
<3
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:47 UTC+1 No.78553546 Report

>>78552974
[X] Ass-Blasted
[X] Buttroasted
[X] Colon Crucified
[X] Rectally Ragin'
[X] Shitter Shattered
[X] Pooper Punished
[X] Fanny-Flustered
[X] Butthurt
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)05:48 UTC+1 No.78553580 Report

>>78553324
You were when you first posted it. Nobody else would go through the trouble of looking through the ban log so quick to find my name unless someone knew before hand. All this talk about drama and here you are posting this in 4chan? that's like hitting a nigger and when he hits you back, telling someone "SEE!!! I TOLD YOU THAT DUMB NIGGER WAS AGGRESSIVE!"
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Ragnasal 08/30/14(Sat)05:50 UTC+1 No.78553726 Report

>>78553580
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:50 UTC+1 No.78553742 Report

>>78553580
3edgy5me
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:51 UTC+1 No.78553842 Report

>>78553580
>"Admins are scared of me"
>"lol put on your trip i know its you

Kingston get the fuck out you giant faggot. Do we need to post your selfies again?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:52 UTC+1 No.78553897 Report

>>78553580
pls go
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:52 UTC+1 No.78553954 Report

>>78553580
>Nobody else
>Oh no, I'll still be here ^.~,
Holy shit, you really are a twelve year oldaren't you
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:56 UTC+1 No.78554235 Report

>>78553404
>^.~

holy fuck
did you just crawl out of Gaia Online?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:56 UTC+1 No.78554250 Report

>>78552743
>I'll lift the ban
Famous last words
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:58 UTC+1 No.78554392 Report

>"The atmospherics technician built up some kind of plasma/o2 burn mix to put into the atmosphere. I alerted security..."
>To put into the atmosphere
Non-atmosians
Not even once

Electrical field that kills anyone going into atmos withoung mind = atmos tech/ce when?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:58 UTC+1 No.78554432 Report

>>78553580
OOC: Tastysnacks: he's anally assaulted. booty bothered. derriere damaged. fanney flustered. fartbox flummoxed.
OOC: Scott-kip: >not bottom befuddled
OOC: Aurx: I like "Man-pussy mutilated"
OOC: Tastysnacks: boypussy battered
OOC: Scott-kip: >posterior pulverized
OOC: Aurx: Arse agitated.
OOC: H0mesick: pelvis punked
OOC: SangriaMonkey: bum burned
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)05:59 UTC+1 No.78554517 Report

>>78554392
Whoops, forgot to say pic unrelated.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:04 UTC+1 No.78554927 Report

>>78554392
Atmos, not even once.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:07 UTC+1 No.78555104 Report

>>78554927
tfw we should have just bombarded fucking viro with 10 one-tank bombs then fireaxed the survivors >>78462147

Hail Atmosia
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:11 UTC+1 No.78555464 Report

>Goon chemistry

Jesus christ, they must all be ULTRA autistic.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:12 UTC+1 No.78555525 Report

>>78554392
There's a reason toxins mixing isn't near the location where we distribute air to breath
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:14 UTC+1 No.78555659 Report

>>78553404
>^.~

You're bringing back bad memories of back when I was 14.

Are you 14?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:15 UTC+1 No.78555717 Report

>Another fucking nukeops round
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:16 UTC+1 No.78555820 Report

>>78555525
That's like saying oh no, there's sulfuric acid in the chemistry lab where people make medicine. There's a big difference between a canister fed system entirely disconnected from distro, and something built to dump into it at endgame levels.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:23 UTC+1 No.78556309 Report

>>78555820
Chemists can make chloral easily. Do you want security to just leave them alone if they start doing that too?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:26 UTC+1 No.78556558 Report

>>78556309
When it's not chloral and it's just synaptazine and nobody can bother use their eyes. It's just another case of someone with no grasp of pipes freaking out over something they don't understand. And goddamn does it get old.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:28 UTC+1 No.78556718 Report

>>78556558
Right, its better to be sorry than to be safe.

If you cant handle security scrutiny on one of the most important and volatile parts of the station, maybe you picked the wrong job.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:29 UTC+1 No.78556794 Report

>>78556558
>not walling off maint access
>not constructing a small hotbox with deadly superheated gas so if some shitter breaks through the block off wall into atmos they get burned to death

Take back atmosia!
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:31 UTC+1 No.78556968 Report

SINCLAIR YOU FUCKING LAW VIOLATING FAGGOT.

I told you to stop, I told you I had no weapons, and I told you that I was human. Yet you still fucking went about your business.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:33 UTC+1 No.78557072 Report

>>78556968

>being mad that a security cyborg detained someone whos goal is to blow up the station

lel
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:33 UTC+1 No.78557086 Report

>>78556968
What's with the fucking gamut of shitty borgs lately?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:33 UTC+1 No.78557112 Report

>>78556968
Goddamn secborgs, always such assholes.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:34 UTC+1 No.78557189 Report

>>78556718
If I had a sheckle for every detective and secborg that barged into atmos and started shooting up the place over non-harmful shit.....
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:35 UTC+1 No.78557283 Report

>>78557072
>Borg violating its laws with information beyond it's scope of knowledge
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:36 UTC+1 No.78557297 Report

>>78556968
I got a warning as a secborg for less.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:37 UTC+1 No.78557393 Report

>>78557189
If that happens you ahelp it you faggot. If it actually happened as you say then they would be the ones in trouble. Security cant pull that kind of shit.

If you want us to believe you are some perfect little angel getting murdered by the big bad security, you're going to have a hard time because admins would fix that themselves.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:37 UTC+1 No.78557413 Report

>>78557189
I actually had a fucking security officer tase me while I was dragging a canister towards an inferno once. It was an anti-burn gas in an appropriately marked canister.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:39 UTC+1 No.78557524 Report

>>78557393
What, Ahelp, "Halp! Shitcurity can't into pipes and wont listen. Please fix this IC issue"?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:41 UTC+1 No.78557642 Report

>>78557524
No you ahelp "Security is murdering me without giving me a chance to explain what this actually does" like a normal person.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:41 UTC+1 No.78557659 Report

>>78557524
Didn't read the second half, Oh course they're not using lethals. I 'm talking about them spewing tasers and revolver bullets all over like a retarded clown on an amusement park ride
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:54 UTC+1 No.78558637 Report

>>78554392

How do the gasses stay in their rooms with just grille's? Would it leak out or are grille's airtight?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:55 UTC+1 No.78558710 Report

>>78558637
The graphics might mislead you. Those grilles are on top of (that is, on the same tile) reinforced walls.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:56 UTC+1 No.78558818 Report

>>78558710

Oh, is that how we can see inside the rooms? Graphic tile trickery?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)06:57 UTC+1 No.78558858 Report

>>78558818
No, there's a windowed tile in the middle of the front with no wall
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:05 UTC+1 No.78559461 Report

>>78555464
what about it? do they have to time boil and shit or something?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:05 UTC+1 No.78559473 Report

Speaking of the gas rooms, why don't people destroy them more often to remove all the available gas from the station?

Unless the leftover oxygen is enough to sustain people for a really long time. Of course, you could just make a hole somewhere and idiots will do the rest of the venting for you.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:07 UTC+1 No.78559551 Report

>>78559473
Because it's thing's nobody cares about: The sabotage. There's something like 30 hardsuits on the station and if you can get to chemistry you'll be fine without one.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:07 UTC+1 No.78559606 Report

>>78559461
Yes, and you have to use WELDING FUEL in a recipe to make another recipe for Anti-Toxin
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:08 UTC+1 No.78559660 Report

Hey guys, how do I cult good?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:09 UTC+1 No.78559717 Report

>>78559660
Practice a couple times in single-player so you can into research. Get decent at sabotage and you got it.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:09 UTC+1 No.78559731 Report

>>78559606
ugh
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N3X15 08/30/14(Sat)07:10 UTC+1 No.78559769 Report

>>78559660
> Hello I am X, Word is meaning.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:10 UTC+1 No.78559775 Report

>>78559660
Communicate with your other cultists.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:12 UTC+1 No.78559937 Report

>>78559660

You grab the other two knuckle heads at the start of the shift and force them to play Hogwarts and NOT convert every greyshitter that passes by you in the hall. The bigger the cult/rev force the more likely some shitter will do something stupid and start the damn witch hunt.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:13 UTC+1 No.78559967 Report

>>78559551
Next time I get traitor as vox, I'm going to go all anti-establishment and bomb the oxygen tank, break into atmos, and set the mix to pure N2.

DOWN WITH OXYBREATHERS
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:13 UTC+1 No.78560021 Report

>>78559769
This. Cult would be 159023095902590 times better if all 3 cult heads could manage to use their starting talisman to share the fucking word.

>tfw having to find convert with only 2 or god forbid, only your own word vs like 1,000 combinations.

>>78559937
And Communicate at least one stays clean in stealth. No tome, no tator activity, just go for the long haul.
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N3X15 08/30/14(Sat)07:19 UTC+1 No.78560434 Report

>>78559769
Oh and
> Our objective is X
Otherwise people summon narsie and you lose.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:39 UTC+1 No.78561912 Report

>>78559967
Make sure to powersink and emag ALL the doors open.

>>78560434
>tfw you have to remind other cultists of the actual object despite it telling them on roundstart/conversion or notes because le epin kek'sie
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:40 UTC+1 No.78561952 Report

>>78559717
>single-player

Where is this? Is this just making your own server?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:42 UTC+1 No.78562076 Report

>>78561952

>>78449641
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)07:42 UTC+1 No.78562094 Report

>>78560434
So apparently he banned me from the forum as well on top of this

>>78532915

I'v never seen so many admins break under peer pressure so easily
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Heredth 08/30/14(Sat)07:45 UTC+1 No.78562309 Report

>>78562094
Excuse me,

I'm looking through github, and I'm just not seeing your name on there.

This is odd, because you're using a tripcode.

As far as I know, It's only acceptable to use a tripcode if you're a coder or an admin.

And since you're not on the adminlist either, I'm going to assume you're a shiteating cockmongler who can't into 4chan.

Kindly fuck off.
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)07:46 UTC+1 No.78562362 Report

>>78562094
my bad, someone changed my password some how is all
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Heredth 08/30/14(Sat)07:48 UTC+1 No.78562439 Report

>>78541990
Dear god, who would make that.

Newscasters are already just a fucking big chatroom.
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)07:49 UTC+1 No.78562505 Report

>>78562309
I'm sorry, someone figured out my secure trip and has been shitposting relentlessly. I just got off work and oh my lord. I've been banned.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)07:50 UTC+1 No.78562589 Report

>>78562309
tfw I don't use names/tripcodes even though I've contributed to the /vg/code
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)07:52 UTC+1 No.78562745 Report

>>78562505
dun ben me goys, I swear Im not a crapposter
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)07:53 UTC+1 No.78562828 Report

>>78562309
oh hey look everyone. its a 4chan moderater. you could atleast "try" to troll.
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)07:55 UTC+1 No.78562921 Report

>>78562589
dat autistic face bro. you contributed to a massive circle jerk and probably will eventually get banned for overstaying your welcome at the admin zoo.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:07 UTC+1 No.78563657 Report

>>78562921
Or I could, I dunno, not create dramas like you do
:^)
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Occultimate 08/30/14(Sat)08:18 UTC+1 No.78564289 Report

>>78562828
>I don't even recognize the new baldman that is x10000 shittier than the old one
What is wrong with me?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:29 UTC+1 No.78564917 Report

>>78562076

Thanks. Playing my own little world now, it's even sloggier than features time on main serb. I might have messed up the admin power though, I don't see an admins tool tab for casting xenos or carp. It's just "ckey - Game Master" like the txt said no?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:32 UTC+1 No.78565089 Report

>>78564917
Make sure you also copied over the admin ranks file, or it won't know what the fuck game master means.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:33 UTC+1 No.78565132 Report

>>78564917
You put config-example into config right?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:33 UTC+1 No.78565157 Report

>>78565089

Yeah I copied everything over from config-example. Adminwho doesn't show me listed, I must've typed something wrong then.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:35 UTC+1 No.78565268 Report

>Escape with 5 cultists alive
>Cultists failing the easiest cult objective ever
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:35 UTC+1 No.78565314 Report

>>78564917
######################################################################
# Basically, ckey goes first. Rank goes after the "-" #
# Case is not important for ckey. #
# Case IS important for the rank. However punctuation/spaces are not #
# Ranks can be anything defined in admin_ranks.txt ~Carn #
######################################################################
abi79 - Game Master
arcalane - Game Admin
asanadas - Game Admin
bobbehluvspropane - Game Admin
cacophony - Game Admin
cajoes - Game Admin
cib - Retired Admin
compactninja - Retired Admin
duntadaman - Game Admin
dysthymia - Retired Admin
doughnuts - Game Admin
erthilo - Game Master
hawkv3 - Game Master
headswe - Game Master
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:41 UTC+1 No.78565597 Report

>try mmi for once
>chill as fuck
>fix some shit
>build some shit
>"HOO BABY CULT HELP GETTING WRAITHED"
>What the fuck ever who gives a shit

Maybe I was wrong about you little shits. I actually enjoyed myself this time around.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:46 UTC+1 No.78565898 Report

>people who don't pay attention to flickering lights
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:50 UTC+1 No.78566108 Report

>>78565898
>people who do
I once lead a warden on a wild goose chase observing. It was funny as fuck.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:54 UTC+1 No.78566338 Report

>>78565314

Can't get it. After closing the server should I exit Dream Daemon entirely too?
My beyond user name is the ckey right? I really don't know what I'm doing and just followed the image guide by the letter.
I see the last name on admins.txt is n3x15 - Coder. I try Coderckey - Game Admin but still don't show up on adminwho, all the other names are listed like this.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:56 UTC+1 No.78566426 Report

>MMI has a cute synth voice

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:57 UTC+1 No.78566470 Report

Protip: contrary as many people believe, medibots synthetize infinite tricordrazine on their own, not inaprovaline or no chemicals at all, like some people insist to claim. You don't need Medbay to give them a beaker to make them decent.

As they synthetize infinite tricordrazine, which heals all normal damage types, next time when you play as a Roboticist make as many of these as possible, they WILL make the wild ride way less annoying. The oxygen deprivation first aid kits found in emergency closets contain 2 of the 4 parts required to make them.

Robot arm + empty first aid kit + health analyzer + proximity sensor. Here you go, an infinite tricordrazine dispenser that isn't even hard to make, remember these construction steps forever, you will save lives with this.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:58 UTC+1 No.78566547 Report

As a MoMMI, what can I do to improve/upgrade medbay?
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)08:59 UTC+1 No.78566571 Report

>>78566470
I smash medibots if I'm playing a medical doctor because they took muh jorb.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)09:00 UTC+1 No.78566643 Report

>>78566338
>>78566338

Oh shit got it to work, seeing all these blue text messages now. I had to hit enter and make a whole new line. Alright then, thanks anon, thanks Cirno. Time to play god.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)09:11 UTC+1 No.78567204 Report

>>78566571
I smash them every round because I can
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)09:14 UTC+1 No.78567354 Report

Jesus these MUH RP fags need to get out.
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)09:16 UTC+1 No.78567463 Report

>>78566547
Build medibots, do the chemists job, make more cryo tubes, make a second more accessible cloner. Just use your head mang
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)09:18 UTC+1 No.78567556 Report

>>78567463
>do the chemists job
Against my laws
>build medibots
Against my laws
>build more cryos
I'd be helping the tators

I guess I'll just make more cloning shit
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)09:22 UTC+1 No.78567753 Report

>>78565898
>ic occ


>Metagaming
YEAH [ADMIN]! I RAN FROM MY COWORKER FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN MY LIGHTS WERE MALFUNCTIONING PREVIOUSLY
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)09:23 UTC+1 No.78567808 Report

>>78567753
Yeah, remove boo command ASAP
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)09:28 UTC+1 No.78568049 Report

>>78567808
>Remove fun 'cause I said so

Go to bed Dylan
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Anonymous 08/30/14(Sat)09:32 UTC+1 No.78568301 Report

So how do I get a 1 man cult round working in single play? Game mode keeps resetting because I need 5 people it says. Also how to enable ninja spawn, it's disabled by default?
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N3X15 08/30/14(Sat)09:38 UTC+1 No.78568602 Report

>>78568301
Right-click self > Traitor Panel
Mash cult: YES
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