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ITT: /vr/ makes a...
Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:16 UTC+1 No.1901021 Report

ITT: /vr/ makes a controller.

Rules: You may only add one change and one removal from the controller. When it is finished, post with the number 16 decides which retro console it is for and from what company.

I'll start us out.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:18 UTC+1 No.1901026 Report

>>1901021
wut?
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:28 UTC+1 No.1901047 Report

>>1901021
how's this OP?
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:45 UTC+1 No.1901078 Report

>>1901047
Great.

Let's get some nice transparency in there and a great plastic casing,
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)05:55 UTC+1 No.1901097 Report

Is that supposed to be a screen in the middle?

I added a GCN stick.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)06:00 UTC+1 No.1901106 Report

>screen on controller
>not crt screen
>/vr/
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)06:03 UTC+1 No.1901113 Report

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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)06:05 UTC+1 No.1901120 Report

>>1901113
Cord because
>pre-2000
>good wireless
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)06:08 UTC+1 No.1901129 Report

>>1901120
Call me an old man, but I still prefer wired controllers. The console is only a few feet away, I don't notice the damn wire, but I sure as shit notice when the battery dies.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)06:09 UTC+1 No.1901135 Report

>>1901129
You're an old man.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)06:10 UTC+1 No.1901136 Report

>>1901129
Wireless for a living room, wired for a bedroom/gaming room/computer.

I've seen some shit go down with wires.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)06:32 UTC+1 No.1901176 Report

>>1901106
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)06:33 UTC+1 No.1901184 Report

>>1901176
hahahahahaha
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)06:35 UTC+1 No.1901189 Report

>>1901136

Yeah, trying to play PS from my bed means I gotta have the damn thing sitting on a little table, with the power and AV cables swinging in the breeze and just begging for something, ANYTHING to come by and wreck shit.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)06:45 UTC+1 No.1901207 Report

fuck retarded Western ?/× button mapping
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)06:51 UTC+1 No.1901217 Report

gotta have those gamecube triggers
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)06:59 UTC+1 No.1901231 Report

>>1901217
First of all
>that shit quality
second
>gamecube
>vr
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:02 UTC+1 No.1901236 Report

>>1901231
sorry i didn't shoop it any good, and there wasn't any restrictions based on generation. a guy up above slapped on a GC stick. i'll shoop it better for you
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:08 UTC+1 No.1901242 Report

>>1901231
>>1901236
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:11 UTC+1 No.1901250 Report

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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:12 UTC+1 No.1901254 Report

>>1901236
>no restriction on generation
>in fucking /vr/
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:13 UTC+1 No.1901256 Report

>>1901250
how dare you remove my GC triggers
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:14 UTC+1 No.1901258 Report

>>1901254
the guy above me added the GC stick and nobody has given a shit about that because it's a good stick. the GC had good triggers, too.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:16 UTC+1 No.1901262 Report

>>1901258
Other controllers used the stick before gamecube.
Ever seen the Hori N64 pads? Or the replacement sticks for N64 controllers?
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:16 UTC+1 No.1901263 Report

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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:16 UTC+1 No.1901265 Report

>>1901250
>not using the saturn d-pad.

wtf man?!
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:18 UTC+1 No.1901268 Report

>>1901262
no, actually
ah whatever, if my design is shit then don't bother using it.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:20 UTC+1 No.1901275 Report

>>1901262
Interesting you brought that up. Rumor has it the Hori pads got the design for that stick from Nintendo, since those controllers came out late in the console's lifespan around when Nintendo would have been developing the gamecube.

Also the replacement thumbsticks with the gamecube style pad started being made only a few years ago, they weren't around back in the day.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:21 UTC+1 No.1901280 Report

>>1901275
The Hori pads came out pre-2000. The Gamecube didn't.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:22 UTC+1 No.1901281 Report

>>1901256
I did it before your shitty non /vr/ triggers were added
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:24 UTC+1 No.1901289 Report

>>1901280
Yeah I wasn't saying they're not retro, just bringing up an interesting fact. I think the Hori pads came out in '99
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:25 UTC+1 No.1901290 Report

>>1901289
>I think the Hori pads came out in '99
Good.
End of argument.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:31 UTC+1 No.1901298 Report

>>1901263
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)07:34 UTC+1 No.1901305 Report

>>1901298
Damnit, forgot the image.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)08:07 UTC+1 No.1901350 Report

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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)08:17 UTC+1 No.1901369 Report

I'm so sorry.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)08:17 UTC+1 No.1901371 Report

>>1901350
nigga they all chinese
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)09:08 UTC+1 No.1901450 Report

>>1901369

Gave me a real good chuckle, 8.6/10 Anon.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)09:15 UTC+1 No.1901460 Report

>>1901047
>first fucking post isn't retro
Thanks for ruining the thread, asshole.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)09:49 UTC+1 No.1901506 Report

>>1901460
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)15:38 UTC+1 No.1901895 Report

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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)16:19 UTC+1 No.1901965 Report

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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)16:24 UTC+1 No.1901971 Report

>>1901965
numpad was better before, doesn't look retro enough now
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)16:31 UTC+1 No.1901986 Report

>>1901971
Couldn't find a sauce for the numpad, so I had to re-shoop with the hiragana.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)16:49 UTC+1 No.1902025 Report

>>1901986
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)17:10 UTC+1 No.1902046 Report

>>1901986
You did it so you could add back your stupid non-vr triggers. Just use the SNES ones. VMU was also better before.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)17:20 UTC+1 No.1902072 Report

>>1902046
oh please, shut the fuck up. Just because a controller is non-vr doesn't mean you have to pretend it doesn't exist

autists, I swear
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)17:26 UTC+1 No.1902091 Report

>>1902072
GC is also the most overrated controller so your stubbornness on wanting it in at any cost is much more detestable. Might as well latch some Earthbound cart for aesthetics.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)17:28 UTC+1 No.1902096 Report

>>1902072
It can exist, it just should not exist on this board my friend. And don't use the a-word, it is very offensive.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)17:28 UTC+1 No.1902097 Report

>>1902091
I'm not the same guy. And while you apparently don't like it, that doesn't change anything
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)17:31 UTC+1 No.1902105 Report

Can we have a tiny little dial, like you'd find on a watch, that you can use to adjust the dead zone?
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)17:34 UTC+1 No.1902116 Report

>>1901965

Ohhhh, it's a trackball. I thought someone replaced my stick with a fucking googly eye haha.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)17:38 UTC+1 No.1902124 Report

>>1902046
>implying I was GC triggers
I'm just having a little fun making shoops.

>>1902105
have fun shooping it on there
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)17:41 UTC+1 No.1902129 Report

>>1902124
>have fun shooping it on there

Bah. That sounds like too much effort. Somebody just shop the number pad off a Jaguar controller for me.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)17:43 UTC+1 No.1902134 Report

>>1902116
It's a pinball attached to the top of your stick.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)17:59 UTC+1 No.1902182 Report

>>1902091
>>1902046
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)18:03 UTC+1 No.1902193 Report

>>1902182
Now we're balling.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)18:17 UTC+1 No.1902216 Report

>>1901369
If I take those hands off, will the controller die?
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)18:41 UTC+1 No.1902272 Report

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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)18:50 UTC+1 No.1902293 Report

>>1902272
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)19:12 UTC+1 No.1902331 Report

>>1902216
It would be extremely painful
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)19:18 UTC+1 No.1902345 Report

>>1902293
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)19:19 UTC+1 No.1902349 Report

>no "DOUG" button
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)19:23 UTC+1 No.1902360 Report

>>1902349
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)19:27 UTC+1 No.1902371 Report

>>1902360
what a big controller
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)19:28 UTC+1 No.1902375 Report

>>1902360
>earthbound cart inserted
>system is playing... battletoads I think? It's not earthbound
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)19:28 UTC+1 No.1902379 Report

>>1902371
Not big enough.
QUICK! PUT AN ARCADE MACHINE ON IT!
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)19:29 UTC+1 No.1902383 Report

>>1902375
Yeah, it's Battletoads.
What makes you think Earthbounds inserted and not just a part of the controller?
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)19:32 UTC+1 No.1902393 Report

>>1902375
>implying that's not a SD2SNES with a Earthbound sticker on the front so you can brag before your friends
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)19:33 UTC+1 No.1902397 Report

>>1902393
>before
Meant in front of.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)19:34 UTC+1 No.1902398 Report

>>1902360
Rumble Pack
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)19:37 UTC+1 No.1902408 Report

>>1902398
>.jpg

/vr/ pls...
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)19:43 UTC+1 No.1902424 Report

>>1902398
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)19:53 UTC+1 No.1902448 Report

I'm laughing so hard of this controller at every increment, thank you so much for existing, /vr/. I love you, anons.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)21:23 UTC+1 No.1902682 Report

Touched up everything a tad
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)21:24 UTC+1 No.1902685 Report

>>1902682

forgot pic lol
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)22:06 UTC+1 No.1902796 Report

>>1902685
I like it. Good job anon.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)22:15 UTC+1 No.1902816 Report

>>1902796
Thanks, and stupid me forgot the line-art on it
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)22:24 UTC+1 No.1902837 Report

>>1901136
>I've seen some shit go down with wires.
I don't know why I just remembered this but:
>Playing some Brave Fencer Musashi
>Have long ass cord with extension from living room TV to couch
>Loads of fun
>Family friends are staying at our house
>They brought their retarded son along (literally retarded, not just me calling him names)
>Cord is firmly placed on floor, not dangling through the air
>People can easily walk over it
>Retarded son walks in
>Somehow gets caught on the cord
>Tries to go forward and rips the cord out because he's panicking
>Somehow loses balance and falls right on my fucking Playstation, smashing both it and the game to bits
I don't think I could ever do across the room wired controls again because of that shit.
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)22:51 UTC+1 No.1902894 Report

>>1902837
that's horrible dude. worse than my story but
>be inna high school
>walking down hall with sweet blue game boy pocket in hand, playing while walking
>fuckthepolice.gif
>gigantic tard zips out of room to my left
>he is walking directly at me while somehow simultaneously looking backwards at the classroom
>he's also loudly guffawing
>HAW HAW HAW
>i slow down and mistakenly expect him to actually look in the direction he's traveling and stop/slow down
>he doesn't
>HAW HAW HAW
>i'm just standing there with my mouth open in disbelief
>tard continues to bull charge at me
>HAW HAW HAWs right into me, blasts my pocket into pieces, spaghetti eternal

and worst thing is that when a mentally challenged person fucks something up by accident, you can't even get mad at them about it without hating yourself

so i just kind of entered a state of zen-like rage, i imagine my face resembled pic related

also this thread is phenomenal, thank you anons
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)22:59 UTC+1 No.1902915 Report

>>1902816
>Doug button
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)23:36 UTC+1 No.1902989 Report

>>1902371
4u
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Anonymous 08/31/14(Sun)23:41 UTC+1 No.1902992 Report

I tried putting a Dreamcast fishing rod on it, but I have no talent.

Deleted the first power cord since the handle has one, but in retrospect should have left it as it's more hilarious to imagine it having two.
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OP 08/31/14(Sun)23:53 UTC+1 No.1903024 Report

>>1902992

>That quality

Why
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)00:00 UTC+1 No.1903042 Report

>>1903024

>I have no talent.
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)00:18 UTC+1 No.1903089 Report

someone add a wormlight
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)00:31 UTC+1 No.1903115 Report

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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)00:41 UTC+1 No.1903136 Report

>>1903089
I tried
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)00:42 UTC+1 No.1903138 Report

>>1903115
It, looks like a fucking time machine.
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)00:48 UTC+1 No.1903147 Report

>>1903138
I see no flux capacitor
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)01:14 UTC+1 No.1903187 Report

>>1902685
>>1902816
very nice
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)01:15 UTC+1 No.1903189 Report

>>1903136
>ugly ass choppy black background

jesus dude
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)01:23 UTC+1 No.1903203 Report

>>1903115
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)03:20 UTC+1 No.1903494 Report

>>1902331
It's a big controller.
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)03:31 UTC+1 No.1903523 Report

>>1901369
>>1902293
>>1902424
>>1902685

Have we started the fire?
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)03:32 UTC+1 No.1903528 Report

>>1903203
.... Well I just got ideas for my next controller mod.
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)03:35 UTC+1 No.1903546 Report

>>1903203
I wonder if it has a rumble function...
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)03:44 UTC+1 No.1903574 Report

>>1903203
Dude, you put the image quality in the shitter, I fixed it though.

Also, I've picked a name for the controller.

>Also advice we stick to the .png image format.
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)03:46 UTC+1 No.1903580 Report

>>1903574
Who are you quoting sir?
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)03:47 UTC+1 No.1903583 Report

>>1903574
Re-implemented Fishing Functionality.
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)04:12 UTC+1 No.1903663 Report

>>1903523
Yeush
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)04:17 UTC+1 No.1903684 Report

>/V/ness
>not /vr/ness
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)04:21 UTC+1 No.1903694 Report

Some shoop wizard please add the flux capacitor from back to the future
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)04:50 UTC+1 No.1903789 Report

>>1903684
/v/ness sounds better, pronounched venus
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)04:52 UTC+1 No.1903803 Report

>>1903789
but this is /vr/ you fucking faget

>pronounched venus
herp, no shit
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)07:50 UTC+1 No.1904175 Report

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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)09:36 UTC+1 No.1904340 Report

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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)09:53 UTC+1 No.1904363 Report

>>1904340
>Wood paneling
I am fully erect.
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)09:57 UTC+1 No.1904368 Report

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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)09:58 UTC+1 No.1904371 Report

Someone put a Wu-tang emblem on the thing
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)10:01 UTC+1 No.1904373 Report

>>1904368
Someone shop the sega cd there please.
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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)10:17 UTC+1 No.1904386 Report

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Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)10:52 UTC+1 No.1904424 Report

>>1904386

ANON YOU'RE THE BOSS HOLT SHIT
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Anonymous 09/02/14(Tue)02:08 UTC+1 No.1905731 Report

>>1904386
It's ogre
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Anonymous 09/02/14(Tue)02:14 UTC+1 No.1905745 Report

>>1905731
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Anonymous 09/02/14(Tue)03:25 UTC+1 No.1905883 Report

>mfw this fucking thread

You're fucking great, /vr/. I love you.
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Anonymous 09/02/14(Tue)03:31 UTC+1 No.1905897 Report

>>1904386
>Doug
>run faster
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Anonymous 09/02/14(Tue)03:49 UTC+1 No.1905932 Report

>mfw this whole thread
Lost
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Anonymous 09/02/14(Tue)03:54 UTC+1 No.1905938 Report

>>1903574
That wasn't me, and no, you fucking ruined it with your shitty Saturn pad.
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Anonymous 09/02/14(Tue)05:47 UTC+1 No.1906161 Report

>dragon dildo
>CIA's face
>CIA's hands
>Shrek ears
>doug button
>wood panel

We gotta work dubsguy into this for it to be perfect.
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Anonymous 09/02/14(Tue)05:53 UTC+1 No.1906174 Report

>>1904386
how exactly does one hold this?
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Anonymous 09/02/14(Tue)05:55 UTC+1 No.1906178 Report

>>1906174
You have to master the Aiden Gillen power stance to do this.
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Anonymous 09/02/14(Tue)05:58 UTC+1 No.1906183 Report

>>1906178
Bane?
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Anonymous 09/03/14(Wed)03:26 UTC+1 No.1908581 Report

>>1906183

no, the aiden gillen power stance
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Anonymous 09/03/14(Wed)03:28 UTC+1 No.1908590 Report

>>1906174
One hand on the fishing controller, one hand ready to scratch some phat beatz on that Mega CD, and the dildo in your mouth.
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Anonymous 09/03/14(Wed)04:43 UTC+1 No.1908752 Report

>>1901207
There's no such thing as "O/X button mapping" when it's just the controller. The buttons don't mean anything yet.
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Anonymous 09/04/14(Thu)00:37 UTC+1 No.1910829 Report

I have big hands so I need a big controller.
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Anonymous 09/04/14(Thu)01:32 UTC+1 No.1910950 Report

>>1904386
11/10
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Anonymous 09/04/14(Thu)04:34 UTC+1 No.1911321 Report

>>1904386
what a fucking monstrosity
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Anonymous 09/04/14(Thu)06:25 UTC+1 No.1911575 Report

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Anonymous 09/04/14(Thu)06:36 UTC+1 No.1911597 Report

>>1910829
Ditto. That's why I loved the shit out of this thing.
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Anonymous 09/04/14(Thu)06:51 UTC+1 No.1911618 Report

>>1902182
>Playing Earthbound
> with 2 buttons
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