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Gifs that embody your first sexual experience Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)01:44 UTC+1 No.432306 Report

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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)02:06 UTC+1 No.432311 Report

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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)02:08 UTC+1 No.432312 Report

>>432306
Gif related.
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)02:10 UTC+1 No.432313 Report

>>432312
Oh, you.
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)02:17 UTC+1 No.432319 Report

incest.gif
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)02:59 UTC+1 No.432331 Report

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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)03:01 UTC+1 No.432333 Report

>>432306
thats definetly steve-o as a child
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)03:03 UTC+1 No.432335 Report

>mfw pounding for almost half an hour, too drunk to feel my dick and thinking to myself "oh, god if sex always sucks this hard I'm going to die alone with moss growing on my dick"
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)03:35 UTC+1 No.432338 Report

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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)03:45 UTC+1 No.432341 Report

>>432306

What movie is this from? It seems so familiar
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)03:49 UTC+1 No.432344 Report

>>432311
yeah that's about my impression. the dumb and dumber gagging one is good embodiment but i don't have it.
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)04:29 UTC+1 No.432363 Report

>>432341
The Sandlot
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)04:49 UTC+1 No.432368 Report

>>432335
sex replaces masturbation within about a month or so. It takes that long to replace the addiction.
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)05:14 UTC+1 No.432370 Report

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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)07:59 UTC+1 No.432444 Report

I don't have a gif of nothing
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)12:12 UTC+1 No.432484 Report

>>432335
Same here, only difference from your situation was that I was sober
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)15:24 UTC+1 No.432520 Report

>>432370
What is that?
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)15:29 UTC+1 No.432521 Report

>>432520
Are you serious? I can't imagine somebody so inexperienced in life that they don't know what a stingray is.
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)15:37 UTC+1 No.432525 Report

>>432521
Thought it might be a manta... I can't believe they let that fucker around kids after what he did to Steve Irwin.
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Niggles 05/22/14(Thu)16:15 UTC+1 No.432531 Report

>>432368

This is incorrect. Sex and masturbation are two entirely different orgasms.
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)16:16 UTC+1 No.432532 Report

It didnt last more than 3 seconds...
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Anonymous 05/22/14(Thu)17:53 UTC+1 No.432566 Report

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Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)17:29 UTC+1 No.436073 Report

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Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)18:17 UTC+1 No.436088 Report

>>432566
FUCKING THANKS DOC
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Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)18:51 UTC+1 No.436100 Report

>>436073
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Anonymous 06/04/14(Wed)19:42 UTC+1 No.438356 Report

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Anonymous 06/04/14(Wed)22:01 UTC+1 No.438446 Report

>>438356
jesus that's like something outa sfm
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Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)01:09 UTC+1 No.438533 Report

>>432566
Thanks Doc
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Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)07:41 UTC+1 No.438752 Report

My first kiss. She was a goth girl, a few years older than I was. I was 19.

We were sitting on a hill talking then she just grabbed my face and we made out. She was a racist so it was really obnoxious being around her.

Now i have been dating a skinbyrd for the past 9 months and shes the love of my life :)
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Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)14:56 UTC+1 No.438864 Report

>>432566
>Piccolo goes skiing

I'm trippin on lsd and that's the funniest shit I've seen.
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Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)23:21 UTC+1 No.439049 Report

>>438752
Nice story anon!

Take care of her!
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)00:48 UTC+1 No.439090 Report

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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)02:00 UTC+1 No.439146 Report

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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)02:12 UTC+1 No.439151 Report

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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)02:50 UTC+1 No.439168 Report

turns out i don't like blowjobs
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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)03:30 UTC+1 No.439194 Report

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Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:55 UTC+1 No.439518 Report

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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)06:24 UTC+1 No.439776 Report

>>432306
The sandlot was a great movie!
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)06:43 UTC+1 No.439793 Report

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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)08:25 UTC+1 No.439851 Report

>>439793
Bad aim in the dark, eh?
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)17:41 UTC+1 No.440021 Report

>>439151

hahaha, how ridiculously accurate.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)17:58 UTC+1 No.440038 Report

>>439851
It's a lot easier than you think to accidently put it in the wrong hole, especially once everything is wet and you're excited.

My wife and I have been together for seven years and it still happens occasionally.
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Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)19:31 UTC+1 No.440074 Report

>>440038
Turn the fucking lights on you retard.
You know what you are doing it on purpose. We all know you are.
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Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)03:55 UTC+1 No.440327 Report

>>432525
Meh, that was a fluke accident. More people die from choking to death on their food, I'm sure.
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Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)04:26 UTC+1 No.440341 Report

>>440074
A little surprise buttsex never hurt anyone
[spoiler]disregarding all the people it has hurt[/spoiler]
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Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)20:18 UTC+1 No.440691 Report

>>440074
I used to think it was a lame excuse, too, until I actually started having sex. With my last girlfriend, I'd be fucking her in the ass and she'd be like "uh, that's my pussy." So it goes the other way, too.
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Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)20:22 UTC+1 No.440693 Report

>>440327
there isn't a stingray accident that could be less of an accident.

> what happened to herb, the lion tamer?
> you'll never believe it, of all things he got mauled by a lion! In Brooklyn even!
>what about frank, the soldier?
> tragic fluke accident, he was trying to kill these guys and they shot back. of all the places to go, it hit him the chest. so sad. But hey, did you hear about that guy who against the advice of experts befriended a pack of bears, which zoologists said could not be safely done?
> oh yeah, they were about to release a documentary about him. what happened?
> what do you know, he was mauled by a bear.
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Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)20:39 UTC+1 No.440699 Report

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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)00:23 UTC+1 No.443303 Report

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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)00:27 UTC+1 No.443306 Report

>>439793
Foxy nudes is soo good.
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)03:26 UTC+1 No.443363 Report

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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)04:06 UTC+1 No.443375 Report

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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)07:30 UTC+1 No.443428 Report

>>432306
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)09:24 UTC+1 No.443472 Report

Pretty much this
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)17:47 UTC+1 No.443594 Report

>>440693

Except stingrays aren't dangerous at all. It would be more like if Herb the lion tamer was trampled to death in a freak petting zoo accident.
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Anonymous 06/14/14(Sat)18:57 UTC+1 No.443609 Report

>>443594
tell that to Steve Irwin
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Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)01:56 UTC+1 No.443778 Report

>>438752
Stay faggy anon
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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)00:28 UTC+1 No.444137 Report

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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)01:53 UTC+1 No.444164 Report

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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)19:13 UTC+1 No.444384 Report

>>443375
Not impressed?
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Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)21:29 UTC+1 No.444895 Report

>>432333
i was gonna say the same thing
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Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)21:40 UTC+1 No.444907 Report

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Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)22:26 UTC+1 No.444919 Report

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Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)23:01 UTC+1 No.444950 Report

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Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)23:25 UTC+1 No.444958 Report

done in one [spoiler]minute[/spoiler]
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)04:49 UTC+1 No.445057 Report

>>444958
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)05:14 UTC+1 No.445065 Report

>>443609
he was one of the only people ever to be killed by a stingray, it was a freak occurrence
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)05:16 UTC+1 No.445066 Report

>>432566
Thank you doctor
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)06:38 UTC+1 No.445101 Report

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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:47 UTC+1 No.445273 Report

was always ultra self-conscious about being a virgin. Then I got a nice girlfriend and fell asleep during a blowjob. What the fuck.
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:26 UTC+1 No.445279 Report

"I have idea"
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:28 UTC+1 No.445280 Report

>>445279
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:02 UTC+1 No.445307 Report

>>432306
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Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)21:33 UTC+1 No.445353 Report

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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)05:53 UTC+1 No.445620 Report

except instead of a girl, it was a boy. (no homo)
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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)06:19 UTC+1 No.445627 Report

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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)08:20 UTC+1 No.445663 Report

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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)09:15 UTC+1 No.445678 Report

>>445627

This, lol. So much this.
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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)09:17 UTC+1 No.445681 Report

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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)11:23 UTC+1 No.445729 Report

hahahahaah
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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)11:47 UTC+1 No.445734 Report

>>443363
Stone cold.
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Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)06:29 UTC+1 No.446160 Report

the most honesty in a thread i've seen on 4chan it's almost a little touching
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Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)06:41 UTC+1 No.446166 Report

porn vs reality
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Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)17:25 UTC+1 No.446281 Report

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Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)17:37 UTC+1 No.446287 Report

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Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)18:54 UTC+1 No.446301 Report

>>432306
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Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)20:00 UTC+1 No.446321 Report

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Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)20:47 UTC+1 No.446356 Report

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Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)21:47 UTC+1 No.446404 Report

>>445620 'mad love' looked it up is with drew Barrymore. that's not her in the IMG right?
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Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)23:02 UTC+1 No.446464 Report

>>446404

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27amour_braque
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)11:00 UTC+1 No.447603 Report

>>445663
the fuck?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)13:41 UTC+1 No.447623 Report

>>432306
great fuggin movie op
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)17:49 UTC+1 No.447672 Report

>>432306
>the fuck are you doing with my gf ? ! ?...

Never do a chick if her bf is still in the house.
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)18:17 UTC+1 No.447681 Report

>>440691

how loose is your gf butt and how drunk does she have to be to have sex with you

seriously, never once have i penetrated a gfs ass on accident

poked it maybe, penetrated never by mistake
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)19:00 UTC+1 No.447694 Report

>>445273
That sucks
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:35 UTC+1 No.447720 Report

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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)20:57 UTC+1 No.447723 Report

>>432306
...
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:00 UTC+1 No.447724 Report

>>438356
>gmod irl
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:07 UTC+1 No.447727 Report

>>446356
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:33 UTC+1 No.447729 Report

>>447727
yep, that was her reaction, how did you know?
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Anonymous 06/23/14(Mon)21:42 UTC+1 No.447733 Report

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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:33 UTC+1 No.447801 Report

>>447733

Nice catch.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)00:58 UTC+1 No.447807 Report

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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)02:03 UTC+1 No.447839 Report

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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)02:15 UTC+1 No.447842 Report

>>444164
dat file name gave me a good lel
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)04:58 UTC+1 No.447910 Report

>>446321
I lose it when the long when drops
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)05:10 UTC+1 No.447916 Report

>>446321
the long one at the end fukkin killed me. wasn't expecting that.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)05:30 UTC+1 No.447920 Report

>>446321
soda from my nose, all over my keyboard. Nicely done sir.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)06:08 UTC+1 No.447924 Report

>>443594

More like if Herb the Lion Tamer was stabbed to death by a stingray.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)08:23 UTC+1 No.447951 Report

>"I-I'm a virgin too, anon"
>Fucking lies
>Felt like cavern spelunking
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:03 UTC+1 No.447986 Report

>>447681
Yeah. poking it and penetrating isnt the same. poking happens a lot but penetration, jesus.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)11:46 UTC+1 No.447991 Report

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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)12:39 UTC+1 No.447996 Report

We had sex on and off for six hours and I didn't come once.

I even fell asleep at the end while she was giving me a blowjob.
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)20:43 UTC+1 No.448136 Report

>>447991
>mfw the guy in the truck survived
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Anonymous 06/24/14(Tue)21:01 UTC+1 No.448145 Report

>>443609
>>445065
You do realize that while they still have their stingers they are quite deadly right?

Though the one in the gif is destingered.
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)04:54 UTC+1 No.448298 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:15 UTC+1 No.448304 Report

>be last year of high school
>junior girl really digging me
>'lets go out back of the library anon"
>offers a JB

pic related
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:55 UTC+1 No.448319 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)05:58 UTC+1 No.448322 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)06:15 UTC+1 No.448328 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:28 UTC+1 No.448466 Report

>>447951
>not knowing that vaginas, like cocks, can come in vastly different sizes
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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)17:17 UTC+1 No.448476 Report

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Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)19:55 UTC+1 No.448534 Report

>>448322

>TentaclesandPussy.gif

You had one job, Anon. ONE JOB!
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Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)20:26 UTC+1 No.448934 Report

>>439151
Oh for fucks sake
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)12:26 UTC+1 No.450029 Report

how i lick tha pussy
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meatFucker 06/29/14(Sun)14:56 UTC+1 No.450048 Report

>>450029
My sides.

That's awesome.
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Uncle Squirts 06/29/14(Sun)15:37 UTC+1 No.450054 Report

>>450029
You are so lucky.
lol
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Uncle Squirts 06/29/14(Sun)15:46 UTC+1 No.450056 Report

I was in heaven
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)16:24 UTC+1 No.450065 Report

>>450056
very good
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)18:26 UTC+1 No.450088 Report

>>450056
i thought that was gonna end badly. i mean, water, a cat, exploding all over something's face.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)18:29 UTC+1 No.450091 Report

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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)19:28 UTC+1 No.450102 Report

>>447951
>2014
>thinking virgin pussy MUST be tight
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)20:18 UTC+1 No.450112 Report

>>445280
Lol it looks like a flashing sex toy.
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)20:19 UTC+1 No.450113 Report

>>445307
Does anyone else see Spongebob in this pic?
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)20:33 UTC+1 No.450118 Report

>>448304
>JB
A job blow? Neato!
Kek
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)21:41 UTC+1 No.450156 Report

>>450091
LMFAO!!!
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)23:10 UTC+1 No.450195 Report

Pic related
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Anonymous 06/29/14(Sun)23:12 UTC+1 No.450196 Report

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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)00:04 UTC+1 No.450221 Report

>>444164
i don't get dat filename
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)05:18 UTC+1 No.450333 Report

>>447694
hue hue hue
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)05:40 UTC+1 No.450340 Report

>>450221
Imagine slashes on either side of the last part, so it becomes "raven visits /co/"
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)05:57 UTC+1 No.450343 Report

>>439151
I licked my fingers after that. She was so fucking horny because of that, but it didn't taste good.
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)10:03 UTC+1 No.450400 Report

>>450091
10/10
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)12:54 UTC+1 No.450432 Report

>>432306
My first was where a woman tried to seduce me. I knew she wasn't ready, and it did not succeed.

Jailbait - 0
Anon - 1
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Anonymous 06/30/14(Mon)13:19 UTC+1 No.450434 Report

>>450195
Dwayne Johnson was banging you against a table?
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Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:59 UTC+1 No.452288 Report

>>448145

When they have their stingers they remain quite DANGEROUS.
They are rarely deadly.
Irwin happened to catch the stinger with his heart, as fucking unlucky as you can get.
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Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)11:04 UTC+1 No.453837 Report

>>440703
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Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)13:53 UTC+1 No.453864 Report

How about the immediate aftermath?
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Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)15:17 UTC+1 No.453875 Report

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Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:22 UTC+1 No.453948 Report

>>447951
should've swam to the the butt
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Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:32 UTC+1 No.453949 Report

>>445620
that's hot.

I need my head checked.
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Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:21 UTC+1 No.453966 Report

>>432368
your a fucking idiot.
everyone still jerks off *unless* they are getting laid EVERY single day
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Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:23 UTC+1 No.453969 Report

>>439518
omfg filthy frank.
hes like an antidepressant. i love that disturbed man
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Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:44 UTC+1 No.454011 Report

And then her dad walked in.
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Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)22:21 UTC+1 No.454031 Report

>>445057
More humor and intelligence in one four second scene than most episodes from the last ten years.
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Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)22:30 UTC+1 No.454035 Report

>>448322
Don't fuck with octopi.
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Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)22:38 UTC+1 No.454037 Report

>>448136
mfw no face
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Anonymous 07/09/14(Wed)02:30 UTC+1 No.454139 Report

>>454030
I wish...although im not into turtle guys, always ends with me on my back and unable to get up.
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Anonymous 07/09/14(Wed)03:23 UTC+1 No.454164 Report

>>432341
Are you fucking serious? Jesus Christ kill yourself
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Anonymous 07/09/14(Wed)03:55 UTC+1 No.454181 Report

I wish I had the baby throw
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Anonymous 07/09/14(Wed)05:13 UTC+1 No.454207 Report

>>448323
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Anonymous 07/09/14(Wed)05:23 UTC+1 No.454213 Report

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Anonymous 07/09/14(Wed)06:00 UTC+1 No.454230 Report

>>438356
he has a ring in his mouth if anyone was interested
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Anonymous 07/09/14(Wed)06:03 UTC+1 No.454231 Report

>>436073
how the fuck did he just walk away from that?
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Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)01:33 UTC+1 No.454534 Report

>>436073
I would be beyond pissed if that happened. How would you even react if you saw that guy again? I would probably end up in jail.
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Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)02:15 UTC+1 No.454548 Report

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Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)02:35 UTC+1 No.454554 Report

>>450118
she offered jailbait retard
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Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)23:12 UTC+1 No.455006 Report

Is that a young Steve-O
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Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)16:27 UTC+1 No.455338 Report

>>454231
adrenaline would be my guess, im sure he wasn't walking an hour later.
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Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)17:28 UTC+1 No.455347 Report

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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)04:12 UTC+1 No.455647 Report

>>446321
Would've been funnier if the long one was black
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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)04:16 UTC+1 No.455649 Report

>>455347
source?
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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)11:09 UTC+1 No.455761 Report

>>455649
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU&feature=kp
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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)13:24 UTC+1 No.455794 Report

>>455761

Holy shit, thank you; I needed that laugh so much right now.
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Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)14:21 UTC+1 No.455820 Report

>>454230
thanks
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Anonymous 07/13/14(Sun)18:18 UTC+1 No.456269 Report

>>447672
Fuck yeah battle of the nations
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Anonymous 07/13/14(Sun)18:42 UTC+1 No.456276 Report

I was 16.

Had a super slutty redhead friend, HUGE tits. We were smoking and talking on the way out of school and I told her I still had my V card.

She stopped and gave like a burst of a laugh and said "ok that's it, you're coming home with me".

She took me home, put on Blood Sugar Sex Magic, blew me, rode me like a fucking wild woman, poured hot wax on my chest (no warning) and slapped the fuck out of me while fucking me. Came inside her.

It was basically the best.
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Anonymous 07/13/14(Sun)19:32 UTC+1 No.456289 Report

>>454029
Lol. You're gay just like me
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Anonymous 07/14/14(Mon)02:42 UTC+1 No.456652 Report

>>432306
if I posted mine i'd go to prison
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Anonymous 07/14/14(Mon)18:41 UTC+1 No.457019 Report

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Anonymous 07/14/14(Mon)18:59 UTC+1 No.457029 Report

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Anonymous 07/15/14(Tue)01:48 UTC+1 No.457266 Report

when I got my first hand job and seeing tits in real life for the first time as an 18 year old
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Anonymous 07/15/14(Tue)02:08 UTC+1 No.457276 Report

This is probably how it would turn out.
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Anonymous 07/15/14(Tue)03:03 UTC+1 No.457297 Report

it went a little something like this
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Anonymous 07/15/14(Tue)03:32 UTC+1 No.457307 Report

>>439151
10/10
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Anonymous 07/15/14(Tue)03:35 UTC+1 No.457310 Report

Not a gif but fuck it
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Anonymous 07/15/14(Tue)05:34 UTC+1 No.457355 Report

We were both inexperienced. It was very arkward.
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Anonymous 07/15/14(Tue)06:50 UTC+1 No.457383 Report

>>440038
Been married 8 and this has never come close to happening.
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Anonymous 07/15/14(Tue)07:30 UTC+1 No.457391 Report

My first time was with this goth type chick. I got this sorta cabin thing in my backyard with no windows, just screens and it was like a foot and a half of snow outside. The whole thing was cold as fuck and it took me waaayyyy longer to finish than I thought it would. Being the dumb ass I am we didnt think of a disposal method for the condom we used. Threw it into the woods and it travelled like 2 feet before catching a shrub and ripping. Parents never found out.
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Anonymous 07/15/14(Tue)08:25 UTC+1 No.457407 Report

>>448304
You sir, I feel bad for your penis sir
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Anonymous 07/16/14(Wed)08:44 UTC+1 No.457934 Report

>>445663
Is it okay to feel sorry for the dog?
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Anonymous 07/16/14(Wed)09:13 UTC+1 No.457942 Report

>>432306
Don't have a gif to contribute since I'm at work, but I'm first time was with this kinda chubby girl from college, she was in a polyamerous* (spelling?) relationship and I was friends with both the guy and the girl that took my V card.
Anyway me and her were just hanging out at my place playing video games and she puts her hand on my crotch.
She gave me a blowjob but funny enough I never came, she kept trying for a good half hour. Found out later she really just sucked at BJ's (Pun sort of intended)
Don't regret a bit of it though, she introduced me to her pretty Russian friend from college and we had a 3-some, good times.
I miss college...
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Anonymous 07/16/14(Wed)09:27 UTC+1 No.457943 Report

>>439090
That's how the christmas shopping goes every year for me. Solved by picking one line and sticking to it, but it always ends up being the slow one. :(
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Anonymous 07/16/14(Wed)14:50 UTC+1 No.458028 Report

I don't think there's a gif of throwing a limp hotdog down a whale's hallway and not cumming

But if anybody has one, please throw it on here.
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Anonymous 07/16/14(Wed)15:27 UTC+1 No.458032 Report

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try me 07/16/14(Wed)15:54 UTC+1 No.458037 Report

>>432306
fucking lolled soo hard
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Anonymous 07/16/14(Wed)18:45 UTC+1 No.458092 Report

>>448319
This is called the prelude to rape.
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Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)21:48 UTC+1 No.458612 Report

>half_minute_man.gif

Then I had to leave to get to work. What a shitty day that was.
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Anonymous 07/18/14(Fri)02:40 UTC+1 No.458709 Report

>>432306
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Anonymous 07/18/14(Fri)02:46 UTC+1 No.458718 Report

>>454534
I read (on 4chan) that this is a common scam or somesuch. I forgot how it was supposed to work, something like they pretend to get injured, you get out of your car to help, then they hold you up at gun/knifepoint. Probably total BS, but there were a bunch of gifs of people getting hit by those in that thread, and some of them did look staged.
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Anonymous 07/18/14(Fri)04:50 UTC+1 No.458777 Report

>>456276
Wow. That's fantastic.
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Anonymous 07/18/14(Fri)13:26 UTC+1 No.458903 Report

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Anonymous 07/18/14(Fri)15:32 UTC+1 No.458926 Report

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Anonymous 07/18/14(Fri)15:34 UTC+1 No.458927 Report

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Anonymous 07/18/14(Fri)17:58 UTC+1 No.459005 Report

>>443363
I laughed at that way harder than I probably should have.
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Anonymous 07/18/14(Fri)22:34 UTC+1 No.459134 Report

Gf had admitted to cheat on me last week when I was travelling, we made sad angry sex and I dumped her after it.
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Anonymous 07/18/14(Fri)23:16 UTC+1 No.459156 Report

>>456276
you had me at Blood Sugar Sex Magic
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Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)02:08 UTC+1 No.459287 Report

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Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)09:44 UTC+1 No.459455 Report

first time was with an asian
im a yellow fever fag
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Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)16:12 UTC+1 No.459634 Report

>>450432
>woman
>Jailbait
Which was it?
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Anonymous 07/20/14(Sun)02:21 UTC+1 No.459927 Report

>>448323
>don jon
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Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)01:14 UTC+1 No.460915 Report

>>439793
Oh god source
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Anonymous 07/23/14(Wed)00:13 UTC+1 No.461618 Report

I'm glad this thread's still up. Had first sexual experience this weekend at her mum's house. She's a screamer fosho.
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Anonymous 07/23/14(Wed)01:18 UTC+1 No.461644 Report

>>459287
You
I like you
[spoiler]Because you made me laugh, why else?[/spoiler]
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Anonymous 07/23/14(Wed)01:36 UTC+1 No.461648 Report

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Morriganal 07/23/14(Wed)05:44 UTC+1 No.461715 Report

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Anonymous 07/26/14(Sat)08:01 UTC+1 No.463761 Report

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Anonymous 07/26/14(Sat)12:24 UTC+1 No.463802 Report

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Anonymous 07/26/14(Sat)13:08 UTC+1 No.463806 Report

>>443363
kek'd
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Anonymous 07/26/14(Sat)21:12 UTC+1 No.463978 Report

>>446321
What render program is this?!
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Anonymous 07/27/14(Sun)02:32 UTC+1 No.464155 Report

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Anonymous 07/27/14(Sun)04:36 UTC+1 No.464182 Report

>>464155
It has no brakes...
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Anonymous 07/27/14(Sun)06:27 UTC+1 No.464242 Report

>>454041
>BitchDoesn'tLikeGettingTongued.gif
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Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)08:09 UTC+1 No.466039 Report

>>464155
Superior version
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Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)10:25 UTC+1 No.466070 Report

>>439518
Sauce?
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Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)10:33 UTC+1 No.466072 Report

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Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)11:19 UTC+1 No.466086 Report

>>447807

Morale : You just have to know how play with your balls to get chicks.
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Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)11:41 UTC+1 No.466093 Report

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Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)11:43 UTC+1 No.466094 Report

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Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)17:31 UTC+1 No.466175 Report

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Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)18:53 UTC+1 No.466199 Report

>>454024
this somehow looks like regular show. what is it from?
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Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)19:59 UTC+1 No.466211 Report

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Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)00:12 UTC+1 No.466359 Report

>>440038
I can't say I've ever remotely had this issue
and my GF's favourite position is spooning, so if it was gonna happen, it probably should have by now

Are you sure your wife doesn't just have two vaginas?
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Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)00:22 UTC+1 No.466364 Report

>>447951
>this is what porn does to people's expectations
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Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)00:42 UTC+1 No.466368 Report

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Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)01:19 UTC+1 No.466382 Report

>>432341
>>454164
seconded.
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Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)01:26 UTC+1 No.466388 Report

>>432566
Thanks doc!
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Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)01:26 UTC+1 No.466389 Report

>>466072
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
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Anonymous 08/02/14(Sat)03:55 UTC+1 No.466956 Report

>>466039
haha rape is funny!
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Anonymous 08/02/14(Sat)04:34 UTC+1 No.466965 Report

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Anonymous 08/03/14(Sun)10:39 UTC+1 No.467486 Report

>>447951
What if Anon was actually Asian with a small package.
Just what if.
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Anonymous 08/03/14(Sun)14:09 UTC+1 No.467510 Report

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Anonymous 08/03/14(Sun)15:08 UTC+1 No.467538 Report

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Anonymous 08/03/14(Sun)15:18 UTC+1 No.467543 Report

>>444164
came buckets
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Anonymous 08/03/14(Sun)15:28 UTC+1 No.467545 Report

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Anonymous 08/03/14(Sun)15:30 UTC+1 No.467546 Report

>>466389
sorry for what ?
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Anonymous 08/03/14(Sun)15:36 UTC+1 No.467547 Report

>>466072
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Anonymous 08/03/14(Sun)16:23 UTC+1 No.467567 Report

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Anonymous 08/03/14(Sun)16:53 UTC+1 No.467575 Report

>Desperate to try sex
>Fuck ugly slag
>We fuck in car
>Cum within maybe a minute
>Regret everything
>Tell her I am ready to go
>I drop her off
>She wants me to meet her parents
>Mfw I go back to my fucking car and flee
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Anonymous 08/03/14(Sun)18:38 UTC+1 No.467600 Report

>>456276
you now have the ultimate kudos you sly fuck
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Anonymous 08/03/14(Sun)21:54 UTC+1 No.467683 Report

>>463978

Created in 3Ds Max 2013.
Simulated with RealFlow 2012 for around 10 minutes.
Rendered with Vray 2.30.01 for around 62 hours.
i7 3770k @ stock clocks + 16GB RAM
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Anonymous 08/03/14(Sun)22:22 UTC+1 No.467699 Report

>>454019
That show was great
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Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)16:33 UTC+1 No.468063 Report

>>432306
I lasted around 25 minutes my first time BUT
I used a condom too small for my size.
Thats why I lasted so long.

Fuck, image limet.
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Anonymous 08/05/14(Tue)02:33 UTC+1 No.468290 Report

>>440038
well I can vouch for you
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Anonymous 08/05/14(Tue)06:35 UTC+1 No.468359 Report

>>446321

dat filename
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Anonymous 08/05/14(Tue)07:01 UTC+1 No.468370 Report

>>466199
For your dubs, I grant you sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUcM1-YZNAU
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Anonymous 08/05/14(Tue)07:34 UTC+1 No.468373 Report

>>447731
>>432319
;_;
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Anonymous 08/05/14(Tue)08:31 UTC+1 No.468384 Report

The first chick I banged was a complete log in bed.
It was so boring. Not only did I do all the work, but she was completely silent and never told me what felt good or anything at all.
I ended up being with her for almost 2 years. It was so depressing.
Then the next chick was a fucking freak and it was awesome. She wanted me to spank her and blowing me turned her on and jesus christ it was awesome. But she got tired of me or whatever and now she lives a couple states away.
I was actually in love with that one and there's a lot more to tell, but you guys don't care so yeh.
First time was horrid though. I didn't realize sex could be that fun until I did it with someone else.
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Anonymous 08/06/14(Wed)05:36 UTC+1 No.468786 Report

>>439090
My sides
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Anonymous 08/06/14(Wed)06:48 UTC+1 No.468813 Report

>>468786
This meme needs to die, along with all who use it if needs be.
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Anonymous 08/06/14(Wed)08:31 UTC+1 No.468848 Report

>>432341
Your killin' me Smalls!
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Anonymous 08/07/14(Thu)02:05 UTC+1 No.469192 Report

>>468384
my first time was with a fat canadian chick who i went to visit and we fucked in her basement for 2 weeks straight but she was so bad at everything, her cunt was so loose that i never came, she couldn't handle anal, she couldn't give a hand job correctly, and her blowjobs were teeth scraping hell.
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Anonymous 08/07/14(Thu)02:42 UTC+1 No.469218 Report

>>458903
fucking kek
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Anonymous 08/07/14(Thu)04:32 UTC+1 No.469323 Report

>>448304
>offers a JB

Justin Bieber. Not even once
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Anonymous 08/07/14(Thu)06:04 UTC+1 No.469425 Report

>>454230
Nah, we black folk is just got limber lips
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Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)21:22 UTC+1 No.470810 Report

>>468384

> complete log

dem feels ;_;
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Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)01:36 UTC+1 No.470899 Report

>>432520
steve irwins worst mother fucking nightmare
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Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)07:09 UTC+1 No.471043 Report

>>455119
source?
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Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)07:12 UTC+1 No.471045 Report

>>432532
Saved hard
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Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)07:21 UTC+1 No.471050 Report

>>444950
God I love weebl's videos. Really satisfying to watch the leprechaun whale on the unicorn in an endless loop.
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Anonymous 08/15/14(Fri)09:17 UTC+1 No.473380 Report

>>446321
>filename
>dat long dong at the end
top kek, lol'd
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Anonymous 08/15/14(Fri)09:30 UTC+1 No.473384 Report

>>471043
"turn down for what" music video
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Anonymous 08/15/14(Fri)09:50 UTC+1 No.473387 Report

>>460915
is second this notion
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Anonymous 08/15/14(Fri)19:01 UTC+1 No.473539 Report

>>468813
kek
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